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[challenge entry] Maybe bindun ages ago?

(my first compo entry)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:42, archived)
# or car?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:43, archived)
# i just did a genuine lol
does davew27 still post here?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:44, archived)
# yes
both here and on /talk
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:44, archived)
# another mystery solved
and im sat here wondering, how do you do it mediocre?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:45, archived)
# although I think we'd both prefer him not too.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Gah!
The board that dare not speak it's name!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:47, archived)
# '222 messages on/talk"
Hmm?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Hehehehe
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:58, archived)
# I was young
I needed the money.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 22:20, archived)
# ello mr sheehan!
hows my favourite scot this fine evening?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:45, archived)
# he's sparkly
hows my pet eadie?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:45, archived)
# oh i'm just dandy thank you very much
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:47, archived)
# hows the woman?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:51, archived)
# she's fine
finishes her exams tomorrow, so i'll be able to spend a bit more time with her from now on.
shall we move this conversation onto the privacy of MSN, for cigars and scotch in the study?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Dave?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Dave?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:44, archived)
# is it a Lada?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:44, archived)
# it's whatever you want it to be
/fantasist
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:47, archived)
# see also:
bridge CDC
helicopter Brian Peppers
Shark Spacking image

/personal opinion only blog
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:44, archived)
# How daaaaare you
Brian Peppers is the best b3ta meme since Dick Beattie
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:46, archived)
# i think that's the first time
i've heard the words "best" and "meme" in the same sentence
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
OhNoes!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Myself.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:40, archived)
# How do you smell?


(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Like Vanilla-Chai
body spray.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:47, archived)
# *sniffs*
MMMMmmmmmm!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:51, archived)
# xD
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:55, archived)
# how do you smell?
aweful.

sorry just had to do it :p
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Spelt awful wrong.
/pedant.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:55, archived)
# No!
Aweful as in full of awe!
I smell that good ,you see!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 22:02, archived)
# I can see right up your nose
woo!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:41, archived)
# I can almost see Alaska
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:42, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:37, archived)
# I'm still sexy for him.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:40, archived)
# How does he dance?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:40, archived)
# What claymation does that remind me of?!
woo
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:41, archived)
# the Secret Adventures of Tom Thumb by the Bolex brothers?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Hmmm
No. It's really bugging me too! I was thinking Harvey Crumpet for a sec, but not that either.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:44, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:45, archived)
# No scarey looking chap
I think wearing striped PJ bottoms (no not Wallace).
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:50, archived)
# haha
the mouth is excellent
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:41, archived)
# him
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Hahah!
Wonderful!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:43, archived)
# hahaha, nicely shopped fella!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:44, archived)
# hehehe - reminds me of this

(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry

I know, it's bindun. It must have.
Sorry.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:36, archived)
# It's bindun and doesn't fit the compo really well
And you're sorry. Twice.

Yet you posted it anyway...
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Play nice
Speaking of which, would you like to sponsor me? You get sauce. :)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Just stating the facts here :)

What kind of sauce? And how does it get to teh Hollands?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Sexy
by gaz
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:45, archived)
# I think gaz and sauce are a dangerous combination!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:49, archived)
# I didn't get any sauce :(
apart from on my chip buttie earlier
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Sorry, I don't realise people want it unless they ask
and I don't want to make people barf.

Should I gaz you some?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:45, archived)
# if I said no i'd be a liar.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Gazzed
enjoy. :)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:53, archived)
# you just ruined your post-to-fp ratio
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:46, archived)
#
Not so, I had, in fact, posted twice before that front page.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:21, archived)
# Yeah, it's been done
Well, I've seen it on the net, but I'm guessing it came from here. Didn't have "Can't touch this" but instead "Touch this" which was greyed out, implying "Can't" which I think was a better comedic desicion.

Edit: here it is:


Dunno if it's off b3ta or not.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 22:09, archived)
# le chat
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Have you done anything that isn't the Star Wars today?
I like your pictures but I don't understand any of these. :(
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:36, archived)
# That and readheads:P
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:37, archived)
# only one, but that was another sci fi thing
I haven't been around that much today though, to be honest.
Hope you're well m'dear :)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Sorry, didn't mean to sound like a grumpy old trout
I'm OK thanks, you?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:38, archived)
# so so, glad to have the car back safe and sound from it's MOT - second time around :(
and I've put my back out, other than that, tip top ;)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Silly Archie
you're supposed to put the cat out, not your back!

