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# soon i will be king of the crappy animations


*time between frames changed*
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:06, archived)
# nice
maybe reduce the time between frames a bit?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:08, archived)
# hokay
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:08, archived)
# Godzilla on a motherfucking stepmaster!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:08, archived)
# get samuel L Jackson on the phone right now!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:12, archived)
# I can't,
you're not allowed phones on planes. Especially not motherfucking ones.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:21, archived)
# Raptor tipping? Sounds just as unsafe to me.
Woo!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:11, archived)
# GOJIRA!
 
*runs*
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:15, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:22, archived)
# supplies
hahaha
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 3:21, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Is it bedtime yet?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:00, archived)
# Hehehe
nice.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:01, archived)
# hahaa
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:03, archived)
# click
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:04, archived)
# like it!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:04, archived)
# *click*
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:06, archived)
# arf
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:47, archived)
# +)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:46, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:46, archived)
# #4 profit
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:48, archived)
# arf!
 
Cute.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:50, archived)
# This is a special cat
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:53, archived)
# Arf! [bang] wrooo-urk!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:55, archived)
# FEED ME A PUPPY
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:16, archived)
#
 

 
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 3:30, archived)
# ouch
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Punchline?
EDIT: Actually, if i worked for Bugatti i would be hiring a hitman right now.
What a fucking twat of a mongoloid cuntspazzing monglicking fartwhang of a driver.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:41, archived)
# This^
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Good.
I hope he got fucking hurt too.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:42, archived)
# 100% fact
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:42, archived)
# ha, silly cunt
100mph in london, where?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:43, archived)
# He lost this beast
In rain in a 40 zone. What a fucking idiot.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:50, archived)
# He also (Look at that) turned the key to take the wing in and unlock all 1001hp
In a 40 zone. In the rain.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 3:20, archived)
# The two-tone bodywork
makes it look rather like a smartcar.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:44, archived)
# And the tree imprint makes it look like the worlds most expensive lump of useless alloy.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:45, archived)
# yup
haahaahaaa
apparently the insurance on these says that you are not allowed to drive them in the rain or the policy is null and void!!!!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:46, archived)
# The tires
Are too wide to offer decent grip on the road.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:54, archived)
# That makes me go hahaha
and I WANT THAT CAR!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:44, archived)
# Is that not from not the nine o'clock news?
"Designed by computers, built by robots, driven by Italians"
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:47, archived)
# now you mention it...tis similar
Part from the veyron is entirely hand made by humans and driven by southern morons.
(present company excused)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:49, archived)
# Well
There are only 69 left now.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:55, archived)
# sexy
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:58, archived)
# the old switch a roo
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:29, archived)
# Hehehehe
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Drill her!
Arf!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:31, archived)
# I imagine a Claims Direct Bug to be hovering somewhere nearby.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:33, archived)
# IT'S A TRANNYBUG!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:00, archived)
# Let there be summer, and sea!


Click for Big

Oh and as a little PS, this place makes me crack up all over the place.
I am just glad no one seems to mind my serene-wallpaper-weird-artsy things, as I like sharing them...

I am actually somewhat funny, or so I am told, (shrugs) and I occasionally get hired to do stand-up comedy, but for some reason,
my wit and pictures, well, rarely combine... *sigh*
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:17, archived)
# I know the feeling.
Except not the bit about being funny.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:19, archived)
# I quite like this.
Well done.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:21, archived)
# lovely stuff
i've never been funny in my life, ask my ex wife
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:22, archived)
# smile!
nice pics. Stick with them
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:23, archived)
# awww...thank you
*kiss
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:52, archived)
# bibble.. pibble.. bibble..


Goodnight you saucy FUCKS!

*loves in the FACE*
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:15, archived)
# What a shaky bastard.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:16, archived)
# Except for you
You are saucy, but not a fuck...

GAZ me later, and come bring your pasty arse over here and meet some chicks!


CHICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Chicks are now out of the question for me I'm afraid,
Unless I have a sudden burning desire to have my genitals re-arranged.

For I am now no longer in the land of the single. Actually, I haven't been for the last year and a half...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:20, archived)
# Jealous boyfriend, huh.
 
That's a bitch.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:21, archived)
# You can't resist can you?


Actually, sir, I'll have you know it's a female. A REAL female. Of the species Homo Sapiens.

