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# I can't find my glasses . . .
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)
# NO!!
Stop posting good stuff. It detracts from my pish stuff.

and woo.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:35, archived)
# : )
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:37, archived)
# that's because
your peripheral vision is being obscured by pipes.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Perhaps it's time eye put my drops in ?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:38, archived)
# oof!
*mini-spangs*

eye drops are foul, they give you a weird taste in the back of your throat and nose.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Perhaps eye've been
using the wrong kind . . . what do you use or recomend ?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:50, archived)
# i can't remember
i haven't used them since i was 10
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I'm on a script
no choice . . .
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:57, archived)
# do you have to wear
those horrible mini hockey masks over your eyes for bed? i did, they made me look like the fly!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Eye am trying not to imagine the fly look . . .
no eye don't wear those . . . I'm arfing so hard . . . drops are now useless !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:08, archived)
# i had no choice
my tear ducts were blocked when i was a child and, as i sleep with my eyes open, they would dry out at night and become very painful, hence the fly accessories
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Interesting . . .
Fluids build in the eye hence the pressure . . .
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:20, archived)
# i think
they were just fucked up.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:24, archived)
# ^ this is true.
Beeelllgggg.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:59, archived)
# the cream
is worse.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Groo!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:10, archived)
# having that shit squirted into your eyes isn't nice.
every fucking night for 4 years.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Sounds horrid. What was the problem?
I only dealt with eye drops for 2 days (applied every 2 hours) before I got bored and gave up.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:16, archived)
# birth defect.
the nerves in my face were crosswired, so my eye and my jaw were connected. several operations later, you can't tell there's anything wrong. you can't even see the scars. weirdly, though, my eyes did change colour.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:19, archived)
# That's crazy.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:13, archived)
# he needs a doctor
fast
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:39, archived)
# MEDIC!
see starship troopers for referance
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)
# ceci n'est pas un visage!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)
# That's kinda how it got started . . .
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:44, archived)
# don't. don't, don't, don't
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Is that . . .
Pipe Diddy . . . or whatever it's name isn't now ?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:51, archived)
# i hear he's changed his name
to NYPDiddyBlue...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Best one EVAR !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:03, archived)
# all praise
to mark lamarr
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:06, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:56, archived)
# This
is a thing of great beauty
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Obviously not based on the truth...




Walt Disney ladies and Gentlemen. Hitler with a mouse.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I can't believe
just how huge that is and I still can't read any of the words.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Oops
Sorry, didnt intend it to be that big. Its my first ever post.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:44, archived)
# CLICK:
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)
# CAN WE LIGHTEN THE MOOD WITH ANOTHER DRAWING THREAD PLEASE? =]
KITTIES ARE STILL FUN.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)
# JA!
 

 
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)
# OK :)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)
# HOORAYS!
*lodes potatoshoe*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Don't make it too good.
And you gotta make Rapitinui draw one too.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)
# a new one?
 
okay but I'm not promisin' nuthin.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Hoorays! =]
I've done mine by the way, I may start another if neither of you are ready..
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:50, archived)
# I'm dun.
:)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:55, archived)
# I dun my other one too =]
THEY ARE LINKED =O

Shall I just post a fred?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:57, archived)
# I did yesterday, so it's your turn.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:58, archived)
# HITLER HITLER HITLER HITLER HITLER HITLER HITLER HITLER, GOERRING, GOERRING
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)
# ahem
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)
# YOU'RE JUST LIKE FUCKING HITLER YOU ARE
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)
# that wasn't inevitable, but it was increasingly probable.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)
# the universe is based on probability
probably
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)
# he's another fucking idiot
"ohh, please don't make hitler comparisons or well have no-one to compare the REALLy BAD people to"
Just stop comparing people to others and accept them for the individual cunts they are.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)
# That's the single dumbest thing tinkled on plastic since
James Blunt wrote the lryics for "You're Beautiful".
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:35, archived)
# i said no such thing
you read between the lines to much
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:36, archived)
# no, he's a prize cunt who's trying to wind you up
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:39, archived)
# it'll take more than a lightly worded post on a website!
lol
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:40, archived)
# I read between the lines?
you assume far too much. I did not refer to you once. Unless you are Mr Godwin.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)
# yeah it was
the 'he's another fucking idiot' that caused the confusion there
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Andy's law
As a discussion comes closer to b3ta the likely hood of Hitler being mentioned is always one.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)
# If my arguement is Hitler
Yours is a jew.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)
# May I refer you to our FAQ, sir?
Also racist =/= Hitler. It's funny anyway, I don't know what he really contributed to the world of animation other than his greed and shrewd business sense.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)
# well he totally failed to get the Jews out of the entertainment industry.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:37, archived)
# was he trying to do that?
i'm doubtful, i suspect simple greed is the heart of all actions in business.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Did he try?
I didn't know that.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:40, archived)
# I have no idea, I'm being stupid.
 
