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# plis can I have a Xbox thank you massa sir thank yous

(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:53, archived)
# that gives me the raging horn
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:53, archived)
# *cops a feel*
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:55, archived)
# *feels a cop*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:59, archived)
# *Keels a fop*.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 18:00, archived)
# i reckon they'll rob an idea
but not use the actual post...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:54, archived)
# or idea a rob
and post a recon
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:57, archived)
# Pffft!
Have a virgin-related pearoast...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:59, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 18:13, archived)
# I eam learning teh Falsh
clickeh
and this is meh homework
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:45, archived)
# oh hunny!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:45, archived)
# using the edit button is better, ya know.
i see it now. very good first try. i remember my first go at flash...
or thereabouts
ish...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:45, archived)
# he's trying :/
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:46, archived)
# no one noticed
did they?
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:47, archived)
# not a thing, nope.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:47, archived)
# I already did
already
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 18:00, archived)
# i dont think so q:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:48, archived)
# I noticed!
*burns embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:51, archived)
# i wasn't being mean
despite me turning completely unfluffy this afternoon/evening, i didn't fly off with the cunts and the bastards.

*sigh* i need some tea
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:49, archived)
# Was just on my way to make some hot chocolate.
I could make you a cup. Is Twining's OK? It's all I have.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:50, archived)
# that'll be luverly.
you can send it by email, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:51, archived)
# I shall pour it into my parent's computer.
My laptop doesn't seem to have a suitable pouring orifice.
That or I could drive it round - where in the world do you live? If I drive fast enough it will still be warm.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:52, archived)
# Excellant!
i'll be waiting down at my end.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:53, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:52, archived)
# don't deny me my fix, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:52, archived)
# The one bad thing about TUTT is she doesn't appreciate Twining's.
I refuse to have my tea sold to me by men in flatcaps or monkeys. Stephen Fry is clever and sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:54, archived)
# it was a no at the hot chocolate
twinings is okay... it's no PG tips though
but the breakfast and general twinings is nice
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:56, archived)
# Aaaaaah - well that's OK then.
Breakfast, Earl Grey and Assam are the nicest of all.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:57, archived)
# They're very flashy, so to speak. Yays!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:47, archived)
# what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:48, archived)
# it's it
/Faith No More
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:49, archived)
# If thats computing homework...
You should be learning this off by heart.

mindview.net/Books/TICPP/ThinkingInCPP2e.html
(Woody999, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:48, archived)
# I like the rotation
rotation is always good

but needs more strobe, and could you add some magnets? :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 18:14, archived)
# *sneezes*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:43, archived)
# CHOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:46, archived)
# CHOO!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:49, archived)
# Thomas!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:51, archived)
# Said the Controller
(Apparently he's not the fat controller anymore because it's racist or something)
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 18:04, archived)
# what happened to our childhood!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 18:11, archived)
# Stupid pun-like tie-in thingy
(MilkyJoe, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:43, archived)
# didn't I just see this?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Awww.
Did it get ignored the first time you posted it?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:44, archived)
# He's not one of the 'cool people'
BURN HIM :P
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:49, archived)
# hmmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 18:01, archived)
# hmmmmm?
:)
It's me, Hamster Trippin', no need to get all hmmmm-y with me young lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 18:06, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmNNNMMMMN!!!
OH HMMMMMM!

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 18:15, archived)
# That seems a bit harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 21:08, archived)
# Quick and oh so dirty


don't get it?
(Jaimz, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:40, archived)
# seams ok to me
.
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:41, archived)
# There's a whale in the Thames!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:42, archived)
# A what??!
In the where?!
(Jaimz, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:43, archived)
# oh my god!
it swallowed a Helicopter!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 18:17, archived)
# i dont know how they can call that a "full face transplant"
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:42, archived)
# they didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:43, archived)
# BALLS
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:43, archived)
# Bawls
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:44, archived)
# ^ one of my favourite retorts
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:45, archived)
# I'm rather fond of "KNICKERS BRAS BUMS"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:45, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:44, archived)
# THEY FUCKING DID
and it's not. Humph.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:45, archived)
# maybe in .. the SUN, but not in a real paper
or news service
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:46, archived)
# ;P
www.b3ta.com/board/6460700
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:46, archived)
# get to fuck!

