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# so many times you can do a cdc
my attempt at serious,

*hang on no there isnt so many times you can do a cdc*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Do not cheesegrate your hairy eyes
Fire will happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# aahahaa
the bottom one is a cheesegrater xD roflharris
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Ah, an old Latvian saying, if I'm not mistaken.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# ned kelly visits glasgow
strewth!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:47, archived)
# eh what
australia/strewth? glasgow?

*useless fact: i was born in wee bonny glasgow, not that you care pfft*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# i don't know where you are now, so this may help
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/6259032.stm
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] gordonclawed...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# He didn't do it!
He's no hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:34, archived)
# RPS
Saw this in ASDA, couldn't see any on the shelf though!
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Well, shop one quickly then
this I gotta see
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Arf!
Shouldn't it be "made by dicks for dicks?" ;)
/can't stand Doc Who blog
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# What the hell was it really?


edit: Ah, I know, it was a Dr Who novella called 'Made of...' by regular Dr Who writer bloke Terrance Dicks, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Yeah, it was
Made of Steel, by Terrence Dicks
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# I think he created him?
Edit: maybe not:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrance_Dicks
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# nah
sidney newman and donald wilson did that
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Let's not forget Verity Lambert
who who went against Sidney Newman's strict instructions and commissioned a story featuring aliens.

Daleks, I think they were called...
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# ..and we're back to Terry Dicks again.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# I knew he invented something!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Nation, actually.
/anorak
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Shit yeah!
/umberella
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)
# But I believe Dicks wrote the first script.
I could be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:36, archived)
# the first ever script for anything?
i thought that was shakey
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Nah, he wrote This ole house!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Doubt it
He didn't join the show until 1968, five years after the Daleks first appeared.

Anthony Coburn wrote the first story, then David Whitaker helped out with Terry Nations Dalek script.
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Close, but no cigar
it was a rubber doll depicting a doctor, who was made of dicks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Terrence Dicks?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Stefan Kuntz
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Issac phatcox
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Seymour Gash?
*may not be real, but I'll be pleased if it is
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Showusyor Anusring
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Shirley Loose
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Enid Blyton


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# and Pam Ayres.

At it.

Phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Cor Blimey!
*imagines*

*changes pance*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Haha!
I commend the member of staff / piece of equipment responsible for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
# If I could serve myself at the till
I can type anything as anything on the till to come up on the display and recipts (as long as it is within 12 letters).
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# I wonder how possible it is
to scan in a customer's shopping so that the first letters of each item on their receipt spells [lol rude] things...?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Like this?
poetry.rotten.com/john-fu/
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
# hehe!
scroll down for answers?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Yeah.
But with lemsip and bog roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Do I come here often....................?


Lets all do the floral dance



(I helped save b3ta! Jonny H orsecock - Father of Two, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# he keeps hitting his head on the bricks
must be a painful dance
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# don't worry
he's got another one
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Arf!
That crazy Wogan!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# the pain
he's felt nothing since eurovision,
he's numb in the head
(I helped save b3ta! Jonny H orsecock - Father of Two, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:16, archived)
# That's inaccurate, so it is.
Wogan would never say so it is, so he wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Nice brickwork!


and bouncing
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
#

I just updated the mofaha rss feed if anyone's interested :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Nice...I like that!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# happy shoes!
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Arrrghghghghg
colourscheme madness!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)
# it's exactly how is was in my head
except the button was more inviting
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# !

good thinking ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
# HUZZAH!
i have been clicking my mofaha rss feed link every so often, getting more and more folorn at the lack of updates :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Hiya
I was away for a while, family and related stuff in the UK. One day when I'm there I'll actually have a chance to meet you, you miserable bastard. We can sit in the pub and moan :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# heh
would be good
I know what it's like though, we have family in oregon, so 'holidays' are just a big visit, moreso now we've got kids
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Exactly
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# heh
same here
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# to tell the truth
I threw the feed away a while ago

I never was a feed reader anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# well, after it took me so long to figure out how to work it
i'm keeping it
plus it's the only way to be sure i haven't missed any of mof's pictures, cos the lazy shitter never updates his site :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Ha
can't argue with that really. I'll get around to the redesign eventually though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# *weeps gently*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# it was the only feed I had
and it wasn't doing anything
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# *rocks to and fro holding knees*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:37, archived)
# oooh
top work

have a woo!