Proof!: a969.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/54/l_3dac8ae951b2fdd1221740e69c4d5e28.jpg
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:23, archived)
# I had just come offstage after a rather epic gig, hence the sweaty appearance.
I just thought I'd clarify that.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:24, archived)
# You've actually got better-looking in the last couple of years.
 
SUCH IS THE POWER OF RAWRK.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:26, archived)
# It's probably because I stopped being such a mopey little fucker.
And actually did some growing up.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:26, archived)
# I AM IMPUGNING UR SEXUALITY LOL
 
; )
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:24, archived)
# U R TEH ANTI-GAY!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:25, archived)
# DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:26, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:27, archived)
# Admittedly, not for some years now.
 
BUT I SAY UNTO YOU I COULD HAVE MY PICK OF THE MAN MEAT.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:28, archived)
# oo, its a regular old old skool b3tan reunion gong on here...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:28, archived)
# Old?

Bugger.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:34, archived)
# Well,
maybe not that old, but it does disturb me somewhat when I visit the board from time to time and don't recognise anyone at all. And they're all more talented than me.

I remember when all this was teletext.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:36, archived)
# Cattlegrid!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:19, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:24, archived)
# for StickFigureNinja


as always this little jig hornpipe will help you enjoy the experience a little more, but feel free to suggest your own

edit: bed now...zzzzzz
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:50, archived)
# hahaha
although that's a hornpipe, not a jig
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:51, archived)
# done
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:52, archived)
# not often that a folk musician gets to be a pedant
hurrah
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:53, archived)
# my pleasure sir
:-)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:00, archived)
# not all good news though...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:05, archived)
# broken linky?
but if you are linking to the picture i think you are linking to - i agree :(
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:13, archived)
# copy & paste the link
they seem to have blocked referrals from b3ta.com
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:15, archived)
# yep
that's the one...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:16, archived)
# Get your finger out of your blasted ear.
I've been overdosing on The Fairport Convention today and a bit of Black Bud, which is not as good.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:04, archived)
# I'm a big Swarbrick fan
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Speaking of music,
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:09, archived)
# most impressive
that's pretty cool
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Created using only a wah pedal, some reverb and an affinity for the creatures of the sea...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:12, archived)
# FASTER!!!!


and with FEELING!

P.S. WOULD, ALL of them, especially the gent with the huge head.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:58, archived)
# the universe might explode at that speed
be careful
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:59, archived)
# 1.21 GIGAWATTS!
Great Scott!!!!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:03, archived)
# Agreed.
Except for the one with glasses. She can fuck off.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:01, archived)
# howdy Tom!
Nah, I'd pretty much do her too.

Right across the glasses...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:03, archived)
# Hey man, how goes it?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Gets better. Gets worse...
You know how it is. Did you hear that I was in your country not too long ago?

Oh CRAP! I have to make a cut out for Pachey!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:11, archived)
# No man,
What was that for? Did you come over for a bash?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Just for laughs and a visit
Stayed in London and I went to the Christmas bash.

Mostly /talk people there, but it was still great to meet alot of them.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Yeah, B3ta bashes are always gonna be fun.
I'll never forget the legendary Edinb3ta bash I went to with Supermoore. Easily one of the most fun weekends of my entire life.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:18, archived)
# blue peter
were never like that in my day
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:58, archived)
# i watched this through the whole song
Egg-celent

edit: these folks love the tune as well
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:00, archived)
# wOoOoOoO
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:11, archived)
# that fits so well with
havent got a clue, by the flaming lips.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:20, archived)
# HICKADOOLAH!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:29, archived)
# I haven't tried it with your song
but it's going well with: Louis XIV - God Killed The Queen.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:04, archived)
# tries...
works, but it's much better with the hornpipe
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Agreed.
:D
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Hornpipe? Well, it gave me the horn.
Would.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:07, archived)
# one last post



oooh artifacty
damn you!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:46, archived)
# lovely!
nice dragon
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:49, archived)
# Barbed cock tail!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:50, archived)
# your artifacts (they're not that noticeable, but)
you could get a decent filesize as png or gif with reduced colours, couldn't you?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:01, archived)
# woo!
 

