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Those crazy kids

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:28, archived)

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:29, archived)

lully

a woo to you, kind sir.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:31, archived)

haha

i bet the T is evenly spaced between the buttocks.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:32, archived)

you noticed my mad perspective skillzor.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:35, archived)

~~my mad perspective skillzor~~ I ran out of room

(riedacher_bertram, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:59, archived)

Entschuldigen Sie mich, bitte.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 2:07, archived)

MY POST IS FAMOUS.(SORT OF)

I sprayed this on a horse once.

But i think you may have already known that

:)

(hoogie Original Cunt Horse Author, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 9:32, archived)

Yay!

*tips imaginary hat*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:45, archived)

Or is it?

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:27, archived)

Deep down, we KNOW what they want...

we KNOW what they want...

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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:22, archived)

is it not goat.cx?

anyone want to check?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:23, archived)

goatse.cx

is correct!

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Dave Down Under, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:25, archived)

gayergabogaytasticlygay!

you know the link

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:26, archived)

wrong

it is remove-ed

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:26, archived)

it was goatse.cx

as in goat sex. But it's gone now. You can get it at www.goatse.ca

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:26, archived)

no!

...and why do you know this :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:27, archived)

me and goatse, yesterday...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:28, archived)

on your recommendation i managed to download a copy of mick harvey doing "ford mustang"

it's very good. thank you for recommending it.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:28, archived)

ooh excellent

yes it is, isn't it? Today I recomment The Postal Service, to anyone who'll listen. Especially "Natural Anthem", bit it may well not be your taste...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:29, archived)

i'll give it ago.

have you spoken to jonathan/nikon today or yesterday ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:31, archived)

yes

yes I have. Can you mail me your IM stuff?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:36, archived)

is he alright ?

IM stuff ? eh ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:38, archived)

yes he is

in general.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:52, archived)

check it ;)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:26, archived)

prfffffffffffffffffffft

chortle chortle...gufaw gufaw!

(GIbbonsrwild, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:24, archived)

...more fun with signs

cheaky repost, tired can't be arsed.

(GIbbonsrwild, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:17, archived)

she can though i'll bet

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:18, archived)

hahaha

is that boy ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:19, archived)

im not sure

i presume its a girl, it has long hair (but then so do i).

(GIbbonsrwild, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:23, archived)

congratulations it's a boy !

i'm pretty sure it is.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:25, archived)

it might be worth

GETTING SOME SLEEP

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:19, archived)

Don't believe everything the Sun tells you

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:22, archived)

throw off the yoke of imperialist oppression

Name your own African country with aid from Chris Rock, Chris Tucker, Richard Pryor etc.

I'm not racist, but I find black-on-black pretense-puncturing humour entertaining

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:58, archived)

woo for chad!

best of all the african countries!

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:59, archived)

Good username

terrible pun
In the non endearing "so bad it's good" way

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:59, archived)

thanks, pipsqueak

I shall tell my grandchildren then Yek once descended to my level to make an artistic critique

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:04, archived)

If i sank to your level the presure would crush me

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:05, archived)

so deep that your mouldy biscuits

would break apart like titanium/magnesium alloy steel

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:07, archived)

yes......just like that

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:08, archived)

Metallurgy is cool. However, the 'lurgy bit is not.

No one wants teh 'lurgy

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:11, archived)

good lurgy or bad lurgy?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:16, archived)

They should name it something completely ridiculous

like Uruguay. That'll teach people to fuck with them!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:01, archived)

..axis of countries ending in -guay?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:02, archived)

It's a funny, bent axis

but I'm okay with it.

I just had some chicken and dumplings and several fluffy biscuits. They were lully and swell.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:05, archived)

-guays and

dolls?

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:06, archived)

Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay.

(quite an old joke by now)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:13, archived)

Pwnaguay

(Tezzrexx http://5punk.co.uk - b3ta gamers, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:14, archived)

the only

-guay in the village?

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:15, archived)

Oh who knows.

(Tezzrexx http://5punk.co.uk - b3ta gamers, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:17, archived)

made me laugh

took me a while though.

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Whythebigpaws?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:02, archived)

What's pink, swollen and makes women scream in the morning?

swollen and makes women scream in the morning?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:45, archived)

Hahahahaa

This made me laugh more than it should have. It's a classic!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:46, archived)

It's not that well illustrated

I had lost the ability to draw after I started usinig the computer. It's coming back a bit though.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:47, archived)

Looks fine to me!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:53, archived)

I'm hung like a baby.

7 pounds, 21 inches

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:46, archived)

you wish...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:52, archived)

Ooh, I'm honoured sir

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:53, archived)

you're only the 2nd b3tan

to be drawrn in this fashion. Besides, my wife fancies you as you are the spitting image of me at your age.

