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Maybe bindun ages ago?
(my first compo entry)
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tubaman ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:42,
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or car?
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mugatu ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:43,
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i just did a genuine lol
does davew27 still post here?
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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:44,
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yes
both here and on /talk
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:44,
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another mystery solved
and im sat here wondering, how do you do it mediocre?
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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:45,
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although I think we'd both prefer him not too.
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King Baby Duck more than a ceiling ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:46,
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Gah!
The board that dare not speak it's name!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:47,
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'222 messages on/talk"
Hmm?
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:55,
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Hehehehe
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:58,
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I was young
I needed the money.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 22:20,
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ello mr sheehan!
hows my favourite scot this fine evening?
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serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:45,
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he's sparkly
hows my pet eadie?
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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:45,
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oh i'm just dandy thank you very much
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serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:47,
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hows the woman?
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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:51,
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she's fine
finishes her exams tomorrow, so i'll be able to spend a bit more time with her from now on. shall we move this conversation onto the privacy of MSN, for cigars and scotch in the study?
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serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:54,
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Dave?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:44,
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Dave?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:44,
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is it a Lada?
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:44,
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it's whatever you want it to be
/fantasist
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mugatu ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:47,
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see also:
bridge CDChelicopter Brian PeppersShark Spacking image/personal opinion only blog
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:44,
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How daaaaare you
Brian Peppers is the best b3ta meme since Dick Beattie
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mugatu ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:46,
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i think that's the first time
i've heard the words "best" and "meme" in the same sentence
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serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:49,
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...
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deep-sleep ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:56,
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Myself.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:40,
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How do you smell?
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:41,
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Like Vanilla-Chai
body spray.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:47,
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*sniffs*
MMMMmmmmmm!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:51,
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xD
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:55,
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how do you smell?
aweful. sorry just had to do it :p
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DW is ... gay ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:51,
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Spelt awful wrong.
/pedant.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:55,
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No!
Aweful as in full of awe! I smell that good ,you see!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 22:02,
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I can see right up your nose
woo!
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mugatu ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:41,
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I can almost see Alaska
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:42,
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mugatu ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:37,
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I'm still sexy for him.
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:40,
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How does he dance?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:40,
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What claymation does that remind me of?!
woo
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:41,
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the Secret Adventures of Tom Thumb by the Bolex brothers?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:42,
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Hmmm
No. It's really bugging me too! I was thinking Harvey Crumpet for a sec, but not that either.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:44,
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:45,
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No scarey looking chap
I think wearing striped PJ bottoms (no not Wallace).
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:50,
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haha
the mouth is excellent
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:41,
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him
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Groop Water Flea = Daphnia ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:42,
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Hahah!
Wonderful!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:43,
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hahaha, nicely shopped fella!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:44,
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hehehe - reminds me of this
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firstinch returns after about 10yrs ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 22:07,
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Sorry
I know, it's bindun. It must have. Sorry.
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UndeadChicken Eating poultry farmers since 1987 ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:36,
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It's bindun and doesn't fit the compo really well
And you're sorry. Twice. Yet you posted it anyway...
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:39,
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Play nice
Speaking of which, would you like to sponsor me? You get sauce. :)
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Pachey ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:42,
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Just stating the facts here :)
What kind of sauce? And how does it get to teh Hollands?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:43,
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Sexy
by gaz
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Pachey ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:45,
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I think gaz and sauce are a dangerous combination!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:49,
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I didn't get any sauce :(
apart from on my chip buttie earlier
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mugatu ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:43,
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Sorry, I don't realise people want it unless they ask
and I don't want to make people barf. Should I gaz you some?
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Pachey ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:45,
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if I said no i'd be a liar.
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mugatu ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:49,
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Gazzed
enjoy. :)
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Pachey ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:53,
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you just ruined your post-to-fp ratio
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:46,
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Not so, I had, in fact, posted twice before that front page.
