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# This didn't work as well as I'd hoped.


Given the time I put into it, it looks like I just lasooed the fire and inverted it.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:41, archived)
# oooh purple
give the link for the source image and i'll have a try
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:43, archived)
# Purple fir is rather cool
What were you aiming for if that's not it?

edit: fire obviously, not fir.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:44, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Halloween Cakes
Me and the missus just decided it a cake-making kind of evening, so here for your amusement (and jealousy, obviously) I present the fruits of our labours

<clickity for biggification and the group shot>

And yes, I know it's a real photo and all that, but we made it and I don't care :o)

PS. Howdy-do all
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:30, archived)
# lol hey


NeoThermic
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:32, archived)
# woo they're great!
*wants
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:32, archived)
# thankee
kindly :o)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:41, archived)
# Looks super cool! Woo and stuff!
I am going to be cake making tomorrow, I think :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:33, archived)
# Cake is
the best. Well, maybe apart from the apple crumble we made last weekend - cinnamon in the crumble and ginger in with the apples.
*drools*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:42, archived)
# from the thumbnail I thought tentacle rape
then I had 2 wanks and went to the chip shop, I'm a shifty mover
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:33, archived)
# Have you been watching
dodgy managa movies again, sir?

Tut-tut
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:42, archived)
# one cake?

oh i see link to group

mmmm tastey, send one my way, i'm hungry
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:34, archived)
# *sends*
should be arriving any time now. If it doesn't, the postman nicked it. I suggest you wait out for him in the morning and demand your cake.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:43, archived)
# i'll dig out my Desert Eagle
and wait for him
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:48, archived)
# i want cakes!
with *cough* herbal butter...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:35, archived)
# i have those!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:38, archived)
# you bastard!
i haven't seen any for weeks. damned drought in my area.

eat a cake for me, dyer...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:45, archived)
# Buns!
I made buns last week...

but I can only find teh picture of teh cheese scones wot i did before...

www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/cheese_scone.jpg

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:45, archived)
# i've discovered a short cut
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:29, archived)
# he's
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:29, archived)
# on
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:30, archived)
# fucking
OOOh, me like. how you do it?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:30, archived)
# this one was easy
duplicate layer. invert, fade invert, luminosity

lasso tool the fire bit. cntr sft i. then delete. use blured edge brush to delete unnessacry bits
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:33, archived)
# Arse!
Just got your message.

I shall try again.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:42, archived)
# fire.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:30, archived)
# JACOB DYER!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:31, archived)
# that man has no neck!
theory disproved!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:33, archived)
# ah but, that bloke has one leg
the one wearing silver
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:35, archived)
# oops...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:36, archived)
# yeh!
didnt see that did you?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:37, archived)
# ah. he must be french!
mon nom est jacob Dyer et j'habite à Bristol. il est fantastique. je ressemble à de l'ours barnaby. j'aime l'ours barnaby une fois où il est allée en France. je suis allé en France mais un certain gosse a brûlé mon cou. je ne l'ai pas aimé.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:37, archived)
# no!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:39, archived)
# he is
well i think he is, as he works at disneyland paris
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:40, archived)
# what a crap day he must've had!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:43, archived)
# fire
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:31, archived)
# Hue shift?
;¬)

That is WOO
HE'S ON FUCKING BLUE FIRE!
Like this chap:
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:31, archived)
# The emergency service people don't seem to be running very fast
and they're surprisingly few in number considering that guys on fire.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:34, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:34, archived)
# yeh thats it, complain
they do more than you do!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:36, archived)
# Actually
yes.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 22:10, archived)
# I've seen that before...
My mum's a jeweller. Once, she poured some kind of powder onto a silver brooch and set fire to it. It looked just like that, except with less blue fringing. And much smaller. Any idea what that might have been, anyone? She's denying all knowledge, and it was way too cool to let lie at that.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:57, archived)
# this flame was orange
i did changing stuff
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 22:04, archived)
# I know...
But I see'd it for REAL. With my EYES. BOTH of them.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 22:07, archived)
# children's literature has sure changed since I was a kid

bindun of course.

forgive me, been a while
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:20, archived)
# are those yellow CDC's on his shorts?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha
GA-DUNK!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:26, archived)
# Oooops, my mistake..
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:31, archived)
# Hahaha
make it splash into the water.

adding new meaning to that ga-dunk!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:34, archived)
# how long have frogs been GA-DUNKing?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:29, archived)
# New law
Came into effect last May
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:36, archived)
# more my reading age
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:44, archived)
# woo