100% of fact!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:54, archived)

Tell her I'm quite easy if she fancies a go

and wink suggestively for me

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:56, archived)

har!

I shall do that :D

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:56, archived)

but say it sexily, like I would

if she says no, you're doing it wrong.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:58, archived)

pfftt...

cheeky!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:00, archived)

your shameful !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:06, archived)

surely you need to feel shame for that

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:06, archived)

*thinks*

*dies*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:07, archived)

You really DO draw for Mr Scruff.

That rocks.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:54, archived)

hey thanks!

I'm getting better. It's been a long time. For years my design was limited to text and pictures.

edit:

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:56, archived)

Keep it simple, works every time.

Keep at it, it's ace!

EDIT: Yay! Hello!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:57, archived)

eeep!

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:47, archived)

Moobs!!

NSFW (or anything for that matter)
www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/moobs.jpg
NSFW (or anything for that matter)

there.

I even warned you twice.

/runs

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:39, archived)

Jesus.

They're quite impressive.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:40, archived)

This thread has surely pissed off the gangsters

for it has been wasted.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:41, archived)

*drives by slowly*

*stares down offending poster*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:45, archived)

Points laser guided missile at car.......

"go ahead.... make my day"

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:49, archived)

*boom chicka chicka aww*

*chicka chicka aww-aww*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:55, archived)

they're quite sumoobs.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:41, archived)

or are they twins?

(Smudger, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:47, archived)

nice

i think they're biiger than mine

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Whythebigpaws?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:43, archived)

Those are more like udders.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:43, archived)

hmm

do you think you could milk them?

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Whythebigpaws?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:44, archived)

You can pretty much milk anything with nipples

or so Hollywood would have me believe.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:38, archived)

Mudders?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:44, archived)

mudders?

pee hee hee

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Whythebigpaws?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:46, archived)

udders?

they must have bloody big cows round where you live then....

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:46, archived)

aye

we have some fat cows here in Brum.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:48, archived)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:35, archived)

"And suddenly, as if by magic, SugarSpunSister understood..."

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:36, archived)

"and lo

she passed on this knowledge to Arsonade
Who knew not what the strange diagram could fortell"

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:45, archived)

varily did Arsonade

again pass on the information to scoopzilla

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:46, archived)

This isnt the sort of knowledge I can share around freely.

It comes from WITHIN

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:47, archived)

/attains enlightenment...

in my pants/

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:49, archived)

*splutter* *cough*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:55, archived)

Will this be in the exam?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:36, archived)

You need to know this to get into heaven

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:37, archived)

Has the exam begun yet?

Is this the second question in the exam?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:40, archived)

apparently it's the 3rd.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:40, archived)

I see

I like

(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:37, archived)

Is that a pike?

*wonders how good his fish knowledge is today*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:37, archived)

Its quite clearly a giant crab claw with an eye.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:42, archived)

i like the biology gcse look.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:38, archived)

SPORK!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:39, archived)

umm...

salmonhatlettuce?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:39, archived)

If I understand that (and thats not really likely)

it means if you eat your food quickly, you will get indigestion and have bad dreams.

or something.

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:41, archived)

Well that's cleared a few things up.

I will never thrust hastily again.

I like this, and the fellow is wearing a jolly nice hat.

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:44, archived)

Let us dream of pikes?

Let us dream of fear of pikes?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:51, archived)

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:28, archived)

yay

to the inflatable public transport service!!

(Pigpen was 'ere on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:29, archived)

the hindemburg?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:32, archived)

just

be sure that there is a no smoking policy when alighting

(Pigpen was 'ere on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:34, archived)

: D

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:29, archived)

Random acts of joy!

woo.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:32, archived)

*clicks*

i like happy endings

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:32, archived)

Oh you do, do you???

do you???hold it right...

right...

there... *aims*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:38, archived)

*scrolls down*

OMG! umm, no thx

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:12, archived)

YAY!

bring in the love....

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:35, archived)

Terrorism Balloons

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Or is it?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:35, archived)

hes pumping a cock!!!1!

one!

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:46, archived)

Woo!

The hummus is strong with this one.

(Tezzrexx http://5punk.co.uk - b3ta gamers, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:10, archived)

haha

have a belated woo

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 13:09, archived)

..and a great day was had by all.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:18, archived)

The manbear and peppers look too similar for my liking

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:19, archived)

*waits for manpeppers*

coz, you KNOW it's going to happen now!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:20, archived)

I'll be offended if it hasn't

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:21, archived)

O RLY?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:21, archived)

I laughed

*shoots self*

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:22, archived)

HE LEFT IN A TIME MACHINE LOL

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:23, archived)

YOU BASTARD!!!!

