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# another thing to make in 3d when I get the time
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Fabulastic
:D
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)
# WOO YAY!
more splendid stuff.

apparently i'm over your way sometime in the summer, mrs thor has all the details at the moment.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)
# interesting...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Can it be soya milked?!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# It's like Oscar the Grouch
but in the countryside.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
# haha :D


(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# hahaha
nice!~
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# His bark is worse than his bite :)
Yay!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# i chuckled
hehe
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# thats a nice
little tree creature
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# wood
yay
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Stumped . . .
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)
# awesome
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Something I've been working on
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Arf
Nicely
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Ummm
I'm embarassed by how vastly improved that is.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# *spanks*
*wallops*
*wipes captain's morgan's mind of all mention of Xenu and scientology*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
Although what the world really needs is a pre-conception version...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I'll get the coat hanger.
Woo
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# embrace it
for it is an endangered chromosome
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Can we put them in a zoo?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# gingist
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Hehe
a milkmans baby
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Noooooooooooooo! Not ging-ger!


May I suggest.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Something I've been working on


I'll probably redraw most of these.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# So what's wrong with chicken?
You ungrateful mangy feline!
You get what you get and you like it!
then if you're like my cat, you'll barf it up on my bed later
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# The cat can have some of this
I'm sure it would enjoy it:

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# ...and how long have you been waiting to post that?
: )
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Oh I think I'm on one.
I think I upset people below when I posted some cheap shit about Ant n' Dec getting shrink-wrapped.

I just wish I had the skillzorz to do Elton John being grated to death on that huge cheese grater.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# There's maybe 5 or 10% of the regular picture posters who can claim to have those skillzorz
I just throw my tripe on the ol' b3tawall once in a while and see what sticks.

Or watch the comments as it slides slowly off the wall onto the floor.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Flying tripe
is always good
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# cats dont like latte
fact
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# They do when it's infused with z-list blud.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# thats some form of celebrity?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Apparently.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# i like
(clicks)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# hehe
(Tuna)
0
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>'_'<
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I gotta say the absence of any real joke does make it fall kinda flat
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Noted
It's part of a sequence, though.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# does the cat come back and stab her in the eyes
for being disobedient.

or just refuse to eat anything for months on end.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# if cats are so smart why dont they have their own radio station?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# they do
where do you think we got the idea for using cat whiskers in wirelesses.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# They do
Or do you think all that hissing is just static?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# i disagree i think its a fairly subtle joke but i found it highly amusing
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# is that what the cat can smell?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# You smile-pisser you!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Whoops
I didn't think of that at all.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# that's what I thought
and I refuse to believe different.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# My Cat loves Tuna Mimsy
ask for it by name!

*sale now on*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)
# And I love her rough rough tongue
grating across my swollen clit.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# hahahaha
iv just came all over my desk.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Haha
To be honest, it was about as funny as Garfield until you came along.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# "....all we know is; it's not the Stig."

*suddenly feels like watching the Goldenboy anime again*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# mmmmmm, easy wipe surfaces
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Big yawn!
Stretch!
Pop... and POP!
Ogle...

Oh, and, um - ver' nice, JJ. Thanks!!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# No no
DEEP breaths.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Deep breaths
Deep breaths
Deep breaths
Deep breaths

top job
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Big breaths
HUGe breaths.

Biggetht I've ever theen in fact...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Badum






tish
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Twin airbags up front
woo
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Hold it !
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# The Stits!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# -_vrooom
hmm i wonder what her top speed is
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Big Breaths
Yesth and I'm only Sixthteen.

/old joke
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# tits, tail, pronounced beetle bonnet
check
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Does she
Have a Bimo Baby? And if so, will there be pictures of her, uhm... you know?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Random drawing.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Ooooo...
That's lovely! Woo!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# 'tis luvly
And it makes perfect sense to me aswell...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I really like this.
DO MOAR.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# .oh...
theres plenty more to come this is part of a massive parade im working on.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# What you say!
That's pretty good, actually!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Someone set up us the woo!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# lully!
please post more
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# i say !
rather splendid,
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
# probably bindun to death
but i had to get it out of my head
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# It's fun watching seagulls try to impersonate their Master
By trying to do roundhouse kicks.

They're rubbish at it, but they never give up trying.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# If we're in head swapping mode
this so doesn't merit its own thread...

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# heh
hillarys head actuall fits
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# What's funny is that it's just undersized enough
to make her look fat as the Sta-Puffed Marshmallow Man!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# hahaha
Hillary has a wide range of great facial expressions!

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# and almost every one of them designed to make me have a piss-shiver.
I can't imagine four years of that.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# well get on and choose you candidates then
stop stringing it out, I'm sick of hearing about them!

