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[challenge entry] "Photoshop The Beatles"


sorry
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)
# spang
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)
# *facepalm*
your face, that is
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Oi!
int that a repost?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)
#

I DID SAY I WAS SORRY - POSTED THIS ORIGINALLY ABOUT 8:30 BUT IT GOT LOST OF THE BOTTOM OF THE BOARD. AS NO-ONE COMENTED AND I HAD AN ALL DAY MEETING, I DELETED IT AND RE-POSTED HERE - I AM SO VERY SORRY.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Dude don't delete the earlier one, that's a b3ta crime!
just tj it into something new, or do something in mspaint too!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# * Takes advice
* SPANGS himself
* Kicks himself in the balls
* Squeezes his pus filled pussy called Pugsy

(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Unspang yourself
and be gentle with yr plums.

Let that cat have it tho
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)
# How do you get un-spanged?
* Rubs plums - Ooo nice
* Continues to punch, Pugsy the Pus filled Pussy
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# gnaps yourself
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Sorted...
* I feel better allready...

* Continues to Pound my Pussy though
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)
# ok
might want to give it a rest now, it looks exhasted, it's whiskers are all over the place
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)
# it's the first time I've seen it
so...er...there
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Needs another glass of this!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Hah!
*craves*
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)
# have I just went back in time to this morning again!!!



NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)
# i too was worried
that i was stuck in a time loop, or had some kind of freaky deja vu
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)
# I thought I'd have to go through my hangover again!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Look - I said I was sorry!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)
# don't worry
worse things happen covered in wee
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Hola Pendechos :)
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)
# hahah! "Iy have ay lettor forr yoou~" said Thomas.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# (|:D
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Hahaha!


(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
This wins!

Woo!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)
# ARCHIE!
Top stuff!

*hugs*
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)
# that's fired me up!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)
# that pun is fragile
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# stop it! you're kiln me!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)
# that one
made my eyes glaze over
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Shut your pott(er)y mouth!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)
# i'm getting fired up about this
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
# see above.
That's a hideous cla(y)im!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)
# these puns are terra(cotta)ble
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
# TITS TITS AND DOUBLE TITS
How very embarrassing.

Have a medal, you've URN't it.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)
# spangspangspang
I mean, lol!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)
# ah yes
woo!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)
# BOOSEY LIKE!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Good work...

CWLOIOCOK
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Shoehorns a Macca picture in for compo.


Woo to you to Archie. :)
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)
# gen-
ius
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] in their early years the beatles had a better drummer
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)
# and lived on breakfast cereal boxes.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Tra-la-la Tra-la-la-la


(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)
# La la-la la,,,
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)
# la la la laaaaaaaaaa!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)
# One banana, two banana, three banana, four ...
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)
# 'Ave a banana!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)
# OI!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)
# knnnneees up muvvah braaaahn
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# tra la la
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)
# RIP Mr Unlucky



(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Awwww!
*sads*
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)
# never matter
he might have some heaven related high-jinks . . .

*ponders*


(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)
# NO!
I don't want him to be dead. Though if there is a chance for more adventures in heaven I suppose I can live (*snigger*) with it
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Is it being caused by aliens?
I want to bereave!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)
# SPANG!
SPANG!
SPANG!
SPANG!
SPANG!
SPANG!
SPANG!
SPANG!
SPANG!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)
# hahahah
UNEXPECTED HEARSE
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)
# *touches nose*
*points*


(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)
# This gave me a big smile.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)
# You're sick!
You ashally like snuff crappypaintmashanimations!?? *clicks ignore*


(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)
# hahahah! Unexpe-
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Awww!
*buries KS*


(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)
# UNEXPECTED HEARSE
edit: curses!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)
# *slow claps*


(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)
# hey!
i didn't see the other replies while i was replying.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)
# *slow hugs*


(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)
# hahaha!
They all have Beatles hair doos.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)
# COMPO IT!
COMPOCOMPOCOMPO!


(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)
# what a crushing blow!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet that tastes salty.
:D

No really.. Woo to this, having just come out of an all day meeting, it is lovely to be greated with such an unexpected Horse and Hearse.

Clicks
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)
# too brown
and it's the wrong font


(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Hahaha
YAY!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Gee Mr Tracy
Mr Unlucky? The B-Side of "Lava Man" by 'Gee Mr Tracy' from 1986?

www.discogs.com/release/822799

sample lyric:

"The only girl I ever loved was impaled by an icicle of frozen piss flushed from the toilet of a passing plane and that was on one of my better days"

no? nevermind then. carry on.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)
# It's a massive series
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Superb!
Watching all those was time well spent! *Clicks*
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Yay!!!!!!!!!
Also - how the hell did you do that so damned fast?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)
# magic and mirrors . . .
Really? I always think I take aaaaaages


(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Quicker than I could have done
Especially in paint
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)
# well, I have all the source pics
I have all the source picsso I don't redraw them just make 38 (in this instance) still gifs using CTRL+C and CTRL+V


(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# woo yay!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Best of the day, again! Glleeeeeee!
Ta!
clicks "I like this" again again again again again again again again again
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# fcuking scrtch animation
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Smashing!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)
# That gets a big, fat, fucking, click
*click*
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Surely at least one element of that is supposed to stay consistant?
otherwise it's too difficult/painful to follow
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)
# you're difficult to follow
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)
# touché
.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)
# takes one to know one
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I don't follow.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)
# i know you are but what am i?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I pity the fool who don't know himself.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)
# you are rubber, I am glue
I am glue

(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)
# and that's why you smell like poo.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Look over there, it's a helicopter
*gut-punches
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)
# don't beat yourself up over it.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)
# ouch
my gut
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)
# meh
i like the crazed factor
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)
# He who smelled it dealt it
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Thank you
It's a natural talent I have
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Are you drunk?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)
# No
I'm quite a fan of that effect, but that was hurting my eyes to follow because every element of it changes. Usually you'd just have the scratching change to make an animation, and the background would remain stationary or only adjust/flicker slightly
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)
# hmmm
that would be very difficult to make the background stationary, the actual eye would jump about the place and like i say i like the crazy effect, its only 5 sec long for hells sake how can it not be followed
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Same way that a random bit of footage
can seem to sync with most music you play over it, it's just how the human mind works/interprets things.

Anyway, it's a cool effect, and everyone else seems to think it works just fine so don't ye get yer knickers in a twist, it's fine.

Edit: Oh, and if you like it then that's all that should matter, it is your work after all...right? ;)
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)
# yeah
i do like my work, first time ive done a scratch animation, suppose im just a bit paranoid.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)
# only on LURVE!!


(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)
# it consistently has an eye
and eyebrow
and a film stock artifact
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)
# eye likes it I does.
*cries into own hands at that terrible pun*
I deserve a hundred lashes for that
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)
# lashings of ginger beer?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)
# tastey!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Eye eye!
:)
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)
# fuck yeah, dude
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Too cryptic?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Best ever beatles song ;)
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey
is pretty high up there - if only for the title

and significant bell action.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)
# MONKEY PISS!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Mwahaha!
fear my speedy fingers!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
#
fear secretly enjoy
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I'll make sure I've trimmed my nails
;)
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)
# now that's considerate
what a well brought up young lady
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)
# only because it's on the same album as "Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey"
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Satan wanked on my carpet?
Yeah it's a goody that.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Free As A Bird?
Nice pic. Even if I don't get it.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)
# non-white avian creature
/Political Correctness
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Blackbird singing in the dead of night..
not too cryptic
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Bird of the night?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)
# ...and your bird can sing?
most played song on my'pod
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Woo to the pic
Great song to boot.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# thats ace!! RAWK on!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha
ringo looks sad
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)
# so would you if you blatantly had the crappiest make up
its like the rest of the band were playing a joke on him
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)
#
blatantly had the crappiest make up
its like the rest of the band were playing a joke on him
were Ringo.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# ppfffffft
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# well.... yes, and that
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Is that Ringo?
I thought it was Gary Linniker after his crisps were nicked.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Lineker, fool
*glomps*
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# You don't know how long I sat and spelled and re-spelled that fucking cunt's name
Hello gorgeous
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Once again
The Beatles invented it first
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# nICELY
:D
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] The Beagles
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Pffft. Silly.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Wouldn't
Would
Wouldn't
Wouldn't
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Arse gob gob arse
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# You "would" the only one with a cock?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Did you not see the first "Wouldn't"?
Gaymo.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)
# DOUBLE YES!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Not real
no cigarette.

woo!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# or shark, bridge, helicopter
realness
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Chortle! :D
This compo may be becoming the Shop Abbey Road compo!

Hey, anyone else noticed how dodgy parts of the Abbeyroad b3takit psd is?
I spent 20 mins correcting layers before I could use it, especially Paul & Ringo, tho the background seems fine.

