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# h.r in the execution sector were
trying to boost staff morale..

edit;sorry for board hogging :p
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:10, archived)
# What am I looking at here?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:13, archived)
# man being electrocuted
eep
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:14, archived)
# pleasant
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:15, archived)
# That's not a very funny thing to look at, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:16, archived)
# thats why i drew a smily face on him
:)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:16, archived)
# I'm going to paint you black and send you to Texas
that'll fucking teach you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:18, archived)
# I think you're missing my point.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:19, archived)
# when bondish (yea i'm having a dull moment and cant spell) goes wrong
bondish bondis bondage! ahah thats it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:15, archived)
# lol high voltage death
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:16, archived)
# That's really quite awful.
In other words- WOO.

That boosts my morale voltage.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:18, archived)
# looks like a fun way to go :S
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:19, archived)
# WATT a way to go! I AMP serious!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Ohmy god
We must put up resistance to puns.
Wire you doing this to us?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Easy on the Eye


It was worse that they were women too...
(Stranger hates the sun on his laptop screen, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:26, archived)
# also...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:39, archived)
# SkUGosaur's old lady
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:00, archived)
# oh my
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:00, archived)
# I'm confused...
I don't normally fancy dinosaurs. Then again I don't normally fancy cats or squirrels. Have you been using JJ's mojo?

*clickey*
(Mr._Pickles, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:02, archived)
# check my profile for details
Hello *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:10, archived)
# "We" like this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:07, archived)
# ahhaaha
hahhahhahahhhah *makes i like this button*
*click*

Edit: REALLY CLICKS and demands you do too
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:11, archived)
# it was largely ignored when I first posted it, possibly because of lack of Brandow
feel free :) www.b3ta.com/board/7588732
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:13, archived)
# *clicks again*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:16, archived)
# *covertly sexes again*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:21, archived)
# erm...
thats not me... phew... *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Retro clicked
by me
(Ijustlurkhere, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:26, archived)
# hehe
i should retrospectively beg for clicks on my gifs more often.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:28, archived)
# ha ha ha
what a great thing to see when i first come on b3ta
Wahey!
WOo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:10, archived)
# oh hai!
you can have her
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:11, archived)
# *click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:14, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:16, archived)
# cor blimey guvner
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:26, archived)
# in a bad mood
but day off 2moro :D:D:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:54, archived)
# so i see
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:55, archived)
# im happy now
:D let the magenta cocks and bad humor jokes begin :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Time off is great.
I've had the week off (to avoid all this APEC shit) and I couldn't be happier right now.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:55, archived)
# that's not maddie's blood, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:56, archived)
# skull meltdown
BZZZOOOOOWWWWMMMM-foosh
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:56, archived)
# pretty though
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't miss
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:29, archived)
# nicely
:)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:29, archived)
# heavens to betsy
that's rather special
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:29, archived)
# fucking wow!
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:30, archived)
# yaya!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:30, archived)
# This is most woo and yay
have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:33, archived)
# this is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:36, archived)
# hahahahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:36, archived)
# beautiful use of 3dness
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:36, archived)
# woo
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)
# ahahah
ahahahahhha amazing
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:54, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:54, archived)
# verily i am enjoying this
woo, sir. most woo.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:59, archived)
# This is ace!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:02, archived)
# That's
marvellous. Is there a biggy version?
(poonss ...howlingspoons, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:04, archived)
# this is rather good.
*clicked
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:41, archived)
# can't miss...
what?

I see no image.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 23:04, archived)
# "Oh my user..."
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:21, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:22, archived)
# *pokes out own eyes*
All better :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:24, archived)
# jesus christ that's a creepy pose :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Hahaha
that's creepy?!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:31, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:32, archived)
# He forgot to put a sock down his pants, AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:26, archived)
# this still going is it?
ppfffwoo!