;-)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# She'll do anything to win over middle America


EDIT aaaand now we have a HUGE head! No sense of proportion at all.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Jings!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# You're scaring me!
/ closes eyes tightly
x-(
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I apologise unreservedly.
I've been mindbleaching furiously since doing that. I had to work with the image while she still had her mimsy out...

*bokes*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)
# You're sick of hearing about them?
YOU'RE sick of it?

Try living here and hearing about it for a full year in advance of the actual elections! Next time it'll probably drag out to a year and a half prior. Ugh.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I honestly think we must be getting almost as much as you
we have no news of our own anymore!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Obviously the American elections are more important than phone tap evidence being allowed in court over here.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
# They should settle it with conkers
like we do

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Nah fuck that.
Chainsaws ftw!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# John livingstons Seagul Having a Shit
doesnt quite have the ring to it
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Oh god we need a sleb cull.
Here's a start:



Wouldn't it be marvellous? You could sell it as a art to pretentious rich people, or something.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Why are they covered in giant sperms?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Because they're dicks?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Yes
10 points
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Dekkake!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Because it's hug a starfish day
Obviously
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Sorry
But I got all over-excited by the thought of throwing all these slebs down a giant cheesegrater (see thread below), that I kind of overshot the hug-a-starfish day.

I shall go forthwith and henceforth have myself shot.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# OMG U FILTAD LOL
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# x4 filtaz ASHLEY
And a fucking waste of effort it was on those two it was too.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)
# FILTARDLOLZ!!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# thats right!
shrink wrap the bastards with some all-bran
that'll learn the cheery cunts
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Why-aye man! Ahm frum Byker Grerve! Ah mus' bi fonny bonny lad!
Ahm frum Newcassel!

Fucking little shits.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I am inventing a holiday.
Just because I feel like it :)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# *avoids obvious comment*
YAY

*hugs*

ow ow owowowow stingy
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# are starfishes stingy?
or is it just the point ones.

*hugs anyway*

*fish allergies ahoy*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Some of them must be poisonous.
Everything would eat them otherwise.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# because of their fun shapes?
'lo!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# 'loes!
hows things? I'm hacking together a database at the moment. Oracle can be a hard mistress =(
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# She's hard but very fair.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I'm in the throes of writing my thesis, shitting fizzy gravy and not eating anything
should be fit and well tomorrow, but have got loads to do, and think I'm going to go home about now and get on with it.

Cheerio!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Bye!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# This is true
They look so yummy - like the marshmallow flumps of the sea
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I alway sthought they was just a bit wormy
chop a bit off (not containing vital organ) and it just grows back. You could live forever off one starfish, providing you never got toooo peckish.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# hahahah
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# hahaha
great plan.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Although, if you had several dozen starfishies, you could lie like a king!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I was always told they were stingy underneath
but I think that was just an old wives' tale.

(My Dad's old wife told me).
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Tube feet
is what they have underneath, they do eat things by turning they're stomach inside out though.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# So do stag/hen night revellers in Dublin on a Saturday night
my pedant bone is itching
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# That's how I throw up.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Half man, half starfish
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Well, about 10% pylon anyway...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# *finds starfish*
*hugs*
Aaaarragagghhhh! The venom!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Can we reschedule that for, say...
August? It's a bit nippy out there for starfish hugging right now...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# *puts on Hug-a-starfish day T-Shirt*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# *gleeeeees* :)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# You heartless bastard.
*comforts the anemone*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# When it's hug an anemone day, I'll be more sympathetic.
It's the starfish's time to shine, don't take away his glory!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Poor anemone :(
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# He's far more colourful and cuddly looking than the others
deliberate shading choice to underline how people's cruelty and bias can cause them to miss out on the greater aspects of life /Brian Sewell blog
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# When is...
Stamp on a star fish day??
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Friday.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# three weeks last thursday
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# *mails leftover starfishs to the DVLA*
that'll really fuck with their heads...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# the DVLA is in Wales
they'll just f^ck it and eat it
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# *mails the poisonous ones*
*waits*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Pfft =]
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# i like the sound of this
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# they get everywhere you know
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# The easy pink, or tight Brown??
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# *sympathy replies*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# There, I fixed it for you :)
Pink and Brown monkeys