(combining two common ideas, "Disney was anti-semitic" and "Jews run Hollywood", &c.)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:03, archived)
# There's something
quite Haussmann-like about that urban planning.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:33, archived)
# oh, walt,
you're so big!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:33, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT MINNIE SAID.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Yeah but she was fk'n Goofy too !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)
# that's because
she was a dirty, dirty slut.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:45, archived)
# I knew I liked her for some reason . . .
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:47, archived)
# the ears, man,
it was the ears!

EDIT: plus she'll stick anything in her mouth if it smells like cheese
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Waaaaaaaaaagagmeeeeeeeeeee . . .
trying to keep it . . . raaaaaaaaulf . . . too late . . .
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:53, archived)
# heheh
tastes better going down ;)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Light based men hijinks


edit: images have gone all mad. this was no. 2
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)
# ooh, neato!
is that done digitally, or on time-lapse?

I saw some really fucking awful time-lapse photography with neon in it on the weekend, the cheeky bitch was asking three and a half grand each
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)
# My methods shall accompany me to the grave
/Cockmuncher*

*David Blaine
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)
# what's worse, three of them had sold.
 
HER FRIENDS AND FAMILY CLEARLY HAVE FAR TOO MUCH MONEY
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)
# went to the paris photo fair @ the louvre recently
there was some proper expensive wank there, art is a funny business
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:25, archived)
# yeah I went to a friend's (gallery) opening..
haven't been to an art gallery in ages, and now I know why. Even more worthless delusional tossers there than in the music world.

Funny thing is I'd thought our friend's stuff was a bit wanky but it turned out to be the best on show
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I can sympathise deeply
Was on my bike going through Mayfair the other day. Stopped to look into a public exhibition opening that I noticed. It's fair to say I was the only one with trackies on and certainly the only one wearing a helmet. Got funny looks all night. I probably knew more about the subject that most of the suits there but was made to feel like an urchin. I took my time. :)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)
# one thing I do like about galleries
is standing around chance objects that aren't intended as artworks, and treating them as installations..

*strokes chin and talks bollocks*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:36, archived)
# very true
I recommend the coat rack, light switch and waiter for such an occasion.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:42, archived)
# i'm afraid we need it
to turn the lights on and off

/red dwarf
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:47, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhah yes.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:32, archived)
# omgz!!!


felt the story didn't need altering
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)
# thats exactly the first thing that came to my mind on seeing it
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Ditto!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)
# I thought of boobs.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)
# ..other round, rubber items?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)
# mmm
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:59, archived)
# \o/ at the links
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)
# I hope that story about the kittens and the rabbit is real.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:14, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Huzzah for lanarkshire!
But Boo to North Lanarkshire, with their odd road signs.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:19, archived)
# kaboom!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)
# !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)
# what does magritte mean?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:35, archived)
# HEATHEN!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:37, archived)
# oh dear...
i should have recognised that. i really love his work. i have failed myself.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:41, archived)
# FORGIVEN!
.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:42, archived)
# thank you
i don't deserve such mercy.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:44, archived)
# i believe
it refers to the artist rene magritte
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Read that as . . . reefers . . .
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:41, archived)
# i wish!
i could just do with a smoke and a crepe
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Dr Evil can I paint his Yoohoo gold?!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:57, archived)
# How about NO!
crazy dutch bastard
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I love goooooooooooooooooold.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Gold brix too ?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Tetris just got alot more Tetrisserer!
And now, I go.

