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(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

And have a different cow lick your hair . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

*squints*

newb :p

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Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

Love me Tintin, love me true

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broadsword, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

I've found a renewable energy source

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broadsword, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

Oh my,

I bet that'd make me feel even more ill than drinking too much energy drink. Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

Hahahah *spang*!

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

Oh great !

I can put that on everything . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

Patent iiiiiiiit!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)

now this

i like.

(ArchNemesis :(){ :|:& };:, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

yay!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

hello

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

Hello

Goodnight.

(*edit no offence, I'm just knackered)

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

*bums*

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Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)

*click*

Oh yes :D

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[DTMX] Fishing hook, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

well

guess you forgot to choose it to be a compo-post.
you must know magic, it's a compo-post now.

(ArchNemesis :(){ :|:& };:, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

I ENDORSE THIS IMAGE

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

not putting up

much of a fight, is she?
dirty slut.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

i'd like to imagine

he has a knife to her back

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Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

he must have a knife

to cut through her pants, he hasn't pulled them down

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

One forceful thrust should see that problem disappear.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

it should also see her knickers disappear

right up her crevice

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

Something for her to remember the experience by.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

Who's to say the dirty bitch is wearing any?

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Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)

hahahaha

genuinely lolled there...

ahh rape...funnier than AIDS? you tell me...

maybe rape, resulting in aids? that's quite the comedic concuction. Yess...yeeessss....

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Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

well said

Your Honour

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)

hahahaha

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)

That man's face has really pissed me off for some reason

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)

because he looks like terry thomas?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

Ding Dong!

You know what I mean though? When how someone looks just irrationally pisses you off...

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

yes.

catherine tate.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

That's the one.

Though that isn't irrational. The woman deserves maiming.

Now, I'm taking that mental picture to bed with me. Night b3ta x

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

g'night

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

Haha, did you gnops him yourself or is he a natural?

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)

he's a natural

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

Lucky fellow

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

well done

and here is your reward:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzqnd9yNc7M

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

bindun

who did the paint drying one?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)

So when was the last, universally-agreed good compo?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)

last weeks was good

mostly because it gave Archie a chance to show off

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)

isn't that eveery compo?

well just b3ta in general. he has too much talent..he must be a WITCH!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

its his special mason powers.

he gets the illuminati to make them for him.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

last weeks was piss poor

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

best of a bad bunch, i'd say

crabs was alright. well... once it mutated...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)

mutated crabs?

they're resistant to penicillin, you know

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

(and I got top votes!)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

*shakes fist*

mine had lady vagina in it and everything.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

i enjoyed that

my favourite was the post office/28days later one
that tickled me good

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

five years ago last thursday

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

No way,

that was shit.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

The Virgin Money one I think.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)

PYLONS WAS ACE!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

you're getting a good glaring now

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

extending album covers wasn't half bad

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

lol compoz

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)

hahaha.

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d d, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)

Damn

mindpissed

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)

yours is better, more subtle.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

I just liked the idea

of chopping his head off.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

garfield is an arse

i used to like the cartoon because i thought bill murray did his voice! i was as stupid then as i am now btw

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

meanwhile, posts on the nature of b3ta

are always hilarious

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Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)

WINS!!!!111!!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

ZOMG!11!

what does the Z stand for in zomg btw?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

ZEBRAS?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

zombie

my guess is zombie

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

ROFL n00b

ur not Teh l33t haXz0xr

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

yeah im new to the geeky stuff

even tho its my b3taday in 3 feckin days!!! get on that!11111!! :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

Shit, it's my 3rd in just over a week. Crikey!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

*looks it up on teh internets*

Z=zebracock
O=of
M=maiming
G=greatness

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

Seriously

Why does b3ta still have challenges? If people post several pictures that are related in theme outside a challenge people cry bandwagon.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

The one good thing it does is give new contributors an easy way in.

I posted my first image in a compo, it's much easier to start off like that.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)

True

Back in the day when b3ta had about 50 people who regularly contributed to it it wasnt that bad but now that the board's population has boomed wednesday nights turn into a flood of ideas forced for the sake of making a post, reposts and people going THIS COMPO IS SHIT

Seems like we'd be better off without them.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

But every now and then you get a truly fantastic newbie.

It's worth skipping over few threads for that.
And besides, we need to nurture new talent for when the old guard retire or find something else to do with their lives.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

its like an organised bandwagon!

oh the manity!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)

hugh manity?

where is hugh manity?

I miss Hugh Manity D:

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

lol ftw!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

[What you mean to say is....

...why was the idea of a seperate /challenge board so strongly rejected?]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

I for one reject it.

B3ta is split up enough as it is, I don't think the images should be subdivided.
Either the challenge board would be rejected and die out, in which case simply remove the challenge altogether,
or you'd get different 'crowds' on each board, like with /board and /talk.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

[that seems to be the way it would go, I agree...

I do have to ask why you think people would "crowd" off?

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

Just seems to be the way of things around here.

Talk board was meant to be a kind of overflow of chat from board, but what's happened is it's become an entirely different entity, with its own population and customs.
I know some people post on both boards, but it tends to be one or the other.
I believe there's even a question of the week 'crowd', strangely enough.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

^this

God knows we've got enough problems with those cunts next door lighting bags of dog shit on our board and running off.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

Talk board ate my hamster.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

You jump in front of my car when you,

you know all the time that
Ninety miles an hour, girl, is the speed I drive
You tell me it's alright, you don't mind a little pain
You say you just want me to take you for a ride

"Keep your mind on your driving, keep your hands on the wheel,
Keep your snoopy eyes on the road ahead,
We're having fun, sitting in the backseat,
Kissing and a-hugging with Fred!"

I'm not the only soul who's accused of hit and run
Tire tracks all across your back
I can see you had your fun
But darlin' can't you see my signals turn from green to red
And with you I can see a traffic jam straight up ahead.

He sort of smiled and kissed me goodbye
The tears were beginning to show
As he drove away on that rainy night
I begged him to go slow
But whether he heard, I'll never know

Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out!

"Keep your mind on your driving, keep your hands on the wheel,
Keep your snoopy eyes on the road ahead,
We're having fun, sitting in the backseat,
Kissing and a-hugging with Fred!"

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)

i find this a fucking stupid concept

the weekly complaint about the latest challenge - well the only problem with challenges are the poor entries (like that shit one above this), but if there wasn't a challenge we would still have these shit pictures just not all on the same theme.

Seriously a challenge is just that - a fucking challenge. People strive to make the funniest images in relation to the theme, so by that definition there is no such thing as a shit challenge. Stop trying to people please and get some fucking hummus.

Edit: sorry that wasn;t a personal attack :s

/confrontation avoidance blog

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Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

[Stop worrying about monsters...

...or they'll come an fuckin' eat ya! ;?) ]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

Mummy said there are no monsters..

but there are, aren't there.....

(on /talk mostly... mostly)

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)

well said

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

huzzah!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

this

absolutely this.

constriction breeds creativity. if this was straight up "post anything at all" then the number of posts would drop, and the potential for great jokes would disappear for lack of all those great one-off posters who do one great image and go back to lurking.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

Agreed

I wish people would stop fucking whining about the comps.

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Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)

yup

*heads to bunker - sets timelock for one week*

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

sometimes seemingly crap comps

have a way of sneaking up on you and ending up rather fun

like anal sex in a prison shower

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

so of course i think of this after the fucking compo.

based on match.com's logo...yes i am very immature, but i had to get it out of my head.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

you had snatch in your head?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

hahaha. always.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

She means on her face.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

Holyshit Noobmaster

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

(Kasom 'This is a normal post', Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

mmm

snaaatch....

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)

haha

best word for it ever

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Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

*VOMITS*

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)

If I see that fucking cat one more time..

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

who is 'that'

and why is he fucking a cat

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

you'll rape it up the wrong 'un and film it and post it on youtube?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

THIS IS YOUTUBE MATERIAL

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

What, what you gonna do?

Go on tell us!
I want photographic proof of whatever it is anyway...

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

Has there been Garfield sucking himself off?

If not, it must be done immediately.

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

GarfeiLd l0lz

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

haha

you're in for a long week of enraged fist shaking

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

*shakes fist*

i'm not grandpa!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

SHAKE HARDER!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)

well then you must be.......

*removes mask* Mr. Jeffreys, the owner of the theme park!

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)

*calls columbo*

one more thing

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

This is actually pretty good

I likey - may be alone...

(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

This

Made me laugh far more than it should have. Bravo!

(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)

this rape is ripe with rape rape gay.

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d d, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

GOOD GREEF

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)

THANKS A LOT FOR ALWAYS BEING THERE WHEN I WAS SAD, GOVERNMENT.

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d d, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

now I understand!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

I approve of this!

Oh and doc, please see this site. It reminds me of you! www.subculture.com (yes, it has popups and stuff, but they have a purpose)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

its beutiful.

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d d, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)

isn't it?

I hope i satisfied you on behalf of government

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

Oh how I lolled

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

I love you

you SEXY SEXY LAYDEE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

big dogs cdc

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

Woo!

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

snoOpy.

:D

Now do Droopy. :D

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

lovely!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

Grief is never good!

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)

It is for necrophiliacs.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

hahaha!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

i knew she was evil!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

A meat-hook awaits you Charlie Brown

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

is there meat attached?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

Hahaha

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

Play Dead

we all know who's the bitch.

(alastairis, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)

is this a good compo?

I can't decide, its seems like last weeks bandwagon... but some of these seem quite good. i'm conflicted...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

huhhh

run with it, and other such motivational sayings.

(alastairis, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

I find it depends entirely on how much effort put into it.

I'll decide tomorrow when things have calmed down.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

I haven never seen the board being so fast.

(but I dunno either if that's good)

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

I think it's worse than pylons.

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)

yeah, I gave up on it, now I'm just wanking furiously in my corner

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)

I thought moustaches was lame

from what I saw of it

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)

All compo's are shite.

Enjoy what's good and ignore what's bad, just for heavens sake dont fucking whinge about it!
:D

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)

Actually, you make a fine point!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

people seem to be laughing.

what other conditions are there?

Oh, and some people are pissed off and that makes it even funnier.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

not really a "newspaper comic" but i was desperate like Dan

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the_weird_beard, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

SCOAP

spell check on a pic
now that's a new one

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

REMEMBER

it highlights the wrongness. You saw it here first.

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the_weird_beard, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)

we all need a little help sometimes

*breaks down and starts crying*

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

hahaha

red line

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)

F*ck it, I can't resist a repost from the dork ages...

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Darryn.R, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

If comic strip rearrangment was measured in Dictators...

You would be a 4 star Hitler.

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)

Haha,

woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)

Hahahahaha!!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)

nicely

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

It's funny because it true!

:'D

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

Pun-a-nun

swish!

(alastairis, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

genuine lols

in customer-facing environment too.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

i'm going to repost this for the compo,darlings

because i'm a cheeky,nerdy,wastful cunt.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)

*agrees*

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)

there may be trouble ahead...

(i loved it first time round)
:)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)

cheers.

i'm just getting bored by witless garfield parodies.
i need a drink and a cig.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

you know

this isn't all that far off from any other Calvin and Hobbes comic...

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)

...

i can't remember one where one of them spontaneously dissolved because he understood the zeitgeist.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)

Scientific Progress goes Boink!?

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

oh right yeh

-negates own existence-

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

hahaha

these were my thoughts.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

Um...

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Darryn.R, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

Hahahaha

I shall plonk this repost here.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)

Hahahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)

^this also.

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Cae1, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)

hahaha love it!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)

I was going to say something horrible about dogs

But then decided no because everyone on here likes dogs. Well at least some of you must.

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Cae1, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)

Dogs are gay.

I dislike them.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

pffft...

I don't know why I'm so amused at this...

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)

that dog

is dead.
EDIT: one third of the way there! yay!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

hahaha

this is nice

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

Oh how I totally Hate that comic

I've NEVER laughed because of this comic. This one however is great

(ArchNemesis :(){ :|:& };:, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)

That's funny,

that is! Good work.

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enceladus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

This post...

...smells of win.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

woo

this bit will show up in blue on the board

(1.618..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)

This

was funnier in the last issue of Viz.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)

Is that serious !

Can we add Viz to the NUTS/ZOO list ?

That pic's been online since 11/04/2005 according to my server logs..

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Darryn.R, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

Yep

That was about the time Viz first used it. Can't believe there's only a couple of people who spotted it.
Just search ""Dead Basset" Viz" and lo...

