Electric Six + Pink Floyd =
This one is just all about the image...
previously
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:46,
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This one is just all about the image...
previously
shit
there's a fire in the disco
fire in the disco
fire in the gates of hell
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:48,
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fire in the disco
fire in the gates of hell
very nice!
I thought it was a broken egg for a moment...that would've been a bit sad.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:54,
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Apparently so.
Fuck, I've wasted my time pissing about on b3ta.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:21,
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come on you hypocrital moderators, you gunna censor this as well?
yay bumphrey. MOAR!!!!!!!!
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Sat 10 May 2008, 11:56,
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Wouldn't they only be hypocritial if they themselves posted tits on the messageboard?
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:07,
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nah, I kinda get annoyed with the whole NSFW business
especially a couple of days ago when a couple of images of crudely draw tits got censored (other username is a porsche I think was one of the posters) and many many many crudely drawn cocks are not censored.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:10,
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Probably someone else.
I haven't been on much this week, so I can pretend to myself I'm revising.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:16,
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Tidy your room!
And unstick the pages of my Littlewoods catelog while you're at it!
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:18,
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I do have to ask
Do you have a job? The whole NSFW is so people don't get in shit at work. After all looking at
images that can be deemed pornographic, and I'm not asking for your opinion of what you consider
pornographic I'm stating what is socially considered pornographic, can get you sacked.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:15,
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images that can be deemed pornographic, and I'm not asking for your opinion of what you consider
pornographic I'm stating what is socially considered pornographic, can get you sacked.
I'm an honours student, so I can get in trouble by looking at naughty pictures
and how come a cock isn't considered pornographic when tits are? That's what I don't get...
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:19,
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A CDC is hardly pornographic; it's childish and purile.
There is no way that it could be confused for porn. I think it's more the intent. No one
could accuse a CDC of causing arousal or to be viewed purposely to causing arousal. The image in
the link you put saw boarderline and in this case I think the Mod made a bad call.
But then again you can't please everyone all the time. Just ask my ex!
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:24,
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could accuse a CDC of causing arousal or to be viewed purposely to causing arousal. The image in
the link you put saw boarderline and in this case I think the Mod made a bad call.
But then again you can't please everyone all the time. Just ask my ex!
yes but
what's the point of posting a screenshot of a post on another website? is it shopped? why not just post a link on the sodding links board if it's that funny?
4chan is for pricks
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:27,
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4chan is for pricks
yeah this post deserves a good flaming to tell the truth.
It's nsfw, someone else's work, is it over 50kb as well?
I'm just in the mood to whinge so I haven't bothered to flame.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:30,
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I'm just in the mood to whinge so I haven't bothered to flame.
agreed.
The original image was borderline and I've seen worse slip by. But Hedgehog's was just as childish and puerile as the cdc.
As for the unpleased ex: I'll have to, I sortof have my own, but we don't speak anymore... :)
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:29,
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As for the unpleased ex: I'll have to, I sortof have my own, but we don't speak anymore... :)
hahahahahahaha oh lololololol 4chan lololol we need more 4chan on b3ta, yes we do
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:02,
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Roffil copters!
Helicopters made of LOL!
ROLF!
HARRIS!
HARRIS TWEED!
LORF! WORF!
LOLROYPHNOL!
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:10,
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ROLF!
HARRIS!
HARRIS TWEED!
LORF! WORF!
LOLROYPHNOL!
It is delicous 4chan, you must eat it
quick post cats, it's caturday
oh look tentacle rape lol
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:12,
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oh look tentacle rape lol
hahahaha
true. I haven't been on 4chan, I know someone who is though.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:20,
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"I call this one 'Ken'
'cos it's far to the left. And I call the other one 'Boris', cos it's a right tit."
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:05,
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DAMN IT I LOOKED AND I THOUGHT I WAS ON /b/ BUT IM NOT IM ON B3TA WHAT THE HELL IM SO CONFUSED >:(((((
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:08,
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The only thing I've ever thanked 4chan
for is the malodorous stench that emenates from the bowels of the internet
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:09,
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Hahaha who did the one where the drawing of you is split in two?
I also like the "Something for the week-end?" one.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:14,
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That was a lurker, LadyLunatic. The picture of me, originally, was made by Killerkitti.
And the barber one you mentioned was made by my dad :]
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:18,
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Haha excellent.
Are we limited to one each? I've got another idea.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:19,
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It says in the rules:
"Feel free to create multiple images - you're not limited to a single entry."
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:21,
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fucking HELL
your species is fucked,i mean seriously.you're all fucking scary.you're the fucking monsters...
fucking hell.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:39,
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fucking hell.
trap?
isn't 4chan famous for "traps" so that is probably a man-boob, and therefore not not suitable for work...
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:54,
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Having just embarked on my 1st adventure into 4Chan,
and i've decided it's pretty freaky over there.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 13:10,
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Never worked in metric inches...?
/pretends to be an engineer...
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:05,
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What about the other Neils?
Sedaka and the one from Young Ones (did he even have a last name?)
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Sun 11 May 2008, 6:08,
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oh blimey
I want to cuddle it and stare into its cold dead eyes
then batter it to death with a brick
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Sat 10 May 2008, 11:25,
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then batter it to death with a brick
only its eyes are dead
I want it fully dead
I won't sleep until I know it can't get me
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Sat 10 May 2008, 11:27,
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I won't sleep until I know it can't get me
gaaah!