Don't wanna dis whomever put that one together but seams like it needs a bit of an update to me.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I did that on purpose
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)
# total cum goblet
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)
# ...is my slave name!
?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)
# o rly
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] The Beatle
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# nice beard
I'm enjoying a cup of tea and looking at that.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Do you see what I did there?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)
# posted a blank map?
er
edited google earth
thing is that map has all of the IOW's major atractions on it as it is.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)
# they got a tciket to Ryde ohohohohohho
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# oh my
SPANG
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Genie arse!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)
# AND MY BABY DON'T CARE!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# You love The Beatles?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Needs more owl


(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)
# When it calls, will it's face double as a parabolic 'speaker' to direct the noise?
Ah, the wonders of natures plan. :D
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Ah, the Great Gnops Owl.
Closely related to the Scops Owl.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
# A Spong Owl.
Very rare.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
# oh?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Impressive.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I want to know what he's just seen
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)
# 2 owls 1 cup
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Pfft!
I don't know what it'll be like, but I recon it will have lots of feathers, maybe mice too
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)
# s'a teeny winny little owlet!
I will love it and hug it and call it Twoot
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# GnopsgnospspongsppoGnopsowl
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
# lovely stuff
did you see this?
b3ta.com/board/8295172
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Aye, sir
have had it preordered for a month!

edit/ and I shall watch the preview immediately.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)
# marvellous
I like it, I prefer it, and it's got lots of pockets!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)
# they loves it
when you touches them on the quim.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# ooh, waspy!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)
# This Owl is not what it seems!
Woo!

edit- found it!



(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Classic!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Ooh, I made a Meowl a while back, it's stored somewhere on Imageshack tho
so I'll not bother trying to find it, who has the time!?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I can't find it
but I did find your kittyhawk, which is woo!

EDIT - Oh I found your thread, but it's redexing

www.b3ta.com/board/4776102

(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Yeh I likes my Kittyhawk too
he turned out really well!

Cheers!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Naughty Owl and Pussy Cat!
;)
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)
# hahaha
urgh
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)
# CHEDDA CHEDDA CHEDDA CHEDDA CHEDDA CHEDDA CHEDDA
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)
# ha ha!!! thats ace
I think he actually looks more scary without the eyes tho

(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Either way, I'm not sleeping for a month.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)
# You should subscribe to this
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# This contains mostly owl
I approve!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Look at 'em go...
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)
# what make is that washing machine?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)
# its a Woo-ver
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)
# i never know if people are being serious on this site.. ;-)
LG.. LG - Puppyspin..
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)
# whirlpoodle.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Muahahhaha.
Woo.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Pfft! Poor puppies! Teehee, nice!
Kitteh shudda been pushing the wall socket on/off switch tho!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)
# can you wash my dog for me
Now that;s a proper euphamysm that is
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
# oh hai popular washing machine!


Woo
:D
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)
# oh hai unpopular purple midget
;)
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Hehehe
I'm no midget!
:D
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# OH HAI
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)
# RUN FOR THE HILLS
The Sherrif is coming
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)
# haha...
nice shoppable appliances ;-)
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Is this why he's getting lighter?
:S
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] It was clear which musical direction McCartney was moving in


Click for bigger (133KB)
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Enough money? not me!,i still need a little earner!!!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# seamtrain, lol
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)
# MMMMM.... Seamy!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
# thyroid problem.. what are you taking for it? PIES...
(Jimmy Carr gag)
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)
# "Hello, please can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?"
"Yes, here you go, and don't call me Chunky. I'm very concious of how fat I am"
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)
# tank engine no

steam engine no

seam engine yes
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Who'd win in a fight Kriss Akabusi or Gary Busey? Either way, that's alotta fuckin' BOOSEY
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# *calls 9'11*
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
# NEIN!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# *dons tinfoil hat*
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Akabusi is spreading
NEO IS OUR ONLY HOPE
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Akabusi should have been Neo..and Morpheus..and Trinity..
You see where I'm going with this.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)
# hahahaha! my fwend
a-wiiiiiiiiiiite!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Heems bee AkabOO_yAH!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhahahaha!
YES!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)
# wierd!
I was watching The Thing last night..

Quick! Call Kurt Russell!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
# weird!
so was I.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)
# although
I was also watching Kris Akabusi last night. Through his window.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)
# oh i say! what is the bbc coming to


(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Racism?


(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
# None of their presenters have legs?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# call for mucca
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)
# 1080p?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Peter you have lost the news.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
Morris FTW!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)
# trente percente
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
# You mean you ACTUALLY spoke to him?
What did he say, ACTUALLY?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)
# WARNING: Ghost-Face Collision Imminant :WARNING
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Lol! Facerape!
=D
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# XD
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# haha
joyous!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# What is in the box?
.
.
.
.
.
Wasps.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha
It's wasps.