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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)

ha ha ha

First proper laugh!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)

This

is officially the best thing ever. If the Express doesn't buy this off you, I'll eat my dog*

* May be a hot dog

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Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)

a repost cause its a compo

homelesssmith.squarespace.com

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homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

simple and to the point

have a click

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)

how many times do we have to enter this anim into the compo

this is the third time on this page alone

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

I did the original

dbroon edited it but its now being wagoned.

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)

eleventyhundren times!

twelvtyhundred even!
ps im still laughing at that aliens toilet thing you did a while back you mad son of a gun

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)

dont worry, I'll just delete mine shall i?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)

I'm still laughing at the toilet thing you did awhile back !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)

number 1s or number 2s?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)

does this make it better?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)

Hahahaha

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)

thank you :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)

NEEDS MORE LENS FLARE!!ONEONEELEVENTY1!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)

hahaha!

i agree.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)

hahahahhaha!

you'll have to share the top place with wibblywobbly

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

hey, how about NOT reposting in a new thread?

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

madness!

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)

must've taken some time, cutting out all those letters from newspapers

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

*edit* my mistake! Peacuntingroastinnit!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

hahahahahaa

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)

OOOOoof

The Nazis are gonna gitcha boiiiiii

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)

you are confusing me

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)

i whacked it in a new thread by accident

instead of here, got in trouble :(

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)

*quietly applies the failcannon*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

Always wanted to see that done !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

I repeat:

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)

i stuck it in a new thread by mistake

sorry to delete your initial anger :)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

Was not anger!

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield Garfield

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)

sucks.

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

your anus

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)

not!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

your face

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

does ignoring punctuation invalidate it?

answer: no.
and garfield sucks, but have a woo for your effort.

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)

Thankyou.

*voms*

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

*avoids vom*

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

Mushroom, mushroom?

(It's The Bish! …, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)

hahah

winrar!

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Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

*pulls*

nothing happened!

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theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

That's why he is Mr. Natural !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

And let there be fart!

(

Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)

PacinoCat is not Christian.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)

OMG

(

ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)

DeNiroCat is a muslim.

FACT

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)

Oh well.

(

ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER!?

(

ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

Level with me Vultan..

AAAAAAAAAAAAAahhahahahahhhHHHHAHahhhaHA!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

gordon's ALIVE?????

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)

Who wants to live forever!!?

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

hawkmen, DDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

NGHAHAHAHA

NGHAHAHAHA
NGHAHAHAHA
NGHAHAHAHA
NGHAHAHAHA
NGHAHAHAHA
NGHAHAHAHA
NGHAHAHAHA
NGHAHAHAHA
NGHAHAHAHA
This place is a lunatic asylum

(

ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)

Waa-heeeeeyy!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

yes. yes it is.

wibble.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

I watched the new Flash Gordon TV series

It was shit.

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

of course it was

it lacked Blessed.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)

I recognise this cat :)

yet this confuses me somewhat

'edit' I'm scooting off to bed, later potatis

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McBadger COW, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)

CATS LOVE IT WHEN THEY'RE VIBRATING.

Niiight.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that is superb!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)

cheerse darling :-)

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

hhehehehehe

Mrs Modo?

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

rose macgowan

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

Haha!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

ha!

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

haha scary

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

You should crop it a bit.

Very good.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)

I think this makes her

MORE sexy if thats possible

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

OMG!

CONTROVERSY!
'ning spackers

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)

I'M GOING TO REPLY TO THIS POST.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)

www3.barnesy.org/board/8129603

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

I FOILED YOU. MY BODY HAD NO TEXT.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)

*spacks up*

'ning sir!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

hello kitten!

*scratches under chin*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

*puuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs and dribbles a bit*

how are you sir?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

A tad hungover but fine

I just had kangaroo sandwiches for breakfast.
They were nice.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)

aww you evil bastard, thats like eating a cat or a dog..it's just weird! poor kangaroo!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

silly kittyvomit

kangaroo not like cat or dog.
much tastier

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)

I CAN FEEL JESUS.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

that's because he's so fucking huge!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)

Which one fills up the box first ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

pearost teim

sorry :/

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theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

*SPANG*

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

Busted

for a little rip off . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

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