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[challenge entry] She's A Babe...

Too obvious? (Sorry for seams-will try to improve later perhaps... and fail)
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Gonna compo that?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)
# I might just do that...
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:43, archived)
# I just
looked up Gonzo in google images.

DO IT NOW.

Edit: No really, don't.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:42, archived)
# You are evil
Now I'm off to eat my dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Babe 3 pig in the oven
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Gonzo journalism
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:39, archived)
# hahahah
winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)
# arrgghhg the bats the bats
nice
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)
# we cant stop here
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Yes!
Gets my click!
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)
# *sigh*








:)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:42, archived)
# That
is all kinds of genius
(EricPhillips, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# kermy journo
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Love in an English Garden

big love
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Not Found
No big love. Story of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)
# i rest my case !
( linky fixed, thanks for trying it )
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:40, archived)
# I've found love
but its miles away - curse you geography CURSE YOUS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Random idea I had whilst walking to the shops
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)
# I love that
I R BABOON
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)
# I was thinking I R BASSOON
but couldn't find any cartoon bassoons (although the search made me giggle a bit) or any baboon with titles.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Cow and Chicken
Pork Butts and Taters

Do something along those lines

Anyone remember 'Crabs the Warthog' and 'Piles the Beaver' (Cow's toys)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:40, archived)
# I remember
the Sailcat episode... Can't find it anywhere though.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Click for cloudy version.

To be blunt: My Webs(h)ite.
Quo-age!!

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)
# i clicked for free hugs.
but it was a lie! :(
much woo
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Not a lie!
*hug*
See?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)
# yay!
*hug back*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:30, archived)
# I clicked too
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)
# *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:32, archived)
#
I feel violated speshul
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:32, archived)
# I also clickified that links.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:34, archived)
# *hug*

Last one. I am hugged out.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:37, archived)
# I'll help you reload
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Thank you.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:43, archived)
# :D
I am super happy now though.

*tingles*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Excellent
I really like how this came out :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)
# xD
I don't the pixelation on the cloudy version, but... s'alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] unshopped?
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:25, archived)
# Yoda?
Kermit.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)
# one and the same...
never seen together in the same room
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)
# that explains alot
a hell of alot.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:28, archived)
# i reckon,
yoda is the evil twin,
he does have a kinda beard!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:36, archived)
# You might just be right!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE


Muppets do the Movies. The Muppets have made some pretty mediocre movies, but what other films could they star in to bring in the blockbuster bucks?

Challenge suggested by The Great Architect and voted for by YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# yay
a good challenge indeed

//watch out for SPARTA posts
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:19, archived)
# SPARTAAAAA.
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:25, archived)
# He's been drinking again.
You can tell.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:19, archived)
# Frogspawn, apparently
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Legless.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# He did?
We did?

We'll never learn.

Oh, well, have some frog cock:

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)
# YAY! Huzza!
Long live TGA!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:33, archived)
# MUppet MAdnesses, yess
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:39, archived)
# pun overdose!
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Go on, have a quickie.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)
# BONGO?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)
# MRBONGO
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Whaaaat?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:25, archived)
# hahahaha nicely done.
but XP blue? ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Oh for god's sake
I already switched from IE

What now?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
#
bb4win.sourceforge.net/bblean/
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Now my computer's fucked
Incompatable, and now theres no taskbar.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Heavy Hindenburg in disguise
Ask The Great Architect.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Are you the goatse man?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# No
He's your uncle
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Which one?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)
# The one
who bent over and pulled his ass open
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)
# hahaha! :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:12, archived)
# This is great!
made me laugh this much *holds out arms*
fp it!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Wow thanks!!!
I hope they do

It'll be my first too :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)
# it'd be too wide
280px is maximum
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:24, archived)
# I'll make it CFB
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)
# perhaps i should email this fella and ask his permission FIRST?
nah. hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# ARGHHHHHGHGHGHGHGHGHG
FGHGHGHGHHGDHDGHGFHHH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Whys he eating his eye?
lolololol etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Wait, is that you?
I'm not fucking a crip.

[EDIT: I bet you wish that you did have hair like that, eh?]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Gaaah!
Woo first day of the year hot enough for my Summer drink.