(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:03, archived)
# harharhar!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:04, archived)
# woo!
to that
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:06, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:45, archived)
# I like this.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:46, archived)
# Good lord.
That's funny.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:46, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha

someone employ me and give me money so i don't have to buy value tampons !
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:46, archived)
# but they've hardly got a celebrity price tag.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:47, archived)
# hahahaha
but i'm really poor and unemployedish and life would be great if i knew about horses because thats the only bloody jobs going in the friday ad. god i hate horses.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:49, archived)
# oh.
*hides gift magazine*
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:50, archived)
# I FUCKING HATE THAT FUCKING STUPID FUCKING SHITTY FUCKING ADVERT.
YOU CAN TAKE YOUR FUCKING PENTAPEPTIDES AND CRAM THEM UP YOUR FUCKING ARSE, YOU IRRITATING SHINY FREAK BITCH.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:50, archived)
# nadine faggot or whatever she's called is a modern day virgin mary
just in this case it's not virgin births, she just doesn't age..very godly.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:51, archived)
# Its the way she fucking speaks...
..."High tech, aging ingredients"...

Why the fucking pause?

PentaPEPtides...

Why the fucking enunciation?

ARGGGH, just thnking about it makes me want to brutally stab someone to death.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:53, archived)
# I think the hottest new anti-ageing inredients around are...
Pentapeptides.

Good! I hope they're so fucking hot they fucking burn your nasty face.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Just fucking thinking about it makes me want to smash my head through the screen and eat her soul....
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:03, archived)
# haha
I'd like to stab her in the face with a hammer then use her brains to make soup for the homeless at the local shelter.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:07, archived)
# I'd like to nail her arms to a transit van
then drive it off a cliff.

I'd like to pour sand in her bed, and then kill her pets with a shovel.

I'd like to push her into a skip full of wasps.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:10, archived)
# good idea
I reckon we should pour sand in her bed then kill all her pets with a shovel, nail her arms to a transit van then drive it off a cliff into a skip full of wasps if there's anything left I'll stab her in the face with hammers and use her brains to make soup for the homeless at the local shelter, then you can eat her soul.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:14, archived)
# Sounds like a plan.
I shall fetch the keys to the van...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:15, archived)
# haha
And that fucking debt advert "GET OUT OF THE RED AND INTO THE BLACK" THE FUCKING RED'S GOING TO BE POURING OUT YOUR FUCKING EYES IF I GET HOLD OF YOU! YOU SHIT CHURNING SPAZBADGER!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:55, archived)
# And that fucking other one,
"Her skin was so radiant we didn't need to shoot the commerical..."


Who are you fucking kidding? It's blatantly obvious she's a fucking actor, and that this was some shitty idea thought up by some overpaid marketing cunt. Don't insult my intelligence by even trying to fucking pass her off as a real person, you SACK OF BASTARDS.

On top of which, she looks like she's had fucking cooking oil poured all over her. Since when was healthy skin fucking greasy looking enough to lube engine parts with?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Maybe here's an idea for an Image challenge:
Twist those smug bastard faces of adverts and make them BLEED
(esp. the 'let's get a loan' ads which are convieniently followed by 'are you in horrific debt let's just extend the payments and charge you more' ads


Oh, did you know he's not BARRY SCOTT? His name's really Neil Burgess.
The lying twunt - if he's lying about his name HOW THEN CAN WE BELIEVE THAT THE DIRT IS REALY GONE??!!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:21, archived)
# hahahaha
Impressive.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:46, archived)
# Haha
CLICK!!!!!!!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:47, archived)
# SIOP
Arf!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:47, archived)
# ouch!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:49, archived)
# hehe
Clicks
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:51, archived)
# sends to zoo
wins ipod

