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[challenge entry] sorry
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Man. He's really let himself go!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Arf!
psst... compo it...
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:49, archived)
# d'ho
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:45, archived)
# very good!
les punnage a floweth
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Simple. Effective.
I like it!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I realise posting ANOTHER image isn't going to slow the board down...
But I'm on a bit of a roll today!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Aphex Twin
TJ: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7140017.stm
Simply for 'best use of the word armamentarium'
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Cor, you made me work for that!
It's in the last paragraph everybody!

It's a very odd word to use though, isn't it?

Also: hello *politely hugs* =)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Hello
*impolitely hugs*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:50, archived)
# arsenal
would seem more appropriate
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:58, archived)
# armamentarium...
is that not for roman weapons??!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Seam horses to the fore...
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Pfffft...
Robert Smith - least of all the threatening types.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:41, archived)
# reminds me of South park
Robert Smith Robbattu Sumithu
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:42, archived)
# haha
manga stereotype one, robert smith is
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:44, archived)
# So tough he wears make-up.
"Call me a liar - you would anyway..."
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:44, archived)
# CAROLINE QUENTIN STOP GLARING AT ME
Oh....


:D
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Would you?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Smiff?
then, yes. Now, no.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Blummin' flip, matey flip!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:36, archived)
# what's the frequency kenneth?
oh wait that's not a band, um, is it the face flippers? or the browser jumpers?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:39, archived)
# No!
It's just the boards going down quicker than your mum at the docks for a penny.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:40, archived)
# *kiss* There there Arthur, mummy kiss it better and you shall have a story.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Right.
Now - how much do you charge for a good, hard shag?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:43, archived)
# \o/
One thousand pounds...
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Woo, it's giving me sore eyes though!
TJ: My pensionbook image seems to be getting around a bit.... www.heatworld.com/Article/3546/This%20is%20genius!

Arn't Heat owned by Emap?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:39, archived)
# I think so
I suppose it's nice that they're actually crediting and linking to you, but it would have been a better idea to ask first!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:40, archived)
# holy shit
they credited you!

*falls off chair*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Nice enough to give you a fucking great plug.
Well done that man. And yes they are, it says so at the bottom.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:42, archived)
# How easy is it to get the PS3 connected to the internets?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:43, archived)
# you should ask this guy...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kURdQerLgoc&eurl=http://www.b3ta.com/links/

He can hardly contain himself over how awesome the PS3 is, a real hardcore fan...
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Assuming it's like the PSP, reasonably easy.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 13:01, archived)
# ahh yes.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:52, archived)
# right, now check the magazine - if they print it, you can claim a reproduction fee
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:54, archived)
# YAY!
*goes off to buy heat*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh dear...


I'm so sorry
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Mindpiss on the sorry part :)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Ha ha
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Arf
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:36, archived)
# I knew it
everything really has bindun..
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Groan.
although she is my favourite "borderline boiler" at the moment.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Kentish Town, Kentish Town, Yeah
Kentish Town, Kentish Town NO
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Revoltin' Injuns?
The Guardian today claims these two chaps are 'revolting'. They seem pretty nice to me. Unless they're discussing how they just raped a six year old and then pooed in his wounds.



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(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Nevermind that
why's feet forbidden?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Big Gay Riddler?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Bravo!
:o)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Set phasers to
SPANG!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:30, archived)
# unlucky lastnight eh? :D
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:37, archived)
# That's me in the pic.....ture
Losing my cognitive function.....
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Scrotum Chin!

(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Vulva Eyes!
What are we playing?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:31, archived)
# The adult version of 'Operation' by the sounds of it
/where's that buzzing coming from?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Ahem... I just have to.....go away for a second
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Perineum Cheeks!
I don't know, but I like it.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:31, archived)
# labia feet
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Anus knees!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:35, archived)
# nipple toes
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Rectum Shins.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:39, archived)
# testicelbows
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:41, archived)
# I like it, I like it
I'm bored now though.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:42, archived)
# yeah
me too

wanders off
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:43, archived)
# BUM EYES
...ah Weebl
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha!!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Oh one I get
I don't like this compo, there's not enough scope for classical musics.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Bait Oven?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:37, archived)
# great
and very creative
(, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Ska - Mnnggg
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:29, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:30, archived)
# ha!
Aces. *click*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] haha!
kittens and skateboards

(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:30, archived)
# harsh.
I fuckin love it! *clicks*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Quickanddirtyandbloodyhelltheboard'smovingsofastIcan'tkeepupI'moutofbreathhowiseveryone?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:28, archived)
# MOTOR HEAD!!!
i got one!!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Yay!
*dadhugs*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I'm wearing my old motorhead t shirt under my work clothes today.
As it is parky.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:30, archived)
# parkinson?
isn't his last show soon?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Aye
Who's he interviewing again?