Seamless, if I may say so myself
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# It really does look like one.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Great
er
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Yes. Kickstart's theme music alone is enough to bring it back
In my humble opinion.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Its up there
with the theme to the Gallery.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Oo oo
One Man and His Dog...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# i've just been off to you tube to try and find THAT classic clip
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Thankyou
I had absolutely no idea then
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# (click the link that's behind the pic)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Cheers, and nice pic!
Has this actually been built then, or is it just proposed/under construction?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Dunno
I live in Manchester. That pic's a nice 3D CAD rendering.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Started late last year apparently, due for completion sometime in 2010
Ho hum
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# That joke is so cheesy.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# That's some grate architecture...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I thought I'd post a bit of cheese on the board
just for you. : )
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Yes!
And we can slide Elton John, Ant n Dec, Jade Goody, Pete Docherty, and all the other bleedin' famous-for-being-famous Johnny-no-stars idiot slebs down it until blood OOZES FROM THE PILE OF GRATED FLESH ENFILLING IT! ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Dont forget
Carol Smiley, she should be first
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Are you needing to vanquish the memory of their man-love?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Why did I think 'PEZ dispenser' ?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I thought dominoes.
:S
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# If this hasn't bindun I'll eat my hamster
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Psst
Let's all pretend it hasn't bindun then watch him eat his hamster!
4. Profit!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# This
With relish!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# *prepares salt and pepper for hamster*
Have a woo!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Doesn't matter ifizt bindun
cos it's ace!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# haha!!
noice!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# click
very nice
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# can I ask a question here
without starting a new thread?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# yup,
just lable it TJ: (thread jack)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# TJ: my question
May I be so bold as to ask whether there is an expected "first light" pic from a new digital camera? I know it is usual to post a cdc fresh off one's new tablet, but is there an equivalent "first" for a new camera?
I have a brand new G9 still in its unsealed box and wouldn't want to photograph the wrong thing on taking it out of the box.

Thanks
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# you have to photo yourself naked then post it on sunday, unshopped.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# haha!
down boy!
*restrains*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# grrwuff
wuff wuff
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# GET OFF MY LEG!!!
oh great!
i was going to wear these trousers tomorrow!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Wear them on Saturday
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# haha!!
I'M OFF!!
BYE YOU SEXY BEASTS!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# bye!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# I'd say it should be your todger, in hi-def
But I'm afraid you'd post it.
We don't want to see that unless it's been traced in magenta on your tablet.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# OH THREADJACK MY THREAD WOULD YA????
 
 
 
 
Just kidding, errmm, take a photo of yourself in the mirror or something. Flash optional...

You could start a new tradition ;)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# yes - frightfully sorry about the jacking
the hamster is amazing
okdokey
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# i told you
should have gone to /talk
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)
# holding a b3ta flag perhaps?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# God yes!
and a thumbs up of course!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# knobs FTW!!!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# take a picture of your own legs
I swear there was a load of them on here a while ago - unless the nurse has been changing my medication
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# do what you want
but some people don't like unshopped photos being posted on the board, saying that that's what Flickr is for.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# haha
how indirect. you're such a fluffy.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# just warning him that Rob might have a go
it is Rob who added "RPS is shit" isn't it?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# i assume so
i think the faq says something about it too. I simply was enjoying your wording. It was nice.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# sorry, I assumed you were calling me a nazi
it's something I've come to expect on here for offering advice/recounting experience ;)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I've noticed you getting flak over the past couple of weeks for it
and how you generally go out of your way to be nice and helpful. I've tried being helpful with certain individuals, but it seems to attract nastiness, rather than being kindly accepted.

Blending into the crowd with "ZOMG GTFO N00B" or "FAQ" is perhaps the best option.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# fair enough
I wouldn't want to go against the feelings of the ginger fuhrer. I'll follow everyone's advice, that way no one will be upset. It's like designing the euro banknotes.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Even on unshopped sunday?
No worries. I'll think of something.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# COCK
IT'S THE LAW.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Real Photo Sunday
was stamped on by the Ginger Fuhrer a while ago I thought.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# no, not really
/talk is the place to ask questions.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# fair
but do people who know the answers read the talk board?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# oh yes
i find i get much more help over there, obvioulsy here we tend to get a bit distracted with the pics.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# of course you can
the answer is yes, but you'll have to pay like my other punters
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# hamsters!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# splendid.
and don't you just love the sport relief ad on the bcc with the little hamster in a tracksuit.
it creases me up every time.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# ha ha
sweet
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# yoop dee dee
:@ ]
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# schweet
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I made this months ago - you win though
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# *turns off microwave*
You OK Hammy?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Yarr tis
splendid that, peppered hamster is nice with a bit of bread btw. Very moreish.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Oh, I don't know. Mongooses, anyway ...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Birthday card for my sister.
She likes the bloke of Prison Break.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# haha!!
did your grandad like his card you made?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Dunno.
He's not come round yet.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# come round?
do mean to your place or is he in a coma?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)
# The latter.
I would have put “regained consciousness” but I don’t trust my speel chak……..
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# oh bugger,
sorry mate i didn't realise....
i hope he's ok soon.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I was joking!
I meant he passed out as a result of seeing the Bunny Girl!
He's fine!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# phew!!
=)
thats ok then!

i'm not buying you pint on saturday for that!

