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# 360 reverse kickflip ollie!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Ollie appears to have fluffed that up
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
#
360 reverse kickflip ollie! stale fish
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# And a pearoast from the wee hours:
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Just look at the sweat pour off him.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# oh dear!
he's gonna have a sore noggin
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha
gnarly!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# EXXXXXXXXXXXXXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] became nazis
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# compo it!!!
also, where did you find the inspiration to do such a brilliant picture?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# compo
edit
done
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# google
pic below and the tiny workins off my warped and tiny mind :()
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# ah, lovely
So I inspired you one third.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# nah
9 tenths
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# or was it
10 Ninth's
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# STOP USING APOSTROPHES!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# O'K
' '
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Compo that.
As "became nazis".
edit:Hurrah. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# APOSTROPHES ARE NOT PLURALS!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# APOSTROPHES
didnt jesus have them ?
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# You must mean J'es'u's
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# pffft
uh huh
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Who's Apo?
And what does Apo's trophy have to do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# he
runs the kwiky mart
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha!
Kwiky!
priceless!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# apostrophe's?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# It appears to be someone's b3taday :)
Have some Otter pics I took on Friday afternoon by way of cake:

My html's all borked, you'll have to use you imagination :(

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# WOW! Those are some craaaazy otters!
*has a craaaazy imagination*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# What if they became the property of nazis?
like sheep's
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# slow-sunday-hitler-mock

it looks well shit
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Are bananas proud to be evil dictators?
Surely if it was according to the bananas some other fruit, an orange for instance, would be the bad guy.


By the way, it doesn't look well shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# I tried with an orange, but they don't have anything that resembles a neck.
And they're all fat.

And it is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# What?
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Is the mustache
a tarantula egg?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)
# oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I know that banana!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# ok then
got any examples?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Hugo...

got bored of trying to kill batfink
(the ripper, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Mmmmm coke
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# heh
careful we don't get legal issues with another prince, eh :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# The Prince of Darkness?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)
# nah, I think he's always up for a laugh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# I'm not a fan of batfink
batfink: "my wings are like a shield of steel!"

mans with gun: "oh, steel" *fires gun*

batfink: "oh crap, steel"

the end

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# what?
No.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# nothing on earth will make me like batfink
not even a bribe from a pony
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# *fetches pony*
*bribes*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:37, archived)
# *fetches cayke*
*offers*

happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
# ta
i'm just doing some cake to offer round :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
# love a bit of cake
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)
# yes my brother bought the dvd a while back
was really impressed with himself and then watched the same episode about 100 times

i used to love it as a kid but won't watch it now so as to not destroy the memory
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:37, archived)
# I'm just filled with hate really
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)
# and with goat spunk
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# I agree.
Batfink is shit.
Utter shit.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)
# yay
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# i was watching that episode this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Ren simply moved on from Nikelodeon
and went into movies instead


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(the ripper, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# you forgot to get rid of the seems
YOU EEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDIIIIIIOTTTTTT ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# howdo handsome ;)
'ning to you and all
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# I'm going to the zoo in a moment
I have a date with a very sexy sloth
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Morning Manley
you alright?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)
# ^what he said
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)
# is there any other kind?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] ramsey's new chef

hurdy burdy
done
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Seams fine to me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# has run out of happy :(
(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# bye bye little cat
:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Sorry to hear that :(
He looks like he was a lovely cat.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)
# sorry
:(
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# :0(
u can has heaven


sorry about your kitteh.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# awwwww
sorry to hear about that
he looks like a lovely cat
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Awwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
# don't normally go in for this text on picture/RPS/fluffy/quick tell the internet stuff but
heart goes out to you :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Did you kill it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# That's the Dutch,
always subtle and sensitive.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Always.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# cock!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)
# aaaw bless :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)
# condolences
from myself and my cat, Jones
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# He's one of the worlds most loved little furballs
Godspeed, Frank. Godspeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# You just made my girlfriend cry :-(
Goodbye Frank
(freakylefty, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# He just made
me cry... :(

Goodbye Frank.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Very sorry to hear that.