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UndeadChicken Eating poultry farmers since 1987 ,
Fri 22 Jun 2007, 7:21,
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Yeah, it's been done
Well, I've seen it on the net, but I'm guessing it came from here. Didn't have "Can't touch this" but instead "Touch this" which was greyed out, implying "Can't" which I think was a better comedic desicion. Edit: here it is: Dunno if it's off b3ta or not.
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Cuthbert Annihilator ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 22:09,
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le chat
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Groop Water Flea = Daphnia ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:36,
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..
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:34,
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Have you done anything that isn't the Star Wars today?
I like your pictures but I don't understand any of these. :(
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Pachey ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:36,
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That and readheads:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:37,
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only one, but that was another sci fi thing
I haven't been around that much today though, to be honest. Hope you're well m'dear :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:37,
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Sorry, didn't mean to sound like a grumpy old trout
I'm OK thanks, you?
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Pachey ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:38,
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so so, glad to have the car back safe and sound from it's MOT - second time around :(
and I've put my back out, other than that, tip top ;)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:40,
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Silly Archie
you're supposed to put the cat out, not your back! Are you OK?
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Pachey ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:40,
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the physio seems to think it'll be a while,
and it's a bit difficult to move to be honest, but it's bearable thanks :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:42,
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Oh you nonsense!!!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:36,
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haha
written warnings are for wimps! woo.www.b3ta.com/board/7324207
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:37,
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hahahah great as always
"You have failed me for the last time!"
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deep-sleep ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:40,
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Haha.. caught the one I missed earlier on popular, woo to this and that!
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:41,
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there's one more along this line yet to come, and TRULY groanworthy...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:43,
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Worse than this:
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:48,
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it's raining here
so have some colour in your life
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badchili zubzubzubzubzub ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:32,
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wooooooooaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!
Spinout!
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beast on toast has xpango=> http://www.xpango.com?ref=90520974 ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:33,
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Weeeeeee
rainbow sphincter!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:36,
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Goatse and Crayola finally meet
woo!
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mugatu ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:37,
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mugatu ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:10,
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Disturbing.
But Woo.
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:10,
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ace as ever Rev.
ooh! ;) woo!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:12,
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haha
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mugatu ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:12,
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*smooshes*
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:17,
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'lo stranger :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:18,
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Haha
she looks so aroused the filthy cow *clicks*
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:13,
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Nice fruit
cor!
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:13,
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well i love it
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:14,
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Hmmmmmm
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:14,
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*shakes head*
;P
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:17,
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*minces*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:22,
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Oooh ducky!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:30,
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Make one with Jimmy Carr's head
and I'd be over the fripping moon. Honest, I would.
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NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is? ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:17,
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Did someone say Jimmy Carr?
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mugatu ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:21,
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I like his comedy....
But he has such a punchable face!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:22,
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I agree
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mugatu ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:25,
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I have seen him live,
and he is far, far funnier (and richer) than his detractors on this message board.
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:28,
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Bol
Locks
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paulie paul is tired and unemotional ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 22:14,
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AWESOME
though the tattoos may say "if you are reading this you are probably jimmy/alan"
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my mum ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:23,
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gooooot
quality. nice play
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doph no time like the precedent ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:58,
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since you insist:
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King Baby Duck more than a ceiling ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:22,
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hahahahaha
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mugatu ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:22,
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Hahaha!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:23,
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Whilst all this nonsense is going on
can I just spam this here please? Pasanonic stolen letraset image resource kit page 5 Star wars walls sausage promotion set. Yes, you read that right. No linky. The link to massive is now in my profile along with all the previous ones ( ALL, well 4 )
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:33,
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yes, you can
hadn't seen this one yet...I'll be sure to do something mediocre with these
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:38,
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It's the first post.
I'm not starting any new threads now, just going to spam them in random threads as I finish each one.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:48,
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cor, fantastic!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:45,
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YAY
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my mum ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:49,
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Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
YAYAY!
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Cae1 ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 22:02,
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HaHaHa
Not quite was I thinking of but... Woo anyway!
