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move over, na-tache-a...

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bnt what, me worry?, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)

got

milk?

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SiX and his hat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)

'STACHE

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McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)

I wander what she's been up to...

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)

Career progression.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)

I lol'd. irl.

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)

If you squint at that it looks like a little skyline.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)

I have a little skyline

410bhp twin turbo. Cars GMTFH ( now I have nothing actually to do with my horn )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)

bobbing for apples?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)

Haha

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)

Drinking milk. High in calcium. Milk. Udders, cow. Milk.

Sweet, sweet milk.

Or she's had some man-jazz squirted on her mushky.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)

drinking sherbert?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)

Choad-sherbert.

Choabert.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)

i went skiing with him once

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)

Like the cleaning of a house..it never ends.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)

Can we please stop

making me want to headbutt my lovely monitor?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)

bin

dun?

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bnt what, me worry?, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)

I love you captain

but I'm not climbing over her to get to you.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)

Floaty boats and all that.

I'd rather fuck me, personally.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)

I'm not saying you would not get it ;)

*amends surprise sex list*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)

Oh no mate.

I'm not having your Kaplinskipoxed willy anywhere near my tender young flanks, thank you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)

I fucking hate Natasha Kaplinski!

The cum-guzzling jizz-necking fucktard.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)

see compo pg. 5

it's not pretty, like our Kate is.

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bnt what, me worry?, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)

shitty fuck!

that image has been retouched so much she almost looks fit

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)

I think

its a pencil drawing.

edit:// or the digital equivalent.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)

meh

she's a tedious wankbag

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)

I love you Micto

but I would not climb over her to get to you.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)

good

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)

Cor

She gives me the raging horn, BUT THEN as I discovered earlier, an even fitter weather forecaster turned up

All whilst I was burning supper

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)

forecasters should be shot.

the ignorant cunts. Chesire, clear skies, blah blah, best place to see eclipse blah blah, wonderful, blah blah.
Well how does fucking freezing with a half set up telescope, overcast and fogging over sound? Blah blah. Cunts.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)

I'M FUCKING SORRY, ALRIGHT!

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)

S'prise Hug!

Also, hair cut disaster story, if you'd like to hear it.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)

best of all the hugs

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mutster101 fell over, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)

RAPE.

Good afternoon.

Dw, i make speeling mistakes all the time.

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)

he is ZOMGing her strap on, and not the hug, isn't he?

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mutster101 fell over, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)

Possibly.

T'is good though.
The picture that is, not anal rape.

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)

8" CLIT

/steroids.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)

:O imagine.

That'd be excellent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)

Haha

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)

YOU COULD WANK IT LIKE A PENIS.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)

I think that might hurt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)

As soon as I'd read all ^this

I glanced at this and was very very worried.

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)

Hallo.

Hahah I do, too. x]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)

How are you?

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

heh!

I have, on occasion, found my self saying 'zomg' in actual conversation, am I weird?

Yours,

MB, London

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McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)

i have too

i have also found it quite tricky to punch myself inthe face afterwards

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)

Would you like me to punch you in the face?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)

I've hired someone to do this

as I do an awful lot of stupid shit these days, it's somewhat necessary

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McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)

I've 'lolozrs' at work,

and got some strange looks!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)

SURPRISE PEGGING!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)

Yay hugs!

I'd like to hear the story!

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)

Well she said you can here it.

not hear it. Silly.

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)

Don't be pedantic. Christ!

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)

I was joking.

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)

So was I, did you not see my b3ta reference?

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)

Yes.

But i was being slowl

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)

Just because you love

him there is no need for deification

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)

Hahahah!

It was more blasphemy than anything

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)

hahhahaa i see what you did there

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mutster101 fell over, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)

Don't encourage him!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)

Hahah

You're the only one who didn't correct my grammar. For that, you get the story.
First the place was totally empty. And there was a gay looking laino and a shim working there. No one else. The shim called me over to cut my hair. I explained what I wanted and it seemed like she understood. Instead of trimming off a 1/2 inch and evening my bangs, she unevened my bangs even more and layered my hair all over. WHY!?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)

I don't know what those words mean

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)

Latino.

And a shim is a he-she.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)

I understand now!

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)

I get it..

she-him
shim!

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)

do you mean a transsexual

or a transvestite?

Ladyboy?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)

Oh right.

I am now scared to have mine cut.
*fears*

Does it really look that bad?

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)

Yes. It does.

www.flickr.com/photos/icanttellyou/2281932925/

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)

Oh shit!

Well it's not as bad as my current state of af-hairs!

Edit: To be perfectly honest, your hair doesn't look that bad, stop worrying. Besides, now you have a story to tell people :)

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)

How bad is yours?