(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# ?
(xaniac, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 9:10, archived)
# Hooray for crudely rendered primitives!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 9:24, archived)
# This is not doing wonders for my hangover
but it's very impressive.
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Glad
I'm not the only one with that problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)
# argh dear god why
i like it! really i do! it's just fucking my eyes in half :-P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Crudely drawn wire dildos FTMFW!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# very nice
any chance of a link to the unoptimised version?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)
# To be honest with you, I think he's got it in the bag
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 8:47, archived)
# He's a great guy to have around in a pinch.
He hangs the competition out to dry.
He's pegcellent.
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 8:55, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 8:58, archived)
# he does sometimes
air his dirty laundry...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)
# HE'S JUST BUYING VOTES ON DIGG
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 8:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Piggy Pro


I always had my doubts about her, even when she was on TV....

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(smirker neverletmetellyabouttheraggamuffinbiznessandting!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 7:39, archived)
# AIDZ LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 7:41, archived)
# HOHO!
What's green and smells of pork?
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 7:57, archived)
# my cock
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 7:58, archived)
# JESUS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 8:30, archived)
# Uranus
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 8:48, archived)
# grork
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 8:53, archived)
# and sticky?
Why, Kermit's finger of course
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)
# a lot of old tv stars end up in prostitution
or so the compo would like me to believe ;)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 8:46, archived)
# Speaking of pigs...
www.lep.co.uk/weird/160-pigs-spark-rally-chaos.3497066.jp
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 9:20, archived)
# fuck
an butthole

who agrees?
(Hairy Midget, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 6:24, archived)
# I do
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 6:26, archived)
# Who agrees? Why...

That's who.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 6:27, archived)
# funking sitting manganese!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
# baha
for realz
(xtonyx my sideburns could eat a baby, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 6:27, archived)
# HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 6:52, archived)
# ROBIN HAS A BONER
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 6:58, archived)
# slicing a vagina with a erekshin is ht e anser i beleev
yes
(Hairy Midget, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 7:12, archived)
# Sure.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 8:46, archived)
# Let's ask the audience
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Flaps ce!
(Who blew luigi, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 6:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 6:34, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 9:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 5:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 5:25, archived)
# hahahahahaha
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 5:30, archived)
# Babar LOVES it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 5:30, archived)
# haha
rather
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 9:22, archived)
# marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 9:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 5:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 5:34, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# why did the chicken cross the road?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:47, archived)
# I've drawn an infomrative diagram
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:49, archived)
# The chicken is facing the wrong direction.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:51, archived)
# HE'S A CHICKEN LOOKING FOR DANGER
IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES BABY

Who's the black private chick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Ya damn right!

Who is the chicken that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
SHAFT!
Can you dig it?

Who's the chick that won't cop out
When there's nazi sharks about?
SHAFT!
Right On!
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:54, archived)
# Shut yo beak
but I'm talkin bout shaft
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:56, archived)
# Surely he's looking for danger in all the wrong places
he ends up going to old people's homes and deserted open fields a lot?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 7:18, archived)
# Which is kinda cool, because not only does he live a safe lifestyle, but he also comes across as totally badass.
And if he's challenged about it, he hasn't actually lied about anything.

This chicken is SMART.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 7:22, archived)
# Because it was looking for DANGER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:49, archived)
# AND LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:51, archived)
# AIN'T NO NAZI SHARK GONNA GIVE NO LOVIN ROUND YOU..
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:53, archived)
# Jimmy Nail's best song, IMHO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:54, archived)
# because he lacked any higher brain function and had no realisation of his actions.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:50, archived)
# BECAUSE HE WANTED TO SLEEP WITH YOU GIRL/DAUGHTER
(I'm shouting because I'm drunk)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 5:24, archived)
# Why aren't there any people on now?
I mean, honestly, I would talk to you. I miss you lot, but you like sleeping, I mean actually sleeping at 6:30 am. How dare youz.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 5:29, archived)
# I AM COOKING MY DINNER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 5:30, archived)
# See,
I am talking with people making trouble.
Also, hello
how is your dinner doing?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 5:32, archived)
# my dinner is almost complete.
how is your dinner doing?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 5:34, archived)
# well,
I had dinner like 5 hours ago. But it was pretty awesome then. Now, however, there is no different but there is lots of drunk. Lots, and lots of drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 5:38, archived)
# What about your futuredinner?
How is that going?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 5:41, archived)
[challenge entry] ...poor ren and stimpy!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:41, archived)
[challenge entry] From "Tales Of The Riverbank" to Iraq...

