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# My first vector in a while - I can't decide whether to add detail or not.


(It's me trying to show my then 4 year old godson how to throw gang signs)



(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# i bet he can't throw 'em like jakob

woo to your vector
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Sometimes they look nicer left simple.
Depends how much more detail you're planning on adding.
I think it's rather woo as it is :D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# no need, I'll do it for you
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Devils horns only for my little girls
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:10, archived)
# I would not want them ending up on a music video like
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:21, archived)
# rock out little one
rock out hard!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Hey Zank
Hows things?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# slowly but surely
just keeping the head above water - yourself?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Woo
Rock on little people.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Sorry

/relurk
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# SHOOP DA WOOP!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# sorry
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Hmmm, could've have added a single silver glove.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] This took longer than you think.


Click for bigger (376KB)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# SPLIFF ON A PICTURE
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# standard b3ta spliff
on a picture
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# this is not a standrard b3ta spliff on a picture
this is an oak aged b3ta spliff on a picture, covered in 37 layers of creamery butter....
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# ah, the creamery butt
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# ZOMG!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# THIS TOOK ABOUT 400 YEARS
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# WE ALL HAD TO WAIT UNTIL YOU WERE BORN SO YOU COULD ADD THE SPLIFF
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# IT'S THE PROPHECY
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# AND NOW THE WORLD WILL END
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# WE MUST NOT SPEAK OF THIS UNTIL IT IS TOO LATE. IT'S THE PROPHECY.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# YOU CANNOT SPEAK OF THE PROPHECY UNTIL IT IS FULFILLED
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO TAKE A SHIT IN 17 YEARS.
I LOOK FORWARD TO THIS.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# THE PROPHECY FORETELLS OF IT!
(and it knew you'd say that!)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# oh thank f*k for that.
saves me doing the bathroom tiling at least.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# EVERYTHING IS TEMPORARY. NOTHING IS PERMANENT. THE ONLY CONSTANT IS CHANGE.
YOUR TILING CAN WAIT.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# DO NOT SPEAK OF THIS
OR YOU SHALL BE DOMMED TO GROUT FOREVERMORE
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Fool!
you'll tile the bathroom of HELL for all ETERNITY except for bank holidays where you'll be sent to the B&Q of HELL to get more GROUT
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# and lo, the carpark shall be full
and you shall have to park far far away and lug many recepticles of grout over much distance while the tortured cries of the tormented doth chide you to distraction and the impish children of the fallen doth 'want to go home' for they be 'bored'
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# YOU DO NOT SPEAK OF THIS NOW. DO NOT. STOP. NO YOU DO NOT.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# and yay, though the bank holiday it be
shine not doth the sun down upon ye, and no light nor sustinance shall ease thy load, burdened as it is by the forgetfullness of the grouting implements which require ye to run once more the gauntlet of B&Q and the mirthless assistance harpies who doth scratch and wail and chatter incessantly about your past indispcrepancies and lies, heaped high upon you by your failings in the eys of The Lord. And yay, once you have crashed hard the forlourn boat of your trolley upon the jagged cliffs of the checkout and battled the stange things you find there, no sollace shall you receive as you are sent whence to Ikea, for no reason at all, to wander incessantly with the zombifeid remains of long forgotten friends and loved ones... until the end of time. Amen.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# OH YOU'VE ONLY GONE AND BLOODY DONE IT NOW
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# REPENT SINNER
THE DAY OF THY JUDGEMENT BE CLOSE TO HAND!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:05, archived)
# So
2 seconds?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Stoner Lisa?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Yay for spliffs
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] last one for teh time being
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Haha!



(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Go poncy Frodo!
whip those stick peoples!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I can think of 5 reasons why I want to punch that chubby bastard.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Do tell
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Are they...?
1. Using dog as tiny horse
2. Laying the smackdown on said dog?
3. Fat
4. Bad hair
5. What the fuck is he wearing?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Vegas
Elvis?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ning.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# pffft
yay
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Ahaha!
This weeks compo simply wins my internets.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Pfffft
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning all...
.