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:45, archived)
# it's rather dapper.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:14, archived)
# I am led to believe this would be better saved as a gif.
But take no notice of me. It's bloody brilliant as it is. Yays! :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Unless you're in paint
but i doubt that
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:18, archived)
# Yeah, Paint always screwed my gifs up something terrible.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:19, archived)
# i love these.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:17, archived)
# Idiocey always results in
fun.
Unless it's the idiotic kind of idiocey, like a person with room temperature IQ.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:27, archived)
# what about those who live inside volcanoes?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:28, archived)
# That phrase is funny
the people aren't, they're just dying.
But that's funny
Unless you're that person.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:35, archived)
# *sizzles*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:38, archived)
# I love the sillyness
it's great
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:28, archived)
# still bored
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:13, archived)
# The Multi-coloured Swap-Gnop
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:16, archived)
# .
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:00, archived)
# redex?
[Edit: Oh. Not any more.

Never mind.]
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:01, archived)
# ahhh
a traditional one :D

good to see the classics every now and then

*edit* night night, need some sleep crap work in the morning :(
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:02, archived)
# haven't we all
nightnight
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:13, archived)
# Night.


And I really ought to do this work I keep putting off.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:17, archived)
# Man,
the picture book copies have nothing to do with the original one...
I wasn't disapointed, but when my mum read it I was kinda grounded for a month, luckily I knew where she hid the book ;)
Lofl.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:05, archived)
# im going to shave your hair tonight...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:08, archived)
# Quiet
Pipe down and at least say something to do with my post :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:09, archived)
# ok,
im going to shave your hair, take pictures of it, and put it in books.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:10, archived)
# Dastard!
I'll erm... eat your supply of happy.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:13, archived)
# burn his neck, fool!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:15, archived)
# he cant,
he's not french
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Ampèreheure!
M. Dyer. vous avez rencontré votre allumette ! préparez-vous à une brûlure de cou !
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:19, archived)
# no idea what that said, but im going to run
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:20, archived)
# Bye!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:22, archived)
#
mon nom est jacob Dyer et j'habite à Bristol. il est fantastique. je ressemble à de l'ours barnaby. j'aime l'ours barnaby une fois où il est allée en France. je suis allé en France mais un certain gosse a brûlé mon cou. je ne l'ai pas aimé.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:25, archived)
# what the fnuck!?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:12, archived)
# ah, a fellow reader of the classics i see
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:10, archived)
# one of my old faves
Pirates of the ZB@@&Jz|jh_wrrt
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:22, archived)
# bored
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:56, archived)
# what a bunch of giant pussies!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:57, archived)
# With cats on their roof.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:58, archived)
# BA-Dum
"tish"
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:59, archived)
# woo
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:57, archived)
# this picture
is more odd than the previous one
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:58, archived)
# It's
reigning cats on docks
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:59, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

I quietly LOLled there
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:00, archived)
# oh you painful bastard!!!!!
hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

:D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:00, archived)
# ooof!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:00, archived)
# albet
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:16, archived)
# oh god you broke my pun bone
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:30, archived)
# Is that Gloucester docks?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:01, archived)
# Liverpool
Albert dock
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:03, archived)
# Ah ok
They're both made out of brick and have boats ¬_¬
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:06, archived)
# That would be soooo cool, but a littil scaaree!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:57, archived)
# We're all doomed.
Imagine the fun they'd have toying with Smart cars.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:00, archived)
# That's quality
I like it
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:00, archived)
# Hooray! for unfeasibly proportioned cats.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:04, archived)
# Stupid fat cats
Funny how no-one's said this yet :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:08, archived)
# Hurrah!
 
I heartily approve.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:23, archived)
# woo
yay
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:47, archived)
# 1000* posts!




*does not include deleted posts
may include traces of pea-roasts.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:56, archived)
# congrats!
:D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:57, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:57, archived)
# You just learnt how to do those
DIDN'T YOU.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:59, archived)
# yessum
i did, sir...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:00, archived)
# Hurrah!
Many of them were not rubbish!*

*back-handed complement of the year, 1978
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:58, archived)
# What a disturbing way to celebrate such a milestone
Congratulamabbsaiogfjnjkstions to you!
You are thoroughly talented and extremely entertaining and I do hope you post plenty more in future :D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:59, archived)
# SHIT! they're trying to eat me!
*runs*

congrats.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:59, archived)
# Argh!
*runs screaming for the hills*

Well done, as a special treat have this nonsense.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:02, archived)
# That's....
beautiful
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Nice one!
Here's to another 1000! *chink* *glug*

(Bi/ground/numb/er)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:03, archived)
# bang four earth toe fucked er
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:06, archived)
# That's similar to what I came up with
Bi-ground? what does that mean?

