a picture i did last night...
of my good friend creem, as seen in /talk
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:34,
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of my good friend creem, as seen in /talk
what a stupid fucking useless arrogant prick of a cunt
.... oh wait thats me!
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:35,
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ha ha
you're cack handed and also have your tongue caught in your guitar strings.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:41,
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maybe not delicious
but its definately ice cre-
wait, no. i'm just being daft.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:48,
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wait, no. i'm just being daft.
*has never felt the requirement to shop in beneton
*wears bin bags...black bin bags........shiney black bin bags.............
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:37,
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*wears bin bags...black bin bags........shiney black bin bags.............
Look at 1994
www.museedelapub.org/pubgb/virt/mp/benetton/pub_benetton.html
Actually, this is better: press.benettongroup.com/ben_en/about/campaigns/list/aids_david_kirby/?t=print
and it really is crap knitwear!
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:47,
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Actually, this is better: press.benettongroup.com/ben_en/about/campaigns/list/aids_david_kirby/?t=print
and it really is crap knitwear!
erm...
is that saying wear our knitwear and die of aids? or am i confusing myself with science?
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:57,
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I too RIS'ed (or whatever the 1994 equivalent was)
when this ad came out - attention seeking p'haps?
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:05,
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Heh
Are benetton still in existence? I thought them and their stupid 'united colours' went out sometime in the 90s.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:12,
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eagles?
crows
ps. i expect full mockerage of what i just admitted on the qotw
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:32,
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ps. i expect full mockerage of what i just admitted on the qotw
Neville!
Long time no see!
Have you been planning world domination?
Another top pic,woo!
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:27,
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Have you been planning world domination?
Another top pic,woo!
Indeed I have!
I plan on buying a new computer to achieve this* very soon. I was considering purchasing from Dell as I
a) Can't really be arsed building my own right now and
b) Think they're reasonably priced for mid-high range desktops but I just don't know. I JUST DON'T KNOW!
*actually just toenhance my productivityplay games on
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:32,
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a) Can't really be arsed building my own right now and
b) Think they're reasonably priced for mid-high range desktops but I just don't know. I JUST DON'T KNOW!
*actually just to
Hurrah!
The usual thought of "Big company = bad" was entering my head, but that's not always true, so I see.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:34,
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Act shoe ally
The package I was looking at had a 22" widescreen LCD for about 140 english squids as part of the whole parcel, which seemed good to me.
I was thinking of buying it to complement my other flat screen to have a ridiculous double-desktop panorama glee-a-thon.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:37,
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I was thinking of buying it to complement my other flat screen to have a ridiculous double-desktop panorama glee-a-thon.
I'm going to set it
all up and then never actually do any work because it just all looks so nice and I wouldn't want to mess up the view with ugly website code.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:42,
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He should be blessing those Eagels
they saved him from the cage.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:27,
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ha! *spoges*
caught part of a documentary on british film yesterday, and one black and white horror number was called "Night Of The Eagle" or something, where a man was being terrified by a single eagle.
"oh no! it's that fucking eagle again, quick! run in to the house. phew! now I'm safe!" short film, I think.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:29,
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"oh no! it's that fucking eagle again, quick! run in to the house. phew! now I'm safe!" short film, I think.
I was going to
do an ending where the eagles break in and rape the man, but that seemed a bit harsh.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:30,
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hahaha
I can sympathise with Steve as I myself have been the subject of yob eagle brutality!
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:33,
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Wootastica!
Yay for fearless teddy bears and their amazing flying machines
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:24,
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"Passenger please be warned we may experience some turbulence"
Nnnnnnaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwmmmmmmm!
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:25,
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Had the idea sometime last week, vague idea for a compo entry while browsing my albums. Couldn't really AIDS-relate it, but made it anyway.
And it took longer than it should to make.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:06,
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And it took longer than it should to make.
Reminds me of the "body condom"
in the first Naked Gun film...
Woo to the pic, tribs, btw!
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:10,
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Woo to the pic, tribs, btw!
I'm not entirely sure
I'm sure some fun could be had with a life-size prophylactic.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:30,
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And a cool-looking top it is too
Closeup courtesy of telephoto lens...
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:17,
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pigeon shit be gone!
it's a bit extreme but it may catch on.
woo!
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:47,
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woo!
i love noisey horrible music ,
therefore..... ps i apologise its probly the drink lol
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:02,
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bit of both lol
listen to a band called regurgitate and youl understand
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:11,
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Yeah, we all know where snow comes from...
and rain is piss....
and wind is farts too....
:)
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:55,
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and wind is farts too....
:)
Only if you ask nicely
I can talk with you about the following subjects:
- the Mayan empire
- music
- the dutch child protection laws
- nonsense
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:24,
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I can talk with you about the following subjects:
- the Mayan empire
- music
- the dutch child protection laws
- nonsense
As its quiet, I'll sneak these in
Its an idea for a character I've had. He fights crime and/or general unpleasantness using some sort of reverse karma. Don't tell anyone.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:45,
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I thought of the name first and developed the character around it
Looks like I'm going to have to think up some nicely gory stories now
*thinks*
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:02,
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*thinks*
i look forward to his martyr-riffic adventures
but not in a sacreligious way
*clicks* woo!
