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# sigh ... have worked with people like this



(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:32, archived)
# have you been reading my cv?
Edit:
I've got 3 a levels in Brick laying,

when it came to the exam the instructor looked at my 3 walls and said "That aye level, that aye level and that aye level"
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:34, archived)
# ha
no
do you want a job :)

must be qualified in buying cakes
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:35, archived)
# I can even make tea
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:36, archived)
# .... you let it trail off there
what can you make tea do?
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:37, archived)
# I can make it turn into urine
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:38, archived)
# before or after
serving it to other people.....
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:39, archived)
# ill employ you
to kill all the english by depriving them of their life sustaining tea, the first to die will be old women
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:39, archived)
# brilliant!
we could call him... Mr Tea
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:40, archived)
# noooooooooooooo
*takes cv back*
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:40, archived)
# yeah well done
you R Gr8
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:40, archived)
# lol
funniest post ever
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:41, archived)
# silence you!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:59, archived)
# hmm
might have to try that
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:42, archived)
# dun ?


bit rough..
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:27, archived)
# haha
what is it with politicians today?
Prescott shagging, Clarke being incompetant, Hewitt heckled, Oaten shamed, Kinnock convicted, Ming embarrassed...
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Ming the merciless?
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:33, archived)
# the next election
will likely feature Ming vs Gordon
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:34, archived)
# ha ha ha
That be great!!!
unitl then dun, de-dun, dun, dun dun... www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/GBgun.jpg
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:37, archived)
# his campaign...
will be NOT freezing the world...
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:16, archived)
# thats a good style of shoppage that
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:33, archived)
# yes it is
i like it too
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Mooooooooooooooooooo!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:22, archived)
# yaaay!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:23, archived)
# Is that a cud missle?
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:23, archived)
# arf
and arf for the pic too

woo to you both
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:24, archived)
# mind piss
woo!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:25, archived)
# a cud missile?
please tell me I'm right
great pic
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:25, archived)
# It wasn't intended to be a pun.
But that's as good as any.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:27, archived)
# shuddering fuck pants!
thats the best thing ive seen all day! woo to you
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Much thanks.
I want some shuddering fuck pants - sound like a good way to wind down a hard day.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:30, archived)
# .
^THIS^
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:33, archived)
# awsomage
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:34, archived)
# look at it go!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:01, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:23, archived)
# Woo, this is good too
but please, Chin, rehost that pic I optimised you!

I only get 250mb transfer a day - my hosting isn't up to the job!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:43, archived)
# Slow - bad work for getting in way


but needed to be done
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:18, archived)
# yay for dead pokemons
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:21, archived)
#
s
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:28, archived)
#
e é
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:33, archived)
# cóck óff
:)
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:58, archived)
# kill the furrry twunts
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:35, archived)
# reminds me...

(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 19:27, archived)
# i'm off
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:18, archived)
# *groan*
I wish I'd never *reddit*

/coat
/hat
/door
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:19, archived)
# TAXI FOR FRIENDLYFIRE!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:21, archived)
# erk
that's a pun to remember
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:19, archived)
# *cords
but woo!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Universe, my webcomic
latest wun


Lots more here
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:16, archived)
# That's rather excellent.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:21, archived)
# I was just hunting my history for your comic not 30 min ago!
yay
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Hat.
I've added an extra section (and left off the holographic projector). Sorry.

Now available in widescreen

(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:15, archived)
# My good lord!
it's beautiful
/awe

Is it the machine that makes everlasting gobstoppers?
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:15, archived)
# fantastic
this is something very special
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:16, archived)
# wow!
shame this isn't still going...
www.mrwong.de/myhouse/
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:17, archived)
# That's fuck<b></b>ing ace!

There was another one thats a whole town, anyone got a link?
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:23, archived)
# um...
html doesn't work in subject lines... and swearing's not filtered anyway...
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:29, archived)
# <u>balls</u>
balls
You learn something new every 6 months...
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:33, archived)
# I know
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:03, archived)
# Oh, I say!
That's lovely.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:30, archived)
# thats awesome!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:18, archived)
# stick a cuppa on the end and that will be 100% perfection

i think that someone has been outdone (;

woo yay!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Ah ha!
I like that.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:30, archived)
# When will my toast be ready?
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:21, archived)
# That is brilliant
And not a little arousing
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:21, archived)
# this truly is something special
make it go right off the edge of the board.

