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# What really goes on behind closed doors...

(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# I love you
:D
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!!!
*clicks*
ace!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
I'm sure that's real!

p.s. I like the Queen, she gave me cake once. I don't think it was a dream...
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
*click*

:D
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# you're on f**kin fire!!!!!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Pissed on FWM
* There you go mate - all out now
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# It stings!
Ow.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Rubs in Dr Wobblies Special Cream...
There you go
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Ooooh soothing.
*licks self*
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH
awesome
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# hehehe
It's only one step away from angry bum sex
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# What isn't?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# hahahahha
yes!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha......
the aceness in this is to much for my tuesday brain
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] 1st post
Jeccy made me do it.

(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Needs click for
OH MY GOD THE WRITING'S SO SMALL CONCENRATING THAT HARD IS ERODING MY RETINASness
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Retina Cataracts?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# ear cataracts?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# *resists*
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Not Farmers
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# hahahaha!!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# *squints*
Can't read it, but anything with Spiderman and an anti-gravitational wall-climbing pig gets my vote.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Oops. The writing's a bit small and the filesize a bit big.
However, welcome noob.
WARNING: You will never leave.
What did Jeccy make you do?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# agree
maybe I shouldnt have chosen the font when using the projector!!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# welcome.
i should have gone to specsavers
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Well I read it...
and it was good, so have a click.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# argh, what have I done?
woo to you btw :D
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# March 11th
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# She has some plastic surgery planned!
I hope it's a good doctor.

Nice pic :o)
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# wow!
that is brilliant!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Woo
That's ver' nicely done!

:D
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Oooooh pretty!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Is my local Chinese trying to tell me something?
Photobucket
Unshopped of course.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# You are the reason I get up every morning.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# What?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# What? In the butt?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# It's a bit early
Can we have brunch after?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Sure,
so long as you're paying
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# does it read DY NASTY?
??
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Spews...
... end up in hospital.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# *poos blood*
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog
based cuisine?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
#
die, nasty die.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Sorry for crappy paintmash

*runs from toap nazi's*

EDIT: fixed (sort of)
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)
# 7?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Duh, because she's the 7th Scion of Evil.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Hello sweetie
I donate my Tuesday Day post to you x :)
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# = (
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# why only one post?
rats!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Hello lovely!
*snuggle*

(I was away getting coffee and almost headbutting some woman from accounts. STOP TAKING ALL THE SPOONS.)
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Does she horde them?
I bet there's loads in her drawer...
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Cow
I bet she gets tea drips in the sugar bowl as well :(
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# True..
Decided that the pic was crap enough without the speech bubble, but only deleted part of it...

Fixed now though
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Tenisch
"Ningles all.... I may have a staffing issue today. It will all become apparent at tenish."

That would be now...wouldn't you agree?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Ah, no, it's alright.
Phew!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# yay!
*cheers*
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# LEAVE LIZZIE ALONE !!!!!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# haha!
she never hurt anybody!!
as long as they was a damn god fearing britisher.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# and in other royal news.....
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# argh!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# give us a clue
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# shittinghell!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Perfect!
:D
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Is it just me...?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# yes
.


its just you.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# yes
.


its just you.

EDIT: Yays. I just got some mail for Mr. R Ghost. Thanky GSTQ!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Edite:
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I think she looks more like James May when he laughs
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# yes
.


it's just you
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Aw...
...come on! There is a resemblance *Feels ganged up on*
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)
# A family company...

(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# the fat one from mitchell and webb
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# ha ha
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)
# He's called Mitchell. Or Webb.
Possibly.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Yes





it's just you.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)
# yes
.



it's just you.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
#
yes





it's just ewe
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# No




The world is clearly with you on this.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# It is just you.
Only you.

You alone think this.

You are completely on your own on this one.