Are you OK?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:40, archived)
# the physio seems to think it'll be a while,
and it's a bit difficult to move to be honest,
but it's bearable thanks :)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Oh you nonsense!!!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:36, archived)
# haha
written warnings are for wimps!

woo.

www.b3ta.com/board/7324207
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:37, archived)
# hahahah great as always
"You have failed me for the last time!"
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Haha.. caught the one I missed earlier on popular, woo to this and that!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:41, archived)
# there's one more along this line yet to come, and TRULY groanworthy...
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Worse than this:
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:48, archived)
# it's raining here
so have some colour in your life
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:32, archived)
# wooooooooaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!
Spinout!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Weeeeeee
rainbow sphincter!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Goatse and Crayola finally meet
woo!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Disturbing.
But Woo.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:10, archived)
# ace as ever Rev.
ooh! ;)

woo!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:12, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:12, archived)
# *smooshes*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:17, archived)
# 'lo stranger :)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Haha
she looks so aroused the filthy cow

*clicks*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Nice fruit
cor!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:13, archived)
# well i love it
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Hmmmmmm
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:14, archived)
# *shakes head*
;P
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:17, archived)
# *minces*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Oooh ducky!


(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Make one with Jimmy Carr's head
and I'd be over the fripping moon. Honest, I would.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Did someone say Jimmy Carr?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:21, archived)
# I like his comedy....
But he has such a punchable face!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:22, archived)
# I agree
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:25, archived)
# I have seen him live,
and he is far, far funnier (and richer) than his detractors on this message board.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Bol
Locks
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 22:14, archived)
# AWESOME
though the tattoos may say "if you are reading this you are probably jimmy/alan"
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:23, archived)
# gooooot
quality. nice play
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:58, archived)
# since you insist:
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Whilst all this nonsense is going on
can I just spam this here please?

Pasanonic stolen letraset image resource kit page 5 Star wars walls sausage promotion set. Yes, you read that right.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

No linky. The link to massive is now in my profile along with all the previous ones ( ALL, well 4 )
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:33, archived)
# yes, you can
hadn't seen this one yet...I'll be sure to do something mediocre with these
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:38, archived)
# It's the first post.
I'm not starting any new threads now, just going to spam them in random threads as I finish each one.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:48, archived)
# cor, fantastic!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:45, archived)
# YAY
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
YAYAY!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 22:02, archived)
# HaHaHa
Not quite was I thinking of but...

Woo anyway!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:30, archived)
# I doubt I deserve that.
It took me 2 seconds.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Arf!
Excellent.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Heh, brilliant.
Not so smug now are you?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:31, archived)
# he died at the dentists
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Nigella moonlights as a backstreet dentist
to help ease NHS dentist waiting lists.

She's not very good though.

Edit: I think he died very happy
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:27, archived)
# very good work :)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Woo, but Ris?
Head is a collander?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:18, archived)
# nothing to 'get' as such...
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:20, archived)
# s'ok then.
:)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:23, archived)
# that is utterly fabberlous
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:19, archived)
# argh!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Is she the head chef ?

(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:20, archived)
# haha :D
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:21, archived)
# i likey

i hope someone gets this
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:20, archived)
# are they supposed to look like tits?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:29, archived)
# no you have to know a little maths to understand
a bit sad i know. It's matrix multiplication
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:30, archived)
# i can barely count past twelve so i have no idea
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:31, archived)
# I'm not checking it to make sure it's right.
That is a bit nerdy even for b3ta!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:33, archived)
# I'm sure there is a woo yay
in there somewhere.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:35, archived)
# ooooh! a matrix prouct...
Can't be arsed to work it out!

V Good though!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Excellent
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Nicely mr muggles :)
*clicks*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:24, archived)
# away an boil yer heed ya teasing minx!
Woogatu!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:26, archived)
# £10 to whoever can spot a seam
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:43, archived)
# hahahahahahah
love it
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:45, archived)
# *click*
Very woo!