/off again, I have a very busy drinking schedule today y'see
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:48, archived)
# oh fucking god
now you've put this back in my brain

I had managed to delete it, now it's back

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:21, archived)
# at first i didn't see anything.
but haha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
I was trying to think of something to do to that picture earlier!
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:25, archived)
# WE'VE GOT A PHOTOSHOP HERE FOLKS
I CAN TELL FROM THE PIXELS AND FROM HAVING SEEN QUITE A FEW PHOTOSHOPS IN MY TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Drove through St Neots yesterday, this made me chuckle

Click for bigger (109KB)
..and wonder how many Han Solo and Indiana Jones cardboard stand ups they had out the back. Only the old bloke has been shopped by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:15, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:16, archived)
# IT BELONGS IN A MOO-SEEYUMM.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:18, archived)
# is he pissing on the car?
and looking damn pleased about it, too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:18, archived)
# at that age he probably couldn't help himself
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:19, archived)
# he's that old, he's slightly disppointed he's not looking at a Honda
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:21, archived)
# There's a petrol station in York I frequented with a full suit of Stormtrooper armour behind the counter
When I asked why, the counter assistant gave me a wry smile and said the manager was a bit of a nerd. This made me chuckle

given I understand his condition.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:20, archived)
# there's a David Harrison Ford in my home town
and I dont think this joke ever occurred to me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:36, archived)
# does he hate snakes?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)
# no, the David part of his personality must have precluded that
but he does make witty quips during times of extreme danger.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:59, archived)
# They were inspired by Eric Clapton... in more ways than one.


/Runs like hell
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:05, archived)
# CP!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:06, archived)
# possibly NSFW?
come on, I know they are small, but click the box :)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Actually
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_Faith_%28album%29
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:07, archived)
# ye, but some employers are a bit anal
excuse the choice of words :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Get back to work and stop browsing the site then
Or I'll TELL.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:11, archived)
# pfft
i'm a student, matey - thus, no works for me :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Shouldn't you
be down the union getting pissed on 5p pints?
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:16, archived)
# haha
I don't even know where the student union is in Cambridge :) I'd rather keep /board company :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:18, archived)
# NSF fucking W or anything
b3ta.com/board/7592768
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:07, archived)
# B3ta does not need impartial mods.
It just needs fucking mods online
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:11, archived)
# DR DYSLEXIA FOR MOD!
What's the worst that can happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:11, archived)
# ^ This hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:12, archived)
# No, it really does need impartial mods
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:13, archived)
# yes it does.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:15, archived)
# It meeds impartial mods,
because if it was people like you, everything I post would be classed as nsfw because you're a cunt who has me on ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Also, nothing would be funny because "I know what b3ta is about".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:15, archived)
# after 4 years I wish I knew what it was about
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:19, archived)
# it's about the funtimes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:20, archived)
# I know it used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:21, archived)
# haha it's like you have a black cloud above you or something
I imagine you lurching around the board with some kind of permanent discontent expression
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:23, archived)
# I'm just sick of the mods and their bias
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:27, archived)
# what happened?
I must've missed something here
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:29, archived)
# you ok prodge?
you've been a bit more 'lacklustre' than usual lately,
anything in particular trigger it?
/just curious
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:35, archived)
# [no comment]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Well, whatever it is, hope you're back to some sort of 'normality' soon
/to a degree, I take the point you make, horses for courses I reckon at times
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:42, archived)
# It still is, but if the same thing was going on now as when I joined up
it wouldn't be much fun anymore.

It's important to try new things, some work and some don't.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:25, archived)
# Well anything can be funny, in the right circumstances.
It's like "Don't tell disease jokes to cancer patients" or "Don't tell Maddie jokes to people who give a shit"

If people don't like it, they can hide the post or just not look at it.

If not, who cares?

B3ta is for fun, it's people like Pasanonic who take it slightly too seriously.

If an image is WAY over, then fine, ask them to resize it, don't say "FUCK OFF YOU CUNT!" because thet will encourage people to run off. This is, after all, a community.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:21, archived)
# isn't that exactly what you've just said about Pasanonic though, in a roundabout way?
because it sure reads like it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:27, archived)
# I am an loyal upstanding member of my community
and if someone deserves it, as you did at the start of your life here, I would say something like FUCK OFF YOU CUNT. You've got slightly better, although your sole reliance on memes is still a bit annoying to me. But your skillz0rz have improved. That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:29, archived)
# B3ta had a golden age
before the kids turned up. I don't take it to seriously, but it's a bit hit and miss these days
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:36, archived)
# broken down as follows:
MISS: Summer Holidays, Half Term Holidays, Easter and Christmas Holidays, Teacher Training Days, aroundabout 8pm Mon-Fri when the homework is done

HIT: everything else
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:38, archived)
# you're bang on
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:57, archived)
# ...and you'd be naughty stepped for calling another /board member a cunt behind their back
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:20, archived)
# don't we call each other cunts on here all the time?
he's a cunt, she's a cunt, you're a cunt, I'm a cunt... we're all cunts here :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:26, archived)
# aye, but psychadelic warlord still doesn't let it drop about pasanonic
who, in all fairness, actually did the decent thing and put up an ignore to get rid of the obvious tension between the two,
rather than let it keep spilling out onto /board, something which PW still does, and keeps having digs about him to other people...

