b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 31302 (Older | Newer)

# they call me mike jones
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(sillygooseofdoom murp,SHANIKWA, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:26, archived)
# I know that cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:27, archived)
# Intimately?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:28, archived)
# Its name is... wait for it...
...Low poly*.


Its a free 3d lowpoly count cow from Viewpoint.
edit:Quick check notes the original looks to be
"Cow model courtesy of Clemson University"
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:34, archived)
# i wanna know it!
next weeks steak!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:29, archived)
# DOES ANYONE KNOW A GOOD WEBSITE FOR RUSSIAN BRIDES?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:28, archived)
# you'll be needing
a russian bride website is my guess!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:30, archived)
#
wikipedia
ytmnd
myspace
b3ta
google
yahoo
aol
4chan
tedjesuschristgod
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:31, archived)
# YOU ARE A SHINING STAR.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:30, archived)
# YOU ARE THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:35, archived)
# YOU ARE THE AIR BENEATH MY BISCUITS
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:38, archived)
# YOU ARE THE ANCHOVIES IN MY WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE











awefully hard to pick up a biscuit with no air underneath, hmmmm?
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:51, archived)
# Ahhhh, I get it...there WAS no Keyser Souze..

519Kb of shit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 4:47, archived)
# DO SOMETHING FUNNY. I DEMAND IT.
I AM LISTENING TO DON'T STOP BELIEVIN BY JOURNEY ON A LOOP.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 4:55, archived)
# COULD BE WORSE!!!
BOSTON--MORE THAN A FEELING.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 4:56, archived)
# Or anything by Zimbabwe's third most popular cello player, 'Unfewgo Molarme'
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 4:57, archived)
# WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:00, archived)
# I'M UP TO ROUND SEVEN NOW.
THIS IS A HARD GAME BUT IT IS SO AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:03, archived)
# OH GOD, THIS IS KICKASS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:01, archived)
# Right fuck this,...
/Ronnie James Dio - Holy Diver

How you like DEM apples?!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:04, archived)
# Crimson and Clover -Shondells.
*rides in a circle around the wagons*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:06, archived)
# Errrrrm.....battery acid..battery acid..?
:(

:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:07, archived)
# DID YOU GO DEAF YET?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:06, archived)
# Deaf with AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:10, archived)
# pretty good, pretty good!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 4:56, archived)
# ...I think it sucks..
Ta though.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 4:56, archived)
# im torn between a ripple
and a see thru wine jube!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:02, archived)
# YOU DO THAT!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:04, archived)
# im opening tattyshop,
im dredging thru old shit,
i got nothing!

yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:12, archived)
# "You will,..you wiiiiill"
- Yoda

;D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:22, archived)
# Yeh I should get PS on this computer
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 3:26, archived)
# haha
this is better than the sum of its parts
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 3:28, archived)
# 300 was the most painful annoying peice of shit I have ever set eyes on.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 3:50, archived)
# Have you ever met my Uncle Chucky?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 3:51, archived)
# no, but i bet he's gay.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 3:54, archived)
# Well, duh.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 3:56, archived)
# I've heard this from others...
usually they've got degrees in ancient history...
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 4:21, archived)
# I thought it was brilliant nonsense
myself, loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 4:24, archived)
# Yeh me too
but then I don't have a degree ;-)
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 4:33, archived)
# SPOOOORTS!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 4:38, archived)
# exactly.
also the "sex" scene near the beginning was just pure pornography, and don't call me a fucking prude, because I know the difference, pornography is sex without art, and that whole film was just that. As well and annoying (almost comedic) levels of overdone fighting, as well as the whole film being rapped up and over shitted up on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 4:44, archived)
# this is spartaaaaaaaaaaaa.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 4:45, archived)
# Over 450 hits. Your point is as valid as always Doc'.
macrochan.org/search.py?tag=Themes%3AMovies%3AFrank%20Miller%27s%20300
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 4:55, archived)
# bitches don't know about my dick.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:02, archived)
# We've got the name of an album, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:04, archived)
# every 4chan nerd will be snapping up a copy, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:09, archived)
# Sounds good to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:09, archived)
# I thoroughly enjoyed it
as a pile of stylised escapist nonsense it was unparalleled in recent times*

I'm not goin to call it "accurate" "art" or "a must-see" but it was worth the money it cost me to see it.

