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# ...happens.
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(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# i would nsfw it just incase.
but me likes! toilet humour all the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# at this point,nothing was wrong
yet!
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(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# ....
are you pissed?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# it's a tactically-shaved cow right?
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)
# is that Jessie?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# No
that's Alice.
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)
# who the fu....
/been away
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# *shrug*
*pst* i think he's 'special'.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Phwoar, that gap toothed bird eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# RIS?
I do fucking love Torchwood though.

Last week's was ace...


EDIT: sorry, very rude of me - WOO to the pic matey
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# It's the girl innit.
She has
Terry Thomas teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# ahh...
excuse me *googles Terry Thomas*
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Little something I've drawn
for the UK Web Comix Thing



I hope they likes it.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)
# I'm sure they will
I think it's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)
# It's my B3taday!
disgruntled.gif
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
#
and what do you expect us to do about it?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)
#
wish you a happy b3taday?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY!!
lovely picture too ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)
# *sniff*
I wuvs yoos guys....
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# enjoy your day!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Might go to the pub to watch footy ashully
Know what matches are on today?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# not 100 % there are any live games on TV today
although i could be wrong

Edit: Man. City vs Fulham and Middlesborough vs Liverpool on PremPlus
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# happy birthday and a marvellous sexy time picture
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# happy b3taday!
and pffft!

(I was taught that a castrated pig is disgruntled)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)
# i was cutting up some pig's lungs the other day
the windpipe was still attached, as was the snout. there were hairs on the snout.

and no i'm not going to tell you why
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# why
did you tell me this?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# no reason
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# me thinks you
are telling porkys
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)
# hahah
I quite like that actually, and a hippy bathday two ewes
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# ANGRY PIG IS ANGRY

(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Again?!
*sigh*

Maybe this sandwich will cheer him up
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# I had crumpets for breakfast
I wish I had eaten that sandwich instead

cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# Works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Don't be angry Angry Pig!
Think of jam instead!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I bet the angrier he gets
the tastier his bacons
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# no he just gets bitterer and bittererer
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# oh
it's alaways sad when the potential for a pleasant bacon sandwich is reduced :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# soz.
he's not a happy pig.
you could try boiling him in coca-cola though, a la nigella lawson. nice and sweet and tender.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# why would you boil
nigella lawson in coke?
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Nah
yer stress affects the eating quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)
# could always make a casserole?
add a few spices, who'd know?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Mmmmm
casserole. Dang it, now you've made me feel the hungers.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# haha
happy membership day
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha!
happy b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# ha ha ha, I like this lots!
Happy b3ta day!
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# Hurrah!
Happy b3taday (from another Phil)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# hurrah
happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapy b3tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Happy b3taday!

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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Been away a couple of weeks...


Seems everything that can be done with this compo has been. Hope this hasn't.

Have I missed much?

(I helped save b3ta! xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)
# you've missed a lot of this image being manipulated in many ways
but not this way (i think)

Edit: woo for the animated 'saur btw
Edit2: welcome back too. been up to anything exciting?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)
# Tanks
Nothing exciting sadly - just work, work, work.

Good to be back here though (although working tomorrow-Friday).
(I helped save b3ta! xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# work stinks
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# hehehe
snigger with the nigger "Weeeeee"
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)
# WINNER
Nice.
(Woody999, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# that dinosaur walks like characters in skool daze used to walk
wooo
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# seeing as it's slow
I hope you don't mind me trying my new hat on.
(I helped save b3ta! jentulman carnt spel, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)
# gayer
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)
# Morning Mongy
You good ?

and you know I'm only gay for you anyway
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)
# *ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)
# Yeeeeeeeeeees?
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Well...
I kinda thought...what with the other night...um...you said!...

*runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Pfffft....!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# yeah i'm fucking ace mate
getting ready for my hols
how you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# Not too bad at all
Nice quiet weekend :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# S'nice
'tis it.
(I helped save b3ta! xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)
# It's velly nice!
And I'm going to roast a pea.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)
# The golden knob award!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Downsizing!
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(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# i laugh
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# Is it just me or


this^
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)
# I saw that too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)
# also the sweden-finland oddity
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Yeah blatantly on the Euro as well
So there's no Norway.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)
# uhuh...
gotta love living in the balls...
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)
# good job you linked that
NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Strange but true
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mull_of_Kintyre_test

I speshally like "the male performer's penis must never appear more than slightly tumescent"
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# It looks like
you've chopped the Mull of Kintyre off the map.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# In time for xmas
just arrived from the printer...

...an obvious follow-up to my old valentines card
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)
# ha ha ha !
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)
# i love this.
i know what card my chums will be getting this year.

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)
# i love this
and the attention to detail (the reflection and the use-by-date)
are you sure this isn't real???
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)
# I'm pretty sure it IS real
He makes them up to send. Last Valentines I think about third of b3ta printed off and used his cards, heh

Edit: Hmmm. Maybe not his cards, but this design was done by a b3tan yep, his!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# that's me told
i wasn't about on the board then (although i was a member)
very well done
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)
# that's fucking excellent!
edit: tag it. cos it *will* get stolen by Zoo or some other cum rag
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# good point
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)
# psst guv
any chance of the source file for b3ta self-Christmas card making? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# pretty please.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# What an utterly charming turn of phrase you have Mr Bawls
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)
# ning Mr. Feesh! :)
*snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# You know it.
Check my profile for new Thai Clownfish pic
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)
# Hahahah
That was totally unexpected!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# Like me
who'll be sending these to everyone this chrissy.
Not that I'm a cum rag, more a moist hanky.