Altres.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:08, archived)
# sometimes
he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)
# You may stay.
;)

He was quite good.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:42, archived)
# i'm more
of a constable fan myself
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:44, archived)
# wuh?
he was fucking rubish. Just some guy with little talent out to shock the mainstream and buck the system. If he was alive today he'd be a spotty kid on b3ta.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I'm not rising to this bait.
 
you DICK
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)
# trahison des chaises..
 

 
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:58, archived)
# That lounge is very chaste
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)
# send this to the Danish embassy for a laugh
go on
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Thats what she said.
Then it blew up. :(

:)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)
# she wasn't much of a loss to the Bomb Squad really
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Nopes :)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:29, archived)
# FLAP!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:50, archived)
# fuck me
thats given me a dark fear
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Look at heem go !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:01, archived)
# ....wait.... wait...
OH SHIT A BOMB.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:33, archived)
# A BYUM!
/Clouseau

(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I JUST ATE THIS. YUMMY.
Cheese on toast, with Red Leicester and Cheddar topped with 3 fried eggs, which I flipped for a few mins so that both sides are absolutely NICE. Topped with BRAAAN SOOORRSE.


It'll probably kill me soon.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)
# that looks sexy
I had myself the best sammich ever yesterday. i should have taken a picture. Somerfield grande pain, 4 sausages, two eggs, shit loads of butter, 6 rashers of bacon and plenty of braan!

gor' blimey my arterys did 'urt!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)
# FUCKIN' 'ELL.
Don't skimp so much next time, eh.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:03, archived)
# as soon as my metabolism slows down i'm fucked
the problem is as soon as i start cooking anything i find it almost impossible to stop. it started off as just a simple bacon sandwich, that all manner of odd stuff started happening. whats the most epic junk food you've made?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)
# that's a bit rare
are you welsh?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I'm Sam.
Hi.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Just hope it doesn't bite back !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)
# MUNCH.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)
# you ate it twice?
thats a re-toast.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I'm pretty sure this creation will spell the end of humanity as we know it.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)
# hahahaha brilliant.
i want one !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)
# and all of my worst fears have been realised
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Run while you still can.
Norfolk is already doomed.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
# finally!
an opportunity to use the fire axe i bought over summer.


bought for use in case of zombie apocalypse, natch.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I'm pretty sure it's the same principle.
Zombies and motorised Turkeys are really quite similar.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:39, archived)
# i think wheeled turkeys will prove more of challenge.
but i'm ready for them at least.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Personally, I'm just going to hide upstairs and taunt them with cranberry sauce
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:45, archived)
# i can try and appease them by telling them i haven't eaten turkey in years
i don't think they speak english though...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Willed Turnkey !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)
# VRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:38, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Anim #2 :D


Thank you The Amero! And Andy_Control!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)
# put it in cold water
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Hahah
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)
# haha nice
edit: 'ning all! how bist?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)
# :D
You have a talent for stopmotion.
I got it down to that with the scanlines, apart from that I'm stumped.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Thanks anywhoo :D
And you did the scan lines so double thanks.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)
# less colurs
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I shall try this
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)
# ;D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)
# :D
Thank yoo
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Andy_Control's is better, a bit more colour.
See Beloooooooooooooow.

:D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Loldeviantart
*shudder @ hlq*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Chiiiiiiiiicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagoooooooooooooo!
:)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)
# How do you do?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Do what?
What have you heard..who ya been talkin' to buddy?

WE DIDN'T BUURN HIM!

(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:34, archived)
# HE'S LOOKING FOR A BOY!
Poofter eh? Little bummer boy!
Come across your types before in the forces, you won't catch me with my trousers down!
League Of Gentlemen episode one, no less.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Ma name is Dean Tavoularis, I wanna showya ma maagic.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:38, archived)
# He was dull.
Edward and Tubbs all the way!
And the entire third series!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Ahhh, great days.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Aye
I have all on dvd :D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Recognition!
At last!

JOY!

;)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I recognise it, but i'll leave it like that!
I have saved your copy and taken notes though,

thank you :)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)
# JAPES AHOY!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Ginger nut biscuits all around
and cups of milky tea!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:44, archived)
# MACAROONS!

