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# Ohgodohgodohgodohgod its the future sound of piss.


I think this may be a good time to leave and be drunk somewhere else.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:38, archived)
# I hope you're making a sequel as 'trickle' isn't on there . .
otherwise, Woo.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:40, archived)
# Maybe but I suspect this will all be much less funny tomorrow.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:48, archived)
# All the serious people will be on later too :(
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 3:00, archived)
# BIGG JOHN WAYNE DOES NOT AGRE WI' BEEN SIRRIUS.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 3:13, archived)
# YOU FORGOT MURP.




MURP.

(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:40, archived)
# Murp is down there VVV
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:41, archived)
# Fucking, shitty murp.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:43, archived)
# You are a piss-artist!
AICMFP
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:41, archived)
# *Hands soggy fiver*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:50, archived)
# widdle
brilliant
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:42, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:49, archived)
# I PISS ALONE.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:46, archived)
# BIGG JOHN WAYNE WILL PISS WEH HE LIKES.
DO NOT TRIES TO DENY HIM HIS PISS.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:48, archived)
# "..so quiet in here
the only sound around is fear
the other guy is pounding the wall
like he's shooting deer.."
 
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:49, archived)
# O_o
Emo
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:50, archived)
# I NEED A PLACE WHERE I CAN CLOSE AND LOCK THE DOOR
THERE I CAN STOP AND LET IF FLO-OWW...

also, Regurgitator are decidedly not emo. Queer punk, perhaps.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:52, archived)
# Its all in the delivery of the lyrics.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:55, archived)
# Please be at home between the hours of 1 and 4 tomorrow.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:56, archived)
# FEED THE UNIT.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 3:08, archived)
# But that front guy wears those black-rimmed glasses!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:56, archived)
# You disappeared while I was making this last night.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:50, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:51, archived)
# Peepee new guinea was my favourite song by the Future Sound of Piss.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:52, archived)
# yer ma


Click for bigger (76KB)


by the way, does anyone know where i could get a tutorial to make those panoramic circle photo jobbies,
the ones that make it look sort of like a planet
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:24, archived)
# Thats awesome!
and no, sorry. Try google :)
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:25, archived)
# just what i was looking for
thanks
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:27, archived)
# no problemo
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:29, archived)
# Too easy.
Make picture square(via image size)
Use polar coord filter.

And Woo4tehPic
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:29, archived)
# 1. Get picture
2. find apex point

3. twist the vertices

4. stretch at a ratio of 3.141513629:1

5. score the edges

6. Pies are squared
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:31, archived)
# When do we Profit?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:33, archived)
# Sell the pies.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:34, archived)
# Sounds like a plan . . .
on a cold winter's night, as the wind whistles by. Yes, it sounds preceisly like that.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:37, archived)
# That's step 12. It has something to do with alcoholism.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:37, archived)
# We sell alcoholic ethopians to brothels world wide,
thus evoking world peace.


(my mind has broked)
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:39, archived)
# Do you mean ethiopians who have drinking problems, or ethiopians that get you pissed when you eat them?
Just curious, is all.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:41, archived)
# BOTH!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:42, archived)
# a friend of mine made this the other day


(low quality phone pic of a photo)
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:51, archived)
# PIE ARE JUSTICE!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:55, archived)
# Oooh!
Fantasmical.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:33, archived)
# Differences in peoples perception of going out to the pub tonight.


Helloes and goodnight!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:18, archived)
# Your friends piss on homeless people?
That's just not cricket.

Actually, cricket would be a lot more entertaining if there were homeless people on the pitch, their sole purpose to be urinated on.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:21, archived)
# I just dont know so Im off to bed. G'night all.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:22, archived)
# TRY NOT TO PISS ON ANY HOMELESS PEOPLE ON YOUR WAY TO THE BEDROOM
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:23, archived)
# While good advice normally, you are too late this time.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:24, archived)
# im more worried that his friend piss sounds like
MURP
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:22, archived)
# Yours doesn't?
FREAK
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:23, archived)
# mine is more of a FWIZZing sound
am i ill?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:24, archived)
# Yes. Not in the Beastie Boys context, either.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:25, archived)
# It was the homeless person going merrr
but badly drawn.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:24, archived)
#
badlybrilliantly

we need more drawn piss noises
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:25, archived)
# How about MURP?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:26, archived)
# that is glasscock im affraid
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:27, archived)
# MURP.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:32, archived)
# Yes!
This may be worth staying up for.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:26, archived)
# no
it really wouldnt be
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:27, archived)
# I fucking told you it would be.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:42, archived)
# and it fucking was
*pisses pants*

(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:47, archived)
# Yeah!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:57, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:30, archived)
# In a black and white world,
in only seems right that piss is still yellowy.