EDIT: Thanks. I just don't like it. I don't wanna see it when it gets curly, though. >.< Heheh

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)

Well this is still slightly wet, and with mousse.

But I have no mousse in right now and there is so much hair! I should be getting it cut tomorrow. Not short, just tidier.

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)

It really don't look

as bad as you make it sound.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

I'm scared to upload a photo of how it is right now.

But it's bad.

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)

D'you have the kinda thick curly hair

that poufs out, like mine does?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

Yes. That!

I do, and it's annoying.

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

Oh god!

I know. And usually I'm too lazy to straighten mine so it's just wrong. Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)

what's a lation?

Laoitian? Lotion?

What's a shim?

Does it look alright though?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)

Well...

www.b3ta.com/board/8086097

And no. :[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)

lets see?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)

www.flickr.com/photos/icanttellyou/2281932925/

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)

What's wrong with it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)

I just hate it.

She was supposed to just trim it and she layered it. And you haven't seen how uneven the bangs are. But I'm hiding that. xp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)

i like it

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)

Oh thank you.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)

your welcome

but if you don't like it, gel it up into punky spikes!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:39, archived)

Hmm...

Wonder if it's short enough to stand up...

If I straighten it fully, I'll look like a demented Yuna. Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)

do it :D

i wanna see that too :D lol

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

What?

Demented Yuna? Or spikes? Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)

all 3 :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

Hahah

I'll try. Maybe put pics on Flickr. Dunno. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

I'd shoot her for that.

I would.

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)

It.

Cos it was a total shim. I just saying 'her', 'cos it was wearing lipstick.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)

I have no idea what this is all about.

Bangs? Shim? Laino? I am in Clockwork Orange?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)

Something about banging latinos, I think.

I might have skim-read it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)

fringe. she-male. latino.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)

'hear'

/sad twat

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)

best sort of hugs

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GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)

Yes.

Thank you for not correcting my idiocy. :]

How are you, fine sir?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)

Hear it.

FFS.

hugs. evening.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)

Yays!

Although they make me jump!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)

supprise bumsex

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)

Best kind of bumsex!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)

exit only!

no parking

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)

It's not a surprise when you get a gilted invite with Dale Winton's face on it.

It's that arse-hologram entry sticker I don't understand.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)

I own

your FACE

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SiX and his hat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)

silly emo! your supposed to yell STEALTH HUG! Then throw them to the floor in a loving embrace!

thats how you'd do it!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)

supprise

sex?

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SiX and his hat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)

Really?

*remembers*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)

yeah, i learned this at a juggling festival it must be true

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)

Hahah

okay. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:37, archived)

I have a mullet

and I get mocked for it

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)

Party Up Front

Business In Back

/FF5

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:37, archived)

SURPRISE HEIMLICH MANOEUVRE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)

AH!

*choke*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)

Her face is actually not bad at all.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

Prolly cause you can't see it.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)

this is the weakest entry, hello

(reggaereilly, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)

Well,

where do you start?

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..wil, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)

Its hitler! and he's ginger!

and a woman!

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)

*filesize reflex*

yup, i was right

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mutster101 fell over, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)

Phantom of The Opera

meets Face Off meets MS Paint

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)

you are a

condescending fucker

(reggaereilly, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)

Oooh!

Thanks!

I'm blushing now.

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)

I was talking to your mum

(reggaereilly, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)

Ooh thanks!

I'm blushing now! :$

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..wil, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)

Ha ha

MUM!

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)

DAUGHTERS!!

;)

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..wil, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

COMPO IT!

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)

julian clarey?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)

Apparently, juvenile drunks are a problem on the Serengeti as well

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)

Ar yu lookin' at me wife's spots..arl fackin ave ya!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)

Hi cockalorum!

I really need to pull my finger out and make some new woo yays.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)

Hi cockalorum!...?

The gun-cock will never be bettered.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)

It is a way of sayint "woo yay" to a "woo yay"

if the words "woo" and "yay" are used to respond to a "woo yay" existence as we know it could cease to exist and as reasonably intelegent people here (caewan excluded), we choose not to run that risk.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)

Ah, danke.

Mine biscuits are curdling.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)

just out of shot is a yummy cake

you can see her stuffing it into her face and he's like omg no thats my cake and takes it back, it had lots of jam in it :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)

Like, really. Dat cake was moine, gurlfriend.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)

weekiedeekididdlyde weekiedeekididdlyde weekiedeekididdlyde

bong bong de bong zzub zzub boing boing

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)

ha ha ha

wooupla!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)

I was drinking when i scrolled down to this.

I'm choking now :(

Edit: stopped. woo to your woo

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)

MY GOD!

