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# a picture i did last night...

of my good friend creem, as seen in /talk
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)
# a good friend cream?
:s
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)
# what a stupid fucking useless arrogant prick of a cunt
.... oh wait thats me!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)
# ha ha
you're cack handed and also have your tongue caught in your guitar strings.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)
# i know, i'm a mess!
ahhhhh!!!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)
# there's help available for that sort
of behaviour

woo!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)
# How did it taste?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)
# like alder wood
and metal
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# is that a bit like chicken?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)
# roughly, yes
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# GUITAR IS NOT DELICIOUS ICE CREAM
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)
# maybe not delicious
but its definately ice cre-

wait, no. i'm just being daft.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
I haven't shopped in Benetton since :)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# I've NEVER shopped in Benetton
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# i shopped there once
it was a mistake

*shakes head*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)
# *has never felt the requirement to shop in beneton

*wears bin bags...black bin bags........shiney black bin bags.............
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
This compo seems so wrong

*clicks*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Finally, another good compo entry ;)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Yup!
that's really fucking good!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Oh, I get it now!
I don't like Ben Elton's clothes either!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)
# hahahahaha!
also woo to the image.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)
# ris?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Look at 1994
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# erm...
is that saying wear our knitwear and die of aids? or am i confusing myself with science?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)
# I too RIS'ed (or whatever the 1994 equivalent was)
when this ad came out - attention seeking p'haps?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)
# "Terryfying"
*fears*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)
# just google benetton adverts.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Heh
Are benetton still in existence? I thought them and their stupid 'united colours' went out sometime in the 90s.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
# pffftt...
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Crews!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:25, archived)
# NO
NO NOT THE EAGLES! NOT THE EAGLES AAAAGH
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:26, archived)
# eagles?
crows

ps. i expect full mockerage of what i just admitted on the qotw
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Neville!
Long time no see!
Have you been planning world domination?

Another top pic,woo!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Indeed I have!
I plan on buying a new computer to achieve this* very soon. I was considering purchasing from Dell as I
a) Can't really be arsed building my own right now and
b) Think they're reasonably priced for mid-high range desktops but I just don't know. I JUST DON'T KNOW!

*actually just to enhance my productivityplay games on
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Dell = good
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Hurrah!
The usual thought of "Big company = bad" was entering my head, but that's not always true, so I see.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)
# I prescribed Dell to my last two employers with sexy results
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)
# dell expensive large monitors = make discomeats cry
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)
# by without, get your own
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:36, archived)
# that makes no sense!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Perhaps
by buy perchance? PERCHANCE? PERHAPSCHANCE!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Act shoe ally
The package I was looking at had a 22" widescreen LCD for about 140 english squids as part of the whole parcel, which seemed good to me.
I was thinking of buying it to complement my other flat screen to have a ridiculous double-desktop panorama glee-a-thon.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)
# That would be broam-tastic!!


(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)
# I'm going to set it
all up and then never actually do any work because it just all looks so nice and I wouldn't want to mess up the view with ugly website code.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Rodney = plonker
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)
# this makes me wet
IN TEH MOUTH!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:27, archived)
# He should be blessing those Eagels
they saved him from the cage.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:27, archived)
#
Nicolas Cage Porn
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)
# ha! *spoges*
caught part of a documentary on british film yesterday, and one black and white horror number was called "Night Of The Eagle" or something, where a man was being terrified by a single eagle.

"oh no! it's that fucking eagle again, quick! run in to the house. phew! now I'm safe!" short film, I think.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)
# I was going to
do an ending where the eagles break in and rape the man, but that seemed a bit harsh.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)
# not as harsh as Rhino Rape
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# almost
nothing is as harsh as Rhino Rape
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:42, archived)
# BROGE!
FUCKING EAGLES!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)
# hahaha
I can sympathise with Steve as I myself have been the subject of yob eagle brutality!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)
# FUCKING EAGLES!
Hehe this is great.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Ted's plane was weighed down with picnic..!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeee

woo+yay
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)
# HELL YES!

(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Bloody ace!
Go Teddy go!

woo!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)
# I'll get you, Teddy von Richthofen!
Woo!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Wootastica!
Yay for fearless teddy bears and their amazing flying machines
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:24, archived)
# "Passenger please be warned we may experience some turbulence"
Nnnnnnaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwmmmmmmm!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:25, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:26, archived)
# marvelous.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
# The bigger the erection...
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)
# thats rather good,
how long did this be taking you?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)
#
Had the idea sometime last week, vague idea for a compo entry while browsing my albums. Couldn't really AIDS-relate it, but made it anyway.
And it took longer than it should to make.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)
# goddamn!
thats a big fucking franger!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Reminds me of the "body condom"
in the first Naked Gun film...