:)
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:38, archived)
# Naturally.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:40, archived)
# I need my head examined


Everybody walk the dinosaur!

I should be working, and instead I am playing here, naughty place.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:57, archived)
# *walks the dinosaur!*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:00, archived)
# Do you want to miss your chance to LIVE AND WORK IN THE USA?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:06, archived)
# GET A FREE IPOD
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:09, archived)
# ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:18, archived)
# FUCK YES.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:18, archived)
# CLICK HERE
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:19, archived)
# *clicks*
*deletes the internet*

:' (
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:20, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU ARE 1 MILLIONTH INTERNET!

PRIZE!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:21, archived)
# Install teh spywares! Yay!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:23, archived)
# I ENDORSE THIS PROPOSITION.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:48, archived)
# I already wish I hadn't

I had a whole string of follow up punes. But I've lost them because it's late and my brain is leaking. Night.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Would that be
punes and custard
/pedant blog
/edit nighty night
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:33, archived)
# Sadly
that was a deliberate Pratchett reference and not a typo.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:34, archived)
# but it's not cod latin!!
:)
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:15, archived)
# ive only just got the whole
i cant believe its a green number 9 bin horse shit thing. its been buggin' me for days now!!!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:37, archived)
# I'm sorry
that it wasn't worth the effort :)
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:39, archived)
# don't worry
I still don't get it
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:47, archived)
# i cant beleive its not
bin

dung
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:59, archived)
# oooohhh
I get it. *feels less thick now*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:00, archived)
# Ooooof!

Yay!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Deep fried in her fanny batter?
I'll take a double order thanks.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:47, archived)
# whipping up fanny batter
is one of my favorite pass times
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:01, archived)
# *scratches head*
*fails to understand*

*feels stupid... cries*
:(
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:45, archived)
# i am charles barkley, wait no.
I am not charles barkley. I am the president of the united startes. and I don't have to go to work today. it is presidernts day.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:50, archived)
# SHUT UP, CHARLES BARKLEY.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:57, archived)
# Well, it looks rather pretty at least.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:01, archived)
# have a ghost type thing


edit: actually, i just had to post something to celebrate my b3taday and see what the candle thing looked like.

edit2 thanks for the b3tawishes all
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Awwwws
is a lully ghostie
and happy b3ta days :)
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Happy 4th.
I've just turned three myself.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:40, archived)
# and as per usual on a Monday night
nobody about to say happy b3taday.

except maybe for now me.





and as an added bonus, have some welsh rarebit from torchwood.

www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/evemyles.jpg
(NSFW really)
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:41, archived)
# oooof

(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:00, archived)
# I was watching torchwood the other day and every time she
appeared I saw that picture in my head.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:03, archived)
# i now see that picture in my underwear
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:05, archived)
# Ooooh, eeferal.
Happy b3taday!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:41, archived)
# Eeek!
Merry B3taday :)
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:58, archived)
# Nice ghosts!
Happy B3taday.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:34, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:16, archived)
# FUCK YES.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Rawk.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:18, archived)
# Yeah! Hell.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:19, archived)
# That's aceness.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:22, archived)
# Jings!
this is a tad good :D
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:23, archived)
# He's going to fall!
Will nobody stop him?!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:03, archived)
# Don't nanny my frog, man.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:05, archived)
# needs more chainsaw
Woo!!!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Hitler went on a rock and roll rampage?!
*notices lacking moustache*

Oh.

Ace!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:59, archived)
# Still loving these!
WY & Hell Yeah!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:21, archived)
# 'nings all
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:07, archived)
# i thought you'd gone to bed hours ago!
woo yay young man (:
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:08, archived)
# helloes lully miss
couldn't sleeps... got up again twenty minutes ago
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:10, archived)
# What ho!
'nings, greetings, etc. How's it going?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:21, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:12, archived)
# 'nings sir
and just what you doing up at this ungodly hour...hmmmm?
;)
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Eating cheerios at the moment.
I have an appalling sleep cycle.
I think the wheels fell off.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:15, archived)
# I've been told I should reformat my sex drive.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:20, archived)
# pffft!
Are you sure you want to do this? All bed-post notches will be erased.  y/n
>
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:22, archived)
# you're lucky you've got one
:|
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:22, archived)
# Woo!
I told you I'd woo!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:20, archived)
# YOU CANNOT KILL WHAT DOES NOT LIVE.
 