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NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is? ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:30,
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I doubt I deserve that.
It took me 2 seconds.
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King Baby Duck more than a ceiling ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:32,
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Arf!
Excellent.
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:32,
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Heh, brilliant.
Not so smug now are you?
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:31,
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he died at the dentists
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:15,
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Nigella moonlights as a backstreet dentist
to help ease NHS dentist waiting lists. She's not very good though. Edit: I think he died very happy
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P3te "the Meat" ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:27,
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very good work :)
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:17,
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Woo, but Ris?
Head is a collander?
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:18,
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nothing to 'get' as such...
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mugatu ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:20,
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s'ok then.
:)
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:23,
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that is utterly fabberlous
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:19,
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argh!
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:20,
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Is she the head chef ?
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:20,
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haha :D
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mugatu ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:21,
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i likey
i hope someone gets this
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jonjonjon ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:20,
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are they supposed to look like tits?
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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:29,
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no you have to know a little maths to understand
a bit sad i know. It's matrix multiplication
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jonjonjon ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:30,
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i can barely count past twelve so i have no idea
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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:31,
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I'm not checking it to make sure it's right.
That is a bit nerdy even for b3ta!
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:33,
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I'm sure there is a woo yay
in there somewhere.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:35,
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ooooh! a matrix prouct...
Can't be arsed to work it out! V Good though!
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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 22:18,
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Excellent
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Pachey ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:21,
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Nicely mr muggles :)
*clicks*
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chunderbunny lacking humus since ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:24,
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away an boil yer heed ya teasing minx!
Woogatu!
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:26,
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£10 to whoever can spot a seam
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jonjonjon ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:43,
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hahahahahahah
love it
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mugatu ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:45,
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*click*
Very woo! The head makes me think of Stroggs...
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Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them... ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:51,
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:57,
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woo
yay houpla panowie 280px!
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Your watch is BACK ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:58,
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It would be 280 wide if I put it on its side...
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:59,
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sweet!
*tilts head*
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Your watch is BACK ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:05,
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'dgehog!
Nice.
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:58,
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isn't this usually followed by a slight *squish* noise
also wooyay!
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:58,
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UNEXPECTED HEDGEHOG!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:59,
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Is that a new Bryan Adams song?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:00,
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Yes
and I can actually imagine him singing it which scares me slightly
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:15,
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It was an uuuuuuuuuneeeeeeexpeeeeeeeecteeeeeeeed hedgehooooooggggggg
in my beeeeeeeeeeed
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:27,
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yes to hodgypigs by torchlight :D
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:59,
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this is most lovely
woo!
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:59,
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cool effect
nice!
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:00,
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That looks nothing like a hedgehog
- they are extremely flat, and live in the middle of the road, with their arms and legs sticking out sideways. Otherwise, this is very good indeed.
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:00,
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why the insist on sleeping in the road baffles me.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:03,
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And make a 'buh-dump' sound as you drive over them!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:03,
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and 'dump-buh'
when you reverse back over them to make sure
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:04,
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ha ha ha!
^ this. With added badgers.
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:06,
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you'll see one day!
*goes back to work on transgenic hedgehogs with stainless steel spikes*
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Your watch is BACK ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:07,
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You can't reverse over them!
The Spines! They face the wrong way! Severe tyre damamge possibilities!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:08,
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That's porcupines
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Pachey ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:10,
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And punks
/ the voice of experience
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:14,
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YOU can't tell me what to do
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:16,
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I was speaking metaphorically!
So shut up!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:20,
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These are too good
*jealouses all over the place*
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Pachey ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:01,
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Most impressive!
woo yay
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:03,
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The cops are coming for him
wooyayetc!
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abandonnship ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:03,
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can never be buggered at all
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Dont point it at your face up the ass ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:04,
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Seriously,
have you ever tried buggering a hedgehog, Mr Pratchett?