Woo to the pic, tribs, btw!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:10, archived)
# I hope
they exist in real life.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Why is that?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure
I'm sure some fun could be had with a life-size prophylactic.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Haha
Best of the uncertainties..
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)
# the spray on condoms in stark sound entertaining
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)
# What a rubbery view from the top!
woo!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)
# And a cool-looking top it is too
Closeup courtesy of telephoto lens...
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:17, archived)
# I have an insatiable urge to trim my beard now!!!


Top pic.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
# ^japes!
haha!

*is cheered up :)*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# : D


(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Ace!!!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Ooo... that's excellent!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)
# pigeon shit be gone!
it's a bit extreme but it may catch on.

woo!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Very well done!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)
# i love noisey horrible music ,
therefore..... ps i apologise its probly the drink lol
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# That's cool
Is he singing or puking?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:10, archived)
# bit of both lol
listen to a band called regurgitate and youl understand
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Hehehe this reminds me of Ipecac
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:14, archived)
# I really like that
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:30, archived)
# thank you :D
.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:32, archived)
# thats is PDC!
pretty damn cool - *clikx*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)
# The end of the world, as foreseen by B3ta.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Is that being sucked in by the jap's eye?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Every man on the planet's testicle soup.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# NO!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
# hahahaha
that's a seriously scary thought
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)
#
scary sexy
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Yeah, we all know where snow comes from...
and rain is piss....
and wind is farts too....

:)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)
# what is a meteor then?
:S
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Tagnuts.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Haha
Genuine lol
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:09, archived)
# arghhh!
i big giant spunk stream
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# *dons scuba gear*

(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)
# *copies*
*steals rubber duck*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)
# armageddon!

also: good evening all!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)
# evening
yay perhaps someone will talk to me :(
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Only if you ask nicely

I can talk with you about the following subjects:
- the Mayan empire
- music
- the dutch child protection laws
- nonsense
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:24, archived)
# hello
g'wan. post your magenta death-eater pic... ; )
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Hmmm which one is that then?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)
# i love
those cocks.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)
# a thing
of beauty
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:43, archived)
# As its quiet, I'll sneak these in
Its an idea for a character I've had. He fights crime and/or general unpleasantness using some sort of reverse karma. Don't tell anyone.





(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:45, archived)
# That's ace.
*click*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:46, archived)
# :¬)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Nice name!
I can see him having lots of adventures!

and pain!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# I thought of the name first and developed the character around it
Looks like I'm going to have to think up some nicely gory stories now
*thinks*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# i look forward to his martyr-riffic adventures
but not in a sacreligious way
*clicks* woo!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# "...I'm kinda like Jesus but not in a sacrelgious way..."
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Its not really karma
its just statistics

and lots of blood

(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Nice use of the shotgun mouthwash there.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# His real super-power is simply being a cartoon character
and therefore appears perfectly intact at the start of every stip
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)
# he is the modern day jeebus
could do with a bit more hammering nails in practice though.

woo!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# I've already done a couple of sketches involving
a nail-gun :ยฌD
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Ha!
I read his name as 'Karma Nazi'
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)
# He would be a very confused chap!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Wow
Love the shot gun lunch pic, so cool. You have so much talent, I want to have your babies...
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Thanks!
That can be arranged...
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:11, archived)
# The last pic
is making me cringe.
These are brilliant.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Sweet
*evil cackle*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:13, archived)
# lawl
quite a good carachter, you should continue with it
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# I have plans
Hopefully I can pull it off
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:18, archived)
# that is a great cartoon
and i love seeing how you sketch it out....
KKK :-S
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:08, archived)
# I stuck the sketches up cos thats the easy part
I'm not much good at the inking/colouring, maybe I won't bother :ยฌ)

There's only two K's, and I think I might only have one on his top
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)
# That's one of the best things I've ever seen!
Biggus clickus!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Golly
Cheers!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Good Morning Vietnam
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)
# I *KNEW* it!
Teh Quo are responsible!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)
# i love the smell of aids in the morning
smells like victory
*was watching apocalypse now earlier*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Now or earlier?
Make your bloody mind up!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# i watched Apocalypse Now earlier
though i'm in the midst of watching Apocalypse Earlier, right now

It's been a confusing day :)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Great!
Now I'm fucked!