woo!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:51, archived)
# Ths made me laugh a lot.
javascript:ol('http://www.dailymotion.com/popular-week/video/x12565_beatbox');
apologies for being a luddite
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:57, archived)
# LNA TJ
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:59, archived)
# *Wibbles*



Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:59, archived)
# I did.
It made no sense. I know literally nothing about URLs and that. Don't care either. Just TYPE IT INTO GOOGLE. it's good.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:02, archived)
# if you wanted to post it on here you do <img src="http://www.dailymotion.com/popular-week/video/x12565_beatbox">
but it's a video thing so you'll want to pop that on the links board, it has the facilities for your special needs.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:05, archived)
# ta
but that's overheated my arts degree brain, think I'll go back to lurking
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:08, archived)
# You are too dumb to be on the internet
Please leave.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:39, archived)
# ARGHHH
EDIT: This link was on a B3ta newsletter a while back, you silly muffin.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Oh dear.
Should've known,really.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:06, archived)
# How many apologies?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Whoops!
Try losing the javascripty bit and sticking it on the /links board too.

*watches*

edit: Haha! That's some top hummus he had there
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:01, archived)
# evening squire! how do?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:02, archived)
# Maaaaaarvellous, m'dear!
How's things down your end?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:05, archived)
# stinky! but who the hell cares!?
started going out and socialising, which is good. (:
*Huggles*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:08, archived)
# *sniffs*


Hmm. Ovaltine.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:12, archived)
#
*takes notes*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:04, archived)
# Oi!
I was using them!

*fails exam*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Ghost, Toast and Moat
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:49, archived)
# Bum bum BAAAAHHH*
 
woo!

* that's supposed to be an organ or something
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:49, archived)
# A
Tension Organ 3000TM?

I'm listening to the Solaris (remake) soundtrack. What is everyone else doing/listening to/building/fenestrating/norating/prenough-thing?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:51, archived)
# i am listening to LEMONJELLY.KY
I WIN!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:52, archived)
# Whatever kind they used in old radio dramas.
 
or Fire Sign Theater, for that matter.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:52, archived)
# i am building
the international swear reseach website
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:52, archived)
# Hurrah!
*donates 23p in grant money to the research foundation*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:53, archived)
# excellenty
When its online i'll shout to the roof tops
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:14, archived)
# I don't know his name
but he sings quite well.
I'm building something shiny and nice for you all, hopefully.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:53, archived)
# shiny is nice indeed!
*broams furiously*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:54, archived)
# I'm failing to download MP3s over dialup.
I have a randomly scattered 53.55% of "Cinema" by Yes, and for days I've only had tantalising glimpses of a Joe Meek produced track or band called Valley of the Saroos & Magnetic Field.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:55, archived)
# The
drip outside my window
It's quite irritating
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:55, archived)
# i was listening to the cabaret soundtrack
but now the klaxons are raging my ear bits
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:57, archived)
# I am listening to people complain about how much they hate their job.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:01, archived)
# dun dun dunnnnnn!
edit: what rapitinui said. :\
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:50, archived)
# Yes.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
WYH
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:50, archived)
# I enjoyed the flannel motif.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:52, archived)
# THIS IS HOW TO FUNK.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:52, archived)
# Kapow!
Whack!
Kablammo!
oh, and woo yay and that
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:52, archived)
#
Oooh. This looks interesting.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:53, archived)
# Merp.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:54, archived)
# i'm going to be all over you like a flannel! RARGH
have a banana in disguise.

just because i dont see you much anymore.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:54, archived)
# hurrahms!
I's been doing the workies.

But now I've decided to try and find the motivation to produce a regular* web** comic***


*it never works
**web = internet not other web like small fragile like
***vaguely
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:56, archived)
# dont worry, no matter how crap you think it is, people will always laugh.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:57, archived)
# You are the only person
That could possibly produce a comic strip with
1) No meaningses
2) No Plot(s's's)
3) The power to really make humans really LOL at each strip.
4) ...
5) Profit.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:27, archived)
#
 

 
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:40, archived)
# CHANNEL FIVE FOR TEH WIN
and all that stuff
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:41, archived)
# how superbly random
who's the ginger?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:45, archived)
# Part Busey, part Dafoe.
 