:D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:10, archived)
# Hint: check eclectech's post below
The fireworks are just for prettification
I really should do a new one
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:13, archived)
# I get it now
It just took me far too long :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:15, archived)
# hooray!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:06, archived)
# haha
That's great :)

The red one reminds me of Stoppit and Tidyup.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:15, archived)
# blimey that was quick
congrats!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:16, archived)
# I know
But I try and take comfort from the fact I'm outside the top 10 on the board stats.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:19, archived)
# Firstly, congrats you :o)
Secondly .. Aaaargh!!

*spacks*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:25, archived)
# Yay!
 
you talented bastard
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:28, archived)
# no hands cat
hello b3ta - I'm trying to find an undoctored image of the no hands cat but am struggling. I know there used to be a b3ta image pack but I can't find that either - can anyone help me out?

Cheers
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:53, archived)
# run man!!!
RUN!!!!!!!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:54, archived)
# it's a fair question talkers wouldn't give a sensible answer so why not
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:55, archived)
# I was anticipating nazis
and thus, suggested he should run to safety
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:56, archived)
# Would be nicer as a TJ.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:56, archived)
# This should fulfill your every need:
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:54, archived)
# gah you beat me
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:55, archived)
# I thought you'd never ask.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:56, archived)
# *downloads another GMOS for the collection*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:56, archived)
# always stick on the safe side of my face
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:57, archived)
# But both sides get so sticky...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:59, archived)
# it's safer on my back side
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:00, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:55, archived)
# heroes you are.
cheers fellas. Off to lurk again bye
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:55, archived)
# Byeee!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:07, archived)
# yeah the b3takit.co.uk
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:55, archived)
# The first result on Google for 'no hands cat'.
nohands.simplyspiffing.com/ - this might be a bit old now :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:55, archived)
# d'oh
I went straight to images and thus didn't spot that. Arsetitty arse arse.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:57, archived)
# That's good Nazi work.
I like that a lot.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:57, archived)
# Good Nazi work?
I am not a Nazi, I was trying to be helpful.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:59, archived)
# I am not being nasty.
Fish face.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:02, archived)
# Tsk!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:06, archived)
# you knocked my post of the bottom of the board for this?
this time it's personal



Edit: sorry that's a little mean my post wasn't that great anyway
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:00, archived)
# COREL
??? anybody
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:43, archived)
# berk
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:44, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:49, archived)
# looks like a great time to whip out the old
Yodela
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:51, archived)
# well, that picture just says adventure...
what the hell is going on?!?!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:53, archived)
# adventure
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:56, archived)
# a concise answer that explains everything
:D

*edit* he also appears to have beaten that chap to death with his huge throbbing horn
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:58, archived)
# people with a huge throbbing horn get to do that
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:03, archived)
# beat a chap into the snow?
I haven't read that part of the manual yet
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:07, archived)
# yes please
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:44, archived)
# No thanks.
I have plenty of COREL ??? already.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:44, archived)
# /talk
aweh wi'yeh
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:44, archived)
# cor, you do accents well!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:45, archived)
# och aye. braw!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:46, archived)
# BAR BRAW!
*cue "Ace Of Spades - Motorhead"*
*Cue big fight in a saloon*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:47, archived)
# *smashes chair on tabletop*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:51, archived)
# *smashes jack daniels bottle*
Wanna roll?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:52, archived)
# *Does a dance on said tabletop*.
Just like in Oliver! "Oompa-pa oompa-pa that's 'aah it goes!"
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:54, archived)
# phooaar!!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:04, archived)
# Awaaay 'n' shoy-t.
/Impression of Rik. Mmmm....
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:47, archived)
# You there!
I completely missed your question about LocoRoco yesterday.
Do you care enough to still want an answer?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:54, archived)
# yes, please.
do say something.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:00, archived)
# Lovely new LocoRoco demos have been released
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:03, archived)
# you plonker
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:44, archived)
# Go to the talk board.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:45, archived)
# COREL
???? some undefined demographic

what?!?!

