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# Oh noes! Someone help the kitty trapped in the cave!

edit: changes back
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)
# no
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
# ^this^
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:29, archived)
# :(
damn you gravity!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
# awww
dangly kitty

*prods*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
# I think you should get about 4 more hanging in a row so you can use them as one of those little swingy ball executive toy thingies.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:30, archived)
# like this?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:31, archived)
# Yay!
*plays*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:33, archived)
# tis rather smashing
although i think you should make the water go back and forth rather than one way, then jump back. would look smoother.


Damn, you got there first... CURSE YOU!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:30, archived)
# he can't hang on forever
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:31, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:34, archived)
# *likes
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:36, archived)
# .....
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:26, archived)
# Wooo!
Yoyo Dan! Hurrah, I love it!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)
# Thank you ma'am
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:30, archived)
# woooooo!!
*giggles* that'll amuse me for hours...

(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
# :)
excellent
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:30, archived)
# and thus was racial harmony restored. amen.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:30, archived)
# I treat all yoyos equally
although the black one is unintentionally a little smaller.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:36, archived)
# dam
wish id thought o tht
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:34, archived)
# it came to me in a moment of clarity and
boredom.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:35, archived)
# some balls.... coming or going..... they don't know....
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:25, archived)
# coming reminds me of the old classic windows screensaver
driving through space.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:25, archived)
# I can do space...


gearbox problems.....
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:31, archived)
# In perfect synch
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:39, archived)
# "Balls Q"?
talent is abound this evening it seems :-)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:25, archived)
# No TV for you!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)
# obviously not, which may not be a bad thing
as I can't decide which film to put on...
Mind you, I did buy a bill bailey dvd today, so have also got to watch that
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
# I'm just finishing up season 6 of A Touch of Frost

takes a while to make it across the water
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:36, archived)
# across the water eh...
how far away ARE you exactly...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:38, archived)
# from you, probably 5442 miles
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:43, archived)
# The board is full of eye-lulliness tonight.
Woo for this.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:26, archived)
# reminds me of that old
space screensaver.

tis much of the lully.

Edit : Damn you, you bloody elephant ninja.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:26, archived)
# elephant ninjas...
now THOSE I'd like to see...craftily hiding behind bushes to ninja chop giraffe's necks
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
# it's always the quiet ones...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:29, archived)
# keeping their ninja weapons tucked away in their trunks...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:30, archived)
# acting all innocent and scared of mice.. and when you least expect it...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:32, archived)
# thats the one, probably explains why you never see elephants hiding in cherry trees...
they're just too damned good at camoflaging themselves
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:33, archived)
# They paint their
toenails red, you know
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:36, archived)
# Elephant Ronin...
I like that idea
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:38, archived)
# it's the start of the universe,
or is it the end of it?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:29, archived)
# Hypnotical
Woo!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:30, archived)
# Cor
nice :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:32, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:32, archived)
# i'm sorry for everything,
except this
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:21, archived)
# Ow, that is breaking my eyes
Needs more nekkid.

Congratulations though.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:23, archived)
# mine are already broken
i agree though, it does need more nekkid
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:26, archived)
# That makes my brain cry.
Congrats! Have a biscuit.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:23, archived)
# cheers :D
*takes biscuit and scoffs*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)
# Woo!
Cheers!

(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:23, archived)
# Head....hertz
:)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:24, archived)
# weeeeeeeee
I'm convulsing on the floor. someone fetch me a wooden spoon.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:24, archived)
# my eyes!
congratumalations!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:25, archived)
# mngngggggmmmmmnn


*dies*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)
# Looks like Jimmy got a result...


sorry looked much better in my head
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
excellent stuff. The Philidelphia experiment is really interesting, even if there's only a tiny grain of truth in it all, it's still pretty crazy.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
# I have been playing with Illustrator
and made this:


I will start doing some tutorials soon and therefore hopefully make something good one day.