I made this mostly for gronkburger's amusement.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:47, archived)
# ONE NIGHT OLD MAN BUSEY NOTICED A DISRUPTION IN THE SCIENCE LAB.
THOSE KIDS, GEORGE AND CHARLIE WERE MESSING ABOUT AGAIN.

BUSEY SAW CHIKE HIDING AROUND THE CORNER AND SNUCK PAST.

THE REST IS HISTORY.

ALSO, WILLEM DAFOE WAS THERE.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:49, archived)
# YESTERDAY I DESTROYED A CAR WINDOW WITH NOTHING BUT MY RIGHT PINKIE.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:46, archived)
# I BROKE CHUCK NORRIS'S PELVIS WITH MINE.
 
WOOOO-HAH!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:33, archived)
# HOUSE!!
oh, sorry, bingo night flashback...
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:47, archived)
# OUR HOUSE.
IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR STREET.
 
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:47, archived)
# Don't be silly,
cars would crash in to it.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:49, archived)
# Yeah, I used to wonder about that.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:50, archived)
# Nuh-uh!
The house could totally have a tunnel underneath.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Welcome
to the House of fun.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:49, archived)
# now i've come of age
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:52, archived)
# Excellent. Let me buy you a shandy my dear..
 
*slides hand on knee*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:53, archived)
# *is employed by the government to sit in pubs and get proof of this kind of action*

/fact
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:03, archived)
# daddy!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:11, archived)
# HOUSE!

i just wanted to shout it.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:50, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!!!!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:50, archived)
# let's call the whole thing off.
seriously though, who says "potaahto"?

EDIT: boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!1
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:51, archived)
# Bostonians?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:53, archived)
# No
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:02, archived)
# and why the hell not?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:03, archived)
# I am now going to say potaahto just to fill this niche
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:42, archived)
# potatotomatopotatotomato
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:01, archived)
# TOMACCO.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:37, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:37, archived)
# reminds me bob godfrey
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:38, archived)
# He looks nothing like that
He has a beard, for a start.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:41, archived)
# It is time for birds!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:39, archived)
# i want one.
i want one now.

'Le Birde'
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:39, archived)
# tremendous
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:39, archived)
# Greetings, old-timer.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:46, archived)
# Hello New Zealand's number one
expert on the habitat of the rare beast known as the Chump Manbear
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:49, archived)
# Heh.
 
Tonight's episode of South Park is the one with Al Gore and manbearpig.

I SHALL BE TAKING DETAILED NOTES, FOR MY RESEARCH.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:51, archived)
# is go funnie culors
woo!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:45, archived)
# awww!
cuteness
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:47, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:49, archived)
# when i see this
i hear *vworb vworb vworb vworb*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:55, archived)
# hahaha that's me that is!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:59, archived)
# that was what a BBC micro could do back in the 1980s
flash 7 colours one after another.

At the time we were all like, 'Woo...'

However its bird picture was done mainly with teletext block graphics.

And when we were young we used to play with a hoop and stick, or a cup-and-ball. And we had polio and beer for breakfast in school which started at 4am when we were 3, and then we went down the mine at 7 but we never complained.

Maximus Birdiage- woo that.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:00, archived)
# showing your age there i think (;
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:02, archived)
# erm, your donate button on your website does not work
get it fixed.

I SAY, everyone, there's a DONATE BUTTON ON WEBSITE etc etc etc
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:03, archived)
# i know, i never made that page yet.
i tried to update the site, but it's blocked from my uni halls internets.
it's poo.
i wish i was sleepy.
i'm so awake.
so very very awake.
yet so tired.
i want to go to bed.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:07, archived)
# ok, then issue a p.o. box number for mystery cash donations
the CID might arrest you for laundering drug baron profits but it's the only way...

EDIT as I'm sure I would have fronted you a drink (at least 1) at Dr Whens' do - except invoicing matters prevented me from attending - then consider yourself 1 pint or short or glass of wine in credit with me. Call it in at any time.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:09, archived)
# We programmed our BBC Micros
with the world's first boss button (F10) so when a teacher came in Elite/Planetoids/Pigfuck [1] would close and it would list out some random BASIC program.

[1] a crude animation of a guy giving it to a pig from behind, which the 4th years found worringly fascinating.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 2:07, archived)
# Woos, Yays
and ODs on lulliness :D
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:09, archived)
# k, bedtime, really...
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:36, archived)
# got a thing for leopard print huh?
good god it looks like it's vibrating.

now get to bed! or there'll be trouble!! (;
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:39, archived)
# how
lovely
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:39, archived)
# 1000th Post

I have been happy here.