THINK OF EXISTENCE AS WE KNOW IT BOY!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)

ahhhh, what a cutey

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)

and what is with all these thread deleters?

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McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)

Oh that's wrong!

Eep!

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..wil, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)

hahahaha... hooray for boozing animals!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)

Haha

Class

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)

Not real.

If it was a bottle of white lightening I might have fallen for it ;)

Woo! She looks lovely, but then they always do at that age. I tend to think they look more like skinny crack whores when they are older.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)

Happiness is working upon about two hundred images of Cheetahs

taken during an IOZ field study, and being paid for it :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)

Nice one Mr J

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)

Sorry for the size

folk.ntnu.no/alexanbj/optimus_prime.JPG

Had to be posted! :P

(superheroparty in trondheim norway)

(Spng, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

You silly fucking cock.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

Haha

fucking cock. I wish I still had one of those, instead of the pissing model I have these days.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)

Not just me then!

And she asks me If i've gone off sex!!!

/tmi

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)

You had your fun - let the fella have a well-deserved rest

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)

No it fucking didn't

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

And I pity those with a low resolution.

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)

i have a fairly high res and still can't see it all on one screen

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)

why cant you see it on screen 2 or 3?

you kids...

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)

fitted fine on my screen

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)

It was all the way over there < to all the way over there >

*points* on mine

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)

I reckon I can always win this one

as I have a 32" in this room and a 43" in the other purely for PC monitor purposes.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)

i was going to get a projector and project my pc out onto some 50foot trees in my back garden

but i couldn't be bothered

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)

My grandad has a 50" tv, I'd love to see b3ta on that.

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)

Neither can I.

I'm on 1280x1024

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)

WHAT DID I MISS?

WAS IY PRoN?

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McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)

some guy in in his mums jog suit dressed like a robot

with the words "~~i love horses~~ don't worry i'm from the internet" it was unshopped but it was a rather fetching blouse

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)

phwoar

'wanks'

'edit' - ewww, I take it back, what the shuddering fuck??

'edit part deux' - heh, his username says SPANG (almost)

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McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)

get a twirly swivel chair and do a catherine wheel...

GET AWAY FROM ME! ARGH!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)

please link this HUGE image

or face the ignorances!
edit : now its gone completely! :o

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)

Link it

or learn to optimise

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)

That image is the same size as bloody Norway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)

is there a difference between actual Norway and bloody Norway?

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mutster101 fell over, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)

bloody norway.

Where bloody Norwegian idiots with stupid fucking image sizes live.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)

i did wonder if it was some version of Norway where Vikings and Valkyries were still stomping about bloodying up the place

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mutster101 fell over, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)

Humnah.

hopefully.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)

had a feeling you'd like that idea

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mutster101 fell over, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)

There aren't many I don't.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)

i had noticed

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mutster101 fell over, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)

No you are not

and no it did not.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)

Jesus!

(londoner, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)

hmm?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)

Sorry for

Size again...

(Spng, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)

resize or fuck off

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)

I love it when you get millitant.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)

Well I did offer a choice :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)

In Soviet Russia, choice makes YOU.

Now pistolwhip me.

Edit- Fine, I'll beat myself up then. You'll have to find someone else to take part in your sordid mental games.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)

I was expecting horses in that link...

Maybe I'm paranoid...

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)

What the fuck?

THE FUCK WHAT?

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)

Oh, and i'm going to save that and make it smaller to use as a "fail" image.

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)

FUCK THE WOUND

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)

Fuck!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)

NO.

NO.

NO.

FUCKING NO.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)

don't want to goto fucking rehab

do do do do

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)

You've gayed up the whole thread, SkUG, I hope you're happy.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)

i'm currently singing along to rob zombie

in the back of his dragular! do do do
*head bangs*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)

You may've nearly rescued yourself.

I'm gonna have to dig out my Rob Zombie CD now. Weeeee!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)

I CAN'T FIND IT. OH NO.

But I did find some old AC/DC, Queensryche and In Flames I forgot I had in the 'music from my younger youth' pile.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)

fuck fuckering fuck fucker

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)

That's...um...a trifle large...

But just a bit.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)

That's about ten times wider than my computer

Is it important? I can't see what it is.

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)

No.

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)

you utter fuckwit

if you know it's big, make it a link

or better, don't fucking bother

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)

Fucking hell

i have the same phone.
That sucks.

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)

It's vanished now :S

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)

Don't worry.

i saved it.

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)

\o/ You beaut

I wasn't quick enough. I'm sure it will be back though.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)

If you want it, i'll upload it.

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)

I saved it too

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)

My life is now complete.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)

I like this.

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)

I'm not sure what's going on here because I see no picture

but not one to miss out on things I would like to say...
ARSE!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)

haha you made me giggle

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)

Your sig did the same for me

Lorraine gets into a lot of song lyrics.

