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(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:04, archived)
# damn, you found me!
i take it those aren't non-migratory african swallows?

edit: i'm going to sharon's at half past to sunbathe. next time you see me, i'll be all red and peely. remember, sunburn slaps are NOT funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Whoa
Are we going to Barbados?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] tragic
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(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Baby, you're on fire?
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Disco Inferno
nice flamage!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:55, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:00, archived)
# disco inferno!
sexy firemen ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:55, archived)
# oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:56, archived)
# pfft!
"none of them were in the building at the time of the fire"

what a shame
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] One for scottish b3tans perhaps


RIS'ing? try this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DOO (3rd entry)
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Pfft.
Rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:48, archived)
# damn, curses and buggery....
*shakes clenched fist at b3ta hosting*
cant see it at work!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Here you go...
no horses...honest!
www.b3tards.com/u/69b487bd4fb9e4e549ed/strangersinthenight.gif
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)
# love it...
have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Looking at wiki you obviously missed a trick there..
or just wanted to be be more polite or show off that glaswegian slang, either way a woo pour vous!
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Needs more melting walkman and hearing aid...


De-RIS documentation here
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
# sweetness...sweetness....
i love the walkman line in that song!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I read somewhere that she's partially blind.
(woo pic)

EDIT - tinyurl.com/ytzh7u
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)
# The other parts of her body are depleting.
Soon she will be just a mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)
# I thought she was all mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Haha.
Truly surreal. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)
# woo!
Piper's mouth does it totally!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Friday Night Telly is Rubbish
(__, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)
# I quite like that show
and woo
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:20, archived)
# ^this
Justin Lee Collin's impersonation of the fat old woman from big brother gets me every week.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:47, archived)
# A-FUCKING-GREED!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)
# haha! yup
bring back the word!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Alan Carr is quite a funny stand up when he's on his own
but the fucking cocktoucher from Devon can die as far as I'm concerned.


Preferably in a car crash with Russell Brand
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:34, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7500994
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] When I find myself...
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)
# This is slightly disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)
# I get it.
"Napalm Child-Fanny Quo McCartney"

Wasn't that a track on Black Lace's last album?

(iPodsack "not as funny as he used to be", Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)
# ^
Their greatest hit, in my opinion - especially the accompanying actions
(Mademoiselle_Nobs woof, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Cause I'm Mister Briiiiiiightsiiiiiiide
(__, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)
# haha! nicely :)
the killers are shite
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)
# He's




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:49, archived)
# on
(__, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)
# fucking
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Jesus!
'lo everyone. Been a while.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:52, archived)
# jumps in
never done one of these!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# He's on fucking Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] mental illness
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(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Kicking Screaming Gucci Little Piggy
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)
# a pig in a cage on antibiotics?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:48, archived)
# If I might just post this, unshopped. I shall miss this man.
(kunti lala if we can't be free can we at least be cheap., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Tomorrow's sunday
Who is he?

/1992
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)
# tony wilson
head of factory records, man behind hacienda, happy mondays, joy division, ACR and all sorts of other malarkey.
(kunti lala if we can't be free can we at least be cheap., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Still nothing
Basically he was a guy who did/had some stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:15, archived)
# you must be a child then
... checks... yes you are.



There's more to life than McFly y'know.

(kunti lala if we can't be free can we at least be cheap., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:16, archived)
# haha
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:17, archived)
# McFly?
The only McFly I have any remote interest in is Marty.

I actually like GOOD music, anyway. Not a bunch of squeaky voiced teens desecrating Queen songs.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:17, archived)
# ^^^
sound of nerves being touched.
(kunti lala if we can't be free can we at least be cheap., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Nah, I just love it when I get to say that I don't have the same tastes as most of my peers
Makes me feel individual. It also helps them to know I don't give a shit what they think, either.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:20, archived)
# ^in this
you're beginning to sound less individual.

Everyone wants to be 'different' and have 'different tastes' without realising everyone else already does it.


Different people like different things, who cares?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:22, archived)
# once he becomes goth
all hope for originality is lost

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Sadly
I went there once. oh, the shame. SHAME!


It was for sex though.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)
# can't argue with sexy results tho
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Not a years worth of them you can't
And when I was starting to get fed up with it, and she was beginning to get really bitchy and moody all the time


She cheated on me and left me. Clear Conscience FTW!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)
# boo for bitch action :(
and yay for guilt free tiem! :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Hmm
Well I only know one person who has the same interst as me, so I suppose you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Stop looking
for people with the 'same' as you and just listen to whatever you want and enjoy it. Does it matter what others listen to?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# No,
but the guy who has the same interests has been a very good friend of mine for almost 5 years. In fact we've written books together, and are writing more.