EDIT: Thank you all for your kind comments :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:16, archived)
# Oooooh
Gorgeous : )
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:17, archived)
# luvly jubbly.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:17, archived)
# oh madam thats rather nice
reminds me of pictures by some blind artist from yonder. fuck knows what he's called.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:17, archived)
# thats a bit like Matisse's blue person
Is that on purpose?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:17, archived)
# Nope
although I've probably seen it at some point and my subconscious has regurgitated it :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:19, archived)
# ^This^
very nice my lovely.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:19, archived)
# Thank you!
*hugs*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:24, archived)
# Cor
s'lully :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:18, archived)
# may I ask about the blackpool bash?
What's that Jenx club like?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:18, archived)
# Of course you may
it is vere vere good, generally playing indie-ish music. There are three bands on that night and we plan to get free tickets for all.

Booze is fairly cheap (certainly by club standards) and dress code is relaxed, basically don't look like a chav. Behaviour code is "don't be a cunt" - it's great!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:21, archived)
# live music!
Ain't bin to a gig in aaaaaaages!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:22, archived)
# When is it again?
*can't be arsed to look at calendar*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:32, archived)
# March 18th
Linky in my profile :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:47, archived)
# Lully, have a bun.
*hands bun*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:20, archived)
# Ooh ta
*eats bun*

Would you like a cake?
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:22, archived)
# No, i've just eaten thanks.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
# Oh
save it for later then :p
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:29, archived)
# Nice!~
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:22, archived)
# thats
very cool! :o)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:24, archived)
# liking it...liking it lotsly :-)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:24, archived)
# Excellent
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:25, archived)
# thats fabulous
wooooo!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:27, archived)
# This I like!
Woo!

:D
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:31, archived)
# wow!
vector skills ahoy!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:33, archived)
# ooh! now that is nice!
blue ba da bee ba da daaa!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 21:07, archived)
# Here you are, Mr. Architect

251.4K
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:15, archived)
# its a starfish!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:16, archived)
# My word.
That's excellent
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:16, archived)
# Thank 'e kindly, miss
It's shrunk from 1 of 12 hi-res movs I made for VJing
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:19, archived)
# Aaaah, VJing, of course!
You talented bastard, I tried that once. The software terrified me too much so I ran off : )
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:20, archived)
# It's important to start fairly basic
with something like Grid and progress as you gain confidence.
A lot of VJs start with Arkaos but that was too complex for me initially.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:26, archived)
# I think it was flowmotion I started out with.
Not to worry, I discovered illustrator, that was enough for me.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:30, archived)
# and very good
you are with it, too
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:32, archived)
# Now thats what I'm talking about Willis!
original, fantastic, purdy animation, AND optimised - gets a huge woo, and a click from me

bloody lovely that
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:17, archived)
# Hmmm...
You're not as pedantic as I thought!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:20, archived)
# pedantic I can be yes...
but this does exude quality all over it, I dont quibble with anyone who's done their best, no - that would be stoooopid.
and hey, it still looks danged funky at that size.

/Its not about being pedantic, its about following guidelines for the good of ALL. - anyway, Im probably not gonna see much better than this tonight, so I may sidle away for a bit to watch a movie...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:22, archived)
# Thanks for your kind words
I was hoping to see the fourth Tarrant!
Maybe next time!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
# I can if you want ;-) Just for you...

But I dont mean it ;-)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:29, archived)
# Cheers!
I've always wanted to break teh interweb a little bit
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:34, archived)
# What's the funky rasmol-type app you're using?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:17, archived)
# I'm on a mac
So it's a single .pdb file made intro a movie using imol (mac version of rasmol) then used with the particle replicator keyframed in motion and finally exported to image ready and optimised for your enjoyment.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:23, archived)
# I don't really get what it is supposed to be, but i bow down to your skillage!
W/Y/H
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:21, archived)
# wooooonderful
!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:28, archived)
# .
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:14, archived)
# BURN HIS HOUSE
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:16, archived)
#
House Embassy
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:19, archived)
# i wrote that first
but i wasnt sure if it was right... so i went for house... i can spell house... and i know what it is. :0)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:20, archived)
# Riiiiiiiight ....
Hullo there.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:22, archived)
# i feel so stupid.. and i'm meant to be studying english language...
hullo there!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:23, archived)
# Jihad on Colin from Whose Line Is It Anyway!
Ace.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:16, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:16, archived)
# No! I am one of you!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:21, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*glee*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:22, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:22, archived)
# can i have some pancakes please
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:16, archived)
# I like this new style
It's very Mr Scruff
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:17, archived)
# .
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:14, archived)
# SOMEONE
....likes park hill flats


edit: how rude of me, woo
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:15, archived)
#
i do so want one! oh i do!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:16, archived)
# very cool
well hot :o)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:23, archived)
#
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# 'ningggggmmmmmnn


*dies*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)
# RACIST!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)
# GAYIST!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:12, archived)
# MAOIST!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:13, archived)
# JOURNALIST!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:14, archived)
# FATTEST!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:15, archived)
# no,
YOU'RE the fattest.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:16, archived)
# Hahaha!