/strops off
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:47, archived)
# damn it's easy to win arguments with people who strop off!
*gleedances*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:48, archived)
# *comes back*

*kicks up the arse*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:50, archived)
# *enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:51, archived)
# Ironically...
(Woody999, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:38, archived)
# the ironing is delicious
.
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:39, archived)
# Have a click for beating me to it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:40, archived)
# *snigger*

hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:43, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:47, archived)
# Cyclist!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 19:18, archived)
# And for after the pub...
say yes to that?
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Needs more
what happens.

and less bignacity.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:38, archived)
# quick and dirty
while I'm playing poker and waiting for the clock to hit 6.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:42, archived)
# No thanks
just salt and some brown sauce, please.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:44, archived)
# My 1st image post!
This is 1/9 postcards I recently aquirred from the Communtist Museum in Prague. Edited for b3ta worthyness

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us

Plse be gentle. I read the FAQ but have probably made mistakes.


**edit. Dammit it came out smaller then I hoped (and that's nothing to do with length/girth/humour))
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:34, archived)
# Less than 50kb
less than 400 pixels.

Seems OK to me.

Have a WOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:36, archived)
# teh png!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:36, archived)
# TOO SMALL, JESUS !!! n00b
jest .. woo x x
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Awwww!
I wanted to post this



But you didn't give me a reason. Woo and welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Welcome!
You sick little monkey. Pull up a kitten etcetera, and make yourself at home.
(Crude But Effective A weapon of mouse destruction, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:37, archived)
#
You can just post the <img src=etcetc> on here.
(Woody999, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:38, archived)
# Is it just me or....
do these compos remind anyone else of this?



So, do you think they'd 'say yes' to a sip of his beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:28, archived)
# God Bless Bill Hicks
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:29, archived)
# HICKS!!!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:29, archived)
# oooh the anger market
that's a big market, lot of people feeling the anger right now, huge market
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:30, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:31, archived)
# he was the bloke who said cigarettes were cool in his act
then died of lung cancer just as his career was taking off.
Now that's comedy!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:31, archived)
# It was just after
he gave up smoking too.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:32, archived)
# But have you noticed how cool everyone thinks he is?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Had the singular honour of
seeing him live couple of times, back in Uni days in Brighton.

He really was that cool.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Woah!
*extremely jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:37, archived)
# he died of bowel cancer not lung cancer
i'd quit smoking if i didn't think i'd become a non-smoker

edit: the pancreas is a shitty part of north london as far as i'm concerned, i'll say he died of tummy cancer
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:32, archived)
# was it really?
he really missed a good chance at an ironic death.

edit/ pancreatic cancer according to the ever-reliable wikipedia, so not even any nappy jokes
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:34, archived)
# roy castle wins that one
lung cancer after a lifetime of anti-smoking campaigning and never touching a tab

now if you'll excuse me i'm going to scrounge a cigarette off a tramp
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Actually it was pancreatic cancer, very rare
/just read American Scream
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:35, archived)
# Pancreatic cancer's ever so painful
Poor bill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:36, archived)
# That's a cool book.
Love All The People is good too.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:37, archived)
# The militant ones who cross whole carparks dragging their children along
just so they can tell you what harm your cigarette (that was ages away from them) is doing their poor little muffin's lungs?

Usually best answered with a 'with a mother like you that's the last thing he's got to worry about. If you teach a confrontational and extremely rude attitude like yours to him then he'll end up behind bars before too long.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:36, archived)
# the ones who stand in front of you giving that irritating little cough noise
"that's a hell of a cough you've got there, you're lucky you don't smoke. i smoke all day and don't cough like that"
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:38, archived)
# *claps*
And the 'I'm breathing all of your smoke!'

'you should buy your own then, you scabby cunt.'


Roght, I'm off home for coffee with hazlenut syrup, a big fat J and hollyoaks. (bliss)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:39, archived)
# My usual response was
"Do you drive? Then fuck off you hypocrite."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:41, archived)
# Cancer of the pancreas I b'lieve
How the fuck you guard against that I don't know, but giving up smoking (and he did) probably doesn't help a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:35, archived)
# Silly Gibson!
He didn't die of lung cancer. You know not of which you speak.
The man was a genius.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:35, archived)
# NO!!!!!!
He did not die of lung cancer. He died of pancreatic cancer not related to smoking. He would of been happy dieying opf lung cancer. YOU FOOL!
(cactusrob, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 22:22, archived)
# CONNOLLY!
(MNNNNGGH, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:36, archived)
# In Soviet Russia, adverts sell YOU!
I work in marketing and I agree 100%, I have to scrub away the self-loathing and disgust every single night by bathing in the piles and piles of money I bring home. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:37, archived)
# I'm in marketing.
And I'm lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:45, archived)
# Nice
bit of marketing there.

