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# maths gcse in an hour :|


wish me fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:03, archived)
# good luck
if you don't forget your name, then you should pass...

seriously, good luck - maths is my nemesis; only got a B and never took it any further (should have done though)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:07, archived)
# PROTIP:
The answer is six.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:11, archived)
# Good luck!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:14, archived)
# eh?
gcses in march? madness I tells ya
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:15, archived)
# Have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:17, archived)
# 'ningles stranger
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:22, archived)
# 'ello Joe!
Hows things?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:32, archived)
# not too shabby
for a monday, ta
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:35, archived)
# Speaking as someone who knows maths GCSE papers intimately
It's a piece of piss this year

I've said too much already
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:21, archived)
# *wishes luck*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:22, archived)
# Shouldn't need luck.
You should be able to do it on skill alone.

Then again, it is Maths...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:35, archived)
[challenge entry] They always have tried for world domination haven't they?


First ever image entry: yep
seams: yep
Used Paint: yep
Crap: yep

/goes back to lurking
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:13, archived)
# well that ticks all my boxes.
 
HEIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:21, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS
i just had an image idea. wait for it...

THE POST-IT GOAT. and the image would be a goat/post-it combo. or a goat with a post-it stuck on its nose. or a post-it with a drawing of a goat on it.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:27, archived)
# or a post-it with a goat up its nose
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:35, archived)
# GOAT-ON-A-POST?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:40, archived)
# GOAT-IS-A-POPE?
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:50, archived)
# A GOAT IS A FILTHY ANIMAL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 7:02, archived)
# THEY USED EVERY PART OF THE GOAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 7:03, archived)
# IT WAS ALL HOLY.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 7:13, archived)
# THE EFFECT OF GOATS ON YOUNG PEOPLE,
IS TO TURN THEM INTO DEVIL WORSHIPPERS;
TO STIMULATE SELF-EXPRESSION THROUGH SEX;
TO PROVOKE LAWLESSNESS;
IMPAIR NERVOUS STABILITY AND DESTROY THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE.

GOATS ARE AN EVIL INFLUENCE ON THE YOUTH OF OUR COUNTRY.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 7:39, archived)
# NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER
NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER NYER
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:57, archived)
# or a goat in a sitcom
whose wacky behavior consists of sticking post-its on everything
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:44, archived)
# this is good thinking
what about a post - 'i.t' goat. who has gotten over the novelty of information technology and is now interested in other things.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:54, archived)
# A more "urban" theme perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 7:00, archived)
# ?
Whats a Nubian?
(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:36, archived)
# or a post-'it' goat
whose ahead-of-its-time intellect has advanced him far beyond our primitive concept of 'it'-- he uses new pronouns such as 'kug' and 'fep'
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 7:06, archived)
# Or a POS-tit goat
that flashes her udders at every point of sale.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 7:11, archived)
# this one's way too cerebral for me
I give up
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 7:17, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:52, archived)
# well,
I'm awake now, that's for sure.
Apparently the faqabteilung had a late night, so you're safe..
:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 7:54, archived)
# early morning drive-by posting
have a kitty from the darkplace.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:23, archived)
# I SEE CAT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:25, archived)
# EYE CONTAINS PHOSPHORS
We're talking phosphors.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:31, archived)
# From the google:
www.elmettechnologies.com/products/images/triband_phosphors.png
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:32, archived)
# Yeah, Andy and Lou both think it's the phosphors too.
Lou was a scientist before she retired so I'm pretty sure she's right here.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:39, archived)
# Can I give you some advice?
Don't tell them about the shitrags during dinner. Jack and Sarah got real funny about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:45, archived)
# Ittybitty laughed very hard about the shitrags and thinks gronkpan is a good writer.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:48, archived)
# TELL HER THANKS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:00, archived)
# we are excited to know more, and also a little afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:02, archived)
# Yeah me too.
IT'S ALL RATHER OMINOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:03, archived)
# THIS MEANS I HAVE SUCCEEDED.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:03, archived)
# TITILLATION: INITIATED.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:06, archived)
# SHITRAGS BLOG: UPDATED.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:11, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:01, archived)
# WHAT!?!?!
AND NOT BLESS THE MEAL IN THE NAME OF THE BLESSED SHITRAGS!!!!!!
THE TENT WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH THE FLAPS OF MIGHTY CLOTH!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:50, archived)
# Oh, I've told everyone about the shitrags.
Andy and Lou were at the cafe when I called them; I was on the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:52, archived)
# Hahaha
OH HAI ANDY AND LOU. YOU GOT A MINUTE? I'M JUST TAKIN A DUMP AND I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SHITRAGS.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:59, archived)
# They said something about "polite company" and hung up.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:02, archived)
# Well that's not very polite.
Ironic really.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:05, archived)
# Yeah, I was going to call them back and say as much but then I dropped a really big log and my mind went to other places.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:06, archived)
# its cos kitty is elemental
silver face
tungsten whiskers
one iron eye
one phosphors eye
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:35, archived)
# NOW YOU SEE XERXES.
 
