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# yay for 'squirting'!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)
# splendid
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)
# haha the delay makes it even more magnificent.
I'm ILL and I have to go OUT. I'm going to show them they don't want my lurgy, yes I am.

Bye all.

(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Oh go on then, have this one.


Click for bigger (150KB)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# ooh, i does like that
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)
# no comment on your picture i just wanted to pearoast :)


*is waiting for someone to post a shit planet
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Ugly planet?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)
# wow that is an ugly planet....
the last thing you want is a rusty planet
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)
# ferrous world?
someone needs a waxy coating of some kind!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)
# wrinkly.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I like these I do.
*saves and uses*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)
# The ONE Show... Home of Animal Love.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)
# soooo
it's a dog burying its nose in a crotch?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# looks like it.
it may of course be a pixie in a wig.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# tracy chapman perusing copies of Max Power?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Ha ha I just saw this.
My thought exactly!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)
# that's bloody quick
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
#
What do you mean?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)
# it was only on the telly ten mins ago
how did you get a capture of it?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I use EyeTV on my Mac...
And then rewound the video, took a screenshot, cropped it and compressed it.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)
# eye tv eh?
i will have to purchase myself one of these macs of which you speak.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)
# :D
EyeTV is a third party TV tuner. Costs around £70. :]
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Alf loved to 'rub it'

while watching a good "documentary"
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Nawtee Alf!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Hahah :D
I just went on one of my rare music swaps with one of mum's friends, and he gave me his Joe's Garage to stick on my computer :]
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)
# STROKE IT!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Go for it Bobby Brown.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)
# haha
what's the film?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Howdy Fanj!
my stepmother is an alien
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)
# thought so, whilst I'm peaing
whilst I'm peainghave a alf related Pea

nice to see Alf enjoying himself to. ;)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)
# W I L L Y !
pfftttt...
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Hello mate
your mother was a snow-blower
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)
# FUCKIT!
and i was determined to carry that secret to the grave with me!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)
# hehehehe!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Sooty likes some "specialist" literature

Actually Sooty needs to calm down a bit.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Sooty needs either
more or less ritalin - but a good rub is a good rub!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)
# poor little sod will end up with friction burns
or just combust.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)
# no more phetties for that bear
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)
# the more I watch this the more I giggle
he he
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)
# FUTURE CAROL!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)
# SHE IS IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] As it's quiet I'll pea this for the compo, public information ad
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Hahahahah!
That's so mean :D
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)
# that 'bot is not to be messed with
she's got attitude. :)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Heheh, nicely done :D
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)
# ..
oh no you di'nt! :)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Awwww!
What a lovely child!

Kids are always better when they are crying ;)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)
# brian may the force be with you
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)
# woo
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)
# I don't get it.
But looking at it instead of scrolling past has made me realise I like it.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)
# it's brian may from queen
with lightsabers from starwars
'may the force be with you' is from starwars
put it all together and you get brian may the force be with you

thanks for liking it
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Ahhhhhhh!!
I get it now :D
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:28, archived)
# pfftt....
*makes light sabre noises*
glad it with brian cause its not with me!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger bo...Oh, wait......
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)
#

(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Needs some more tweaking, but verreh verreh WOO!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)
# SHOOT IT!!!!!!
Woo
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# They'll never catch up.
The shark is leaning more forward than the hunters therefore it is going faster.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)
# it will topple over due to gravity and science and stuff
then they will eat it
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
# It can never topple over if it's on a New And Improved Super-Duper Mega Ultra Portable Segway(tm)!*
*dirty lies
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)
# does it has Lazers
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)
# IT DOES NOW!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)
# YAYS!!!
Pew pew!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# May I join in?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)
# by all means
:)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)
# HOT FUCKING YES!
Pew pew pew!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew
Pew!!!!!!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Pew!
Pew pew!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Shame they dont link up better,
but still woo!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Sir, 2 seperate gifs are never gonna tile perfectly.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
# I'm not really bothered about it being perfect.
Just having some fun.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# yes you are
admit it
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)
# love it!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)
# How it really ended. Maybe.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# hahahaha
nice sponging
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)
# if it's sponging you want...
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)
# its always sponging i want :)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)
# pfft :P
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
# CAPTAIN!
I he gives her anymore she's going to blow!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Im listening to the album now. I really like reasons not to be stupid :)
It is aces! Im downloading Sleep is for the week too :)