*wobbles belly*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:17, archived)
# indeed...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:16, archived)
# Stupid Margaret
*sidles away*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:19, archived)
# waaaah
i loves it.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:08, archived)
# that's my liver!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)
# That is strangely mesmerising ....
Woo to your arty-farty ness.

1000th post!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)
# hooray
i best get started on something for 40k soon...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)
# Indeed,
I thought about doing something for my 1000th, but i am lazy/unskilled/idealess/all of the above.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:12, archived)
# just wait another 99,000 posts.
that's probably worth a picture.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Probably
i guess

*is hoping to have gotten a life before getting to 100000*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:17, archived)
# 1000? here.. have a shiny thing
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Yay!
Thank you TBL!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:18, archived)
# i do like these
they relax my eyes.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)
# Oooooh
I could stare at that for hours. Beautiful.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)
# Purdy
Looks like a Zap lolly.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)
# *spacks*
*foams*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)
# 'ningggggmmmmmnn

Lovely!~
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)
# oooh pretty
:o)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)
# that looks like my dad
wearing a top hat.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:12, archived)
# Oh I like this series of aurora borealis-type things
They are quite mesmerising...

How do you make them?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:18, archived)
# Prepare to be geeked...
Over the last couple of days I've been learning to script Photoshop (using JavaScript). This pic was made using some of the scripts I've made while learning.

I'd be very happy to share the scripts with you, or anyone who's interested. You need to be using CS2, because I don't think they'll work with other versions. Just drop me an email (my username, at my username dot com)

If that's no good, then you can get the same colour-change effect by hand with a little work... just make a colourful pic, then place a hue/saturation adjustment layer as the top layer. Set the 'Hue' slider to -180 to start with.

Now merge all visible layers to a new layer (shift-ctr-alt-e), turn visibility off on the merged layer, move the 'Hue' slider to the right a bit (I'm using increments of 30), then repeat the process.

When you've taken the 'Hue' slider all the way to the right (180), take the document into ImageReady, pull each merged layer into a frame, optimize, weep, compromise, and there's your animation :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:29, archived)
# on monday
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:05, archived)
# If that's true when are you Duke Nukem?
Is that like a bank holiday only thing?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:06, archived)
# woo
thats ace :o)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:06, archived)
# Oh my!
Those are woosome! More please!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)
# I've got an appropriate woo for that
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)
# yaaaaay!
thats brilliant
Spiderman day?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)
# yay!
That's great :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)
# ooooh
smashing!! did i see you at the london bash recently? i think i may have caught a glimpse of you before me and my mate got kicked out for not being 21... the gayers...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)
# nah, i live
manyier mile from london :D
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)
# hmmmm....
maybe it wasn't you then!

oh well...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:11, archived)
# Awww!
Gorgeous m'dear
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:08, archived)
# he he he
i want to be batman, but only on fridays
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:16, archived)
# ....
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:04, archived)
# argh woo!
'ning rev
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:05, archived)
# 'ning naD
:o)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)
# lovely lightening!
still supergood.