(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Now you've gone and
done itit . . .
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Look at heem go!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Pfft
Mine's bluer ;)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Smaller yet . . . 32 no dither . . . run through spinwave cruncher at 280
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)
# cut frames? cut image size?
nice stuff
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)
# mooooooooooooooooooooongy
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)
# kkkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)
# chooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooops
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)
# gtfo
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I love your animations.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
that is so wrong.
russ meyer crossed with a greengrocer.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Boobs!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)
# This was difficult . . .
no ?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:29, archived)
# deceptively.
I may reveal my secrets after doing a few more.
I wish gifdump was still around, wasn;t there a new site?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)
# blah blah animation generator ;)
Easily found on google if you know what to search for :)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:33, archived)
# not quite
though if there is something doing that then, yes, it took longer than it could have.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Did you take each frame and put it through a stills converter?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Yes

*hangs head in shame*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:39, archived)
# At least that required effort :)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Yeah,
it was still a pain in the arse.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Rewarding, though?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:48, archived)
# bloody hell
this must have taken ages
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:29, archived)
# this are both fantastic
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Fucking excel matey
that is woo
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)
# i've been watching that for about 2 minutes
and i'm still laughing my tits off at it
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Booby Trapped !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:34, archived)
# hhaahaahahaa
YES
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Thanks :)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)
# you just have to crop the action
you have so much that souesnt need to be seen
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Yeh
Thanks, i shall keep all this in mind next time!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
# But it's not as designery
all centred and so on.

*Mumbles something about use of white space and asymmetry...*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:33, archived)
# By making it smaller
with a program like...
32 colours works as there's very little colours in your original.
I used GIMP and made it 238KB
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)
# :D
I'm writting all this down
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)
# It am a woo anim
by the way. Not sure if I mentioned that yet.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)
# *writing.
Sorry, but I've seen you do this before.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Hello you filthy, girly pedant =]
HOW BE?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:37, archived)
# WELL. I AM EATING. I WILL SHOW.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I normally reduce the colours before adding scanlines
I add the scanlines in if I can't get the size to 250k by just reducing colours to a point where it still looks good.

I apologise if any of this is garbled, but my brain is melting =]

'NING Y'ALL
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Ning!
And thank yoo
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Needs more savage pencil violence
plus blood, dude, lots of it
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)
# YES, needs bloods =]
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Yay!

I usually use the Fireworks export wizard. Can reduce colours, increase loss, stuff like that. With your pic, can cut it down to maybe 180K without too bad an effect.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)
# In this case . . .
just shoot me !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Reminds me of Aeon Flux, the toon not the shite film.
Aces!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Durham Red, vampire-mutant bounty hunter
From 2000AD.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Ah, righty.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:42, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)
# He's smoking!
Pariah!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Such a
crude, lude, shrewd, screwed, rude, dude !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)
# "cowabunga"
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Yeah . . . I forgots . . .
that cow thing too !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
# His tooth makes a convinient smoking hole
Surely he doesn't need to hold it to smirk =]
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I like the way they can chew and leap at the same time.
Very good, have a woo
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)
# *falls asleep*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)
# *screams*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Another b3ta day,
you'd best have cake too.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)
# B3ta Day TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
*HUGZ*
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)
# 6 years...how does it feel ?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I feel old
yet again :)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)
# oh good !
:P
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Have a Happy Hot b6taday !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Have a mysterious duck:


Happy b3taday! :)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)
# YAY!
Thankyou all for your kind b3taday wishes. 6 years, eh?

I remember I joined at work a long long time ago. In a building far far away.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)
# definately ready for bed now.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Yay
I shall picture this and bounce along :)
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)
# They are so . . .
Smoooooooooooooooooooooooth . . .
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I saw three sheep go sailing by....
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)
# That's lovely
and just what I needed to see. Thanks and goodnight.


(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I don't know why I spent so long on this.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)
# He looks like he's having a fun time
(despite having no feet)

What song is he dancing to?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)
# He had underwater feet I couldn't be bothered to do anything with.
I believe he is dancing to stairway to Heron.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)
# *shoots*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)
# It could have been worse.
I could have said stork in the middle with you.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Egrets.. I've had a few..
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I don't want a plover...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)
# BUT THEN AGAIN
 

 
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)
# The frigid water
froze it's feets off !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)
# yay!
 

 
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Yup . . . hup . . . 'sup . . .up !`
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I told you I had sexy legs
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Damien Hurst?
Or how ever its spelt.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Hahahaha you loon!
www.b3ta.com/board/7975297

Rob created a bored leg flicker thingy a while back I exposed teh horror to, I seem to remember vaguely
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)
# meh
this just reminds me of work.