If there is anything else I can send you, let me know :)

Also, I will buy one of your t-shirts when I have more money in May. I am saving up to go away so I am broke at the moment. And also, I will buy more when you have ones of people I know ;)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)
# there will be more once the bastard essay is done
my favourites on the albums are "I knew Prufrock...", "Love, Ire and song" and "Photosyntheis" there's very little that appeals to me more than a former punk singing to a former punk about being a punk :)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Arf!
Very well said.

Have you ever listened to Jesse Malin?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)
# the name is ringing a bell but i can't say that i do
*googles*

ah yes of course, D Generation. Is his solo stuff good then?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)
# He is an American punky folky fella.
More produced then Frank though. Ill set up his first album for download for ya ;)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)
# nice one cheers
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)
# lovely, nicely done :)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
brilliant
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheap 'n' Nasty
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)
# would
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)
# *piss all over your mind
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)
# thanks
And i dont wanna buy a shirt
sorry
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)
# there's a day of reckoning coming for all those who don't
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)
# I spent all my money on xbox
and fuzz club
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
# fuzz club? why?
i thought you were better than that. too many bloody haircuts and earthtone clothes there. though the missus is dragging me too cuba libre tonight to see Mix Master Mike
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# I was drunk
and found out that im playing in band comp next fridae :)

cuba libra will be pretty good IMO god knows what im gonna do tonight - space has sold out :(
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)
# thats pretty cool. what sort of stuff do you play?
I can't feckin' stand space.

I've been in the IC for 5 fucking hours and I have achieved nothing...
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# post rock - ambeint shit
lots of loops and effects
sounds pretty sexy
I just hit stuff tho
Space is a laugh just looking at all the sluts and the jocks doing their best to mount them - only ever been there wasted
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
# 65 days of static-esque is it?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)
# not as good
Theres only 2 of us in it - but we do try
also the IC is the biggest pile of wank ever
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# innit?
but i can't work at home for love nor money. though thats where i'm headed now. in a bit b3ta.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# same
now xbox has ruined it even more
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)
# *covets*
i need a 360 i want to play dead rising so hard
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)
# meh would
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a quickie: The Howard from the future can see!
Lets just hope he's mute aswell.



Note: It's because I like MS Paint...that may also explain the Aids.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:26, archived)
# its alright for some!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# hahah brilliant
Can he join the fun?

(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)
# is that your package?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# circa 2006, yes
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)
# i thought i recognised it... hefty.
has it changed since circa 2006?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:12, archived)
# The huge cock helped :P
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)
# aw, don't give away your secrets
this is the internet, everyone can claim to have a huge cock.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:15, archived)
# *claims*
/ninja
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Since then he's been drinking baby bio
and rubbing it with special Chinese oils.

Now it takes up half of the flat.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:12, archived)
# I read that as "half the fat" hahah
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)
# You need to have seen the first episode of Dr Who.
Suprisingly Catherine Tate isn't overly annoying, just a bit.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Was it last weekend?
Need to wait until it's released on DVD so that Micha can watch it with me with subtitles.