.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# isn't he/she/it a little young
to be fondling Nuts?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# No right said Fred
no-right
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# INTERESTING FACT: I ACTUALLY AM TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Ghengis Khan-
I am too sexy for my yurt
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Russia isn't ready yet
for Fred
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# IN RUSSIA...
SHIRT IS TOO SEXY FOR FRED
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# THIS IS TRUE
SO AM I
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# ONE TIME I STARTED DISCO DANCING AND I BECAME TOO SEXY FOR MY BODY.
I WAS IN HOSPITAL FOR 6 MONTHS.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I made a little turntable
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# with a squared of
deck
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# you could
corner a whole new market!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# pffft
corner
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Revised version, thanks p3te


And Happy b3taday In Vino Veritas :-)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:22, archived)
# haha
cringingly woo!


( my mrs keeps trying to throw my Corby press out, she has a point until I point out she's never going to iron my trousers ).
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:24, archived)
# if they're not made in Northaptonshire
then by EU law you can't call them a Corby press anymore shurely?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# You have to apply for a ruling for those sorts of things.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Or call it a Corby-style trouser press
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# aha, like
Orange Flavour Drink (Sunny D) instead of 'orange drink'
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# pfft
They have never been made in Corby but by the Corby family so I can call it what I like, and I choose to call him Jim.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# It's worse than that
It's PLAID, Jim
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# And on that note
of crazyness I'm off to watch PotC world's end thingy. Can't beat a bit of Jack Sparrow.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# I thought PotC was in Happy Days
PotC as played by Anson Williams if I recall correctly
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Haha! Oh dear...
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# oh god :D
pfffft
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Is it my b3taday?
COR!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# happy b3taday!!!!
woot woot!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:43, archived)
# well that candle must be there for a reason duckling
(cue nunnery joke)

Hi there and be aware I've added myself in for your November Blackpool bash cos I can think of nothing nicer to do on my b'day weekend than to hang out with youses, even if it is in Blackpool.... :-)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Yay and hooray!
:D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# fortunately it is the week before Bill Bailey in Birmingham
so nobody can complain as I am taking my ex and daughter to see him, I have a 'Get Out Of Commitments Free' card for the previous weekend :-)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Happy birthing-day!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Happy b'tah day


(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:48, archived)
# #Happy B3taday to you#
#Happy B3ta day Happy B3taday to you# ...

*Does Stevie Wonder head dance*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# lol
and yet you've been a member of b3ta for one year, 11 months, and 30 days.

happy b3taday!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# happy b3taday IVV
*GLOMPS*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# YES IT IS. HAPPY.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# merry day!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:00, archived)
# bury may!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# ruby murray!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# That took me consierably longer than it should!
'lo RWH
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Great first post to see this morning
Can you put the tag line in the image for spammability?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# say again in more webspeak please??
watermark it or summat?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# The bit that says "Nixon was tired of being hounded by the press"
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# erm... not sure how you do that with PSP
is it an HTML string ting?

EDIT- Think I've cracked it, just addding in 'Title=' after the 'src', right? Thankx
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Like this
Edit: Like that ;¬)

Now it has legs
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# I got ye
reporting for spam duty sir... mind if I pinch this one and place it at the top of the thread please? I have to do the work on my laptop and then put it onto a memory card, run upstairs and upload it on the desktop otherwise...
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrf
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# INNURNET
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# yeahh,
they got some cool stuff on that innurnet

('Death' on Family Guy)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Punpunpunpunpun!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] AND ANOTHER......
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Well then
If this is a repost thread, mind if I slip this one in sideways? :)

CFB

And this...

CFB
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# That first one's
Brilliant!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# they are awesome
loved the first pic the first time around too :D
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Awesome
They're both ace but the first is my favourite, glad you reposted or I would never had seen these.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] and another.....
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Yowm a machine this morning, dude!
!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 9:41, archived)
# been moving house all last week
making up for lost time :)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Hah! nice one
woo!
and teh Mona below, also woo!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 9:47, archived)
# this is like Repost Sunday for me :)
or was that real post sunday?

/confusedblog
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 9:51, archived)
# I ain't seen 'em
so it dunt madder.

Edit:Bah, off to work!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Bah....already there.
:(
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Haha! Top!
360 eh? Bought one a few weeks ago.