If only the music in-film had been as good as the NIN the used in the trailers.

*obviously, this is possibly because I've not seen every movie that could fulfil that particular cinematic niche
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)
# "Angry man must be stopped"
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 3:51, archived)
# I love the smell of haggis: it smells like victory.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 3:57, archived)
# hehe
Charlie don't toss the caber laddie...
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 4:23, archived)
# FP THIS NOW*
(more so i don't see penises everytime i wander onto beta frontpage than anything else*)
(I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 4:22, archived)
# Probibly Bindun...
Emo Emu..
(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:57, archived)
# yup
very well done though!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 3:01, archived)
# bindun, bindun, bindun
obvious popular wordplay, and yes it has bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 3:21, archived)
# even i've done it
not this well tho, so have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 3:27, archived)
# local content!
woo & yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 4:27, archived)
# First try
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:52, archived)
# then getting 'set aboot' by local's
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:53, archived)
# Liked the interview on CNN...
"So I twatted him"
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:55, archived)
# fucking legend
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:57, archived)
# We’ll Set Aboot Ye!
johnsmeaton.com/
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 3:18, archived)
# Hahaha
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 4:07, archived)
# ...and now for a complete waste of bandwidth
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# works for me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:10, archived)
# I just spilt coffee on my cock
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)
# It's ok, it wasn't too hot
it's a surprisingly pleasant feeling

Now what the hell is this bit of a stapler for??

(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)
# reproduction
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:16, archived)
# If this was 15 to 1 I'd have just turned off one of your lights...
you realise that? do you?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# I have proofs!
wee baby tweezers

/lights out
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
# You mean
This isn't 15 to 1?

That Billy G Stewart lead me up a blind alley.

*sobs*

Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:30, archived)
# did he touch you?
if he touched you you should tell an adult...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:33, archived)
# Oh he touched me
In ways you can't imagine.

Whimsical trivia ways, mainly. Can you imagine that?

If so, very much in that manner.

Adults duly notified.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:40, archived)
# ataching to magnet things?
Nail file?
extra strength for the plastic?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:16, archived)
# springy bit
for that other type of staple that noone uses
(I helped save b3ta! Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)
# It's not springy though
and what sort of staple is this? I want more enigmatic staples
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# you turn the little metal plate
and the staple spreads outside instead of inside

/robot porn blog
(I helped save b3ta! Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:21, archived)
# ahhh... i getcha
nope, it's not that... this is just a little metal plate that's not apparently serving a purpose
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:23, archived)
# Maybe that's what it is
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:28, archived)
# ahh
or if removed, could be a handy prison shank
(I helped save b3ta! Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)
# This is how science progresses!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:30, archived)
# Nature!
Red in tooth and shank!
(morner, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:33, archived)
# Take it off and see what happens?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:21, archived)
# I have done
nothing happens
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:21, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!
It could cause a rip in the space time continum
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)
# well appart from this obviosuly
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:25, archived)
# It is there
so that if you try to steal a stapler from the shop, an alarm goes off.

Do not try to remove it, otherwise you will get dye everywhere.
(morner, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:34, archived)
# that might explain the coffee
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:35, archived)
# as your stapler is plastic
I'm going to guess that said piece of metal is for reinforcement purposes so it lasts a while.
I've got a cheap placcy stapler without even that metal bit. it's got kind of moulded-in cross-bracing instead. poor-man's version (Staples own-brand Stapler. it seemed appropriate somehow)
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:53, archived)
# I believe you have my stapler
That's the last straw......I..I..I burn down the building...I'll do it..
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 3:00, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 3:06, archived)
# that won't work this time
i am sober
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)
# *winces at hissing noise*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# it's ok, i used my shorts to soak it up
now i just have a toasty warm crotch

This would all make more sense if i was drunk
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:24, archived)
# This excites me
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)
# prolly best on the links board ..............
but here's me doing 95mph through mt. shasta...........

