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# O.L.D.E.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:29, archived)
# And a LEGO one for a change of pace.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:29, archived)
# Do you ever snff the bum of your pants to see if they are OK to wear before putting them on?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:34, archived)
# Is that meant to be weird?
I know a guy who licks them*






*totally not me...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:35, archived)
# Licks your pants, or his pants?
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:05, archived)
# I use cats for that.
If they climb in, fine. If they run it's too dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:36, archived)
# I must get a cat then
/sick of injuries as a result passing out from "pants checks"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:01, archived)
# i have a gimp for that.
only he can't run away, he's hobbled.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:07, archived)
# Good idea. Mask will keep the vomit in.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:15, archived)
# there's a trickle hole cut in his ballgag to let it out slowly.
but, like a dog, he just eats it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:16, archived)
# You could bottle it and sell it in a mixed pack with emu oil.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:29, archived)
# sweeter than truffles, rarer than sand!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:37, archived)
# My, it's been an interesting day in the news.
www3.barnesy.org/links/Can_anyone_work_out_what_the_fuck_he_d_do_with_a_toilet_duck_bottle_a_rubber_glove_and_a_piece_of_wood

"He certainly wasn't using the vaccuum to clean the floor"
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:38, archived)
# I'm getting a redex on this one
All of your other pics are working though.

Hmmmm.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:48, archived)
# Only diff is /uploads/ rather than /u/usernumber/
Same site, how odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:50, archived)
# Oh my !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:48, archived)
# DO SOMETHING FUNNY
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:51, archived)
# Which do you prefer ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:54, archived)
# Well played, peed ... peaed? Som'it like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:56, archived)
# It's all in the extras . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:01, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:04, archived)
# We say . . . that's funny funny funny . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:08, archived)
# It looks like they're are saying "boys,boys,boys".
Which should not be a shock when I think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:10, archived)
# Boys . . . boys . . . stop that !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:14, archived)
# I don't get it.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:06, archived)
# That's because you can't do anal, duh!
You even fail as a fag.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:07, archived)
# Not much to get . . . really . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:11, archived)
# what a pleasant working environment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:42, archived)
# QUEEF!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:49, archived)
# She's hot for it too, the little tart!
Look at her, sitting there sluttily using a PDA to SMS her cell phone wot's shoved up her mimsy on vibrate mode!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:37, archived)
# Someone else said it was a DS.
The dance-card must be classed as a lost icon.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:51, archived)
# bertie has spots.
millicent is busy with her ipod anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:06, archived)
# They have spots at any spot in history.
iPods are a more recent affliction.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:09, archived)
# some clown here had one up for sale, used.
it was broken and he wanted $150 for it. i sent him a rude email and got a huffy reply about how valuable they are.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:18, archived)
# Email same message to him in six weeks.
Cuz' he'll still be flogging it that long. Hahaha!
Music section is filled with those kinds of fools.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:32, archived)
# cd/dvd is too.
i email them from time to time, doesn't seem to do any good.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:38, archived)
# A story.
(I helped save b3ta! FOONLY, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:37, archived)
# Once upon a time there was this . . .
Epic story ! Glub Glub ! !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:43, archived)
# thanks.
I've done lots of stupid anims at 100x100.
200x200 is the big screen! :)
(I helped save b3ta! FOONLY, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:59, archived)
# Well worth
the price of emmision !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:08, archived)
# By far, the greatest story ever told
Fucking houpla
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:46, archived)
# lully
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:47, archived)
# I like the twist ending.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:02, archived)
# why did they lick the paint?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:08, archived)
# The window was open.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:08, archived)
# That reminds me, I need a new tunic.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:09, archived)
# Eye see . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:11, archived)
# This reminds me of the latest Tool album artwork
Twas most freaky (AND THREE DEE)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:14, archived)
# 10,000 Days.
I'm quite the fan, Lateralus is...a masterpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:17, archived)
# Infact I made this to demonstrate the fact
www.youtube.com/watch?v=90DH9lZK3fA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:21, archived)
# And with that...
I go.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:22, archived)
# Gone . . .
trippin' . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:24, archived)
# I saw Tool live twice last year
My favourite band, by far.