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# you still owe me a pint
or do I owe you one?

or is that someone else?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# you owe me ten pints.
so get your arse over here!!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# wish i could
will definitely make an effort to get to one in the summer, when my days don't feel like seconds. I hand in my thesis on June 20, so anytime after that should be dandy.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# You can buy me one
I'll be there!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Or spunked in a circle.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Is that me?
Oh yes, so do I :D

Gay lol
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# LOL U LIEK BOYZ AS WELL AS GIRLZ LOL
*runs*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# grr whyioughta
oi comeback here
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I really can't run that fast
My small legs are to blame. WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# *catches up and smothers you in hugs and ruffles your hair*
'lo Muggles, long time not seen :)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# *trips*
got 'im!!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# *looks for snake*
*looks for Judge Anderson*

*pouts*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# "off", or possibly "off of", but not just "of", surely?
(I'm having a shit day)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Are you the guy who does SequentialArt?
because that stuff is great!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Missy Pylon


Missi Pyle on Dodgeball. :/
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] this should not have taken so long!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)
# It's like two compos in one!
Now put some elephants in there, and we'll talk...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I still think that logo says 'ZOR'
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Macchu Pancras!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# these have been ace,
but those two pictures don't work somehow...
don't get me wrong, it's still great, but.....
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# hater.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# *bows*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# It's the angles.
The perspective is all wrong.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# ^this^
why do you hate so much?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# someone has to!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)
# fairy muff
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# *hates*
*hates*

ohhh i can't wait until saturday!!
*bounces in seat*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha... blimey
I go off to get ready for work and come back to death threats in the post!

Yeah, the perspective is a bit crap, especially at the top right. Must try harder!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# That was maybe a little too ambitious!
But I spent alot of yesterday afternoon trying to clean up an image of the Golden Gate bridge without anything to show for it, so I mustn't grumble ;)

EDIT - did you see this from earlier? www.b3ta.com/board/8035004
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I missed that one... haven't been around much today.
that's excellent stuff!

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# don't mind the Meerhare
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# what have you done here?
I can't see anything strange
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:52, archived)
# just stuck a hares head onto a meerkats body
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# oh,
nothing much then...

You have done it well enough to have fooled me, although I am not much of a rabbit fan or a meercat fan
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:54, archived)
# no worries
i'm quite new to photoshop so i'm faffing about with it gettng to know it better
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# that's what we're here for. End of story.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# true
And Arf!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Nice!


Hellos B3ta!!1
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# sweet
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# That's very well blended
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)
# thanks
:)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# He will bum your embassies.


He is Ali Akbar Code
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# *Borrows gun*
*shoots self*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# sorry to TJ, but fucking hell I can't believe how fucking thick or desperate to complain some people are
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# You can't fix stupid, I guess.
What a bunch of maroons.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# it's bollocks (meaning the pathetic complaining)
I try not to watch trailers these days anyway, because I feel that they've become such cynical adverts for movies that they consist almost solely of the best bits of the film, rather than being teasers. Going to see a movie on the back of seeing an awesome trailer tends to leave me extremely disappointed. I've written to my MEP about it, but nothing has come of it.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# But
if people truly enjoyed cinema they'd have researched the film first and discovered it was originally a west-end musical! Besides, everyone I know who's seen it said they didn't mind the singing that much.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I dunno, I think it's a good point - the trailer didn't make it out
to be a musical.

This bit is funny though:

"Campaign group Stop Crude Advertising Material in Public (SCAMP) has also complained that the film's poster glorifies violence by showing star Johnny Depp brandishing a razor."
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# hopefully this will lead to celebrity hairdressers being banned from television
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Well, thank heavens it wasn't a yank for once
Nice to see some equal-opportunity stupid out there once in a great while...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# *spang!*
*still laughs though*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I was giggling like a loon on the bus trip to work this morning.
Other passengers were eyeballing me with trepidation. :)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# That's right, it's Tracy Emin(em)


Good day all?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# KILL IT!!!!!
Not too shabby, ta. You'sen?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I've had a a lazy day.
I only had two lessons this morning so i've just been lazing at school, eating and reading.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# what did you learn today then?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Not alot.
My chemistry teacher's a spacker. We were just recaping rate reactions. Boring actually.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# it's nice that someone's found a job for him though
... not sure placing the education of our future chemists in the hands of people on day release is wise, you must live within the reagion of a very liberal or overspent Local Education Authority
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
# It's a her and this is her first teaching job.
I asked her a question today and she dithered over it for about 10 minutes with no answer, checked textbook and said, oh we don't do that bit yet!
It seems like she just reads the section of the text book we're about to do before each lesson.
It's really annoying.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Ah, crap teachers
lowering the bar for everyone...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# argh!!
the little cranky thing!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# the crank?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# the crankies...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# no thanks
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# *chases*
CRANKIEEEEEEES!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Cannon and Ball?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# are you trying to seduce me?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# you'd know if I was
I'd be wearing my viking hat
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:40, archived)
#
and nothing else
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Would.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)

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