He loves "The 'Who"
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Ahhhh
It was, and Tennant was ace as ever. I'm kind of glad he hasn't got his normal accent on though, as I really have trouble controlling myself.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)
# *talks*
*laps*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Laps has so many connotations.
In one way you're heavy, in the other way I don't mind so much.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)
# second way
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Best of all the ways.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)
# the adipose were cuuuuute!
they were like squidgy teeth!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:23, archived)
# YES!
I want one.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:24, archived)
# i could supply a good few
as long as they don't go into emergency mode and break down my whole body, i'd be fine with it.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Herr Arzt Wer
/bad translation blog

Edit: shhh, I'm being distracted by Marti Pellow.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Badly spelt too :P
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:19, archived)
# What a dreamboat!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:22, archived)
# I'm watching Angel Eyes and singing along loudly, as i have been for most of the day
I recommend it highly
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:24, archived)
# *youtubes*
Christ that reminds me of college

It's an ace karaoke song

yuh sEt me uhn FYEur BuhAAAYBEH

*sings*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:25, archived)
# it reminds me of family holidays
my dad loved the wets, and it was played constantly on car trips. I love them, and shall be recording my own version of angel eyes in the future, although i can't manage the "People say I'm so automatic AAAAAAAH" the AAAAAH is too high for me :(
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:29, archived)
# I just tried quietly while in the office and reached it
Obviously my balls are smaller than yours :D

edit: Or I'm singing in a lower key :P
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)
# i can do it in a lower key
but i try to sing like marti, maybe that's my problem. cheat.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# I shall try when I am alone when I have noone to see my shame and report back
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)
# PHWOAR
*considers bestiality*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)
# in those?
i dont think so!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:14, archived)
# no croissant?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# lol
note to self: shop a meercat
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:14, archived)
# mmm daquiris and sunshine
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:24, archived)
# The Waste Electrical and Electronic Equipment Directive in action...

Click For Biggar (186K)


RIS?

Apologies for length and girth

(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Epictastic :D
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)
# I don't know what this means
but I like it.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)
# this is the future
i have seen it
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:14, archived)
# i love this.
with tongues.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Awfunyay!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:19, archived)
# my favourite bit
is the little man catching the spider
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:24, archived)
# yays!
this reminds me of mr scruff
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# I shan't pretend...
... that there's no influence from him in my 'art' :o)

:
homepage.ntlworld.com/oliver.stephenson/scruff/b3ta_scruff.html
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)
# haha awesome
he's great
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)
# i nearly missed this
great stuffs
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)
# No new threads in half an hour?
Have overly compressed Harold with his teef out.

(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)
# needs more compression artifact
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Better?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)
# It's like 1986 all over again
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# I'm so looking forward to the next Indiana Jones!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# MOAR!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# MOAR!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)
# This is the limit
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:15, archived)
# NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO
THERE'S NO LIMIT
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Huge file size
Can't get it any bigger
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Why didn't you post this in the first place?
You bizarre moon man
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:32, archived)
#
The 10K one seemed fine. When you compare them there's hardly any difference.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)
# oh harold
i love you when you're lossy
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)
# hahaha
Paul Shane?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Dithertastic
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Perfect word for my Grannie. *remembers*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)
# my right bum cheek muscle hurts :(
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# I told you to relax didn't I
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# yes, but i couldn't help being nervous, it was my first time
that night
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Ow why?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)
# not sure, but might have been Dixon's girth
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)
# But he's usually so tender.
You must just bring out the animal in him.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:20, archived)
# I think it's more that he brings his animal into me
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Come by come by come by *whistles*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:24, archived)
# BISH
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry] i dont really know where i was going with this one......
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# living roomlol
But halibut has only one T
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Isn't that the
extra?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# i knew i should have checked that
fixed now
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# An extra
T?
Sorry, woo at the piccie!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Well I like it
۞
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# That's not Thomas.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# who's thomas?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Go catch that mouse *gathers skirts above stripy shins*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# FEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:55, archived)
# today's fish is trout a la creme.
enjoy your meal.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# FISH
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)
# today's fish is trout a la creme.
enjoy your meal.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)
# FISH
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)
# today's fish is trout a la creme.
enjoy your meal.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)
# FISH
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)
# today's fish is trout a la creme.
enjoy your meal.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)
# I will.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Needs more "today's fish is trout a la creme - enjoy your mean"
Two more to be precise.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Oh you picky little bitch.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)
# the board does not need any more of this joke.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)
# FEEEEEEESH!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Oh noooes he am eatin him!
On an unrelated note:
Can anyone tell me where's a good place (on the internets) to get a reasonably priced graphics tablet?
Prob'ly A5...