Edit: how long does something like that take you?
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# This one took about 45 minutes I think.
They vary a lot. Sometimes the simpler looking ones actually take me more time, I think because there's less to work with to make it look right.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# see the girl with the red dress on...
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:37, archived)
# ooh, lovely
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# lol!
comedian first, prime minister second
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# BOOGIE!
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# That John Culshaw gets everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# You've made Gervais funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
You deserve a knighthood!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# i've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)
# We're all here!
In one place!
IT'S A SIGN OF THE END TIMES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
# IT'S A SIGN THAT IT'S BEDTIME
i've had a very hectic weekend
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# :)

not worth it's own thread.
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Top work mofaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
# That's rather woo
top shop! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Many bothans died to bring me this information
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Ok, explain the racoon...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Comic effect?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# It's transparent!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Jedi racoon then.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# It is!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# The last one is an upside down double clitted vagina!
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# You get 64 more than that fiver.
THEN you'd see it upside down.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# It was in the original painting*

* may contain copious portions of bollox
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# I shit you not, at my local market a guy was selling
"Bolox" watches
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Ha ha...you should've bought one

and sell it to a b3tard

23. profit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:46, archived)
# George Lucas is gonna sue somebody...
www.starwars.com/databank/droid/bollux/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# racoon?
what racoon?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)
# I like it,
I like it a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# this is so hatstand it should be in DTH's Porch to allow guests to hang their many varieties of Head gear on
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Ning sir!
No what the fuck is this about?

BEARDED BABY!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# ROFL!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# coons.
and jesus has no penis.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# How will he write his grocery list?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Well he certainly can't ask for cucumber!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)
# He will turn water into a grocery list
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# hahaha
ace... nice racoonage
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
# you're a bit late
the religion compo was a while back now
still though, have a click
(creem all over your face, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# I don't generally participate in compos
I just make whatever springs to mind
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Random much?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Where's Dai?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# RANDOM!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Yeah...
You're confusing me
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# What a coincidence!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Still confused
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# 20 minutes late
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)
#
(captain barnacle, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# this makes me want egg on toats
does anyone else want egg on toats?

I may make it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Bizarrely, I read that as egg on toast.
Funny that.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Freeeeeaaaakkkkkk!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:34, archived)
# yes!
a sidesplitter
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Nah!
Just had slap up Sunday lunch!

*bursts*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# the concept of a slap up meal scares me
I always consider it to be a waiter bringing you your food and then he gives you a good slap in the face
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)
# With his manmeat
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# yeah
that's the way

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Waiter! Waiter! There's a cock slapping my face!
That's OK sir. It's just my throbbing length of meat sandwich. You did order a meat sandwich, didn't you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:16, archived)
# that reminds me
must buy sausage
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:03, archived)
# I'd love some - a double helping please!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# TO O O O O O O O AAATTTTTSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Why does that coriander look like cheese?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# because i was lazy with photoshop
you'll also notice his clothes change...

meh
(captain barnacle, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# No, I didn't notice the clothes change!
meh,meh
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Kind of Muppet show
exorcist_vomit kopie
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Hahaha
How strange!
I suspect someone's been watching Eddie Izzard ;)
That's one of my fave source images as well
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Yep
I have made another with the frog who kisses the freaky girl with a gaint tongue but it was linked on the board...Because the're stupid ..
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# She's a hot sexy babe and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)
# wood
not




sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)
# FROG FUCKS GRANNY!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Haha!


b3ta.com/board/7355566 :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Maybe it will be the 4th time by tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# probably

but really, every time he starts out good and then cocks it up
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# One regeneration too far me thinks
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

And don't forget to vote SAXON
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
# i vote head and shoulders
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# please state the nature of the medical emergency
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
# or
Please state the nature of the galactic emergency.
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:27, archived)
# temporal emergency
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Tentacle emergency!
:o
(morner, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)
# tentpeg effecacy??!!
:ø
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Toureg epilepsy
B-)
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Give him some aviator shades and make him Hunter Thompson!
And what's with all the Saxon nonsense?
Who or what the fuck is Saxon?
/votes Saxo
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Saxon were a dodgy 80's metal band
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Hahaha
I suppose I really shouldn't have asked.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# that finale was shit
such an excellent series so far and they go and end it with a pile of old poooo
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] He'll be around for a while methinks
(Frooky, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
# hahaha woo
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)
# The Face of Go!
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Doctor Who - the Voyager
Woo, great stuff.
(ArchNemesis :(){ :|:& };:, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Bindun, I suppose...
Here you go anyway:

(morner, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:12, archived)
# I don't get the Glasgow thing at all.
I can't help thinking it must be a misunderstanding. Either the 'weegie driving has accidentally set his breath on fire or the idea really was to try and piss everyone off by blowing up 200 incoherent, ranting winos. Either way, 'FAIL'.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Do not pass GO!
Do not collect £200!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)
# It all depends on where you stand:
One man's terrorist is another man's car-bomb lighter.
(morner, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:21, archived)
# I just don't understand why John Peel let the whale drive.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
# The war on the axis of evil will soon be over
these loons have just picked a fight with 5 million Scotsmen, people who would kill for a warm bottle of Buckfast.