You're in for a treat.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:14, archived)
# is taking ages to get the last few....
I cannae wait :D

Also can't wait for Mass Effect as well, looks fab.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Halo 3! Woooooooooo!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# plus that one from the writer of Final Fantasy...awww wassit called....
Lost Odyssey!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov4bOuHdf94

This looks AWESOME.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
[challenge entry] another rp for teh comp

Click for big.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 8:46, archived)
# Hahaha
That's bloody great!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 9:05, archived)
# pose and pull wistful faces WOMAN!
woo!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 9:06, archived)
# I'll tell your mum woman!


'ning all.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 9:33, archived)
# good 'ning :)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Oh dear:P
oh deary me
ooooooooh deeeeeeeear
sign
deary deay
that is all.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't go wrong with a bit of Mona
And have a woo for the inconvenience.


(, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# cool!
gigers original design for the facehugger looked more like the second pic! Nice one!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] hurrah, teh half-decent comp tiem!

'ning all :)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 8:00, archived)
# Ning!
That one was my favourite one of what that one is.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 8:03, archived)
# oh, glad to hear it :)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 8:05, archived)
# a kitten!
that robot thing looks like a grown-up, mutant wheel clamp.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 8:08, archived)
# nice pic Jeccy
howdy PB, all's well in your section of the planet?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 8:11, archived)
# hallooooooo!
all's well, been as busy as the grim reaper though. how's you?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 8:15, archived)
# flat out
like a lizard drinking!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 8:30, archived)
# good schtuff!
i'm off to bed now, another quick hit-and-run visit, i'm afraid.

'night!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 8:35, archived)
# Teh Grim Reaper you say?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 8:43, archived)
# nice...
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 9:07, archived)
# Bumblebee FTW!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# business
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 5:53, archived)
# good one.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 5:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 6:03, archived)
# endless fun
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 6:12, archived)
# I'm a blight
in the night
I eat beats
all the beats.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 6:25, archived)
# HELLO I AM CANCER I HAVE COME TO LIVE IN YOUR COLON
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 6:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 7:15, archived)
# A cascade of Woos
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 7:22, archived)
# morning
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 7:26, archived)
# these are all very gahan wilson.
great stuff, sir.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 8:00, archived)
# Nice!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 8:25, archived)
# eye, eye!
(eye, eye, eye, eye, eye, eye!)
cool!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 9:09, archived)
# Foetus fishing?
Woo to all your pics.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 7:54, archived)
# Beautiful!
Love your style :)

Here
be a hugely sized plasticine version.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# *luffs row boat girl*
how much does she cost?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 7:16, archived)
[challenge entry] St Luke the Witness
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:23, archived)
# i couldnt decide which was sexier
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:22, archived)
# THIS is sexier
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:35, archived)
# nah
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:36, archived)
# guh
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:38, archived)
# gak..!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 8:11, archived)
# ahhhahah!
 
I've had that source pic sitting around for ages and still haven't figured out what to do with it.

www.b3ta.com/board/3455126
 
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:50, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:53, archived)
# we ought to all get together and have a sourcepic swap.
no obligation to give up the greats in reserve, just a way to offer up to others a sampling of unexploited fun.

maybe an open contest/thread would suffice.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 8:18, archived)
# hehehe
I shopped my managers face on to it, he wasn't impressed...

(, Mon 28 May 2007, 9:00, archived)
# rrah!
i is a plush terror!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 8:02, archived)
# can you tell I'm very tired?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:22, archived)
# oh dear
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 5:10, archived)
# urine trouble now.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 8:04, archived)
# Retro Shaft for Rapitinui
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:07, archived)
# pimpin'.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:22, archived)
# YOU'RE DAAAAAMN RIGHT.
 
woo!
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:46, archived)
# There you are fucko :)
How are you doing?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:48, archived)
# It's Monday, so I'm sleep-deprived as usual.
 
Simultaneously exhausted and gurning on caffeine..

*fits*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:53, archived)
# That'll be me on Tuesday.
Going back to work after vacation is such a depressing thing.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:55, archived)
# I have a terrible habit of staying up all night on the weekends.
 
Hour and a half nap this morning and a full day's work?