(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)
#
www.tabletworld.co.uk/

Also: that's really a website.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Hello shug
*touches*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)
# *shivers*
How is my most favouritest of Dixymen?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)
# I'm ok ta
Tired and waiting for hometime :(
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Poor pusskins.
*rubs belly*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# I *love* having my belly rubbed
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Of course you do, you're you.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Some of those are pricey O_O
Thanks though
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)
# eBay?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)
# I got mine from Argos.
And it's FINE.

Hello puss!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)
# I bought mine from the shop down the road
I think I need to buy a replacement nib though as it's getting dangerously short :(

I ordered a new telly last night so I am all "\o/"
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Coooooool
I love new tellies, we bought our HD one a little bit back and I was super mega excited.

Also: my new laptop should arrive tomorrow!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)
# HD Full or HD Ready?
Yay for new things!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Ready
but that means HD PS3 and Wii. Manwife's playing Condemned 2 and it's GORGEOUS.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# I don't own such things, but I do own a lovely PC that I may connect to it some times and play stuff
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Excellent idea.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)
# amazon.
there's a wacom one for about 30 quids which i use and is well decent.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Will go look now!
Thanks =]


(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)
# This is not
my fish.........
(, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Magik. . .yes with a K!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# i rather enjoy this
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# SCIENCE!


(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# not science
majik
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# mmadhjgicqk!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Mmadhjgicqk Salvovic
you know him as well?
;p
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# PSEUDOSCIENCE!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)
# persykology?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# CULT!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
# HA HA yes Magik
He is positively brimming with the stuff.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Just walked past this sign....
...was most amused.

(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
#
Redex
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Oh, dear.
B3TA has ruined my ability to look at signs in an innocent way FOREVER.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# circle: check
remotely orbiting objects: check

OMFG TIS TEH GOATSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111oneoneonetyone
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# also this.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# had it been toapmasters...
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# ...


(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# That sign doesnt even make any sense!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)
# hahahahahah
*cleek*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
#
NSFWA
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)
# this is difficult: fatman-boobs are not woman-boobs.
so it´s save for work?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# by that logic i should be able to post a 900-pixel wide close-up of a man's weeping anus.
but i won't. because your logic is silly. :)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# wow
this is really lovely!


*reads science mags*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# by that logic
2+3=bannanas
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# All ani are pornographic
but men's chests are allowed in the park, so are not pornographic

;-)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# the park test!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)
# if it's b&w it's erotic art
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)
# the FAQ doesn´t help either...
i´ll google "900-pixel wide close-up of a man's weeping anus". ahhh there´s it is!

aaaaaargh!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# *boke*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# phew. thank you.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# i can already feel myself regretting this but...
lemonparty?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I've never seen it either.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# For reference
Never go to www . lemonparty . org

I've put spaces in so people don't just click without thinking.

Don't go there.


You're going to go anyway
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Is that it?!
Oh for goodness sake.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# It wasn't bad enough for you?
If I see that I can't have a wank for the whole rest of the day
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# you dropped these:
wait to
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Tubgirl was my phone wallpaper for a bit.
I'm like Obelix except I fell in the mindbleach.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Can you eat chocolate ice cream
At the same time as watching 2girls1cup? That would be impressive.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I've not tried it, but I bet I probably could.
I reckon. Honestly.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Man of steel!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Wo-
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
#
Oh well that's cheating then.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Because all women watch people eating shit constantly?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# logic attack!
zing!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# yes
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I'd explain it
Except that would mean it was explicable.