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:48,
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*clicks* woo!
His real super-power is simply being a cartoon character
and therefore appears perfectly intact at the start of every stip
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:07,
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he is the modern day jeebus
could do with a bit more hammering nails in practice though.
woo!
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:50,
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woo!
I've already done a couple of sketches involving
a nail-gun :ยฌD
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:08,
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Wow
Love the shot gun lunch pic, so cool. You have so much talent, I want to have your babies...
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:54,
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that is a great cartoon
and i love seeing how you sketch it out....
KKK :-S
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:08,
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KKK :-S
I stuck the sketches up cos thats the easy part
I'm not much good at the inking/colouring, maybe I won't bother :ยฌ)
There's only two K's, and I think I might only have one on his top
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:21,
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There's only two K's, and I think I might only have one on his top
i love the smell of aids in the morning
smells like victory
*was watching apocalypse now earlier*
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:46,
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*was watching apocalypse now earlier*
i watched Apocalypse Now earlier
though i'm in the midst of watching Apocalypse Earlier, right now
It's been a confusing day :)
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:55,
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It's been a confusing day :)
Great!
Now I'm fucked!
*so he watched "Now" earlier and is watching "earlier now"...I hope "later" isn't on!!!* *Head asplodes*
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:59,
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*so he watched "Now" earlier and is watching "earlier now"...I hope "later" isn't on!!!* *Head asplodes*
i assume you failed needlework as well as history and geography.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:49,
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Im West-Philadelfien, geburt and raisiert
auf die Spielgrund ist wo ich meine Tagen spenden hat.
I hope no one here speaks proper german
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:23,
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I hope no one here speaks proper german
I do!
I was taught by the Gerhunderuberscritzenbomberratzenkaisenhufftergrunger
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:32,
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I was thinking 'The White Cliffs of Dover or bust!' or 'If this cocks up it'll really give ENgland something to chant at the World Cup!'
Bunch of fucking ingrates! Do a barbecue for all the longer term guests pay for it out of my own sodding pocket and does one of the fuckers say thank you after I've cooked the lot for them? Do they fuck!
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:43,
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C U N T S !
throw all thier shit in the street, piss on it and then change the locks!
that'll fuck em!
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:01,
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that'll fuck em!
Did you not know,
he did order an orthopaedic bunker!
Woo to anim
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:14,
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Woo to anim
It's my B3ta birthday!
One year today.
So go and look at my new vid on links, and make fluffy comments!
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:57,
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One year today.
So go and look at my new vid on links, and make fluffy comments!
Happy b3taday!
It was mine on friday, I think I have some cayke left over
*rumages*
here you go
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:14,
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*rumages*
here you go
I know, I know,
It is on the 'to do list'. The Halifax want donations too.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:50,
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I just donated a tenner on your behalf because my credi card was infront of me
checky for iconage later, happy b3taday :)
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:15,
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That
is one of the nicest things anyone has ever done for me.
Thank you. Name your fav song, and I'll ruin it with a video forthwith.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:25,
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Thank you. Name your fav song, and I'll ruin it with a video forthwith.
It is my mission
to make a vid of it within a week. Watch this space. (A translation would help, mind)
Edit: Blimey, its good, but about a week long!
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:32,
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Edit: Blimey, its good, but about a week long!
My Portuguese is a little crap, I think this is about right:
lyricsandsongs.com/song/496589.html
Cosa Nostra means 'Our thing' in Italian, Jorge Ben is being sarcastic about this and that..
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:38,
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Cosa Nostra means 'Our thing' in Italian, Jorge Ben is being sarcastic about this and that..
*** Warmth Award! ***
that was nice :)
(not a lot of that about im afraid - woo for you!)
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:29,
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(not a lot of that about im afraid - woo for you!)
Another b3tan did this about a month or so ago
it was my turn :)
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:40,
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You have
misinterpreted steampunk in the must glorious way. Have a click.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:57,
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I wish to say I like this
But I must go as my giraffe is on fire....
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:10,
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I don't say that I approve of warfare,
but I know how to win the fuckers.
Peacekeeping is not something the Yanks have quite grasped the concept of yet though.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:51,
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Peacekeeping is not something the Yanks have quite grasped the concept of yet though.
In the FRY we had flourescent orange rectangles on the top of our Warrior
to stop them slotting us. We are the only nation in the world with Warrior - why would they open fire on a truck just driving along anyway?
They did - not only that, but they took the trouble to identify the vehicle and learn that they had to hit it in the back doors and killed an APC's worth of Brits.
I fail to understand their training.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:03,
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They did - not only that, but they took the trouble to identify the vehicle and learn that they had to hit it in the back doors and killed an APC's worth of Brits.
I fail to understand their training.
yeah
mostly they havn't grasped that you need to have a peace to keep.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:00,
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I almost killed my crumpets.