www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8Uoi7Ojw7w

I pass a copper at 4:04 in the vid and drop the camera.
(hazbro has no marbles since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:45, archived)
# More Speed
No no, it is far too slow. Make it faster
(maninthespoon, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:51, archived)
# Nice & Geeky
So I like, so I click!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:54, archived)
# Edit: Finished
A sniffling drooling moany red thing that pisses itself
and he's holding a baby too
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)
# *edit* that was too wrong
/feels dirty

Anyway...Very nice vector style! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Kryton?
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:14, archived)
# Hahah!
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)
# Awwwwww!
Some/a lot of babies are ugly as sin, but that one is allllll of the cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:16, archived)
# did you see I got a mohawk today?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:20, archived)
# no I did not!
I'm sure you look super sexy with it
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:25, archived)
# sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
# That's fucking great
Was that a filter or did you trace it?
(I helped save b3ta! .o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Neither
It's a vector. Tracing with lines that have
various points that are connected by
mathematically calculated curves that can be
infinitely scaled up without loss of detail.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Only vector styled mate
not a real vector there
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
# ahh,
wondered why it lacked curves. Vectoring might save you time..
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:46, archived)
# yeah it would save hours
but then is it really art if you let a computer do all the work for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)
# oh, come now!
that's like using a paintbrush the wrong way
round to make the painting more impressive!
I would guess it would take at least 2 hours to
vector that.....hardly effortless.
I think your image benefits from lack of vector tho. it certainly gives it a different style.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# Hurrah!
I have Style :D
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)
# I once got dumped wit the line:
"Sorry, I can't handle your massive style"
...never did find out what that meant.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:06, archived)
# is style
another word for cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# I'll go with that
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)
# wise
move, methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# So
for it to be a proper vector drawing all these bastard lines need to be curves?
(I helped save b3ta! .o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:06, archived)
# think there are programs out there that do it all mathimatically for you
but then you don't get to put your own style into it. Call it what you will, I call it "a picture wot I done"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:08, archived)
# Noooooo!
You still have to trace it all by hand!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)
# Yeah I know you do
But I'm saying there are programs out there that do it for you, like filters only more curvyness and math like stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)
# I tried one once
not much better than a normal filter really apart from being more editable afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:16, archived)
# Close enough
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vector_graphics
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:08, archived)
# FILTER!?!?!?!
How very dare you!
It was 4 hours worth of Polygonal tracing
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Fuck!
I must apologise - much better than my poor efforts. They still take hours though

(I helped save b3ta! .o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:49, archived)
# (this isn't me)
...
(I helped save b3ta! .o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:50, archived)
# still good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:53, archived)
# *doffs naan*
(I helped save b3ta! .o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# Fuckbeans.
Are you sure? Check again.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:53, archived)
# *checks*
fuck, where's my knob gone?
(I helped save b3ta! .o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:56, archived)
# guilty
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# *rezips*
(I helped save b3ta! .o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:03, archived)
# it's not me either
if it was, I'd never leave the house or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:56, archived)
# very dare?
please tell me you don't like catherine tate, she's not funny at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# She never invented the phrase
its older than the hills, I would quite like to fire her from a cannon into a stack of cannons, lying underneath a huge stack of cannons that are being held in a net dangling by a single thread that is just about to drop.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:59, archived)
# that's what i like to hear!
add some rancid dog vomit and maggots to that cannon, and i'll sell the tickets!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)
# *Squats over cannon opening*
*Curry shits*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:03, archived)
# *refills with curry*
*grins evilly~*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:05, archived)
# Helllooo.


Where have you been for the past year?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)
# Well I did my GCSEs
then kinda....stopped coming on here!

but never fear, I'm BACK *strikes a pose*
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Ha I just finished my A levels
they were tres difficilé

how is being ginger working out?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:32, archived)
# It's going pretty well for me actully
I hear some people have trouble with it, but I've got tits, so I think it's okay.

uni much?
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Octobré, medical school!
well, it's medical school with an extra year. Tis sort of "medicine with a foundation year"

I'm so looking forward to being 25 when I finish uni.


what are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:41, archived)
# Photography!
mm, proper subject! Going in to my second year in September, then off to uni with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:53, archived)
# hooray... everyone should be old when they finish uni


/will be 25 too
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)
# er 28 for me I think
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:04, archived)
# I'll be 96
don't think I'll make it somehow
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:21, archived)
# Noice work
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Haha great stuff
I just got in from drinking with the GF and Fraser

I got my girl back today

I'm on top of the fucking world
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:38, archived)
# Got her back?
Explain, but make it into a epic fire side tale.