Marilyn manson I think...
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Yes, thank fuck
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Engine face!

(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:28, archived)
# WAAAAAASSSSSSSSSPPPPPYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Engineface is a great name for a Motorhead tribute band isn't it? =D
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:29, archived)
# It sounds like an insult
and so from now on it shall be!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Carburetta nasal hair!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorted for E's and slightly dodgy comp entries..


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(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:26, archived)
# chris evans being melted and passed through a sieve?


...gets my vote
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Actually, when I saw him on Top Gear I thought
'....he's actually very nice.'

Having said that, Clarkson was on the screen so I was already in a good mood.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:29, archived)
# oh no, you don't fancy him too do you?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:30, archived)
# I actually fancy him a bit.
I would never put him through a sieve. Unless he asked nicely.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:31, archived)
# cos I think its
Jarvis cocker....actually
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:41, archived)
# yay!
tis the mighty Pulp.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:55, archived)
# i find this disturbing in two very specific ways
...not in a bad way though...
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] last quick n dirty :)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:25, archived)
# arcade fire
crap band!!! pooooo
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:29, archived)
# LIES!!!!
Great band
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:31, archived)
# just
not my cup of tea
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:39, archived)
# yeah right, like you know good music
Arcade Fire .. crap ?

yeah ok...

.. says the Irish freak who is a fan of Fringe!! lolOLOL
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:32, archived)
# pardon?
you went to my myspace? cool! whatch think?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:38, archived)
# heh :)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Staying on a theme....
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Picnic
at the dancehall?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Sorry, but where hasd Blairs hair gone?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:25, archived)
# in my basement.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Two for the price of one


Lionel Richtea or Half Man Half Biscuit?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:23, archived)
# hello..
is it tea your lookin for
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Bargain!
Top work.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Satan Death and the Motherfuckin Bronsons?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Lionel Richtea! Pfft!
What a feeling, when you're dancing on the Sea-Link
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Time flies by
when you're the driver of a train, speeding out of Trumpton with a cargo of cocaine.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:27, archived)
# .
I'm loving Lionel Richtea, inspired
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Ain't no stopping us now
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Ergh.
And I filenamed it and still have no idea...
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:23, archived)
# He's a baby! He's a baby!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Any electronic music afficionados out there?
this is not a hint
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:14, archived)
# satsuma thought!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Satsuma naps?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:14, archived)
# i dream of satsuma's?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Sexy fruit dreams?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Agent Orange?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Thoughts of Citrus?

ORANGE (thought) GOBLIN
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:15, archived)
# pfft.
no.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:15, archived)
# hahah
christopher franke ftw
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:16, archived)
# \o/
Thank you (for keeping me from having to 'splain).
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:17, archived)
# who?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:18, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7866033
Christopher Franke = former member of said band.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Ha!!

you fell into my cunning making you explain trap!!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:21, archived)
#
dammit
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:24, archived)
# also did music for a certain sf show that i am given to harp on about
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:22, archived)
# susumu yokota!
or aphex fruit??
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:16, archived)
# let me violate your citrusy flesh

by Jan Hammer

or 'tangerine dream'
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:16, archived)
# I prefer the first one.
r
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Tangerine Dream?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:16, archived)
# You win!
and thank you for not making me feel like a total music outcast
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:17, archived)
# If you're an 'electronic music afficionado' you deserve to be
;)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I love you too, Pachey.
:-)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Ashley
Thor_sonofodin got there first, damn his eyes.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:30, archived)
# you're never alone if you dream of oranges!!
no 376 in 1902.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:17, archived)
# ...
b3ta.com/board/7863959

and it won't be the last time i bet...
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Ah thank you for pointing that out.
Life's too short to go through all of them when they're flying out of peoples' minds faster than lightning!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:19, archived)
# gladys knight and the pips
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:19, archived)
# noice
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:20, archived)
# clementine consideration?