So it helps.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)
# That's ok
but if you start saying 'we've got the same interests, and they're different from others' it starts to get silly
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:29, archived)
# they could start a club
for people who think the same things but different to everyone else

give it a title

think of a bit of merchandising

3.profit :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Ewww!
You're gay for Marty!



/playground insults blog
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:20, archived)
# My secret shame!
*fwams*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:21, archived)
# OOOH,
handbag!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:21, archived)
# I remember once I had a jokey argument with someone
and my friend Steven wrote me a note saying 'Ladies, ladies, put away your hambags'

We never let him forget.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:23, archived)
# You've never heard of
Happy Mondays?

You're twisting my melon, man.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:16, archived)
# They were good
Sadly, the Sunday Sport appears to have a page called 'Bez Sez' which is comments on current happenings, written as if by him. It really is the most depressing piece of literature i've read in a while.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)
# in the sunday sport?
surely not.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I may have the paper name wrong
It's a Red Top, pretty sure it's got 'sport' in the name, might be daily sport?

EDIT: The page says " fookin' " a lot and seems to ridicule everything. The paper also claims Stephen Hawking has a 'whining american voice'
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:23, archived)
# sorry
i should've added more sarcasm to that reply. dodgy literature in the sunday sport? surely not. ;)

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Bah
Not fully awake, I see what ya mean :p
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)
# you would not miss him
had you met him.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Met him
worked with him.

miss him.

so there.
(kunti lala if we can't be free can we at least be cheap., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)
# I can't believe you don't think he was an arsehole then.
As most of his friends did, let alone those that really disliked him.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:21, archived)
# That's both
eurgh and hahaha
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:22, archived)
# 'turd up brother!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Tony Wilson was a wanker.
An incredibly talented, important wanker who helped to change the face of British music and set up one of the most famous clubs in the world (which just happened to be the first place I had sex in a club toilets...)

A wanker, but not someone who deserved to die at 57. Totally unfair.
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
#
maybe host it on b3tards instead?
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Why not post an unleeched one?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:07, archived)
# John Peel is dead?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:27, archived)
# oh for FUCKS SAKE piss off
This guy is a cunt, and so are you.
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] help


(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Is that
jelly?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# nah
blood
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
# I'm sure I posted before you did.
THIEF!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
# soz
old stranglers hit go round in me haed
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I think it's a red blood cell
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Blood cell, no?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
# I can't really see it
I'm on a laptop in a really bright room.


I could move, but that means moving the hub and finding somewhere else to put it.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Ah, laziness,
the bane of men.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Wait!
That's no moon!
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] prob bindun
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# coldplay - Yellow?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# more likely
golden brown
(I helped save b3ta! Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I knew :p
Do mishearings count?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# only
if they are correctly filed before 12 in the pm
(I helped save b3ta! Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:06, archived)
# But the filing office doesn't open till 1pm...
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# yes
approximately one thousand times.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# But the song
doesn't actually say 'Gordon'!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# It does say Brown tho,
and he is a bit goldenish...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Quite rightly
?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# a friend of this guy?
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] If this hasn't already been done, I'll eat my hat.
... and anyone else's.

(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# have a click
nice
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# hahahaha
clicky for you!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Harsh.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I was aiming for
poignant.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I do apologise,
I forgot to say funny as well.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I've been around the world... and I found her


Inspired by a front page post. Produced in MS Paint so apologies for quality. Too poor for anything else. I'm now off to burn in hell.
(buckyohaire, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:06, archived)
# You won't go to hell!
Go to Hull. It's worse.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I gave in and actually made something


I may even make something else.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:38, archived)
# ...and then you reposted it
hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:38, archived)
# It made me laugh
don't give him a hard time.

Because it's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I'll give him a hard time in a minute if he's not careful
and I do think it's funny
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)
# I think you're just getting him horny.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)
# No, that would be me.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:42, archived)
# I think we all are.
*edges away*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
# *sidles towards*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Why hello
come here often?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)
# mostly at night
mostly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# ^this
was a better response
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Well I'm here all the time baby
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# and
a top sig
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# ^this also
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Do we no longer have the horn?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# did you ever
wonder what little people in movies you love grow up to look like?
Newt: delivery.viewimages.com/xv/72781476.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19396908EAF14430D35518662CD39494E9547E557230F5F754D
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)
# 403
Not authorized to view this page
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# spunkbubblesquarepants!¬
spoils all my fun they do
www.b3tards.com/u/2d02d2b686cbd66f1844/72781476.jpg
Edit: grrr mispost
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Sometimes
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I feel like
I've seen this before.
Repost?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Am i mistaken or were you one of the ones complaining about the compo yesterday
and now you're reposting images for it?