*Pulls blanket round self*
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Last week I suggested a "break" (air quotes absolutely necessary)
...we'd been fighting pretty hard lately because she thought I was trying to sleep with one of my female friends (one I've known for years, who has a boyfriend who is also a good friend of ours) and rather than deal with the issue (for the fourth or fifth time now) I suggested we take some time apart to try and sort things out. She wrote to my sister and told her it was over. Last night I had a massive argument with my sister because she was taking my girl's side, and today I called my girl and had a massive argument with her as a result. It seemed like it really was over for good, but I went round and explained myself and she admitted that she is sometimes (and it is only about 5% of the time) insanely paranoid and jealous. As a consequence we are giving it another go, albeit tentatively, but it's made my day.

*singing and dancing*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# Epykk
Good luck :)
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:56, archived)
# Tune in
to the next episode of 'Why the Fuck Bother' next Fursday when something is boooound to go wrong.

Seriously, though...glad you're pleased with it and that but it sounds a bit mental. I've got the fear and I've not even you.

Hmm, does that sound lacking in sympathy / empathy? I didn't mean it to.

Or did I?*

*I didn't. Or did I?, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)
# Been there done that
too many times with the same woman, She then got paranoid that I'd leave her because she kept doing it.
So I left her.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)
# now that's kinda close to home
and I know exactly where you're coming from but my girl admits that she's been wrong now, and hopefully we can work around it

hopefully
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:05, archived)
# I best not say anymore here
as my ex kept saying she knew shew was doing wrong, things would go better for a month or two, then back to square one. I just ended up thinking, "I can't fucking take this any more" She left me feeling like I couldn't leave the house to do anything without somehow cheating on her.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# received and understood
very, very understood
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# YOU DON'T LOVE ME, YOU'RE GOING TO LEAVE ME!
It should be an easy argument to win.

I let a(n otherwise) very smart woman win it recently. The trouble with crazy ladies is they fuck like crazy ladies, and that's hard to give up.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:47, archived)
# 'preciate the thought
but we've decided to take it very slowly with a 'bail out' option if need be. We''ve both got our eyes open to our problems, but I just don't want to give up on a three year relationship when I still love her and 95% of the time we get on really well
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:03, archived)
# More fear!
It's good you've got a 'bail out' option, I reckon. 'Cos I went out with someone for two years longer than I should've on the back of a 'weeeell, we've been together for four years, it'd be stupid to chuck that away, eh?' type thing and it's not really a decent basis to keep a relationship going.

Jesus fistfuck, I'm going to shut up now.

/single angry loner that shouldn't be giving advice on any level, incorporating 'Misanthropists Weekly' blog

Good luck with it all!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)
# *takes comfort*
(I helped save b3ta! .o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:24, archived)
# Thanks
I know it's not going to be easy but I need to try
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:40, archived)
# awwwww
this thread needs more goatse.

(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# ARGH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# hahah
thats more like it
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)
# the power of the internet
makes this picture funny

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:56, archived)
# I find this strangely arousing
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# Well I recognised who it was so i guess that's a vote of confidence
Now someone say something controversial and inflamatory or otherwise entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)
# lemony's a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)
# I'm willing to accept that this may be true
but how many euphemisms for lady parts can you come up with in a minute?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:03, archived)
# flange
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:04, archived)
# haha wtf
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# quim
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:06, archived)
# Shit flaps
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)
# i dunno
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:06, archived)
# when did he origonally make that?
I'm posative I've seen it about a million times before this compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# nice
you any good with messy hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# if you want one done
send me a decent sized/quality and in focus picture of yourself by gaz, try get the face to be about 1.5 times larger than the one Of Mictoboy there and it'll be grand.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)
# b3ta gloryhole
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)
# I understand this not.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:39, archived)
[challenge entry] not quite scissors and glue...