*giggles uncontrollably*

edit: I demand you post that in it's own thread so I can *click*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:23, archived)

Here you go:

smells like last Thursday

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:32, archived)

awesome

*clicks*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:34, archived)

haha

I love the jaunty hat

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:24, archived)

it's probably an improvement!

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:24, archived)

I can see it now

"MANPEPPARZZZZ!!!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:28, archived)

I love.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:34, archived)

YAY

Arrroooo-woo
Arrroooo-yay

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Weevilgrl, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:19, archived)

chump!

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:20, archived)

Come to save every one of us.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:27, archived)

pwhooooaaarrrr....

you should see her sister - woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:25, archived)

I think she ate her.

Woo to the pic.

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:46, archived)

possibly

in one sitting to!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:03, archived)

Geekiness continues, boo-ya!

As usual a tad bit big:

www.planetmidian.com/art/knight.jpg

(Maltjik, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:11, archived)

I love the shine on that armour.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:13, archived)

well

thank you.

(Maltjik, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:27, archived)

that's a bit funky

very woo!

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:18, archived)

I may be a bit late in saying so

but that's really rather woosome.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 2:15, archived)

omfg lol

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gravytrain, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:10, archived)

CHEATER!

her legs are underneath her bottom all the time!!

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:12, archived)

pfft:D

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:14, archived)

haha

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gravytrain, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:16, archived)

I ALMOST DID THIS ONE!!!

:D W/Y/H/P!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:14, archived)

He's not talking to anyone in particular

(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:09, archived)

NEVER!

*Gropes*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:09, archived)

*grapes squildo*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:10, archived)

*has epilectic fit*

(The Director of Directing, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:20, archived)

Has epileptic fit...for what?

Trousers? A nice jacket?

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Squeaky Shoes *riao riao*, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:05, archived)

i'm thinking of making a little serial for my own amusement, involving this kid and his yoyo

and suggestions for situations?

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:07, archived)

looks like he has anal herpes

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:08, archived)

he can be anal herpes boy :)

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:10, archived)

He pulls at his arsehole so hard it pulls his feet up into his body slightly.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:18, archived)

Helping an old lady across the r...

Sexy nuns!

(jesushairdresser minges, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:08, archived)

Accidentally strangling an orphan

then trying to hide the body.

(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:10, archived)

also a good idea :)

but i think it'll have to be sexy nuns

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:15, archived)

and autoerotic asphyxiation?

(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:16, archived)

*comes*

*goes*

(jesushairdresser minges, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:17, archived)

Molesting waterfowl

while dressed as an aligator

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:14, archived)

He could do a trick with the yo-yo

and then tell everyone how he thought the trick was the best thing ever and they'd be all like "no way" and he'd be like "fraid so" and then something funny would happen.

Or poison. Something with poison.

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Squeaky Shoes *riao riao*, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:08, archived)

It's my b3ta day you cunts!

I celebrate with a picture I just done.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:06, archived)

Where's your candle?

Good eyes on the drawing by the way.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:06, archived)

due in 3 days

a member for 2 years, 11 months and 27 days

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?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:07, archived)

bravo :)

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:08, archived)

you only get one if you have a icon

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:08, archived)

^ this

And the timing for us old folks is fucked up.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:11, archived)

Do candles only go to donators?

/Wasn't aware of this

/edit Ahhh!
In that case, it's also my b3ta day.... Because it was close.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:07, archived)

dude looks like a lady

that's a wootastic sunset

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:07, archived)

Dude reminds me of a friend I have.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:09, archived)

See my question below

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:09, archived)

lyre!

You have 3 days left

Is that brown cow?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:08, archived)

It messes up for us old folks.

So it SAYS IT'S MY B3TA DAY!

It not brown cow.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:09, archived)

no it doesnt

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?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:11, archived)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:12, archived)

it doesn't

it's not your b3taday yet.

edit: Well f me! It DOES!

hmm... *investigates*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:13, archived)

Did you even LOOK at my profile?

Mongtarded spackface.

I told you. My dates are messed up. So it SAYS it's my b3ta day. So it IS my b3ta day.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:14, archived)

Is this because god stopped the sun from moving for a few days back in the old testament?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:15, archived)

leap year me thinks

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?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:15, archived)

It would have to be three leap years.

It's missing three days.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:16, archived)

could it have to do with

the code barring new people from posting for a week?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:18, archived)

Maybe.

I never had to deal with that.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:20, archived)

uhh... child...

Mongtarded spackface is NOT my name...

and I fucking edited my post.

Besides, I'm older b3tan wise and really wise that you, so :P

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:16, archived)

Well I'm young and have the power to be rude to my elders.

Plus, I should be doing a bit of latin homework.

Anus est vix vivum.

/doesn't get the condugations

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:17, archived)

DO YOUR HOMEWORK!