The head makes me think of Stroggs...
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:51, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:57, archived)
# woo
yay
houpla
panowie
280px!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)
# It would be 280 wide if I put it on its side...
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:59, archived)
# sweet!
*tilts head*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:05, archived)
# 'dgehog!
Nice.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)
# isn't this usually followed by a slight *squish* noise
also wooyay!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)
# UNEXPECTED HEDGEHOG!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Is that a new Bryan Adams song?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Yes
and I can actually imagine him singing it

which scares me slightly
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:15, archived)
# It was an uuuuuuuuuneeeeeeexpeeeeeeeecteeeeeeeed hedgehooooooggggggg
in my beeeeeeeeeeed
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:27, archived)
# yes to hodgypigs by torchlight :D
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:59, archived)
# this is most lovely
woo!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:59, archived)
# cool effect
nice!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:00, archived)
# That looks nothing like a hedgehog
- they are extremely flat, and live in the middle of the road, with their arms and legs sticking out sideways. Otherwise, this is very good indeed.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:00, archived)
# why the insist on sleeping in the road baffles me.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:03, archived)
# And make a 'buh-dump' sound as you drive over them!




(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:03, archived)
# and 'dump-buh'
when you reverse back over them to make sure
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:04, archived)
# ha ha ha!
^ this. With added badgers.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:06, archived)
# you'll see one day!
*goes back to work on transgenic hedgehogs with stainless steel spikes*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:07, archived)
# You can't reverse over them!
The Spines!
They face the wrong way!
Severe tyre damamge possibilities!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:08, archived)
# That's porcupines
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:10, archived)
# And punks
/ the voice of experience
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:14, archived)
# YOU can't tell me what to do
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:16, archived)
# I was speaking metaphorically!
So shut up!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:20, archived)
# These are too good
*jealouses all over the place*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Most impressive!
woo yay
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:03, archived)
# The cops are coming for him
wooyayetc!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:03, archived)
# can never be buggered at all
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Seriously,
have you ever tried buggering a hedgehog, Mr Pratchett?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:07, archived)
# I like that
They lurk in the dark making great volumes of noise, well at least in my garden.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:09, archived)
# that is ace!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:12, archived)
# aaaw that's special! :D
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:12, archived)
# That's excellent!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Shit, it's the cops!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Nooooooooooo!
Swan wuv me!

also woo.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55, archived)
# hehehe!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:56, archived)
# hahaha
"kill you in half"

ooooh!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Nice as per
woo miss
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:56, archived)
# at last some glorious sanity
i love these. mostly because they are bloody funny but also because i understand them.

bless you.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Kill you in half! Hee!
Lovely work, Pachey *clicks*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:56, archived)
# thi ^^
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:57, archived)
# heh
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:56, archived)
# no.
i have belly pride. sign is wrong.

(how rude. WOO!)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:57, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!
brillo :D

'ning Pachey *hugs*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Hello Daniel
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:02, archived)
# What the frig did these say originally?
I can only imagine the top middle one is "No saxophones" - Who would do such a thing?

Also: woo!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:08, archived)
# It was in Russian so I don't know
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Ah right
Those crazy Russians and their dislike of jazz
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:21, archived)
# I done a Taiwanese one earlier
That was weird.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:25, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] honest?

error message?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:52, archived)
# *clicks 'yes'*
no wait *clicks 'no'*
head asplodes!


(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:53, archived)
# pfft
Talk about cheak! I sit down to take the first bite of my much advertised dinner and a guest
comes up and says: 'I know you're eating but I can't get my room mates laptop to connect to the
WIFI. Can you look at it now?'

Twunt!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:54, archived)
# do you not have a penis, and a bladder?
there is a solution to this request

:D
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55, archived)
# I did shove a chip in his face and tell him
These are the only chips I'll be working with for a while.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:57, archived)
# nice gag
now kick him in the throat
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)
# you mean you wish you'd thought of that while he was standing there
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Naaa
To his face.