/and you're right, you cunt, we do call each other cunts all the time, mainly in jest, you cunt, but it has never read like that when PW talks about Pasanonic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Fair enough.
You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Spoken like a true cunt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:34, archived)
# The white zone is for immediate loading and uploading of images only. There are no cunts in a red zone.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Don't tell me which cunts can be loaded and unloaded
You're just a cunt who wants me to have an abortion!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:39, archived)
# hahahaha
The survival of everyone on /board depends on just one thing: finding someone on /board who is not only a cunt, but who didn't have fish for dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:42, archived)
# *Jim is never a cunt at home...*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)
# yes he is, but don't call me "Cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:48, archived)
# "looks like I picked the wrong week to stop being a cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Joey, do you like movies about cunts?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:56, archived)
# erm
bad, bad horsey.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:07, archived)
# if that's not a skinny blokes body
then I'm assuming this is NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Wiki says it's an 11 year old girl.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:12, archived)
# 14, i think
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:13, archived)
# 11.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:37, archived)
# NSFW?
I'm getting mixed feelings here.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:08, archived)
# wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:26, archived)
# game.
pick up.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:16, archived)
# You dropped it right next to your gay card
over there
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:19, archived)
# why thank you, I... OHHH YOU GOT ME
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Ha ha!
*steals lunch money*
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:23, archived)
# FP this now
Just to piss off the NSFW crowd


**works from home blog***
(I helped save b3ta! Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:47, archived)
# nice 1m high box canvas i did today


previously

www.b3tards.com/u/bb7428045afc03d218f3/daleksmall.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/bb7428045afc03d218f3/dalek2.jpg

edit: It should be noted that if anyone wants to buy one, they only need to make an offer ;)
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Nice pine cones
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:49, archived)
# thanks
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:50, archived)
# they are supposed to keep away spiders.
This is bollocks as my house is currently full of them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:56, archived)
# conkers are supposed to be for spiders
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:58, archived)
# that's what I meant
;)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Earthworms are meant to keep away conkers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Spiders are good
they eat the bugs, and they're actually really friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:59, archived)
# here's a question
are spiders attracted to weed smoke? I smoke in my room and always get lots of spiders, when I don't smoke nothing comes in..
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:00, archived)
# A lot of bugs are attracted to weed smoke.
At one place I decided to have a few months off after being a heavy smoker and all the bugs left.

So did the spiders and the geckos.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:06, archived)
# fucking bugs stealin ma stash!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Noo
that's what happens when your finger escapes!

/Reefer Madness
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:36, archived)
# I love spiders, super cool and friendly things
but we're selling the house so have to keep it tidy for buyers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:03, archived)
# ^^^^this
/first two viewings today blog
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:27, archived)
# ah yes, the famous
pine cone eating spider. ;)


TJ. does anyone want to supply me with a spot of server space and bw for a wow guild website?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:00, archived)
# aaaaaah they're using the old trojan pine cone trick to get into your house
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:00, archived)
# ^arf :)
'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:01, archived)
# 'ning
miss.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:02, archived)
# great choice of colours :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:50, archived)
# the photo has made it look a bit...
luminous orange
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:50, archived)
# Is it red?
It does a bit - but still looks great
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:52, archived)
# yes bright red
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:53, archived)
# aw, I thought it was orange
orange and black is my favourite colour combination.