Having said that, we don't usually get them wearing strappy sandals.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Art gallery, A&E or morgue?
Or pie shop?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)
# May I
stop by and shine them up once a week ?
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Of course
Use wax...
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)
# TOAP!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Logs on
TOAP
Logs out
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Where it all began!
Woo
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)
# FTW
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Ooo
Happy B3taday.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Good lord you're right!
Thank'ee
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)
# mmm
pixel
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I made it with my own fair hands.
If you couldn't tell from the poor quality.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)
# i see
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)
#
HALL HELL
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)
# !
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Fan art for a mate


'Rocket Crotch' is his character, although on his version the rockets are concealed inside the pants. (sexual innuendo, anyone?)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)
# burning sensation down below ?
he wants to go to the clap clinic !
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Hahaha
And woo!!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Hahahahahah
I love it
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
# yay 4 rocket crotch
have an international work of art (bastardised with boris)

(edit: made it slightly less crap)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)
# yay!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)
# i see, should have made his face b & w
not sure of the easiest way to do so though.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Boris is extremely polite
when I was a courier about twelve years ago, I said at the traffic lights 'let's go' having recognized him before me, he mumbled and gestured I speed off in front off him

my Boris story, there you go
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)
# SEXY!
Would.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Not quite as good as Holly's belo
But still, have this for teh compo. Quick and dirty, and not as many seams as I usually provide.

(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
# arf
although the M5 seems to run out of road a tad early
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Excellent
Inacuracry? Check
Bandwagon? Check
Done in 5 mins on MS paint? Check
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)
# whatwhatwhat?
no M8 or M74?!

my god, tesco are shite
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)
[challenge entry]

edit:tweaked
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)
# FUCK YES
You are ace.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
# cheers
:D
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Hahahahahah
this
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Howdy :D
Finally I can have a conversation without being distracted.
How are you?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Lovely.
And you?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I'll say I'm fine,
because I don't want to talk about it on the board.
So I'm "Fine"
Been up to much?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
# if you feel sad
slit your wrists, i doubt anybody would care
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Hahaha
*gets spoon*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
# oh hay we should totally market fortune cookies for emos!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Careful, we'll be exposed as one of those websites goading impressionable teenagers into suicide.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)
# exposed? what about that newsnight special, "B3TA : The interweb-menace!"
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Ohh...
that bad?

When to a cafe just in time for closing...done some grocery shopping. And you?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Been eating bonjela
:)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Isn't bonjela
like you put it on your gums or summink?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Yeah, remember I said I had an ulcer?
Well I got some bonjela for it and ended up eating it all.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I don't think you told me that.
But why would you eat the stuff? Is it yummy?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)
# It is.
Well, I think so.
Not sure if it'll do me any good, but it's nice :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Hahahah
If it's made for your mouth, it can't be bad to eat.
I went to cafe with mum and mofaha, to get yummy food and cakes, and they were like 'Yeah we're closing in 10 minutes.' So it's fucking freezing, and we wander around this starry little town looking for some vetsch. I don't even know what. We're eating whatever's in the house instead. Hahah
EDDIT: I have to go for a bit, but I'll be back later. :]
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I don't think I'll be going
to any more cafes with my mum and stepdad.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)
# River Tethys FTW!
*clicks*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
# pffffffffffft!
 
YES
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
# lovely stuff
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
# where is bedford?
woo to this
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Who cares?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)
# very good
quite clever, that :o)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)
# This is made of pure win!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Françoise Hardy - for Mictoboy
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Awww.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)
# One of the most sexy women of the last century
bar about none

(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)
# so true.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Yep
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
# lovely stuff!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)
# very nice
not a clue who it is tho.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)
# GOD DO YOU HAVE NO CULTURE DAMN YOU !
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I'm a huge uncultured yob.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)
# and i love you for it !
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Aw, thanks..
someone had to.. :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)
# did you ever know that you're my hero ?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Phwoar
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)
# no idea who that is even after cut'n'paste google
looks nice tho
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)
# she's a french pop singer, had a bit of success here in the 60s
still recording stuff in france...kind of national treasure over there.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)
# ahhh, bit after my time
how about abit of anna may wong?