It particularly took the piss as I kindly spent a good portion of yesterday resolving spyware and
virus problems on it from last time with all the pr0n site he visited when he last borrowed it!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:07, archived)
# i'm guessing it was a male guest
if they were female you'd be tapping it right now
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Ha ha, this ^
and the laptop ;)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Naaa I'm old enough and grizzly enough
to be totally nonbiased in being a cunt.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:20, archived)
# you have wifi at hostels these days?
fucking hell, thought they were meant to be the epitomy of basic shelter.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:59, archived)
# IT is
We only get Tescos value caviar! But when I say the WIFI wasn't working, I meant the problem was
he wasn't pulling the string taut between the cans.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:22, archived)
# but 'No' is always the right answer.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:54, archived)
# I thought it was
right click - properties - disable office assistant?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Some guy....
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:51, archived)
# I bet you stole this off another forum
where some guy made it.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Nah,
he saw it on a t-shirt
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Join the 39,000 club!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:57, archived)
# *Joins*
Cheers :)

I'd seen the badge a while ago but didn't want to steal it uninvited
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:03, archived)
# ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
WOO!!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:57, archived)
# ha
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I HATE MYSELF
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:44, archived)
# firefox is nice
and asks me if i'd like to open what i was doing earlier.

woo.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:45, archived)
# its a good feature
as it seems to bomb out for me all the time
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:46, archived)
# yesh
i swear it does actually die about twice as often as ie does
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:47, archived)
# i always thought
Microsoft was deliberately making it fuck up all the time its so frequent
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:49, archived)
# if you dont use ie
you cannot use any internet
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:50, archived)
# ahahahahhaha
ahahahahahahahahaaha
ahahahahhaha ahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaha
ahahahh ahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaha
ahahahh
ahahahahahahahhahahah
ahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaha
ahahahhahahahahahahhahaha aahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahh

*wipes tear*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:54, archived)
# ^this!
i use ie sometimes. only because its the default, and wont go away. its not good.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:56, archived)
# that's what they want you to think
http://www.litepc.com/

you just won't be able to use some windows features, and some things that have fuck all to do with web browsing insist on using ie libraries

because they are the product of twats

:D

(you may completely arse your computer using xplite, still, gotta laugh innit)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55, archived)
# what the hell are you doing to it?
Mine never crashes.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:49, archived)
# its a shared computer
which means i get to blame everybody apart from me

but every time my computer is turned on i get the 'syastem has recovered form a serious error' message
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:51, archived)
# ^thisum
in fact when I had a fudged ram stick it was the only program on the machine that didn't crash.

long live firefox!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Mine crashes all the ti
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:53, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:56, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)
# arf
:D
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:59, archived)
# And restarts session!
tis the fwuffy bunny of browsers!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:48, archived)
# hehe :)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55, archived)
# It's true, it does
But then again so does Opera. And Opera also features the "paste and go" function which is rather sweet (not quite sweet enough to convince me to convert, but not at all bad)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:48, archived)
# I TOUCH MYSELF


I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:45, archived)
# *watches*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:45, archived)
# the vynals are the shiz
possibly the shiz-buiscuit
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:49, archived)
# is that for
deleting the thread?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:45, archived)
# I preferred the massive one :P
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Yeah
I liked the "STUFF I DONT WANT" folder on the desktop
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:47, archived)
# how many people would be happy
with everyone seeing their desktop right now?
Not me!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:48, archived)
# i admit that i scanned for anything incriminating on that post
i wouldnt like people to see all the donkey porn I'm downloading right now
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:50, archived)
# that
was due to my brother filling the whole memory card on my memory card with him trying to take MYSPACE pictures of himself.
i have told him he has three days until those jpegs are recycled.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Thats way too civilised :)
just get rid of them
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:51, archived)
# well
i am also stealing all his money
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:53, archived)
# I take it back then
its fine :)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:54, archived)
# but twas barely
legible
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Me too
I like looking at other peoples desktops!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:47, archived)
# I have it in my history and will use it as evidence against him...
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:50, archived)
# KILL
the unbeliever!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Kid Pix Deluxe 3?
...
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] First Post
Free Image Hosting