10 Limes juiced
1 litre or tonic water
250ml of vodka
loads of ice
and a big jug!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived)
# She likes
(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Hello Mr Peanut!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Actually,
the work with the eyebrow as a moustache is very, very good.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)
# wahey
thats great!
(viewtiful-si is listening to gary numan, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)
# that's easy for you to say
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# I'm going to say this and only this:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)
# I'm getting a conditioned reflex here.
If we ever meet in person and I see you eating ketchup or jam just be warned that I'm going to get very sick.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:43, archived)
# How rude
And also quite pretty :)
(w0rmwood pearl, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Nice.
Even though it looks a bit like Yoko Ono.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:44, archived)
# It seems to me
the clever bit about what you do is the detail you leave out...

These are very woo
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)
# My
pleasure...
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)
# that's great as usual
nice subtle gradientage
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)
# It's shit and I hate you,
you cunt.

Oh, and M3, if you're about, I am sending you a .zip file, but it is being ridiculously slow.

If you are going to have problems receiving a 10meg file then please say so NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:49, archived)
# KISS ME YOU FOOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Fool me, you kiss.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived)
# sweet as a nut, sweet like tropicana
as dizzee rascal would say.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)
# gorgeous.
lovely coloursors.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)
# A quick wallpaper design


Click for bigger (55KB)
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:37, archived)
# sort of makes me wanna
spack and bang me head on the monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:38, archived)
# mini TJ : anyone for toast?
www.clipjunkie.com/Speed-Painting-With-Vegemite-vid1402.html
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Thats a bit like those
copy the picture using a grid...

V clever tho'
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)
# Mmm...
Vegemite
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)
# I have this as my desktop now
It makes me feel happy. The brightness does it for me.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:39, archived)
# here's another
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:39, archived)
# shame about the watermark
bit off jif cif should budge it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)
# I actually really rather like that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# and i like
that!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Why thank you sir.
Because it is polite, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Now this, I like.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:34, archived)
# I never did a small one
So click for big
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:49, archived)
# yaypaint
(w0rmwood pearl, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)
# It's a bit... bright
Reminds me of the 'hotdog stand' colour scheme from Windows of old.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)
# this /\
needs more "KA-POW!" or "BOOM" then you've hit the thing on the do-dah
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk
Gave me a spack attack seeing it as a thumbnail - let alone as my wallpaper.

Having said that - liking your work...

And, OMG my fucking tooth hurts - that God for JD and coke + painkillers and a dentist who will see me soon.
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Paris, Britney and Lindsay Invite Nick To Their Party !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:32, archived)
# errrr....why?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Why Not
?
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Because
Nick needs a party
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:43, archived)
# For funs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:44, archived)
# You could post some of these
in existing threads to save stuff getting bumped off the bottom of the board.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Maybe not every one's a gem
...but you've got to give them their fair due. If their creator wasn't sure how they'd work out, it's only fair to let them post and give us the opportunity to click or not click. I know better than half of what I post is utter shite, so I either put them in responses like you said, or wait til the wee hours to clutter up the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Some hummus in at least one of the pics
would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Like I said, they can't all be gems
And not to defend everything he does (let's face it, there IS some rubbish there), but I thought this (http://www.b3ta.com/board/7387084) was pretty good, but then I normally enjoy photos of bikini clad cuties most of the time anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)
# A bit of quality control,
that's all I'm talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)
#
Fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)
# ...wha?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Needs more Boycie
(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:29, archived)
# woo
and yay.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:32, archived)
# OH, AND THE ANSWER
TO THIS QUESTION....

is.. my wife, and several other ladies who know me.

I am said crip.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Yay!
Go git 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)
# hahahaha
and Woo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:36, archived)
# but...
how do you smell?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Apologies for offensive agist stereotypes...
(w0rmwood pearl, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)
# HA HA HA
Although he's Latino
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:20, archived)
#
Latino taking a strap on up the bum
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived)
# you saying people of Latin american Decent like it up the arse?
*bends over*
ok its a fair cop
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:23, archived)
# erm...
no, im saying thats whats happening in that imarge
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:24, archived)
# descent*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:24, archived)
# *looks up*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:26, archived)
# oh reet
/dyslexic blog
dyslexic which I can spell wierdly
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:29, archived)
# lysDexic*
/nePis blog
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Paki, wetback, they all look the same to me :)
I found it quite hard to find a suitable picture of an Asian/white couple on Google. You can imagine what it's like typing in "interracial couple" on a public computer...
(w0rmwood pearl, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:23, archived)
# as much as I hate the PC crowd thats just offensive
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:30, archived)
#
I'm sorry if you find me mistaking a Latino guy for a South Asian offensive. There aren't very many Latinos where I live, so his ethnicity wasn't immediately obvious to me.