*makes windy noises*

*giggles*
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Yikes!
*Cowers in corner like a wee wet Jessie*
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Yes



What they said^

& 'nings!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Good old Boris
I just wanna ruffle his hair

And yes. It is just you.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# No
Oh hang on.....yes, yes it is
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# It's all about how you say it... 'it'
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I recognise james martin...
but who are the other two?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)
# No Idea...
I don't know any of them... Just random soure pic...
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Pfffft!
Was that Kirsty MacColl?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Get on your knees, prole.

(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# hmm...
would
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I can see this shit going down a storm...
.... in Wales.

/not
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Wales is only West London.
They're just all a bit pretentious, that's all.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# *bums*
HOW'S THAT FOR ALLEGIANCE, HUH?!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# that's me spent
'ning moley
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Hallo g!
Didn't get blown away by yesterday's apocalyptic weather then?
:D
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)
# no, just by your awesome talents


*sicks a little bit
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Jesus Christ!
*is also sick a little bit*
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Sod off you old crab-bucket
(enough swearing?)
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)
# When she pledges her allegiance to me
I'll consider reciprocating.

Daft old bint.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Heh. It's not her who thought it should happen
it's her useless government.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# She probably thinks
that we already do.
Daft old bint.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
#
Archbishop. Will you solemnly promise and swear to govern the Peoples of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, the Union of South Africa, Pakistan, and Ceylon, and of your Possessions and the other Territories to any of them belonging or pertaining, according to their respective laws and customs?

Queen. I solemnly promise so to do.

Archbishop. Will you to your power cause Law and Justice, in Mercy, to be executed in all your judgements?

Queen. I will.

Archbishop. Will you to the utmost of your power maintain the Laws of God and the true profession of the Gospel? Will you to the utmost of your power maintain in the United Kingdom the Protestant Reformed Religion established by law? Will you maintain and preserve inviolably the settlement of the Church of England, and the doctrine, worship, discipline, and government thereof, as by law established in England? And will you preserve unto the Bishops and Clergy of England, and to the Churches there committed to their charge, all such rights and privileges, as by law do or shall appertain to them or any of them?

Queen. All this I promise to do
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I meant me personally.
In my house.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# she's got you pencilled in for next tuesday tea time
just before she picks up the corgis from the doggy groomers and gets her republican killing stick sharpened.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I'm not saying I'm a republican
She's just completely irrelevant to me!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Archbishop. LOLTHX NICE1!
:)
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# As an atheist...
...she can stick it up her arse.

Daft old bint.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# atheist or agnostic?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# authoritarian, atheist, or apologist?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# ceylon no longer exists
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# :-O where did it go?!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# sri lanka
it's nice there.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# unless your on the coast during an earthquake induced tidal surge.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# or a Tamil
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# or anywhere near colombo station
when the tigers are in town.
i was out there just before the big wave, been waiting to go back, but they insist on keep trying to kill each other.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# on my honor
i promise to do my best
to do my duty
to god and to the queen
to help other people
and to keep the cub scout law.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# ^ this ^
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Yeah I was a scout
Unfortunately I've already pledged my soul to queen and country.. BUT I RECANT!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# BEWARE
QUEEN IS A ALIEN
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Fucksocks....
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Scary eyes!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Meh..


filename for anti RIS
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)
# :D I love that you think this might be above our heads.
Hahaha!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)
# It was a
"Just in case" moment that I had.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)
# I had to check. It is early!
in other news....goatse hits MSN. Safe for work.

tech.uk.msn.com/features/gallery.aspx?cp-documentid=7726954&imageindex=6

article about photoshoppery. like the fact there is no explanation on this one.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Witness my awesome Goatse powers
Tremble earthlings!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)
# How strange
I way under the impression it was originally posted here.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Imagine the rain falling from THAT cloud!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Hahaha! Hooray!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)
# *turns calculator
upside down*
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Ahem...

(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)
# haha
thats awesome!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)
# This is marvellous.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Thx.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
take that you honey making nonses!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Wonderful!
Lets elope!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# BOOBIES!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)
# WTF?