woo yay
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:22, archived)
# Well done for making penguin thoughts into a viable energy source.
I look forward to driving around in a dapper Aston Martin Humboldt
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:22, archived)
# but can it be milked?
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:26, archived)
# it milks itself!
thats the beauty
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:37, archived)
# excellent
that has all the bollocks
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:28, archived)
# WOWWWW!!!
NICE HAT!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Superb millinery Sir!
Nigel Tufnell would be proud to sell such an item
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:16, archived)
# pesky geeks



(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:10, archived)
# Ris?
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:16, archived)
# I think it must be some sort of geek gag
I remain, as ever, in the dark
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:22, archived)
# me too
It risses me off
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:27, archived)
# badum
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:59, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
*click*
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:00, archived)
# ooh clever
lovely
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:00, archived)
# yay for bad puns


(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:01, archived)
# Woo!
t'is ace sir :)
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:04, archived)
# what has Islam got to do with peaches?
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:08, archived)
# the sacrificial peach
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Great!
*Signs up*
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:10, archived)
# hahaha!
*likes* *clicks*
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Haha..
it is the only religion :D
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Gotta fleece 'em all
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:53, archived)
# I fucking hate the pokemons
japanese crap

woo to yoo thoo
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:54, archived)
# ^this please
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:55, archived)
# I fucking hate the pokemons
japanese crap

woo to yoo thoo
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:57, archived)
# ha ha!!
before i got a job as a designer
i worked in a print finishers
and we had the Wizard of the Coast contract
:) i was personnally responsible for all the european cards :)
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:58, archived)
# that explains a lot
;¬D
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:59, archived)
# nothing to see here
nothing to see here

(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:01, archived)
# *takes KOH's cards out of wrappers*
look, I can make fingerprints on them
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:03, archived)
# when I roll them up
they fit neatly into my tradesman's!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Rings up the King of Hats (deceased)
on the celephone.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:10, archived)
# *hugs*
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:00, archived)
# *sneaky snogs*
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:02, archived)
# OMG Dave is gonna kill you!!
q;
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:03, archived)
# better get another one in quick then!!
*BIG SNOGS*
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:07, archived)
# ZOMG!
*falls off chair*
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:07, archived)
# Were you there when the bottom...
...fell out the market and they started burying them in landfills? I was working for a company that brokered that deal with the local council: "We'll pay you a premium rate to take these cards on the condition that you guarantee to destroy them all."
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:09, archived)
# very good
now do it playing pool!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:55, archived)
# I might go for
dragonballZ playing pool :)
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:58, archived)
# ^ This!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:59, archived)
# you can do it if you act the fool
things are different when you play it cool
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:00, archived)
# I'm gonna be snookerin' you, snookerin' you tonight
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:03, archived)
# *pots brown*
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:09, archived)
# good tune

(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:20, archived)
# I don't know what that is
but why not!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:01, archived)
#
playing pool

felching jigglypuff
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:00, archived)
# hahaha
stop fantasizing
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:01, archived)
# baaaa I choose you!
nicely done woo
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:55, archived)
# lovely
nicely done
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Wait a second
I have a Straight Flush. Handy over the tail you little weasel
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:57, archived)
# *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap*

god i love used to love pokemon!!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:58, archived)
# YAAAAAAY
/is 23 years old and LOVES Pokemon!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:58, archived)
# w00t!
That very good
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:15, archived)
# I've finished my story of the Ice Age!


Previously
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Thanks for the compliments everyone!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Lovely series!~

2 pints please milkie

(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:52, archived)
# certainly
two pints of malarial swampwater coming right up
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:53, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Today has been a wonderful learning experience.
Thank YOU

*needs more gimpy schloths*
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:52, archived)
# dinosaurs - the lot of em
not one of em has heard of a USB Nipple Twister
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Aww!
Don't go! MOOOOORE!

Woo! Yay!

MOOOOOOOORE!


(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:55, archived)
# maybe another day
I'm quite knackered after all them
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:56, archived)
# here - have a cup of tea
and put your feet up

*passes tea*
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:57, archived)
# ta
don't think I've ever posted 9 pics on one day before!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:58, archived)
# well for that you can have a biscuit too
*passes biscuit*
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:00, archived)
# emo
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Short lived, but brilliant 80's game show!!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Arf!
and there was me thinking it was Marilyn Chambers
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:39, archived)
# there's a grotty club in southend called the Green Door
it's like someones living room inside
although that's someone who hasn't decorated
in 20 years....
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:39, archived)
# been in a few bars like that....
The ones off the beaten track in Belguim are the best, except think a few were actually peoples living rooms. They were very accommodation though....
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:41, archived)
# where in saaafend?
i demand to know.