Next week - originality
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Pffft!
I haven't seen one of these yet.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:37, archived)
# haha i like it very much
well done :)
*click*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:38, archived)
# *clicks for great justice*
edit: a first post that is funny and complies with the FAQ! A much better start than me!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:38, archived)
# welcome aboard.
haven't a bloody clue what this means, please don't feel the need to explain, i very much look forward to your next original post.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:40, archived)
# read it backwards
; )
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:41, archived)
# google "zero wing"
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:42, archived)
# lol
TOAPLAN
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Or just google
all your base are belong to us
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:47, archived)
# oh!
between this and the disappearing post that was above containing a list of bands i'd never heard of, it is now confirmed that i am very old and so far out of touch with you young people i've turned into my dad
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:48, archived)
# I did that about ten years ago
about 2/3 of the stuff on this board goes whooshing merrily over my head while I'm thinking about buying more Swarfega and listening to chamber music. :)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55, archived)
# I LIKE THIS AS MUCH AS A HORSE ON FIRE



i.e. a lot. Woo!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:42, archived)
# KEKEKEKE!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:48, archived)
# !!


BEWARE!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:06, archived)
# !!!
hello miss!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Yay!
I was going to do this ;)

Woo!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:42, archived)
# needs more "for great justice" button
:)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Someone on this very board did this several years ago.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

I liked it enough to save it all this time. I'd give credit, but it's not tagged.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:44, archived)
# That is like fucking magic mate
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:46, archived)
# I just wish that I had 50% of the talent that went into this.
cries....
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:49, archived)
# ooh, you big thief :P
Looks like the creator made a minor error - "so" instead of "to" survive.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:48, archived)
# tis is so good
that makes me wanna sexes my screen!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Take your screen out to dinner and a movie first...
Then sex the fcuk out of it. :)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:00, archived)
# nah
*wipes screen with rohypnon laced cloth*
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:03, archived)
# That is great.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] pearoasticular cancerous compolalury
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Just some evening sillyness
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:28, archived)
# whoop whoop!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:29, archived)
# silly redex!
Lol
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:29, archived)
# is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo..
...
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:30, archived)
# I never thought I'd say this but...
TOO MUCH PINK!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:30, archived)
# There's some blue at the top!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:30, archived)
# i so wanted that to be a link to something
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:30, archived)
# A tow bar?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Read the FAQ!! n00b

and 'I want never gets', respect must be earned.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Well, that's original
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:27, archived)
# teh punnage!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:29, archived)
# slaps around
until your body lies bloodied in a shallow grave
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:35, archived)
# better to be murdered
than ignored
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:38, archived)
# don't worry
it's just for the punnage, although it took me a while
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:01, archived)
# punnage
is a cause worth giving up your life for!
:)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Pfft!
I like that
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:36, archived)
# i don't get the joke
unless it's just about how ridiculus it is when they say best song ever (2)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:29, archived)
# why are you closing an anchor tag that wasn't opened?
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Not quite for the compo, but...
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:25, archived)
# arfles!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:26, archived)
# WOO!
love it clicks
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:27, archived)
# I wonder what processor and ram Artoo has!
Woo!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:28, archived)
# At last!
A pic I like in this f-ing compo! and I'm including my own feeble entries in that statement.

*CLICKS
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:28, archived)
# I'm using Vista now
First impressions = meh.

Edit: Oh, and woo!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] ..you need to be very old...
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:24, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:25, archived)
# this is woosome
click
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:26, archived)
# i'm 27 - obviously not old enough
However, Happy Toast smiled at it, so I shall woo it anyway.

'Woo'

There.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:26, archived)
# this may help
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:26, archived)
# I'm obviously not old enough! Yay!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Wow....if 32 isn't even old enough....
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Do you? Bugger.
Woo!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:29, archived)
# I'm35 and RISing!


(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:29, archived)
# i'm very old and i didn't get it
now i do, i also have a couple of her albums, the covers are brilliant
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Hahahaha, you nutter!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:35, archived)
# I vaguely remember this from an ad or something
can't remember what for though

I'd give you a woo but the song is stuck in my head now.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:35, archived)

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