*threatens with ruler*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:19, archived)

Yes sir.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:23, archived)

You are the Queen

AICMFP

(jesushairdresser minges, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:16, archived)

Kiss my hand.

Then you may recieve your five pounds.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:18, archived)

I can get better value

in kings cross, tyvm

though a knighthood wouldn't go amiss?

(jesushairdresser minges, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:22, archived)

You can be a knight of the slightly flimsy rounded edged picnic table.

I now knight thee, Sir Jesus.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:25, archived)

Yay!

*brings out the cucumber sandwiches and scotch eggs*

(jesushairdresser minges, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:29, archived)

I'm older than you..

...But had no problems with when my b3ta-day came around.

You have hacked the system, and are therefore, 4 months old. AICMFP.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:19, archived)

How did you guess?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:20, archived)

I'm all knowing..

The power of Jam sets me higher than all others.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:22, archived)

yes it does

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:12, archived)

happy b3taday have some cake

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:09, archived)

Yay! *luff*

*mwah*

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:10, archived)

COSPLAY!

and I am not a cunt...

such cruel words form a child.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:09, archived)

Alright then.

You're a bum.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:10, archived)

YAY!

And happy b3thday, kiddo.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:12, archived)

I love bums *hugs*

I talked to the one outside of McDonalds in the center of town. We ended up talking about the destructions of the rainforests, how wildebeast gave birth on the run and how silly some people were.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:15, archived)

Yeah...

They're usually pretty cool people at heart. Most of them just gave up coz it was too hard. THey not scary. Next time you see him, buy him a lunch.. or a beer.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:17, archived)

I gave him some monies for food.

Then I got myself a jacket potato.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:19, archived)

fantastic

good job. Feed 'em!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:19, archived)

His hair was in a carrier bag tied to his head =D

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:26, archived)

SCHWEET

I demand photos!

and beer!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:39, archived)

I wish I had my camera with me...

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:43, archived)

i like the drawing :)

(I_am_B, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:19, archived)

Yays!

Thank you!

And I do like that scary bum.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:19, archived)

hahaha!

yay!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:20, archived)

You draw for Mr Scruff AICMFP

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:28, archived)

brown cow...

what a stud

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:10, archived)

It not brown cow.

I have not seen pic of brown cow.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:11, archived)

see above

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:18, archived)

Happy B3taday

many happy returns!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:18, archived)

Thank you kind sir.

*hugs*

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:18, archived)

Happy b3taday, then.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:35, archived)

Yay! Kittins!

*luff*

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:40, archived)

Is that your boyfriend?

I think not.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:37, archived)

If it was I'd think he's be mighty 2 Dimensional.

If he was 3 Dimensional that would be nice.

Just like the Prince of Persia doesn't exist, neither does he...

DAMN YOU GAMES! WHY IS THE PRINCE OF PERSIA NOT REAL! WHY! WHY?!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:41, archived)

Looks like gelfling..

smells like gelfling..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:42, archived)

cunt

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mongychops, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:05, archived)

Is that

a sexual harassment panda?

w/y/h

(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:12, archived)

gah!

Now I'm going to be whistling that all afternoon.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:26, archived)

Pac man foam edition

(phony_torrino, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 23:58, archived)

Internet Explorer,

Non-shit version.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 23:59, archived)

yes cocking please

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:00, archived)

Grrr

(phony_torrino, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:05, archived)

aww

A little baby dolphin

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:06, archived)

Or...

A shark.

Where is that helicopter, bridge, and diver when you need them?

(phony_torrino, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:08, archived)

Looks like one of my sperms

lifesize

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:09, archived)

your sperm are the size of baby dolphins?

ouch!

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:10, archived)

Is your nick name

Bell size park

har har

(phony_torrino, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:11, archived)

I'm hung like an aquaduct

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:11, archived)

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 23:56, archived)

But are they good or bad aids eyes?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 23:57, archived)

Well, he gets to suck a cock...

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 23:58, archived)

And anything related to cocksuckery MUST be good

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 23:58, archived)

and by the look of it he's enjoying it

the sucker that is, although the suckee looks pretty pleased with himself

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 23:59, archived)

It's only gay if he closes his eyes

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:03, archived)

so the hard-on just means he's.....

...

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:06, archived)

Got an errection

duh

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:07, archived)

that's the badger!

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:09, archived)

nice work

stick it in the Tate.

I WATCHED THAT WOODY ALLEN FILM MATCH POINT THE OTHER DAY AND THERES A SCENE WHERE THERES A LUMP OF BANKSYS WORK, I HAD TO LAUGH.. I WAS ON CAKE AT THE TIME.

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 23:59, archived)

pffft

"suck it spacky" - hahahahahahaha

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:09, archived)

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