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I have it on good authority that

Rick Parfitt's son is shagging Kat Slater from Eastenders.
I know this is more Popbitch than b3ta but I thought it might provide some potatoshoppery amusement...

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christhebarker, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:53, archived)

Did someone say Kat Slater?

As Gary Numan would say - 'She's got claws'. But then he was a knob.

(Scapegoat, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:05, archived)

From a 1969 copy of TV Times

wot my mum brought over on the w/e [not photoshopped]

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chthonic, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:48, archived)

Spastic Cards.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:50, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

Fuckin' 'ell - the langidge az changed innit?

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helmetcream, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:51, archived)

I like the

Compassionate Snowman bit.
This has really made me chuckle.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:52, archived)

The front cover is worse

it has a big pic of Tom Jones on it with the caption -

Inside:
TOM JONES
pulsating with
SAMMY DAVIS JR

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chthonic, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:54, archived)

I keep looking at it,

its brilliant.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:57, archived)

Ho ho!

I wanna see it

And I wanna meet the Compassionate Snowman

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Newington, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:57, archived)

I bet he's lovely,

Making christmas cards for spasics.

"Dear Spastic,

Have a lovely Christmas,

Your,
The Compassionate Snowman."

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:59, archived)

PS.

Stay spastic :)

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mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:02, archived)

This little chap looks qute compassionate.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:07, archived)

Yay!

That rocks!

(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:51, archived)

bless him

what a lovely man.
10 shillings to the best pic about "what's Leslie Crowther doing this christmas".

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:52, archived)

Hmm

should have kept it for Friday's competition :)

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chthonic, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:52, archived)

i shouldn't have guffawed at that

but i did, i fucking did.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:52, archived)

hahaha

such innocent times...

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rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:52, archived)

needs an apostrophe...!

mini challege: what would a spastic's chrimbo card look like?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:53, archived)

Maybe like this:

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Newington, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:04, archived)

great minds think alike

or, fools never differ...

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new_matt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:14, archived)

hahahahaha

funniest thing i've seen all day
(no wonder your mum hung onto it!)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:56, archived)

woo hoo!

Ah, the humour.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:57, archived)

heh

brilliant =)

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youknowyouloveit, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:05, archived)

so anyway,

had an email from rui fiske de gouviea's brother:
"This is isn't exactly me - but I am the brother referred to by Nico Morgan
in your caption. The photos are indeed of my brother, Rui. He's a very good
man so be gentle with him.
Phil"

i feel a bit guilty now
{edit: i'm talking about this www.isthisyou.co.uk/posh.html }

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isthisyou?, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:45, archived)

No don't feel guilty,

they are nice men. Ask them if Rui wants the photos back if you feel bad.

(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:53, archived)

don't feel bad!

They seem nice. Just say you're glad to've found them and if they mind being on the site. It's SO cool that people find themselves. The thing is your site isn't about taking the piss out of people. It's just not a nasty site. It's cool.

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pep, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:04, archived)

but i did call him posh

but then, he is

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isthisyou?, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:17, archived)

He's probably

taking it as a compliment.

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bob dinosaur, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:26, archived)

result!

I wish the site (or even the innernet) was going when I found an entire pack of Hindu wedding photos from the 1970s in the street in Watford in the 90s. I reckoned someone had gone for some reprints and then dropped them.

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Staticgirl, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:22, archived)

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:38, archived)

No no no

you've got that shadow all wrong. It looks like a crab.

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shindig, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:40, archived)

where's

the helicopter? and shark?
did this win awards?

(nice pic btw)

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dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:46, archived)

there

is something about crabs I find innately funny..
dunno what it is.
Woo, yay, houpla and SHE-BANG!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:51, archived)

little buggers they r

cool piccy

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 12 Sep 2002, 0:03, archived)

Any other b3ta-bods CI residents?

Or am I the furthest south British b3tan?

