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[challenge entry] Doubly Misheard Lyrics
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(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Bomb the little handed twunt?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
# LOL!
That'll do it for me!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Wasn't he the author of
fisting for beginners?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
# he'd be a good fisting tutor
start off small......
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Can he actually form a fist?
or is it just a limp backwards stumpy L shape?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:26, archived)
# :D
and tj:

shitting horses! :(

http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/legal.php

bah! when did this happen?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Oh Fuck
Indeed

??
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:39, archived)
# I'm sure it was on there a wee while ago to be careful about the mp3's that got uploaded
it's very sad :(
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)
# that's fucked up
some people - sheesh!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Beware!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:50, archived)
# I wanna see him go
BANG!!11
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] And I thought he was indestructible.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Good job he's indestructible.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)
# THAT WILL JUST PROLONG HIS SUFFERING.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)
# i dont know the song
but i like the pic
fuck it why not
have a *click*!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)
# You aren't familiar with the work of Spandau Ballet?
Philistine.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)
# ahh *slaps own forehead*
well theres 15 or so years of repressed memories out the fuckin window
Are they dead yet?
I want to violate their corpses and get caught
this act alone may perhaps promote or better yet inspire a copy cat crime spree
the world will be awash with the abused and jizzed out remains of every shit 80's band ever!
*takes a breath*
im good
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
# ^ THIS
Spandau ballet suck the sweat of a dead man's balls.

Very woo image though :-) eDIT: I particularly like the way the gold symbol looks like a troubled mouth from distance (as it is in the last frame/cell).
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
# ^This
It must be heavy metal too:D
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
#
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Aha, nice
I like how Gold and Silver are drinking buddies..
Wonder where Bronze is..left out as usual.

EDIT : Also noticed they are being served by Iron. Is this a metal's only bar?
"OI OI, CAESIUM, FCK OFF, no alkali metals in here!"
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
# He was off having a slash.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
# I think iron works best as a Bar Man.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)
# he's got that rod thing going on
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)
# It's elementary.
Bronze is a bit of a hermaphrodite being made of Tin and Copper.

They told him/her/it to F**k off and go to a gay bar/ingot.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Woo
Have a click
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Yet another Queen Lyric


next week... originality
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Lap of the Gods?
Flash?

I dunno, I've got all their albums, but don't know any about Lightening :\
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Flash! ah ah!
* doesn't enter into compo
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Aha
And there it is..
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# i was going to do that with jesus
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# do it, do it, do it!
please!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# ^ this with bells on!
:-)
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Bear cock time

first anamation :(
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# haha!
Great movement! Gold star!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Thank Chrust
for that backflip!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)
# I reckon...
Flash.
At least you avoided the obvious "flashing old man with promiment cock" joke that could have been here..
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Sigh


Would be what I would have done for that song.

Keep trying
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Hmmm
"Keep Yourself Alive", perhaps? There's some Frankenstein-ish looking characters in that pic
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] New Counter-Terrorist technique may not be sound...
Send 'em in lads..

(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)
# this deserves some woos
Woo!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Thankyou..
I was beginning to think it was invisible :o
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)
# you have invented green
you will need a patent.

woo
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Surely Lord Percy already did that
400 years ago?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)
# hehehe
ja, great ep.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:42, archived)
# *seals off b3ta*
What a lovely germ
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Haha.
Iggy!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)
# pfffffttt....
woo!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:42, archived)
# burp
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Reminds me of Jazz Jackrabbit
That was a cool game
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Thank God
I'm not the only one that remembers it!


*Goes off to tell people it really did exist*
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:18, archived)
# I remember too!
We had it installed in the schools common area on the computer (major files which anybody can access) Without the IT tech knowing (seriously, I could have done a better job than this guy, he was a moron)

Once he found out it became a game of hide the file and seek, which resulted in him closing off network access to anyone.

I dont even remember it was that good a game either.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)
# It sounds familiar, but I can't remember anything about it at all
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:42, archived)
# I probably only remember it
because I had Mac OS 8 and it was the only decent game we had
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:45, archived)
# We had Myst, didn't we?
I never, ever completed that.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Haha
That was fucking awesome
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)
# wow. that must have taken ages.
I like that. a lot.
i do.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
# you're crap
you are
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)
# nice
shading
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Bob, I don't care if its a good first line...

