oooh purple
give the link for the source image and i'll have a try
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:43,
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Purple fir is rather cool
What were you aiming for if that's not it?
edit: fire obviously, not fir.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:44,
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edit: fire obviously, not fir.
Looks super cool! Woo and stuff!
I am going to be cake making tomorrow, I think :)
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:33,
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Cake is
the best. Well, maybe apart from the apple crumble we made last weekend - cinnamon in the crumble and ginger in with the apples.
*drools*
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:42,
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*drools*
from the thumbnail I thought tentacle rape
then I had 2 wanks and went to the chip shop, I'm a shifty mover
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:33,
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one cake?
oh i see link to group
mmmm tastey, send one my way, i'm hungry
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:34,
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oh i see link to group
mmmm tastey, send one my way, i'm hungry
*sends*
should be arriving any time now. If it doesn't, the postman nicked it. I suggest you wait out for him in the morning and demand your cake.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:43,
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you bastard!
i haven't seen any for weeks. damned drought in my area.
eat a cake for me, dyer...
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:45,
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eat a cake for me, dyer...
Buns!
I made buns last week...
but I can only find teh picture of teh cheese scones wot i did before...
www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/cheese_scone.jpg
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:45,
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but I can only find teh picture of teh cheese scones wot i did before...
www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/cheese_scone.jpg
this one was easy
duplicate layer. invert, fade invert, luminosity
lasso tool the fire bit. cntr sft i. then delete. use blured edge brush to delete unnessacry bits
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:33,
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lasso tool the fire bit. cntr sft i. then delete. use blured edge brush to delete unnessacry bits
ah. he must be french!
mon nom est jacob Dyer et j'habite à Bristol. il est fantastique. je ressemble à de l'ours barnaby. j'aime l'ours barnaby une fois où il est allée en France. je suis allé en France mais un certain gosse a brûlé mon cou. je ne l'ai pas aimé.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:37,
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Hue shift?
;¬)
That is WOO
HE'S ON FUCKING BLUE FIRE!
Like this chap:
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:31,
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That is WOO
HE'S ON FUCKING BLUE FIRE!
Like this chap:
The emergency service people don't seem to be running very fast
and they're surprisingly few in number considering that guys on fire.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:34,
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I've seen that before...
My mum's a jeweller. Once, she poured some kind of powder onto a silver brooch and set fire to it. It looked just like that, except with less blue fringing. And much smaller. Any idea what that might have been, anyone? She's denying all knowledge, and it was way too cool to let lie at that.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:57,
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I know...
But I see'd it for REAL. With my EYES. BOTH of them.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 22:07,
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children's literature has sure changed since I was a kid
bindun of course.
forgive me, been a while
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:20,
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bindun of course.
forgive me, been a while
Hahaha
make it splash into the water.
adding new meaning to that ga-dunk!
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:34,
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adding new meaning to that ga-dunk!
I am led to believe this would be better saved as a gif.
But take no notice of me. It's bloody brilliant as it is. Yays! :)
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:16,
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Idiocey always results in
fun.
Unless it's the idiotic kind of idiocey, like a person with room temperature IQ.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:27,
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Unless it's the idiotic kind of idiocey, like a person with room temperature IQ.
That phrase is funny
the people aren't, they're just dying.
But that's funny
Unless you're that person.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:35,
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But that's funny
Unless you're that person.
ahhh
a traditional one :D
good to see the classics every now and then
*edit* night night, need some sleep crap work in the morning :(
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:02,
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good to see the classics every now and then
*edit* night night, need some sleep crap work in the morning :(
Man,
the picture book copies have nothing to do with the original one...
I wasn't disapointed, but when my mum read it I was kinda grounded for a month, luckily I knew where she hid the book ;)
Lofl.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:05,
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I wasn't disapointed, but when my mum read it I was kinda grounded for a month, luckily I knew where she hid the book ;)
Lofl.
Quiet
Pipe down and at least say something to do with my post :)
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:09,
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ok,
im going to shave your hair, take pictures of it, and put it in books.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:10,
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Ampèreheure!
M. Dyer. vous avez rencontré votre allumette ! préparez-vous à une brûlure de cou !
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:19,
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mon nom est jacob Dyer et j'habite à Bristol. il est fantastique. je ressemble à de l'ours barnaby. j'aime l'ours barnaby une fois où il est allée en France. je suis allé en France mais un certain gosse a brûlé mon cou. je ne l'ai pas aimé.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:25,
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Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
I quietly LOLled there
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:00,
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I quietly LOLled there
We're all doomed.
Imagine the fun they'd have toying with Smart cars.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:00,
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1000* posts!
*does not include deleted posts
may include traces of pea-roasts.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:56,
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*does not include deleted posts
may include traces of pea-roasts.
Hurrah!
Many of them were not rubbish!*
*back-handed complement of the year, 1978
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:58,
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*back-handed complement of the year, 1978
What a disturbing way to celebrate such a milestone
Congratulamabbsaiogfjnjkstions to you!
