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# Ladies and Gentlemen... Say hello to Leonard the taxi crab.


He will get you there on time. Resonable rates apply.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:07, archived)
# hi
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:09, archived)
# aRF
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:11, archived)
# hehe!

*flags him down*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:11, archived)
# taxi crab to the rescue!
quick taxi crab! RESCUE THE CREATURES OF THE SEA!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Will he go south of the river?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:12, archived)
# First I did Pantie Claws,
now Taxi Crab. Where did I put my drawn butter? Got seafood on my mind. Mmmmmm
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:16, archived)
# he only goes side ways
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:20, archived)
# lol
will he go west of the river?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:22, archived)
# I'm not understanding the south and west of the river of which you speak.
I'm an uninformed Merican.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:25, archived)
# he wears cor blimey trousers
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:29, archived)
# London cabbies are notorious for refusing to take people south of the river
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Got it.
Thanks..:)
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:35, archived)
# That would be handy for parallel parking.
:P
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Hello Leonard
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:17, archived)
# will he let us ride for free if i let him have a go on the wifes jumblies?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Oh hell yes.
:)
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:19, archived)
# CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK, LEONARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Woo!
Bindun, but this is still ace :D
'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)
# ning!
anyone like garfield? want a bargain?
hmv - £3.99 for 1 and 2 :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Cool :D
How are you today sir?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:09, archived)
# why i'm full of chocolate cheese cake
and a nice warm cup of tea
wrapped in about 3 layers of clothing because im too cheap to put the heating on :)
yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:16, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!
office LOL!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:18, archived)
# I fully support and endorse this office lollery.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:21, archived)
# *spills tea from lolling too hard*
everytime! woo!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:23, archived)
# hahahaha!
biggest lol of the day from me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:23, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/popular/
:P

Edit: sorry didn't mean to be rude. It's nicely done... just wasn't sure if you got my reply to your Darcheville Santa letter, so I wanted to make it clear that you're a cunt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)
# I don't check the trash.. ;)

/joking

[edit] took you long enough to realise
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:01, archived)
# yeh, had to deal with some stuff at work, so went away for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:03, archived)
# at least you're still in the diddy cup ;D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:05, archived)
# I almost covered my sketchbook in tea them
Works shockingly well :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)
# PHWOAR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Is that Hugh Laurie?
(Pachey, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Martin Luther King Jnr?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Sting?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:04, archived)
# badger badger badger mushroom mushroom!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Acely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Its almost 4pm and i declare it to be
FLUFFY TEIME!!

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Awwwwww!
...


......


AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:57, archived)
# And where can one purchase one of these lovely items?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Fortum & Mason
£4/lb
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Dontchamean
purrchase?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Argh! Kill it with hammers!
Oh how incredibly embarassing - dreadfully sorry - my mistake.

*enfluffisions*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:57, archived)
# haha excellent.
I shall be having lots of fluffy time in the new year as I have finally got a flat large enough for a cat and a friend is gifting me a kitten. Can't wait. :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Cute
I found a kitten in my garden today, it was dead cute.
(Pachey, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)
# did you take it in?
or was feral?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Mmmmm.... feral...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Nah, it belongs to my neighbour
(Pachey, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:12, archived)
#
cute

Yeah. Er... sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:00, archived)
# haha!
reminds me of scrubs last night.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Have..
a skwirl...
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:05, archived)
# brilliant
any time is fluffy time.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:06, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:17, archived)
# FIRE THE KITTY CANNON!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Texture like sun


Okay, not a band, and prolly bindun.
(badge 3.141592653589793238462643383279, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Annual fistings?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm ashamed to have read the same thing!
(duck Quack !, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)
# that explains
the distant look in his eye
(badge 3.141592653589793238462643383279, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Well I'd like to strangle him....
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:56, archived)
# "Carole Vorderman is looking particularly dirty today"
... Sorry, did I say that out loud there?


(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:57, archived)
# yes you did, des
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)
[challenge entry] You need to be a bit of a car geek
Or an Aussie...


(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Wet wet wet?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:48, archived)
# the brum brum brum brums!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Hue and Cry?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Betty Boo?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:50, archived)
# *is frightened*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:51, archived)
# frightened?
I'm just doing the fucking do. What's to be frightened about?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:52, archived)
# pssst!
you forgot your trousers and pants again...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:53, archived)
# oooooh?
so you're saying that I "forgot" these days rather than admitting you stole them?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:53, archived)
# *stuffs stolen clothes in bag*
eh?
you crazy!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:54, archived)
# you're crazy. you and your odd vocabulary usage.
first you say "forgot" when you meant "stole".

Now you say "stuffs" when you meant "sniffs longingly".