My fave is "I've been kissed on the nose by Lorraine".

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)

Lordy!

Who did he kill again!? :o

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..wil, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)

is that you?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)

Hooray!

Do any of your limbs work?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)

one wonders what colour

the pubes are...

(londoner, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)

Black

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)

Such certainty!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)

Always matches the eyebrows, Sah.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)

See, the man knows.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)

But he is wrong.

I have two-tone pubes.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)

too much too young?

edit: fuck you all, that was comedy gold

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)

blonde and brown?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)

Yup.

Normal pube colour above the tackle, blonde below.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)

Sometimes I impress myself so very much.

Please tell me I get a prize.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)

~~impress~~ frot

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mutster101 fell over, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)

Over the thought of Manley's two tone pubic hair?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)

wouldn't surprise me

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mutster101 fell over, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)

I wouldn't give him the satisfaction.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)

fair point

*retracts allegation*

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mutster101 fell over, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)

I have a similar arrangement,

but it's more of a grey underneath. I dread to think what it'll be like when I'm older.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)

Oh holy fucking christ.

You look like a Zooom ice-lolly then?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)

Yes, he definately knows his pubes!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)

what if thye have no eyebrows?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)

pube-free, natch.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)

hmm

*ponders*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)

hahaha

my brother has a similar problem
blonde hair
black eyebrows
ginger beard

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)

Is he a demon?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)

What colour pubes?

I can't believe I just asked that.

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

I have a ginger beard

stupid genetic revenge

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

:D Now this I've got to see.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

your father is ginger

and your mother is european

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)

now go away

before i taunt you a second time

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)

Darling?

Yes?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)

Every colour in the rainbow.

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)

Black.

Edit: piss.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)

one bloody well doesn't wonder

TJ: I'm of a mind to draw a fat ninja, but he shall need a name, and I'm stumped.

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mutster101 fell over, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)

Fatty?

Fatty the fat ninja?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

Jebsley.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

as long as it's not

fat ninja of love you should be ok

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)

lol wtf?

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mutster101 fell over, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)

b3tan bovine

www.richardtingley.co.uk

he';s ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)

Roy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)

Shaved.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)

A new colour that has not been seen before.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

Henry's getting about a bit these days

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)

haha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)

oooh micto's got teeshirts!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)

yeah

the doctor's prescribed me a lotion

edit: is that subtle cock in the pic deliberate?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:48, archived)

I hope he's not threatening you with a hose.

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)

I thought you said horse then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)

i read that as 'hose'

...hang on

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)

Wishful thinking?

You just want me to talk about semiphallic objects.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)

I have a large spot on my forehead that I only noticed when taking photographs.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)

Is that Zach Braff?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)

I have not named it yet.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)

Name it - THE PASSION OF THE BRIE.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)

nah Zach Braff's prettier than that

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mutster101 fell over, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)

Garden State = Pretentious shite.

Anyone who disagrees is either a cunt or a Spaniard.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)

hola signor!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)

hey, don't knock the Spaniards, they're lovely

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mutster101 fell over, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)

y tu mama tambien!

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dingochutney *parp*, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)

If you hadn't pointed it out I'd not have noticed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)

what?

his facial hair? I know. I've seen gypsy peg sellers with more facial hair than that. And bigger tits.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)

No, I know his facial hair well.

I've spent ages getting rid of it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)

Put some weight on man!

Skin and bone!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)

I can't see it.

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)

above eyebrow on left hand side

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)

ooh yeah christ that's massive

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mutster101 fell over, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)

It isn't in real life,

I just caught it wrong with the flash.

It's on the right side though.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

your right

my left :p

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)

oh right

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)

That's not a spot

It's a boil.

stop being a good looking bastard.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)

haha

Don't get gay for Manley. It just won't do old chap.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)

It's not gay.

It's, ermmm. It's... but that beard, for fuck's sake!

Giggedy giggedy giggedy gooooo! Alll-right.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)

He will insist.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)

Is that me?

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Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)

Too much Lemmy on the board today.

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)

that's not pleasing to the eye enough to be lemmy

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)

You so fucking fancy me.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)

that is a horrific shirt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)

I have a massive selection of horrific shirts.

I wear them to see who compliments me.

2 people told me how much they liked my beard today.

Fools.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)

Subtle cock? hahah no - as in the original

NASA has a sense of humour after all

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)

shuttle cock?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)

they cdc'ed mars!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)

I think they win.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)

^this

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mutster101 fell over, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)

Hahah brilliant!

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)

:D hehe!

Excellent.