You are thoroughly talented and extremely entertaining and I do hope you post plenty more in future :D
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:59,
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You are thoroughly talented and extremely entertaining and I do hope you post plenty more in future :D
Argh!
*runs screaming for the hills*
Well done, as a special treat have this nonsense.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:02,
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Well done, as a special treat have this nonsense.
Nice one!
Here's to another 1000! *chink* *glug*
(Bi/ground/numb/er)
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:03,
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(Bi/ground/numb/er)
That's similar to what I came up with
Bi-ground? what does that mean?
:D
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:10,
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:D
Hint: check eclectech's post below
The fireworks are just for prettification
I really should do a new one
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:13,
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I really should do a new one
haha
That's great :)
The red one reminds me of Stoppit and Tidyup.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:11,
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The red one reminds me of Stoppit and Tidyup.
I know
But I try and take comfort from the fact I'm outside the top 10 on the board stats.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:19,
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no hands cat
hello b3ta - I'm trying to find an undoctored image of the no hands cat but am struggling. I know there used to be a b3ta image pack but I can't find that either - can anyone help me out?
Cheers
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:53,
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Cheers
it's a fair question talkers wouldn't give a sensible answer so why not
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:55,
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I was anticipating nazis
and thus, suggested he should run to safety
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:56,
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The first result on Google for 'no hands cat'.
nohands.simplyspiffing.com/ - this might be a bit old now :)
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:55,
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d'oh
I went straight to images and thus didn't spot that. Arsetitty arse arse.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:57,
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you knocked my post of the bottom of the board for this?
this time it's personal
Edit: sorry that's a little mean my post wasn't that great anyway
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:00,
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Edit: sorry that's a little mean my post wasn't that great anyway
well, that picture just says adventure...
what the hell is going on?!?!
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:53,
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a concise answer that explains everything
:D
*edit* he also appears to have beaten that chap to death with his huge throbbing horn
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:58,
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*edit* he also appears to have beaten that chap to death with his huge throbbing horn
beat a chap into the snow?
I haven't read that part of the manual yet
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:07,
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BAR BRAW!
*cue "Ace Of Spades - Motorhead"*
*Cue big fight in a saloon*
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:47,
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*Cue big fight in a saloon*
*Does a dance on said tabletop*.
Just like in Oliver! "Oompa-pa oompa-pa that's 'aah it goes!"
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:54,
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You there!
I completely missed your question about LocoRoco yesterday.
Do you care enough to still want an answer?
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:54,
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Do you care enough to still want an answer?
Lovely new LocoRoco demos have been released
and they bring me great joy.
One is Halloween themed,
and the other is seasidey.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:03,
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One is Halloween themed,
and the other is seasidey.
if you'd like to form that into a full question
i might be able to help as i use corel
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:45,
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the vectory package has always been called coreldraw
but they seem to cluster a few things together under the title now, i use photopaint more than anything else
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:54,
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ahh, fair enough
it's a good place to run away to for a while, will be toasty warm going that time of year
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:03,
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I was combining Corel's (retired) use of an exclamation mark and picike's use of 3 question marks
Nevermind
ps, what do you do your dancing outline animations in?
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:59,
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ps, what do you do your dancing outline animations in?
arf! sorry, i am all the slow
and dancey outline animations are in flash, all my animation is in fact
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:05,
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It wasn't funny anyway
I fear if i learn flash it will put the nail in the coffin of my feeble social life
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:11,
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i think you're lost chief
take the next exit left and make your way back up to the motorway.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:46,
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you fuckin waste of shit i fucking hate you and i want you to die
in the most horrible way imaginable preferably ina amanner involving puppys and aids and a massive spike
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:50,
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I used to like 5
corel draw 5, I drew lots with it, spent days perfecting cartoon characters...
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:50,
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Me too
check these out from back in the day
www.petelea.co.uk/b3ta/robot1.gif
www.petelea.co.uk/b3ta/robot2.gif
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 21:08,
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www.petelea.co.uk/b3ta/robot1.gif
www.petelea.co.uk/b3ta/robot2.gif
But, what you are forgetting is that
his name is jacob dyer and he lives in bristol. it is fantastic. He sounds like barnaby bear. He likes barnaby bear. one time he went to france. He went to france. but some kid burnt his neck. He didnt like it.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:55,
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Huzzah!
Woo & Yay mamm, Woo & Yay :D
hubble bubble surely
/pedant
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:41,
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hubble bubble surely
/pedant
it depends who you're quoting
the macbeth witches are 'double double' :)
www.web-books.com/classics/Shakespeare/Macbeth/Macbeth4_1.htm
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:47,
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www.web-books.com/classics/Shakespeare/Macbeth/Macbeth4_1.htm
she's got a "butter face"
she's got everything you want butter face
woo-diddly-oo
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:48,
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woo-diddly-oo
HO HO HO
!