*still jealous*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:06, archived)
# hehehe
yay thank ya! :o)

edit : jsut read your thing about the LGBT ball - very funny! :o)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)
# excellent,
nice and gothic.
:)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)
# thanks
:o)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)
# cheers!
:o)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)
# Oooh, that makes me all chilly
and in need of a cardigan. Do you have one?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:14, archived)
# passes my only cardie
hehehehe :o)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:18, archived)
# Nice.
So nice, in fact, it is now my desktop.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:50, archived)
# woo!
:o)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 21:09, archived)
# Danish
Couldn't resist doing this, a, er, 'revision' of a BBC page from Sunday. Just don't come round to bomb/behead me, OK? lol

www.putfile.com/kenshabby

Enjoy!...or not, depending on your religion.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:02, archived)
# LOL
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)
# rofl?
Edit : oooh, you're the one with them lovelemly wallpapers. i retract my rofl.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:05, archived)
# pmsl.
*roffle*

EDIT: Thenkyou : )

(rofl away. theres nothing quite like a good lolfest)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)
# hehe, that's nice, i think the wrong font though!
i especially enjoyed the 'disney are planning a sequel comment'.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:06, archived)
# Wrong font?
Thanks for the good feedback, everyone. Wrong font? Well, I did my best. I am a newbie, you know! lol
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:12, archived)
# yeah, i think the bbc uses tahoma for the stories.
or possibly verdana.
but no worries, it was funny
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:13, archived)
# and that's all that matters.
*pats*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Download nvu, a free html editor
Save a BBC webpage, edit it in that, play with framesizes etc, and save the image. Preview, do a screengrab and you'll be hunkey dory. Fonts area all correct, etc.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:16, archived)
# Editor
Ah..that sounds more like it, I'll do a search. What I did here was save the page and then open and edit with Word. Then used a freebie html - jpeg converter on it. Shame it split it into 3 pages, tho.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:24, archived)
# Time for a quick survey, sir?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:00, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:02, archived)
# ace!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:02, archived)
# ace!!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:04, archived)
# wonderful stuff!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:05, archived)
# wonderful stuff!!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:06, archived)
# Arrrgh
no I like this button!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)
# SADDAM!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha
YES
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:15, archived)
# Edward Woodward
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:02, archived)
# wood he?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:06, archived)
# He has three knobs.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:08, archived)
# oh god
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)
# Oh yes!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:05, archived)
# I drew a cartoon
Image hosting by Photobucket
they'll be getting in to all kinds of scrapes, when i can think of some
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:54, archived)
# : D
They need a road trip of sorts.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:54, archived)
# the one on the left, or 'leftie'
reminds me of colin from whose line is it anyway.
which is nice.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:55, archived)
# I miss that show so much
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:55, archived)
# yes,
it was rather fantastic.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:56, archived)
# UK Gold
(or is it Paramount comedy?) plays it quite often
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:57, archived)
# Curse you and your fancy sky TV.
It's 4 channels of pure terresterial dullery for me.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:58, archived)
# And the fifth one
full of pr0n?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:59, archived)
# Channel 5 is still a mystery to me
I've caught glimpses round friends houses though. Saw a bit of the gadget show t'other day!

God my TV sucks.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:00, archived)
# Believe me
You're not missing that much. There's more titties on BBC2 these days...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)
# I heard ITV's getting quite racy these days.
Only last week I heard someone say "boobs" on Coronation Street
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:04, archived)
# And then Channel 4
seems to be the new Channel five

...which was the new Channel 4 itself...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)
# I don't have Sky.
People I visit have Sky. My aerial cable was cut by some Mancunian vandal fuckers, so I don't even have analogue TV.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:00, archived)
# Nightmare!
Still, to be fair, it's generally better to put some music on anyway.

This is what I tell myself every time people talk about sky, cable or freeview.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:02, archived)
# paramount i think.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:59, archived)
# "Rightie"
Appears to be wearing a thong.
I hope it's a girlie !
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:57, archived)
# i was thinking
the one on the right could get into comical japes for being mistaken for a pepper pot.

(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:00, archived)
# A
Lipstick wearing pepperpot in a thong.

My God - It's Pete Burns !
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:02, archived)
# AIEEEE
that's the sort of thing that would make me dress up as a scandinavian embassy and shout insults at muslims
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha !
Do you want to buy one of my
"I am the spitting image of the Prophet Mohammed"
T-Shirts ?

Perfectly safe as long as no-one takes your photograph while you're wearing it !
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Aliens.
Needs aliens.

And zombies.

And pirates?

Yes, alien zombie pirates. That'll do...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:56, archived)
# The one on the right insults the other one for being old...