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:07,
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I like that
They lurk in the dark making great volumes of noise, well at least in my garden.
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:09,
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that is ace!
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mugatu ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:12,
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aaaw that's special! :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:12,
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That's excellent!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:13,
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Shit, it's the cops!
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:20,
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Pachey ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:53,
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Nooooooooooo!
Swan wuv me! also woo.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55,
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hehehe!
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:56,
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hahaha
"kill you in half" ooooh!
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:56,
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Nice as per
woo miss
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:56,
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at last some glorious sanity
i love these. mostly because they are bloody funny but also because i understand them. bless you.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:56,
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Kill you in half! Hee!
Lovely work, Pachey *clicks*
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:56,
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thi ^^
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:57,
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heh
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:56,
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no.
i have belly pride. sign is wrong. (how rude. WOO!)
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mutster101 fell over ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:57,
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ha ha ha ha!
brillo :D 'ning Pachey *hugs*
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:58,
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Hello Daniel
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Pachey ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:02,
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What the frig did these say originally?
I can only imagine the top middle one is "No saxophones" - Who would do such a thing? Also: woo!
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P3te "the Meat" ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:08,
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It was in Russian so I don't know
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Pachey ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:11,
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Ah right
Those crazy Russians and their dislike of jazz
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P3te "the Meat" ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:21,
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I done a Taiwanese one earlier
That was weird.
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Pachey ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:25,
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haha
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mugatu ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:22,
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honest?
error message?
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:52,
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*clicks 'yes'*
no wait *clicks 'no'* head asplodes!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:53,
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pfft
Talk about cheak! I sit down to take the first bite of my much advertised dinner and a guest comes up and says: 'I know you're eating but I can't get my room mates laptop to connect to the WIFI. Can you look at it now?' Twunt!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:54,
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do you not have a penis, and a bladder?
there is a solution to this request :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55,
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I did shove a chip in his face and tell him
These are the only chips I'll be working with for a while.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:57,
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nice gag
now kick him in the throat
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:58,
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you mean you wish you'd thought of that while he was standing there
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:58,
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Naaa
To his face. It particularly took the piss as I kindly spent a good portion of yesterday resolving spyware and virus problems on it from last time with all the pr0n site he visited when he last borrowed it!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:07,
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i'm guessing it was a male guest
if they were female you'd be tapping it right now
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mutster101 fell over ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55,
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Ha ha, this ^
and the laptop ;)
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Pachey ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:00,
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Naaa I'm old enough and grizzly enough
to be totally nonbiased in being a cunt.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:20,
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you have wifi at hostels these days?
fucking hell, thought they were meant to be the epitomy of basic shelter.
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:59,
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IT is
We only get Tescos value caviar! But when I say the WIFI wasn't working, I meant the problem was he wasn't pulling the string taut between the cans.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:22,
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but 'No' is always the right answer.
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mutster101 fell over ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:54,
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I thought it was
right click - properties - disable office assistant?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:25,
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Some guy....
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:51,
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I bet you stole this off another forum
where some guy made it.
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:54,
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Nah,
he saw it on a t-shirt
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Bazmonkey baws! ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55,
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Join the 39,000 club!
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:57,
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*Joins*
Cheers :) I'd seen the badge a while ago but didn't want to steal it uninvited
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Bazmonkey baws! ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:03,
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ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
WOO!!
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:57,
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ha
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:03,
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I HATE MYSELF
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Tom OMG ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:44,
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firefox is nice
and asks me if i'd like to open what i was doing earlier. woo.
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Cae1 ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:45,
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its a good feature
as it seems to bomb out for me all the time
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Bazmonkey baws! ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:46,
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yesh
i swear it does actually die about twice as often as ie does
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Tom OMG ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:47,
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i always thought
Microsoft was deliberately making it fuck up all the time its so frequent
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Bazmonkey baws! ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:49,
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if you dont use ie
you cannot use any internet
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Tom OMG ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:50,
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ahahahahhaha
ahahahahahahahahaaha ahahahahhaha ahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaha ahahahh ahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaha ahahahh ahahahahahahahhahahah ahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaha ahahahhahahahahahahhahaha aahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahh *wipes tear*
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Your watch is BACK ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:54,
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^this!
i use ie sometimes. only because its the default, and wont go away. its not good.