This is not a dig at you for joining in by the way, in fact I wholely encourage any attempts by the people who whine to attempt to do better and show how the challenges can be handled better.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)
# I reposted
for the fact that people were complaining about me complaining (you in fact)and said I should show what I thought the compo meant


Posting it during the gayshift last night was a mistake, as there were merely people like Dr D on so it didn't really show anything.

(Hence the not compoing it this time, it's merely a showing)
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:43, archived)
# I refuse to join in
even if you beat me with celery!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# aha
What noise did he make when he hit the ground?

TJ: www.b3ta.com/talk/3619351
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Crump
probably
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Ftoomsh is my favourite ever
But anything ending in -ump works a treat too!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Ploobshrumgrimpump?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)
# wtf's a grimpump?
I dunno, but it sounds hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# It's a kind of plimpsole
but it has a scythe
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# This was the best bit:
www.b3ta.com/talk/3619352
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Hmm
I kinda ris'd on the SSG thing see *blank look*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Same
but the naked bush piss was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# agreed =o]
Sounds like one sunday morning... many years ago...
/flashback
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Wouldn't it be nice to get on with your neighbours?
/afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:05, archived)
# *tuts*
new people.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:07, archived)
# *bow*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] U WOT????
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(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Care Bears theme tune?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Somewhere over the rainbow
pies are weighed?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)
# weigh a pie
(way up high)
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7500818
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Bindun + compo it
+ I like this* one better

*used the button to show this
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)
# i love this
i don't understand it but it speaks to me on so many levels

EDIT: now i get it
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)
# 42 of them?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Are you genuinely serious?
What's not to get?
It's somewhere, it's over a rainbow and there's a pie-weighing going on
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Somewhere, somehow, there's a pie-weighing happening...
Maybe in your neighbourhood, maybe even in your house...

Hmm. Anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Although i get it now
I just think the symbolism of the scales of infinity in the rainbow sky of life... with a pie... is a lot like modern life and the effect its inherent materialism has on our subjective impression of the universe around us and the texture of pastry therein.
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Well, that made the universe sound infintely more tasty than it is.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Mmm...Déja Vu...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# weigh a pie?
tsk ;)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Now I get it.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:33, archived)
# to be honest I only got it cos it was done yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Ah.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Something about
Pie scale and large filesize?
;)
I dont get half of these
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)
# The file size of the picture is proportional
to the circumference of the rainbow:

Radius of Rainbow =21800
Pie = 3.142 and a bit

Filesize = 68496 bytes

Therefore there are 68496 bytes to the pie. We need a lot of brown sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Errrr erm .....
Ok

That's ok then!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:32, archived)
# this is not a misheard lyrics compo
or did I miss the memo?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# still...
it made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# You will scratch my belly in seven days
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Woo to this!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:20, archived)
#
in for

Edit: Dick. D Cl
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Stroke it for seven clays?

WTFAYBAO?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Dick - D + Cl = Click
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Why
were you calling Damocles a dick?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Oh for fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
# well you did
put the word there in your reply to his pic.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:47, archived)
# I put it there and changed it to 'Click' because it was funny.
At the risk of sounding like a tennage amaerican girl, Doy!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:06, archived)
# What the fuck
is Doy?!?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
#
^ This :/
(I helped save b3ta! MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Ah, makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:50, archived)
# hahahaha
This is most excellent.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:21, archived)
# woo-tiful!
:)
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Hah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:21, archived)
# *copies gif and makes some other schmuck look at it*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)
# haha!
spazzcats!

I'm sure they're behind the number stations as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)
# oooh oooh oooh!
Topical!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOnRnOV46f0
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:50, archived)
# tropical
b3ta.com/links/This_is_Charley_He_s_not_like_other_cats
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# mmmm
that's far too awwww for this hangover!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:58, archived)
# aargh!
that walking movement is horrible! Backwards, I suppose.

Quite scary, well done.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)
# nope not backwards, forwards.
Of course, I had to hit him against the wall a few times to make him walk like that, but it was for a good cause.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:30, archived)
# woo
& clicky
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:31, archived)
# haha
woo! (Looks drunk though)
(Arahan, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)
# haha!
spack-cat
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)
# oh that is AAAALLL of the good
be woo'd you are
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)
# that cat is off its guts
AICMFAUD - Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagodilovethis
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:35, archived)
# pusstastic!
or should that be pusspastic? nah. pusstastic it is
(ady909, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)
# much woo
my cats watch with interest *clicks*
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sun 12 Aug 2007, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:17, archived)
# 'throws horns'
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:19, archived)
# \m/ SLAYER \m/
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Nice!
Ou est la?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)
# No idea.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Fair enough.
I thought it may have some significance or other. Perhaps you subconsciously despise Thistle Hotels and Esso.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Perhaps I do...
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# \m/ O_o \m/
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)
# very good
I always thought whoever designed that sign (cos somebody did it after all) must have been cackling at the time

have an invisible click *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)
# \m/ - Y E S !

*CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# ace
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)
# it's not a Peter Gabriel track ?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# When hot air ballooning goes too far


Click for biggerist (186 kay-bee)

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:14, archived)
# That shadow makes it look only a few feet off the ground
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:20, archived)
# The Blunt likes Hulk's muscles..oh yes he does
(iJosh Dr Kervorkian & The Euthanasias, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:33, archived)
# I want to write a song about James Blunt
but I can't find a word to rhyme with his name.

WOO!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:34, archived)
# apart from
hunt
cunt
twunt
runt
munt(er)
front
shunt
punt
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:41, archived)
#
*whispers"that was the joke"*
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:43, archived)
# You need to write that song RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:11, archived)
# all you need is a tune/jingle - the rest writes it self
V1
Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
cunt cunt cunt cunt Blunt

Ch
Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt

V2
Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
cunt cunt cunt cunt Blunt

Mid8
C U N T C U N T C U N T!

look at me ma, im a star
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# ahhh
That classic Kurbain writing formula. Sweet and simple.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# LOL!
funniest post in ages!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# ha! that is a worrying grin...
where is the hulk's left hand? :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:49, archived)
# there is no left hand on mr hogan
it was stolen by terry wogan
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:04, archived)
# why do women find him attractive?
he looks like a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Because he was in the WWF
oh..
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Some women find horses attractive...
Like this (don't click at work! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:11, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:12, archived)
# YES!
I didn't click it!!! yay me!

*prouds*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:16, archived)
# join the club
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:20, archived)
# do we get badges?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Yes
We need to make some "I didn't click on the horses link" badges
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Hehehe nicely done there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:10, archived)
# A Owl
(starial, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:06, archived)
# twit tWOOO
twit tWooooo
(Doctor Who posted this tomorrow, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:08, archived)
# nicely
have another owl in return
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Oh, and these






hmmm...I have more owls than I thought
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:13, archived)
# t'Woo
to your twits!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:25, archived)
# well hurray for those
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Does it have to be an owl derivative?
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:06, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:10, archived)
# brilliant!
These have just made my hangover speshul. Fanks ppl!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# That is fucking horrid.
edit: seriously. kill it. now.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Twit TWOO!!

[edit] Ning B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:23, archived)
# hahaha
thats a bit good that
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Thanks
It was an English Bull Terrier

I'm still not sure what looks weirder
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:27, archived)
# hehehe
yay for dogbirds
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Oh, it's dogbird time now?
;)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:31, archived)
# hahaha
this is great :)
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Haha , He looks a little top heavy
I'm suprised his head isn't dragging on the ground.

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Woo
Golden Eagle Terrier!!

We should have a Bird-Dog challenge or a Photoshop freaks of nature or something.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:32, archived)
# This^
I'm already bored of checking filenames in the current compo.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Tell me bout it!
I've given up now, I wait for everyone else to do it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:38, archived)
# mmmm owly


Click for bigger (382KB)

ning
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:37, archived)
# I still love this
You have another Owl somewhere too dont you?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:40, archived)
# I don't recall.
I might have but for some reason I can't get onto my document drive on my other network PC where it all lives. It tells me I don't have permission. Vista has ruined my PC.

edit:// There is this fella, he USED to be an owl.


Click for bigger (135KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:51, archived)
# I just looked back
and it was your I love Owls badge I was thinking of.
If you have anymore I would be delighted to see them!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Woo to your edit
What is he now?
Half monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:11, archived)
# How many times do you have to be told,
not to feed them after midnight?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)
# That owl's face
looks like a moth- you could do something cool with that.
(starial, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:49, archived)
# 'ning good sir
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:59, archived)
# 'ning fella
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Just heard the sad news

When the routine bites hard
And ambitions are low
And the resentment rides high
But emotions wont grow
And were changing our ways,
Taking different roads
Then love, love will tear us apart again
(Doctor Who posted this tomorrow, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 9:26, archived)
# hmmm
:(
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 9:29, archived)
# i must confess i had to google who he was
he does look a little green around the eyes gills.

i'm sure his family will miss him.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 9:30, archived)
# you should watch the movie
24 hour party people. All about him

Very good
(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:26, archived)
# I quoted
the guy who directed that for a conservatory a couple months ago. Nice guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# manchester ftw
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sat 11 Aug 2007, 9:38, archived)
# don't walk away
in silence
(horrid, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 9:47, archived)
# but at least
I'm still alive.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Ha
Ha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:05, archived)
#
When you get bored
And inspirations are low
And the lack of taste rides high
But telent wont grow
And we are needing an image
Taking different filters
Then vectors, vectors will tear us apart again
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:10, archived)
# I liked him :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 10:31, archived)

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