...get them out of my cellar
In the mean time, I'll be on the pavement
thinking bout the Government
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:57, archived)
# who u gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Two condoms brewing potions in my cellar with Lemsip?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)
# I love that song!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:11, archived)
# RIS
:(

I feel the same way watching never mind the buzzcocks.

Mind you, I try and avoid it on the basis that Simon Amstell is a knob.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Simon Amstell is bloody fantastic
He's sharp, witty, cutting and has humorous hair


I hate it when anyone with a brain on TV is hated simply because "They think they're well clever"
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Are condoms called "blues" where you live?
EDIT: Gets!
EDIT^2: have a click you clever, talented and lurking fuck! come back again please! :-)
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] You've lost that lovin' feeling......


(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Does this animate?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:54, archived)
# TOAWB
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Fail on so many degrees
Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail YOU ARE A BIG TIN OF FAIL FISH
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Failing fish?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# you heard me boy
Its like Tuna with a hint of lemon and FAIL
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# why just a hint
and not a whole party?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)
# or perhaps some spinning meat and goats
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)
# No no, i have a lisp
i was asking for some sailing fish
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)
# That sounds like a nice summer snack
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# I'm tempted to click ignore
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Nah
It's Saturday and the sun was out all day :)
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)
# shh
I was merely intimidating him.

And despite the sun being out all day I've been having a rather shite time.

And with that I'm off down the pub

cheers
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)
# City
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)
# jesus!
that's ace!!!!!!!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:54, archived)
# That's pretty cool
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:54, archived)
# BOTTOMS!

I love the fact that that was in my Autocomplete
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Nice.
Is the top & bottom from the same person?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:56, archived)
# nicely done :)
thats like a mid 90s stones video.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:57, archived)
# arse :D
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:57, archived)
# I have that one in my faves
lubberly!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:57, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)
# I love this
*roar*
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Woo!
and yay!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Looks good
but i think it needs more shadow on the road for the win
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:57, archived)
# cloudy day
shadows wouldn't be that obvious. Although I've never actually seen a uber-capacious lass walking down a street.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# i see absolutly nothing wrong with this
in fact it should be actively encouraged.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)
# yay
she's looking for her monopoly set
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# ^this
am ace
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Oh bloody hell!
if that's what I think it is, it's amazing!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Woo
Yay
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:17, archived)
# That's Brill!
:)

Woo and Yay!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Oh my!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)
# that city
makes her bum look big! Woo
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Nice
Bumcakes
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)
# My girl's got 'em!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Sink her man!
With your pink torpedo~
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)
# she drives me out of my mind!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Bowling is fun
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:46, archived)
# MONG PORN
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# *IGNORES*
What a lovely bloke!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:25, archived)
# yay
needs more ending!

and i was hoping for a rumbling bowling ball sound.

gah I'm picky sometimes aren't I
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# I could'nt find one
i looked everywhere
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# did you try sounddogs?
they have everything
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Cor.
*bookmarks*
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Would appear
you have to pay for those effects
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:54, archived)
# ah probably
I've never used them in anything serious
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Best place is findsounds
they have a lot for free, and they had bowling ball noises but they were all followed by pins knocking down.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# That flash thingy is vere good indeed
Woo and Yay!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# hehehehe!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)
# i aint got my speakers plugged in at the mo
can someoen sing along? (i'm assuming it makes a noise)
WOoYay btw :D
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:57, archived)
# it screams and makes wood knocking noises
oh and a pop
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)
# *imagines*
o0 woo!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] If I ruled the World


Click for bigger (83KB)

Can we still do the not made in photoshop compo?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:38, archived)
# I'm guessing that your birthday is on the 21st March
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)
# nope
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:45, archived)
# this lacks December
Clearly the best month EVER
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)
# a month i can well do without.
bloody christmas, damn new year and it's cold and grey, yuk! i hate december more than even october with all that shit halloween bollocks, november and the chavs with bangers, janurary for no reason other than you have to start somewhere and february, what the fucks valantines day all about?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# But there's so much opertunity for alcohol!
1. it's cold
2. My Birthday
3. Christmas
4. Boxing Day
5. New Year