/downtheroadfromsouthendinbasildonblog
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:42, archived)
# round the corner from Frankie and Bennies
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Bouncing Back!
"Lovely Stuff" - Shakin' Stevens
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Needless to say,
I had the last laugh
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:53, archived)
# That is definitely the stance from the cover of that book
I recognise it from when he's trying to replicate it for the security gate
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:54, archived)
# *proves*
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:56, archived)
# The BBC website is borked
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:03, archived)
# crikey
that's got to be channel four
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:54, archived)
# behind the
grren door!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:55, archived)
# So there I was looking at....
www.b3ta.com/board/5872261
when I got to thinking...


Happy two jags day...
I'll stop thinking now
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:37, archived)
# hahahaha!
very good!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Dunno why, but...
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Hehehehe
And argh to the pun caption!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:48, archived)
# hehe
agreed about the caption
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:55, archived)
# sorry - had to
and it took enough time to warrant a new thread i think...?



Cheers to Haku for original
Apologies to Haku for doing this to it
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:33, archived)
# the end justifies the means
Woo!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:34, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOO!
I was doing the same!

(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:46, archived)
# hahaha
and you were nearly done!

sorry
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:48, archived)
# more cock consistency
less bell end clarity

overall: a draw!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:55, archived)
# I was going to have it
going off in his face too
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:57, archived)
# we could always re-open the compo for 10 minutes
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Seeing as you were so kind


much better
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:20, archived)
# point - winner!
out cocked
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:24, archived)
# Woohoo!

*stands on chair and salutes with a tearful smile
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 18:02, archived)
# haha
rating CDCs over several categories now
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:58, archived)
# haha
I love the way it wriggles
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:35, archived)
# GREAT!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:38, archived)
# lololol
i nearly spat my apple all over the screen then, fuckin ace man
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:46, archived)
# ahhhah
!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:27, archived)
# haha
awesome
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:52, archived)
# hrehe
lets all get our CDCs out!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:42, archived)
# i refuse...
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:43, archived)
# do do do do
do do do
do do do
do do do do do do
do do
dooo dooo (ah yeah)

/tetris
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:46, archived)
# I'll see your flappy Osama cock
and raise you a batcock!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:59, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
I love that

one of my fave posts EVAR!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:14, archived)
# The future's bright
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:47, archived)
# haha
*likes this*
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:46, archived)
# groanathon
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Okay then..
*Groans*


But still Woo!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:32, archived)
# but he's bearly had any cake yet!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:33, archived)
# I'm not going to panda to your pun requests!


(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:34, archived)
# where are teh uplaod kodiaks?
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:35, archived)
# You see thass just rubbish!
You and me are Polars apart!


(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:41, archived)
# this could get grizzly
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Nothing could be w-ursa!


(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:50, archived)
# that's amauling
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:52, archived)
# . . .
. . .





. . .


like the paws?


(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:57, archived)
# pppppppppunteim!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:38, archived)
# bad jokes?
ok then



and



and

(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Arf! 'lo Swaz!
I don't think I saw all of these! Woo!

www.b3ta.com/board/5873365


(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:49, archived)
# hahaha
I liked that
have a woo here and a *click* there
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:53, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Nice moves for an' old biffa!

Woo!


(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:30, archived)
# boo hisss
not funny
woo
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:30, archived)
# wow
she's been on the seven seas codliver oil
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:31, archived)
# haha
i love it everytime wogan says "everyone needs healthy joints". Reminds me of a chav in my old school, "Ear, haelthy joint hew, gonner get fanny-eyed to fuck, like." pffft
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:32, archived)
# woo this!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:31, archived)
# woo!
*does Official Office Dance™*
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:32, archived)
# That is
veh, veh special
*clicks*
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Faster faster, Queen
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Yeeeessss
Nice! Woo
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:37, archived)
# I seed this afore
?
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:45, archived)
# something
very similar here
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:51, archived)
# .

Previously
1
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(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Lookit their ickle legs! Woo!

ACE!


(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:28, archived)
# I wouldn't walk that close to a mammoths arse
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:28, archived)
# The Doctor

With apologies to Sir Luke Fildes
Noons all
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:25, archived)
# superbly done sir!

(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Why, thank ee kindly
& 'grats on the realistic ejaculation
...give it to her in the face
(, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 17:12, archived)

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