www.dailykitten.com/archives/1662-xerxes.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:56, archived)
# THERE HE IS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:58, archived)
# PRAISE HIM.
 
I have devoted some time this afternoon to imaging the sound that cat might make.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:01, archived)
# ROOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:04, archived)
# RRAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:05, archived)
# On that note, I'm off home.
SEE YOU ALL IN ABOUT HALF AN HOUR.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:07, archived)
# NnnhhNNOOOUwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:08, archived)
# some of the rest of that time I have also been reading violentacres:
 
www.violentacres.com/archives/142/human-nature-makes-people-assholes-not-the-internet
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:10, archived)
# SHITCOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:18, archived)
# I find myself agreeing with her an awful lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:21, archived)
# ^seconded
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:34, archived)
# SHE SPEAKS THE TRUTH.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:52, archived)
# ROBODEATHKITTY
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:31, archived)
# BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:40, archived)
# Glow in the dark bacon
Anyone else ever left bacon 2 weeks over its sell by date and then looked at it in a dark room.

The edges were glowing green like a haloween skeleton...

ANy scientific reason B3tans know for this anomoly? Or is my theory that S*I*S*U*R*'S is selling the knock off Korean "hybrid jellyfish and pig GM" bacon repackaged as Wiltshire bacon true at all? :P

Regards, Knifeh
(knifeh and Mrs Knifeh discovered radioactive bacon!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:16, archived)
# Wow
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:20, archived)
# !
I know, I'll post Pics if I can get a camera that pics it up. It's currently sat in the cupboard under the sink. I want to see if I leave it longer if ALL the bacon glows, not just the edges.
(knifeh and Mrs Knifeh discovered radioactive bacon!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:21, archived)
# Maybe they fed the pig a lot of phosphor.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:23, archived)
# Phosphor
Reckon that could be a legit reason? Maybe excess phosphor in the pigs food or something?
(knifeh and Mrs Knifeh discovered radioactive bacon!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:27, archived)
# Yeah, prolly the phosphor.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:27, archived)
# Yeah, I asked Jack and Sarah.
They're saying phosphors. We're all thinking phosphors here.

Edit: yeah, it's checking out. Looking increasingly like phosphors.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:29, archived)
# Here I did a search
on the google.
www.naturallighting.com/images/vita_lite_phosphors.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:31, archived)
# Yeah I'm pretty sure that means it's phosphors.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:38, archived)
# I looked up bacon on the google
there sure is a lot of it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:38, archived)
# Jack and Sarah went home.
I told them about the shitrags during dinner. I tried to get them to imagine the smell. They said they hate me now. PEOPLE SURE ARE STRANGE.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:40, archived)
# A PIG IS A FILTHY ANIMAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:42, archived)
#
We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:47, archived)
# A HUMAN IS AN EVIL ANIMAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:48, archived)
# I didn't tell you
Lima has added morning coffee to his routine. He sits and looks at me when I get the beans out of the fridge in the morning, and when I've filled up the grinder I throw a bean on the floor and he flips it with his paw and chases it around the room.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:57, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwww!
 
HUNTAR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:02, archived)
# Wow
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:23, archived)
# That's quite the post you've got going on there.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:21, archived)
# tyvm
Not posted on the mainboard ever, but I thought B3ta would be interested in radioactive bacon...
(knifeh and Mrs Knifeh discovered radioactive bacon!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:22, archived)
# Radioactive bacon isn't all that interesting to us, to be honest.
Phosphoric bacon, well that's a different story.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:11, archived)
# Photo's
Either way, when the missus wakes up I'll try and steal her camera to make a vid or take come pics. Could be interesting :)
(knifeh and Mrs Knifeh discovered radioactive bacon!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:32, archived)
# This pops up on a search
www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/3777/
edit:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudomonas_fluorescens
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:34, archived)
# boredom strikes
at the knees of my uni work.

(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:14, archived)
# A friend of mine made a tshirt out of post-its once.
He won a good amount of money for it, too.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:25, archived)
# Is that candle jack?
crap I said his name
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:36, archived)
# Que?
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:47, archived)
# He's a popular troll meme.
Popular with trolls, to be more exact.
And as such, is often filtered on forums.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:59, archived)
# I like those.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:42, archived)
# These are good.
I wish there was a click for big.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:48, archived)
# if there were a big to click
it would be all blurry

as my camera is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 4:34, archived)
# I agree!
EROTIC PICTURE
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 4:38, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 4:43, archived)
# TAKE THESE EGGS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 4:44, archived)
# TAKE THESE BROKEN EGGS AND LEARN TO FRY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 4:51, archived)
# We'd all love to change your egg.
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 4:57, archived)
# I AM THE EGG EGG
*has dead dog's egg for tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:08, archived)
# That would be one tough game of hide and seek.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 4:40, archived)
# HERE WE STUDY THE ASS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 4:40, archived)
# HAHAHA.
FUCKKKKK I LAUGHED LIKE A FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 4:42, archived)
# STUDY: THE ASS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 4:44, archived)
# RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 4:45, archived)
# ASS PANTS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 4:54, archived)
# IF I DO --IT GETS VERY STUDY.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 4:46, archived)
# Fuckin' hell you're really going for it tonight.*
Stupid time in the morning :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 4:42, archived)
# I'm going to start one more,
don't know if I'll finish it, I'm kind of tired.

Edit: no, fail, I'm too tired.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 4:44, archived)
# EGGFAIL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:13, archived)
# NOT NECESSARILY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:25, archived)
# BUM!!!
very nice sir!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:08, archived)
# Isle of b3ta


Isle of ewe too!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 4:17, archived)
# KEITH NOTICES TREE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 4:36, archived)
# That is a very misshapen coconut.
But it looks like a nice island :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 4:40, archived)
# What a beautiful expression of a feeling you had in your head
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 4:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 4:08, archived)
# i just had a look through your profile
seeing the b3tan bingo boards brought a smile to my face
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 4:16, archived)
# Thx.
I should (and will dun) add link to the 101 face guide in there.
www.b3tards.com/u/7c82098adc87c1f1dee2/101faceguide.jpg
200k
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 4:30, archived)
# haha! i love how some of them are just so instantly recognizable
butters, mushybees, leningrad, even kezza...

nice touch with Sir Pigeon Nipples at the end, hahah

and R.I.P. nikon fella :-(
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 6:14, archived)
# :-O
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 4:12, archived)
# STARCH!
I love his expression.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 4:35, archived)
# I saw a girl on the underground yesterday
with piercinces in the shape of a nexcklace. It looked like a necklace, except necklaces don't get infected. Also, I couldn't figure out how they were held in place. Furthermore.
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:07, archived)
# Yes
I saw someone recently with a star on their chest formed by metal studs. There's called sub-dermal implants I think, although that name seems wrong, given that some of the implant is visible outside of the skin.
It's a relatively new and imaginative way for humans to mutilate their bodies. Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:28, archived)
# It's so perplexing!
In a Nina Hagen kind of way.

Starch! Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I am so imaginative.


Click for bigger (18KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:54, archived)
# it certainly deserves a reply
but what reply?
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:05, archived)
# A glass and a half of full cream manmilk in every bar ?

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Ooh lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)
# I love the textures you're been doing now.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Me too
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Ahh
fuck. I just injured myself. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Ohhh! How!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:49, archived)
# I cracked my toes against the desk leg
cos I was rolling my chair away from mofaha. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Aww! *hugs*
*glares at mofoho*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Hahah
*hugs back*
It wasn't really his fault. Just coincidence. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:52, archived)
# There is no coincidence!
/Smile Lines
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:53, archived)
# ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:54, archived)
# :]
I am going to show off my bracelet tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:56, archived)
# yay!
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:57, archived)
# *hug* I really really like it :)
I've only taken it off once since I put it on.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:57, archived)
# I only take mine off to shower.
Same as my other bracelets, really. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:59, archived)
# That's when I took it off.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:02, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:03, archived)
# Mum noticed it today and said it's really nice.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:05, archived)
# Are you pair 9 years old?
b3ta is not Hi5
(miniscule connanoncho, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I ran over my toes with my chair once.
now that was sore.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:51, archived)
# I broke my toe
by running into a wall, and didn't get it looked at for about 3 months.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:52, archived)
# Hahah that's pretty mindpissy!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:53, archived)
# Haha
yeah! But mine didn't really bend funny. It just kinda...hit the wall, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Ouch, not fun :(
I hope I never break anything.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:55, archived)
# You never have?
Really? I broke my leg, too. When I was 9 mo old.
Weird as this sounds, I wanna get in a fight/get punched in the face just so I can have a black eye and battle scars. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Noooo!!!! If you get hurt I will cry :(
And no, I've never broken anything.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Don't cry!
Wow! I thought everyone broke something at least once. My friend does wrestling and scootering (which is sorta lame) and he's broken his nose like 5 times.

This is one of the times, I think: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CQfxVVX8iE
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:59, archived)
# I won't cry if you don't get hurt! *sniffle*
And I have no intention of breaking anything.
My friend Ian had polio as a child, and now he has a false leg (We call him peg leg Ian) and he slipped the other week...
He broke his stump!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Okay.
Ohmigod! *gigglesnort* Is it wrong to laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:03, archived)
# Yes.
But we all did anyway.
He landed on his false leg, and it rammed up into his stump.
They had to remove it, and put him in a cast.
When they removed it, they yanked it off and made the crack in his hip much much wider.
He said that if he didn't have anaesthetic, he would have done more then say "ouch".
:]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:05, archived)
# Hahah
oh god!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:07, archived)
# He's getting better now.
Still very very sore, but he's getting there.
Despite the fact that he's in his late 50s, we aren't too worried about him :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)
# Oh! Dude!
I thought he was like...your age or something!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:10, archived)
# Nah, he's old :P
he's really really good at chess.
I've never beaten him, but I'm rubbish anyway.
A lot of the music I have is from his computer, too.
Just like a lot of his music is from mine.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Hahah
That's cool. I'm terrible at chess. I don't even know how to play. mofaha tried to teach me, but I had more fun acting out stories with the pieces.


Damn my attention span. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Hahah that's insanely cute
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:14, archived)
# x]


Also, I has to go now. mofaha and I fialed at shopping and we have to go back to the grocery store, even though it's 10:15. *hugs* Sleep well, sweet dreams. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:15, archived)
# *tacklehugs*
Goodnight, dear, I will talk to you tomorrow.
And you have a good sleep too! Sweet dreams to you as well, and have a great day at school.
*huuuuuuuuuuuuuge hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:17, archived)
# ADD ft...
Let's go play on bikes!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:16, archived)
# I know an 18 yo who broke his hip in a fall while drunk.
Doctor said it was the same type of injury an old person would get.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:06, archived)
# Hahah owned
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Oh god.
Fial.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:08, archived)
# I once shouted "FIAL!" at someone
and had to attempt an explaination.

My advice is: Just don't say fial in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:10, archived)
# Hahahah
I say 'Fail' but not 'Fial'. *shrugs* Most people know fail by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)
# I say fail too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:14, archived)
# My mum broke her toe by walking into a doorframe.
Not particularly hard, it just bent funny and went snap.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:52, archived)
# *mops*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:54, archived)
# *helps*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:55, archived)
# As I've told you before
dancing in the corner helps none. ;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:57, archived)
# I KNEW you'd say that!
*helps mop*
Happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Hahah
yes. Thank you! ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:00, archived)
# No problem :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:02, archived)
# ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:04, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:05, archived)
# You're sploiling us.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)
# ...or at least me?
*echo*

INTERNET IS HOLLOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)
# I'm sploiling EVERYONE!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:52, archived)
# What is
sploiling?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:53, archived)
# That's difficult to splain.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:56, archived)
# IT'S COS YOU THINK I'M STUPID INNIT!?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Not esplecially.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:59, archived)
# u cnt spll LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:00, archived)
# *cues Sylvester the cat*
"Seriously!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Too much sploil can lead to crapping pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:27, archived)
# AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)
# HAHAHAURRRR
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Yaya!
I'm liking your new stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:03, archived)
# The shitrags blog is much more ominous in tone than I'd anticipated.
I FIND MYSELF SOMEWHAT DISTURBED.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:08, archived)
# I found it both englightening and informative.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:15, archived)
# Just you wait, it is going to get a whole lot freakier.
THERE'S SOME SERIOUS SHIT GOING DOWN IN SHITRAG TOWN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:20, archived)
# I am scared.
Scared of SHITRAGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:35, archived)
# YOUR FEAR IS PERFECTLY RATIONAL.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:46, archived)
# SHITRAG BLOG.
IT IS GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)
# EVERYONE'S ASLEEP. I FEEL ALONE.
This is Keith. Keith recently moved to Easter Island, but after living there for a few weeks, he has become rather perplexed by a lack of something on the island.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)
# hehhehe
i likes that!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)
# REV!!!
Hello there vegetable man :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:54, archived)
# hahahaa
ello sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 5:07, archived)
# Hello Keith :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Keith is looking at you whistfully.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)
# I'm not a tree
that's why.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:53, archived)
# Then explain the barky exterior.
AHA, A CLEVER RUSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 3:21, archived)
# the trees swam away
there was a big party in guatemala
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)
# OH WHAT? THIS SUCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:49, archived)
# They would spoil the view.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Night time doodle.

I'm just back from seeing Charlie Bartlett with my mum, and it was awesome. Also, I have a hat exacly like this, it's awesome. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Cool! :D
Hello :)
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Hai!
*hugs back*

I am getting quite the frusturated with iTunes. x[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# What's it doing??
I don't use iTunes, I can't stand it :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)
# It fials at shuffle.
It plays only the worse stuff that I have. And so I have to click something else for it to play, which isn't very shuffle-esque.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Hahah I don't think that's just iTunes.
I frequently put on what I next want to listen to, without even bothering to wait for shuffle to choose.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)
# I wait for shuffle to choose
but usually it chooses poorly.

Ah! Finally it chose something good.

ALSO: I was looking for a video to show you of this song, and I found this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdt8TeTOuQU
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Woo! That's really ace :D
And what did it choose?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Hahah
^.^

It chose AFI. At A Glance, I think. But I *heart* AFI, so it's all good. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)
# :)
Oh, and you MUST know this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2Q6xbEZ-f0
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Hahah
yes! And this www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nGjxO_Bfac&feature=related
makes me glee. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Yes :D
I saw KittyVomit's fp thread, and I had to find out what the hell you lot were blathering on about.
I ended up watching the whole episode :D

"I'll just put this over here with the rest...of the fire.."
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Hahahah
Yes! I loove the IT Crowd. That is what made me want to work in IT if I need to. And if I'm lucky, I can work with Moss and Jen and Roy. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)
# ^This
It's one of my favourite things on tv :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Hahah
I wish I didn't have to watch all that on YouTube. It would be nicer if we just got the channels. xp Like, Buzzcocks, Boosh and IT Crowd are three of my favorites. And I have to watch 'em in crap quality on YouTube. Also, Garth Marenghi, but they only did one season of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)
# I know what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)
# You don't get the channels either?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:22, archived)
# I just tend not to watch them.
The tv in my room has not been set up since we moved in here in October.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Ahh
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
# It's a pain, because I keep missing Hollyoaks.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Ohh...
I don't like that show. i don't think. I've never seen it. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Hahah you've never seen it, so you don't like it?
It's a soap, and I'll admit it's not the most well liked programme on television, but I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:36, archived)
# I'm that way about most things.
I've never had rhubarb, but I don't like it, etc. Oh, alright. I only watch soaps when I'm at my aunt Jane's and she's watching them. I assume Brit ones aren't too different from American ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:41, archived)
# This one is more for teenagers
lots of it involved teen stuff, but also lots of adult stuff too, it's really good.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Ooh
Like Degrassi: The Next Generation. I tend not to admit to liking that show. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Never seen it :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Needs more John Coltrane
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pXWKwUYGKg
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)
# My Favorite Things
is an awesome Incubus song. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# I agree wholeheartedly
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)
# ^^
Do you fancy a game of iSketch?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Not now, thanks.
Maybe tomorrow or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)
# No problem! :)
So how was your day?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Good.
I got to see a good movie. So hooray. The funny thing about the movie was how they managed to get every high school stereotype in there somewhere. Goth girl, punk druggie and sidekick, troublemaker, preppy whore, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Hahah really?
Well I'm glad you enjoyed yourself :)
There's nothing better than when your friends are happy.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:26, archived)
# This^
Also, i made a new friend. he was a character in the movie. But he was awesome. he wrote a play and listened to Marilyn Manson and played Killzone. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)
# I don't understand..
you're friends with a fictional character?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Yes!
^.^

Wait...is that weird...?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Yes. Very weird.
But just as cute.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:37, archived)
# get a room you two
:-)

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Hahah
he's awesome. His name is Kip.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)
# There is a character in my favourite Scooby Doo movie
"Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School"
She was my imaginary friend at one point.
Sabella, I think.
She was the vampire.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Vampire!
Yay! I's a vampire. I has fangs and everything. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)
# I have always loved anything to do with vampires.
Especially the Darren Shan saga.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:43, archived)
# keep going
I have a widescreen

monitor


(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Mine's 1280x1024
but I usually just click onto a later part of the thread to read it better.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)
# 1680x1050
22 inches.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Wow, that's pretty impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)
# I liked the Eclipse trilogy.
But it's quite aimed at girls. It romanticizes vampiring, and makes it less 'evil' and stuff. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Darren Shan is about Vampires being misunderstood.
Very good series.
After reading them, I was so a vampire.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)
# I will have to look for it
and read it. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)
# The first one is called Cirque du Freak.
It's pretty dark.
You will enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Ah!
I've heard of Cirque Du Freak! But every time I wanted it out of the library, it was gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Keep trying,
it's worth it!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Yessir!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Let's move up into mofaha's thread now! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:51, archived)
# That hat needs a propeller.
How is Charlie by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Hahah
pompoms are better. x]

He is great. Sends his love.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Is he as crazy as he says he is ?
Nice dangley thingies !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Yepp
he sure is.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Not very original I guess !
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# YOUR CHICKEN IS FRESHLY KILLED
I SUGGEST MAYONNAISE.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)
# If only that was true.
You've got a 50% chance it was killed and
frozen within the decade it is sold. Barf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# and maybe a 50% chance
that it's actually chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I meant this really....
.

.
Don't know what I was thinking !
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Hahaha! Compo it!
We'll get to see which get most clicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Chicken tastes like ham.
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)
# chicken is greatly tasty served hot on toats
with mayo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)
# I SUGGEST MAYONNAISE.
Hello Smash! :D
I was just going, so *hugs* and goodbye! :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# hi!
i just dropped in on my way to bed, too. g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)
# 'Night!
Edit: Oh shit, I need to add another page to my coursework for tomorrow!
Shitshitshit!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)
# I put a smell on you !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)
# and it's 9pm, so off i go.
cluck cluck cluck.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# KENTUCKY FRIED CRUELTY!
KENTUCKY FRIED CRUELTY KENTUCKY FRIED CRUELTY KENTUCKY FRIED CRUELTY KENTUCKY FRIED CRUELTY KENTUCKY FRIED CRUELTY KENTUCKY FRIED CRUELTY KENTUCKY FRIED CRUELTY KENTUCKY FRIED CRUELTY KENTUCKY FRIED CRUELTY KENTUCKY FRIED CRUELTY!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)
# ^This
KFC is vile.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)
[challenge entry] after having seemingly got food poisoning from a badly-prepared tomato sauce
i'm tempted to drop this here and let you ris your brains out.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# your pig is sore?
rub some oinkment on him.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# your fruits is ill?
give him some lemonade
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# i'm going to ignore both of those comments
on account of being in bad humour.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# your cat is poorly?
jab him in the eyes with a fork
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# your psychologist is unwell?
apply plenty of junguent.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# your bob geldof got cut?
give him some band-aids
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# that's SIR geldof to you.
get it right or he'll snap yout spine like a twig.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# -groans-
stop,stop,for fuck's sake stop in the name of Humour™
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# your funny bone is broken?
How humerus.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Your ghost has a sprained ankle?
apply a poltice-geist
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Your whale is malnourished?
Take him to the whale-weigh station.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# how about we just stomp on his head til his eyes pop out of his skull
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# oh wait, I was thinking of Bono
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# BONO DEAD:
EATEN BY A HORSE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# BOTH!
*dons hobnail boots*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# HELLO, HELLOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# YEAH YEAH YEAH YEEEAAHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Bono should sing bootylicious sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# yes, underwater.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Strapped to concrete.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Oh yes, I forgot,
you eat people - that's how you prepare them, right?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# no.
 
a sharp blow to the back of the head, followed by regular butchery and storage.
The back of the thighs is the best bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)
# SILENCE OF THE MCS.
MY NAME IS HANNIBAL
IAM A CANNIBAL
I HAVE STRONG MANDIBLES
I EAT PEOPLE - HUH!

THOMAS HARRIS BRANCHES OUT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Can I help next time?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# as per wikipedia's "on this day" yesterday
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkner_Incident
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# yeah well he had it coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# RAPITNUI DID IT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)
# WITH MALICE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)
# HE DID IT WITH GUSTO.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# HE DID IT WITH
TOATS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# TOATS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Wow.
One of my absolute favourites for sure. I love the 'long exposure' kinda look.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Cheers :)
I'm making them then breaking them. I figure it will move them in another direction.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# It works.
I feel I need a new 'direction' as such too. Hair is probably starting to grate.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# I made those 'noise portraits'
for over a year, I just couldn't seem to get away from them. The problem was I enjoyed every aspect of making them, and I often felt ok about the result, so I didn't feel a big push to move on. Is it like that for you?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Pretty much.
I enjoy making them, and I feel they're progressing, just not drastically enough to catch peoples attention anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
# WHAT? DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# LOOK AT ME, POSTBEAR. LOOK. LOOK WHAT I'M DOING.
MUM LOOK, LOOK, MUM. SEE? LOOK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)
# She's married to one of the guys out of the blue man group, isn't she?
Or did they get a divorce? I forget.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# RACIST.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Do you have a psd of Chump?
Or even just the source?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# i have a bunch of pictures of chump naked.
the price isn't that high....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I have a box full of dirty chump mags
they're stashed under my bed.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# i know, they're right beside me.
get the broom out sometime, would you? it's dusty down here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# The last time I cleaned you out
you just shit all over my bed when I let you out to clean into the corners.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# that's considered a great compliment by my people.
you should be honoured.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Well at least you ate it all.
It saved me the job of cleaning it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
#
www.b3takit.co.uk/page1.htm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# AHA!
I forgot about that site!
Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Gehen Sie hier, Jüngling.
www.maskworld.com/german/products/schminke/falsche-zaehne--620/monsterzaehne-vampirzaehne--6202/meat-lover-zaehne--3018
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# der rofl
Meat Lover Zähne
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# It's a bugger they're out of stock.
 
I knew I should've ordered some years ago but thirty-five euros seemed too much to pay..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Dieses Produkt ist nicht am Lager :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
# maybe I should write to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)
# I was thinking the same.
Do it!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# It's the odd one out on the colour wheel!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# All I know is
she's pretty broken up about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I can imagine she's falling apart.
Break ups can get you pretty blue :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# *plays Space Oddity accoustic guitar section*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I don't know it :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Though i'm past one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very st-ill,
And I think my Spaceship knows which way to go-o,
Tell my wife I love her very much SHE KNO-OWS
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# She knows, but that didn't stop her from shagging the postman
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# woo!
 
now do one descending a staircase..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# WATE. Is this a joke?
Is this something to do with Cubism?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# ALSO:
How the fuck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# gibbering.
 
two hours sleep this morning and it's the first day of semester and there're lots of retards on campus wanting their hands held.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Labour-saving idea:
Chop off hands, collect hands in sack, carry sack. Thus: multiple hands held with minimum effort.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# yes.
 
you got me thinking about Georges Braque.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Cor!
I just checked him out, I really like some of this stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# THAT REMINDS ME, MY INTEROCITOR NEEDS REBUILDING.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# fuck that analogue shit.
get me a helicopter or an elevatotr.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Stenna Stair Lift my friend.
Travel in the manner of Dame Thora Hird, all the way to the top of the stairs, and who knows, ultimately to Heaven Itself, or perhaps the stars. But definitely the top of the stairs.

Edit: or the bottom, depending on where you started.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# when i get to the bottom, i go back to the top of the stairs...
...and i catch coffee heiresses unaware
and i stab them again and agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# YEAH-YEAH YAY-YEAH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)
# i'm coming down fast but i'm miles above you.
helter stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)
# coolio
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# hold still, woman!
or, michael j. fox, portrait photographer.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# SAY "CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CHEESE!"
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Nice!
This is how everything looked yesterday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# A bit more than AAU.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Eclectric . . . electric !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)
[challenge entry] So I'm not very creative...


What of it?
(DaveW, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# it says cunts..hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Just cos...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# NEXT ON UPDATE 11: TREES ARE CUNTS.
STAY TUNED.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Ahh yes, incisive political commentary...
(Fahrenheit, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# ...(i got nothin')...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# The power of rock is the power to levitate.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# how about the power to kill a yak
from 200 yards away...
WITH MIND BULLETS!


?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# THAT'S TELEKINESIS, MS SCUNNER
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Brie and Pastrami = YUUUUUUUUUUM
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# I'M STILL WAITING FOR THE BOOK!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Get air . . guitar !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# They don't call me Pengwin McCoy for nothin'..somethin' was up..


All kinds of cool shit, thus;
www.arkivatropika.com/cgi-bin/tags.cgi?tags=%22restaurant%20interior%22
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# yeah...cool stuff!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# "WHAT THE FUCK, MARTHA!" he says, gripping the cocktail glass.
He hears it crack as she opens her beak, ready to say something - but she stopps herself.
He continues. "How many times do I need to tell you to leave me alone? The kids do not want to see you. We are finished, alright? The police searching our basement was the straw that broke the camel's back. You told me, you PROMISED me that you didn't kill that boy."
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# MAAAAAAAARTHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# The burly eagle strides over to the scene
Is something the matter? he says.
No. I was just leaving, replies Martha, stepping past the bouncer toward the door, and disappearing into the night.
A scream is heard.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# How did I miss her so much ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# this is gorgeous and recursive
I don't like that it is recursive, because when I think about recursion, that means it goes on forever and it makes my head hurt and I don't like it when my head hurts, but it is also really really really pretty and I like that it is really really really pretty, so I won't click it but it did make me smile so thank you tweaknik love you :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I need to talk to yoooooooooou
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# go on then.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Not here.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# HEXY HE'S PREGNANT
sorry. Couldn't help it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Oh fuck off.
You're the father! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# This ALWAYS happens.
Sorry dude, I really couldn't help it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Well you should have worn a condom you heartless bastard
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# They don't fit my enormous penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Well then we should have thought about pills.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# But the pills just extender your P3N15
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# YOU should have, you mean.
Anyway, beddy byes. N'night all x
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# 'Night!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# NIGHT!
And if I'd have known talking to meeeeee would have involved talking about youuuuuu, I'd not have bothered signing on to MSN.

Cuh.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Well after THAT little outburst, I am going to take back my offer of some bumfun.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# it's hardly bumfun
when you just lie there weeping. :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Well maybe I wouldn't weep if you took the knife out of my thigh
you dick head
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# HOW ELSE WILL I STOP YOU FROM RUNNING AWAY?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# WHAT HAPPENED TO PINK FLUFFY HANDCUFFS?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Well the MSN does stand for
My Narcissistic Self, so what do you expect.

/middle aged satire blog
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# MSN is MNS?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# hahaha
top spot!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# *sigh*
Alternative comedy is lost on young people.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# It is not at all.
You were just wrong :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# The inversion of the traditional roman characters
signifies the prominence of implied meaning over fact and accuracy. The false acronym also highlights the prevalence of neologisms and misnomers in modern culture.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# That
or you were wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I was wrong for many years
until I realised that those who see right see nothing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Ok, you've lost me.
You win :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# it's not that he was wrong
it's the fact he's just not funny
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I see.
And how are you tonight, good sir?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# No it doesn't,
it stands for MicroSoft Network. If you're going to start ANOTHER middle aged satire blog, the very least you could do is research your facts for your non-existent readership.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Enough foreplay!
We both know what this is about. The MicroSOFT network, we both know you really want a MacroHard network with me.

All pretense has been abandoned.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Back off
he's mine.
He was after a threesome, but the position of the girl has already been filled, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# lovley
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Wowee that's mad!
*clickity*
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# tweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!
 
HELLO.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# lully
and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I think therefore I am?
:s
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# lovely
physmo ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
#
have you got a wii or ds? .... [or pc]
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# nope
i just remember the concept. wondered what ever happened to it
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# hmmm
www.game.co.uk/Wii/Activity/~r333571/Physmo/
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Clean!
Very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry] COMPOST !
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(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Hahaha
*clicks*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Nice!
Also:

(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# CONSTANTLY INVITING ASSASSINATION.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)

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