burns ipod cos they're shit
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:51, archived)
# Hahaha,
This is Brillness :D
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:59, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:59, archived)
# oooo ouch
crosses legs
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:05, archived)
# oh yes! - (Better than my old one!)
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)
# made me larf
first pic in about 5 months
well done
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Heh :)
Looky what I found by accident today though :)
vares.ircnet.ee/tampax.jpg
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 20:32, archived)
# night
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:32, archived)
# Goodnight you scary cunt,
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:34, archived)
# he's as scary as a wet turd
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:34, archived)
# *shudders
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:35, archived)
# you'd hide
and then expose yourself for fucking red hot action
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:39, archived)
# ahaaahaha
damn, you got a great expression in the cocks eyes somehow
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:07, archived)
# Do it! Do it hard!
Woo!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:34, archived)
# haha :D
MASSIVE COCK I DEMAND YOU EAT RIBENA MAN HAS AN INCORRECT CENTER OF GRAVITY!1!!1!111!!1!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:35, archived)
# have fun
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:36, archived)
# hahahaha night night !
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Hamusing.
In other news, cunt a fucking shit on your face, I'm back.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:43, archived)
# But it wasn't a rock...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:44, archived)
# Eh?
What are you cunting on about?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:45, archived)
# IT WAS A ROCK LOBSTER!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:48, archived)
# Oh I see.
Lobsters.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:49, archived)
# hhhm might want to go to the doctor about that
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:54, archived)
# best 2 replies eveeeeeeer !
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:50, archived)
# Eh?
The boards gone fucking mad...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:51, archived)
# song lyrics..
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:52, archived)
# The times, they are a-changing...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:55, archived)
# Shameless 800th post stolen repost SPECTACULAR
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Goodnight B3ta.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Goodnight!
dream of tits
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Sweet dreams, darling.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:22, archived)
# night
etc.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:23, archived)
# C'ya
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Where's your identification?!
 
woo!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:21, archived)
# You dont need to see my identification
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:22, archived)
# I don't need to see your identification.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:23, archived)
# *waves hand*
Now fuck right off
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:23, archived)
# hang on...
..now I think about it I did need to see his identification.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:27, archived)
# Already in the cantina mate, get with the times...
I fuced your clone sister 12 parsecs ago...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:28, archived)
# I was first!
hehehe...I autocompleted the message subject
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:31, archived)
# ....wha...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:36, archived)
# errr
I started to put in a subject but it autocompleted so I thought I'd leave it.

looking at it now it makes me look a bit weird...sorry :)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:48, archived)
# My new favourite photo ever:
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:26, archived)
# This... This i love!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:26, archived)
# wow
that is all
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:28, archived)
# the pirate makes it
I was going to do something in photoship, but decided it was perfect as it is.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:30, archived)
# There was a pirate there?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:31, archived)
# *sigh*
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:35, archived)
# i feel dirty
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:28, archived)
# is that you
in the pirate suit then?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:32, archived)
# It's just too perfect
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:29, archived)
# would.
Pirate included.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Fantastic :)
Did you see this yesterday? It's not mine, I found it ages ago and just got around to posting it.
www.mofaha.com/b3ta/scaredchildwithrabbit.jpg
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:31, archived)
# with the combined power of our photos
we could rule the world!
or atleast Sidcup.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:33, archived)
# Bunny rape is not funny
I would shop it, but cant be arsed.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:36, archived)
# lol...always funny
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:37, archived)
# Heh. I was gonna link to that.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:34, archived)
# hmmmm.....
wouldnt, would, would, would, would, have, would, have, tranny, would, would, tranny (still would though), have, would.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:34, archived)
# That made me smile and giggle
I shall refer to the sensation as smiggling.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:28, archived)
# *adopts for daily use*
The word, not you
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:29, archived)
# BRN!
Pfft!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Hehe
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:32, archived)
# GET OUT!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:34, archived)
# Ok, i'll go
but im not shutting the door behind me.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:35, archived)
# Yay
*stares at buttocks*
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:38, archived)
# Groan...
Should've seen it coming...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:36, archived)
# ....
just....
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:38, archived)
# And since I've been farting about with vectors...


Click for bigger (118KB)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:20, archived)
# that's nice
vectors are ace
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:24, archived)
# lovely
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:26, archived)
# Now I shall sound like a giant pleb...
but how do I add an second image to the thread?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:28, archived)
# Just put the url in your post
like

img title="I use cr3ation hosting. You should too!" src="http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/b3ta/jpg/droids.jpg"/
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:30, archived)
# Muchos
Gracias :)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Edit it in that post or reply to yourself.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:30, archived)
# Good go!
Woo
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:28, archived)
# nice
woo
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:29, archived)
# And for the follow up:
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

EDIY: It is only 161k but bloody photobucket takes ages to resize...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:34, archived)
# Get in the airplane?
/unsure of procedure blog
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:44, archived)
# i was gonna morph it, but
meh...