Spelling was not their strong suit.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)
# :o)
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)
# die-a-BEE-tus
Oh so funny.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# actwally
a lot of people who suffer from Oh BEE si tas get that.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# just a thing
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Very nice!
Reminds me a bit of Silent Hill and also a bit of Pacino's office in The Devils Advocate.

Very atmospheric!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Reminds me of Quaza laser tag:D
'ningles teh toats.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)
# QUASAR!
Bloody hell, that brings back memories. Does it even exist any more?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)
# I hope not
Quasar sucked balls.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)
# You may be confusing
Quasar with girlies!:O
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Or certain types of gentlemen
In the interests of balance right?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Morning sunshine.
I enjoyed it. Less painful than paintball, easier to get into than the real army when you're 11.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)
# People running around firing.
No concern as to whether they got shot themselves, annoying and no fun.

(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)
# But that couldn't happen
As the gun deactivated when you got hit.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# I'd forgotten that.
I remember a friend having an athsma attack in the middle of it.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Isn't it meant for kids?
Because that's the only time I went. At the age when you are likely to unabashedly assault all and sundry with your special laser gun.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# admit it, you just went for a grope in the dark
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I used to be innocent...
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Yeah
and so did I.........
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Ah it was she that owned the dark bedsit:P
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha, Did a funny old man once say to you
"Hello little boy, do you want to play Quasar?"
Then lead you back to his dark bedsit where he made you suck his balls?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)
# And even then he couldn't get the gun to work properly:D
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:22, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Right.
I'm off for a poo!

*grabs reading material*
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I was just thinking the same.
I remember that I used to go daily, over one Summer holiday, to the one in Turnpike Lane. It was an old porn cinema:P
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)
# i don't like sharing my cell with triangular lights...
WARDEN!
=D
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)
# it keeps you warm
but is very pointy
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)
# full of pointy goodness.
*points*
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)
# *goodnesses*
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Is it for a game?
Glow!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# 32k!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Good morning


as may well be quite apparent, I know nothing of 'crystal meth'. But a bandwagon is a bandwagon and a jump is a jump.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# woo!
look at 'em go!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)
# that has to be some
awesome crystal!
PS for Crystal Methamphetamine just think speed but with less teeth hair and/or brains in the end
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Good Lord!
All these years and I never knew I was a meth addict!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Hooray!
They've gone loopy.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# That old dear jumps backwards bloody quickly too!
What does in and out and smells of pee?
The Queen doing the hokey cokey.:)
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Dance 'till they drop and break something.
Woo!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)
# The majestic and sure-footed mountain goat...

(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of my mum?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Because you're sick like that.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
not after a few bevvies though!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# This is woo.
In a sexy way.

Goats is the best animals - FACT.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Vivienne Westwood shoes, I think.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Bingo!
From her "Mountain" range.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Excellent.
.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Mirror, mirror...
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:53, archived)
# Awww, lovely big chicken.
Ningles all.... I may have a staffing issue today. It will all become apparent at tenish.

*worries*
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Go and pick on someone smaller than you and make them do menial tasks.
It will help.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:59, archived)
# That's the staffing issue.
My denizens are all away. I've got two.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Get them to both give you a foot massage (one foot each).
It will help you relax.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Naaaah.
I seriously am a bit scared though.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Staffing issues is staffing issues.
Tell 'em to lump it. If you can't do it you can't do it - there's no point in claiming otherwise.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Problem is, 'them' is a potential 36000 people.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)
# In the words of Tubs
"Can't we just kill them all?"
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)
# have you been firing people again?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:59, archived)
# No!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:04, archived)
# making them walk the plank?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Ning Cap'n


*reassures*

Edit - no scat this morning? For shame...
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Hah, cheers
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:04, archived)
# you shouldn't be playing tennish
you should be doing shum work!