I took them out of the oven, but I tilted the tray too much and they slid back in.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:26,
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Yes
And no one has replied to my car for ages :(
Oh well, new car picture starting time
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:45,
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Oh well, new car picture starting time
they don't tend to when it's gone down on the board
ah well, life's a bitch
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:50,
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I was thinking that
Maybe I can liven things up
pown.alluc.org/?uid=779
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:53,
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pown.alluc.org/?uid=779
everything looks fantastic except the strangely abrupt looking lines in his hair and the mouse's whiskers.
that's what i think.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:24,
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yeah,
i did this in paint, and i just used that squiggly line tool for the hair highlights and whiskers
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:35,
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i used to say i...
top rat vectoring there.
just installed Ubuntu 7.04 and now have Gimp2
*twitches in corner* what have i done?
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:30,
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just installed Ubuntu 7.04 and now have Gimp2
*twitches in corner* what have i done?
Cor!
Brilltastic! Also . . . if you did that in Paint . . . I know your pain C]:0)
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:01,
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Haha dave?
Oh, wait, it is you. I guess that's not really very funny then.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:14,
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I only did my first car vector the other day
took a lot longer than 3 hours! woo! for the skills
EDIT: www.b3ta.com/board/7545665
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:23,
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EDIT: www.b3ta.com/board/7545665
They are tracings, really
I make them like I'm doing a vector, but with paint brush instead of a pen tool
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:26,
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I thought the bumper and lights looked ok
But I didn't like the way the back half of the car is all the same colour
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:27,
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Yeah I see what you mean.
Makes it look very strongly lit from that side.
Personally I hadn't noticed, I think the front of the car draws the eye.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:37,
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Personally I hadn't noticed, I think the front of the car draws the eye.
It was strongly lit in the source
But it still doesn't look quite right
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:39,
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hahaha, that taken from his appearnce(s) on loose women?
Likes...*clicks*
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:19,
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Someone posted the Brian animation a day or so ago
I have no idea what the source is!
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:22,
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it's mine you thieving toe rag.
carry on :)
also no one clicked this,
www.b3ta.com/board/7547846
gits!
also, woo!
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:11,
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also no one clicked this,
www.b3ta.com/board/7547846
gits!
also, woo!
i am deeply touched and honoured
how're the meerkats getting on?
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:18,
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All dead
Their mum ate them. I was keeping quiet because I didn't want to ruin the fluffy news; but animals aren't teddy bears I guess. The Curator of Mammals himself explained to me this sort of thing is not so unusual. Conditions have to be right for babies to be reared, and apparently they weren't in this instance. Nout to do with captivity, we had a successful litter last year.
We have new baby otters however, born roughly the same time, though their mum will be keeping them from view for at least four more weeks! :)
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:26,
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We have new baby otters however, born roughly the same time, though their mum will be keeping them from view for at least four more weeks! :)
that's a bummer.
look forward to otter pics, hope they fare better.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:37,
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Let's go for a little drive
Also, I updated the mofaha rss feed yesterday if anyone's interested :)
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:56,
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Also, I updated the mofaha rss feed yesterday if anyone's interested :)
hahaha
My people will be in touch with your people,
RE: Monitor damage from caffeine based liquid!
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:58,
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RE: Monitor damage from caffeine based liquid!
hahahaha
hahaha
how very odd :D
the more I look at it, the more I just find it odd
:)
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:02,
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how very odd :D
the more I look at it, the more I just find it odd
:)
You can play a game with it.
Just hit the escape key, if it stops on a random Ugly, you die, if not, you escape.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:05,
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I think I'm in love.
It's the bong eye and her own car that do it for me.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:41,
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^ This
and thanks for the help with the pen tool the other day.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:54,
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Nice!
Another brilliant job mof-- er hang on.
;)
Brilliant style V!
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:56,
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;)
Brilliant style V!
Yes cos I wasn't at ALL inspired by yesterday's KK pictures
OH NO! ;)
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:13,
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ACE!
You could do a picture story for Jackie in the same vein -
"But Shane is going out with my best friend, should I shag him behind the bike sheds or would it affect my friendship with my mate?"
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:28,
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"But Shane is going out with my best friend, should I shag him behind the bike sheds or would it affect my friendship with my mate?"
Jackie magazine ceased publication in 1993
thus ruining an otherwise excellent plan :(
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:31,
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That's lovely
I like all the line shading in this one and the shadow is a nice touch too.
Yay!!
:D
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 19:38,
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Yay!!
:D
I am holding a pea and a grain of sand between
my thumb and forefinger?
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:06,
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HAPPY JOY AIDS GOOD TIME JOLLY
woo
EDIT Anyone know a good TV streaming sites that's not tv-links.co.uk?
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:51,
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EDIT Anyone know a good TV streaming sites that's not tv-links.co.uk?
All tv streaming sites are Kack of the highest order.
*apologises for being about as much help as a chocolate fire guard
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:57,
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^This...
..is just the sort of response I was going to make.
But no, sorry don't know of any others.
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Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:59,
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But no, sorry don't know of any others.
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