Click for bigger (285KB)

...but why not? I really enjoyed playing with lego again.
(Frapple, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Hey laserlips, your mama was a snowblower!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)
# INPUT
INNNPUT


wheres the eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)
# I am seeing him rolling
but I aint hating.

Have a woo!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)
# playing with lego dildos?

shirley they chafe the bunghole slightly
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)
# Capt. Mal Renyolds NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# Johnny number five is alive
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:26, archived)
# thats fantastic!!
woo!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
# wouldn't
you
like
to
be
a
pepper
too?

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# Reassemble, Stephanie
And woo whilst you're doing it, love.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:41, archived)
# ydgf
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:07, archived)
# This is a good drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:20, archived)
# The font is called lego...the sandwich is called...delicious!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(zerodin has magical powers., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:06, archived)
# BECAUSE GOD ORDERED YOU TO
LOUD!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:07, archived)
# I would
..
(I helped save b3ta! Bevy, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:09, archived)
# I did
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:12, archived)
# ^^ THIS times FIFTY ^^
and also crossposting threadjack-whorery:

I posted something on /links please be a bunch of sweethearts and have a looky
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Enjoy camping : )
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)
# ta
I'm sure it'll be mad spiffy
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:15, archived)
# I LIKE TO SHOUT AT THE INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)
# BELLOWING NOISE!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)
# That evil bastard is at it again
(I helped save b3ta! Bevy, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:53, archived)
# That crazy wrist
what will it get up to next!?
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:55, archived)
# I recognise that colour
have you mutilated Prod's sock?
Arf to your humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:56, archived)
# Isn't it the Seeks that wear turbans?
They like swords and beards right? Also terrorism? Buggerd if I know!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:56, archived)
# wrists do
I think..
(I helped save b3ta! Bevy, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:59, archived)
# wristist.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:06, archived)
# some of my
best friends have wrists
(I helped save b3ta! Bevy, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:08, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)
# HA I did the same thing with my wrist on the tube
and got some evil looks.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Oooo
I have a wrist cast - I could do that...
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:38, archived)
# jewsround

*suprised if it aint been dun*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:33, archived)
# does newsround still exist?
thats not John Craven
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:34, archived)
# yep
and a lovely piece of totty young lady of virtue presents it.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:36, archived)
# It's quiet at this time of night isn't it
here, have this.......

Because it made me laugh drawing on it
www.b3ta.com/board/7372457
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)
# Writing on face with felt pen is never a good idea
*learned the hard way*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:54, archived)
# ^ this
board/7370209
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:42, archived)
# You rock my world*






*100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:01, archived)
# This made me laugh looking at it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:41, archived)
# Thats a Jews harp on the table
thats a crayon in his hand...

/Woo!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:36, archived)
# Don't often see Cohen references on B3ta
woo to you sir
(Lord Iffy Boatrace, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)
# Nice work on spotting it :P
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:54, archived)
# Last Year's Man
Good stuff. Proper music.
(Lord Iffy Boatrace, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)
# arrr, speak into me left ear, ye scurvy dogs!

What seams?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:27, archived)
# all is not as it seams.
it's late, have a woo

(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:31, archived)
# I definitely will on
"International talk like a pirate day".
I am saving myself until then.
OK... have a little yarrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:43, archived)
# tennis mouth
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:27, archived)
# wahey
bet her teeth won't scrape...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:27, archived)
# Neither
will anything else
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)
# oh dear
that'll be nightmares for me tonight please..

woo pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:29, archived)
# that's putting the fear into me
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka....
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:30, archived)
# it's good
but it's not right

*hides behind sofa*
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:30, archived)
# that reminds me
of a TOOL video, cant remember which one
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:34, archived)
# Parabol / Parabola?
It has big mouthses in, I recall. And Tricky, The Westcountry nutball.

Though it's ages since I've seen it so it could be waaay off.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:38, archived)
#
schism
/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:40, archived)
# its that pesky little grey dude
that bites and hangs on to the shoulder of that lady with the vains coming out of her head and pitch black eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:42, archived)
# ya,
but it might be parabola
this little dude
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:46, archived)
# That's
Swingy headz not embiggened moufs. Isn't it?

I reiterate: I dunno.

Always good, though.

