b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 29758 (Older | Newer)

# it`s.............

i`m having a vectoriffic saturday so far, how bout you?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:26, archived)
# fuckin `ell you wait 15 minutes for a post, then 4 turn up at once.....
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:26, archived)
# I'm enjoying your vectoriffic saturday
and idly scratching my bollocks.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:26, archived)
# that made do an actual real lol then.
thank you.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:27, archived)
# a pleasure
:)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:31, archived)
# I'm not :(
My copy of tattyshop is 320 miles away :(

But your picture is most woo!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:32, archived)
# 320 miles?!?
how so? where be you?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)
# I are in Devon
my tattyshop is in Lancashire.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:46, archived)
# oooooh devon
*ambrosias*

devon knows how they make it so creamy
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:46, archived)
# If Huey Lewis said it, it must be true :)
this is very woo
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Tap the natural resources
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:22, archived)
# I think the dome has already been bled dry :)
nice
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:29, archived)
# as the board seems a little slow today, have a right minded advert
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

bindun, don't care

WEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:12, archived)
# I rather like this
:D
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)
# the last frme makes it
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Haha yes!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Run Dibnah
Run.

Did you like that?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:25, archived)
# that's brilliant
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:25, archived)
# atchoo!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:03, archived)
# haha woo!
I hate it when that happens
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:05, archived)
# <obligatory "not real" comment>
good work! may we see the next frame too?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Well it'd clear the sinuses!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:07, archived)
# as a child...
I had a fear of snakes jumping out of the toilet biting me. You do nothing to help me with this photo, dear :)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:07, archived)
# People die every year in Australia from that.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:09, archived)
# a common misconception
it's actually extremely poisonous spiders jumping out of sharks

:D
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)
# dear god...
Don't tell me that... I already have my German Shepherd Dog guarding me whilst I wee.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Well in the UK
the only risk is the boreworms.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)
# and you can hear their drills long before they get you
*has no idea what a boreworm is*
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Worst of all the hazards of having flu
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:11, archived)
# No bridge, no helicopter
- not real :)

Lovely, woo! The look of mild concern is ace!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Oh, clever.
Oblique. But clever!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:02, archived)
# They finished it!
woo
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:07, archived)
# <insert witty comment>
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:49, archived)
# oh great
not only does it shit on my truck but it talks to me while doing it
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Arf!
All the more reason to own your very ownshottin' gun, and play Duck Hunt on the NES for target practice.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)
# just don't take cheney w/ya
unless you like emergency surgery
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)
# nice
I bet he likes really crusty bread
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)
# JIMMY CARRS FACE ON A BABY
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:48, archived)
# KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!
KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!

*breathes*

KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:51, archived)
# pfft
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:05, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:43, archived)
# yay
boo to soy!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:45, archived)
# SOY!
The Cruel Pretender, Taunting The Pale Vegetarians With Realms Of Taste They Shall Never Experience As They Were Born To Do!

Makes a nice sauce, though.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:48, archived)
# word
on rice and chicken
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Thats some nasty "Lactose-intolerace-ism" you got there..
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:51, archived)
# wellll....not really...
Almost every girlfriend I've had has been veggie, and my little brother is allergic to pretty much everything...

Its just Soy Milk tastes...odd.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Flaps, putting the ag in murkin.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:46, archived)
# A fine, upstanding bird.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:03, archived)
# have one of these silly things
I finally figured out how to do it


unshrunk version - img147.imageshack.us/img147/4914/libertysmallje6.jpg
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Your version is a lot nicer.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:41, archived)
# thanks
that seems to be the trend in automotive body styling doesnt it.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Nice work, I like these :D
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Arf! Compact cars are the future.
time for repost then?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:42, archived)
# hurray
This is what made me want to try making one
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:47, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)
# cor
those are a bit good
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)
# How do you actually do those?
I never got round to finding out.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:44, archived)
# i googled 'car shrinking photoshop'
found this quick blurb which made all the difference to me:

its quite easy to do that, all you gotta do in photoshop is to duplicate the normal wheels, then reduce horizontally the car's size and then put the previously-duplicated-normal-sized-wheels back
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:48, archived)
# use photoshop :)
make copies of the different bits you want to move and scale, and use layer masks to make everything blend in nicely. That's what I did anyway.

(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Woo Thanks
I'll try that later, with a motorbike, if i can.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:52, archived)
# a motorbike would be great :)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:56, archived)
# chainsaw the middle out of a car
have a welder weld the two ends back together, then get a decent paint job, and there you go :)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:52, archived)
# or this
but get it inspected for safety before you drive it
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)
# you'd be crazy not to
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:06, archived)
# it's all over the news
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Haha
Shameless punnage there

Have a Woo!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)
# I think it's been don't though.
I am a cnut aren't I.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Some people
are so naive, they'll believe anything

Woo to the pic
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:31, archived)
# I think you've got that backwards, man!!
;)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:32, archived)
# When I saw the subject.
I thought this was going to be a shopped version of the 'Seacat crashes into cargo ferry' story. With a nautical kitty hitting a ship.

Just 'cos that's what I thought when I saw the headline.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:32, archived)
# ooh
you should make that before someone steals the idea
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I'm far too lazy.
Plus I need to tidy my desk as I can't actually see my tablet at the moment.

I mentioned it so someone else can make it and save me the effort. ;)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:43, archived)
# pffffft!
Dave? ;-)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I vectored myself... first attempt at vector crap
Does that count as wanking?

(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Remove the "Ibitch" it is very lame
but otherwise awesome vector
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:27, archived)
# i like lame
:)~
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Alright then it is "Stupid"
any better?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)
# OK lol
:) You got me with stupid.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:32, archived)
# woo and sexeh !
EDIT : saw a profile very veery ...ehm
*fwaps*
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:27, archived)
# hahahha
hold it in, man!

you'll do yourself an injury!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:47, archived)
# very nice :)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:28, archived)
# that is rather good!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Arf!
Brilliant!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:30, archived)
# awww
that's adorable!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)
# *buys harmonica*
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:30, archived)
# ^this
:)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:38, archived)
# yes


very nice
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Nicely done!
Have a Woo
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:32, archived)
# iLike this very much
Sorry about that pun
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:32, archived)
# nicely done
and top lurkage there!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:34, archived)
# yeah im lazy lol
i read b3ta for the "articles" heehee
thanks :)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:40, archived)
# This looks like a really good work
is there a link to a larger version for stroking studying the line shading and whatnot?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:35, archived)
# hahaha
You guys are killing me :P
Thanks.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:36, archived)
# ailurophobia!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 14:51, archived)
# from Kenya?


TJ: Does anyone want about 40 empty DVD cases or maybe 100 empty CD cases?

I'm clearing loads of stuff out and it seems stupid to just dump them (assuming the local tip hasn't reached a reasonable level of plastic recycling)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:04, archived)
# melt them down
paint them brown.
Make usbourbons with them

BTW, how is that coming along? I have something that may be useful. Its called Polymorph, its like mouldable nylon
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:06, archived)
# I've got the biscuits sorted
just need to crush the memory stick a little smaller and I'm all prototyped up!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:39, archived)
# 'ning mate.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Yeah, was considering giving them a go.
ta
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)
# It's ironic. It's called freecycle
but I've never seen a bike being given away on thre.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)
# haha
I just found a few actually :)

but they were in america
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Strangly enough
I wasn't looking there.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)
# who was it that was posting with typical freecycle posts?
Wanted: CAR
Wanted: House
Offered: Unused Mashed Potato
Offered: Tea Cup(damaged)

etc
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Surely they're always useful
when buying DVDRs on a spindle?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Offer them to a school, for students to use
its amazing how many save work or submit it on a dvd/cd these days.
cases are always good for students to use
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)
# ack
I the the percussion section from the London Phillamonic orchestra have taken up residence behind my eyes
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:05, archived)
# you think thats bad?
I just took a chunk out of "Little James" with some careless razor use.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:10, archived)
# I really really dread to ask this
but how?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:11, archived)
# was doing my coin purse
thought to myself "Yeah, good job there", and dropped what I was holding out of the way straight down onto the whirring blades of the razor.

Its like a dotted line.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:17, archived)
# :o|
whirring blades and genitals are never a good combination
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Lets just say
blades and toggers!

Maybe he was shaving elephant ears
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:22, archived)
# At least it doesnt hurt.
I hope its not gonna leave a scar though...
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:24, archived)
# I have to ask
Why do you shave the poor lil fellow?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Well, its nicer for my girlfriend,
it looks better, more hygienic, and apparently it makes it look bigger...

Not that I need that, of course...
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Mmmm
I remain unconvinced. Bollocks and blades should not mix.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:33, archived)
# This is a true thing.
still, it'll be alright for a few months now though.

