Heh
I think left-wing would apply to people on both sides of this argument.
It's not a very good insult
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:48,
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It's not a very good insult
surely it should be "Smoking ban" or "No smoking"?
a "No smoking ban" means that there is a ban on not smoking.
/pedant
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:48,
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/pedant
give it time and it'll be like the whale in the thames etc
people will find pubs and restaurants nicer and smokers will have new friends under the eaves outside of pubs etc
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:52,
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exactly
yesterday evening, this was discussed too, resulting in more and more signs crossing out signs, which in turn were crossing out signs, which...etc ;)
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:54,
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no, you've got it all tit about arse
it's a protest against the ban meaning:
No (*to the*) smoking ban
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:16,
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No (*to the*) smoking ban
It would be good
if there was a smoke room but apparently these aren't allowed either
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:49,
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Apparently there can be designated smoking areas which aren't technically inside (like a marquee or a fenced porch)
There'll almost certainly be a fair few of those springing up to win back all the smoking locals.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:52,
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To be honest
If someone stops going out to pubs just because they can't smoke they're a sorry fucking wanker.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:19,
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well
i'm tempted to stop going out to pubs because they're full of sorry fucking wankers.
especially on saturdays.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:25,
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especially on saturdays.
The lack of smoking is indeed cool!
Fresh air is a lovely thing.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:52,
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No one is stopping people from smoking
They are stopping non smokers from having to put up with it when they go out.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:12,
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well sir.
if they don't want to breath in smoke in the pub.
GO TO A NON-SMOKING PUB!
They came for the smokers,
But I was not a smoker,
So I did nothing,
They came for the 4x4 drivers,
But I was not a 4x4 driver,
So I did nothing,
They came for the car boot counterfeit DVD sellers,
But I was not a car boot counterfeit DVD seller,
So I did nothing,
They came for the ukulele players...
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:19,
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GO TO A NON-SMOKING PUB!
They came for the smokers,
But I was not a smoker,
So I did nothing,
They came for the 4x4 drivers,
But I was not a 4x4 driver,
So I did nothing,
They came for the car boot counterfeit DVD sellers,
But I was not a car boot counterfeit DVD seller,
So I did nothing,
They came for the ukulele players...
To be fair I'd do nothing for any of those
except the Uke brigade.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 15:02,
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i think thats the point.....
my version of HMHB's "Turn a blind eye".
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 15:35,
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Non-smoking pub?
There's no such thing. Especially one with a pool table.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 15:57,
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There is.
Millions of the fuckers.
(Also, we have a non-smoking Wetherspoons in Exeter.)
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 16:33,
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(Also, we have a non-smoking Wetherspoons in Exeter.)
I'm a smoker, and I say to all the moaning
"we've-lost-our-civil-liberties-what-is-this-nazi-germany" gang - just fucking deal with it.
I accept that smoking is a filthy habit and not nice at all for non-smokers.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:19,
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"we've-lost-our-civil-liberties-what-is-this-nazi-germany" gang - just fucking deal with it.
I accept that smoking is a filthy habit and not nice at all for non-smokers.
'I don't want to be sent to a little room to have a wank like a leper'
Fucking legendary.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 16:35,
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if it was nazi germany at least we'd still have a car industry.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:26,
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oops. did i actually defend nazi germany there?
can't be having that.
this was, after all, the regime to inflicted upon the world the horror that was the Volkswagen Beetle.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:32,
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this was, after all, the regime to inflicted upon the world the horror that was the Volkswagen Beetle.
couldn't agree more
just because i have the right to poison my own airspace, it doesn't give me the right to poison anyone else's. i'll just have to get stoned at home.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:48,
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I dissapprove of the fact that we have to put signs up everywhere
(every entrance to the church, in the hearse, on all 5 doors of my old man's truck because it is a workplace) despite the fact that nobody ever smokes in those buildings.
Surely a national ban means less need for signs?
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 15:03,
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Surely a national ban means less need for signs?
you're a dick
I don't want to HAVE to breathe your smoke when I go out - I have sevear sinus problems that have meant 2 operations and 1 A&E visit.
The only reason I have problems is that I am alergic to cigarette smoke but until today I couldn't get away from it in public buildings and now I can.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 16:09,
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The only reason I have problems is that I am alergic to cigarette smoke but until today I couldn't get away from it in public buildings and now I can.
I can respect that
But smokers are addicts and as it's been banned the only support offered is cash in time from the
pharmaceutical corporations.
If about 90% of the price of ciggies is meant to go to the NHS, why hasn't a massive support initiative been started?
I am in no way condoning the hardship you've been through.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 16:23,
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pharmaceutical corporations.
If about 90% of the price of ciggies is meant to go to the NHS, why hasn't a massive support initiative been started?
I am in no way condoning the hardship you've been through.
Don't non smokers..
Have the freedom to choose to no breath in your cancer smoke?
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:35,
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I'm off to the pub for lunch in a minute.
It'll be interesting to see how many people are standing outside.
I gave up over a year ago.
*looks smug*
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:45,
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I gave up over a year ago.
*looks smug*
what WAS the fucking plan anyway?
"lets make a small explosion?"
"let's maybe injure a few people a little?"
I guess terrorism just has to be terrifying, but this is just confusionism.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:26,
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"let's maybe injure a few people a little?"
I guess terrorism just has to be terrifying, but this is just confusionism.
These terrorists have been watching Brainiac! Sicnce abuse for tips
The failed ones in London were even more pathetic. Nails on the floor and Calor gas tanks!