(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:01, archived)
# shpang
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Sean Connery or GTFO
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Noooooooooooo!
You will be lacking minions? How will you drink tea?!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:01, archived)
# I just had to make my own.
*grumbles*
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:04, archived)
# God help us!
Next you'll be saying you won't be able to waste your entire day on b3ta:P
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Pfft.
I do multitask, you know.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Yes
Tea and type!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)
# I didnt bring my racquet for tenish
can i borrow one?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:02, archived)
# beaten to it...
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Id never beat to to it
i have no rhythm
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# 'Ning
*waits* for another hour...
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Aaaaaaah
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Still waiting...
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I do.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:58, archived)
# His lucky....
I have to jump up and down to see my cock in the mirror!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Vision based on movement?
Are you a velociraptor?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:58, archived)
# neither do i..
*looks in mirror*
*bokes*
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Awww!
*comforts*

*in a sexy way*

Replace your mirror with this pikshure of me!

Hooray!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:04, archived)
# PHWOAR!!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# News just in....
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:52, archived)
# WHAT?!
We're a democracy not a monarchy! I have no allegience to the queen, nor am I supposed to.

School dumbing down pea roast from yesterday blog.

(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:53, archived)
# hahaha!
that doth maketh me larfeth
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:01, archived)
# In what sense are we a democracy?
All we do is vote for the biggest liar before being refused a say on anything for another 4-5 years!
Each government in succession fails to deliver on their manifesto yet the cattle of this country still vote for them again based on false promises.
A government should fear it's people not the other way around!

also: Have a pea :P
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)
# we're a democracy...
...because if you have a spare billion quid lying around you can set up your own political party.

and you could stand for MP as an independant (and of course not get voted in unless you are a minor celebrity with a white suit).
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)
# And that
As I have already stated, as soon as you have voted for the biggest liar we have to wait for another 4-5 years for our next say on running the country.
Where was my vote on the war in Iraq? Where was my vote on throwing billions down the shitter over Northern Rock?
Outside of a local/general election I have no real say on anything... That sir is not a democracy, that is a dictatorship.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I assume you contacted your local MP to make it clear that you had strong views on these issues?
Or did you stay at home complaining?

Democracy does not mean you don't have to make an effort.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Indeed I do
I regularly write to my MP, every time I get a premade letter back with the usual thank you for your concerns, the issues will be looked into etc.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# COCK!
I'LL TWUNTING SAY IT AGAIN COCK!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:57, archived)
# You should have seen the Video...
"Children Swearing - lol"
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:59, archived)
# I love this.
I'm sure this will stop any dedicated terrorist terrorising..

I mean - you can't go back on your word! That's just not British!

Er...
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Yes
Those pesky terrorist bounders will do something sneaky like saying it with their fingers crossed!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:01, archived)
# cut their fingers off!!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:01, archived)
# And take their marmalade away!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Padington Bear is not a terrorist!
Leave Padington alone..."

* sobs
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)
# And give them a crusty!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Yes
Swampy will do.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)
# haha
the queen fucking loves it!

(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)
# It's only a matter of time before I'm thrown in the tower now
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Vanede olde style...e.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:42, archived)
# Would.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:43, archived)
# Have
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:53, archived)
# it's not fun for the blackmailee!!
*sobs*
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:44, archived)
# you got photographed in the suspendies and tired up with flex again?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:46, archived)
# i never learn.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:48, archived)
# Oooo!
*grooms*
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:48, archived)
# with four apples, a blender, and a sheepdog called Butch.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:48, archived)
# That's just healthy exploration:P
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:50, archived)
# She didn't figure that plan out until later in life.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Hahahha
Yes. It's a peach!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:42, archived)
# hahaha!!!
migrating sofas FTW!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:43, archived)
# Haha
You'd layse anything you would!

EDIT: Chases Chesterfield sofa through neolithic England blog.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:45, archived)
# In Dorset, that's known as
"granting"
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:50, archived)
# YEs
And a common excuse when caught dogging:P
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Not to mention an excellent reason to avoid Sunday lunch at the grandparents.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)
# And a great way to meet Hugh Fernley-Whittingstall as well!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:04, archived)
# And who said Delia was dumbing down?