...then his embassy gets burnt down.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:57, archived)
# Cartoon?
Needs more Mohammed
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:59, archived)
# Newbie greeting
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:49, archived)
# Hello new person!
Super picture, welcome.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:51, archived)
# welcome to b3ta.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:51, archived)
# has bronson been dirty sanchezing
that woman, who i know but who's name escapes me at the moment.

what a dirty old man
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:51, archived)
# nice pic
welcome
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)
# you're fat and need one of these
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:48, archived)
# nice bloke
nice and fat

everyone should have a hammer wielding conscience monkey. woo.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:50, archived)
# You likes 'em big, eh?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:53, archived)
# oh yes.
i'm like benny hill in the italian job.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Good for you!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:54, archived)
# curses
i forgot to add may not be 100% true not that i've got anything against the big boned obviously.

lee and lance wasn't it?

(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:56, archived)
# You've lost me.




(Hahahahaa, fattist)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:59, archived)
# harry enfield television programme
was briefly funny back at the start of the 90s.

(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Aaaah
Yeah, I have vague recollections of laughing at that once. It could have just been a BT advert with Bob Hoskins though.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)
# "Its good to talk"....
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:11, archived)
# indeed
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Oh, I sooooo need one of these
But not as much as *insert name of friend/relative/neighbour/girlfriend/boyfriend/B3tan*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:51, archived)
# i'll take a
*insert name of friend/relative/neighbour/ girlfriend /boyfriend/B3tan*

if there's any left
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:54, archived)
# Even if she's a fat munter?
Woo to your pic btw - musta bin fun googling the source pics. ;)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:00, archived)
# i'd rather not have a fat munter
after googling for this i need the bleach
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)
# Get Away !
You only eat salad !
I'm still gnawing away on wild boar !
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:56, archived)
# Bollocks I do
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:59, archived)
# *carries on gnawing*
Trying it with Wasabi at the mo.
Wild Boar seems to go with everything.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Wasabi is the bee's knees
I made my sweetie tofu satay with wasabi mash the other night and it was fucking gorgeous.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:18, archived)
# An anti-fat hammer monkey!
how novel!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:51, archived)
# he can be trained
to do beer and fags
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:56, archived)
# Not Beer !
Please God not beer.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:58, archived)
# Can he be trained to do
'not the same fucking lunch every day'?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:00, archived)
# that'd never work!
the very idea!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:03, archived)
# Do you
make up your lunches then ?
I'd be very disappointed to find that you really have a Big Mac and Fries (whatever the Fuck they are) every day.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:10, archived)
# No, of course not
That was a dig at Wasp 'bap with salad and salad cream' Box. :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:20, archived)
# I know that guy!
Isn't he the one swimming in the Thames 2 weeks ago?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
How useful.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:52, archived)
# I want a monkey like that!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:00, archived)
# Title : Bird Poo
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:48, archived)
# excellent,
and nice use of ms paint.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:49, archived)
# this is good
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:49, archived)
# How queer...
Nice stuffs. Have a woo.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:51, archived)
# Fantastic
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:51, archived)
# 10/10 exc.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:41, archived)
# *wipes tear*
Haha. Woo.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:42, archived)
#
nice font
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:42, archived)
#
... I said to the vicar.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:43, archived)
# ...but being an actress...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:45, archived)
# :(
the computer screen makes me sad.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:42, archived)
# haha
his face is like a bowling ball
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:44, archived)
# ^ this
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:55, archived)
# Now that's really sad!
But very woo!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:44, archived)
# His tongue is tiny and he has eyes like a spider.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:45, archived)
# hahaha
it's sad but makes me laugh at the same time

woo
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:45, archived)
# Awwww
Thats an oscar-winning ending, that.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Poor strange octopus creature
He should go to open auditions.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:48, archived)
# awesome tongue action
WOO!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:49, archived)
# Arf!
Supoib!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:52, archived)
# hahahahaha
aawwww!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:52, archived)
# hahaha
what? woo
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:01, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck?
Woo
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:01, archived)
# ha ha
a unidexter!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:09, archived)
# He is strange and frightens me
Woo! to this, and Hooray! also.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:20, archived)
# That's the problem with regeneration...


You never quite know what you're going to get.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 19:38, archived)
# AAAAHHAHAH
 
Shoulder-biting good.

woo!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 22:27, archived)

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