at the moment, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:55, archived)
# it's so bright it's almost orange
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:56, archived)
# FUCK YES.
Now try and get it up some stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:50, archived)
# *carries extremely light box canvas up stairs*
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:51, archived)
# It took more than 40 years before the daleks could do that.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:54, archived)
# welllllll
it's implied in the 1966 story The Chase, but we don't see it till 1988 (so only 25 years)
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:04, archived)
# I like this..it's better than that fucking retarded face/meme shite on the board today
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:53, archived)
# *drinks to that*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:55, archived)
# yeah, but you'll drink to anything you cunt :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:28, archived)
# it's how I like b3ta to be
fast and bandwagony :D

there'd be hardly any new posts if the brandowagon wasn't rolling again
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:55, archived)
# well, I know I'm not posting anything because of that shite.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Why?
You think we won't see your images or something? It's not like we mong over non-bandwagon images going HURR HURR HURR BRANDOW LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:59, archived)
# you'd be surprised
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:01, archived)
# I think you worry too much about this place, prodge :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:02, archived)
# with everyday that passes I care less and less
I just think this place is turning into a total shambles
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:06, archived)
# There are worse places on the internet to spend time on :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:09, archived)
# The golden age is never the present day.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:09, archived)
# *sigh* :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:10, archived)
# I still love you
and all your progeny, Prodge.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Is he going to dispose of the bomb by eating it? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:04, archived)
# haha
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Most of the images are in an existing thread anyway
obviously with the odd exception. It's not like other posts are being pushed off or prevented altogether.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Even if regular images get pushed down
quite a few get displayed on the page at once, and it's not like people won't spot them amongst the brandows. At least I'm sure I've been commenting on all the non-brandow posts as well.

Even with bandwagons rolling b3ta's still slow enough to take ages to push non-wagon posts right off the page
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Exactly
and the board's dead as anything today. Would still be like that if it were not for the heroic actions of Brandow.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:05, archived)
# DECORATE!
That's pretty damn cool.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Nice!
Would look even better sprayed on an underpass.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:56, archived)
# YES!
Lovely lovely lovely
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:58, archived)
# That's shit
(Parrott, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:06, archived)
# I don't know what happened to the ear...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Hahaha
Someone PLEASE start a gallery for these!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:38, archived)
# I'm going to put all mine into my profile
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Good idea actually
might do the same myself
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:42, archived)
#

Though, I must sa, for everything about this game's weaponry/ plasmid balance issues after finishing it, I must say Fire + Bees is a very visceral and awesome pleasure to do with enemies. "Oh, this guy is getting on my nerves... I suppose I'll light him on fire and toss bees at him".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Give it a Fez
And its Tommy Cooper!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:40, archived)
# As a late comer could I possibly ask
What the buggery bollocks it going on?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Brandowagon.
Still rollin'
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:53, archived)
# It's pick a random body and shop Brandow's face on it Saturday night
Did you miss the memo?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:54, archived)
# No
My memo just had a childishly illustrated purple phallus on it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:05, archived)
# The board was dead and rather dull
then it exploded in an orgasm of Brandow
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Mainly my fault,
but I couldn't have done it without you!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:05, archived)
# awww my first teddy
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:25, archived)
# I would buy this product :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:25, archived)
#
I do agree about the wrench. I mean, you've got hard wrench, fast wrench, sneaky wrench, freeze wrench, and not even one other weapon modifier, not even a generic "bullets do more damage" or something. Sure, there are the Power to the Peoples, but 2 upgrades per weapon does not a System Shock 2 Spiritual Successor make.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:26, archived)
# TELL ME MORE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:28, archived)
#
Don't forget that there's also Bloodlust, which actually gives you health back when you use the wrench! I kept hoping that there would be some way to improve the machine gun, but even with both upgrades it's probably the most worthless gun I've seen in a shooter in a long, long time. People complain about the SMG in Half-life 2, but Bioshock's machine gun is terrible as anything other than a last resort.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:31, archived)
#
I really would have liked to see more tonics that improve or change your plasmids too and it would've been nice if Wrench Lurker had been split into two separate tonics - one to make you sneakier and one to improve wrench damage against unaware Slicers. At least that would have made it a little bit more difficult to pile on wrench bonuses and it would've provided an option to be sneaky without going down the homicidal plumber route.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:34, archived)
#
Oh well. I think the reason this is bugging me so much is because I ignored the wrench for the first half of the game and switching over to primarily wrench tonics is when the magic wore off. The game changed completely with the wrench tonics slotted and I never once missed my old tonics, or even really noticed that they were gone. It did a great job of ruining the illusion that character customization actually matters all that much in Bioshock. :(
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:35, archived)
# lully!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:27, archived)
# TOO HAPPY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:28, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:30, archived)
# that's more li-HOLY SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:30, archived)
# not happy enough?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:00, archived)
# lully
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 19:04, archived)
# I'd watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Would,...would..would...would...don't like the skinny bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Lucy Liu as Brandow :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:15, archived)
# No she's fine, that Calista can fuck right off.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:16, archived)
# That's what I meant.
Portia looks shit with her hair up, though - she looks like a blonde hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:18, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:15, archived)
# I WOULD ALSO WATCH THIS SHOW, AS LONG AS ALLY MCBEAL STOPPED GLORIFYING MENTAL ILLNESS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:16, archived)
# so many brandows in one place :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:16, archived)
# haha!
I know who he reminds me of now, John Lithgow perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:16, archived)
#
img378.imageshack.us/img378/2453/3rdtrocklk7.png
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:19, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:20, archived)
# Sadly it's not mine.
mononcqc.wordpress.com/2007/03/26/this-lawyer-is-fierce/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:21, archived)
# Yeah, I've seen that, this bit cracks me up..
"..Michael K. Brandow apparently removed his photo from his website.
I am still keeping this one here, and if they sue me, I plan on hiring Brandow himself to defend me..."
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:22, archived)
# I translated the french bit
"His photo of the site. Fortunately, there is a Quebec blogger that had the good idea to preserve a copy of the said photo on his"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:24, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:22, archived)
# hahaha!
quality!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Bandwagon Interjection!
Original or Fake?
www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=34638635&id=36803624