I shall watch your video and bid you farewell!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:24, archived)
# Flappy eye'd freak!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:15, archived)
# I'm really enjoying this :)
Have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 5:11, archived)
# dear mr./ms. foonly:
we would like to purchase the rights to your epic story and retell it in a crap manner with talentless actrons and a director who's previously been kicked off the sets of several breakfast ceral commercials for incompetence. our marketing team wonders if you could add a few characters in to help sell the film - would a sassy child negro, a prancing homosexual lacking genitals, a talking dog and an emasculated white heterosexual man be too much to ask for? be quick, we've already got adam sandler and one of coolio's babymama's babies signed and brett ratner is lurking about begging for the job.

love, hollywood.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:15, archived)
# Give me my own trailer,
substitute Dyanne Thorne for the talking dog, and the rights are yours.
(I helped save b3ta! FOONLY, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:54, archived)
# sold!
we had the volleyball from the tom hanks desert island film tentatively signed but he wanted top billing and too much money so we're going with keanu reeves instead.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:00, archived)
# Too bored to sleep
Have a TOTALLY unshopped pic...

honest...


/runs
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:33, archived)
# Godhandtastic
I really like this.
88
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:34, archived)
# Is this . . .
some form of new disease . . . or . . . do you normally chew your nails this short ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:37, archived)
# I used to be able to get a teaspoon up my nose, right to the bowl.
I could also put strawberry bootlaces in my nostril and pull them out of my mouth.




HOORAY FOR A FREAKY CHILDHOOD
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:47, archived)
# No harm . . .
no fowl . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:59, archived)
# i can't remember which one you are.
hall or oates?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:22, archived)
# have something nice and pretty
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:08, archived)
# That is very pretty indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:10, archived)
# Wooo
Very pretteh
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:15, archived)
# Awww that's nice
And time for bed!

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:15, archived)
# Twinkle, twinkle little . . .
Hey . . . wait . . . that's no other moon . . . is it ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:21, archived)
# Must be near the galactic center to get that stars that bright and numerous.
WooYay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:24, archived)
# which hawkwind album cover was that again?
nicly done.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Nobody about? good......
*posts*




*runs*

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:10, archived)
# *signals artillery to begin firing*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:12, archived)
# Breach!
KA-CHOOM
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:19, archived)
# Bracketing fire, Sgt!
*dials location to the rest of the battery*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:22, archived)
# Out of ammunition, Sir!
Permission to use Galloway, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:26, archived)
# Granted!
*dons enviro-suit*
Fire at will!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:29, archived)
# Direct hit on Winehouse, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:38, archived)
# Hurrah!
We'll all get mentioned in dispatches for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:46, archived)
# Hip Hip, Huzzah!
Extra rations for all the men!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:54, archived)
# WE'RE ALL HERE
WE CAN ALL SEE IT IN ALL OF IT'S ROBOTY GLORY
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:53, archived)
# This is bollocks!

I'm off to bed.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:50, archived)
# Stick it to the man.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:54, archived)
# CAKIE HAET COMPO
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:56, archived)
# As a person who doesn't listen to music
or read the music press.
I have no idea who this woman is anyway.
She looks dreadful.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:03, archived)
# Yeah, I've got fuck all idea either.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:06, archived)
# I saw her on Never Mind The Buzzcocks
what a fucking numpty she was
how anyone can give her the time of day, let alone a fucking record contract is beyond me
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:15, archived)
# I've been watching the last few series all day
Donny Tourette should be brought on every show, for pure comedy value.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:50, archived)
# And having re-watched that episode
I have concluded that she has shaped her hair around a basketball.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:43, archived)
# !
i don't like what she does, much, but i don't find her hateful or unoriginal. she's actually a relief from the crap pop that is all over the place. and, she had the dap kings as her studio band for a record, which is about as far from crap as one can get. as for not hearing about her, the best reply to that is:she's never heard of you, either (paraphrasing standard indie rock retort).

and as far as crap challenges go, we've just had the most idiotic of all (elvis) and a perectly good one ruined by stupid entries (AIDS). in light of that, screw the challenges - post funny/good pics and if you happen to have a good idea that makes sense for the compo, click the little box. or don't.

/ranty rant.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:47, archived)
# ^THIS^
I just love when challenges pretty much exclude anyone from other countries aside from England.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:56, archived)
# Aside from England?
Indonesia is working on one as we speak!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:14, archived)
# She does the weather
on the telly.
(RIS, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:33, archived)
# Snow followed by beer and howling.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:09, archived)
# yES
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:08, archived)
# Agreed. She is totally unknown outside of a handful...
...of people anywhere else on the planet. And no one wants to change that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:14, archived)
# this week's compo should be scrapped
in favour of shopping someone good, like Brian Blessed

why is it when we get compo challenges about people, a lot of the time they're about fuckwitted/horrible/hated people? (the Elvis one wasn't bad)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:18, archived)
# I dont know who the fuck that guy is either!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:57, archived)
# aye
what a shit challenge again!