Click for bigger (213KB)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:20, archived)
# Shopped images only please
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:21, archived)
# hmmm.
would, have, wouldn't with yours
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:21, archived)
# I've pointed it at better looking porcelain.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:22, archived)
# hahaha :D
bastard, you win :D
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:25, archived)
# KILL THEM ALL......KILL THEM ALL
NOW
with fire and sulphuric acid.
I'm having my fuckingsupper...fo fucksakes
NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:22, archived)
# And still on here
*bows*
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:23, archived)
# I recognise these three!
Paris Hilton, Scary Spice, Annie Lennox

hmmm... this smells like a plot...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:23, archived)
# Nope, sorry, that was me..
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:24, archived)
# every M/F faceswap is Annie Lennox
Pffft!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:24, archived)
# *kills with fire and hammers*
 
Nice 'shop, though.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:24, archived)
# thank you
i never realized what a fatty John Travolta is getting to be. His neck is larger than one of my thighs
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:26, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:31, archived)
# A new IT educational poster

for schools and colleges coutrywide!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:15, archived)
# But, but,
that's a . . .
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:15, archived)
# go on, spit it out
or do you swallow?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:19, archived)
# swift
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:20, archived)
# more swallows
means less storks
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:11, archived)
# I prefer the floppy over the hard
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:16, archived)
# That's a very small 8-10"
Bet the girls are all the disapointed when they see it.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:17, archived)
# wow
eeee
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:17, archived)
# floppy disc and a Linn turntable?
woo
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:17, archived)
# floppy discs aren't 3.5"
they're 5.25" as any fuel kno
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:19, archived)
# get with the times, dude
these days it's all about the A:.
and would it be wrong of me to say that you're *ahem* overcompensating a little because you're impressed with my 8 - 10?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:22, archived)
# <--------------------------->
this is 6 inches
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:19, archived)
# ...what screen resolution are you using?!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:21, archived)
# 320x240
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:24, archived)
# Makes sense....
How is b3ta looking from there
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:25, archived)
# he wouldn't know
he's only ever seen as far as 'B3t' before it goes off the edge of the screen, so he took it as an instruction.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:26, archived)
# Hehehe, looks like some casino site from there...
1024 x 768... my new years resolution
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:27, archived)
# whichever one
makes my cock look bigger...



(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:27, archived)
# what about this?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:20, archived)
# It's slower
And has no memory
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:26, archived)
# Where's the flash drive
But a woo from me !
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:21, archived)
# LIES
Both are 3.5"
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:23, archived)
# I strongly suggest
that you figure out a way to make a 280px wide version of this and repost it.
It get my click anyway :)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:04, archived)
# oh god
no....really....I didn't want to...



going to bed now
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:11, archived)
# No wonder he died
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:11, archived)
# Wood.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:11, archived)
# Complete your training you must.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:12, archived)
# have
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:18, archived)
# ha ha ha he has one of these...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:12, archived)
# what is he sitting on?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:13, archived)
# your mum

(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:28, archived)
# then what am I sitting on
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:30, archived)
# YOUR mum

(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Did it sunday but had to wait until newbie tuesday...


EDIT: Please tell me it's not a bindun...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Seen that done before...
not as vibrant as this though... i likes it...

(watched this last night)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:11, archived)
# Sorry to piss on your bonfire
But it's bindun.
But you get a big woo and yay for effort, nicely done.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:11, archived)
# Flaming is a new trick for a robot
respond.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:12, archived)
# i knew it would have been...
Ahh blx...

back to the drawing board :)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:12, archived)
# This is really rather good.
The i-whatever wagon has been done to a point where i doubt there is anything left which works, but this is well executed and has much hummus.

Woo.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:12, archived)
# A bandwagon, wrapped in an in-joke, stupid on the side
 

 
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:15, archived)
# You win everything
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:16, archived)
# except this...
and possibly that... but certainly everything else.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:19, archived)
# No cheese
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:23, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:24, archived)
# Ok, some cheese, but no crackers..
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:25, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^^^^^
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:35, archived)
# i- rape school girls
people didn't like too much
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:15, archived)
# That would get front page says me
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:17, archived)
# "SURPRISE"
 

 
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:18, archived)
# literally
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:26, archived)
# bindun hard
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:13, archived)
# It is a bindun
But this is till really top, so take 3 moneys
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:13, archived)
# iKnow
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:14, archived)
# welcome
ipod posts have all been done, nice work tho
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:13, archived)
# Has someone done and iBelAir?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:14, archived)
# iFresh
was done. Not sure by who tho.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:46, archived)
# It would have to be shockingly original not to have been "i'd"