O_o
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:45, archived)
# Twice.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:45, archived)
# if you'd like to form that into a full question
i might be able to help as i use corel
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:45, archived)
# Is it now called CorelDRAW???
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:50, archived)
# the vectory package has always been called coreldraw
but they seem to cluster a few things together under the title now, i use photopaint more than anything else
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:54, archived)
# hello
i'm off to oz to do sod all, i'm running away from home
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:57, archived)
# ahh, fair enough
it's a good place to run away to for a while, will be toasty warm going that time of year
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:03, archived)
# I was combining Corel's (retired) use of an exclamation mark and picike's use of 3 question marks
Nevermind
ps, what do you do your dancing outline animations in?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:59, archived)
# arf! sorry, i am all the slow
and dancey outline animations are in flash, all my animation is in fact
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:05, archived)
# It wasn't funny anyway
I fear if i learn flash it will put the nail in the coffin of my feeble social life
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:11, archived)
# i think you're lost chief
take the next exit left and make your way back up to the motorway.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:46, archived)
# but watch out for the owls
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:46, archived)
# what owls?
*gets ganked* by an owl"










*ganked means hurt a lot
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:48, archived)
# exactly
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:01, archived)
# JOR-EL
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:49, archived)
# you fuckin waste of shit i fucking hate you and i want you to die
in the most horrible way imaginable preferably ina amanner involving puppys and aids and a massive spike
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:50, archived)
# I used to like 5
corel draw 5, I drew lots with it, spent days perfecting cartoon characters...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:50, archived)
# Me too
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:08, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:50, archived)
# He's On Jacob Dyer!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:52, archived)
# But, what you are forgetting is that
his name is jacob dyer and he lives in bristol. it is fantastic. He sounds like barnaby bear. He likes barnaby bear. one time he went to france. He went to france. but some kid burnt his neck. He didnt like it.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha I started all sorts of hell with that
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:54, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:56, archived)
# thanks
to everyone
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:55, archived)
# double, double toil and trouble
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:33, archived)
# arf!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:34, archived)
# Magic!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:36, archived)
# HAHAHA!
cocking ace
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:36, archived)
# sexy danse teim!
:D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:37, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
brillo
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:39, archived)
# Huzzah!
Woo & Yay mamm, Woo & Yay :D

hubble bubble surely
/pedant
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:41, archived)
# hubba bubba
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:43, archived)
# Actually, Mister 'Pedant'...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:45, archived)
# it depends who you're quoting
the macbeth witches are 'double double' :)
www.web-books.com/classics/Shakespeare/Macbeth/Macbeth4_1.htm
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:47, archived)
# Ace stuff! :D
I'm going a zombie to my party. A sexy zombie.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:43, archived)
# this highly amuses me
have some soup
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:45, archived)
# Hubble bubble?
RIS?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:46, archived)
# she's got a "butter face"
she's got everything you want butter face
woo-diddly-oo
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:48, archived)
# Hotcha!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:22, archived)
# Swace Fop
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:33, archived)
# hehe
that's strangely pleasing
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:34, archived)
# it is the raconteurs
aicmfp
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:34, archived)
# woo!
yay!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:34, archived)
# Pfft.
Noice.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:36, archived)
# Are they
Kind of related?

Was their mother also their sister?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:37, archived)
# every photograph taken in the 1970's
looks like this.

fact.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:37, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:39, archived)
# Only shopped pics please...

Much woo :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:42, archived)
# I bet I can kick all their asses
AT ONCE!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:45, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:32, archived)
# hahahaha wooo!
yay!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:33, archived)
# Ho Ho Ho
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:33, archived)
# teh mind piffs
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:34, archived)
# HO HO HO
!

:D

*edit* it occurs to me, that the adverts for that back in the day were really disturbing.

there'd be an ugly sweetcorn who wanted to be in the green giant brand and he'd get up to mischief while the pretty sweetcorn looked on in cuteness.

quite odd really.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:33, archived)
# I remember it as
(sing along if you know the words)
"up in the valley of the jolly green giant there's a little green sprout who grew up with the corn"
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:39, archived)
# cor
that's really going back, innit

:D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:40, archived)
# HO HO HO

/not origonal
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:34, archived)
# geez-arse
that IS one green fucking giant

*pisses one's self laughing*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:34, archived)
# *spits chocolate out*
HAHAHAHAHA

:D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:36, archived)
# keeping it oldschool:
hi heee ho heee hi heee ho heee

/rinse
/repeat
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:36, archived)
# ARGH!
run for the hills! that's no creamed corn...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:39, archived)
# it is now!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:40, archived)
# HO HO etc.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:40, archived)
# Green fwapping giant surely
:p