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Cae1 ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:56,
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that's what they want you to think
http://www.litepc.com/ you just won't be able to use some windows features, and some things that have fuck all to do with web browsing insist on using ie libraries because they are the product of twats :D (you may completely arse your computer using xplite, still, gotta laugh innit)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55,
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what the hell are you doing to it?
Mine never crashes.
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:49,
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its a shared computer
which means i get to blame everybody apart from me but every time my computer is turned on i get the 'syastem has recovered form a serious error' message
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Tom OMG ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:51,
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^thisum
in fact when I had a fudged ram stick it was the only program on the machine that didn't crash. long live firefox!
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:52,
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Mine crashes all the ti
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Pachey ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:53,
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pfffft!
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55,
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arf!
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badchili zubzubzubzubzub ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55,
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arf!
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Your watch is BACK ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:56,
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hahaha
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Bazmonkey baws! ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:58,
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arf
:D
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:59,
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And restarts session!
tis the fwuffy bunny of browsers!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:48,
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hehe :)
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Cae1 ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55,
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It's true, it does
But then again so does Opera. And Opera also features the "paste and go" function which is rather sweet (not quite sweet enough to convince me to convert, but not at all bad)
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:48,
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I TOUCH MYSELF
I don't want anybody else When I think about you I touch myself I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:45,
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*watches*
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:45,
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the vynals are the shiz
possibly the shiz-buiscuit
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Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:49,
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is that for
deleting the thread?
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Bazmonkey baws! ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:45,
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I preferred the massive one :P
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:45,
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Yeah
I liked the "STUFF I DONT WANT" folder on the desktop
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Bazmonkey baws! ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:47,
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how many people would be happy
with everyone seeing their desktop right now? Not me!
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badchili zubzubzubzubzub ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:48,
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i admit that i scanned for anything incriminating on that post
i wouldnt like people to see all the donkey porn I'm downloading right now
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Bazmonkey baws! ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:50,
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that
was due to my brother filling the whole memory card on my memory card with him trying to take MYSPACE pictures of himself. i have told him he has three days until those jpegs are recycled.
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Tom OMG ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:49,
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Thats way too civilised :)
just get rid of them
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Bazmonkey baws! ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:51,
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well
i am also stealing all his money
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Tom OMG ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:53,
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I take it back then
its fine :)
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Bazmonkey baws! ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:54,
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but twas barely
legible
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Tom OMG ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:47,
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Me too
I like looking at other peoples desktops!
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badchili zubzubzubzubzub ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:47,
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I have it in my history and will use it as evidence against him...
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:50,
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KILL
the unbeliever!
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:46,
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Kid Pix Deluxe 3?
...
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Cuthbert Annihilator ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 22:34,
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First Post
Next week - originality
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Cerne Big in Dorset ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:36,
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Pffft!
I haven't seen one of these yet.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:37,
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haha i like it very much
well done :) *click*
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creem all over your face ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:38,
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*clicks for great justice*
edit: a first post that is funny and complies with the FAQ! A much better start than me!
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:38,
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welcome aboard.
haven't a bloody clue what this means, please don't feel the need to explain, i very much look forward to your next original post.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:40,
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read it backwards
; )
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McBadger COW ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:41,
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google "zero wing"
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:42,
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lol
TOAPLAN
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McBadger COW ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:43,
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Or just google
all your base are belong to us
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:47,
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oh!
between this and the disappearing post that was above containing a list of bands i'd never heard of, it is now confirmed that i am very old and so far out of touch with you young people i've turned into my dad
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:48,
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I did that about ten years ago
about 2/3 of the stuff on this board goes whooshing merrily over my head while I'm thinking about buying more Swarfega and listening to chamber music. :)
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Pachey ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55,
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I LIKE THIS AS MUCH AS A HORSE ON FIRE
i.e. a lot. Woo!