(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:21, archived)
# I thought "Orange Juice"
but as I am wrong I shall rip it up and start again...
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] You'll never spot what I've done...
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:10, archived)
# you and your hue / saturation!
MADNESS!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Not Madness.
The Monkees!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:19, archived)
# misspelled monkeys?
/pedant
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:11, archived)
# They're not even monkeys, lol!
roffle
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:12, archived)
# true...
members of the great ape family... like George Bush
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:13, archived)
# ummmm
and the rest of us too.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:15, archived)
# All monkeys look the same.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Primist!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:15, archived)
# a poo?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Four apes?

(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] been done?
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:07, archived)
# RIS?
I don't even like the Pussycat Dolls.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:08, archived)
# or...
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:15, archived)
# who dee da??
whaaa???
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Velvet Revolver?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:18, archived)
# ahaaa!
clevers...
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:20, archived)
# The Satin Bus?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:08, archived)
# [Very good...
..just listened to WhiteLight/WhiteHeat!

woo!]
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:09, archived)
# i wish
i was around for andy's parties.....sniff.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:13, archived)
# no fabric entry?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:09, archived)
# was going to
but thought simpler was beta. haha.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:12, archived)
# beta?
B3ta?

eh?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:14, archived)
# B3ta, B3ta, Noodle 3ater
With gnops and spong, Sanjay and Gita
We'll bum your crippled brother Peter
'Cos we're the dirty sods of B3ta.


ahthangyew.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:17, archived)
# sanjay ang gita..
whatever happened those two...
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Manwife used to get called Sanjay at school when he tanned.
But then he also used to get his face smashed into concrete bollards.

Ahhh, rural home counties.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:20, archived)
# hahah!
poor manwife...but did he go to a booth to get tanned? cos if he did, he deserved it
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Nah, he's mixed race.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:28, archived)
# ooooops!!!
giant like. i will now retire and cogitate my racialism......ahem
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Chicken Frogs!
I love those guys!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Black velvet? Blue velvet?
Velvet tube stop?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Censored Circle Because of The Velvet
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Guess the band name?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:19, archived)
# is it just me
or does she have a shiner?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:21, archived)
#
good answer - but not right ..

say what you see!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Modern Romance
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Mod and wife beater?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Please don't shout.....


And I'd give up forever to touch you
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:07, archived)
# ha ha ha
goo goo
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:07, archived)
# AAAAHHH!
.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:08, archived)
# is
the one at the end vince noir?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:10, archived)
# SPEAKING OF WHICH
*dances* I'm going to see the boooosh, I'm going to see the booosh....
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:10, archived)
# as am i
*dances too*
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Brixton?
20th?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:14, archived)
# sadly not
Liverpool FTW
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Liverpool?
It should really be spelt Liverpeeeewl.

/may be slightly geordie, blodwise.

Please don't kill me mr Scouser man. I haven't got any fags.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Damn
do you have an scag? i could kill you for scag?

Ahhh stereotypes are fun...

I do wish people would stop asking me if i'm Irish though
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:22, archived)
# You're about 5 years too late for the affirmative answer to that.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:28, archived)
# bloody hell, on sale nearly a year in advance?
The new series isn;t even that good!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Well I like it, it's different. I don't like it when comedy stagnates.
There seems to be two groups - those that like the new darker side and those that either don't like it, don't get it or both.

Same as the first and second serieseseses I suppose.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Very true
I don't really see it as darker though. The writing seems a bit lazy.

They're still utterly lovely and brilliant though! And the first live show was (in my humble opinion) the best thing what they ever did, so maybe thats their special skill.

I'm only jealous because I can't afford tickets :)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:16, archived)
# I think it's darker, Crack Fox actually frightened me a bit.
People still won't believe me that it's Rich Fulcher.


The first live show is what got me into them, I caught on dead late.

Tickets are expensive, I had to put them on my credit card- £65ish for two plus postage.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Fucking hell, thats extortion
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:19, archived)
# £27,50 per ticket for Brixton
£25 for everywhere else I think.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:20, archived)
# howdy ningles triple S
been a while
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Word to all your mothers
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Jeez
that'll take a while... i do have a squillion of them
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:18, archived)
# where do you get tickets
will try for glasgow if it hasnt sold out. might give me a reason to live another 8 months.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I signed up for a thing that sent me a special code to get into the ordery website, so I don't know how you get them without a code.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:14, archived)
# get you
and your code. all coded up. with your fancy secret code.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:18, archived)
# I am indeed, the keymaster.
Sigourney, do to me what you will.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:21, archived)
# This looks about right
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:16, archived)
# ah, it appears they arnt for sale in scotland yet.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:19, archived)

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