*smoosh* hello gorgeous.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)

'allo Twreacle

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:48, archived)

How's it going?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)

Nobbad

Just ate some Peach Melba Müsli and I'm sitting here listening to Just A Minute on BBC 4

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:50, archived)

I've listened to three Bob Dylan songs

two unprompted, and now I'm listening to Deftones. After Deftones it shall be Sinatra.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)

NO! Not the Sinatra! Are you mad? You'll destroy us all!

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mutster101 fell over, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)

the sinatra is good

almost as good as the martin

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

Unprompted Dylan eh?

I listened to some 80s stuff on the way home this eve

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)

Excellent!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)

is he throwing a stick for

the Mars rover to fetch??

woo sir :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:48, archived)

Haha! Hes EVERYWHERE

and ANYWHERE.

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:48, archived)

Oh Dix! This is rather gorgeous!

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:50, archived)

Ello nekkid lad :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)

I was innocently taking a pic of my kettle!

That fact it was shiny and i had no clothes on is neither here nor there!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)

If you're lucky, you'll have missed my 5000 a few posts later.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)

*steps into the tardis*

FURBALL!

Congrats :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)

fuck.

will somebody please corroborate my feeling that this is Mickey Rooney?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)

~~Mickey~~ Wayne

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mutster101 fell over, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)

If it were Wayne Rooney,

he would have forgotten to put his helmet on.
and his head would be splatted everywhere.

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)

I do believe I said this the other night.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)

:) lovely sig

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)

I was amusing myself earlier singing this.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)

Look, it's a car

CFB

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)

DAVE!

I missed you Dave.

Is it a SAAB?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)

this /\

+ plane noises

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)

^ with Heathrow skidding sounds

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)

Yes, Dave we know you do planes as well*

*As well as mofaha!!!

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)

Dave!

Woo :)

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)

FLYING CARR

Woo!

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)

Mr. Usaji likes him smooth

(hank splendid I is an bleedin' robot, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)

*wanks*

*weeps*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)

No change there, then.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

Pffffaaahahaha!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

Hahaha!

click

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

hahahah

fucking ace!
*click*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

Hahah yay!

Edit:

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

Placeholder poster!

*points*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

ris?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)

Lemmy

See?

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)

not really

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)

The moustache and the unsightly facial blemishes.

I would have done the forehead one but Domo doesn't really have a forehead

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)

I saw it straight away

and I am not one to be overly polite to reptiles.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)

Reptiles?

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhahhhah crikey!

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

ha ha ha ha

he looks like a hairy bollock now

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)

I was once chased thirty miles by one of those...*

*May contain lies

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)

i once took a wrong turning and got lost on my bike (before mobile phones)

and went 30 miles out of my way to get home :)
about 60 miles that day!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)

That's gonna sting!!

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)

WOO!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)

winner

*clicks*

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connor, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)

Faes hair pt:2.

Before you say: "OMG PEAROAST LOL" I should clarify that this is a totally new drawing to the last, which can be seen here.

Also, I'll assume you're all bored with these type of things now, so I figure I'll stop posting them for a while.

Just before that though, here's a version I tried to colour:

It's like 350kb though, so watch out.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)

Eeeee! I wish it really was that pretty.

you're getting better and better at this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)

I am!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)

Pretty, pretty princess.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)

I have a comedy pointy beard.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)

Is this a 'tell and show'

or just a 'tell' thing?

Because now I want to see what's so comical.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

I'd have to take a photograph and I am too idle.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)

Well then give me an idea.

NOT through the medium of dance.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)

Fucking hell!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)

I know, moon on a stick.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)

thats not the moon on a stick, thats a cardboard cut out of the moon on a stick!

CHICKEN LOLLYS!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)

You're on that fruity crack, aren't you?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)

curious orange?

im tired and my eyes keep closing

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)

i had a pubic mostache once

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)

I have a beard in a comedy

hamtouching picture.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)

I like that ham.

(

ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)

I had to go to the shop myself

to get that reconstituted pig filth. My wife refused to buy it for me and I wanted a value ham for international hug a ham day.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)

I only hope you burnt it before any of it got eaten.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)

I did not even

feed it to the dog.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)

If you did, I'd call the RSPCA.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:48, archived)

My stepdad's from Yorkshire, and hates to part with any amount of money

so we had to deal with that stuff for god knows how long.
Mum has a new boyfriend now, and he earns more, too. So we now have real ham.

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:48, archived)

Oi! I'm from Yorkshire

I see your point!
carry on.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)

Nothing against Yorkshire peoples!

(

ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)

comp it

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)

I think it's niiice.

And taaaaaaa.

Only took 2 hours, instead of 3 and a half for the last one, so luckily I'm getting quicker too.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)

Excellent!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)

That is ace!