and I will avoid the main board for ANOTHER week because no doubt i'll see her drug stained face over and over.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:24, archived)
# perhaps a new "Ignore" button should be introduced
one to ignore challenge posts - that way if you hate the compo you can put those posts on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:26, archived)
# Been mentioned and requested many times.
I'd rather see some challenges other than,
"Some tabloid idiot, ain't they funny?"
Or at least a full ban on anything to do with movies.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:29, archived)
# she's actually made a bit of a stamp in the U.S.
after britney and paris, i think americans are relieved to have a pop singer who doesn't attempt to hide her raunchy ridiculous lifestyle. that makes it okay.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:01, archived)
# Call me when she makes Comcast's play list.
Not. It's just Rupert's bunch cross selling what they can.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:05, archived)
# probably true
i dunno, i'd heard her name dozens of times from different people before i actually went out of my way to find out who she was (and read a pretty good article about her in "Spin")

before that, i thought her name sounded like a meek female singer-songwriter with brown hair.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:15, archived)
# What the hell more do you want?
More "If the world were..." more "What about animals that...?" I'm tired of people bitching about each and every compo. Some are shit, but making fun of a ghastly looking celebrity is more inspiring than "Monkey Movies!"
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:59, archived)
# No more movies, for a year or two.
Knowing that next week's will of course
be "'Aliens' the movie, ain't it funny?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:08, archived)
# I want the nature of the compo to change or for it to die
it's just institutionalized bandwagonning now. It's obviously tired and needs to evolve or die.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:20, archived)
# every compo is shit blah blah blah
If it's so disturbing to you, just ignore it and post whatever you want. Whingeing is pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:42, archived)
# WHINGEING IS FUN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:59, archived)
# I'd love to ignore the compos, but it's a bit hard when the board gets flooded.
The elvis compo was quite fun, they're not all shit.

It would be nice to have a 'hide compo entries' button though. God knows it's been requested enough times.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:33, archived)
# new compo rule:
when a person here complains about the current compo, he or she must link to the compo suggestions he or she has made. th online posters will then vote on whether these ideas are better, and if not, the complainer must eat yak turds and post video proof on youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:52, archived)
# Ageing took its toll on Aragorn, King Elessar


And never let hamsters watch Lord of the Rings...

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:27, archived)
# This is splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:30, archived)
# that has won the interweb
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:32, archived)
# Lemmiwinks!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:47, archived)
# Love the Hamdalf!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:49, archived)
# This is so awesome
Total woo =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:49, archived)
# Hah!
I made myself the crown!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:01, archived)
# Woo!
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:14, archived)
# this is the best thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:15, archived)
# FP THIS
NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Super piat I am the owl, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:41, archived)
# Why, thank you all
Just in the vain hope, I've made them 280px friendly...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:49, archived)
# enrty
(shaunbu13, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:02, archived)
# what i like about this best is that you didn't enter it for the challenge.
you just felt you needed to raise the issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:03, archived)
# I believe it needs to be raised
that only her vocal chords need saving, not the head nor body.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:09, archived)
# She's got proper man-hands
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:03, archived)
# and a proper man face.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Do you think she might be a man?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:08, archived)
# *stares at chest*
...
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:15, archived)
# Hehe!
All she needs now is a little chest hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:19, archived)
# Gerry is an alien!
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:20, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:24, archived)
# fuck me thas a big un!
Points at faq and shouts "cunt" before running away.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:22, archived)
# I wish I never rad it now:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:28, archived)
# these people will tell you to read the faq
if your image is above 50kb
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:32, archived)
# I want these people to come and live with me
they have a sense of humour
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:01, archived)
# AND CAMELTOE
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Wish I could do that
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:53, archived)
# I wish I could afford to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:54, archived)
# Don't we all!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:01, archived)
# I waited for it to animate
then it animated
then I done a little laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:54, archived)
# *glees*
laughter prolongs your life!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:56, archived)
# Haha, how handy
Everyone would hate you at parties.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:58, archived)
# Hi Sis :)
You well?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Hello!
Pretty grand indeed ta, wrapped in a blanket pretending to work. Hows thee?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:01, archived)
# Trying to work...
...but not succeeding :(
must be the Cambodian weed I'm smoking :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:03, archived)
# That would do it, yep
Join me in my procrastination. Much more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:04, archived)
# Procrastination...
best of all the...

...whatever. I'll think about it tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:05, archived)
# throooooooooooooooough
the
tooooooooooooooooooooooooooes
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:01, archived)
[challenge entry] I had so many more (meow, sow, ewe, etc) but the filesize is a killer.