Likes lots.
(I helped save b3ta! jentulman carnt spel, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# One man's moist hanky....
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Why do people spit on each other in porn?
I understand that it could be practical (for temporary lubrication) but it seems to be done like it's sexy.
Which it really doesn't seem to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# I don't understand it either
I've been spat on mid-sex by a few people and they seem surprised when I tell them to go fuck themselves
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)
# Hahah, this
"Mmm, mmmm....*hawk*"

...yeah, get your knickers back on please
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# To be fair
he did steal the Tesco logo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# that's extra true
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# bindun
every year but woo nonetheless
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# yeah, for a different day, and by him
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# ha ha!
I need a wallpaper of this*


*may or may not be so I can print off copies and turn into paper cards
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)
# Oh so very this^
good 'ning sir
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Sir Geoffrey!
Hello old chap, good seeing you again. Doesn't seem like much has changed around here since I've been away! (admittedly, I've only been gone a week...)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)
# yes, this^
This is what I'm using for a card this year
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)
# oh link a printable version
this is well worth buying an ink cartridge for :D
*cleeks*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# tag it
Your last one went viral
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] this compo is a pile of poo
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)
# ^ this
(Kazi, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Last night I was mostly...
trying to make this into stencils.

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

*note to self: don't view B3TA while holding a scalpel*
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)
# sorry

Edit: i like yours by the way - how rude
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)
# hahaha!
*steals idea*
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# your profile says
it's your b3taday - so happy b3taday to you

(btw - next time post the picture as a gif maybe)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)
# I wondered why the football kept getting bigger...

(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)
# You Metro reader you
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# I was just thinking that - theres certainly been a spate of them this week
I was wondering where the sun went at night and then it dawned on me, I was trying to describe the empty tile in scrabble but drew a blank, etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
# i can't read
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)
# slow board?
*roasts*

edit: the board stats quotes are classic today!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)
# arf
it is slow isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)
# hehehehe
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)
# ha ha ha
very ghood!
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Arf and a half!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Board stats quotes?
Woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# and one more for now

(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)
# he's dressed up as a tiger?
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)
# it's an effective deterrent
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)
# It works
I'd certainly be deterred
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)
# 6 months isn't too bad
but being forced to dress like an oompalumpa is inhumane.
(I helped save b3ta! jentulman carnt spel, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)
#
inhumane sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# my gin adled brain dun
(I helped save b3ta! jentulman carnt spel, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# haha!
like a speccy loading!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)
# i'd like to PEEK
at you giving him a POKE
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)
# 'Ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)
# oh noes!
poor aristotle.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)
# Hahahahha
you seem to have tapped into my booze soaked mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)
# haha!
axolotls rule!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)
# 'ning to those i've not said 'ning to yet
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:38, archived)
# *groan*
and 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:39, archived)
# Ace
Woo!
More of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:39, archived)
# bad jokes convention 2006.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)
# 'ning
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)
# Morning all :)

Just messing about
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:31, archived)
# Ace!
*whooooosh*
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
'nings

Jealouses at your 'just messing' :(
;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:34, archived)
# Ning.
Someone told me the other day that the Flash kept his costume in ring.


This sound a tad extreme and more than a little painful to me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:35, archived)
# I pity Green Lantern
who has to have his ring charged on a regular basis
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:39, archived)
# I don't know
Could me quite invigorating.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)
# keep messing
keep messing
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:38, archived)
# Now that's what I call
Flash animation
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)
# badum-tish!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)
# Thank you! I'm here until Thursday
Try the veal.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:51, archived)
# That's some impressive messing!
Woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)
# ooh, that's rocking
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)
# been watching this for 2 hours
and they're still neck and neck
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] not in so many words...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:25, archived)
# Shoe poo???
sorry, still drunk :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:28, archived)
#
No poo! Stay where you are!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:30, archived)
# 'ning all!
I was on the giggly water last night. I think a kebab was involved at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:30, archived)
# I like it best when the kebab
is stuck to your hair when you wake up.
(Generic "your" of course)
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:34, archived)
# Ah. The kebab pillow.
It's official; I had a curry. I just found the bag.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)
# I once
woke up to find a kebab in my coat pocket :|
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)
# also known as a kabillow.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Hurrah, it's old jokes day
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 8:46, archived)
# Hehe
where's the soap?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 8:48, archived)
# Yes, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 8:51, archived)
# I thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 8:53, archived)
# i larfed too loud
for too long at that woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 8:57, archived)
# lots of old "My wife" jokes here
www.b3ta.com/board/6549854
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:05, archived)
# Good lordah
there's a few in there. Nicely done though
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
Never heard the dorset one before either.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:15, archived)
# This is so bad. Marvel at the seamless wonder
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:13, archived)
# So is he v
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:36, archived)
# ha haa
heres mine
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Morecombe and Wise.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:13, archived)
# Not for me thanks
I'm depressed enough as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:15, archived)
# It's Saturday, not Sunday.
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:17, archived)
# *cheers up*
Still had to go to work though.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:18, archived)
# *is working*
*well, is b3taing anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:21, archived)
# Put it away
There's a policeman coming
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:59, archived)
# ha ha!
I smell burning peas
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# i got some wehrmacht jokes cheap

from the surplus store!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 8:33, archived)
# Hehe
nice spongage
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 8:34, archived)
# 'nings sir
How the divil are you?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 8:35, archived)
# Put it this way
I'm at w*rk ffs.
And y'sen?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 8:36, archived)
# :(
W*rk not good
Me I'm sitting in my newly warm and cosey home
/boiler been bust for two weeks blog
and being very silly, enjoying a small hair of the dog :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 8:39, archived)
# I hear you
I've had to borrow some electric radiators from work.
Should have been looking for a plumber but fecked off to Thailand instead. Ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 8:51, archived)
# Arff!
the oldies are the goodies :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 8:34, archived)
# Auf!
VooJa!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 8:42, archived)
# wahey
!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:06, archived)

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