theres plenty more to come this is part of a massive parade im working on.
(Agent Melonis a baker in essex,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:55,
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What you say!
That's pretty good, actually!
(Heffreywants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:49,
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Someone set up us the woo!
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:56,
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lully!
please post more
(gfreemanis only here for the beer,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:58,
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i say !
rather splendid,
(amoebaboychose for death by unga bunga on,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:07,
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probably bindun to death
but i had to get it out of my head
(Dances with RabbitsBack to Education i go,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:44,
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It's fun watching seagulls try to impersonate their Master
By trying to do roundhouse kicks.
They're rubbish at it, but they never give up trying.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:46,
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If we're in head swapping mode
this so doesn't merit its own thread...
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:48,
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heh
hillarys head actuall fits
(Dances with RabbitsBack to Education i go,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:49,
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What's funny is that it's just undersized enough
to make her look fat as the Sta-Puffed Marshmallow Man!
(Heffreywants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:51,
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hahaha
Hillary has a wide range of great facial expressions!
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:55,
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and almost every one of them designed to make me have a piss-shiver.
I can't imagine four years of that.
(Heffreywants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:58,
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well get on and choose you candidates then
stop stringing it out, I'm sick of hearing about them!
;-)
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:01,
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She'll do anything to win over middle America
EDIT aaaand now we have a HUGE head! No sense of proportion at all.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:03,
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Jings!
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:07,
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You're scaring me!
/ closes eyes tightly x-(
(Heffreywants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:08,
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I apologise unreservedly.
I've been mindbleaching furiously since doing that. I had to work with the image while she still had her mimsy out...
*bokes*
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:12,
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You're sick of hearing about them?
YOU'RE sick of it?
Try living here and hearing about it for a full year in advance of the actual elections! Next time it'll probably drag out to a year and a half prior. Ugh.
(Heffreywants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:06,
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I honestly think we must be getting almost as much as you
we have no news of our own anymore!
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:10,
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Obviously the American elections are more important than phone tap evidence being allowed in court over here.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:43,
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Because it's hug a starfish day
Obviously
(Sheepdeanwas rifling through your underwear drawer on,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:43,
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Sorry
But I got all over-excited by the thought of throwing all these slebs down a giant cheesegrater (see thread below), that I kind of overshot the hug-a-starfish day.
I shall go forthwith and henceforth have myself shot.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:45,
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OMG U FILTAD LOL
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:38,
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x4 filtaz ASHLEY
And a fucking waste of effort it was on those two it was too.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:39,
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FILTARDLOLZ!!
(AutoPrawnis glad we're living in the future now,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:43,
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thats right!
shrink wrap the bastards with some all-bran that'll learn the cheery cunts
And we can slide Elton John, Ant n Dec, Jade Goody, Pete Docherty, and all the other bleedin' famous-for-being-famous Johnny-no-stars idiot slebs down it until blood OOZES FROM THE PILE OF GRATED FLESH ENFILLING IT! ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:29,
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Dont forget
Carol Smiley, she should be first
(Steerable_foreheadOur Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:30,
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Are you needing to vanquish the memory of their man-love?
May I be so bold as to ask whether there is an expected "first light" pic from a new digital camera? I know it is usual to post a cdc fresh off one's new tablet, but is there an equivalent "first" for a new camera? I have a brand new G9 still in its unsealed box and wouldn't want to photograph the wrong thing on taking it out of the box.
Thanks
(Alfred Pimbleuninspired since,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:10,
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you have to photo yourself naked then post it on sunday, unshopped.
(AutoPrawnis glad we're living in the future now,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:32,
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I'd say it should be your todger, in hi-def
But I'm afraid you'd post it. We don't want to see that unless it's been traced in magenta on your tablet.
(Heffreywants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:12,
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^this
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:13,
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OH THREADJACK MY THREAD WOULD YA????
Just kidding, errmm, take a photo of yourself in the mirror or something. Flash optional...
You could start a new tradition ;)
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:13,
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yes - frightfully sorry about the jacking
the hamster is amazing okdokey
(Alfred Pimbleuninspired since,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:16,
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i told you
should have gone to /talk
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:22,
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holding a b3ta flag perhaps?
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:16,
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God yes!
and a thumbs up of course!
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:18,
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knobs FTW!!!
(Geoff the ClownfishYou know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:16,
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take a picture of your own legs
I swear there was a load of them on here a while ago - unless the nurse has been changing my medication
(Dr. StrangeNow Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:19,
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do what you want
but some people don't like unshopped photos being posted on the board, saying that that's what Flickr is for.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:23,
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haha
how indirect. you're such a fluffy.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:25,
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just warning him that Rob might have a go
it is Rob who added "RPS is shit" isn't it?