Edit : Help, a girl is talking to me.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Man woof steel?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# If he so chooses.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I certainly talk bollocks, but that's another story entirely.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# They haven't tested it on this one yet:
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# FUCK.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# haha, that one sounds really tranquil and gentle.
i'm guessing it's not though.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# You bastid!!
Mind you its a catchy little tune. I'll be whistlin that for weeks.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Ahhh.....
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# please, keep the "private" in
"private video collection"
;)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
brilliant!

ctrl+alt+del
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# i'm in a library at the lemon
how unsafe is it?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# at the lemon? hahaha, you're totally looking at it already!
but just in case i'm wrong, it's definitely not safe for libraries. fuck, *b3ta* isn't safe for libraries.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# wow that was a weird typo...
i meant moment
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# You do realise that someone, somewhere, has been told to click on that and gone
"GRANDAD"!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# somewhat I doubt it
but people change over time, so... you never know
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# oooohhhh that one....
thank fuck
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Erm.
If you mean you're in a public library. Then for the love of Maddie don't click.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# ok then i'll wait till i get home then...
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# lemonparty.org
really not advised
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# lemonparty isn't that bad at all.
admittedly, the internet has ruined my soul.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# i introduced a chum to all of the above the other day,
bless him and his sheltered only just got broadband life.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# pffftt.....
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# lemon party is just sort of
'I would rather not look but hell, at least they're still having fun.'
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Ohhh fuck.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# urk

(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# shopped images only...
;)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)
# hahaha
spot on
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# chevron
complete
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# bingo!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# apols....
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# hahaha
oh lord
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# gah!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# hahahahaha1
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)
# gah, mooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs
:(
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# HAHAHAH
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# hahahahahah
who is that fat bastard?
/needs to be more alexi sayle on tv blog!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Right that's me finished,
Time for beer & fornication*


*or frantic self abuse.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# make sure David Bowie doesn't duplicate that chef's hat
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Lovely :)
Have a nice weekend!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)
# don't you need to know the ratio of circumference to diameter of your coil to succeed?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# surely the tesla coil
would discharge through his noggin...


UNLESS HE HAS "ANTI-GROUND" BOOTS!!!

woo to the pic :P
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# first you scare me with tea and science and now pies
is nothing sacred?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Science is in all these things
we have to master it to prosper.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)
# i don't want none of your science in my tea and pies
i can't stand all that foreign spicy food.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Science runs through us
making us Gods.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# it goes straight through me as well
give me good, honest, non scientific food any day
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)
# :)
Luddite
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)
# we should burn him
or have him pounded to death inside a synchotron
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# and made into mince
you know where you are with mince.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I'm wearing my mince t shirt right now!

(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# i wore mine with pride the other day
i even set you up a retail opportunity but you missed it.
we really need a b3ta subscribers flogging stuff page set up.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# bah, my sales technique is poor!
yes, good idea!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# yes we do....
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# What is this t shirt made of mince you speak of???
Bloody hell!! A b3ta users shop page would be flippin ace!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# that's gonna be a great pie

(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Actually having this tonight (- tesla coil)
going off to polish the pie dish right now.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Cor!

(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Science!
if someone tells me how to do cfb i'll do it

(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)
# mmmm science and BLT
my world!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Every kitchen should have a Tesla Coil...
*strips microwave*
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# haha
i love this



shouldn't a portable tesla coil not need to be plugged in though?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# ah......
Probably I meant "handheld" cunty-bollocks
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Not when it's powered by...
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# bring back tesla!
I say!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Yeah
5000.00000 watts might do it!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Don't worry...
...the US Government has all his plans for death rays and anti-gravity fields, so he's kind of still with us.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I just red a book about that
...sort of.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# hooray for
kitchen physics!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# pies made with science ftw
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I love this more each time you post it.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# is it because it contains the best of all the animals?
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I've just explained that to manwife.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:12, archived)
# =D
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I would like it if t shirts could contain animations.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# wouldn't it be nice
though it could probably be made into a triptych for a t-shirt
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# PHWOAR.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# hmmm
i think we might be on the verge of an idea here captain....

there's a shop in sheffield thats looking for young t-shirt designers to produce things for them....

hmmm....

(i reckon I could out-fluffeh David and Goliath anyday)
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# You missed a few bits
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# you coloured outside of the lines!
tsk!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# how do you
stay inside the lines? I always mess up colouring in...
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)

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