That and it's not hot and sweaty and yucky

Clearly December is the best month ever
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)
# to make matters even worse
i'm allergic to alcohol so i have to put up with the once a year piss heads joining in with the regular noisy piss heads.this year the buggers will all be outside pubs smoking, rather than nice and cosy inside, making a bleedin row.
i bloody hate december. BAH!!!!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# AWWWW!
that's rubbish!

have a hug

*hugs*
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
#
*accepts hug takes a deep breath and tries to block out all thoughts of bloody christmas,i want more augusts.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)
# If every day was Christmas
you would hate it. Heed these words.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Christmas this year
is on the 21st of March. (the 358th one)
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Is it HMHB time yet ?
.

.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:31, archived)
# ERm
Time flies by when your driver of a train?

(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:36, archived)
# YES
NOW DO EVERY OTHER SONG BY THEM
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:39, archived)
# If I knew you were coming
I'd have slashed me wrists
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:45, archived)
# no
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:10, archived)
# pffft
Incorrect. It's clearly visible and not under six feet of dirt.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:18, archived)
#
As much as I feel bad about Maddie, I can't help thinking 'yeah, but loads of kids have died in the last 100 days. What makes her so special?'. Am I horrible?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:21, archived)
# nope.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)
# I think it's not so much that she may or may not have died
It's that nobody knows. That's whats perepetuating the media frenzy.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)
# I guess.
It's just that I went into Superdrug yesterday and there was a 'find Maddie' poster. I mean, what are the chances she's in Leeds!?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:24, archived)
# or the chances that..
.people will see it and think "right, i'm getting my coat and flying there to look"

bah
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Not at all
she was just a nice story for the media is all, because they could point the suspicion towards them bloody foriegners.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Ugh, don't
Sometimes I feel shocked/ashamed to be a Yorkshire person, given the amount of casual racism I hear on a daily basis. It's sad.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:26, archived)
# racist!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Try living in Shipley
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:35, archived)
# and
theres no man inside it
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:21, archived)
# ha ha,
look at it's spacky light
/relurks
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Heh heh
I just noticed the light...nice!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# kimono bot


Click for bigger (102KB)
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Kimono
My House
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)
# gundam mao!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] If only... He would rule the world
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:42, archived)
# it 'seams' like a real spider...
...won't get fooled again!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:45, archived)
# hey,
you should probably save your pics as jpegs - they'd be smaller
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:48, archived)
# will
do
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Weezer
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
# QUICK
TO THE LINKS BOARD!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)
#
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Have a woo!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Creeeeeepy
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:52, archived)
# I think this whenever I hear that song!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Ha Ha

(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Look at his face..he is SO happy..
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:37, archived)
# i wish this image would...
....FADE TO BLACK!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:40, archived)
# that pun unforgiven-able
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Yes it IS a pretty poor one..
..Sad But True :(
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:43, archived)
# nothing else flatters this guys ego
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Ah, but he's
better than you
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:58, archived)
# he is like a master
I am but a puppet
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Keep Orion this guy
his puns are good.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 22:56, archived)
# oh oh...
...i pulled the Shortest Straw....now I'm the Harvester Of Sorrow!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:44, archived)
# You're just throwing Fuel on the fire..
..and we don't Fight Fire With Fire..
..that's Stone Cold Crazy!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Knife-Wrench!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:45, archived)
# i guess...
...NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Drill-Fork!
It's a drill and a fork..mostly fork..
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)
# also in food products!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:01, archived)
# all the leaves are brown...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:37, archived)
# hahaha!
mamma cass is a source of endless laughter
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:38, archived)
# ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!! *runs away*
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)
# tom green's
'daddy would you like some sausage?'-quick and crap
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:29, archived)
# SOAP!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:30, archived)
# i love that movie
so have a big pfffffttty woo!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:31, archived)
# japan four
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Ding Dong Im A Big Boy
Daddy I'm A Farmer
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:36, archived)
# You can't catch me
not with my CHEEEESE HELMET
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] For everything a reason


Fantastic expectations
Amazing revelations

proly bindun though
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:28, archived)
# well i like it
.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Me too...
whoop whoop
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 20:54, archived)

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