(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:15, archived)
# Mystery woman part 2


First one to correctly guess her identity gets a free bumgravy biscuit.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:04, archived)
# dame helen mirren of sexy pance.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:05, archived)
# Wheeee!
*awards biscuit*
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Kirsten Dunst
or still renee
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:05, archived)
# I want to see her other parts*
*May not be true
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:05, archived)
# with eyes that wrinkled
i don't
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:06, archived)
# BABS, IT'S FUCKING BANS I TELL YOU
BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, cunt, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS, BABS,
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:07, archived)
#
 

 
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:17, archived)
# someone old
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:09, archived)
#
BABS
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Ollie Williams
Lady's Old!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:10, archived)
# i know it is old


i just had to do one to get it out my systen don't judge me i am only human
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:53, archived)
# *fingers in ears*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:54, archived)
# fresh
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Or not as the case may be
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:56, archived)
# needs more dice, homey
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Hidden Dice makes me angry
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Sorry to sound overly negative,
but this is cock.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Correct...just the right amount of negative
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:58, archived)
# why are noobs so angry at other noobs?
did you get a hard time whrn you first posted?
edit/ ah it seems you know this un
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:59, archived)
# I dont know, cant remember... will check..
plus i know this guy... second best mate.. hates me for saying it...

tbh i egged him on to do it lol

edit: www.b3ta.com/board/6539484
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:01, archived)
# No,
but I didn't post a bel air picture.

I ignored enough people when it started, I am tired of having so to do, it's not a meme, it's just shit

So I'm a n00b, so what?

/arsey n00b blog
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:01, archived)
# christ manley you like a row
i was not talking to you, the shop is fine, he/she has tried, let it alone
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:03, archived)
# it is good quality for the BW as well
not forget that lol
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:05, archived)
# The bull's eye is quite cool.
But I hate it.

All of it.

Everything.

Dave the Hat is a cunt!

You're all cunts!

Archie's a Cunt!

I'm a Cunt.

SSG is a Cunt!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Cunt
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:10, archived)
# you've given up
what is the matter with you? are you weak? can you not cope anymore?



cunt
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:12, archived)
# fuck you
donkey cock.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:21, archived)
# the will smith shp behind the glass is better than most peoples efforts
come on, enjoy new people
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:58, archived)
# You have a good soul, you know that
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:59, archived)
# i do
i like new people, they make b3ta
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:00, archived)
# I hate everyone.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:02, archived)
# apart from when you don't
christ, i upset everyone by having ago at dth
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:05, archived)
# When was this?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:06, archived)
# And by extension, everyone hates you.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:05, archived)
# It's a good working arrangement.
I like it a lot.

(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:07, archived)
# *doesnt sponser*
How is that going btw
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:07, archived)
# I have done no training at all and it is going to hurt like fuck.
I might try and go for a run on the beach tomorrow, but we'll see.

The smallest external Manley is ill, so it depends on that a bit.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:10, archived)
# *afraid to ask*
is that refering to a child or a penis
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:13, archived)
# child
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:20, archived)
# Including me?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:06, archived)
# You have to be somebody for me to hate you.
Miss Ethel?

You aren't an illustrator by any chance?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:08, archived)
# ..Nope...
and proud to be a nobody
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:09, archived)
# shocking
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:56, archived)
# THS SUX
ITZ SHIT AND SUX COX ALL DAI LONG U FOOL GO PHUCK YURSLEF...

Na just kidding, you out thursday?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Yay Tuesday!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:00, archived)
# It is ironic that you posted that on Wednesday.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:02, archived)
# grrrrrrr.............
by 1 second
fuckityfucksticks
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Hahaha, great eye
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:07, archived)
# talking about old bandwagons
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:04, archived)
# GOLF SALE
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:11, archived)
# Work those legs! Welcome...if you survive!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Love that pic
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:08, archived)
# That's lovely!
 
I particularly like the party hat.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:19, archived)
# DAMN, SON
 

 
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:12, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:15, archived)
# mongychops guide to eating in africa

there's no need to starve
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:53, archived)
# What! No Rump!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:53, archived)
# ew
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Slimy, yet...satisfying.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:56, archived)
# hello
again ;)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:57, archived)
# YOU!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:03, archived)
# the greatest gift they'll get this year
...is flies?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:05, archived)

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