*so he watched "Now" earlier and is watching "earlier now"...I hope "later" isn't on!!!* *Head asplodes*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# pfft
i'll watch later tomorrow
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# i assume you failed needlework as well as history and geography.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# TO POLAND!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:08, archived)
# FRISCH!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Ja! Heim nach Schöne Luft!

(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Ja! Ja!
*makes german pfffttt noise*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:17, archived)
# "*OINKsnort*"?
Ich vebrennst du gern!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Im West-Philadelfien, geburt and raisiert
auf die Spielgrund ist wo ich meine Tagen spenden hat.

I hope no one here speaks proper german
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)
# *whistles nonchalantly*

(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:32, archived)
# I do!
I was taught by the Gerhunderuberscritzenbomberratzenkaisenhufftergrunger

(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:32, archived)
# well said sir
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:34, archived)
# pffft! :)

(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:35, archived)
# That's easy for you to say!




(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Gesundheit!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)
# I was thinking 'The White Cliffs of Dover or bust!' or 'If this cocks up it'll really give ENgland something to chant at the World Cup!'
Bunch of fucking ingrates! Do a barbecue for all the longer term guests pay for it out of my own sodding pocket and does one of the fuckers say thank you after I've cooked the lot for them? Do they fuck!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:43, archived)
# C U N T S !
throw all thier shit in the street, piss on it and then change the locks!
that'll fuck em!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Those wheels
Will give him chronic back troubles later on...
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Did you not know,
he did order an orthopaedic bunker!

Woo to anim
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:14, archived)
# chronic back troubles will be the last of his worries!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:29, archived)
# hahaha :)

(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)
# never mind bloody poland, which way's kwik fit ?
heheheheil!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Best thing I've seen all day.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)
# It's my B3ta birthday!


One year today.
So go and look at my new vid on links, and make fluffy comments!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Happy b3taday, Miss Harry.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
It was mine on friday, I think I have some cayke left over
*rumages*
here you go
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:14, archived)
# yay!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:35, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:15, archived)
# Happy Sweetness . . .
Keep on dancin' !
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:21, archived)
# splendid.
and happy b3taday.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Happy b3taday
Now get an icon! :)

(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:41, archived)
# I know, I know,
It is on the 'to do list'. The Halifax want donations too.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# I just donated a tenner on your behalf because my credi card was infront of me
checky for iconage later, happy b3taday :)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)
# That
is one of the nicest things anyone has ever done for me.
Thank you. Name your fav song, and I'll ruin it with a video forthwith.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Haha, from Brazil i'm afraid!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)
# It is my mission
to make a vid of it within a week. Watch this space. (A translation would help, mind)

Edit: Blimey, its good, but about a week long!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# My Portuguese is a little crap, I think this is about right:
lyricsandsongs.com/song/496589.html

Cosa Nostra means 'Our thing' in Italian, Jorge Ben is being sarcastic about this and that..
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:38, archived)
# I'll get on it
Sheep wants to wear sunglasses.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)
# *** Warmth Award! ***
that was nice :)
(not a lot of that about im afraid - woo for you!)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Another b3tan did this about a month or so ago
it was my turn :)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
buy an icon and win a cake :D
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:43, archived)
# happy happy
b3taday
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:46, archived)
#

work in progress
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Woo!
If that gets any better I'll eat my watermelon
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)
# You have
misinterpreted steampunk in the must glorious way. Have a click.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Fucking hell! A new post!
woo
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Very nifty that.
That's where all the hummus has gone.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:06, archived)
# I like this
because it is good.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:08, archived)
# I wish to say I like this
But I must go as my giraffe is on fire....
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Kettlephants!
How rare!
Edit: How Woo!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:12, archived)
# in progress
looks pretty good so far!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Kettle calling kettle . . .
Woophant!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Brunel meets Salvador Dali?
Woo
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Cor blimey
sureal in flipflops!
Woo!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)
# The News
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:40, archived)
# "can war be won?"
Yes. Kill all the other fuckers.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Manley for President!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:43, archived)
# I don't say that I approve of warfare,
but I know how to win the fuckers.

Peacekeeping is not something the Yanks have quite grasped the concept of yet though.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:51, archived)
# "Friendly Fire" on the other hand...
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:58, archived)
# In the FRY we had flourescent orange rectangles on the top of our Warrior
to stop them slotting us. We are the only nation in the world with Warrior - why would they open fire on a truck just driving along anyway?