Osama must be slapping his forehead with frustration.
I think the London ones were an attempt to make instant Pearly Queens.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:36,
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Osama must be slapping his forehead with frustration.
I think the London ones were an attempt to make instant Pearly Queens.
It just makes me wonder
how many even sadder attempts just went unnoticed
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:38,
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I think they planned
To drive it into the airport and set it on fire, and maybe explode the gas cylinders.
It wouldn't be a very powerful explosion - petrol doesn't explode and gas is problematic - but a big fireball that would have set fire to a lot of the terminal.
I should work for MI5 or something :P
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:38,
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It wouldn't be a very powerful explosion - petrol doesn't explode and gas is problematic - but a big fireball that would have set fire to a lot of the terminal.
I should work for MI5 or something :P
No it doesn't
It catches fire.
Petrol explodes if it is vapourised in the right percentage of air, or compressed, etc.
Perhaps I should have said 'it's not a very good explosive'
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:51,
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Petrol explodes if it is vapourised in the right percentage of air, or compressed, etc.
Perhaps I should have said 'it's not a very good explosive'
I always laugh
when someone drops a cigarette onto petrol to ignite it.
Try it some time*, it's virtually impossible.
*Actually no, don't.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:11,
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Try it some time*, it's virtually impossible.
*Actually no, don't.
inside the rapidly moving
mug. You have to climb inside it to get it, while it's rapidly moving
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:19,
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what's the ringtone like?
the noise of flashguns going off, followed by wheel screech, followed by a crashing noise & finally a heart monitor flatlining?
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:10,
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p-tun p-tun p-tun SCREEEEEECH CRUNCH! BIP BIP BIP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:11,
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Elton John wanking his arse with a candle
whilst wanking his cock with all the money he's made from singing about the dead, whilst simultaneously singing about the dead.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:14,
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no, the sound of heavily mascara'd eyelashes fluttering in sympathy at landmine amputee victims
edit: damn
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:11,
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How about you make the text bubbles bigger?
'Part from that, woo for the punnage.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:04,
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Having been the subject of abuse for reposting, I can tell you...
STOP REPOSTING YOU REPOST WHORE!
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 15:22,
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STOP REPOSTING YOU REPOST WHORE!
I wouldn't be surprised
if a white plastic chair was involved ;)
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:59,
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about the same
chance as me laughing at a Harry Hill joke.
*seethes with hatred for the unfunny cranberry*
Nice pic though.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:59,
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*seethes with hatred for the unfunny cranberry*
Nice pic though.
"I keep bees
not for the honey, for the fur" made me laugh - not a high hit rate for 10 years granted.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:08,
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* canned laughter and much whooping *
Pssst, It does actually have a studio audience though
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:15,
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There is something
extra smug about Mr Hill that I find disturbing
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:29,
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a prostitute or an eagle?
Who would win?
There's only one way to find out....
FIIIIIIGGGHHHHTT!!!!!!!!!!
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:52,
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There's only one way to find out....
FIIIIIIGGGHHHHTT!!!!!!!!!!
no they don't.
I saw an episode a while back, where it was obvious they didn't have an audience due to the way one of the gags played out. Buggered if I can remember what the gag was now - something to do with a wrestler bloke smashing through the wall.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:36,
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I thought this was less like terrorism
and more like you've been framed. Woo to pic!
Other TV tie-ins to look forward to would be Sherriff John Burnell with Worlds most "Aldi" terrorists!
"Thith joker ith trying to blow up the houseth of Parliament with a bag of charcoal briquettes and a tub of petroleum jelly mounted on a Raliegh Boxer........."
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:14,
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Other TV tie-ins to look forward to would be Sherriff John Burnell with Worlds most "Aldi" terrorists!
"Thith joker ith trying to blow up the houseth of Parliament with a bag of charcoal briquettes and a tub of petroleum jelly mounted on a Raliegh Boxer........."
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha...
*breathes*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
btw did I say 'hahahahahahahahaha'?
*clicks*
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:56,
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
btw did I say 'hahahahahahahahaha'?
*clicks*
happy birthday for yesterday
i have ill so wouldn't have been able to come anyway
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:16,
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Ha :)
Does nae bother me, I find the whole episode fucking hilarious!
I kept expecting Beadle to pop up during the news footage yesterday
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:14,
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I kept expecting Beadle to pop up during the news footage yesterday
Gaaah!!!
teh punage!
have this woo! and a TJ for a piece of crap
ban cars, not fags
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:54,
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have this woo! and a TJ for a piece of crap
ban cars, not fags
Not sure what it all means...
but it seems likely that even this can be milked.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:19,
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but it seems likely that even this can be milked.
it looks as if
Mrs. Brown (Snr.) and Mossop from The Riddlers had an unholy tryst. I like him. Can you get it in a plushie?
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:03,
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depends on the size of the plushie..
oh, that's not what you meant at all is it?
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:55,
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:D
I'm surprised I haven't seen a Shrek 2 one yet.
I watched it the other night and when I saw Shrek as Gordon Brown I shouted "Compo It!".
The missus just stared blankly at me though.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:07,
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I watched it the other night and when I saw Shrek as Gordon Brown I shouted "Compo It!".
The missus just stared blankly at me though.
Hanging Around Henman's Hill
Couldn't pass this one up (Mustapha Bin Dun tho?)
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:41,
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cdc+toap
this image has been around forever... and ever... and ever...
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:02,
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