Edit: Ignore this, then. Yes, the veins one is Schism and you claim your five pounds.

/trying to be cleverer than is really necessary blog
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:43, archived)
# i demand my
fiver now . paypal ok?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:51, archived)
# Gob
Gob, gob, gob, gob...and a woo!

But really. They're all mouth these days, aren't they?

Shouting harridans.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:36, archived)
# i think half of the crowd
that watches tennis are dirty old men, coz the lady tennis players do make some dodgy noises.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:40, archived)
# There's no other reason for it
dodgy sexual
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:47, archived)
# Yikes
That's tonight's nightmare sorted.

(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:50, archived)
# I know her
(Pseudonym, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Also
(Pseudonym, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:14, archived)
# I like this one
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
[challenge entry] :/
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:25, archived)
# top shelf, middle.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:25, archived)
# Racist.
/cr3
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:25, archived)
# Fuck off.
Its a piece of material sewn together in the shape of a little man from the top of a jam jar. Racism is when people say nigger, cracker, spik, wog, jig, spade, honky etc.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:32, archived)
# RACIALIST!!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:32, archived)
# whatever and ever amen.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:35, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:33, archived)
# and you can shut up too.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:35, archived)
# IS THAT YOU DOCTOR D?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:43, archived)
# Whoever he is
we have a live one here!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)
# :D
Its late and im off my nut on modafinil! got perscribe it today and its made me a trifle evil.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)
# Howsit?
He is :)


Think its bed time for me
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:50, archived)
# Then off to bed with you
I bet most of us here now are bed-dodgers but once you climb into bed and get all snuggly you wonder why you don't do it more often.

There should be 27 hours in a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:53, archived)
# 27 hours sounds good right now.
I could still get 8 hours sleep tonight that way :)

Night b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
B3tard takes insult seriously! shock! horror!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)
# Arf!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:27, archived)
# WOG
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:27, archived)
# Top Shelf
On the left, behind that slutty lady bear on the far left and the dog!


it's that or a hedgehog in some kind of inter-species 3some.
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)
# It worries me..
you have access to that assortment of stuffed toys
(Daddy Massive, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:31, archived)
# most of them are smothered in my man milk.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:32, archived)
# hahah
i had that dog on the top shelf, hahaah memories ahh bless , i dont know what happened to him, think he went to oxfam :(
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:39, archived)
# hehe
I have a golly wog with orange and white clothes. It scares my sister shitless :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hainesey, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Cock oot

(Square, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)
# *gets the ladyhorn*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)
# lucky
bastard

Although i'd be worried about all the black spots
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)
# He's black.
He's worried about the yellow bits. Fucking terrified actually.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:18, archived)
# It looks like it might
already be too late in that case
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)
# NSFW!
Don't you know anything?!
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)
# LINK
IT
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:36, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh NSFW
MY EYES!
O_O
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:23, archived)
# Are you a Geordie?


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:24, archived)
# BANANAKNOB!

woo for local content!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:25, archived)
# What the....
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:55, archived)
# nonchalant big cockness
credit where it's due. *clicks*
(jagathewise, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:26, archived)
# it's the cheery grin
that makes me chuckle.
I can just hear him now...
"I haff come to feeks ze plumbing"
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:30, archived)
# penis jokes!
have this Real Picture i took today



Onan was the second son of Judah. After his older brother Er died, Onan was required by the tradition of levirate marriage to marry Er's widow Tamar. According to Genesis 38:7-10, when he had sexual intercourse with Tamar he "spilt his seed upon the ground" because the resulting child would be considered his late brother's, not his. In response to the transgression of disobedience, God killed Onan.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)
# pffft
"Generation"

(they seriously had Onan on a Cummins truck?)
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:37, archived)
# yup!
I didn't realize that it was a power source.

I could'a been a millionaire by now :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)
# theres some cream he can get for that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:33, archived)
# Gordon's 60-second Recipes #2
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:09, archived)
# hahaha
I hate dolphins.

All that smiling is a big act. Just ask the porpoises.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)
# ah...
the noble poropises
(spunkbasket3000, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:13, archived)
# Dolphins are just
GAY SHARKS
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:13, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
*click - "DONE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)
# mehe :)

(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:38, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds