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# As a father, this reflects my day perfectly.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Nyeeeeek!
W/Y/H
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# pppffftt
*clicks*
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# arf!

Edit: Argh! Where have you hidden the girls's legs?!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Shouldn't you be packing...?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# yup.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Woo to commecially created card days!!!
And woo to the image too:)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)
# ;)
nice
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# *click*
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)
# mindpiss
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)
# no, just pissed
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# As a son...
This manages to sum up my feelings about father's day perfectly.

Woo yay to pathos.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)
# pfft

shirley
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)
# this has meme energy building up within it
I can feel it

:D
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 15:57, archived)
# meh
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# arf!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# wikipedia?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# I made a card for Father's day, in case you know anyone who likes John Mcenroe
have it:

CFB (82.4kb)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# nice focus work
on the raquet
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# ta :)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# tis my one
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Nice, I remember seeing it the other day.
Jubbly!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# changed it a bit now
but thanks anyway.
Love the shading on yours
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# It's very awesome.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# thankyou :)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# A doodle from now


And a pearoast from last night.

(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Aaaaw fwuffah!
And I shall do a sneaky pea roast as well.

(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Pfffffft.
Needs more Kah-lel

I want to see that movie.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Lovely PENGIN!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Nyeeek!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# More animals should make this noise
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# wear bigger boots when you stand on them
and you might find they do
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Oh, seems I've been going about this the wrong way
I've been burning them. They always go: eeeeeIAIIAAAAAARRRRGGHGHHGHHHMMRGHGHHMMIIIIIIEEEEEEEEAAAaaaaaaaaa......fizzzzzzzzzz.pop.fizzz
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# that's terrible!
don't burn the poor things!

it ruins the taste!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# nyeek nyeek!
:D
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Happy Father's Day!


I'm sure it's bindun, but I hadn't seen it.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Pfft! for your board sig!
/harsh
sorry, I mean woo,nice pic
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Feels too true some days.
Like, um, today.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Love the stuff in your profile!
Bifocals FTW!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# aw, bless.
Now you've got me reminiscing about the old days when I had hummus... like you with your candles. Pfft!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# He's not wrong! :)
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Pffffft.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# love this
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# heh
half arsed raising on hands

the facial expression is great

:D
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# It's kinda hard to notice but Darth is doing the peace sign
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# .Ov
:D
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# genuine bedroom lol
:D :D :D
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Couldn't resist...
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Pffffffffft.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Hehe!
woo!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Looks like it's a green 'evolution' day


Dawkins would probably win in a fist fight as well
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)
#
I literally just watched this crawl down my page. BIGGAR?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Hey, at least you didn't watch it crawl up ;)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# 200 fucking k!?!
!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# haha that's unbelievable
those three in the same room and my head might explode wondering which one to punch first! Well done.
( and now I'm trying to remember what I used that source for many, many moons ago )
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)
# on some pasta?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
# hmm
now I want pasta for dinner. It won't be too difficult because you can bet your bottom dollar I'll be making it myself. Father's day and she and my boy are out shopping. I'll get fuck all.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)
# don't feel too grumpy,
father's day is shite anyway. i need to ring my dad soon
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)
# I've not called my dad
but I notice a missed call from him. I'm not at all grumpy ( about today that is ) My mrs knows my feelings well. I'd be very annoyed if father's day was referenced in my house, along with Valentine's day, Mother's Day, Halloween etc. Just all more corporate whore days designed by American sleazebags to leech money from the gullible.
I don't need a special day to buy a present and tell my father/mother/wife that I love them.
When is it bestest favourite pet dog day? Roscoe looks like he needs a card and a bonio.
cunts. Don't get me started ;)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I know someone who
would agree wholeheartedly with this :)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)
# there should be more of us.
Mind you, the wife thinks I take it too far. I don't do Christmas either, never had a tree or decorations since I was probably 15 in my mother's house. Never sent a card in 25 years.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# yeah, my other half
doesn't do any of the festive periods - only birthdays, and only mine at that.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# It's good to see such
cynicism in one so young. The world can only get better for it.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
#
Hello oldish person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
# you get this
only the second person to do so
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)
# But look at the titties!
hours of fun!!!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)
# you have a penis
you wouldn't get close enough

(also, they're not titties, just stomach fat that's been constricted using a corset)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# 1 year 9 months and still
has not read the faq

scuse me, you broke my internets
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# BIG FILE!!!
like your penis
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Shirly you mean inversely proportional to
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)
# i like to compliment people
it confuses them
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Fucking hell!
200k!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Erm
Do:

* Have fun and join in with the conversations
* Post pictures you have made
* Post links to your new web projects
* Say nice things about the pictures you like.

Don't:

* Post stuff that is, or looks like porn - (see NSFW section)
* Post pictures from sites that are not your own
* Repost your old pictures - that's what the 'View Older Messages' link is for.
* Spam your website over and over again.
* Be nasty or offensive to other boarders
* Be boring

You mean this FAQ section? Or did I miss something else too? Please stop with the file size savagery - each new post is like a fiery arrow blazing through my fast depleting online armour, although the hypocrisy of pointing out only select sections of the FAQ does provide some respite...
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Ha ha
Very subtle, very woo
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# were you Abel to make it out?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# well I must Adam(it) it was not easy
.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# I've got used to editing to 280 pixels in the hope of an fp
sorry if it's too small. I don't Adam n Eve that's it's illegible though.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Sod it, I'm sick of looking at the flashy-thing.
Have some tennis playing masons instead:)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# click Hide
and woo!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Hurrah!
The hide button is your friend :)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# ^ yep
i'm not no longer a hide-virgin
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Whoa, wait...
when did *that* get added?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# so am I
I shall remove it from the screen
as quickly as possible

edit : on second thoughts I'll click Hide like I should have done first time.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Ah yes, masters of the game :)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# hey kids they're fruit flavoured


not RPS (real psilocybin sunday)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# spend 1p and get 26p's worth?
bargain!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# I agree.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# My first post
EDIT: My greatest apologies.

