(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:40,
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Damn, the casualness of his violence puts the fear up me
woo!
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:42,
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i will put my fear up you!
(Dr ScunnerShe’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:42,
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ö
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:43,
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I'll put you in your fear!
*room 101's*
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:44,
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Casual violence
ftw Nearly as good as "casual sex"
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:42,
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thats a fantastic source pic
top shop for Tony, great pained/worried expression
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:49,
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It fell off the back of a wagon of some sort...
(rsignalpush it to the limit,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:40,
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It's a cracking album
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:42,
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can't wait for the Gordon Brown versions of this
(spartacus_millsand Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:42,
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Tesco Value
Prime Minister
It works on several levels more than negative one.
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:45,
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maybe some gordon's gin -> tesco value gin thing
i really can't be arsed (plentyofants ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Wed 27 Jun, 19:46, Ignore, Hide, Reply)
(plentyofantsmore ghee, vicar?,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:46,
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^ This
.. and in other news : :D Loving your sig
(spartacus_millsand Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:51,
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It's funny because he's saying it ;)
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:37,
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This is the happiest moment of my life.
*starts up suicide cannon*
Thank you for my mini Dixon cutout - he's all the aces and more
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:37,
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hahahahah
Do you want the cut out model I made?
It'll slot in an envelope easily. Gaz me an address if you do and I'll pop it in the post.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:38,
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\o/
Addy on the way :D
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:41,
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Ha :D
FP this!
(spartacus_millsand Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:38,
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dooooooooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:39,
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You do realise the inherent problem with Dixon's compo though, don't you..
There will be a lot of entries that don't mean anything except to the creator as there isn't a theme, merely a method, and given the fact that you'll have to photograph or scan all entries in, it'll be /board nazi heaven next week for flaming an increased number of unoptimised photos or scans, as was made apparent by RPS
I like the idea of the challenge, but it perhaps needs more of a 'guiding theme' attached to it
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:40,
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:|
Way to spoil the fun!
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:42,
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Hey, I'm all for it, it'll inject some creative gusto to the compos
I'm just pointing out what could very well happen, as people tend to get more worked up about posting the longer they spend on something, and the longer they spend on something the less they want to optimise it...
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:43,
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meh, maybe
but I don't think the carnage will be any worse than your average compo/day on the board though ;)
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:46,
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One good thing it will do is stop the reposts as soon as the compo is announced
cos there won't be any/many...
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:48,
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agreed
/edit: but reposting things for compo that don't really fit is also a b3ta tradition....
;)
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:56,
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(donkeysoupWas last seen on,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:33,
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If it's crap, do something better
and newer.
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:34,
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Cheers.
Love you too.
(donkeysoupWas last seen on,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:36,
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I never said I loved you
don't fool me with that again!!! *cries*
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:37,
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Lazy compo entry
but it sums up my thoughts perfectly
(Cluckneeds a holiday,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:33,
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Hahahaha
Raised a chuckle here.
(SugarSpunSisterYeah, whatever,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:33,
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Oi!
I was gonna do that!
*struts away*
EDIT - Oh, I saw the background. *clicks*
(head-doctorololololo,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:34,
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sorry :(
I'm off for dinner :)
(Cluckneeds a holiday,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:35,
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No need to be sorry, I was gonna put up an unshopped pic.
Enjoy your din dins!
(head-doctorololololo,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:36,
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Clicked
(donkeysoupWas last seen on,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:34,
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yes :D
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:34,
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it wrought a smile from my steely face
no small feat when i'm this sleepy. hurra!
(spacefishbong!,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:38,
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Congratulations Mr Wasp,
It's a girl!
(CakieRose from the dead on,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:23,
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150 girls!
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:27,
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drones
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:28,
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That Queen is some whore eh?
She jives around the hives.
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:30,
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She is a honey though
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:31,
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Sticky situations
she puts you in though.
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:32,
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ooh bee-hive
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:32,
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They're wasps!
Damnit. Wasp oohing at the sight of that Queen.
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:33,
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she gives me the hornet
(spacefishbong!,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:33,
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yeah but she has a mean sting
(Sonic 2and Knuckles,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:32,
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I currently have an infestation of these buggers at work.
in the past coupla days I must have escorted near on a hundred out of the door. I don't wanna kill them cause it pisses em off!
(CakieRose from the dead on,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:30,
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Killing them pisses them off?
Try sticking one under a glass for an hour to suffocate it to death, only to realise it gets drunk on air-loss, wakes up a while later and stings the feck out of you angry as piss.
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:31,
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Yes it does
and no I won't!
(CakieRose from the dead on,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:32,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE
Gordon Brown. Britain has a new Prime Minister, and it's b3ta's solemn duty to make him look really stupid during his first week in office. Go mental.
(Fraserhas joined the Moomins.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:22,
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(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:23,
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This idea
Will be used. It's ace.
(Fraserhas joined the Moomins.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:23,
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Hurray!
(SugarSpunSisterYeah, whatever,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:24,
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\o/
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:24,
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Next week
I promise
(Fraserhas joined the Moomins.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:27,
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*mwah*
Now all I need is an idea. shit.
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:28,
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fuck yeah \m/
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:25,
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Yay!~
we love you Fraser!
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:25,
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phew!