You see what he did?
YOU SEE WHAT HE DID?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:47, archived)
# yay!
I loveth teh Hicks!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 18:15, archived)
# The best stand up comic ever.
Period.

Full stop.

And all that.
(Pete Tranter's Sister, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:24, archived)
# ace !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Sometimes you should say no....
another round?
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:25, archived)
# seems like a normal day in any UK pub to me
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Daytime in pubs is a marvellous thing because all the jobless and mad people are in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Nah...
... not allowed glass bottles in my local ;-)
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:27, archived)
# How about real cutlery?
...just asking
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:31, archived)
# No...
I don't see anyone's liver trying to break free.
(not-a-brit Just another reason to bomb Lithuania, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:28, archived)
# they've already made a break for it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:29, archived)
# I see
It appears the liver is hiding behind some of the bottles.

Sneaky bastard.
(not-a-brit Just another reason to bomb Lithuania, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Eric said yes to everything his computer offered him.


(cfb)
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:23, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:24, archived)
# Yes........
Oh fuck it... this has got old very quick! :(
(likeajackhammer, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:26, archived)
# He has spyware.
Tons of it, because he believes everything the internet tells him is true.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Yes...
(likeajackhammer, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:25, archived)
# click for anus
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:25, archived)
# You've got to stop saying that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:26, archived)
# yeh, cos it never works
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:26, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:27, archived)
# *presents*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:30, archived)
# PRESENTS!
And it isn't even my buffday...

(chill, I know what you meant, I just like presents. *uses dix as a tea towel holder*)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:31, archived)
# ANUS!
ANUS!

/Insanity Prawn Boy
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:42, archived)
# How is that 62K?
And i wasn't naziing, I was seeing why you made it so small.

But yeah, I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:26, archived)
# when i click
i see an anus
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:26, archived)
# I've clicked for big, and warren's anus is indeed awesome
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:26, archived)
# I've got no idea who Eric is
but I'm sure his PC won't be working for long.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:26, archived)
# RY?
.
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:40, archived)
# Ohhh, there's a bitchy cuppa.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:16, archived)
# what funny hats :D
Or hair of course


in other news, Phil Collins is a playable character in GTA Vice City Stories!
www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=148154
No mention of if you can kill him though.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:18, archived)
# I've never met a character I can't kill in one of those games.
So it seems hopeful!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Yes..
(likeajackhammer, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:25, archived)
# I've got to buy it
Just for the soundtrack....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:21, archived)
# Yes....
(likeajackhammer, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:25, archived)
# I've still got the first one on the PSP
Ohhh, I cannae wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:23, archived)
# Yes.....
(likeajackhammer, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Yes.
(likeajackhammer, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:24, archived)
# Hmm
The other are miserable and she is happy.

I generally side with happy people.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:18, archived)
# what if they're happy because they've been out spaying midgets?

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:20, archived)
# I am not sure I see your point.
*goes midget spraying*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:22, archived)
# Now that is a hobby.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:22, archived)
# YES
(likeajackhammer, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:23, archived)
# Need I say more?
(MilkyJoe, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:04, archived)
# I would
and have
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:05, archived)
# *SPLUFF*
edit: Jesus christ, i can't stop wanking over that
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:05, archived)
# thats you in the bottom right of the picture, dressed as a ghost isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)
# hahaha yes, yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)
# he couldn't do anything about it either
he'd be all like "stop wanking on me!", and you'd be like "make me fat boy!" and he'd be like "oh god the humanity" and you'd be all like "yeah, right in your eyes"
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)
# Are you really my father?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)
# You've seen the film then?
4dam's fatman wankathon?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)
# fatman manfat
every hole, fold, crevice and dewlap's a goal
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Shove it anywhere
A bit of KY and any fold is good
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)
# any fold is gold
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)
# SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)
# yeah SCREAM IT

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
nice link :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)
# pretty much reflects my state of mind right now after looking at that picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)
# heeeee!
Woo to the link
(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)
# haha
linkage. that explains it all.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:23, archived)
# too much man for one woman
needs a tag team
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Very
Dali
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)
# This made me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)
# *frowns in general direction*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)
# *spanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:19, archived)
# This makes me giggle every time I scroll down
Every. Fucking. Time
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)
# Someone left my Jake out in the rain
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)
# blocks
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)
# dyslexic racist
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:16, archived)
# pfffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:17, archived)
# This would look great as a billboard
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)
# Yes, why?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:04, archived)
# That skirt suits you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)
# It looks better from behind
when you can see my scrot dangling about
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)
# makes you think
is it better to marry a rich fella on his death bed,

or work for your dosh like this lady?