Woo!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:45, archived)
# BBC non comedy comissioner strikes once more!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:30, archived)
# WAS: New on the RED-X show
NOW: RIS?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:30, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahha
oh, er, is it meant to be a reddex?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:30, archived)
# early doors again?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:33, archived)
# Yeah
Apparently so.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:34, archived)
# but there were no jokes
not even in the first series
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:40, archived)
# oh, one of those comedies
where it's "supposed" to be funny

was there canned laughter to add to the magic?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:41, archived)
# Tell me
all about it!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:41, archived)
# Early Doors was fucking excellent
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:19, archived)
# bloody southerners
it was ace was early doors. although think they should've left it with two series
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 22:37, archived)
# My Arse!
edit: oops, wrong 'comedy'
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:34, archived)
# that's how I feel about the return of
the Royle family

the unfunniest "comedy" ever written - it makes Terry and June look stellar
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:41, archived)
# Thank god
I am not alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:42, archived)
# o rly?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:54, archived)
# this was harder than i thought it was going to be....
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:27, archived)
# OH MY GOD
IT'S..
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:27, archived)
# ON FUCKING FIRE!!!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:29, archived)
# ahhh yeah
\o/
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:29, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:31, archived)
# Oh my god!
etc
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:32, archived)
#
etc

HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:33, archived)
# yay
one day I'll see some chap on fire

and without thinking I'll shout "OH MY GOD! HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!" and then start laughing, while the poor bastard screams in agony

that's just wrong :D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:37, archived)
# no, it's comedy
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:44, archived)
# you're right!
I should buy a flamethrower

spread a little comedy :D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:46, archived)
# huzzah!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:57, archived)
# Now this is the time
I wish I knew how to use (and had) photoshop :(
Fucking on fire, that could be a funny picture see...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:40, archived)
# Everyone looks so calm
(well, apart from that one who's on fucking fire.)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:33, archived)
# he was running around for ages before they actually put him out
it was quite funny
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:35, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:38, archived)
# Pfft.
"Let's teach the twunt a lesson first, lads."
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:40, archived)
# Cool
DROP AND ROLL!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:39, archived)
# this is awesome.
*clicks until keyboard cries*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:28, archived)
# Cold Fire!
Noice.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:28, archived)
# if you walk into it at exactly the right moment
you will live forever

/h rider haggard blog
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:48, archived)
# i bet that made a bit HOOOOOOOOOONK noise
yes?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:29, archived)
# like in War of the Worlds?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:40, archived)
# my fire used to be red and itchy. now it's cool and clean. Thanks, Nullo!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:30, archived)
# Puddy Tat needs loveness!
he's dislocated his metatarsal and needs some kitty loving from B3TA!

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:20, archived)
# Awwwwwwww!
*Loves the little puss-puss*.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:21, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:21, archived)
# why does your dog look like a cat?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:24, archived)
# Awww, deary me
*Kitty loves*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:21, archived)
# Aw poor fluff
Will he ever play football again?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:22, archived)
# The Vet said because he is a young kitty
it improves his chances of recovery, but he is good at music so maybe if not he could join destinys kitten?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:25, archived)
# Awwww
poor kittin! Get well soon!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:23, archived)
# and you taunt him with wooden flooring?
you BEAST! (;
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:23, archived)
# the funny this is
I can hear him coming now, its like a *pad - tap* sound
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:26, archived)
# kitty loving's not my thing.
call 4dam. he'll yiff it better.

*fluff asplodes*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:23, archived)
# parp - animated
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:25, archived)
# waits for animated
poo!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:26, archived)
# I shall show him and he shall be cross
(feel free to animate)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:28, archived)
# hahaha
everything about this picture is completely great!!!

:D

that reminds me, I have chocolate :D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:28, archived)
# *Parp Parp*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:32, archived)
# hahaha
that's no way to leave a cat!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:39, archived)
# My eyes won't let me work out which way it is firing.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:34, archived)
# the guards of the chocolate castle are firing cocoa covered hazelnuts up his rusty badge
very accurately
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:36, archived)
# .
hahahahahahahahahahaha