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:34, archived)

CI?

is that cornwall? I'm in Southampton, the southernmost point on the planet

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:37, archived)

Channel Islands

is my guess.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:39, archived)

and almost as beautiful as Portsmouth

(Mattyboy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:40, archived)

Channel Islands

I'm a welshman who found himself marooned in Guernsey.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:48, archived)

Piffle!

Southampton? That's north of the SouthDowns! In my book that makes you northern, ('Over dem there hills' like).

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naughty_boy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:50, archived)

munkton

cool, where in southampton,
im from soton, tho live and work in london.. still got my season ticket at stmarys :)

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timothy claypole, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:53, archived)

I live about 5 mins from St Marys

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:59, archived)

No idea where Cl is

but if it's a Channel Island reference then you might well be.

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shindig, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:39, archived)

unless we have any from the Malvinas

(Mattyboy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:42, archived)

Oi!

Falklands! Get the name right.

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bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:45, archived)

aye.

we didn't fight that war for nothing. oh. hang on...

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stouffer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:48, archived)

I think there was a principle at stake

rather than a desire to keep a tiny godforsaken spot a nothingness.

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bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:51, archived)

the principle of re-election I think...

don't get me started

(Mattyboy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:52, archived)

Don't forget

the mineral and fishing rights

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Uncle Joe, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:58, archived)

or the

Halley Antarctic Base

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Newington, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:46, archived)

I'm in the Falklands

thats probly the farthest south british island

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:47, archived)

south

georgia!
ice station 3 - insemination and incubation team (albatross division)

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:49, archived)

Feeling a bit satirical today guys 'n gals

(Geebo, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:33, archived)

Is this

a sarcophagus?

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christhebarker, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:33, archived)

Hahahahaha

\/\/oo yay!

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Newington, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:34, archived)

Sorry....

done before?? Or is it too stoopid?

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Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:32, archived)

was gonna do this

but while looking for the movie poster, this cam up and is far better then what i would have done.

Clicky Woo

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:30, archived)

To foil the cat burglars...

You need a bigger cat...

/coat + hat

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:30, archived)

/worries on the doorstep

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:33, archived)

Took me a minute...

but me likey lots!
W/Y/H!

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galanthis, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:39, archived)

9/11 Tribute

Frank Sinatra was driving the plane....
www.cartelcommunique.co.uk/frank/frank.mov

(cartelmike, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:29, archived)

Brilliant. Totally superb.

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hanrahan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:42, archived)

sure
have
seen
that...

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:49, archived)

probably

heard it. The sound is cassetteboy, the visuals are cartel.

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AndyK, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:00, archived)

Err...

Think someone posted it on the board last night..
Still it is absolute class!

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galanthis, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:07, archived)

I think the mp3 was in the

newsletter a couple of months back.

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Craymen, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:20, archived)

Oh man

that's good :)

Brilliant stuff on that site :)

(SausageOfDoom, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:47, archived)

you cartel guys....

you, you genii.

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partychancer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:49, archived)

genii

x 3.145
=
cartel. Rock on you crazy diamonds.

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Alfie, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:54, archived)

top

notch...

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raw-edge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:50, archived)

That's

fucking ace.

(tomsk, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:53, archived)

what really happened

(sorry)
sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:29, archived)

I am thick

don't get it

(cheekyweasel I did a sick in your shoes, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:40, archived)

what room

do you think Superman is sitting in?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:50, archived)

me either

i am fick

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new_matt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:54, archived)

Laughed despite myself

I came into work today without realising the heinous clothing faux-pas of wearing a Tshirt with the word Kamikaze emblazoned across it in big red letters on today of all days...
oops

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christhebarker, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:40, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!

well done sir! you should have done that on purpose anyway, perhaps your unconscious telling you something. hes on t'toilet cheeky weasel.

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Alfie, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:49, archived)

Yes true

Where were all the superheroes?

(Alienboy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:46, archived)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa x many.