Next thing you know, there will be a Bacardi filled Vauxhall Nova, filled with Burbery clad knife wielding teenagers, crashing into the Iranian Embassay, claiming everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Woo
I'd expect it was sold with a damaged fuel tank and steering difficulties ... and dodgy spark plug
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)
# /*\/*\
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Pfft!
I actually laughed when I saw it on the news. Not sure whether I was laughing more at the idiots failing everything but setting themselves on fire or the fact that noone would really care because it's only Glasgow.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
# I laughed at the on-fire guy
My dad was a bit annoyed at Glasgow being attacked though.
(morner, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Yeah it's rather unexpected
I'd actually like them to hit us (hope you terrorists are reading this). Then we'd have an excuse to start replacing the shitty old buildings with something decent.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)
# It's funny in itself that it was such an epic fail
If a terrorist ends up being laughed at he's really really fucked it up!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# I'm actually enjoying terrorist attacks
That might sound sick but at least the news is somewhat entertaining now. It's better than fucking Maddie got lost, Maddie got buried in a shallow grave etc etc. Or the 200 year old pensioner who was refused entry to bingo for wearing trainers.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)
# i get my front teeth put in tommorow.


deviantart
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# How much?
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# 14
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Good!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)
# seems like a good amount
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:12, archived)
# and I'm happy, but not for long
the future, is coming on

lully
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# hurray
I like your style

also: I'm 300, huzzah!

was going to save my ultimate timewaste for post 300 but it's only halfway done
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# which reminds me
I'll be 40000 soon

congrats, it's been nice to have you around
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# yes.
only 580 to go eh...

and cheers, it's been nice being around
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)
# and im..
20 =D
(Brass 2006 Don't like me? Then I don't like you., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:45, archived)
# so that's why it keeps raining!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)
# iknow
i dont care for yorkshire.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Nah
That's that damn Rhianna song, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
# agh!
radiation
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# I want
to give a girl a card with this on.

Make and sell cards!
(gingerchris I'm trying..., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)
# if you give me a pound
i will give you this as a card.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)
# how can I get a pound to you?
Next step... find a girl.
(gingerchris I'm trying..., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# hmm
i dont know.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# in my best SuperDave style...
(gingerchris I'm trying..., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Super duper!
I also want sunshine in a bag but noone will let me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)
# lol hey!!!


hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is dave but u can
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... i like 2 watch
invader zim w/ my boyfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our
favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! hes random 2 of course but
i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!!
lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of
commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(dave\/\/27 THE ONLY REAL ONE, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Fuck off back to /b/
you tit!
You may be interested in this
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Rules 1 & 2!
(Dooley, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Image not related!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Brix were shat!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:09, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Old copypasta is ooooold.
(Dooley, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# You use the word random
far too often and incorrectly.
(I helped save b3ta! Fistymuffs, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# *sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Realistic brick
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Thanks for telling us all that..
Too bad we didnt ask.....

Incidentally You are LAWRENCE OBI. You are Bank Manager of Zenith Bank Lagos, Nigeria. You will share with me 30% of the $26.5 million that BARRY KELLY who died with a WILL left in your bank. You put the money in two trunks and want me to claim the money.Which Nigerian spammer are You?
(Brass 2006 Don't like me? Then I don't like you., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Now this should read:
""Hi everyone, I'm new here!
*holds up spork*
My name is Dave but you can call me the Penguin oF doom! Lol...
As you can see I'm very random: that's why I came here, to meet random people like me.
I like to watch Invader Zim with my boyfriend (im bi, so if u dont like it deal with it) its our favourite tv show!!! because it's so random! He's random too of course but
I want to meet more random people =) .Like they say the more the merrier. Anyway I hope to make a lot of friends here, so give me lots of
comments."""

Oh and a "^_^" was in there somewhere....

!) As for the 'bi' comment it sounds as though you're trying to make yourself victimised.