Thankyou all for your gracious comments.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:33, archived)
# look at em go!
grats and stuffs *woo*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:35, archived)
# Hurrah!
And woo.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:36, archived)
# *finds spoon*
woo!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:36, archived)
# Happy BRN!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:36, archived)
# woo
to
you!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:36, archived)
# congratumalations you crazy mo-fo
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:38, archived)
# happy bloody romans sir
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:31, archived)
# cor! imagine the smell!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:32, archived)
# i have no idea what's going on
but it reminds me of discworld.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:32, archived)
#
*likes this*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:32, archived)
# Menub! Menub!
Menub menub menub menub menub...

...menub menub!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:42, archived)
# This place
is the same.

I'm glad.
It's still here.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:43, archived)
# Yep
it's like an old local, that still smells of the same stale beer and piss.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:45, archived)
# *sniffs*
Mostly piss still I see...
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:47, archived)
# hahaha watch him go!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:48, archived)
# "Tin-Tin thats what I call F.A.B."
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:06, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:07, archived)
# it did funny things whilst it loaded
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:08, archived)
#
O0
o
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:09, archived)
# it displayed half the top layer and half the bottom
it looked like a mole was climbing out of a desk
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:12, archived)
# One day I'll get around to animating this
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:16, archived)
# get to it! *whips*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:24, archived)
# did it start off nice and slow....?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:09, archived)
# What?
Is it not loading proper like?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:11, archived)
# only on my fuckhole machine
its fine now
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:12, archived)
# you've got a fuckhole machine? you lucky bastard!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:18, archived)
# i did a funny. lol.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:16, archived)
# looks like she is really going for
The Hooded Claw

lovely stuff, clickety
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Ace!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:09, archived)
# tHIS PLEASES ME
click woo
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:11, archived)
# mE TOO
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:13, archived)
# Wonders if the old man needed Viagra
After all, he is getting on a bit.

Six posts to 1000
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:15, archived)
# you getting nekkid for it?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:16, archived)
# Sadly no, that event is booked in for 10,000th
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:18, archived)
# boo hiss! NEKKID NEKKID NEKKID!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:19, archived)
# as nekkid as i gets for teh internets
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:28, archived)
# ARGH!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:29, archived)
# KIWF
ok get it all out of your systems


2 more to gooooooo
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Well
there goes my erection
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:30, archived)
# EEEEUuuuuuw
1 more to go0000000000000000000
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:31, archived)
# i hope you're not wearing pants


sort of.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:32, archived)
# Well
here comes my erection!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:39, archived)
# i'm sure he has no trouble
getting wood

nekkid milestone post teim
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Didnt realise he was a lumberjack,
Is he OK?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:19, archived)
# he's fine apart from his fashion sense is a little off whack.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:20, archived)
# 3 more to goooooo
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:30, archived)
# Arf.
I thought Tintin had blonde hair and a small dog.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:22, archived)
# so did i; was he french or french-canadian?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:23, archived)
# he was
belgian!

the cartoon was french though...
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:24, archived)
# hallo stranger
my french teacher wanted me to do a talk about tin tin, in french.
she was crazy.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:25, archived)
# hallo you
*hugs and stuffs*

Well of course... In my mind, anyone who chooses to spend time with french people is automatically crazy.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:27, archived)
# i still wish i could speak french
i understand it, but i cant speak it.
and that's not sexy.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:33, archived)
# i can speak a tiny bit...
but only enough to get by if i go there... not enough to have a conversation...

The french are never sexy... just smelly and smarmy. UGH.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:35, archived)
# but speaking french can be sexy
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:39, archived)
# oui
c'est muchos de la sexy tiem.

*suave*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:42, archived)
# Cock Tuesday
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:00, archived)
# That must have taken some dedication.
Wooness.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Thank you
Teh quo was the only bit I didn't have to re draw
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:01, archived)
# it's what you need
if you're gonna be a record breaker
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:05, archived)
# Have a Happy one!
time for beds...
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:01, archived)
# This.
With big (magenta) knobs on.