Please Click for bigger and better
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:41, archived)
# YEAH MOUSE WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:41, archived)
# Win Mouse, yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:41, archived)
# elephants, yeah!
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:51, archived)
# Camel ticks!
Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:52, archived)
# anagrams will never get old.
YOU HEAR ME?
NEVER.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:42, archived)
# A TIMID ION
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:45, archived)
# diamition?
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:48, archived)
# oh you clever bastard.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:48, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:50, archived)
# Tee hee!
"A wee mushy ion" made me smile inwardly.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:44, archived)
# Consider the lily.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:45, archived)
# Of the Allen variety?
I made myself sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:46, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:46, archived)
# Outstanding matey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:45, archived)
# Big trouble!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:46, archived)
# IN LITTLE CHINA!
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:50, archived)
# Why a noise
emu?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:53, archived)
# don't ask me.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:53, archived)
# EMU!
WHY A NOISE?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:54, archived)
# DON'T FUCKING ASK ME.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:58, archived)
# A NOISE EMU.
WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:59, archived)
# ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER.
DO YOU SPEAK IT?
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:00, archived)
# A Whiney Mouse
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:12, archived)
# JUST MAKING SURE.
/caps.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:13, archived)
# clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:47, archived)
# Chairs.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:48, archived)
# haha! very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Sorry, I got distracted bullying I'm an Idiot.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:13, archived)
# heh.
WHY A NOISE EMU?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a quick one
before I go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:40, archived)
[challenge entry] feed her
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:32, archived)
# Fed up of feeding her
Have they no governments?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:38, archived)
# more of this.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Weeeeeeeeeeee
(ImPoster, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Pee jokes all round
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:19, archived)
# I hope that is a kitten in that bag
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:23, archived)
# It's R Kelly's career
If he gets convicted
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:24, archived)
# Now I'm in the jail cell...
I'm in the jail cell, toooo...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:54, archived)
# If it is then it's paedophilia
'cos kittens is too young.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:42, archived)
# Classy lady
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:20, archived)
# go on he loves it really
(hamstrungbarber chris, 1990, united kingdom, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Didn't someone suggest he was a comedian on /links?
Woo shoppage though
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:05, archived)
# For the sake of humanity I hope so
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Well
If he's a genuine whiny crying fanboy, he's a very prolific and not very self-conscious one.

I reckon he's fake.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:16, archived)
# being merkin and a bumhole surfer, there has been no hope for quite some time.
Crikey, lord love em
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:35, archived)
# I want to see the vid.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:48, archived)
# All these images need to be added as replies to his youtube vid:)

Everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Or wrapped around a metal bar and applied vigourously to his joints
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Phwoar!
and 'ning
nice nippage :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:12, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Whoopsy . . .
going down . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:05, archived)
# HAHA - tops
worthy of an FP!
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:08, archived)
# 280 just seems like a convenient file size
www.b3ta.com/board/7630649

B3ta rolls off the tongue like bollocks, but there you go
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:30, archived)
# I still have no idea who this winehouse woman is
apart from what I hear from the papers non stop about her being full of substances
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Re: your sig.
You're not wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:14, archived)
# Couldn't resist
a dandy lion
(I helped save b3ta! Crack <--- Lurker..... came out of hiding on, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:59, archived)
# He looks overwhemingly gay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:00, archived)
# I have smiled
woo
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Dandy indeed !
you'r not lyin' . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:03, archived)
# :D have a tiger lilly


and some crocuses
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Ooooh . . .
your thumb is more than green !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:06, archived)
# lovely
but I'm not getting close enough to sniff the first one.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:06, archived)
# The croakuses are lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:19, archived)
# the crocuses got fp'd
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:36, archived)
# Quite right!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:44, archived)
# quite excellent
that it is
(MrPlankton, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:18, archived)
# Beforrrrrrrrre time's up . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:57, archived)
# hahahahaha. they just deflate.
brilliant.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Poor lass
...with her sunken chest. I weep (mostly because I love the old Gil Elvgren paintings).
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:05, archived)
# Can you
dig it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Chocks away etc.
A vector.
(Art-Dan is a semi-lurker, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:56, archived)
# wallpaper size please
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Where are the celebrities and internet personalites?
Do you mean to say that you actually came up with an idea on your own and felt no need to latch onto a tired bandwagon in order to generate entertainment for your fellow board members?

And actually spent enough time on it to make it quite wooable?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:59, archived)
# give him time, he'll catch on
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Hello miss! Glad your still about.
Hope all is well.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:08, archived)
# for the most part, yes, thank you
and I hope all is well with you too.

I have liked your scribbly animations that you post from time to time.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:16, archived)
# Thank you, madam.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:30, archived)
# Preciecly done !
Clear here !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Wow!
I want a Sopwith Camel now.

[EDIT: that is, I hanker for one, not 'you should do one right now, you cunt'.]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:46, archived)

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