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:27,
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i assume so
i think the faq says something about it too. I simply was enjoying your wording. It was nice.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:28,
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sorry, I assumed you were calling me a nazi
it's something I've come to expect on here for offering advice/recounting experience ;)
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:30,
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I've noticed you getting flak over the past couple of weeks for it
and how you generally go out of your way to be nice and helpful. I've tried being helpful with certain individuals, but it seems to attract nastiness, rather than being kindly accepted.
Blending into the crowd with "ZOMG GTFO N00B" or "FAQ" is perhaps the best option.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:35,
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fair enough
I wouldn't want to go against the feelings of the ginger fuhrer. I'll follow everyone's advice, that way no one will be upset. It's like designing the euro banknotes.
(Alfred Pimbleuninspired since,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:32,
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Even on unshopped sunday?
No worries. I'll think of something.
(Alfred Pimbleuninspired since,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:30,
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COCK
IT'S THE LAW.
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:31,
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Real Photo Sunday
was stamped on by the Ginger Fuhrer a while ago I thought.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:31,
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no, not really
/talk is the place to ask questions.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:10,
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fair
but do people who know the answers read the talk board?
(Alfred Pimbleuninspired since,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:11,
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oh yes
i find i get much more help over there, obvioulsy here we tend to get a bit distracted with the pics.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:12,
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of course you can
the answer is yes, but you'll have to pay like my other punters
(Geoff the ClownfishYou know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:12,
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hamsters!
(amoebaboychose for death by unga bunga on,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:11,
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splendid.
and don't you just love the sport relief ad on the bcc with the little hamster in a tracksuit. it creases me up every time.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:11,
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ha ha
sweet
(Dances with RabbitsBack to Education i go,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:11,
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yoop dee dee
:@ ]
(blyerkite k trilby,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:12,
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schweet
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:15,
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will definitely make an effort to get to one in the summer, when my days don't feel like seconds. I hand in my thesis on June 20, so anytime after that should be dandy.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:23,
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(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:51,
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You can't fix stupid, I guess.
What a bunch of maroons.
(roboticLoves you all, except for...,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:55,
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it's bollocks (meaning the pathetic complaining)
I try not to watch trailers these days anyway, because I feel that they've become such cynical adverts for movies that they consist almost solely of the best bits of the film, rather than being teasers. Going to see a movie on the back of seeing an awesome trailer tends to leave me extremely disappointed. I've written to my MEP about it, but nothing has come of it.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:56,
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But
if people truly enjoyed cinema they'd have researched the film first and discovered it was originally a west-end musical! Besides, everyone I know who's seen it said they didn't mind the singing that much.
(thyrfas in turf, but not,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:57,
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I dunno, I think it's a good point - the trailer didn't make it out
to be a musical.
This bit is funny though:
"Campaign group Stop Crude Advertising Material in Public (SCAMP) has also complained that the film's poster glorifies violence by showing star Johnny Depp brandishing a razor."
(chenobblerocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:59,
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hopefully this will lead to celebrity hairdressers being banned from television
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 16:02,
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Well, thank heavens it wasn't a yank for once
Nice to see some equal-opportunity stupid out there once in a great while...
(Heffreywants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:59,
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*spang!*
*still laughs though*
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:53,
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I was giggling like a loon on the bus trip to work this morning.
Other passengers were eyeballing me with trepidation. :)
(roboticLoves you all, except for...,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:57,
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That's right, it's Tracy Emin(em)
Good day all?
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:28,
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KILL IT!!!!!
Not too shabby, ta. You'sen?
(Geoff the ClownfishYou know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:29,
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I've had a a lazy day.
I only had two lessons this morning so i've just been lazing at school, eating and reading.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:30,
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My chemistry teacher's a spacker. We were just recaping rate reactions. Boring actually.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:36,
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it's nice that someone's found a job for him though
... not sure placing the education of our future chemists in the hands of people on day release is wise, you must live within the reagion of a very liberal or overspent Local Education Authority
I asked her a question today and she dithered over it for about 10 minutes with no answer, checked textbook and said, oh we don't do that bit yet! It seems like she just reads the section of the text book we're about to do before each lesson. It's really annoying.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:43,
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Ah, crap teachers
lowering the bar for everyone...
(Richy_Thundreds if not thousands of dollars,
Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:56,
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