JUST FUCKING BRING IT.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:57, archived)
# "gurning on caffeine" :)
I've not been too busy lately, but I've been alternately lazy and distracted.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:55, archived)
# some word art
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 3:53, archived)
# this is art even without me reading it.
I love looking at big bunches of handwritten text, seriously, I'm not just kidding.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:11, archived)
# ta
you should read it if you can. my real life handwriting is just as bad if not more illegible.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:14, archived)
# I just did.
and I liked it.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:17, archived)
# Read mine. It's a true story.
It's about something that happened to me when I was playing some b-ball. After this happened, I got into some crazy adventures.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:19, archived)
# lol
you should try that at an open mic night.

'yeah..here is a poem..i just wrote about some bad experiences i had as a youngster growing up..all about how my life got flip - turned..'
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:22, archived)
# Haha
I'm going to need a bongo-player for this.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:29, archived)
# and a bigger boat.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 5:00, archived)
# Needs more Fresh Prince

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(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:12, archived)
# needs more respect
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:20, archived)
# ha
that's pretty clever
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:24, archived)
# It is, I'm not.
Copied and pasted from elsewhere, I'm afraid ::)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:28, archived)
# they're pretty clever in elsewhere, aren't they?
:-)
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:35, archived)
# Nah, they stole it too.
Will Smith is the real genuis here.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:36, archived)
# waaah!
how did you break my internet?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:36, archived)
# It appears to be a lot of entity codes
with some conventional ascii characters where they'd look the same.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 9:33, archived)
# where is quilladelphia?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# one of my biggest global-warming related fears
is that huntsmen spiders and Sydney funnel webs will make their way to the States.

If that happens, I may have to move to Alaska or kill myself.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:25, archived)
# maybe we could club together and buy some kind of bubble
like a hamster ball and roll about the world spider free. just a thought.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:30, archived)
# Clearly you've never heard
of the Hamster Ball Spider.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:32, archived)
# christ
they even have water spiders now. i would live on a submarine but im not sure about crabs.. i mean whats their agenda ?
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:37, archived)
# Good question my friend.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:40, archived)
# argh
its belly is closing its eyes and sticking its tongue out at me. bastard crabs.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:43, archived)
# In our local Whole Foods store
they sell crabs' legs that look like 18-inch long spiders' legs. I don't know what kind of crab they're from, and of course I personally don't eat anything that's ever had a face and/or parents, but it still disturbs the crap out of me.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:45, archived)
# vegetables have faces too
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:51, archived)
# It doesn't count if you draw them on.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:53, archived)
# You're sure?
*worries*
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:56, archived)
# Their agenda is tasting good.
mmmm. crab legs.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:43, archived)
# then you are a liability
and as such you are no longer allowed in my bubble.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:45, archived)
# THIS IS HOW IT STARTS
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:47, archived)
# not with a whimper, or a bang
but with crab legs.

and melted butter. Oh yes.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:56, archived)
# WALK LIKE CRAB, TASTE LIKE PEOPLE.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 5:09, archived)
# That sounds FUN.
and refreshingly arachnid-challenged.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:35, archived)
# With my luck
I would construct the perfect bubble, that no creater could penetrate...and then find that there was ONE fly in it, just one, buzzing and flitting about incessantly, driving me crazy. And I would have to decide whether to open up the bubble to let it out, and risk letting all the other bad stuff in; or just live with the fly, forever and ever.

Yes, this is how it would be.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:40, archived)
# The Brown Widow
relative of the Black, is steadily making its way across the States. I think it's only a matter of time before some of the more deadly South American critters make permanent homes here. It's only the climate that's stopped them in the past, and it's not going to be a problem for them much longer.
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:31, archived)
# or even some of the critters already in the southern U.S.
making their way farther north.

Like tarantulas, or scorpions, or fire ants.
Or killer bees.

OH GOD BEES
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:36, archived)
# yes, that is so true...
especially the bit about no elephants hiding under a paper
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 8:54, archived)
[challenge entry] The long-anticipated "Whistler's Brothers"
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:39, archived)
# it's 5 miles to the tea shop
we have half a pack of biscuits and we're wearing black dresses...
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:42, archived)
# nuns on the run?
starring Eric Idle and Robbie Coltrane
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:50, archived)
# yeah
not as good as the blues brothers, though
(, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:54, archived)

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