The photographer clearly has no idea who she is dealing with

Also... ARGH to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Clive the Panda ... me likey likey bamboo, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:19, archived)
# i do hope it was him
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:51, archived)
# He's a demon on the dancefloor.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:10, archived)
# goddamn that bodypoppin' brandow
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:16, archived)
# He's illin'.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:21, archived)
# Tunnocks teacakes eaten at seaside shocker

It's my birthday today so I went to the seaside.
And I got FP'd while I was out yay!!!
Now to go and get very drunk
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:04, archived)
# All the cool kids have their birthdays this week.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:05, archived)
# YUM
happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Happy birthday, you fabulous animating bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:06, archived)
# hippy barfday and hurrah
for animated eatable things



(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:09, archived)
# You eat things backwards?
YOU CAN MAKE THEM LAST LONGER!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:13, archived)
# it is actually my never ending jaffa cake
that I made yonks ago to give to somebody as a prize in a caption compo. They never called around to collect it.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:16, archived)
# Foooool mooooon. Haaaaalf moooooon
TOTAL ECLIPSE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:51, archived)
# congrats and happy birfday
/woo too
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Happy Toasty Birthday sir
and yet another fine FP :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Cup of tea to go with that?


(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:23, archived)
# oooh lovely ta
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Happy Birthday Toasty!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:03, archived)
# bong bong bong bong
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:04, archived)
# PLAY THAT DRUM
PLAY IT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:07, archived)
# .
(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:51, archived)
# yay
woo
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
EDIT: adjusted a little...
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Argh!
He's looking at me!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:57, archived)
#
ಠ_ಠ
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Ha
Nice!
(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:58, archived)
# hah
christ
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Haha
Winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:54, archived)
# OH YES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:55, archived)
# You're all very silly people
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:58, archived)
# That's a good thing, right? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:01, archived)
# hahahha!
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Better In My Head, Bin Dun ?


Click for bigger (207KB)
(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:43, archived)
# What happened to his face?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Someone attacked him
in an alleyway with a layer blending mode
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:45, archived)
# I put stones behind him :P
Its to cut down on the scaryness.
(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Brandow Island?

this is a real album
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:47, archived)
# This is what war will be like in the future.
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Why would a robot eat a dog?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:44, archived)
# because
IT'S THE FUTURE.
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:45, archived)
# to stop it shitting on the pavement
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:46, archived)
# The future
is AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:46, archived)
# haha that's an incredibly bizarre tank
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:46, archived)
# It's
THE FUTURE
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:53, archived)
# *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Hot stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:35, archived)
# no no no!
This scares me
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 17:43, archived)

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