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:31,
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and then shoved it up Domo's arse
apparently
(P3te"the Meat",
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:24,
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he loved it
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:25,
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'glue stick'?
euphemism? edit: mindpiss also, people have been doing gordon pictures all day, haven't they? (plentyofants ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Wed 27 Jun, 19:26, Ignore, Hide, Reply)
(plentyofantsmore ghee, vicar?,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:26,
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*cue attack of the pearoasts in new threads*
:D
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:28,
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(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:23,
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pfft
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:27,
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hahaaha!
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:27,
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Best worst film ever
(P3te"the Meat",
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:28,
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what film is it?
(Dr ScunnerShe’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:37,
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Freddy got fingered
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:41,
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The current FP wins.
(collapsibletankprocreates,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:24,
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^ that
(P3te"the Meat",
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:29,
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yup
(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:29,
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Yep. This ^
Rightyo, I'm leaving /board for a week.
*Packs bags and goes off to /links
Ta ra! :)
(spartacus_millsand Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:32,
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Thats fair.
Can we have the scissors-and-glue challenge next week please?
I'll donate weak orange squash and chocolate digestives.
(SugarSpunSisterYeah, whatever,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:24,
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I'll bring the jaffa cakes *orders from flowerpot*
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:26,
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Oooh, posh
We should nominate somebody to be the supervising adult though. Or get a large supply of safety scissors.
(SugarSpunSisterYeah, whatever,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:28,
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I'm still too young but I have lots of safety gear
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:29,
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FILTH.
(SugarSpunSisterYeah, whatever,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:31,
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What?
Don't you believe in protection?
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:32,
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Its of paramount concern.
But you're underage! Ewww!
(SugarSpunSisterYeah, whatever,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:33,
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nuh uh i'm 7 years too old
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:48,
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UNCLE INTERNET!
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:30,
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:D
(SugarSpunSisterYeah, whatever,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:31,
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no he touched me dinkle
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:45,
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Yes.
(Fraserhas joined the Moomins.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:31,
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Thankyou :)
(SugarSpunSisterYeah, whatever,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:33,
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boooo hisss
:D
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:24,
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You have overwhelming support :)
(SugarSpunSisterYeah, whatever,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:25,
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It's a truss
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:26,
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Hahahaha
(SugarSpunSisterYeah, whatever,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:27,
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*makes obvious comment about big pants*
edit: but not quick enough :P
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:26,
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:)
Put on lots of weight and I'll get you a sports bra
(SugarSpunSisterYeah, whatever,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:29,
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working on that
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:34,
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Ace
*passes cake*
(SugarSpunSisterYeah, whatever,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:35,
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*snaffles*
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:35,
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the old problem flaring up again eh?
;)
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 19:29,
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(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:23,
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he came on to me, me lud
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:24,
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Hey
If Domo's willing to pay the cash...
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:25,
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Oh fuck!
tentative woo!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:24,
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Hahaha
domo doesn't look too happy about that.
Edit: and congrats :)
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:24,
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JESUS ON A ROCKET PROPELLED HORSE GOING AROUND AND AROUND IN CIRCLES FOR NO REASON SPURTING LARD AS PASSERS BY
o_o
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:24,
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ha ha ha ha
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:25,
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first thing that came into my head really
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:27,
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Your ass and legs are shit
as are those sagging pancakes stuck to your chest in the shape of pectoral muscles.
And though I can't see it clearly, your tatoo does have an 8 ball in it, which I guess would be forgivable if you were a hells angel and it were 1974, but as this is not the case I must say that's pants as well.
edit: And the picture's out of focus, poorly cropped, and seamless.
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:25,
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oh no
now I feel all bad and stuff oh wait no, no I don't
Edit someone woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning, its a bit of fun mate. If I'm making you feel homosexual tendencies blame your genes not my fine self.
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:26,
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he's going to get the girly b3tans to send him messages demanding sexes now
and some of the boy b3tan's too I guess
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:28,
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I've given up
He's a principled man.
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:32,
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haha
no such thing
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:32,
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Awwww
I loved the attention
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:33,
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haha
oh dear.
(imnotplayinganymoreLike a rock. Like a planet.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:28,
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These
are the crappest pickup lines I've ever heard.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:29,
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Hey mofaha
that's a nice 8ball on your arm
OH MY GOD YOU'VE GOT ARM BALLS!!
*runs off screaming*
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:30,
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I was tempted
but that just says more about what else has been thrown at me
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:30,
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?
no smiley wink at the end?
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:30,
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And of course now it's your turn to see how you compare
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:33,
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No, that's the reason I keep my mostly naked body off the internet
I only let people I like know how ugly I am.
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:35,
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this is not what I wanted to see when I've just finished work...waaaah O.O
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:26,
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Liar
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:26,
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haha well done meester :)
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:36,
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*drops monocle into dirty Martini*
good lord!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Might be a tad NSFW chap - *right click saves for later*
*goes for a lie down*
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:27,
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nothings on show
just like I was wearing a pair of Domo pants
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:27,
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you know well that it's not about what exactly can be seen
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:42,
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christ on a...
your willie looks a bit strangecongratulations on 7000 posts (plentyofants ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Wed 27 Jun, 18:29, Ignore, Hide, Reply)
(plentyofantsmore ghee, vicar?,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:29,
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Thankee
Nearly clicked the wrong reply button there
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:31,
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