Woo

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)

OMG PEAROAST LOL

I'm not bored.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)

Shouldn't you be in jail after doing in them five whores?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)

What?

I look nothing like PC Stamp.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)

No, but you do have "a posse" and are therefore "Steve Wright" the "whore killer"

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)

I don't have a posse.

I don't even have a horse.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)

You have a metal horse.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)

And smashing taste in trousers.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)

And a better pirate outfit than me.

This is all sorts of wrong.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)

you fucker

now i've got bon jovi inmy head

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)

I am listening to Bob Dylan, as I have been told to.

/obedient mode.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)

obey me

and get some david Sylvian in you woman.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)

U R RONG.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)

Don't stop posting because people get bored.

I'm sure people are bored to death of the crap I post : )

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)

Nah, you do funnies!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)

woo yay, now do her pubes!

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)

Nah!

~~She hasn't got enough to make it worthwhile.~~ That would be wrong.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

it would be .....urm.....artistic?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)

*gets out camera*

*gets out camouflage*

*wriggles along the floor towards Fae*

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Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

You cannot hide down there,

she's only 7" tall herself.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)

Midgets piss me off!

/South Park

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Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)

i thought it was french people?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)

Not in the NAMBLA episode.

"I am 8 inches"
"8 inches, are you a midget? Sorry I don't like midgets, midgets piss me off. Sad smiley face."

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Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)

i've not watched that since they stopped killing kenny

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)

I believe that one was season 6.

OHHHH GOSHH. I do loves me Saaaf Paerrrrk.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:48, archived)

So THAT'S why you've got your boots on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)

Judging by the last pic I saw you post that makes you either 8" tall or in possession of a minor.

Or a miner. Whichever of the two has blue eyes and a gub full o' bell-end.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)

I have blue eyes.

But alas, no bell end in my mouth.

I can't talk for his nibbs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)

Oh, I tells ya. He am ADDICTED to getting the wom, moist lips of a newly shipped

sla.., I mean "newcomer" to moisten the bell of what is, aftah all, thah mastah's helmet. Moisten it, sistah.

Mum, I'm scared. I keep typing nonsense.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)

needs more face

is ace, but needs a face

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)

There isn't one in the photo

I was taking hair pictures for him, you see.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)

thats a niche porn market if ever there was one

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)

Have you seen the one he did of me holding the cup of tea after Lotney was born?

I thought he made my beard look like I was a graphic designer, bu the hair is amazing!

Actually, I am only assuming that unpronouncable is a he.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)

He is.

He's got lovely long locks.

Show me this image please. And stop calling her Lotney!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)

That's really nice, that is.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)

the cold dead eyes of a killer

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)

cheers!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:48, archived)

KITTY.

:D Super!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)

I was asleep in that photo.

still holding a cup to my lips, though.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

I oft wake up up find a bottle of Vimto on my face.

It's surreal.

(

Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)

That's very nice.

Mind if I send you a picture, if I can find a suitable one?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)

You most certainly can.

C_kick requested, C_kick got:

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Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)

JESUS?

(

Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)

If she sent a picture with her face I would've drawn it :)

(

Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)

Can you do her pubes?

Can I do her pubes?

Woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)

It's worth a go.

*gets out tablet in anticipation*

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Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)

Not one b3tan has ever seen my ladyness.

Unless Micto, Saccharin or Dixon did something to me whilst I was asleep.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)

Of course they did.

Silly.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)

you'll never truly know

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)

It's worrying me now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)

Your style is amazing and i want your hands

in a completely non weird, non stalky way.

(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)

back in wales, land of the suicide

and so, to bed.
night all!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)

Oh.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)

oh?

www.b3tards.com/u/ca314d7f147f823b0290/arrrr.jpg
Have that. because its so terrible.
Not what you did, the conversation is terrible.

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)

suicide is so selfish

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)

But painless.

/M*A*S*H

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)

ahh what used to be on before that?

was it night rider or the littlest hobo?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)

No.

Both of those are too modern to have been on before M*A*S*H

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)

littlest hobo isn't

and he could have been watching mash repeats

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)

aye the repeats it was

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)

would / have

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mugatu, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH BOTOX GIRL!

And happy b3taday mof- oh sorry wrong person! :P

Edit: Do you have the .gif?

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)

what gif may that be? I've just got the still jpg of botox girl...

(

mugatu, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)

Bugger.

There's an animation of her with her unchanging face as she has photos taken with lots of different people.
It's brilliant!

(

ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)

to me!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)

(

mugatu, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)

Mario!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)

SCARED

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)

To you...

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)

Christ that's one ugly baby.

nice set of teeth though...

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)

The one at the back

reminds me of Dave Brock

(

ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)

ITS just so scarey.

But gets funnier as you look at it.