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mugatu ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:42,
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KEKEKEKE!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:45,
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hahahahaha
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mugatu ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:48,
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!!
BEWARE!
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abandonnship ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:06,
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!!!
hello miss!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:22,
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Yay!
I was going to do this ;) Woo!
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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:42,
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needs more "for great justice" button
:)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:44,
archived )
Someone on this very board did this several years ago.
I liked it enough to save it all this time. I'd give credit, but it's not tagged.
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robotic Loves you all, except for... ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:44,
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That is like fucking magic mate
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:46,
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I just wish that I had 50% of the talent that went into this.
cries....
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robotic Loves you all, except for... ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:49,
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ooh, you big thief :P
Looks like the creator made a minor error - "so" instead of "to" survive.
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:48,
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tis is so good
that makes me wanna sexes my screen!
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Your watch is BACK ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:55,
archived )
Take your screen out to dinner and a movie first...
Then sex the fcuk out of it. :)
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robotic Loves you all, except for... ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:00,
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nah
*wipes screen with rohypnon laced cloth*
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Your watch is BACK ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:03,
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That is great.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:24,
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pearoasticular cancerous compolalury
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songsforeveryone ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:30,
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Just some evening sillyness
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:28,
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whoop whoop!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:29,
archived )
silly redex!
Lol
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:29,
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is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo..
...
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beaubodor blogless ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:30,
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I never thought I'd say this but...
TOO MUCH PINK!
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Pachey ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:30,
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There's some blue at the top!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:30,
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i so wanted that to be a link to something
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:30,
archived )
A tow bar?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:31,
archived )
Read the FAQ!! n00b
and 'I want never gets', respect must be earned.
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badchili zubzubzubzubzub ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:27,
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Well, that's original
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:27,
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teh punnage!
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:29,
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slaps around
until your body lies bloodied in a shallow grave
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:35,
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better to be murdered
than ignored
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badchili zubzubzubzubzub ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:38,
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don't worry
it's just for the punnage, although it took me a while
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:01,
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punnage
is a cause worth giving up your life for! :)
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badchili zubzubzubzubzub ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:17,
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Pfft!
I like that
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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:36,
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i don't get the joke
unless it's just about how ridiculus it is when they say best song ever (2)
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jonjonjon ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:29,
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why are you closing an anchor tag that wasn't opened?
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EvilFred is investing in scuba gear. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:38,
archived )
Not quite for the compo, but...
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SqueakyG ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:25,
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arfles!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:26,
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Pffft!
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:26,
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WOO!
love it clicks
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:27,
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I wonder what processor and ram Artoo has!
Woo!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:28,
archived )
At last!
A pic I like in this f-ing compo! and I'm including my own feeble entries in that statement. *CLICKS
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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:28,
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I'm using Vista now
First impressions = meh. Edit: Oh, and woo!
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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:28,
archived )
..you need to be very old...
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beaubodor blogless ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:24,
archived )
:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:25,
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this is woosome
click
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Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:26,
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i'm 27 - obviously not old enough
However, Happy Toast smiled at it, so I shall woo it anyway. 'Woo' There.
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mugatu ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:26,
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this may help
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:27,
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Hahaha
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:26,
archived )
I'm obviously not old enough! Yay!
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:26,
archived )
Wow....if 32 isn't even old enough....
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:29,
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Do you? Bugger.
Woo!
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:29,
archived )
I'm35 and RISing!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:29,
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i'm very old and i didn't get it
now i do, i also have a couple of her albums, the covers are brilliant
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:33,
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Hahahaha, you nutter!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:34,
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hahahaha!
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:35,
archived )
I vaguely remember this from an ad or something
can't remember what for though I'd give you a woo but the song is stuck in my head now.
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Pachey ,
Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:35,
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