:D
*edit* it occurs to me, that the adverts for that back in the day were really disturbing.
there'd be an ugly sweetcorn who wanted to be in the green giant brand and he'd get up to mischief while the pretty sweetcorn looked on in cuteness.
quite odd really.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:33,
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:D
*edit* it occurs to me, that the adverts for that back in the day were really disturbing.
there'd be an ugly sweetcorn who wanted to be in the green giant brand and he'd get up to mischief while the pretty sweetcorn looked on in cuteness.
quite odd really.
I remember it as
(sing along if you know the words)
"up in the valley of the jolly green giant there's a little green sprout who grew up with the corn"
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:39,
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"up in the valley of the jolly green giant there's a little green sprout who grew up with the corn"
geez-arse
that IS one green fucking giant
*pisses one's self laughing*
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:34,
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*pisses one's self laughing*
keeping it oldschool:
hi heee ho heee hi heee ho heee
/rinse
/repeat
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:36,
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/rinse
/repeat
oh, one of those comedies
where it's "supposed" to be funny
was there canned laughter to add to the magic?
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:41,
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was there canned laughter to add to the magic?
bloody southerners
it was ace was early doors. although think they should've left it with two series
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 22:37,
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that's how I feel about the return of
the Royle family
the unfunniest "comedy" ever written - it makes Terry and June look stellar
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:41,
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the unfunniest "comedy" ever written - it makes Terry and June look stellar
yay
one day I'll see some chap on fire
and without thinking I'll shout "OH MY GOD! HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!" and then start laughing, while the poor bastard screams in agony
that's just wrong :D
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:37,
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and without thinking I'll shout "OH MY GOD! HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!" and then start laughing, while the poor bastard screams in agony
that's just wrong :D
you're right!
I should buy a flamethrower
spread a little comedy :D
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:46,
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spread a little comedy :D
Now this is the time
I wish I knew how to use (and had) photoshop :(
Fucking on fire, that could be a funny picture see...
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:40,
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Fucking on fire, that could be a funny picture see...
Everyone looks so calm
(well, apart from that one who's on fucking fire.)
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:33,
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he was running around for ages before they actually put him out
it was quite funny
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:35,
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if you walk into it at exactly the right moment
you will live forever
/h rider haggard blog
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:48,
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/h rider haggard blog
my fire used to be red and itchy. now it's cool and clean. Thanks, Nullo!
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:30,
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Puddy Tat needs loveness!
he's dislocated his metatarsal and needs some kitty loving from B3TA!
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:20,
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The Vet said because he is a young kitty
it improves his chances of recovery, but he is good at music so maybe if not he could join destinys kitten?
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:25,
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the funny this is
I can hear him coming now, its like a *pad - tap* sound
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:26,
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kitty loving's not my thing.
call 4dam. he'll yiff it better.
*fluff asplodes*
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:23,
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*fluff asplodes*
hahaha
everything about this picture is completely great!!!
:D
that reminds me, I have chocolate :D
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:28,
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:D
that reminds me, I have chocolate :D
the guards of the chocolate castle are firing cocoa covered hazelnuts up his rusty badge
very accurately
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:36,
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.
hahahahahahahahahahaha
*i should be ashamed of myself but im not)
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:35,
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*i should be ashamed of myself but im not)
Highest quality!
Good work that man!
Ninja/ woman! I shouldn't be so presumptious!
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:42,
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Ninja/ woman! I shouldn't be so presumptious!
thenk you!
t'was one of my first attempts.. and probably one of my last!
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:33,
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Thank you.
I thought it a little poor, but he seemed so happy.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:11,
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So you decapitated him and slowly roasted his head over your hob
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I was wondering whether I could see a flicker of flame around the hob.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:09,
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Its on a VERY low heat
You can't cook head quickly, just like chicken
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:11,
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Humans apparently taste like chicken,
or chiken tastes like humans.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:12,
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must... resist... urge...
to cut and paste face....
must.... resist....
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:08,
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must.... resist....
It wouldn't be very good with that pixelated head though,
Shirley?
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:14,
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the oddness is
I didn't paste that doll on there
it was in the original picture
odd stuff appears searching on http://www.flickrleech.net/ without trying
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:23,
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it was in the original picture
odd stuff appears searching on http://www.flickrleech.net/ without trying
he doesn't seem offended
seems overjoyed at the japanese sweet potato basket
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:23,
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you should think about going to see a dermatologist
/might not be the right word
/if it is the right word, it might not be spelt right
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:17,
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/might not be the right word
/if it is the right word, it might not be spelt right
For his next series
Ricky Gervais is going to be shitting over a panel of glass and smearing it about using the hands of a selection of American guests stars, while shouting "you love my shit, you love my shit! buy it! buy it!"
The pre-orders for the audio download are already through the roof.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:13,
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The pre-orders for the audio download are already through the roof.
Found a book full of scripts from the show the other day,
they were practically all the same.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:08,
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I just wish the ugly troll
would hack that big fuck off wart from her chin!
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 20:36,
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