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Your Mum, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:01, archived)

Superman

I'm a n00b here and a farker. Hello to everyone.

He's recovering and will be here soon to save the day.
www.thecarolinachannel.com/sh/health/stories/health-165917720020910-100939.html?treets=gs&tml=gs_12pm&ts=T&tmi=gs_12pm_1801_11000109102002

(Affy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:30, archived)

gnopsgirl was leader of the gang

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:21, archived)

Computer Arts

eh?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:23, archived)

yeah...

two weeks without the interweb in the evening, I potatoshopped all those dodgy stock pics, they're in last nights spaz

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:25, archived)

Computer Arts

has stock pics? I thought they just had links to stock pic companies...

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helmetcream, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:31, archived)

It had a cd

attached to it with a few piccies in it a few months ago.
That was one of them.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:34, archived)

it was a potatoshop special

there was about 20 or so pics on the CD

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:35, archived)

hurrah

for gnopsing

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curry monster, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:28, archived)

bikini bandits

100% confirmed to head over to the UK.

watch this space

.

(doktored, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:17, archived)

Nope,

nothing there yet.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:18, archived)

yay

i like the bikini bandits. they have nice boobies.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:19, archived)

Aha,

that calls for a...

Nope, not gonna do it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:20, archived)

oh go on

that bloke rules.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:22, archived)

nah,

I'm gonna have to make some more soon.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:24, archived)

make more -

they're really cool - you should have a section for them on the lumpy site too I reckon.

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pep, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:39, archived)

I have them on my web page

which is here. There in the Animation section under the Ward 69 heading.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:41, archived)

your animations are brill

i could watch the saucy nurse for hours, and the parsley thing is fab

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mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:46, archived)

Cheers.

I like the parsley things as well.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:49, archived)

looking

at a TV series.

(doktored, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:46, archived)

For what,

the Ward 69 things? If I could come up with a few more characters, get a plot, and make some nice long Flah anims then yes, that would be lovely.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:48, archived)

just spent

ten minutes, trying to get my head around that...

i ment Bandito's

(doktored, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:52, archived)

What,

sorry.
Sometimes these threads get a bit confusing.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:54, archived)

did somebody say

hoo hoos

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hal9000 sme, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:23, archived)

Do they have realistic

jigglemation?

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bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:31, archived)

Jiggle boobies

Shameless plug: said boobies are available on my site: www.mrsheep.20m.com

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:35, archived)

ladies, corey, jello biafro and more.

(doktored, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:40, archived)

Jello Biafra yeah!

Fuck the DK's for what they did to him.

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helmetcream, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:55, archived)

back to basics

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:16, archived)

he got sent off for cannibalism

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munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:14, archived)

lol

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:15, archived)

woo

I cant see him without thinking of that film!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:18, archived)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:10, archived)

Awww

They're making a lovely heart shape.

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bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:10, archived)

Yay!

flamingo..

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Kaiser, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:11, archived)

oi!

you lookin' at my bird?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:11, archived)

hahaha

you funny. But why you no at college?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:12, archived)

Who are you?

His Mum?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:13, archived)

but I am my mums mums mums mums mums mum

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:15, archived)

alright

stan

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:38, archived)

mmmmmmm

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:05, archived)

heh heh heh

who is that guy? he looks like andy warhol.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:08, archived)

.it is

my andy whorehole didnt go down to well'
so hes got to go somewhere

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:12, archived)

John

Major?

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youknowyouloveit, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:12, archived)

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary

(dognutz, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:05, archived)

upon the door I heard a whistel

excuse spellin

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:06, archived)

i love

boris

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:10, archived)

that's weird

he thinks you are a cock.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:11, archived)

You're

frankenphile?

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Kaiser, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:12, archived)

becker

(crazymum, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:13, archived)

Last Joke of a kitten.

(superhari, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:03, archived)

Ohhh hhooooo

I like that. heh!

(RobotDan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:13, archived)

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