I meant to make fun of myself in the subject line rather than implying that all non white peoples are indistinguishable.

In short, I'm an idiot and didn't mean any offence.

*crawls back beneath PC rock never to emerge again :)*
(w0rmwood pearl, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Incidentally
The actor in that pic is Spanish by birth.
www.imdb.com/name/nm0176175/bio
The one on the left is his missus.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# You, and Wankers, both look the same to me :)
(CaptainNumpty Master of the universe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)
# oh dear!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:20, archived)
# *awaits the reinactment*
reinactment punchline
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)
# I bet this has been done a thousand times ?

Beyonce Castle !
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:16, archived)
# is that a repost?
*boingy boingy boingy* oh beyonkie your so bouncy *boingy boingy boingy*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:18, archived)
# Hamtoucher?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)
# 'ave one of these....

and yeah, I know, the face still needs a visit from Mr Frying Pan. I hate faces
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:09, archived)
# I fuck faces.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# +e
loffle
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived)
# Heheh
and placentas
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Regardless, that's pretty well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Its like The Lost Room
only meadowier.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived)
# come in, its unlocked
i'll take your brain to another dimension do do do
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Very nice
I must learn how to colour :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived)
# I hope you are not
insinuating I just coloured in someone else's picamature. If you are, I may have to break your eyelids.

Took me bloody ages to draw and colour this. (except the meadow bit, which is a filter job)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:15, archived)
# Hooray for Doorways to other dimensions ! !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived)
# this is
most........um....to get to the other side?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:32, archived)
# That's lovely!
and in other news, a big thank you to all those who let me know that my 'spice girls' pic appeared last week in the Sun.
Have just heard back from them and it's all going to be sorted amicably it appears, without any fuss or bother, which is a refreshing
change from a publisher, unlike recent episodes with emap.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Woo!
good ol "the sun"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:20, archived)
# how amicable are they being?
Any more tasty loot?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived)
# 'very', and 'yes'
answer your questions ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived)
# cushtie.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived)
# aye, nice (and quick) result, it appears
when it's all done and dusted, I'll put up
the details on the blog.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Superb
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Who Luvs Ya Baby?
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Rolls?
I'd rather buy a pasty...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:57, archived)
# yummy
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Oiks!
There's a nipple on the telly!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:23, archived)
# oh dear god, whats going on with her belly?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:57, archived)
# She's a fat bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:58, archived)
# ah
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:59, archived)
# You surely have had worse?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:08, archived)
# I know I have...
Oh, what beer will do to a man...

Though the lady I'm with now (and have been for nearly two years) looks like nicer version of Micah Moore. Google her. But only if you're not at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:17, archived)
# You've done well I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Yeah
But they had to pay
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:18, archived)
# ewwwwwwww
face, belly, freakish man breasts...its all wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:57, archived)
# You so fucking would.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:58, archived)
# I could probably get enough friction up on the bellyfolds
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:12, archived)
# haha
manbreasts
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:01, archived)
# MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:07, archived)
# I am disturbed
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Over 2 years on b3ta
and THIS disturbs you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:05, archived)
# yes we all know that, but what do you think of the pic?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Sorry about that.
Sorry to bring this up now, but you appear not to be naked?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:12, archived)
# slighty curious
as to where you looked for the picture.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Oh come on, be bold, man!
Step right up and say:

"Source, please!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:05, archived)
# do a search for "man's head" and there is the source :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:06, archived)
# but it's saucy enough,.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:07, archived)
# is there one of her standing up, so we can see what the hell is going on with her gut
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Sorry
I did this one ages ago and I can't remember where the photo came from !!!

If I come across her again I'll let you know !!!!!!!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:07, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:09, archived)
# heh...
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Bad enough you came across her the first time...
Don't do it again for our sakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Also, she looks disturbingly like the old vocalist from my college band
and probably as fat
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Found The Original Pic
But dont know what site I got it off !

i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa283/delboyonline/BigOnes.jpg
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Ta
Ewwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived)
# www.freakybellyfoldmingywomen.com?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:15, archived)
# I can't believe
you deleted rather than edit this post...

SugarSpunSister's overreaction was rather amuzing
(I helped save b3ta! Beagle on smarties, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:23, archived)
# i thought it was edited?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Ha, thankyou.
I assumed that would be a bit much, still in daytime mode, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:26, archived)

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