Back to school for you m'boy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:56, archived)
# awww!!
*dons uniform*
it's a bit tight.
*sits at back and causes trouble*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Don's just phoned.
He said he wants his school uniform back and you better not have stretched it or there'll be trouble...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:03, archived)
# dons a mong,
i'm not scared of him!!!
*takes uniform to be dry cleaned*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:06, archived)
# ah, the famous 'sweary, confrontational mix' of the song
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:53, archived)
# you should see the video for that mix
I've never got an erection so quickly from clothed humans singing and gesticulating.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:55, archived)
# You shouted at me.
You muddy funster.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:56, archived)
# sorry.
I get defensive when I'm doing the do. :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Danny Wilson?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Ira Gerschwin?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Idie Amin?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Van Morrison?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Natalie Portman?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)
# TOM SELLECK?!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:00, archived)
# DANNY BAKER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Mornington Crescent!
*wins*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Hmpf.
Good play, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:22, archived)
# That doesn't look anything like Duran Duran.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:51, archived)
# So not the
Ute-ah Saints then?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:55, archived)
# The Commodores
holden something?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Aussie cars FTW
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] sigh.™ I need to find a pub soon..............
FACT: Beer helps the body produce more hummus

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Deathkill Rabies Kids?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:48, archived)
# The girly beers?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:50, archived)
# But how do i know
which one NOT to shag?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Oh dear, she's back...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Haha!
Also: Spunky Mary's Dirty Shop! \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:45, archived)
# hahahaha!!
every town needs a spunky mary's!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:46, archived)
# ha yes
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:50, archived)
# She only sells amyl nitrate and peep-hole bras.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:51, archived)
# *rubs chin*
really.....

*gets a loan from bank*

i'll take everything!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:53, archived)
# She sells stuff online too...
Click here: Spunky Mary's
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:57, archived)
# thats a poor effort.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)
# I bet he's playing fucking Baker Street and all
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Haha!
Awesome.

There was a really, REALLY bad busker in Brum a few weeks back. Some kids said "Mate, you're shit, why don't you fuck off?"

He did.

Ot of the mouth of babes... (well, slightly pissed chav kids, but hey...)
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] sigh.™


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Now you go in the corner and think about what you've done!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:44, archived)
# underground pneumatic devices?
.
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:44, archived)
# ooooofff!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:45, archived)
# That's most good!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha splendid

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:16, archived)
# i was going to do this
but use a toilet
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Last one I promise...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Smack thy bitch up
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:41, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Woo to that!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Ant Mcpartlin has got a new hairdo I see.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Wunnerful....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(Pachey, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] One for the Aussies. THe child is irrelivant
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Midnight Oil?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Noooo
The other Australian band that isn't AC/DC:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:42, archived)
# INXS?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:44, archived)
# No the other one!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Crowded House?
(I helped save b3ta! Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)
# They're NZ
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:13, archived)
# A mixed bag I believe..

but you can split hairs if you so wish.

8)
(I helped save b3ta! Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Men At Work?
Flowers?
Icehouse?
Single Gun Theory?

errrrrr.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:44, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7866898
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Nor is it those Shiela's Wheels bints.
I may have counted on more Aussies being around
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Not Spiderbait or the Cat EMpire either:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:46, archived)
# I quite like Cat Empire
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:47, archived)
# I loved their first album but wasn't too keen on the second.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:54, archived)
# See-through spoon?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:44, archived)
# hahahaha!
Everyone is looking at me funny now.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:46, archived)
# \o/
Although looking at the filename, it appears I was closest, pffft!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Men At Work?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] spang-de-dang!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:38, archived)
# *peers blankly for a few seconds*
*filenames*

Fucking hell...

*spangs*

Haha though =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:40, archived)
# oh. my. god.
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:40, archived)
# That pun has made me feel bad inside.
Now I want to go back to my old ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:41, archived)
# ooof!
A good hard spanging for you


In completely unrelated news, went to Beowulf 3D at IMAX last night - what an awesome experience. It turned what is probably an ok film into a must see - if you can make it to an IMAX, you have to go. Oh, and Angelina Jolie's 3D animated boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Nice re-inflation action there!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Ouch!
: )

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Questions?

Haloumi Bread is nice
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Millions, now you come to mention it
But I will forget them if you have some halloumi
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:38, archived)
# I do actually
It's only one 'l', please speel it correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:39, archived)
# It's two, I checked
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:40, archived)
# This angers me.
But I have 'H A L O U M I', so it's aaaalll gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Now I'm confused.
Is it halloumi, haloumi, or gravy?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:47, archived)
# umm lol
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:39, archived)
# You've speiled 'Holumi' rong.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:40, archived)
# ok..that's nice dear
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Your write their.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:43, archived)
# What is the capital of Peru?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:40, archived)
# P
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:40, archived)
# *shakes fist*
*mops mind*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:41, archived)
# hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:42, archived)
# That's obviously 'P'
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:41, archived)
# The Cheetah
Next.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Should I fake my orgasms?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Are you a gambling man Mr Drebin?
- Every time I order out pal.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Spang!