They did - not only that, but they took the trouble to identify the vehicle and learn that they had to hit it in the back doors and killed an APC's worth of Brits.

I fail to understand their training.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:03, archived)
# yeah
mostly they havn't grasped that you need to have a peace to keep.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:00, archived)
# I don't know you, are you a new username?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Pfft.
I hope you're joking.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
# i thought it was going to be ed balls
blaspheming
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Hahaha
"PROPHET MUHAMMED FTL!!!1"
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:43, archived)
# It's only a flag!!!!!
*Writes to Denmark for help*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:45, archived)
# umm if you say so
ive got allah on my cock then
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:47, archived)
# I almost killed my crumpets.
I took them out of the oven, but I tilted the tray too much and they slid back in.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Erm
Has the internet stopped or something?!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Yup
not a single post for a hour now
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Yes
And no one has replied to my car for ages :(

Oh well, new car picture starting time
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:45, archived)
# they don't tend to when it's gone down on the board
ah well, life's a bitch
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:50, archived)
# I was thinking that
Maybe I can liven things up
pown.alluc.org/?uid=779
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)
# just finished this
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:17, archived)
# Silly man,
he forgot to put bread around sandwich
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:21, archived)
# ahahahahaha.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:25, archived)
# yum yum

and nice picture
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:39, archived)
# i say
thats rather good.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:21, archived)
# That's rather woo
and top lurkage!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:23, archived)
# impressive!


(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:23, archived)
# everything looks fantastic except the strangely abrupt looking lines in his hair and the mouse's whiskers.
that's what i think.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:24, archived)
# yeah,
i did this in paint, and i just used that squiggly line tool for the hair highlights and whiskers
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:35, archived)
# I dunno
I think it works
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Brill!
Wasn't he the alsation/German shepherd in Eastenders.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:28, archived)
# i used to say i...
top rat vectoring there.

just installed Ubuntu 7.04 and now have Gimp2

*twitches in corner* what have i done?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:30, archived)
# You have gone open-source MAD!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:32, archived)
# Made a good choice!
Also, that's not vectoring shirley?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:34, archived)
# *awards you medals*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Woohoo!
*wears them with pride*

Er... for what?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Lovely
:)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:32, archived)
# Brill!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Thats a lovely style.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:38, archived)
# that is some peice of work
very nice - w/y/h! + *click*!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Cor!
Brilltastic! Also . . . if you did that in Paint . . . I know your pain C]:0)


(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:01, archived)
# i did, and i feel you too
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Right! I'm gonna have another feel


(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Most woo, sir!
Most woo indeed.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:05, archived)
# thanks, would you like me to paintmash you a sig?
C];0)

(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Thats most woo-some, chap.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Is that me?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Thats ace
Really ace.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Very modern art
aangepastekunst
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:15, archived)
# haha
*clicks*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:24, archived)
# Don't you just wanna pucnh that kid?
nice.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:29, archived)
# That's nearly excellent.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:42, archived)
# bloody brilliant shoppage, sir!
*click*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Thx!
that's the kind of critisism a like
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:20, archived)
# 90th
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Groove-tastic
I want me one of them!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Haha dave?
Oh, wait, it is you. I guess that's not really very funny then.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:14, archived)
# neat!
yo u do that in paint?
i did this in paint
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:15, archived)
# No, I've only ever done one car picture in paint
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:17, archived)
# your car vectors are rather amazing,
how long do theese take?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:17, archived)
# Depends on the picture
Something like this
CFB
takes about half an hour, but something like this
CFB
takes about three hours
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:20, archived)
# I only did my first car vector the other day
took a lot longer than 3 hours! woo! for the skills

EDIT: www.b3ta.com/board/7545665
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:23, archived)
# Mine aren't vectors
And I've been doing them for over a year
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:24, archived)
# What are they then?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:24, archived)
# They are tracings, really
I make them like I'm doing a vector, but with paint brush instead of a pen tool
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Cars
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:26, archived)
# arf!
:-p
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Faaasaaanhds of 'em!!



/Caine
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:30, archived)
# Nice.
I like the shading you're putting on these now.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:26, archived)
# I thought the bumper and lights looked ok
But I didn't like the way the back half of the car is all the same colour
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Yeah I see what you mean.
Makes it look very strongly lit from that side.