(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:30, archived)
# studentastic!
=D
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:33, archived)
# Nice word...
Ning ivesb and the board!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:41, archived)
# But you said meal.:P
'ningles all.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:34, archived)
# 'ningles ghoster!
anymore bashees?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:35, archived)
# Nope just the 57 we have so far:P
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:38, archived)
# a quiet one then?
=D
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:39, archived)
# Yeah.
Nice and cozy like.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:41, archived)
# sipping sherry and talking politics.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:42, archived)
# sherry?
What do you think we are? hardcore ravers?!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:47, archived)
# fruit juice?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:48, archived)
# water down obviously!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Yum!
And if you lick the fork then there's no washing up! ;)
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:35, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:36, archived)
# What's wrong with point gun
Yell "food"!


Works for me.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:36, archived)
# Yeah
I have a great recipe of gunpoint salad!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:38, archived)
# i prefer to take the patients food when they're a bit spaced out.
and their wallet/purses...
=D
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:40, archived)
# The Queen's personal chef
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:40, archived)
# silly delboy
pasta is not noodles.

and pot noodle contains no meat.

what you do get is a vegetarian oriental banquet.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# The continuing adventures of the suicidal immortal
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:28, archived)
# haha!
red shirts must DIE!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:32, archived)
# yeoman johnson always dies.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# You're gonna get bad special effected.
Arf!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:37, archived)
# Nooooo!
Also, I now have to go off to ork. Khaaaaaaaaaan!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:38, archived)
# i think they've gone back and are very slowly updating the special effect in the orginal series..
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:38, archived)
# They have, seen a few of the re-issued ones.
LENSFLARE!!!! LOL!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:41, archived)
# =D
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm proudest of the second one






(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 7:46, archived)
# #2 is the best there, yes. #1's not bad though.
Woo.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 7:56, archived)
# What he said ^

Although it should read: #2's are the best and #1's are not bad though.

CwLoIoCoK ( a combinaltion of both CLICK & wooo)
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:00, archived)
# lgoodomorningl
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:00, archived)
# and to you kind sir
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:04, archived)
# I have an Art exam today, so I am pretty excited :D
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:09, archived)
# DON'T ATTEMPT CUBISM
CUBISM IS HARD TO MAKE
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:11, archived)
# CUBISM WAS OUR LAST PROJECT BUT I DID POP ART INSTEAD
I DID VECTORS FOR IT. IT WAS GOOD.

THIS ONE IS ABOUT TREES USING COLOUR AND LIGHT LIKE THE IMPRESSIONISTS:
clansoul.deviantart.com/art/Sunset-Tree-Desktop-79482856
THAT KIND OF THING
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:14, archived)
# PLANT A TREE
THROW IT AT A CANVAS.

TAKE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS TO SCHOOL.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:20, archived)
# I think the first is the best.
But #2 is very good.
Morning Mr Hat!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:00, archived)
# Ning, lad.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:07, archived)
# Everything alright?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:09, archived)
# Aye, got most of the layout done yesterday.
Been fiddling with tighting up the
banter. Got sidetracked and made
an Asbolina, might post it in a bit.
Yourself?
edit: I see above, lucks and that.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:21, archived)
# garfield scary garfield
:D

'ning folks
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:03, archived)
# 'ning 'meats!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Boo to meth...
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 7:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 7:23, archived)
# the reality
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 7:27, archived)
# is ... this guy wore the same pance.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 7:31, archived)
# so true, eg "surprise buttsex"
Did you know, many woman fail to see the humor in this act?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 7:37, archived)
# good old Hoover



(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:27, archived)
# YAY!!!
The perfect gift!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:33, archived)
# Wouldn't, Would, Would, Wouldn't,
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:01, archived)
# would you say boo to Jesus?
you know he would never say it to you.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 7:29, archived)
# hahaha! i LOVE the fabulous furry freak brothers!
woo yay!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 7:35, archived)
# Hallejulagobble
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:48, archived)
# am it quirkafleeg tiem?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)

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