P.S. - LEMONPARTY!
(hamstrungbarber chris, 1990, united kingdom, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:05, archived)
# I'd certainly marry a rich old woman
if I hadn't married a poor young one already.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:23, archived)
# 4:58
Time for Puma Twins.....and Baby Oil.....


(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)
# At last!
An Arthur/Marvin picture.

Well done young lady.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Schlip Schlip
seems like the best word to describe this.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# >huffs<

*refuses to give context of what type ;)

Edit: It's just a trap by LeChuck
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# I'll draw it when I get permission to!
Promise :)

edit: prmission granted - Time for J on CW action.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)
# Heed my warnings Threedwale!
I mean Threepwalsh
I mean Thorwood...

Edit: OH YES. YES
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:05, archived)
# *Raises eyebrows*.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:20, archived)
# >puffs<
joins in anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# INCEST
*yiffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# yiff! yiff! yiff! yiff! yiff! yiff! yiff! yiff!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# YIFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# INCESTUOUS YIFFERY!
That's just well beyond the line of wrong

*yiffs*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)
# *huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Yay!
I love you in a completely hetero non gay way*






*gay
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:04, archived)
# hmmm

1280x1024 background

deviantart
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)
# DON'T FALL FOR IT, *edit* MATE!
You'll be tied to them railway tracks before you can say 'Haylp!'
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)
# it is
a boy. :)
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)
# haha
Go Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)
# I like these wot you draw.
Will you be my friend?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# yes
i will.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Hooray!
I will put you in my display case next to my other friend. I will come and look at you during the short winter afternoons and sometimes in the dead of night by the light of my firefly jar.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)
# it's always nice
to find someone with similar interests.
Want to do swapsies?

I have spares of "scared witless teenage hitchhiker" and "middle aged lady with the blank, calmly emotionless face of those who have suffered a mental breakdown under the strain of imprisonment and midnight insect-lit peerings".

P.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)
# No.
I can't let them out of my sight. I get nervous if I know they're not in their special place. I need to see them to love and pet them and tell them all the secrets given to me by the screaming dragon lord in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)
# good to know you take care of them
one of the guys in my lehp group just leaves them in the dark in plastic bags and says it keeps them "fresh".

I prefer to take them to the park and watch them get all excited by chasing leafs and things.*

*late at night when nobody's there, obviously. No point in taking risks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)
# lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)
# WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)
# ahh emotion Eric =D
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

sorry for lack of inspiration

edit/ fixed
(I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)
# hear*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)
# I want here about it over there.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)
# 'Here' - should be 'hear' mate.
:o)
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)
# balls
i was sure i typed hear rather than here
balls balls and more balls
(I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)
# OH MY GOD!
You didn't capitalise that E in Eric in your title either. I'm fucking ignoring you for that
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Like it.
and as a special bonus...

shit
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)
# Far side?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:04, archived)
# It's a chap called B Kliban
I really like his stuff, although there's rather too much 'cat' related stuff around now. He died a couple of years ago, I think.

Book to buy: 'Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head and other drawings'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)
# Aah
It looks very much like Gary Larson's cartoons
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)
# I think
even Larsen drew the line at things coming out of horses' arses.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:17, archived)
# But, in fairness
Admen do come out of horses arses.

Trust me, we can smell the creatives from here, and we're two floors above them.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:34, archived)
# You have one of the best usernames ever!
(and the image made me LOL)
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:18, archived)
# You are most kind...thank 'ee :)
I can't take credit for it, however, it's a character of Kenneth Williams' from 'Round The Horne' from way back when.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)
# WHATCHU TALKIN' BOUT M3ESSENTIAL?!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)
# a lack of hummus

;)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)
# Say YES!
to jam.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)
# mm jam
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)
# darlin' reach out


was the the temptations?

ah, who cares
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Reach out and
touch faith jam.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:06, archived)

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