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# You get what you pay for...
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
#
Haha, rightly said. *Clicked*
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# There's a lot to be said for the old ways


God, I'm old.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# This is cool
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# is it?
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# the old paradox:
if you say it's cool, it probably isn't.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# did you make that
or are you nawty?
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# oh fuck off
Left wing bastards like you annoy me.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Heh
I think left-wing would apply to people on both sides of this argument.

It's not a very good insult
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Yes I suppose,
*shakes hand*
*polishes swastika*
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# *polishes hammer and sickle*
;)
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# pffft
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# surely it should be "Smoking ban" or "No smoking"?
a "No smoking ban" means that there is a ban on not smoking.

/pedant
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# give it time and it'll be like the whale in the thames etc
people will find pubs and restaurants nicer and smokers will have new friends under the eaves outside of pubs etc
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# So we have to smoke?
coooooool.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# exactly
yesterday evening, this was discussed too, resulting in more and more signs crossing out signs, which in turn were crossing out signs, which...etc ;)
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# no, you've got it all tit about arse
it's a protest against the ban meaning:

No (*to the*) smoking ban
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# It would be good
if there was a smoke room but apparently these aren't allowed either
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Apparently there can be designated smoking areas which aren't technically inside (like a marquee or a fenced porch)
There'll almost certainly be a fair few of those springing up to win back all the smoking locals.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# To be honest
If someone stops going out to pubs just because they can't smoke they're a sorry fucking wanker.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# ^
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# well
i'm tempted to stop going out to pubs because they're full of sorry fucking wankers.

especially on saturdays.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# The lack of smoking is indeed cool!
Fresh air is a lovely thing.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Not cool
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# ,
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# No one is stopping people from smoking
They are stopping non smokers from having to put up with it when they go out.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# well sir.
if they don't want to breath in smoke in the pub.
GO TO A NON-SMOKING PUB!

They came for the smokers,
But I was not a smoker,
So I did nothing,

They came for the 4x4 drivers,
But I was not a 4x4 driver,
So I did nothing,

They came for the car boot counterfeit DVD sellers,
But I was not a car boot counterfeit DVD seller,
So I did nothing,

They came for the ukulele players...
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# To be fair I'd do nothing for any of those
except the Uke brigade.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# i think thats the point.....
my version of HMHB's "Turn a blind eye".

(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Non-smoking pub?
There's no such thing. Especially one with a pool table.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# There is.
Millions of the fuckers.

(Also, we have a non-smoking Wetherspoons in Exeter.)
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)
#
I'm a smoker, and I say to all the moaning
"we've-lost-our-civil-liberties-what-is-this-nazi-germany" gang - just fucking deal with it.

I accept that smoking is a filthy habit and not nice at all for non-smokers.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Thank you!
Some smokers are nice considerate people after all.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
#
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# 'I don't want to be sent to a little room to have a wank like a leper'
Fucking legendary.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)
# if it was nazi germany at least we'd still have a car industry.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# :D
and at least I'd know who the hell was actually in office.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# oops. did i actually defend nazi germany there?
can't be having that.
this was, after all, the regime to inflicted upon the world the horror that was the Volkswagen Beetle.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# couldn't agree more
just because i have the right to poison my own airspace, it doesn't give me the right to poison anyone else's. i'll just have to get stoned at home.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# I dissapprove of the fact that we have to put signs up everywhere
(every entrance to the church, in the hearse, on all 5 doors of my old man's truck because it is a workplace) despite the fact that nobody ever smokes in those buildings.

Surely a national ban means less need for signs?
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# THat's going on my office wall!
*clicks*
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# you're a dick
I don't want to HAVE to breathe your smoke when I go out - I have sevear sinus problems that have meant 2 operations and 1 A&E visit.
The only reason I have problems is that I am alergic to cigarette smoke but until today I couldn't get away from it in public buildings and now I can.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# I can respect that
But smokers are addicts and as it's been banned the only support offered is cash in time from the
pharmaceutical corporations.
If about 90% of the price of ciggies is meant to go to the NHS, why hasn't a massive support initiative been started?
I am in no way condoning the hardship you've been through.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Don't non smokers..
Have the freedom to choose to no breath in your cancer smoke?
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 17:35, archived)
# stampin'
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# heh topical
woo
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Today is a sad day.
:(
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# I'm off to the pub for lunch in a minute.
It'll be interesting to see how many people are standing outside.
I gave up over a year ago.
*looks smug*
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] The iron-man?
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Duh! duhduh duhduhduuuh.....DUDUDUDUDUH duduh duduuuh!

(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# AAAARRRGHHHH
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# now shop Barry Ferguson in a pope outfit.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Christ!
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# bindun?
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Hah!
Needs more Pissing Man standing on the left.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# what WAS the fucking plan anyway?
"lets make a small explosion?"

"let's maybe injure a few people a little?"

I guess terrorism just has to be terrifying, but this is just confusionism.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# this was complete
bellendism
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# I think
it failed to detonate properly...
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# they must
of followed some "make a bomb
tut" on the internets
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# *confuses embassy*
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# These terrorists have been watching Brainiac! Sicnce abuse for tips
The failed ones in London were even more pathetic. Nails on the floor and Calor gas tanks!
Osama must be slapping his forehead with frustration.
I think the London ones were an attempt to make instant Pearly Queens.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# It just makes me wonder
how many even sadder attempts just went unnoticed
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I think they planned
To drive it into the airport and set it on fire, and maybe explode the gas cylinders.

It wouldn't be a very powerful explosion - petrol doesn't explode and gas is problematic - but a big fireball that would have set fire to a lot of the terminal.