Fucking WASPS.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
# That was arguably one of the funniest pictures ever to grace B3ta.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
#

courtesy of "The hedgehog can never be buggered at all"
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Thats the one :)
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Oh wow hahahahahahahaha
That's marvellous! I'd not seen that.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Hey Waspy
www.absolutely.biz/vido.html

End of the month joy.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)
# blimey, Hislop's had a makeover
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Comedy timing on the answer makes this.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
# It happens all teh time when I go hiking
this is very nice.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# That's how I caught rabies.
True story

Woo!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)
# rabbis?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Naw
I catch rabbis with a special trap full of pink wafer biscuits.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I want some pink wafers.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Well, if you see any
on the ground under an overturned box held up with a stick, don't go and get them. You may be added to my collection.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
# I don't like pink wafers
Can you bait them with digestives?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# bourbons for the win

(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
# ^This
In fact it is this so much I am going to go and buy some in a bit.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I've got ginger nuts
But if teh price is right I can make them Gary Baldies.

Badoom-cha
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Chocolate Hobnobs
that is all
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Chocoltae crinkle crunch
by foxes
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Is a little ghost gonna burst from his chest?


(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Ha ha!
Slimed!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
# argh
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha!
Defouler of heads.

The George Washington one is quite good too.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I love Brad Neely like a messiah.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I love him like a brain fucker.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Aww he is just trying to b a friendly ghostie.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Fantastic!
Nicely thought up!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)
# thank you
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
# that's WRONG!


Click for bigger (169KB)
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# not wrong. he's his no.1 fan
that, however, is slightly wrong.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8294979

In answer to your question WholeGrain, no. But have this anyway



news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/7351420.stm
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# oldham is for old hamtouchers


edit: not that I'm implying you are one
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)
# You better not be
I just had a sausage sandwich
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# is that a euphemism?

(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Isn't everything, these days?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I don't know, is that?
was this?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)
# MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)
# i'd never dare call a sausage sandwich eater a hamtoucher
it's like touching Apple'oranges
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# sings
He touched the asparagus
He touched the asparagus
He touched the asparagus
He touched the asparagus
He touched the asparagus
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I love this quote from the article:
One woman told the BBC: "Owls are the symbol of Oldham so I would have thought if they put an owl in the middle of there it would be better."

Needs more owl. Brilliant.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# doesn't everything?

(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Indeed. Vast improvement:

That'll be £100k, invoice is in the post.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)
# and the strange thing is
that really is an improvement!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Or:
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Christ, that's just frightening!
Remind me nerver to go to Oldham.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)
# You won't need reminding.
The closer you get to Oldham, the more inclined you feel to turn round and go home, or indeed anywhere other than Oldham.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# you have clearly never been to Basildon
home of the Alchatraz
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I'll see your Basildon
and raise you one Dewsbury.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
# ha
How can your miserable dewsbury compare with the stunning...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canvey_island

which is home to....
Meh
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)
# never go to oldham
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# "Needs more Owl!"
I like that a lot.

Needs more owl for next weeks image challenge FTW.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Perceptions of the area....
It's three fucking circles!

Unless they are really big on archery then I don't quite understand the relevance.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)
# How can this sort of shit cost £100,000?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Have some chilled-out planety-type things:


CFB
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)
# drawing pins?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Oh - thank you.
*takes*
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)
# now, drink them all down
drink them all downI SAID ALL!


(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)
# whatcha gonna do
whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)
# run for the hills...
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)
# No thanks, I'm trying to give them up.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)
# 'jour
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# et vous Madame
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
# that's no moon!
nicely
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)
# That nearest one is a bit pointy.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)
# anointy anointy
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)
# *anoints with 'sacred milk'*
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# The spunk of Christ
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Jizzus!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# It's a mountain.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)
# missiles hurtling towards me
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I think the use of difference clouds is too obvious and should be more patchy
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I think people should be allowed to smoke dope.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I think 80-90 percent of straight guys are partly gay to some degree
and homophobia is just internal denial externalised by those with a higher degree.

What?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Like
a PhD or something?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Yeh, but I only have a HND
so, like, I'm totally tough, hard n a real red blooded hetty breeder type, me.

*except on Sundays when my name is cockpig...
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)
# you smoke if you want to
but please don't call me a dope
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)

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