(birthday next month :( )
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
# awww how old will ya be ?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
# thirty fucking four
19th, i'm going to get smashed for 34 days
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
# don't you do that anyway ?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
# but this time i'll be crying
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)
# awwwwwww
any pissing on railway lines ?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)
# i'm 34 on the 10th mongy
hazzar! for the fab feb birthday club.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
# drinks in the biffa bins all round
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)
# i've managed to snaffle some out of date rubbing alchohol
it'll a weekend to remember.

if of course we can remember it.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)
# what about
jessica love hewitt?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Learn something about class
rather than the obvious mediocre gals shoved in your face

(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
# she is stunning,
but american.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Is she Jennifer's sister or something?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I seem to remember about the first bit of work I did for a commercial image bank was her and her dog on set
I shall have a rummage
Edit: there you go, about four years old, and subsequent extent of my shopping talents

(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I Say!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Lovely :D Also: Unshopped
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)
# noooo !
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
# that would be totally hot, though.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)
# She can blow on my horn any day
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I meant if she had a penis.
 
though that doesn't necessarily contradict your statement
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I know what you meant
and I know what I meant.
I was just slipping in an innuendo where I could.
/in YOUR end-o
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
# For god's sake...
to be associated with Jacques Dutronc. Almost as bad as Serge bloody Gainsbourg.

Oh dear.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)
# serge wrote songs for her.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
# :(
Oh well.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
# well if you were a female singer in the 60s and french chances are serge wrote a song for you.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
# A fair point....
and well made, I must say.

:)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
# i don't remember her
from the hardy boys!!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)
# What? Have you never heard of gravity defying tits?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Erm,
I like this, but feel that it would be somewhat remiss of me not to point out that tits can actually fly.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:42, archived)
# not without flapping their wings they can't
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:42, archived)
# You clearly do not have ready access to a trebuchet.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:45, archived)
# *waves trebuchet in defiance*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# You is bein' mendin' tha' babylon,
elsewise ma dog being escapin'
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# The tagline was an afterthought really.
I'm pretty sure they can't fly like this
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*clicks*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:42, archived)
# not good enough for a new thread
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Too good for a new thread.
You should split it up and post it in three.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)
# As layers?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)
# No, just three different sections of the image.
The beak, the eyes, the body or something.
Flap is worth at least three threads.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# oh well
posted now
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Delete the thread and post it again.
It's what all the cool kids do.

Can you tell that I am bored?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)
# maybe,
hows tricks?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)
# YES !
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I agree.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)
# you cunt
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Oh yes I cun.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)
# you mocked my astra
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Hahahah!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I plan to do all the memes
but I need to learn how to do people first
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Not enough vibrating head girl.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)
# they're like wine corks !
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)
# In that if you full them out,
red liquid goes everywhere?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)
# *Insert innuendo about screwing here*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Haha!"
You are so fucking wrong.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)
# oh christ.
you are a funny thing my dear.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Somehow that is
less offensive.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)
# So,
<em> tags don't work.

How arse.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)
# you use <i> instead
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)
# *waits for picture of Dora pounding Scooby Doo with a strap-on*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)
# NO NO NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)
# What, no biscut crumbs?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)
# g'day mate
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)
# hello my sexy little lamb chop
get any fish?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)
# not one
3 fucking days and nights, still i read 2 books
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)
# This works well.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)
# why did you have to make that?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Bless, reminds me of my first post, but more like a party
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Ironically
the hummus levels in this are through the roof
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)
# work it baby
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Just when I was vaguely proud of a smoothish animation.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)
# no reason not to be
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)
# i've unleashed them :(
woo
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)
# This is ace!
I thought this when you posted it, but only got around to replying now!!!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# He just could not get the hang of this environment issue.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)
# And you said something about fonts,
so you must fancy me.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)
# crikey.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:42, archived)
# *checks out body*...Would
Face...AARRRRGGGGHH!


(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:44, archived)
# i bet it fucking hurt when she/he had to unpeel/pull off that tape.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Not if she had someone ( preferably another woman)
moistening it with her tounge, and pulling it of with her teeth.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# well the other woman would get a bloody nasty taste in her mouth.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)
# You think she has unsavoury nipples?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)
# well it's hard to say, if i'm honest i've never eaten womens nipples before
so one can only speculate on the matter.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# They taste of piss.
But then, I do play a lot of watersports.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Yes,
I have eaten almost no cinnamon lately.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)
# .....And that would bother me because?....