Apologies for potential binduness
(i_gif_up, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Haven't I seen this before?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:33, archived)
# *hypnotizesessesss*
no...
everything is fresh and new...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Yay
go me and suchforth... i bet my sub-conscious ripped it off of someone, somewhere. he's always screwing me like that.
(i_gif_up, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:41, archived)
# hoots!
have a hobnob.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Heh!
This definitely isn't worth its own thread:

De-RISifier
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Blur?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:40, archived)
# oooh - close
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:43, archived)
# hehe
I quite liked 'Take A Picture', ashually
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:41, archived)
# The whole of the second album is quite good...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] ..


Blog & Archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:28, archived)
# oh, i thought it was 'whitehouse' for a moment...
/rubbish at recognising old buildings
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha - wonderful! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:32, archived)
# There's a band called the National Gallery?
/confused

[edit] I get it now! Rofl
(Pachey, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:38, archived)
# That took a sec
before a genuine lol kicked in

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Ah...
I thought it was 'The National'
Their album 'Boxer' is in all good shops now kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:41, archived)
# it's not in all good shops
it's not in many clothes shops, for instancce
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)
# :)

[bigger than the moon huge printable version]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:25, archived)
# *grins like a nutter*
Prodge? Can I send this to someone?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:26, archived)
# yes..it's why I made the huge one :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Yay! Thanks :)
*sends to everyone she's ever met*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:37, archived)
# *waits by the postbox*
Incidentally Prodge, my mum loved the "Fuck me, she's only made it" birthday card I made for her =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:51, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)
# *glees*
Merry Sockmas to you too!

*clickies*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:26, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:34, archived)
# That is very very lovely
*clicks festively*

How are you today, any cheerier?
(Pachey, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:28, archived)
# meh!

kinda
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:29, archived)
# BAH HUMBUG
:)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Dear Santa

please can I get a new pair of ze foots ball bootz
so I can score ze goals from 2ft away

lots of the love

Jean-Claude Darcheville
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:32, archived)
# haha you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:46, archived)
# :D
To your exceptional good health Mr Prodge
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:30, archived)
# ta sis :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Woo!
*is tempted to send this to some people*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:31, archived)
# do eet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:33, archived)
# COR! lovely
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:35, archived)
# great as ever
those folks are bloody fools not to employ you, your stuff is ace.
i can only assume you have a really bad attitude, are a scruffy oik and have some unpleasant habits.

*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:41, archived)
# I am actually very nice and scrub up quite well :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Yay for Prod's socks all year!
Merry Christmas Sock!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] hello, good morning and....

ah what the hell here you go ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:23, archived)
# thanks for the feedback
cunts ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Red Ex for me i'm afraid cause I is at work
via barnesy, where all the b3ta hosting is still blocked :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:49, archived)
# sorry to hear that :/
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 17:21, archived)
# it's ace mate - lets start our own clique and post seventy two replies each time one of us posts.
hahaha - nice pic too - even though in all fairness I don't get it? that's prob just me though.

there you go - only seventy one replies left.

:beers to you:
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:04, archived)
# hot diggety I think we are on 69!
Woohooo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Oh and it's blind lemon Jefferson
but it could just have easily been the Lemonheads ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry] could not resist
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Julian Cope is dead
I shot him in the head
If he moves some more
I'll kill him for sure
Julian Cope is dead
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:21, archived)
# I thought
he was just out of his mind on dope and speed
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Mary Millington is alive
I'm clamped between her thighs,
I tried to sneeze,
Towards her knees,
but phlegmed upon her pie.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:24, archived)
# jack and jill
went up the hill
so Jack could lick Jills fanny
Jack got a shock
and a mouth full of cock
cause Jills a pre op tranny

(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:28, archived)
# nice.
they took the name from some words in a comic, didn't they?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:21, archived)
# yes
he was comic mad then just mad, sane for a little while then mad again
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:25, archived)
# wateringeyemashedpotato
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Isn;t that a song?
Teardrop explosion?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:26, archived)
# not sure
not by the teardrops
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] sign your name across my heart...

(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:18, archived)
# well i clicked 'I like myself' anyway
better get back to selling machinery and not pissing around on here :)

cheers
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:42, archived)
# bravo mate
its clique time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 15:49, archived)
# countdown to many messages
bla bla bla .
Hey actually I remixed a tune by Terrence Trent Darby about 8 years ago. He called himself Hollis P Monroe with a tune called "I'm Lonely" the tune was pants and our remix was better muhahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 17:24, archived)

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