Big up to your posses (possies?) yo.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Only The Biggest!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:07, archived)
# nnight pet
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:05, archived)
# noites :)
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Quoze!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:01, archived)
# oh noes
teh quose
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:02, archived)
# that's still mega kewl
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:13, archived)
# this i like
*likes*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Yay for pixel-cocking!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:01, archived)
# this is brill
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:05, archived)
# thanky
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:27, archived)
# hahaha i love how his eyes go purple just before the cock comes out.
excellent
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:20, archived)
# Excuse me, PURPLE?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:21, archived)
# MAGENTA!


oh fuck! sorry whoops! shit! SHIT!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:22, archived)
# You can call it any colour you like, as long as it pleases you.
[/;-P


thx
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:26, archived)
# YEAH BABY
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:46, archived)
# needs more towers
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:01, archived)
# trrist
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:02, archived)
# apologies for the facetiousiness

that is some excellent pixelstuff
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:05, archived)
# ifankewe
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:06, archived)
# haha, nice one!
Not only is it cock tuesday, it's also Brian Peppers Day!

Who fancies starting the article?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:02, archived)
# I love this,
Cock Tuesday,

and everything that surrounds it, including you.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Join the Society
[details in profile]
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:03, archived)
# i'll cock tuesday you!
does that mean i should turn my music down to let people sleep?

woooo!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:03, archived)
# depends what you're listening to
your neighbours might be enjoying it
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:04, archived)
# klaxons, fratellis and ben folds
i dont think they can complain
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:06, archived)
# damned lucky
if you ask me
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:10, archived)
# yup. they're all R'N'B fiends round here though
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:14, archived)
# every day should be cock tuesday
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:03, archived)
# this
and every donation icon should be a cock
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:04, archived)
# good idea
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:06, archived)
# WRONG! i love my racoon
i think it has a hidden cock
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:09, archived)
# tickle its belly and see what happens
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:16, archived)
# *tikkuls*

croikey!

mine's a girl!! q;
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:16, archived)
# then it definately has a hidden cock
have you tried the small cabinet next to the bed?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:20, archived)
# OMG THERE IS THE HIDDEN COCK!
oooh it's buzzing!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:21, archived)
# nawty
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:23, archived)
# i'm not nawteee, i yam all of teh innocence!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:25, archived)
# *defiles*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:28, archived)
# Sea of popcorn wallpaper
(, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Blurry
stuff hurts mein eyes.
(, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Like bad porn?
That just hurts my feelings.

Could it be? The captain online? In the middle of the night? At home?
(, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Fuck...there'll be no getting rid of you now

now with added b
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:00, archived)
# you knows it.
Postcount HOOOOOOO.....
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:03, archived)
# HOOOOOOOO

more like HOOOOOOOJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ POSTCOUNT
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:06, archived)
# popcorn popcorn everywhere, and not a drop of butter.
he looks startled, what else is under there?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:02, archived)
# never heard of the popcorn box trick?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:05, archived)
# i'll try it some day (;
if only someone would take me to the cinema
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:07, archived)
# this is probably a bad idea
plus, you havent got the necessary apparatus
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:10, archived)
# DAMN - doomed to fail!
*sob*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:15, archived)
# One single unpopped kernel.
Which I always prefer. Good crunching.

Nighty night, teakitten
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:05, archived)
# i ate popcorn the other day for the first time in ages
i'd forgotten how much it gets stuck in your teeth!

sleep well m'dear!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:07, archived)
# I'm sure there's a hidden picture in there somewhere
*crosses eyes*

Cool pic, nice effect of depth of field.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:10, archived)
# great DOF!
i feel like i'm on flickr now q:
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Johnny Cash
(, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:52, archived)
# faq
(, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:53, archived)
# i'll faq you!
*waggles fist*
(, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:58, archived)
# phwoar
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:02, archived)
# i'll phwoar you!
*phwoars*
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:23, archived)
# oops
//optimises
(, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:53, archived)
# The 102kb pic
is that the optimized version?

edit: Ah, you've really got the size down, I must have taken a look just before you fixed it. Woo to the pic and woo to you too.
(, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Nome
the 40k one is.
(, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Yeah, I saw :)
See my edit above, and have another woo for your trouble :)
(, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:56, archived)
# //distributes woo
There should be enough to go round...
(, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:57, archived)
# He must work in a bureau de change.
He just changed his Cash.
(, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:58, archived)
# That's not Johnny Cash.
This is Bill Quidface-Scampiballs.
(, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:58, archived)
# i watched "walk the line" tonight
it's not terrible! it's actually pretty good.
with regards to your post, maybe you should have done a rubber jonny with a pound coin in. maybe.
i might do that in fact. but i dont fancy google image searching for condoms
(, Mon 19 Feb 2007, 23:59, archived)
#
It's for a bigger thing I'm working on. I just it and... well. Ahem.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:02, archived)
# excuses, excuses!
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Oooh
Very Hogarthian.

/culture
(, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 1:27, archived)

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