(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)
# because you should think about these things !
god why do lesbians have to be so impractical in their removing of green sticky back plastic !
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Cherie Blair at a book signing?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:45, archived)
# My ex looked like Cherie Blair,
yet was attractive.

I am unable to explain how that works, but it is true..
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Topical

And toapical.

Hello again, I was away in December and then ill.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I saw Sweeny Todd earlier
Sacha Baron Cohen was ok in it
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# What's his part?
I was disgusted with him in Talladega Nights. It was dreadfull.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# a rival barber
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)
# What sort of an accent does he do?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)
# If I told you it would spoil the film a bit
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Jamaican?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# no
he did it of his own accord
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Doesn't Johnny Depp sound a bit like Bowie when he sings
/also, have just won a fantastic eBay auction, so am well chuffed :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)
# you won a chuff?
good for you
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:38, archived)
# lord knows what I'm gonna do with it
evenin' fella
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Anthony Newley is who he based his singing on
who unbeknownst to Depp was pretty much the basis for Bowie's early singing style

Depp is very good at the singinginging
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Indeed, I also watched the Culture Show on Saturday ;)
/quite a good film all in all, as is No Country for Old Men
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)
# ahhh, I'd heard him say that on the radio a couple of days before ;D
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Damn you, Toasty, damn you!
*shakes fist*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Someone actually said that on the telephone once.
Fucking idiot.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:42, archived)
# NONPLUSMENT IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I don't get it
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I don't like clicking on links without a description
you might want to trying putting it on the links board too, its more what its there for.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)
# If only there was a place for links etc..
'Ning people!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)
# ning.
Shouldn't you be in bed, young man?
Or is the internet the new 'under the covers with a torch thing'?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:30, archived)
# by torch thing do you mean fleshlight?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Pfffft!
I mean...Fleshlight?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Fleshlight?
Faking innocence.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:30, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)
# she is odd
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:32, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Unexpected ground!!
/Heathrow
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:43, archived)
# when will it fucking stop....
someone...please...post something *gasp* funny !
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:30, archived)
#
 

 
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)
# you had to make me look a cunt didn't you
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:32, archived)
# opinions may vary as to whether that picture is funny.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:33, archived)
# well it made me giggle.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# NO U HAPPY INTERNETS!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:35, archived)
# on this board?
you expect to much
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:32, archived)
# but you're here now, so everything is a million times better.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:33, archived)
# sarcasm doesn't suit you :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# i was being charming damn it !
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# so was i
fucking hell, wanna cyber? ;)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)
# asl ?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:38, archived)
# errm, 17, unsure, mobile home
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)
# u sounz hawt !
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Ok, my "art" from earlier was fake!!! (still on the board)?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:32, archived)
# OHMYGOD !
HOW COULD YOU !??!?!?!?!!?!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# It was quite the ruse.
I thought someone may have seen it and rumbled me, but no-one did!!!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:35, archived)
# People faking art!?
What a concept..
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# it's bloody liberty taking !
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)
# put back those liberties!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I gazzed most repliers about the joke, straight away!
But didn't realise I didn't gaz you, until recently!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)
# *weeps*
noone looooooooooooooves me !
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)
# The art was real
The talent by me was fake.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:42, archived)
# i find the ignore button
creates a glutton of hummus filled (or at least well made) posts
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:35, archived)
# NO!
Nonplussed is not the same as not fussed. It means being so shocked that one does not know what to do.
FAIL.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# 1) It is a link.
2) that is not what nonplussed means
3) it's a shit swf
4) the bloke hiding behind his child is funnier
5)
6) no, no profit, it's arse.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:45, archived)
# that's great!*
we like pictures on this board though.

you should try b3ta.com/links for that kind of stuff




*may not be great
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 22:45, archived)
# oh golly
this place is pretty mental. all this drama and hullaballoo over a humble swf, my attention gland is positively tingling.

anyhow, a great big hello to all of you. this is now my 2nd post.

scabs up one curley wurley and a walkers multipack to whoever mspaints me an anatomically correct diagram of an attention gland!
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 3:25, archived)

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