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Eeek!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)

RACIST

/ac

i rather enjoy this image.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

that's awesome

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)

HELLO DAAAAAVE

Fearsome as fuck, this.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)

Sometimes you terrify me.

Woo, though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

awesome.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)

Ouch!

That's going to smart.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)

That always bothered me - how can they resist their own acid?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)

....

this from an alchemist? oi!

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)

heheh

Is your sig as gay as I think it is?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)

it is pretty lame

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)

No, that's NOT what I meant

Just....forget it

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)

The version of facebook tailored to Primary Schools makes for difficult reading.

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FoldsFive, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)

hahaha

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)

But this is the reality.

Facebook is a great big nonsense and smells of toads. This is 100% fact.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)

I'm only on it so I can spy on people I went to primary school with.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)

Bloody hell - primary school??!!!

I think most of the people I went to primary school with are now in institutions. Which I had nothing to do with by the way.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)

Why are you suprised?

Yes, I went to primary school.

That's me, that is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)

*lady fwaps*

somebody had to...

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)

that's just wrong

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)

Awwwwwwwwwwww bless you!

I have no pics of myself that small. I really must go and raid my mother's photos at some point....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)

This is me aged 10/11

Yes, those are C cup tits on my front.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)

...

*controls self*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)

You wouldn't have been much older.

You could have got away with it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)

perhaps

but getting the chloroform, shovel and lime would have been difficult at 13/14.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)

Pfft, all this posturing.

I know you adore me really.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)

posturing?

that was foreplay.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)

Get your axe out and chase me then.

edit: all this waiting to be murdered is shit.

*fucks off to Ipswich*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)

Hurrah!

*prepares rope*

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)

i have pictures of me that young

just not that small

/michelin junior

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)

"Boit l'obstacle!"

de-ris

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)

?????????

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)

that didn't help my ris....

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)

It's a picture of the Michelin character drinking a glass of nails and rocks.

We think that "Boit l'obstacle" means "drinks up obstacles", or "overcomes all obstacles".

It's just a great poster, is all.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)

ah, right.

so it's not me on that springy rocking horse, then

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)

*giggles*

Was not a chubby child. Was unbelievably blonde though

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)

I was also blonde until i was 2...

then my hair went dark. I think my parents swapped me for someone else.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)

I had the same thing,

it got progressively darker until I was about 8 or so.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)

I don't understand it

maybe when one has children, mail is received regarding the possibility of trying out very similar looking children with different hair. It seems feasible.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)

You've engaged my conspiracy theory brain now,

I hope you're happy.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)

and now you're thinking

"i hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)

Test the theory.

impregnate something.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)

OK.

Come closer, dbroon...

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)

It weirds me out when people as dark in colouring as yourself

used to be blonde.

I still don't get how that's possibly. I started off blonde and still am.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)

My parents used to have up a wall of pictures of me and my siblings,

one picture taken every year. Me and my sister were both blonde and turned dark brown.
Also, that was a very embarrassing wall whenever friends came round.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)

My very last school photo

in 6th form.

The man taking it had a loose fly, and happened to unknowingly flash a bit of willy at me as I was having my photo taken. So my very last photo ever at school has me mid giggle, eyes shut, leaning forward.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)

My very last pictures were of me in a shirt and tie for leavers day,

and I'd managed to burrow some blue sunglasses.
I looked like Ozzy Osbourne, it was great.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)

I believe I was wearing a metallica t shirt in mine.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)

watch

the dicky bird...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)

Is it bad that I didn't tell him?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)

no.

why spoil everyone else's fun? ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)

That was exactly my reasoning.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

I was magnificently chubby.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)

i was unbelievably blonde

and chubby. i also wore ugly cardies.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)

Here is one of me (and it is quite small)

^ up there

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)

*sniffs*

Egads! Communism!!

(Kezza, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)

What freaked me out

is when my children started at the primary school I went to and the teachers remember me.

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moogy boobles, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)

hah, primary school

I was such a badass at primary school that I became a major cause of a teacher leaving the profession

:D

she was a fucking bitch anyway, wooden ruler on the back of the hand etc. when you were naughty

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)

That sounds like

SCIENCE^tm

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)

Claire and Sharon are lesbians.. Sit on my Facebook

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glubglub should be working on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)

haha

i liked the privte eye's dr.finleys face book

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mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)

tee hee

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)

great stuff

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somegreybloke, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)

I thought that was the normal version

aimed at office staff

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)

hahahaha

ahahahahaha

that's my hearty chuckle quota for the day

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)

excellent :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)

Late woo!

*click*

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

Obscure Tarot Card #4

(PagettyPol something something something, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)

now do

the owl of long, uncomfortable silences

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)

that can be tommorows

(PagettyPol something something something, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)

*glees*

this makes me happy!
also, i have just eaten bacon on toats, which makes me happy, too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)

If only I'd known this earlier!

(Kezza, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)

*huffs* *puffs* *blows house down*

*eats*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)

Compo Pea

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)

I have just been heavily sick upon the keyboard now.

I'm also crying.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)

lick it up

for good luck

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)

oh fuck

this shouldn't make me laugh, but it does

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)

They blob in your mouth and not in your hand..

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glubglub should be working on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)

two period threads in succession!11!!!

if it ever gets to three the internet implodes!

Thank goodness for Tarot cards :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)

hehe... image challenge idea..

"time of the month"

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glubglub should be working on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)

the world is not safe

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)

squeak, squeak

(songsforeveryone, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)

it's a telescope with a mouse in it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)

Pfffttt..

NOTE: Coffee and Keyboards don't mix.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)

There's only two Paul Gascoignes!!...two Paul Gaaaaascoignes!!

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)

*writes 'mad' on forehead*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)

Laughs at riverghost...

You did that in the mirror didn't you.. It reads dam to the rest of us!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)

He's done it wrong then

it should read "bam"

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)

You noticed that as well...

What a fool he is... Ha_{Ha_{Ha_{Ha_{Ha_{Ha_Ha}}}}}

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)

/unlurks

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVsw7B9j-zI

/relurks

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)

two Paul Gaaaaascoignes!!...There's only two Paul Gascoignes!!

fat/skinny/mad Geordie half witted cunt

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)

if I see that Euro 96 clip one more time

I will smack someone

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)

haha

half a Mikey Galloway, there's only half a Mikey Galloway.

sorry, that's awful. I'm ashamed.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)

The comment I've mentioned below

can also be found on that YouTube link. Fantastic.

(songsforeveryone, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)

haha someone has a fine grasp of copy-paste there.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)

(8&6&&

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)

i love this madness!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)

In Guardian sport's YouTube round-up

There's a link to a compilation of some choice Gazza clips - www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPdRCouu49c&feature=related

In amongst all the "get well" messages is this choice nugget...

"loony

hope his strait jacket isnt too tight!

fat junkie dick!"

/applause

(songsforeveryone, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)

^this

he really is a tool

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)

is he?

in my opinion he's only as much of a tool as the Rainman or Stephen Hawking :D

He's been mentally disabled since he was a kid, had a terrible childhood which involved seeing his best mate's head getting run over by a car, went from the poorest dump in newcastle to being a big star at 18, and has never been able to handle it. He was a footballing genius but his disabilities - adhd, tourette's syndrome and learning disabilities have always been a problem for him as well as trying to handle the fame.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)

Fucking hell

When's the book out?

(songsforeveryone, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)

it's out

14.99 from fisher-price.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)

hahahahaha!

chewable covers, i trust?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)

yup

floats in the bath too.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)

pff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)

fact: they are

(songsforeveryone, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)

The human race?

IT'S SHIT!

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gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

WHIPE THE EARTH WITH RAGS

THROW THEM INTO SPACE.

GOD WILL NOT BE CHUFFED.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)

ACTUALLY THIS MIGHT BE WHAT THE SHITRAGS THING IS ALL ABOUT.

I STILL HAVE A COUPLE OF SITES TO INSPECT, LET'S SEE IF THINGS END THE WAY I THINK THEY WILL.

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gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)

gronkpan : the world's foremost shitrags journalist. "Rooting through shitrags so you don't have to".

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)

I'd like to claim that title,

but there isn't too much on the front page of a google search that might suggest this.

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gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)

Babies are ace.

Toddlers are sometimes rubbish, and teenagers are sometimes rubbish, but generally babies are fucking awesome creatures.

I have none of my own, though. I'm sure I'll change my tune.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

You have it cockeyed

Toddlers are ace, babies are just fucking boring.

(songsforeveryone, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

My cousin was evil when she was a toddler.

She was an ace baby though, a brill kid and a frighteningly beautiful teenager (she's 15 now and looks older than me, is taller than me and has a figure reminiscent of Elle Macpherson). I've threatened a couple of lads (my age, if I were to guess) in Tesco who were eyeing her up with 'the fucking cops you paedo cunts'.

\o/ I'm such a nice cousin.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)

Sounds like you really are, Cletus.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)

Yeah, what?

Are you saying that warning lads who look to be in their mid 20s off a child who happens to look older is something hicks do?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)

...no?

Jeez, someone forgot their sense of humor today.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)

No, I just don't get the link.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)

what she needs is an older man to abuse her physically and emotionally

thus making her a needy insecure shell of her former self

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mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)

She's got her first boyfriend at the moment-

He's her age, and painfully shy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)

i bet he's not shy when he is up to the balls in her shitter

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mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)

You really are a lovely person.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)

i've won awards

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mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)

Restraining orders are not awards.

How many times?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)

Well, I'm available this weekend.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)

Babies are only ace when..

you can hand them back.

other than that they are generally uninteresting mewling cabbages...

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)

Crikey!

Why didn't you tell me this 8 months ago? :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)

Are you having a mankitten?

Congratulations, dude.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)

i don't have any of my own..

just based on experience with others kids.

you couldn't pay me enough money...

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)

Indeed I am

(well, that's a lie, I'll be there cheering from the sidelines though).

April 25th hopefully! \o/

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)

Oh wow, that's brill.

Dead chuffed for you, you lucky thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)

Cheers!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)

Woo for b3ta babies!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)

Huzzah!

Not seen you around much lately? How's it going?

Oh, and congratumalations!!!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)

Not been around much

But have a day off today, so am curled up on the sofa with the laptop :)

And congrats to you too :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)

ar, good stuff

people call me weird for being happy that other people are having kids when I don't want any of my own

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)

It's not weird, it's nice

I know plety who don't want them who've said 'why?' when I told them the news...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)

They are all great - at any age...

* Just ask anyone from Jersey

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)

hehe

i said to my sister in-law at the weekend that they were looking for childcare staff on jersey...

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)

You won't, promise

Babies and children are excellent. It's when they hit about 10-ish they get a bit shit.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)

Yours is going to be smashing.

I hope one day to meet it and call it Dave. Whatever it's name is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)

We think it's going to be a little boy

Not from scans or anything, just feeling :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)

Either way, it'll always be Dave to me.

*Trig*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)

Haha, may have to call it Rodney on purpose!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)

EXCELLENT!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)

This why you throw them in a dumpster after you queef them out

woo!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

Thankfully...

Mrs S is a teacher so hates kids even more than I do.

NO little S' anytime soon.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)

Babies are indeed rubbish

There are enough unwanted children in the world - people should have to adopt all of them first before we're allowed to make any new ones.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)

babies are only fun

when they look at you in that really confused/surprised way they sometimes do. apart from that, they're either crying, eating, shitting, puking or boring.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)

Since it's slow

have this.

Morning! (glory)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)

My mates kid likes IgglePiggle

Yes - my name is Igglepiggle,
Igglepiggle, wiggle, niggle, diggle!
Yes - my name is Igglepiggle,
Igglepiggle, wiggle, wanky, woo!

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glubglub should be working on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)

my mate pete (22) is petrified of igglepiggle

so we're gonna buy one for his birthday

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)

pffft.

why?

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glubglub should be working on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)

Presumably it will be a laugh?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)

hehe.... ;-) agreed..

just can't figure out what a 22 yr old would find petrifying ..

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glubglub should be working on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)

my mother in law called the ninky nonk

the winky wank.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)

Mumsie would not approve!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

DO THESE METH-TYPES NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN GETT THEM GOOD JOBS?

BUTTPROSTITUTES GET GOOD MONEY AND METH.

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gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)

IM STILL OWED MY METH

(

mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)

DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DIDN'T LOVE IT

(

gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)

I'M STILL OWED MY BUTT LOVE

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)

Would.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

WILL YOU START THE FANS PLEASE

^{I likes yours better.}

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

friend or foe?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)

Do you ever get that thing were you come up with an idea for a shop

then come on b3ta to find someone's already done it?

I just got that with this.

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

hahaha!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)

Haha

Inspired. Have a click on me.

(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)

(

glubglub should be working on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)

Haha!

I see what you did there.
You shrank the cat.

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

hahaha..

(

glubglub should be working on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)

Hahahaha

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

Thats lovely!

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)

Just like you!

Did you see my lovely, shiny chortleberry website? huh?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)

HEY WOW I JUST REALISED I'VE MADE 43 CENTS FROM MY SHITRAGS BLOG.

LIFE IS GOOD

(

gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

congratulations !

it made me laugh and almost sick at the same time

(

amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)

Thankyou!

There is more to come.

(

gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)

these stories are quite touching

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)

I can't describe how "touched" I have been by the whole experience.

Every post is from about two weeks ago, I still can't process the events quickly enough.

(

gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)

right,

so now I want cheesecake and chocolate thanks to b3ta.

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

Mwahahahahahahaha

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)

I fell off the wagon majorly on Saturday.

The diet wagon, that is. More ice cream than most people would eat in a month, I ate in one bowl, and promptly made myself feel sick. I had:

1 big bowl with Haagen Dasz cookies and cream, Haagen Dasz pralines and cream AND Ben + Jerrys chocolate brownie.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)

*standing ovation*

I'm impressed!

Are you back on the wagon filled with fruit and veg and a horny, young, stable boy?

(

Joliet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)

I'm back on that wagon now, yes.

All grilled fish and chicken and salad.

Not grilled salad, obviously. That'd just be silly.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)

Indeed.

Grilled salad is very fattening.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)

Mornings!

It's OK to eat loads if you proceed to sicking it up just after. That's the best way to stay thin.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)

Ah, I didn't chunder.

But I have been losing it like the clappers recently, so I was due a bit of a session.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

I lost 8lbs over Christmas

despite having roasts and chocolate nearly every day

since I started going to the gym I've put 7lbs on in 2 weeks

I think I must be broken

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)

lolbackward.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)

Muscle weighs more than fat.

You're on the right track.

(

gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

only slightly

you would struggle to notice

(

mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

Every time I "lose weight" I wind up weighing the same, just being chunkier.

As a man, that's not a real problem.

Until I let myself go again.

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gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

Nah.

Muscle weighs more than fat.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)

IT'S NOT A CURRENCY.

(

gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

IT IS NOW.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)

OH NO NO NO.

NOW THAT YOU'VE STARVED FOR A FEW DAYS, YOUR BODY IS POISED TO STORE AS MUCH FAT AS POSSIBLE.

NOW IS THE TIME TO ADOPT A LOW-CARB, HIGH PROTEIN DIET AND DO A LOT OF CARDIOVASCULAR EXCERCISE.

GO FOR A LONG WALK WITH YOUR HEADPHONES ON, THEN EAT A STEAK.

(

gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

All I'm eating at the mo is protein and veggies

Well, since saturday.

And I walk uphill for an hour to work every day. I'm fine.

Well, I'm as fine as a healthy size 16 can be.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)

SHUT UP I'M IN LIFE COACH MODE RIGHT NOW.

DO SOME PUSHUPS.

(

gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

...at work?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

GIVE ME TEN BUCKS.

(

gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)

GIVE ME TWENTY.

AND I MAY CONSIDER IT.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

I DO FIFTEEN EVERY MORNING, SHUT UP AND PUSH UP.

(

gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)

Pfft, I'm not doing push ups.

I shall squish my busters.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)

YOUR BUSTERS WILL SAG IF YOU DON'T DO THE PUSHUPS.

NEVER FORGET THIS.

(

gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)

I realised that I've been through 4 bags of chips in a week a few days ago.

I blame "the biggest loser". It just makes me want to eat junk food and laugh at the fatties. I actually stopped lifting weights for a few days despite my strict new regime.

That show has been the biggest demotivator for my weight loss.

(

gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)

Also, I really don't get why they have people who clearly have self-esteem issues compete for the title of "biggest loser".

It all seems a bit wrong to me.

(

gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)

Hell yes.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)

civil partnership?

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article868092.ece

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)

Hahahaha, of all the places to try and do this

Great bloody Ormond St isn't the first one I'd pick.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)

Any hole's a goal

(

Joliet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

David!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

Well Henry didn't seem to mind

He's still got a smile on his face :OD

(

Joliet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)

all done. it even managed to get into the newsletter this week,

Click for bigger (55KB)
going on ebay the end of the week, the raffle idea has been shelved because of
extreme skintness, however i might be doing some little ones in resin or white metal in the near future.
there have been reports on the internet that the r2 was beer barrel size it is not, it is only six and a half inches tall

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)

smart

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)

Beautiful.

I wouldn't have enough money for it, but I really hope you get lots- it's worth it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)

this is top stuff

why do I expect him to serve beer?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)

the boing boing lot said it was a beer barrel

see my edit ^

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

That is a thing of geeky beauty

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)

^this

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)

the thing is im not much of a starwars geek at all

i only saw return of the jedi about a month ago
this came about because of the robot comp, and people just encouraged me to do more.

(

amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)

Woah!

Steampunk R2!
Love it!

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)

Yay!

Well done you. We like the steampunk.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)

OH GOD YES

(

gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

Oooh resins ones

Make and mold and then manufacture them indefinately!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

*wipes away a tear*

It's a thing of beauty!

(

Joliet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

*bee glees*

It'd be interesting to see how much someone would be willing to pay for it on ebay! Not that you want to part with it.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

I couldn't resist...

That is awesome awesome work. I hope it fetches what it deserves.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)

Why am I looking at a picture of your mum....

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

awesome

want to buy a wookie?

(

intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

Awesome!!

Wow - let me know the link as my Dad would love this for his birthday!!

(mannitol, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)

that's gorgeous

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)

Coolest fucking thing ever

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)

R-2-themotherfuckin-woo!

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)

it just keeps on getting better and better

i might buy it!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)

That is simply wonderful :)

(

slight yoinks!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)

good luck matey :)

it's awesome

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

lovely

lovely lovely!

(

somegreybloke, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)

It's rather lovely

Well done you!

(

Smallbrainfield, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)

Want one!

Tis a thing of beauty.

(

girlinthehole, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)

brilliAnt stuff fella

awesome work :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)

Bizarre!

Total coincidence that this coincides with Evilscary's Maoi post.

Bigger

Ain't life strange.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)

Them girls need to moisturise more!

Woo!

(

Joliet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)

woo!

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)

Goodness me, Doctor When, as I live and breathe.

Good morrow sir, I trust yourself and the Nurse are in good health?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)

Aye, nonny.

And I extend my good wishes to the Wow household, prithee.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

Indeed sir, you are a gentleman.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

hehehe!

splendid

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)

Variations on a theme.

CFB

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)

Hah, that's quite striking.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)

This was going to be better, but Mongychops made me rush it.

www.b3ta.com/board/8125939

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)

Somehow I already knew this.

I think I may be psychic.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)

I did A painting of that

featuring Keyboard Weasle as Lenin

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)

May I see it now?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)

one on t'left

www.flickr.com/photos/bilbobarneybobs/1214283895/

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)

That's really rather nice.

I have a plan to do a fuck off big oil on board 'portrait of James Lee' style work one day, but I am sadly idle ;)

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)

by the way

I don't get it, but doesn't mean I don't like it

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)

He has got a very spiky todger.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)

Like a cat?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)

Yes, I would.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)

Would you be nice to it?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)

Of course.

I am always nice to animals.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)

Maybe, then.

But only if you're a very good boy.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)

I would rather have a dog.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)

But hey, he can hang a whole flag off it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)

It was going to have an M on the end

but as I say, Mongy put me off doing any more work on it.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)

Meh, I like it as is

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)

marvellous stuff!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)

This has everything...

- Big Pink Paint Penis (under robe) - CHECK
- One handed goatse - CHECK
- Scary Clown - CHECK
- Bridge/Shark/Chopper/Quo - X

* Well nearly everything

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)

He is covering his CDC with his wig.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)

heh

Heroic Order of Happy Meal

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)

DO ANOTHER

(

gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)

Given that I spend about half a day on this

before I got bored and rushed it (I even filtered his right arm, I was in so much of a rush), I think i shall leave off for a bit.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)

Sorry, I thought we could have a playfight.

I was only trying to be harsh because I thought we could have some fun.

DO ANOTHER.

(

gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)

Oh. I see.

Erm.

Okay.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)

DO ANOTHER

(

gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)

hahah

nice work there!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)

DO ANOTHER, FUCK YOU.

(

gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8126120

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)

DO ANOTHER

(

gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

'ning

(

HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:50, archived)

Subtle.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:51, archived)

Sub-Title?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)

Morning wobbles.

FUCKING WHY AM I BACK AT BLOODY WORK?

*seethes*

I hate coming back after a holiday.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)

This... but...

I hate coming back after ~~a holiday~~ the weekend, or in fact the night before.

Edit: I have just edited that ¬

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)

It is not Fry-Day

I am fat as a pigful of lard.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)

why am i too.

no really, i've been called back to the freelance job i finished last week, i've been sitting here waiting for the boss for 1/2 an hour.

hope i didn't fuck it up.

still, i'm gettin paid to be here worrying.

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)

pffft!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:55, archived)

p.s.

The Game

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)

cunt

(

DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)

no thanks,

I just had breakfast.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)

Sorry

It's like a reflex action when someone reminds me of the game (cunt).

(

DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)

me too

until today's www.xkcd.com freed me.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)

Aha yes

however, this is made of win

imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png

(

DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)

what game?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)

you don't want to know really

it's an annoying persistent meme that causes relatively sane people to occasionally swear at strangers.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)

on joue 'le jeu' tous les jours

si on reconts qu'on joue 'le jeu', on a perdu 'le jeu'.

as i once tried to explain to a french person using my gcse french. i've never seen anyone look so afraid.

(

clorey mcnuggety, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)

Who was that annoying twat who appeared with 50 cent?

Do I win Jepoardy?

(

Aenesis, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)

click latest

xkcd.com/

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)

this was indeed my inspiration

xkcd forever.

edit: did you add the spaces to your username to make pronunciation clearer?

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)

yup

people were complaining :(

(

its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)

only cos they thought you were Thora Birch

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)

and we got all funny, like

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)

it's hat or a bitch!

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)

oh thank god

it's over.

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)

hahahaha....

Hulk's mash!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:56, archived)

Manwife's got a big coffee table book

full of shots of bomb tests.

Can't for the life of me remember what it's called.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)

www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&index=books&field-keywords=Nuclear%20explosions&page=1

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)

Hmmm, that'd be none of them.

Well, I checked on the 'art and photography' listing, as that's where it would be.

We got it from TK Maxx of all places. Massive tome.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)

mega money shots?

nings cap!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)

Pfft, I wish.

Ningles Ives.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)

The Children's Encyclopedia of Bombs (Illustrated edition)?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)

I've got that.

Some of the most erotic stuff I've ever seen.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)

trell.

*waves*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)

Bilb

*waves*

*drags off to cupboard*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)

*protests feebly*

but I don't want to sit with the mops again...

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)

Not that cupboard

The 'other' cupboard

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)

Spot Does Dresden

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)

My tea just came out of my nose

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)

You need to tilt your head back more, then.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)

Nah, I just need to stop drinking through my nose

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)

You fiend.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)

I genuinely thought I'd clicked on the wrong bookmark at first!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)

How many people are staying at yours?

At the meet, I mean.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)

And a good 'ningles to you too:P

EDIT: 11 so far.

Prof Ken
Jessy
Captain Wow
GSTQ
Dixon [insert last part here]
Tom O'Bedlam
Mstandot
Hexachoral
Cakie
Dave Laird Draws
onephilosophy

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)

Hahaha, sorry.

Ning!

That is a good mix. Bagsy Laird and Dixypoos for my room *daydreams of harem*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)

I've closed three rooms off already, it looks like I'll have to do a fourth!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)

Haha, we'll put the Aussies on the roof.

They like it outside, yes?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)

Well that 15 beds in total

That just over half the hostel!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)

\o/ INVASION

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)

Yeah

I better just get a whole pig:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)

BE NICE TO THE AUSSIES.

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gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)

There's a bash?

Room for one more?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)

Wher have you been?!

clicky here

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)

Working mostly

Without computer access, so I hardly get the chance to be on here any more :(

I can make London though, and should certainly have £12 for some of your good accomodation if there's room....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)

hehehe

Ok I'll close off another room:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)

ooh

we'll have to get you a sedan chair

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)

Aye- how far along will you be May 31st?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)

Ooo news!

Has Mrs teh Trellis been lurking by the gooseberry bushes!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)

yes

she's calling it Dave, it says here

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)

Where have YOU been?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)

Did you not know?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)

How would I?

I'm too scared to go down to the goosberry bushed in fear of getting pregnant!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)

29 weeks by then

Well bumpy!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)

*glee*

I shall try not to violate you, but I may have to give it a pat.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)

pfff

you've just made me think of Pat Mustard

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)

Of what?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)

"I know what's going on, Pat Mustard. There are some very hairy babies on Craggy Island, and I think you are the hairy baby-maker."

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)

OH!

Hahaha, yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)

That's ok, I'll be used to it by then

I have weekly pattings from people, and I'm not even that bumpy yet

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)

my sister showed my dad the scan of hers

he said "It's about the size of a lemon - some say they can see the family resemblance"

there's something he's not telling me

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)

It'd only be a little one.

I know it'll get annoying for you!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)

Can we paint a big smiley face on your tummy then?:D

Oh and po your name on the bash list:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)

Already done

And I may have to come along with a plain t-shirt and some fabric pens :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)

I was thinking of putting the calendar image on a bunch of tshirts:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)

Needs more spunking Big Ben

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)

That's true to so many things in life!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)

*giggles*

I may bring Mr Trellis along. Would this cause problems?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)

Is he going to be your stunt liver for the night?:P

No probs.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)

Yes, he will be drinking for both of us!

Not sure if he'll join me, but I'll check with him tonight

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)

Eyes of the Terror

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)

A taster of what I am making at the moment.

Looks a bit like cowjam.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:37, archived)

I'd certainly buy his chicken nuggets

(I Go To The Co-Op Every Day with a talking sock, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:38, archived)

You do not buy them,

You work for them.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:39, archived)

In soviet russia

Mac big's you...

...erm... no that doesn't quite work, does it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:40, archived)

hahaha!!

'ningles joseph!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:46, archived)

ning matey!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:47, archived)

hooray, updates with every change please

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mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:41, archived)

This is utterly unlike the finished product.

The finished product will be of Lenin McDonald, but neither these source images, nor this style.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:42, archived)

i can't wait

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mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:42, archived)

Listen here, you sarcastic little termite,

if I want to post a picture of this calibre then I am more than entitled to and should I choose to mention that I will be producing a better image on a similar theme then I am equally well within the remit of the FAQs.

I understand a backlash at those who post half a vector and then an eighty percent complete vector and so on, but do not take it out on me or I shall obtain one of those knives with the circular cut-out, as wielded by Naveen Andrews in Planet Terror and use it in precisely the manner intended.

Of not, because I am in my office, miles away.

I might whine like a girl though.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:46, archived)

I prefeer the latter...

; )

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:47, archived)

Hello you.

I've somehow switched over to the gay shift, so I haven't seen you around for a while.

Do you fare well?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:49, archived)

Grand ta...

Gay shift, eh?

*shuffles nervously*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)

well if that's the case....

first draft of this post
what do you reckon so far?

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mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:56, archived)

Not worthy of posting.

Please raise the bar.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)

ok, you can have my 17,000 post

LOOK I CAN PRESS REPLY AND POST A NEW MESSAGE 17,000 TIMES

IF ONLY I WAS A FAT BIRD I COULD POST A PICTURE OF MYSELF SEMI NAKED AND GET PANDERED TO FOR IT

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mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)

congratulations!

get yer baps out love

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)

18418, baby!

Yeah!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)

fuck yeah! flop the beast out on the table

and set to it with the tenderiser!

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)

rate my fat arse.com

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mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)

hmm, it's a scale looking like this

anywhere from (__)(__) to (_________)(__________)

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)

What about (_)(_)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)

no one has a number 1, not even me

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)

don't you'll upset the fat chicks

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mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)

Big Round Number.

I am a fat bird yet I still do not post pictures of myself naked.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)

big round number posts

possibly the most pointless thing on b3ta unless you are a fat bird with low self esteem

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mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)

Indeed.

I do not agree, I think that there are many much more pointless images, but I do not see any need to celebrate one's own typeractiveness.

Thankfully I am denied the opportunity to celebrate, as I cannot work out how many posts I have made.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)

that is because you are banned all the time for acting up

NO RUNNING IN THE PLAYGROUND

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mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)

To be fair,

I did intimate that I might carry some scissors.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)

Haha,

Although he does look a bit like Charles Manson. Which is worrying.

Most woo though

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Aenesis, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:46, archived)

There is nothing wrong with looking like Charles Manson,

but I have given Lenin quite a face lift there - his cheek bones are somewhat accentuated in line with McDonalds' staffing policy.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:48, archived)

I bet if Charlie ran Macdonalds,

the food would be better than the rancid crap they serve now.

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Aenesis, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:53, archived)

Having eaten Long Pig a few times now,

yes, I dare say it would.

Soylent Green sauce, anyone?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:56, archived)

www.churchofeuthanasia.org/e-sermons/butcher.html

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)

Damn I'm hungry now.

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Aenesis, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:02, archived)

Noel Edmonds?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:48, archived)

No,

Cowjam.

I don't know how to search for users any more, otherwise I would have posted a link to his profile.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:49, archived)

Sadly, having found it, he has no portrait there.

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=16863

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:52, archived)

Damnation

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:55, archived)

How's your belly?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)

Bumpy - a 'good size' according to midhusband

*gleeeeeeeees*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)

I want another one.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)

Craving placenta again?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)

Happy Meal or no Happy Meal

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:01, archived)

Well done you

You just made me laugh like an idiot :)

How's you?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)

Not too good today

The ol' Cluster Headaches started back last friday on another run - first this year - and haven't been too good.
Alas, am teaching today as well, it just gets better
aside from all that, not too shabby!

and your good self?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)

Aw hon, not good :(

I'm skiving today as have had virtually no sleep for a week

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)

The Queen in a nice Hat

Actually, boredom set in, and I couldn't be arsed to fire up the old CS2, so I made this instead, after seeing this website: www.ne.jp/asahi/fickle/flickers/noguchi/menu.htm
Sorry in advance to the b3ta Nazi's, I wasn't sure if to post it here or on the Links board! ;)

Your Turn to make one....

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Darklord, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:16, archived)

haha very nice!

for the record, if you made this then here's fine, if this isn't yours then /links would be better but it's not like the board is moving much this morning anyway

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:21, archived)

um......You're being a Nazi, so 'For The Record' - F*ck Off!

;-)

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Darklord, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:27, archived)

How is answering your question being a Nazi?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:28, archived)

I don't like the font

ello Trels - how are you?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:29, archived)

Too brown

Actually not too bad ta Nibs! Just not feeling too great, so skiving today...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:30, archived)

Question!

I don't see a question mark

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Darklord, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:49, archived)

see this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/question_definition.htm

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)

Oh Right

cause if it's on Wikipedia, it must be true!

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Darklord, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:02, archived)

click the link and have a look

edit - gwan, click it! scratch that itch!

edit edit - grumble grumble, i went to so much trouble etc

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)

Wikipedia isn't all lies

just mostly lies. Why are you being so harsh to everyone? Just relax ffs.

/clearly not being a nazi.

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Aenesis, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)

H E L L O

I'm messing around, JOKING - Having FUN, thats why I put a :-) (smile) after the comments, to show I was JOKING, which you don't get! Maybe you should Relax? Kiss Kiss, Darklord. x

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Darklord, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

They're making up imaginary rules.

The links board is just as much for things you've made as it is for links you've found.

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gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)

I doubt nazi's were so polite

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:29, archived)

crikey, ello KW

how's tings?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:30, archived)

'lo chief

not too bad, yourself?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:31, archived)

aye good ta

there's a diminutive plasterer in my bdroom

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:48, archived)

no i'm not, i'm trying to be helpful

cunt :)

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:39, archived)

Telling someone what they can and can't do is rarely helpful.

especially in this case where it would have been appropriate on either board.

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gronkpan, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)

New twenty pound note ftw!

(I Go To The Co-Op Every Day with a talking sock, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:27, archived)

I don't have any tenna's or fiver's, otherwise I'd do a whole series

Fitfty's are also rare these days! :)

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Darklord, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:31, archived)

when i worked in a shop

i was always supicious of people with fifty's.

Mainly because I never got one meself...

Probably all drug dealers. Well, it was Wood Green

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:36, archived)

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