Personally I hadn't noticed, I think the front of the car draws the eye.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:37, archived)
# It was strongly lit in the source
But it still doesn't look quite right
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:39, archived)
# DAVE!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Brian explains..
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:07, archived)
# thats well done
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:10, archived)
# "I owned you"
Ace!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:10, archived)
# marvellous
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Also, nice tagging.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:15, archived)
# hahaha, that taken from his appearnce(s) on loose women?
Likes...*clicks*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Someone posted the Brian animation a day or so ago
I have no idea what the source is!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:22, archived)
# it's mine you thieving toe rag.
carry on :)

also no one clicked this,
www.b3ta.com/board/7547846
gits!

also, woo!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:11, archived)
# I did!
I also invented a new word :)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:16, archived)
# i am deeply touched and honoured
how're the meerkats getting on?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:18, archived)
# All dead
Their mum ate them. I was keeping quiet because I didn't want to ruin the fluffy news; but animals aren't teddy bears I guess. The Curator of Mammals himself explained to me this sort of thing is not so unusual. Conditions have to be right for babies to be reared, and apparently they weren't in this instance. Nout to do with captivity, we had a successful litter last year.

We have new baby otters however, born roughly the same time, though their mum will be keeping them from view for at least four more weeks! :)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:26, archived)
# that's a bummer.
look forward to otter pics, hope they fare better.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Let's go for a little drive

Also, I updated the mofaha rss feed yesterday if anyone's interested :)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Would
I like her
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:57, archived)
# hahaha
My people will be in touch with your people,
RE: Monitor damage from caffeine based liquid!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:58, archived)
# pffftt....

ZOOOOOOooooooooomm............
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:01, archived)
# I don't wanna be no re-po man
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:11, archived)
# not at first.....no!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:26, archived)
# hahahaha
hahaha

how very odd :D

the more I look at it, the more I just find it odd

:)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:02, archived)
# This makes me itchy
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:03, archived)
# and I'd just got rid of my erection :(
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:03, archived)
# I would politely ask her to stop the car
so I could leg it
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:03, archived)
# You can play a game with it.
Just hit the escape key, if it stops on a random Ugly, you die, if not, you escape.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:05, archived)
# It's strangely hypnotic
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Urgh
Guess I died then....
That was funny. Cool...
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Argh!
and hahahahaha! :D
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:03, archived)
# oh god
what has this world come to,
woo!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:07, archived)
# I think I'm in love.
It's the bong eye and her own car that do it for me.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:41, archived)
# That's strangely sexy.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:53, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:51, archived)
# This is great


click
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:53, archived)
# ^ This
and thanks for the help with the pen tool the other day.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:54, archived)
# ^ace
always nice to see an ivv picture :)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Topness of the class :)
Well done chappy.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Woo!
Nice!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Wow, I log on to some real art!
Acely Vino :)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Nice!
Another brilliant job mof-- er hang on.

;)

Brilliant style V!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Haha
I just notice your naawty comment :)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:09, archived)
# Yes cos I wasn't at ALL inspired by yesterday's KK pictures
OH NO! ;)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:13, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:15, archived)
# That's lovely :)
I particularly like the cross-shading
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Ooh. Nice.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:58, archived)
# This is lovely
and more than click-worthy
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Sketchy sketchy nicely nicely
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:11, archived)
# ACE!
You could do a picture story for Jackie in the same vein -

"But Shane is going out with my best friend, should I shag him behind the bike sheds or would it affect my friendship with my mate?"
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Jackie magazine ceased publication in 1993
thus ruining an otherwise excellent plan :(
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:31, archived)
# That's lovely
I like all the line shading in this one and the shadow is a nice touch too.

Yay!!

:D
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Aids is a global issue
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:48, archived)
# AAH! it's coming out the other side!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:50, archived)
# ^_^
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:51, archived)
# chink.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:51, archived)
# I had to look ^_^ up
:-)
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:02, archived)
# /).o(\
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:03, archived)
# I am holding a pea and a grain of sand between
my thumb and forefinger?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:06, archived)
# i see it!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:07, archived)
# /)^.^(\
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:09, archived)
# HAPPY JOY AIDS GOOD TIME JOLLY
woo

EDIT Anyone know a good TV streaming sites that's not tv-links.co.uk?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:51, archived)
# All tv streaming sites are Kack of the highest order.
*apologises for being about as much help as a chocolate fire guard
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:57, archived)
# ^This...
..is just the sort of response I was going to make.

But no, sorry don't know of any others.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:59, archived)
# alluc.org
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:01, archived)

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