made this ages ago as an avatar but can't remember if I
ever posted it here... anyway compo is a good excuse :)
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:19, archived)
# I think I've seen that avatar
looks great big
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:21, archived)
# What's black and white and dangerous, used to be green but still goes up and down?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:03, archived)
# The Mass Tree Driver
an inventive use of a tree developed by penguins which digs immense holes by driving trees into the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:06, archived)
# god I hope not
I'd never be able to photoshop that
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:08, archived)
# It uses portals.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:18, archived)
# The nazi shark in this life scale diagram of the shark that ate the goosebury
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:06, archived)
# the old jokes are the best, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:20, archived)
# Fuck off


........and before teh Nazis get on my case, that is a looky-likey of the purple twat!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:13, archived)
# What's a matter you?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:25, archived)
# OI!
Feeling So Upset
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:26, archived)
# HEY!
Gotta no respect

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:31, archived)
# What's round and sits on top of your telly?
A roll on sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:38, archived)
# It used to be the value of a dollar
but now it only goes down.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 5:25, archived)
# What's brown sticky and dangerous?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:54, archived)
# projectile poo
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:55, archived)
# It's good but it's not right , it's a nazi shark brandishing a stick
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:58, archived)
# his stick seems to have a SUPERSTOCK blade upon't.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:58, archived)
# look!!!! a load of nazi sharks racing around in a decoy
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:59, archived)
# I AM DISTRACTED!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:03, archived)
# *steals limes*
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:13, archived)
# HIS LIMES!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:18, archived)
# I have brought lemons but the inferiority means that I am indaequate
and now can only mope at my poor manliness and penis size.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:27, archived)
# just wave it about with a greater level of fury
that'll show 'em! they won't know how to deal with it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:29, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:57, archived)
# FUCKING SHITTY SHARK NAZIS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:03, archived)
# a sharpened wooden spear fired from a railgun
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:56, archived)
# very close
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:58, archived)
# solar panels
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:56, archived)
# I know. I know.
A Nazi shark that has just spilled bong water everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:01, archived)
# nazi sharks don't smoke it makes them paranoid
And when they take e's they're jaw tightens so hard that it rips their faces off
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:03, archived)
# pics or didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:04, archived)
# they'd not be safe for work
It's really nasty when that happens
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:13, archived)
# aw.
Oh well, at least I'll sleep tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:20, archived)
# Your infected manhood.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:32, archived)
# I go sleep now
dream about basalt zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:42, archived)
# Me, covered in molasses
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:44, archived)
# Websheriff after they've finished licking out Prince's rectum?
...just a guess

*gnashes teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh god this is...goodnight.


Click for bugger (125KB)
(Feeb is a smooth operator, operating correctly, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:42, archived)
# snork
edit:apologies to original poster, Elmo always struck me as sinister. I applaud his demise.

(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:48, archived)
# I senses pigthread!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:51, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:53, archived)
# HE IS HAPPY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:57, archived)
# let's pig!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:52, archived)
# Rotund
yet stubby. A deadly combination.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:53, archived)
# he will eat everything
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:56, archived)
# 3d pig!!
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:53, archived)
# he's all balls!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:52, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:56, archived)
# You did well on the 'shopping (in the smaller version, at least). Better than I could've done, as I'm shit.
Plus the prospect of elmo being shot is awesome.

Aren't I nice for not being rude and actually commenti- SUDDENLY PIG HAPPENS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:54, archived)
# He has the eyes of a killer
but the body of tasty snacks
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:56, archived)
# yum!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:58, archived)
# mmmm, time for snacks
bacon, cheese and mushroom toastie!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:00, archived)
# fuck that's a great idea!
but I have no bacon and I don't really like mushrooms

but a cheese & onion sounds good

dunno if I got cheese
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:03, archived)
# so just onions on toast then? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:04, archived)
# sounds good, but it might turn me into a zombie


edit: shit! seams!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:16, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:17, archived)
# get everything vaguely squishy from the fridge
mush it all together and add to toats

edit:disaster strikes! The Flatmate has noshed all my bacon and cheese, and the mushrooms have gone all manky :(
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:07, archived)
# noes!
plain toats time as emergency solution
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:16, archived)

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