(

Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:50, archived)

This New E4 Drama is Shit

(__, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)

Hahah

but why have you made it a gif?

(

ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)

Didn't mean to.

Quick and dirty on MS Paint, saved as a gif and couldn't redo it :\

(__, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)

FIAL

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)

arf

but they're all in school aren't they?
never watched it as due to this shameless is now shite

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)

not being in britain

i have no idea what this is. but having been downloading the current series of shameless i can confirm that it's total bobbins.

(

boris the spider, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)

skins.

paul abbot's latest tv series which he left manchester and moved to bristol to film
as a result he no longer has anything to do with the production or writing of shameless, since he left it got shit

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)

im one of the very few who actually like it

and i still laughed

(

Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 1:34, archived)

Tht's bloody ace.

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)

Their distinctive handlebar moustaches gave away the VC

Edit: Guess I shouldn't listen to the Dead Kennedys while trying to come up with compo ideas

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coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)

needs more razor

and that guy is dead, why'd they kill him?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)

Moustache

Some people like them not.

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coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)

this is war soldier

PEOPLE DIE

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)

sometimes people should be shot

but war is not the answer

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)

i was saying that in the voice of

Patrick Warburton.

Whilst Vietnam was a collossal failure, and the UK and its allies have not been involved in a just war since WWII. sometimes there are no other alternatives. unfortunately those alternatives seem to be brushed under the carpet too much these days

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

You fucking mong

the UK and its allies have not been involved in a just war since WWII ?

Bosnia?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)

I played in that one

It was fun/hairy/awful

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)

Glad you made it home safe and sound geezer

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

cheers.

But OP GRANBY ( liberation of Kuwait ) was better. We got to kick off the whole shebang.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)

A worthy piece of liberation

and field testing of NATO weaponry; you can't really go wrong if it's on the armed forces of a dictatorship

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:48, archived)

I was going to mention Kosovo as well.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)

nah

we shoulda just nuked em, ;)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)

fuck off.

Some of us need our playtime without you miserable buggers taking all the fun ( ground deployment ) out of it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)

No, that's the US attitude.

I served with the Czech forces in Bosnia, we did a lot of good.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)

UNPROFOR ?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)

Haha

I admire your simplicity, they probably wouldn't :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)

falklands conflict ?

(JadeFalcon, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)

war is always the answer.

Now, what's the fucking question and where is my gun? ( My wife is a miserable cow who won't let me go back to freelance in Iraq. )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)

Wars should be faught in halo3 big match games.

(

Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)

oh noes!

powercut - loffle

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)

WTF lag????

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)

/kick

ha ha im admin*

* i've never played halo3

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

I ADMIN IRL

*Me neither

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

LOL u lost!

oil now plx.

*i only play to insult americans.

(

Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

may i suggest this retort

"we invented time" GMT - end of discussion

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)

hahaha!

brilliant!

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)

Why yes i am

thanks for noticing :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)

HAHAH.

not.

(

Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)

Nick Ni...

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

Somehow this makes the pic worse!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:18, archived)

is that alan titsmarsh?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)

gets my vote for mayor

but only if he grows this:

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)

ha ha he is the milkybar kid!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)

AYCYFP?

(

Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)

yes

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)

ooh-oh-oh-oooh

'ow's about that, then, kiddies?
the bands, name, is
shawaddy. waddy

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)

Hehe, Hugh Dennis, get off Micto's B3ta account

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)

this made me laugh more than micto's post

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)

that is usually the case

unfortunately

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)

I feel bad now.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)

i'm feeling my balls

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)

excuse me...

those are NOT your balls

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)

Now I feel much better.

Are they covered with a delicate gossamer of gingerness?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)

well, pubes anyway

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)

Gorgeous.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)

Are you paying too much for your car insurance?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)

nope

I'm uninsured

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)

£165 (oh and i don't pay tax on my car either nuur)

fully comp and im *counts* 26 :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)

I save nearly £200 on mine!!!

But still not as cheap as yours!

/lives in a less desirable area

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)

i went on that comparethemarket.con

and they quoated me £400 - pfft
£160 when you do it yourself

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)

Hmmm

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)

thats some spookyily smooth animatics!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)

I don't even know where to begin.

Beautiful.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)

I love this!

And I want it's babies! :D

(

..wil, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)

"Got... er.. oh... haha... er... erm.. haha.. of course... silly me.. MILK, of course. Haha. Obviously."

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)

I R SPAMMING YR BORD

sorry
www.cafepress.com/micto

buy! buy! buy!

:D

here have a picture:

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)

Prittyful!!!