And its infinitely better than waxing
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:38, archived)
# I saw that
and needed to do this to it
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:10, archived)
# F-f-f-f-FEEAARR!!!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:31, archived)
# get in the car!
:3

very woo/cute/slimy
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Yardi Yar!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 14:42, archived)
# a good start
needs more animated teeth though
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 14:44, archived)
# agreed
woo though
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)
# This is your egg on drugs.
:o
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 14:46, archived)
# banjo banjo banjo

yee har
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 14:50, archived)
# What a coincidence
I had eggs for lunch.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I had pasta
with sauce, meatballs, and sweetcorn. Don't know what else to have now..
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Christ it's quiet around here


Have a kitten
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 14:34, archived)
# hehehe
:o)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Hello fella!
How's your good self?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 14:37, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:03, archived)
# I know you won't want to miss this so as a service to YOU I done this:
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Will I be able to hump your leg if I come?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:39, archived)
# will i be able to come if i hump your leg?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Yes.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:40, archived)
# i think you mean
Will you be able to cum if you hump his leg?

edit : bah, beat me to it
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:40, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:39, archived)
# hahaha
where are the squirrels with tits though?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I like this!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:42, archived)
# If I still lived in Portsmouth I would come
but I have to be honest and say that the city I grew up in is now far far away, but I'll raise a glass to you and to Pompey from Amsterdam...

Plus, Pompey is a shithole.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:43, archived)
# I'll be in Amsteradm the weekend before.
How odd.
I shall look out for you. Presumably in real life there is a Furtive next to you and your name appears in bold blue letters underneathe you.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Indeed there is...
And I shall keep my eyes open for a small flying saucer..

(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:47, archived)
# i live in portsmouth!!
and yes it is a shit hole!! :o)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)
# I wouldn't mind if I died while someone nuked the entire place.
It's a greater good worth dying for.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:54, archived)
# hahahaa
true :o)
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 14:35, archived)
# only if scrybl signs up.....
then we'd have added entertainment with you two going at each other's throats
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:46, archived)
# I'm bored of that game for now.
Sorry.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I don't know that much about her, as I'm not a /talk regular
she seems ot piss a few people off though for some reason, or is that a false impression?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:54, archived)
# No. She does.
She's unpleasant, silly and mentally ill.
And she likes to make death threats and CYBER-STALK people and stuff.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:58, archived)
# cool
a/s/l?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 14:01, archived)
# 33/M/Northampton [large package ;) ]
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 14:06, archived)
# phwoar
do you love horses?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Best of all the animals!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 14:17, archived)
# she's absolutely lovely
absolutely lovely absolutely lovely absolutely lovely absolutely lovely absolutely lovely FUCKING MENTAL absolutely lovely absolutely lovely

if she could sort out the mental spacks, that'd be nice. b3ta talk is probably not going to bring out the best in her
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:59, archived)
# not a chance, it's my 19th birthday on the 18th of may
i need to save all my pennies for paintballing (:
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Pfft
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Hello you!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Hello n00b
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 14:49, archived)
# I would but I've been to Portsmouth before
It's like Southampton but worse:P
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 14:45, archived)
# i am a bad person and a terrible humans
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:31, archived)
# naughty!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:32, archived)
# The most disinterested handjob ever
fact
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:35, archived)
# ....................................................after me,TinTin,after me....
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:29, archived)
# yes you can !
also yay
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Up anchor
pass the butter me lad
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Heh
Father Jack was Captain Haddock in a former life... almost certainly
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Oh, he's got a Prince Ahab!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:44, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Ouch!
But why did he call it Puff?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Aaaaghhhh
There goes my childhood!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:04, archived)
# EMA
Early morning Asian
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:18, archived)
# it's neither early, nor morning.

but PHROAR nonetheless! (:
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Beer goggles on, beer goggles off....
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:21, archived)
# that gives me an idea!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:22, archived)
# it's a bit early to go to the pub innit?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Never!
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:25, archived)
# true that really.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:27, archived)
# it's Rik
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:23, archived)
# you wish
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:25, archived)
# i'm going to bum him so hard
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:29, archived)
# That to me
Means free money from the government.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:25, archived)
# i'd forgotten about that kind of EMA
i always hated it, cause i never got it.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:26, archived)
# *googles*
Aaaahhhh...

*Mumbles* Lousy students, sponging off my taxes.
Wish I still was one.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Its hardly worth the bother...
Getting a time sheet signed after every lesson, having to be there all the time to get the bloody money.. i don't know why i bother..

Oh yeah.. it's money in my back pocket.. the only reason i go to college nowadays.

(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:29, archived)
# for £30 a week, i'd turn up
oh well... i never got it when i was in 6th form, and i certainly dont get it now! q:
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:54, archived)
# EEEEEMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:36, archived)
# It's the end of the world!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:08, archived)
# can't be
the pubs are still open
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:11, archived)
# tad big
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:12, archived)
# slow day...
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:34, archived)
# I am.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 13:16, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds