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I LOVE YOU ROBERT KILROY-SILK!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

Sexy stuff.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

it gives me the fackin' horn!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

Thats 68 times more hardcore than the regular horn!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

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ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

see it works.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

The face looked really strange if I made it bigger,

so I had to keep it smaller. It's almost a gnops

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ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

Nice norks!

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Aenesis, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

/Covers top half

/Fwaps
/Covers bottom half
/Fwaps harder

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Rico, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)

wait, if you're covering both halves, what does that leave you to fwap with?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)

The writing in the middle

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ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)

Ah, you misunderstand.

My spunk covered the top half of picture to start with and gravity took care of the bottom half.

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Rico, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)

this doesn't scare me as much as it should

which scares me

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

you luurve kilroy and cosplay!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

that's true

apart from the kilroy bit and the cosplay bit

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

just admit it. i won't judge you.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

that'll be a first :p

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

ssshh gareth!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

*vomits into own hollow eyesockets*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

classy.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

I CAN SEE THE SMELL!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

where?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

Aldershot

Also Mother's Day is shit.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

of course it's shit.

it'll only be good in my books once i've had a kid or two and they have enough cash to buy me something decent.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

I didn't know you were writing a book as well

Although I don't see what having sex with minors has to do with the quality of national hoidays in your plot.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

very droll sir.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

Indeed

Also Mother's Day is shit because I got nothing worthwhile done at all and by the time I got back I wasn't in the mood for writing.

This is going to be the slowest fucking novel ever.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

well you know there's always plagiarism.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

There is that

But then again it is already pretty much Hitchhiker's guide + Red Dwarf.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

aah.

you better start again then!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

Thanks

You're really helping my pessimism and lack of structured work ethic!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

oh noes!

well really short of finding out where you live and standing over you with a cricket bat forcing youto work and such, theres not a lot i can do to help.
but i'm sure it' going to be a very nice book and that you will get a burst of energy/inpiratin/whatever and sit down and write tons!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

Nay, I already did that.

To give you a pointlessly detailed description, I orginally thought up what could happen at the end of the very last chapter and thought that was a passable idea (I have ideas all the time and obviously I never actually do them).
Then for some reason I ended up sitting down and writing out the story for 14 hours a day for two weeks, with to prior plot or vague idea of where it was going.

Then I went back and looked at it and realised it was clinically unfunny, so i'm having to think up jokes.
I did put a chapter up somewhere....

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)

still, it's something. better than having nothing and you have stuff done on paper which is always good!

chin up sir and all that! :)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)

It's not on paper

I write on papyrus, using freshly squeezed squid ink.
Actually fuck that, I carve it by hand in stone tablets.
No bollocks to it, I erode the prose into the surface of cliffs across the land.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)

you know what i mean! don't be so picky.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

No.

I never know what you mean, you're a jibbering mess of rabid confusion and drivel.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

oh ok :(

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

*pats on head*

*gives chocolate biscuit/sedative*

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

yay!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

Also

www.fistoffun.net/downloads.htm

There's an interview with Richard Herring about Derek & Clive stashed in their too.
Amongst all the Lee, Herring, Eldon and Iannucci radio stuff.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

quite an achievement too

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

ooo i don't know about that!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

O HAI KILROI.

U K?
^_^

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke!

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

BUT I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!

*cries*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

OF COURSE I LOVE YOU MORE THO!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

BUT YOU SAID I WAS THE ONLY ONE!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)

WHEN DID I?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

I MUST HAVE YOU CONFUSED WITH ONE OF MY OTHER BITCHES

SORRY

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

IT DEPENDS ON WHT I AM FANASISING ABOUT AT THE TIME

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)

This is what Killerkitti will look like in 50 years' time

And I claim my £5.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)

Share...

...or shaft-nyo?

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)

GRRRRRRRRRR!

YIFF! MEOW MEEEOOOWWW.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)

Go and watch

my new video on links.

Or I WILL hunt you down like a dawg.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

Like I am a dawg that you are hunting

or hunt me down in the manner that a dawg would hunt me down?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

This.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

Then I shall boycott links

in the hope of some top quality repercussions.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

<<Hunts

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)

i don't want to be hunted down like a dawg

but it am my bedtime, pretty much

oh, g'wan then

edit: glad i did, that's some fine country living...

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

needs more FRESH! on the license plate

otherwise this is 104% of woo!

:D

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McBadger COW, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

Why go to /links when I am entertained with woo like this?

But just for you :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

This is in the

video; there is more! Thrills, spills, Sheep!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)

Have been and clicked'd

hump de bump de bump !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

great stuff

all of it, yes

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)

I am saving it for tomorrow.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)

I have decided

no-one is allowed to watch it unless they wear a hat. Rules are rules.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

oops

i forgot the hat. can i wear one now for three minutes and have it credited to my /links account?

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)

You are granted

dispensation. But you must wear a hat for the next hour.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)

i'm going to be asleep for some of that

can i claim credit on 8 hours somnulent tonsurial adornment?

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

No.

wear a night cap. Or drink one, I'm easy.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

like sunday eeeeveniiiiing

will do!

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

My hair's virtually a hat.

however I also have:

black trilby
tricorner pirate hat
slouchy black beanie
purple beret.

Which would you like?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)

Pirate hat

no contest.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

Excellent.

It is currently hooked to my monitor then, which makes tomorrow easier.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

I like you

'Tomorrow i shall wear a pirate hat and the day will be easier.' THAT is a lifestyle, and i like it.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

Oh I wish I could wear it at work.

I really wish I do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

Do it!

I got a memo at work recently asking would the 'person shouting "COCK!" during managers visits please stop'. i was proud.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

I have one of those Russian hats...

With the earflaps. Will that be sufficient?

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

Perfect!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

Having watched it wearing the hat...

The earflaps made it slightly hard to hear : (

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

So....

you have an advantage....

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

i watched it (without a hat) before you made the rule

is this a problem?

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

Unfortunately

You must send me money. Or fine cheese.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

will a triple choc muffin do?

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

YUM

yum yum

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

i'll take that as a yes

night b3ta!

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

Hmmm

Soviet Union Officer's Dress hat, USSR 50s Helmet or Canadian Gas Mask?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

Trilby.

The rest are just too flash.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

Would that it were

If I could find one, I would.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

You

are Stephen Fry AICMFP etc

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

If I could just be smashing and lovely for a moment

I would like to omit that I, being that fond speaker so several of you admire, am in fact none other than not Stephen Fry.
I'm sure it comes to you as much less than a silky smooth cut surprise, but i'm afraid I must withdraw my lovliness from all of you.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

dave?

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

finally! didn't think anyone was going to say it!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

While

I have your attention. It is my birthday soon and i thought I'd get some decent software. You know what I do; what should I buy? (Don't say Paint)

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

i don't

think i had your attention.

Poo.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

fuck you I won't do what you tell me

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)

Learn From History!

Or just buy a computer because it's "pretty" and your geek mate says it's better than Windows. Just don't come crying to me when you can't get any software, have to run bulky, slow translators like Rosetta and the bastard thing burns your lap because it runs at twice the temperature of the surface of the Sun.

(clut, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)

HEY, I'M USING A MACBOOK RIGHT NOW

AND IT'S KEEPING MY LEGS NICE AND MELTY.

It actually is.

And I totally agree, I only got it to run Logic.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

I remember when Apple was a company associated solely with nerds.

It then became some kind of "hip and trendy" company for all the cool kids, practically overnight.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

iPod saved them

and I just do not understand how they get away with it.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

I know what you mean, it's weird.

I think the addition of "i" in front of every cunting product they ever make helps a bit, but I don't see how. I still bought an iRiver, and it's basically fucking indestructible.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

I too have an iRiver.

I like the fact that it is a hard-drive with an mp3 player, so I can drop in whatever files I like and it'll play the music ones as well.

Fuck having to install fucking iTunes just to listen to a song.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

Damn right.

In fact, all but one of the buttons on my iRiver are broken. It can only turn on, play, pause and go to radio/mp3 function.

But it's still usable, and I have lots of movies and programs stored on there.

It's ace.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

funny how iRivers aren't made by apple.

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

You're a dirty filthy whore

THAT'S RIGHT

:P

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McBadger COW, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

Well duh :3

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

get in the van

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McBadger COW, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)

GET IN THE CANDY.

I'VE GOT A VAN.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

The aluminium ones really conduct nicelly.

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

Tell Apple that you keep burning yourself on it.

They'll give you a refund and compensation.

(clut, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

The Mac is excellent for home media use.

If you want to use photoshop, look at films and pictures and surf the web then, with the addition of the sensible second mouse button, it is very good.

About as good as a windows or Ubuntu box that cost as much.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

do they make Photoshop that runs native

on the MacBook's Intel chips, yet?

(clut, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

CS3 runs on leopard.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

and leopards run on plains

and planes run on fuel
and the fuel is EMPTY
just like MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

I'm running it native on here right now, so yessum.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)

could you run

Photoshop, Illustrator and Corel painter all at the same time with images open and in edit whilst browsing too? I Don't ask this glibly, we have a macbook pro here that she has stopped using. I have never turned it on myself. My laptop is no longer up to all the things I want to do ( oh that includes World of Warcraft ) and as I'll be working away this summer I don't know if I should bite the bullet and try and use the godawful thing or just buy another laptop.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

Mine's not a Pro

But I wouldn't be surprised if it could handle that, it's a lot more powerful than this thing, and it does damn near all I want to do.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

I just wish I could lug my

PC around with me wherever I go but hotels frown on it. I have all the above running right now plus media player and all the usual background stuff. I've not found a way to kill it yet and this is not even the big beast.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

install vista on it

the macbook pro briefly enjoyed celebrity as the fastest production vista laptop^[1]

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

I might try that

I'm not really a laptop fan to be honest and my XDA does just about all I need for work purposes as it runs windows mobile 6. But If I'm going to be away for 4-6 weeks then I'm pretty damn sure I'll miss warcraft and b3ta so need to be prepared.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

Ahh happy memories.

I remember when an Amiga 2000 with a GVP-030 accelerator was the worlds fastest Mac ;-)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)

i've been toying with the idea of getting a macbook

though i think i'm going to get another tablet pc, because i want the pen goodness. whatever it is, it'll probably be running kde

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

I like my MacBook

there is something about them that drives people fanatical, though.

Maybe they're actually really shit and we're all in denial.

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

the specs aren't bad, and they fit together nicely

and the os, if it suits your needs, is very cool. the only downsides for me are the wide screens and the lack of factory-ready tablet screens. that, and macbook pros dent really easily

that said, this wee acer is full of bullet holes, and plastic doesn't bend so well...

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

Everyone seems to be going widescreen nowadays, not sure why

and my MacBook is extremely durable compared to all the PC laptops I've had in the past. It even copes with my kitten chewing the corners :-)

Mind you, if the Acer works with bullet holes in it, I'd stick with that brand...

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

it was a pricey model 5 years ago

and has the blessing of fanlessness. it's kind of magical, and i do love it. but sooner or later it will die, and i don't want to be left without a backup plan

plus, though it handles everything i throw at it with aplomb, it could be a leetle beet quicker

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

I had to use photoshop on windows once...

Just not as good.

If I played games I would go windows and I have a vaio media centre but for creative uses I need a mac.

I agree about the rosetta crap though.
Just upgraded to a quad core intell xeon and had to stick 9 gig in it to get a good performance out of CS2....

just got to wait until the boss lady gets back so I can beg for CS3 which runs native on Intel chips.

BTW anyone using a laptop of any kind on their lap clearly doesnt value their nadgers. Laptop batteries have a bad rep for exploding or catching fire.

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)

cunt off

You tedious, herd following Windoze loving, Bill Gates sucking moron. Enjoy your virus ridden, crap-wizard-laden piece of shit OS that you use because you're too stupid to know any better. WANKSTAIN!

Still, when it breaks (which it always does) at least you can go down to Greggs the fucking bakers to get it fixed.

(nawlins, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

shit off

You only bought your redundant, fisher price anachronism of a computer because you thought it would make you look hard, radical and politically edgy.

Instead everyone assumes you are either a predictable, new millennium protest-sheep, or some spotty, teenage sociopath with no love life, that only runs really dull techy apps and substandard open source shit.

Either way you lose. Always.

(clut, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:58, archived)

I like my coffee the same as my women

Large & black

; )

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McBadger COW, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)

CUNTS

They stole all our trade and now my job's not worth doing anymore.
(Nero's not Heroes)

Woo.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)

I hate coffee houses

/home made blog

where ya work anyway?

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McBadger COW, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

i can't say i'm a fan of espresso-lite

if you're going to have a big coffee, filter is the way to go. if you want espresso, have espresso. if you want frothy cream, close your eyes and open your mouth

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)

Costa.

In one month Nero's opened directly opposite and Starbucks just round the corner.
Our coffee's much better but our management are twats which is making my job shit.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)

They opened a costa up my road this month

I went in once and got a cranberry and raspberry frozen shake thingy, it was pretty tasty

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McBadger COW, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

They're better if you mix them half and half

with the mango and passionfruit. Although, they look a bit sick coloured.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

COVERED IN BEEEEEEEEEEES

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

DISCO BEE PARTY TIME!

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McBadger COW, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)

*spacks out*

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

*fwaps and spacks out some more*

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

COR!

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McBadger COW, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

Woogan!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)

FUCKS.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

I PREFER A MORE UPPER CLASS BEE MUSIC.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

Luv me tender . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

Erica Badu

She rocks.............damn, y'all feel that?

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Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

She be keepin' up with

Hugh Skully . . . Jazzed !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

have hayden panettiere delivered to my room, stat

(as a belated birthday present)

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)

cor, I wish!

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McBadger COW, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

right

im off for a good nights sleep, maths gcse tomorrow :|

bye :)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

Aaaaaargh!

*explodes*

Edit: Also, good luck in your GCSE. Not that you should need it...

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)

awww

don't they all grow up so fast

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)

Good luck with that.

If I remember correctly, the answer is 4.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)

wrong

it's 42.

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

But what's the question?

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

(Life + Universe + Everything)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)

You're thinking of the A-level paper.

The GCSE paper makes some assumptions that puts it out by quite a way.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

eeeh,

don't worry about GCSE's... biggest waste of time ever. You'll walk out of them wondering what the fuck the previous two years of your life were about, and why you spent them stressing about GCSE's.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

And how you managed to spend 2 whole years learning such a small amount of stuff.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

And then you'll spend the next two years

being told everything you did learn was wrong and this is how it should be
(at least untill you get to Uni and you find out you were even more wrong)

/hadhisloveofsciencesuckedbysixthformblog

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)

What about year 9 SATS?

In my opinion, THAT was the biggest wasted year of my life.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

stressing about GCSEs?

that's like revising for sats.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

i can't say i stressed much about mine

but although they're quite trivial once you have a-levels/BTECs/whatever, they're kind of significant in the interim. like actually getting admitted to a-levels and handy things like that

so stress boy! stress!

actually don't. if you have any sort of a clue you'll do alright

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

Hahahah that's creepy as fuck!

Good luck with your exam :)

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ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

^ thanks to above for 'support'

thankyou very much, i think i need it.

do you have any retakes?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)

I have an Art exam on friday

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ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

FUCK. YOU'RE YOUNG.

I must start being a cunt to you :)

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Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

haha sadly yes :(

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)

FUCK OFF, DICKWALLOWER!

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Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)

*admits dickwallowing* :(

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

Go climb a wall of cocks!

I'm really good at being a cunt

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Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)

Get those grooming pants on, lads.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)

I shit in them :(

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Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)

Oh ttssattsr...*tuts*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

how come you're having exams already

summer half term's months away

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)

GCSEs!!!

I did those twenty years ago!
And look at me now!!!!

/falied 'em all

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)

Falied them all?

It's okay, it dus'nt sho.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)

Oh the irnoy!!!

I MEANT TO TYPE IRNOY!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

ONO THES SUKS!

NOW I LOOK STOPID.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)

Any ways they did'nt have computer's in schools in my day

so I have teached my typing myself.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

It look's like yor doing qwite well.

just remember to 'lol at the end of every sentence,

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Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

you must have been in the first year ever to do GCSEs?

or the last year ever to do O Levels. I did mine in '90 and we were the second or third year to do GCSEs. Meant there were very few past papers to copy from.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

First to do GCSE!

I am a pioneer!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)

fucking whippersnapper.

I did exams when they were fairly difficult and not dumbed down because of falling pass rates.

(11, before you ask )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)

twenty years ago?

they were still o levels weren't they

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)

Good luck dude

and before I forget, these are pictures of London Zoo's new bird house, the Blackburn Pavilion, which i'm not entirely when is open to the public, but it's looking utterly fantastic!

^CFB

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)

Do you want to trade jobs?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

Looks super sexy.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

What these don't convey

are the birds fluttering all around you, it's incredible; Sunbitterns, Bleeding-heart doves, etc, plus a waterfall falling from the ceiling

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)

That's an accident waiting to happen!

Birds are ferocious bastards!
They called me crazy when I built my bird-proof shelter! Crazy! But when the bird revolution comes, we'll see who's crazy! Mwahahahahaha!*

*it will be me, but at least I'll be alive.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

We've had Sunbitterns in the open Clore Rainforest Lookout exhibit

and them being free hasn't proved a problem, they simply hiss dramatically if you get to close, and fly off when you subsequently chuckle and get nearer

Same with the Tamarins and Marmosets; people tend to be overcome with a healthy dose of awe and respect to put either them or us in to much danger

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

nice

i think i'll try and pop down this summer

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

woo!

find out when they open, and we can have a b3ta day trip :)

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)

I went to the zoo yesterday.

There were baby rhinos and fruitbats.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)

Good luck!

Just bear in mind that all the answers are 4 and you'll do well!

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Rico, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

Campaign for real fluids

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)

Facial wash?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)

Not right now.

Thanks for the offer.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)

....ok thats just wrong

i'm going to bed
goodnight b3ta

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)

Goodnight

Skuggles.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

Zzzzzzz . . . Zzzzzzzzzz . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

'Night sir!

*huggles for SkUGgles*

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ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

Remember to lock up the T Rex in it's enclosure this time

we don't want a repeat of last night

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)

Keeps the wrinkles out ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

Only if you rub it hard enough

Otherwise it goes all loose and floppy.

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

Friction helps . . . aye ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)

salty!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

Kills 90% of all known germs*

*maybe

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

DEAD!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)

MURDERER!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)

or as they say right up north..MUDDERER!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

THERE'S BEEN A MUDDER!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)

fucking cracks me up evertyime.

does that make me a racist? or are northern accents saying murder just extremely funny?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

Oh don't worry!

Everything you say, do or think in today's society is racist. That goes for all of us.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)

hahahaha.

god i'm gonna feel guilty now.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

Kittttttyyyyyyyy!!!!!

Hello!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn

hello!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)

how's you?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)

everyone seems to be posting chav'uns

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

Mmmmmm Benicio.

Also:

/George

I fucking 'ate pikeys....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)

But they're not black!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)

whats black?

i live in the south of england.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

Guiness

Yeah, guiness is black.

/Carefully avoids any racism

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

yeah i was talking about new zealand.

in a non-racist way.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)

Yes, they are All Black!

I'm just digging a deeper hole!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

yes.

so so so deep.

now dig up!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)

*digs*

*sings "I get a kick out of you" *

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)

i get no kick from champagneeeeee

you'll get kicked out of non-predjudice society if your not careful.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)

I was hoping for a 'Blazing Saddles' quote actually.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

hmmm too young

i only have two 4 memories from that film.

the chess thing fast hands.

ku klux klan stealing outfits.

farting.

and mongo punching a horse.

oh yeah and the end thing when they break everything.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)

20th century policing.

before the chavs innit.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)

this is how we deal with them

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)

That is so damn cool.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

it's from the excellent tv show jPod

longer clip: www.haku.co.uk/b3ta/BangBangBangFull.gif (480kb)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

hmmm

not sure i'll be watching that when it hits these shores

although i've heard good things about it i just don't think it'll live up to the book

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

haven't read the book

love the show though

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)

got into coupland last summer

tried microserfs when i was about 13 and couldn't hack it, then my bro bought all families a few years back, i got him hey nostradamus and read both, then bought jpod last summer when i was waiting for my mate to get home from work so i could crash at his

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

OMG SHE IS SHOOTING SOMEONE

SOMEONE CALL 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

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ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

\o/

(Overlord Bubbles Swim awaaaay Fugu fish! Swim awaaaaaaay!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

I memorised it :D

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ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)

Hello IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

\o.

(Overlord Bubbles Swim awaaaay Fugu fish! Swim awaaaaaaay!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

I've emailed the fire brigade

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)

Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss.

(Overlord Bubbles Swim awaaaay Fugu fish! Swim awaaaaaaay!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

Feering rucky ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)

This needed more of that

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

Is that a tear?

woo btw

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)

Easy pickin's . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)

Is that in response to

this?

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

HAPPY B3TADAY

...again

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)

oh shit, so it is!

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

no, but HAHAHAHAHA.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

Happy candle day

Mr Took :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

^all of the above

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ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)

Cake this time . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)

Whahey!

Cake that makes me spack out... and has boobs on... how did you know it was my favourite?

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

I am a mentalist !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)

I want to replace our home grown chavs

with Poles, Estonians and Lithuanians, and might try and figure out that Downing Street petition lark later

the middle of the Atlantic, in case you were wandering, where their hats can bob with the waves to Sailing By at last

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

hope there's enough to go around

shock horror this wasn't done in PSP.

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)

*eats*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

*grabs handfuls*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

*bites your arms off*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

Oh no!

*continues grabbing with legs*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)

*looks at the state of your feet*

....ok you can have those...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)

*Eats muff

in*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)

muff' love?

course bruv!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)

Birfday cup . . . cake . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

i recognise him

what's he from?

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)

Some sort of steam thing . . .

I used it for my first b3taday . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

*consumes*

Was it you on your way to London, matey?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

nah

try to stay away from the place, me.

once i got away to uni, that was it for me and london.

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

my eight second attention span on this place can't keep up

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

Sunday night boredom.

\o/

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RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)

pffft, aces

*clicks*

And have a compo pea

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shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

sweet piss

that's outstanding

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

I can agree with this.

I was too stunned to say anything myself.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

Cor

That's ace that.

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)

Feck me!

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..wil, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

whoa

the panda has some package dangliing there!!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

Hah

Haven't seen that in a while

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

That's chuffing ace that is!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)

"...love, doesn't ask why..."

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)

GOAL!

..ow

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)

because tintin is a smug cunt

hurrah for his comeuppance at the feet of alan rickman

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)

hahaha

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RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

Nuts !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)

Quick, dirty, 35p

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

Nice font matching!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)

heh

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)

Tesco Value Seams*

*May not include hummus

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)

But it did take me quite a while

to realise there is no 'r' in Tescos!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)

They never have any in stock anyway

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)

been waiting for an excuse

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)

Mmatt Djamonnn

mnnnnng

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Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

haha i still smirked

i was thinking exactly the same thing,
dont forget font size :)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)

got to be cruel to be kind :D

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

if its got blue stripes, some chav will buy it

lol chav

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)

Last one

i'm going now, see you in teh 'ning

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NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)

compo it

HARD!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)

hahaha

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)

Heh

My last pair set me back £130, even an optician laughed and said I was a muppet for paying so much for shades

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

I need prescription sunglasses.

I'm not going through another summer having to choose between non-blindy and fuzzy or blind but in perfect focus...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)

This is why I chose contacts!

30 years of sun blindness!
I just bought some damn sexy Police* ones!

*Not the coppers!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)

I'm going to try contacts

but as I work all day in front of a computer I may need to keep my glasses on me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)

I need hard gas permeable ones!

They are so annoying, if you can get monthly or daily ones they are supposed to be much comfier.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)

My pants are hard gas permeable.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)

me too as well

Mine were £15 a month from specsavers. I'vce looked at buying them from an online retailer, but my bad eye (technically, worse eye) has such a strong prescription that most of the online sites don't cater for them.

/blind as a whatsit blog

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

photochromatic lenses (or 'Reactions' in specsaver speak) might be worth considering

but one potential drawback is making any excess light sensitivity worse because they will always react (albeit not fully) to marginally increased light levels

I get by with normal glasses, but use (daily) disposable contact lenses (I have a minor astigmatism, but normal [non-toric] lenses produce a good enough correction) whenever I need to wear sunglasses (usually when sea kayaking).

If I ever wanted to do the ladeez-who-lunch thing and sit in the sun guzzling lattes during my lunch break, then I would probably get prescription sunglasses. I'm not a woman though, so that isn't really a problem :P

Oh, and daily disposable lenses are usually thin/moist enough to last an entire working day; if you go for monthly ones, then you might end up with dry eyes and need glasses as a back up etc.

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custard, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)

Thank you for all the advice!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)

can you wear lenses when kayaking?

I was told not to get my lenses near water. bacteria and all that...

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)

I thought that too

but it isn't an issue with daily lenses; you bin them so is there no chance for anything (bugs, protein deposits etc.) to build up on them.

also (according to the last optician/dispensing optician I asked about this), sea water is less likely to contain anything nasty than (untreated) fresh water; it's more sterile apparently.

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custard, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

fairy nuff

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

kayaking with contacts

I used to do it all the time. The only risk is that if you go through rapids or down a fall and you don't close your eyes in time and get a face full of water, they may get washed up to the top of your eyes. Don't worry though, they drift back down shortly after. I developed the habit of doing rapids with one eye only slightly open, so if the fully open one got the lens washed up I could still see out of one eye.

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SteamedCleaner, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)

You actually do some work?

I had failed to grasp this, Captain! ;)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)

I don't think you understand.

She works on b3ta, and so is in front of a computer all day.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)

I do, I manage stuff.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

silly laydee.

ironing is not career ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

Can you not get those really thin clip-on

UV sunglass filters?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)

I suppose, but they're hardly what I'd call attractive.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)

I wouldn't know

I didn't even know you knew glasses to be honest.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)

I don't wear them in a lot of photos

as they always seem to reflect whatever light's in the room.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

and people wouldn't be able to ogle your lovely green(?) eyes

and rub the fronts of their trousers etc.

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custard, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

Green sometimes, blue sometimes, violetty grey sometimes.

Ca depende.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)

cor...

Chameleon eyes... yummy...

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custard, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)

Or frightening.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)

I have tried on other people's glasses on occasion

They make me look marginally less freaky looking.

Although they shroud my light-cannot-escape-from-its-surface eyes.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

me to

but they have lasted me 4 years so far, would have got through 2753 cheap pairs by now so all works out in the end.

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NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)

I wear

Bloc. Which are like Oakley but without the ridiculous mark up and bicycle courier stigma.
www.eyeweardirect.co.uk/index.php?cPath=1_4

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)

pffffft

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)

Just GOTTA get me one of these-

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)

WANT

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)

^this x 87

presently i am making triple-choc muffins, would anyone like one?

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)

YES

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)

they have just gone in the oven and will be ready in about 25 minutes.

i'm not sure how well they will translate into the medium of t'internet, but i will see what i can do.

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)

Ooooooh yes please.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)

I would like two.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)

this is greedy

for being greedy, you get none

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)

I'd be happy with one,

but I thought it was worth a shot.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)

me first!

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)

FUCK OFF!

I was here first!

They're all mine!

Edit: No, that's mean. Cap'n, you can share one with me.
The rest of you GET TO FUCK!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)

At least nobody could say you were being mean now.

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)

\o/

YOU are a NICE PERSON.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)

you were here first but that's no reason to be nasty

for shame, jessie. for shame.

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)

I can't help it

we're talking about chocolate muffins!
And I'm not nasty, ask...HER!

*grabs the cap'n*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)

She's not, it's true.

She's absolutely lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)

I'll only agree when I get some muffin.

edit: innuendo not intended

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)

noun or verb?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)

Put me down for the mixed platter.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

WHOAH!

Someone mentions chocolate in front of women!!!

Moths to the flame!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)

Like men to obvious stereotypes, I assume.

;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)

*high fives*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

That's right, sister.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)

Oooh very clever!!!

Damn you!
You can keep yer muffins!
/has no witty retort

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)

I just noticed we both used the word retort

on the same page... and now I feel a bit of a copy-cat

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)

Words is words

Use whichever words I have used before,I'm not bothered!
In fact make sure you use the word 'bothered'.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)

I will not be

bothered to not use retort in this retort . . .
must there be a tort in order to retort ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)

i want to yes but im feeling fat :(

how many kb are they?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)

This is the internet

You can eat every muffin ever offered and never gain a single ounce. Except through lack of exercise.

(

*wobbles internet belly*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)

yes please

/relurks

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)

Bravestarr will sue.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)

Sue Bravestarr?

I know her!

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)

FINALLY

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)

hahaha

to bed!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)

awww!~

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)

Are your mints having sex?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)

Fucking hell

MINT ON MINT ACTION!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)

now... ask yourself....

if you had a tic tac and a polo mint... could you pass the tic tac THROUGH the polo mint hole. Imagine it, then guess... I know the answer, but none of my friends believed me.

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)

i wouldn't have thought so

but assume you can from your post

anyone else remember "polo holes"? they should bring them back

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)

I think the Mighty Boosh bought all the containers for them

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)

most mighty boosh

episodes use a recurring theme of polo mints in the costumes. Polo Holes were packaged in a giant polomint shaped box, and they are very much like the ones they use. If you can be bothered google image searching them.;.

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)

not the ones i bought

they were packaged in a tube similar to an easy access pill bottle.

only watched the boosh twice, since the girl who i was watching it to have more in common with got with someone else i saw no point in continuing with it

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)

is that RIS in latin?

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

nah,

the s is too curved

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAH

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ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)

haha

very happy to have you back, sir

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)

I am not sure there is any need for that...

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)

OK . . . Mandala it is !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)

*fits*

think i stared too hard at that

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)

What a brilliant picture retort!

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)

It's like being in a Tool video.

This is good.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)

Toooooooooooool !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

this is less hypnotic and more

disturbing.

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

Pleased to aim . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

Or a Steamhorse!

A Nazi Steamhorse! A Giant Nazi Steamhorse!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)

Hahahahahah!

I have no idea why, but I leaked a bit of wee when I laughed at this one. Probably need some pelvic floor gubbins or some such.

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

SEAMS

TO BE A PEAROAST

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)

That has to be dangergous!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)

Or a fishorse . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)

Iyah *78&?&5

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)

Waiting for the offspring . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)

hi ho thunder!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)

Not so horny !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)

Lol

Horse kiss

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)

Yay!

Best of all the jet powered modes of transport!

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Rico, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)

Whats wrong with that pic?

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)

The South lost?

yee haa!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)

There is no shadow from the cat

Moona cat

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)

BERYL REID!

MOONCAT!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)

moon cats are all green

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)

Lol

I agree with that

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)

did you know

the guy who did the voice for mooncat was the same guy who did the voice for roland rat

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)

No golf club . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)

his zip is open?

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)

sweet

oooh ahhh

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sooperdave, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)

*sails*

i love that song.
and these pictures. They please me...
my favourite it the 'put away those fiery biscuits* one

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)

i like how your work is cute yet not gay, its a perfect balance!

woo yay

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)

haha

best comment ever.

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sooperdave, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)

I do like your draws.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)

*enjoys*

*greatly*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)

Sweet!

Literally! :D

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..wil, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)

...GET THE HONEY!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)

*resists urge to pearoast ship at sea pic again*

Too soon ;)

That, however, is most excellent!!!

(

can't resist

Click for bigger (395KB)

( not ship though )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)

That was my wallpaper for about an hour yesterday

(

That gives me all sorts of

glee and disappointment in one go.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)

I like it, A LOT

But everytime I minimised my windows it just looked really bleak due to mostly being washed out clouds, and the impact was lost with icons on it.

I'd love to see it on a big canvas on my wall (high ceilings and not much to fill the space right now) if it could stand that kind of amplification, I'm a real sucker for pictures that give me that tingly 'more than the sum of its parts' feeling, but using it as a wallpaper felt like making the sexy lady cover up

(

I can do stuff massive. I just tend not to as the

image gets lost on the monitor when you view it in detail. I'm doing another one now. I might make it larger.

It's 2505 X 2505 right now.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)

Looks like it's coming along nicely

send me a link if you post it

or send me the file if you don't

(

Cthulhu can get back to Rl'yeh

It has nothing on this kitty

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)

mustresistmustresistmustresistmustresistmustresistmustresistmustresistmustresistmustresistmustresistmustresistmustresist

(

They were not composed altogether of flesh and blood.

They had shape...but that shape was not made of matter. When the stars were right, They could plunge from world to world through the sky; but when the stars were wrong, They could not live. But although They no longer lived, They would never really die. They all lay in stone houses in Their great city of R'lyeh, preserved by the spells of mighty Cthulhu for a glorious resurrection when the stars and the earth might once more be ready for Them

Which makes them very irritable and thirsty after countless aeon's

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)

I feel so dirty

Edit: Oooh, I hadn't realised that was yours, it's very much excellent!

(

It had to be

*looks above*

the Stars are right

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)

That's the most lully thing I've seen all day!

and has cheered me up somewhat. :)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)

Yay

Sailing by

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)

This was more of a surreal Jeeves and Wooster joke

and less of a crap garfield strip in my head.

Also I don't think redrawing John as Bertie was really worth it, as it just looks like i've drawn a crap john.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)

Hahah

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ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)

what is with all the

garfield bastardisations?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)

well in about 196- jim davis had his cartoon syndicated

and he's had some quite dry spells since then

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)

There was a theory kicked around a few years ago that garfield is funnier if Garfield himself does not speak

this was funny at the time. Then someone ripped off the idea saying that Garfield is funnier if you completely remove Garfield from the strips.

The motivation for this is probably to raise some ad revenue for someone's blog by creating a few examples and posting on Digg and Reddit, and fishing for people that haven't hear the theories before.

Anyways, since that happened, its been a recurring and easy to mash up meme.

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)

Trying to get all the available humour out of a consistant source

I imagine.

I thought it was a fairly subversive idea to randomly add some Jeeves and Wooster to it, but it really isn't.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)

There is nothing wrong with it

I like that it is a bit hatstand.

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)

I liked it

(

You're both too kind

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)

You're not to know this, but I don't do non-genuine kindness

I do go out of my way to let people know I enjoyed/liked something they have done, but I never say it unless I mean it.

(

So wait...

you weren't being kind when you said I had an average sized cock? SUCCESS!

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)

'MOSTLY average' I said

that end thing just isn't the norm at all!

(

i'm not getting my cock out for 2000 posts as i can find my camera

so instead have a 1994 post about cocks

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)

Well, I for one am happy to not see your cock.

And also, happy to see this. Woo!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)

^this

(

mutster101 fell over, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)

Just what

have you got against cocks? You did not want to see mine either. Cockist!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)

I try to have as little of mine against cocks as possible, generally.

Don't get me wrong, I'm sure you all have lovely genetalia, I'm just not the man to appreciate them fully.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)

Congrats!!!

(

ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)

Oh you cop out

but 'woo' :D

(

*ahems*

b3ta.com/board/8124995

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)

Excellent!

re: floor space, I really don't know yet. In theory there will be but I might not be a first come first served approach this year as I've had a few careful requests that would enable people to actually attend the bash!

I'll stick info up on the calendar page as soon as we sort it out though :)

(

okey dokey.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)

what about bed space?

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)

I'll ask the other residents and get back to you

I have to warn you though, he didn't seem too swayed by the 'someone to make breakfast' proposal

(

haha.

Bless.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)

No cock?

Wussy McWuss

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)

^^^

(

*claps*

well done love.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)

...MEET THE NEW BOSS...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)

I can't see what's on his trunk,

but I like that story.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)

hehe i've seen them live i have :D

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)

seussical?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)

christ

took me a moment...

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)

We won't get fooled again !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)

is that a hairy bollockephant?

wassat on his nose?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)

...it's a little roger daultry...a WHO...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)

Gazzzzzzzundt !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)

ha ha...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)

SkUGosaurus?

(

ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)

Yay

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)

where is teh quo?

(

Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)

dick and quirty...

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)

YES.

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)

Shuttlecock?

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)

no.

just a poor tailor.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)

was it jenny?

the old ones are still the ~~best~~ old ones

(

spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)

yep,

it belongs to Major Tom

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)

Bad minton!

That's a very bad minton. In your bed!

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)

Squash . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)

Sponsoring sports teams throughout South East Asia and in particular Bangkok

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)

Did you know Bangkok's full ceremonial name is

"Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit"?

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)

Gesundheit!

seriously, what?

Does it require pills?

(Lythium deals in lead, my friend., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)

arf :D

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)

I wish mine had arms

(

Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)

Well don't just sit there whining,

get out the sewing kit.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)

where will i find

arms to fit?

(

Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)

Is there an abortion clinic local to you?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)

you cunt

he isn't that small

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)

Haha,

abduct a baby/toddler appropriate to your needs.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)

not 'spurtif' ?

Woo!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)

verra ace

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)

Yay!

(

Rico, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)

Pearoast...

..but eff it, it's relevant.

(

spawn, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)

I've pictured that for years

(Ginger Genocide, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)

i took a picture of myself and drew myself on fucking fire

Click for actual size i drewed it in (27KB)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)

YOU'RE ON FUCKING FIRE

(

ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)

HE'SONFUCKINGFIRE

/cheers

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)

Has he just farted?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)

he is me

and no

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)

now?

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)

*pulls finger*

yes

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)

Hot comb !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)

You're hot!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)

Just as well its not "Great balls of fire"!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)

Hahaha

Quite

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)

Quick and dirty

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NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)

Pink Floyd ftw!!

(

ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)

Did i go to geeky?

It's the logo of Cyberdyne systems.

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NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)

I don't know, but as long as it's a Pink Floyd reference it's good.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)

This reminds me of Y-fronts.

Woo

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)

Reminds me of metal pyramid rainbow on gradient.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)

Dark Side of the Pants.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)

~~dark~~ brown

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)

Ris?

But filename suggests possibility of woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)

Powerful Stuff!

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)

Ouch!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)

No wonder . . . I see !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)

HAHAHA

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)

Triangularprismatic breakdown !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)

Reminds me of

the Hunter Seeker Algorthmn secret project video.

/turned-based-pc-game-reference-blog

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)

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