I should work for MI5 or something :P
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Petrol does explode dude.
That's the whole idea of it : )
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# No it doesn't
It catches fire.

Petrol explodes if it is vapourised in the right percentage of air, or compressed, etc.

Perhaps I should have said 'it's not a very good explosive'
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# only in films.
it doesn't make a good explosive.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I always laugh
when someone drops a cigarette onto petrol to ignite it.
Try it some time*, it's virtually impossible.

*Actually no, don't.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# P'noyms!
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# HANGOVER QUAKE
where is the red cross with my Resolve?
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# inside the rapidly moving
mug. You have to climb inside it to get it, while it's rapidly moving
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Sorry I'm late.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# aww!
so sweet

thank you, x
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# I like how GQ2 looks SMOOTH
even though I can't see it
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# ...and he's off! *bang* like a bullet!
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# P'NOYMS!
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Shit!
My kitchen is going over a cattle grid!
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# LAFF
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Pffft
lovely.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Haha! What?
I wish I had a vibrating, shouting kitchen.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# That's right!
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# .
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# what's the ringtone like?
the noise of flashguns going off, followed by wheel screech, followed by a crashing noise & finally a heart monitor flatlining?
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# p-tun p-tun p-tun SCREEEEEECH CRUNCH! BIP BIP BIP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# It's the sound of decommisioned landmines.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# or a thousand people shouting "QUEEN OF FUCKING HEARTS"
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Elton John wanking his arse with a candle
whilst wanking his cock with all the money he's made from singing about the dead, whilst simultaneously singing about the dead.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# yeah, I love the extra's on the rocketman dvd too
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# That one's a corker!
;)
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# no, the sound of heavily mascara'd eyelashes fluttering in sympathy at landmine amputee victims
edit: damn
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# the sound of Will Carling
getting his end away
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# It's
the sound of a woman who just won't die.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# zombie princess!
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Paparazzi
bukkake.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# This is very good
and also true.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# golf


Click for bigger (71KB)
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# How about you make the text bubbles bigger?
'Part from that, woo for the punnage.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# don't repost
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# again?
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# is this the 5th of 12th time?
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Having been the subject of abuse for reposting, I can tell you...

STOP REPOSTING YOU REPOST WHORE!
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Sorry it could have looked better
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# I wouldn't be surprised
if a white plastic chair was involved ;)
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# about the same
chance as me laughing at a Harry Hill joke.

*seethes with hatred for the unfunny cranberry*

Nice pic though.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# "I keep bees
not for the honey, for the fur" made me laugh - not a high hit rate for 10 years granted.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
#
Personally can't stomach the fella, but I love TV burp.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# ugh I loathe
shows that pretend they have a studio audience.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# * canned laughter and much whooping *
Pssst, It does actually have a studio audience though
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# There is something
extra smug about Mr Hill that I find disturbing
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# I heard
he hit a prostitute
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# is that better
than an eagle
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# a prostitute or an eagle?
Who would win?

There's only one way to find out....

FIIIIIIGGGHHHHTT!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# no they don't.
I saw an episode a while back, where it was obvious they didn't have an audience due to the way one of the gags played out. Buggered if I can remember what the gag was now - something to do with a wrestler bloke smashing through the wall.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I thought this was less like terrorism
and more like you've been framed. Woo to pic!

Other TV tie-ins to look forward to would be Sherriff John Burnell with Worlds most "Aldi" terrorists!

"Thith joker ith trying to blow up the houseth of Parliament with a bag of charcoal briquettes and a tub of petroleum jelly mounted on a Raliegh Boxer........."
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# My hamster has the horn!
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha...
*breathes*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
btw did I say 'hahahahahahahahaha'?
*clicks*
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# happy birthday for yesterday
i have ill so wouldn't have been able to come anyway
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# hahahaha yaaaaay :D
*parp*
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# YAY!
that's fab

/edit: clicked!
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Reminds me
of the Pop Noodle Horn ads
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# so that explains it
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# yes
excellent :DD
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# bindun(ish) ;)
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Damn!
B3tan to it.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Ha :)
Does nae bother me, I find the whole episode fucking hilarious!
I kept expecting Beadle to pop up during the news footage yesterday
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# .
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Gaaah!!!
teh punage!
have this woo! and a TJ for a piece of crap

ban cars, not fags
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# I mean
I get it!
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Striking?
Hahaha
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# pfft!

Sorry! :)
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Sunrise, sunset...
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# oh yes
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# have a..
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Woo!


MSN sucks balls!
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Not sure what it all means...


but it seems likely that even this can be milked.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# he is full
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# of
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# population paste
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# , nice.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] .
Hosted image
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Haha!
This is very good.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# hehehe!
most splendid.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# it looks as if
Mrs. Brown (Snr.) and Mossop from The Riddlers had an unholy tryst. I like him. Can you get it in a plushie?
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# depends on the size of the plushie..
oh, that's not what you meant at all is it?
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Well...
You have to pick some stitches out...
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# :D
I'm surprised I haven't seen a Shrek 2 one yet.
I watched it the other night and when I saw Shrek as Gordon Brown I shouted "Compo It!".
The missus just stared blankly at me though.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# bindun
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Aaah
so it has :)
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# hahaha
thats good that
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# P'noyms!
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Marp!
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# i'm lovin it
:)
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# ...
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Hanging Around Henman's Hill
Couldn't pass this one up (Mustapha Bin Dun tho?)

(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Woo!
dead funny *clicks!
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# poor tim
I've got his back
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Be honest
... who else cheered when he lost? Again.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# cdc+toap
this image has been around forever... and ever... and ever...
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

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