(

Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)

I'll have a cheeseburger

and can you put chips in instead of cheese?
ta!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)

cor!

that sounds rather nice

like an extreme meat chip butty

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)

i once invented the ultimate burger

i think it had about 16 layers - i will make one, one day!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)

we went to a diner for my 25th birthday

i had a 1/2 pound cheeseburger, and doubled the meat for an extra quid

1 whole pound of browned greasy flesh, with chips

then i went home and broke the toilet

some kid burnt my neck, i didn't like it

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)

I have a pound of browned greasy flesh if you're interested.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)

you wish

more like an ounce

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)

I hereby take back my offer.

Me and my ounce will go elsewhere.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

Naughty

*saves*
*buys*

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)

DUED

U STOL THAT DZINE FROM A WEBSIET

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)

Happy candleness mofaha!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)

Cheers :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)

ya i did

and the guy who did make it is a cock

LOL

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)

Now my shirt

a guy on another forum made it

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy b3tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)

Cheers mate :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)

But did you ask the creators of Manuel?

Cleese and booth?

Don't want'cha gettin' in no trouble.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)

Worthy spam for once

good luck with that fella

~~*reaches credit card*~~ *just ordered* :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)

I will definitely buy, but in march if you don't mind

I'm fucking brassic.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)

hairy muff

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)

QUNT!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)

Oooh this is nice

Looks a bit like Frida Kahlo, but I know it's not.

Woo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)

i can see up your nose

also there is an anteater hiding in this image :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)

...and a seal

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)

now i see it!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)

I see no anteater.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)

I think it's the mouth

Howdy :D

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:18, archived)

this /\

howdy you two *waves*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)

Ahh

Hahah I'm just about to leave to get my hair cut, but I'll be back in like a couple hours. :D

Also, HOWDY SkUG!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)

I doubt i'll be here

I was off school today because I went to the doctor's and he suggested I get some sleep because I might have asthma and it's been keeping me up.
So mum wants me in bed by half 10 for the next week :(

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)

easy!

don't get up till 2pm :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)

On a school day?

I was meant to be going to see a play tonight, for drama, but mum says that if I have a day off school, even if it's just for rest, I can't go out.
Utter bollocks. One of the things that can trigger it is stress, and there's so much going on right now. :(

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)

can i say something?

don't bother stressing over anything
school is crap, and GCSE's don't mean alot nowadays, and if on the fluke that you should fail anything, you can simply take the course again in college and be treated like a human being

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)

Nicely

as always

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)

Hey there Mr. Blue...

(hank splendid I is an bleedin' robot, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)

Sky!

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)

CEILING GOD IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE

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Cae1, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)

i can't help but see his little arms holding hands and a big fat budda belly

woo for cloudpeople!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)

This is good.

I saw a cloud that looked like the Cadbury's Caramel rabbit once. Mind you, I was off my fucking mash on purple ohms and Merrydown.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)

One from the archives....

_{_{Kudos to all who get the image source}}

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thiswasmyclone, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)

:D hahahaha!

I KICK ARSE FOR THE LORD!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:58, archived)

i love the lawn mower scene!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)

*BRAINDEAD*

FUCK YES!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)

Course!

Haven't seen that in years and bad taste for that matter!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)

I'd love to see him make an epic splatterfest movie again.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)

Oh Yes!

With a huuuuuge budget!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)

Oh yes, oh yes.

Planet Terror was fucking awesome.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)

this /\

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)

a good film (one i really enjoy)

is called "body parts" anyone else seen it?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)

I just googled that

and HAHAHA OH MY GOD!
That's so over the top!
I really want to see that!

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)

oh hell yes

'clicks'

edit - isn't that the film with the huuuge deathcount at the hands of a lawnmower?

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McBadger COW, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)

Yes. The first time I saw that, I just thought...hoooly shiiit.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)

i laughed so hard when i saw that

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)

I was just astounded by the level of work that must have gone into it.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)

i love the lightbulb through the head too!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)

Fuckin hell, that film hasn't been topped for sheer gory insanity.

Horror, plus humour is always more disturbing imo.

I need to buy it now.
:D

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)

what was that zombie film where the guy gets the top of his big head cut off by the helicopter blades?

and has anyone else seen "body parts"? its about a murderer who died and they used all his limbs / head on people who had lost their bits and bobs and he goes back to get all his bits and bobs back :D its great!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)

isn't that Dawn of the Dead?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

maybe - not sure i always forget

i've got bodyparts on tape but no tv or tape player - lol

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)

knowing that that's Belinda Todd, a TV presenter from the 80s-90s, adds another layer of humour.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)

that's the one

and this bit:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnivusYReKY

My favourite film punch EVAR! :D

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thiswasmyclone, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)

Fucking hell.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)

Hahahah!

That's ace!

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ClanSoul, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)

This is amazing

FP this.

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)

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