I uploaded this last week, but due to having to wait to post, and illness I wasn't able to post it. Here it is. MY FIRST POST
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Let's hope
it'll be your last.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Bigger?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# No..
But I do have a slight hangover, which ^^^^that is not helping...

Please make a bit smaller Edit:(Chop-chop please, so I can stop looking at it)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# and with thanks for the blinding feckin' headache you've just given me, hopefully your last
no, that's actually a bit hrash, sorry for that.
Welcome aboard and all that, just less flashy epileptic stuff please :)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# as soon as I saw "adgif" at the top, I knew it was going to be shit.
now run along and link or re-size this please.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# adblocks
contemplates ignoring
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# hello, welcome
as much as i love flashing images that make me feel ill, i'm going to have to adblock that :)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# yes I do you fucking idiot!!

mods please ban this cunt!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# ^This^
Or at least nawty step.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# It's a bit big in pixels isn't it?
Edit: ARGH! A post with no picture!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# what a prick
I'd give you another kind of illness if I could get my hands on you.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Is it teh sexah illness?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I'd give him the rough
end of a pineapple in his nethers and no mistake! ;)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
# hello mate
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# what have I told you about grooming? :)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# That it's to be encouraged under every circumstance?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# ok...carry on
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Hello.
Lesson learned, welcome to the board!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Corporate Creationism....
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Have a reply
.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Any (white)-port in a storm

ho-hum willit ever stop raining
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# A ship in a bottle substitute for the less skilled
Woo to the pic!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# blue sky here
no rain, woop

also woo!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# nice shoppage
woo!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Most awesome!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# There's a motherfucking boat
in this motherfucking glass!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Now coloured
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# does he know his letters are on the wrong way round?
woo!

Have some random photoshop nonsense that wasn't worth its own thread.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# You've deleted the original thread, haven't you?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Mmm shiny
And all the better for the colouring.

Is his head made out of old traffic lights?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# I just worry where you got the image from in the first place
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# http://kidsholdingfruit.omg.cx
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# C:/documents and settings/mongychops/my documents/my pictures/kids with apples/
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# he must know his fate already
woo
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# ha ha
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# the most awsom thing on the board today! woo
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)
# hahaha!
nice work :)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# One for tha Fathorz


Merry Father's Day for all that have spawned (and that are male).

Click here for bigness. An offer you can't refuse (1600x1200 328kb).
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Fappy Hather's Day!
:)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Yeah
Happy Dather's Fay, everyone!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Is it possible to ba humbug a Fathers Day?
Ba humbug

In other news I have a shiny new 5 megapixel digital camera. So next time there is a serious accident I can post them without crappy, blurry webcam pictures.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# woo
but my shiny 6mp trumps yours, hand it over
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# An but I only paid 59.99 for it!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# good lord that's cheep
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# £150
at half price, higher again :D

ok, my turn, optical zoom
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# shiny 8mp trumps
gimme them both
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# I can try and look beaten if it really helps you.
What would I use 8 megs for? My hobby isn't taking life sized images of billboards.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# :p
i feel i have offended you, my apologies
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# pixil envy is a terrible thing:P
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# i didn't think you could get shiny new 5MP cameras anymore
unless they're mobile phones!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# well done.
I love how people get all excited about pixels amount when in reality you rarely need anything above 2M. My old 2M Sony Mavica will still produce far better images than any compact on the market today all the way up to 10M. It's all about the lens.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# good glass all the way
*wants L series*
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# nice!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# very nice!
*accepts offer unable to refuse*
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# nice work!
well done & woo yay
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# nicely done!
Woo yay!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# mmmmm Nina!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)
# yay for slightly flickery tv style images
nina nina nina nina
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)
# this
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# sexy bird / michael jackson?
would anyway
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
whois?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Nina Hagen
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Ahh noice :)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# oooh
you know her?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)
# as above
but the saving grace is the original photographer has made this the most attractive pic i have yet to find of her!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# this is indeed true
52 years old.

Constantly on (German) tv in mental make-up
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# *Does Google image search*
*sees*

And a woo to flickery pic.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I like these
I think you should use a different noise layer on each screen to make it more flickery
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# i'll try that...
thanks :)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Obscure?
Bindun?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# any good?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Frog
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Fucks
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# what an original username, must have taken ages to think of that one
good pic tho :)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# i had
billy corgan think of it for me
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# go back to lurking
your spoiling your stats
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)
# saucer of milk, table 3!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# and didn't he do a good job of it
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)
# hmmm
this should be funny but....
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# random blackadder quote time
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)
# tell him to go away
or i'll report him to the baby eating bishop of bath and wells


oh sorry, you said random:

boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom
BOOM boom boom
BOOM boom boom

and may i suggest; boom boom, boom boom?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# it is if you sit on one
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# replace HIV with BAD AIDS!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# pfft, Hearing AIDS, more like.
edit: I've put this is the wrong place.
Ah, sod it.
Woo pic.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Boooooooooo!
^yes boo!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# lol
i saw that on the beeb and thought it actually said that earlier
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

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