")How long did this take you to write?

£)You can't spell freind friend, but I'll be fucked if I can either.

$/€) What do you mean comments?

%) YOU ARE NOT JAPANESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/killjoy
(Brass 2006 Don't like me? Then I don't like you., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)
# you'll make him cry! T.T
rand();

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# it's dave, so you don't actually have to worry about it.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# dave dave?
brum brum!
famed for his drawins of cars?
merm?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)
# lol
just looked at his profile.

He's clearly not emo, and clearly a poser.

But I'll stop stating the obvious now.
srry all
(Brass 2006 Don't like me? Then I don't like you., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)
# you do know this isn't dave don't you?
it's the old double V trick which has been used before
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
#
become a hero
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# This
Is exactly the kind of moronic nonsense that turns online forums and meeting sites such as Facebook and Myspace into sub-standard clutter. Far too many people use the word 'random' out of context. 'Random' means, and I quote from dictionary.com:
–adjective
1. proceeding, made, or occurring without definite aim, reason, or pattern: the random selection of numbers.
2. Statistics. of or characterizing a process of selection in which each item of a set has an equal probability of being chosen.

NOT 'crazy, wild, individually-orientated or idiosyncratic.' Along with endemic, random is possibly the most misused word in the English language.

Sorry for length, but it had to be said.
(pacman_40 Pocket Kleenex: for the wanker on the go, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# and
no one else finds finds this funny? i THINK its a joke...
(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Derek the Dalek decided to invest in a little more armour

only by the time he got to B&Q they only had some check plate left.


Click for bigger (48KB)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Woo!
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)
# oo
nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# One of my older vector portraits

For a change
Someone post a new thread or something, it's lonely at the top!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# nicely done
who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)
# It's a friend of mine!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)
# she's got a worm in her mouth
In other news, BBC1 is a load of wank tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# No, really?
It's been like that for a while!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)
# It's
particularly shit tonight, what with the Concert for Diana being on all night...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# That's a good point
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# noice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Tanks a lart!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Im so sorry


This is shit im sure.
Bindun?
(Brass 2006 Don't like me? Then I don't like you., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)
# GAY!
EDIT: Yes, it's bindun but not with that source.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# seams
ok to me...
(Unicross was brought to you today by the letters M, E and H, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# holy shit
that's a strange adventure and no mistake!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# que?
I see nothing
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Kid's, eh...

for The Coast of Yemen
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Ha ha
Took me a second to notice the boy and the pig
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Still
neeeds more goatse on the trees in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)
# That's dirty that is
In other news, can anyone explain to me the joke in Rob's "I love you" anim from yesteryear? I love the tune, but I still have no idea what he's saying. What am I missing?

EDIT: The flower song one www2.b3ta.com/flower-song/
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Can someone tell me
What this is all about? I have seen a few pictures of this around.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:37, archived)
# It's about this
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7357032
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Ah ok,
But I'm sure I saw some shops of it last night.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:43, archived)
# hahaha
fully corrupt

:D

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Hahaha
I did a double take of the pig :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# awww...c'mon....just one more...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)
# *spluff*?
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)
# yup...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:30, archived)
# I knew it would end badly!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)
# That's actually not bad
although it looks like a ciggy box govt warning.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:24, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:25, archived)
# Are you trying to combine two news facts here?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)
# If anything these attacks make me less scared of terrorism
if they're so bloody inept that all they manage to do is set themselves on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)
# I know how you feel.
This is the closest a terrorist attack has been to where I live though.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)
# I think that maybe terrorists dont really realise that
as people this sort of stuff doesnt really scare us that much. I would be more likely to convert to shariah law if they sat down and wrote me a nice letter, as opposed to just saying- do it or we might set ourselves on fire in your general vicinity.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Actually
men are more likely to crash cars than women.

(I'm not a feminist, I would *never* wear doc martins AND I wear a bra at most times)
(Northern Lovely, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Mhmmm
let's not get into that old chestnut, dear.
Get on with the ironing.
*pinches bum*
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)
# How dare you!
And me with all these kids to raise/whining to do/boasting how I can multitask/complaining about lack of foreplay!
(Northern Lovely, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:30, archived)
# *resists urge to boast*
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)
# of course
and muslims are not terrorists at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:28, archived)
# not ALL of them
just the London, Leeds and Scottish ones.

Edit: and Bradford.
(Northern Lovely, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:34, archived)
# funnily enough....did this for the floods last week :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)

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