*i should be ashamed of myself but im not)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:35, archived)
# Highest quality!
Good work that man!
Ninja/ woman! I shouldn't be so presumptious!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:42, archived)
# awww
here some love
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:27, archived)
# waste of money
get it put down and buy a new one
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:28, archived)
# you big meanie!
and how do, what are you up to in oz?
/nosy
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:36, archived)
# aww
it's a puss in boot
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:35, archived)
# sweadhop
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:15, archived)
# headswaps RAWK


nicely done you - woo!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:24, archived)
# that's scary & cute
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
thats ace!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:31, archived)
# thenk you!
t'was one of my first attempts.. and probably one of my last!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:33, archived)
# why is my dog looking at that mans dogs face?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:24, archived)
# The dog head on the man's body is especially good
:)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:26, archived)
# Dangerous sport
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:34, archived)
# oh my god!
he's twatted him!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:39, archived)
# The old salmon in the kisser.
Works every time.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:44, archived)
# It was Tinium's Birthday.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:04, archived)
# why is my dog looking at you?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:05, archived)
# She isn't.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:06, archived)
# Why am I a dog?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:07, archived)
# why the big paws?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Awful!
is that the right joke?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:09, archived)
# Alaska.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:10, archived)
# sexy kids!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:12, archived)
# Ooooh
Happy b3ta day Sir :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:11, archived)
# What a WONDERFUL cake!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:07, archived)
# Thank you.
I thought it a little poor, but he seemed so happy.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:11, archived)
# Nice
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:11, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:15, archived)
# *Points at your Gaz*.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:16, archived)
# sexy rik!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:16, archived)
# meh
you kids have no taste
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:24, archived)
# *drools noticeably*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:26, archived)
# you`re just certifiably insane
:)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:30, archived)
# That looks delightfully sickly!
Happy Tinium Birthday.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:07, archived)
# So you decapitated him and slowly roasted his head over your hob
Edit: heat too high
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:08, archived)
# It's his hob.
I don't like to clean mine.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:09, archived)
# Aw
how thoughtful
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:12, archived)
# I was wondering whether I could see a flicker of flame around the hob.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:09, archived)
# Its on a VERY low heat
You can't cook head quickly, just like chicken
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:11, archived)
# Humans apparently taste like chicken,
or chiken tastes like humans.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:12, archived)
# Humans taste of pork.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:14, archived)
# oh MY GOD
(soon)

HE WILL BE ON FUCKING FIRE!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:27, archived)
# must... resist... urge...
to cut and paste face....

must.... resist....
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Do it...
DO IT!!!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:10, archived)
# but what to paste it into?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:10, archived)
# Anything will do,
I'm sure.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:11, archived)
# It wouldn't be very good with that pixelated head though,
Shirley?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:14, archived)
# No. Probably not now.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:17, archived)
# oh noes! he's been pixelated!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I'll remove it if you are offended)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:19, archived)
# How odd.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:21, archived)
# the oddness is
I didn't paste that doll on there

it was in the original picture

odd stuff appears searching on http://www.flickrleech.net/ without trying
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:23, archived)
# I'm not.
Although he might be?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:22, archived)
# he doesn't seem offended
seems overjoyed at the japanese sweet potato basket
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:23, archived)
# Happy birthday Yinium
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:10, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:11, archived)
# YOU DO LOOK GAY
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:15, archived)
# you should think about going to see a dermatologist

/might not be the right word
/if it is the right word, it might not be spelt right
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:17, archived)
# hey tutt
nice website.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:17, archived)
# thenk you

it needs updating really
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:22, archived)
# Here's one

Does that help?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:20, archived)
# PHROAAR!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:22, archived)
# Crikey
What a looker!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:30, archived)
# but look at his skin!
its so smoooooth...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:42, archived)
# Lookin' sharp
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:18, archived)
# sharp
also, that looks like a bloody nice cayke!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:21, archived)
# Many Thanks.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:24, archived)
# Just who does comission BBC Comedy?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:03, archived)
# ricky gervais
for a laff
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:03, archived)
# For his next series
Ricky Gervais is going to be shitting over a panel of glass and smearing it about using the hands of a selection of American guests stars, while shouting "you love my shit, you love my shit! buy it! buy it!"

The pre-orders for the audio download are already through the roof.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:13, archived)
# wow
do you have a link?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:16, archived)
# i have five, myself
.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:17, archived)
# LMFAOPMSLROFFLEMEOW!!!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:04, archived)
# She's fucking hot though!
*Spluts*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:05, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:06, archived)
# The veracity of posts may go up as well as down.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:07, archived)
# Found a book full of scripts from the show the other day,
they were practically all the same.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:08, archived)
# was it in a bin outside channel 4?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:13, archived)
# I just wish the ugly troll
would hack that big fuck off wart from her chin!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:36, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)

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