What's that? You want some of my milkshake! No! Mine! Mine! My Precious!
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Sat 10 May 2008, 10:48,
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i don't want to think about your milkshake and it's possible contents
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Sat 10 May 2008, 10:50,
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Ha ha, great!
Don't they all look peculiar? Except for Paul Jones of course
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Sat 10 May 2008, 11:20,
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hehehe!
just passing through, giving my soffits another lick in a moment.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 10:47,
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Haha, ^ very much this
Cyanide and Happiness rules =)
I have the cape, I make the fucking whoosh noises!
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Sat 10 May 2008, 10:45,
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I have the cape, I make the fucking whoosh noises!
i like your user name
and i like your image - have a late woo!
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Sat 10 May 2008, 12:15,
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Well I think Mutster101 has found his ideal date this time! ;)
Woo!
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Sat 10 May 2008, 10:01,
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i'm not missing anything
which is more than could be said for after sticking my cock in it
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Sat 10 May 2008, 9:48,
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Aww he looks lovely
*pets*
ARGH MY FINGERS! MY BEAUTIFUL FINGERS!
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Sat 10 May 2008, 9:44,
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ARGH MY FINGERS! MY BEAUTIFUL FINGERS!
Pink Floyd + Portishead =
and again, I wanna hear this one...
previously
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Sat 10 May 2008, 9:24,
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and again, I wanna hear this one...
previously
Y Fank U,
Was startin to think I was the only one on ere today! ;)
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Sat 10 May 2008, 9:32,
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It's a peice of paper tape with 1s and 0s written on it
the tape moves back and forth past a reader. Every computation may be performed this way....
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_machine
The introduction to that is fairly understandable...
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Sat 10 May 2008, 9:50,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_machine
The introduction to that is fairly understandable...
I'm always here, I just lurk more now :]
But I always come out for a good Floyd post.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 9:34,
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Well, there may be more of these as I'm up early with a hangover and nowt better to do,
dunno if I'll do another Floyd tho...
BTW, been watching a few Starky & Hutch on Bravo, and I don't remember it being quite so gay! Every other moment there's a reference or they're getting close to one another, 2 episodes ago they were going on holiday together in a log cabin, I was waiting for one of them to say 'Ahh shure wish ah cud quit ya...', hahaha!
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Sat 10 May 2008, 9:41,
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BTW, been watching a few Starky & Hutch on Bravo, and I don't remember it being quite so gay! Every other moment there's a reference or they're getting close to one another, 2 episodes ago they were going on holiday together in a log cabin, I was waiting for one of them to say 'Ahh shure wish ah cud quit ya...', hahaha!
I haven't seen THAT in as many years neither,
will watch out for repeats to check up on that!
Odd how different things can look to your now adult eyes, as a kid I watched Wonder Woman 'cos she was a cool super hero who had magic powers and an invisible plane, but could never understand why my dad liked watching it with me...
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Sat 10 May 2008, 9:55,
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Odd how different things can look to your now adult eyes, as a kid I watched Wonder Woman 'cos she was a cool super hero who had magic powers and an invisible plane, but could never understand why my dad liked watching it with me...
Nice
I was trying to think of something to do with Pink Floyd but I fail at thinking
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Sat 10 May 2008, 9:38,
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I see what you did there!
Well they are already a super group...
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Sat 10 May 2008, 10:00,
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hehe
There is a men's 'boutique' in Berlin called "Pinkie for Men"
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Sat 10 May 2008, 9:43,
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Not really
It's kind of one of those old-fashioned shops that caters for middle-aged, middle-of-the-road men
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Sat 10 May 2008, 9:45,
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I LOOKED OVER JORDAN, WHAT DID I SEE
COMING FORTH TO CARRY ME HOME
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Sat 10 May 2008, 9:14,
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I have a video
where a (not "the") Goatse man... "sings" in his own particular way.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 6:40,
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as in more than twice clansoul's age
I think teens should be kicked off the web. It's too dangerous for them.
(also older than 15)
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Sat 10 May 2008, 7:04,
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(also older than 15)
well that makes his romantic preoccupation with killer kitti less interesting
*goes back to profiling pasanonic as a serial killer*
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Sat 10 May 2008, 7:14,
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What do you mean stalking isn't romantic?
You mean I've been doing it wrong for ages?
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Sat 10 May 2008, 7:23,
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I'm not stalking a horse....
Even though some people think she looks like one
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Sat 10 May 2008, 7:33,
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Even though some people think she looks like one
I was thinking of a way to profile you
but then I saw the picture of you in your profile and promptly gave up
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Sat 10 May 2008, 7:18,
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It's true
I am the archetypical sex machine, it's no big mystery
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Sat 10 May 2008, 7:19,
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For the love of god.
Please tell me you use the liquify tool on that smile.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 7:30,
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I think I might be her new interest.
She's acting all... well... interested.
Being a teenager on the internet's ace.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 7:28,
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Being a teenager on the internet's ace.
It was like a reversal of
finding out a hot chick on the internet is a paedo.
I was both surprised and aroused.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 7:37,
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I was both surprised and aroused.
or, if you want to do it better,
POLICECOPS
*sings policecops theme music, which I am making up as I go along but SHUT UP THIS IS MY DREAM*
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Sat 10 May 2008, 7:29,
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*sings policecops theme music, which I am making up as I go along but SHUT UP THIS IS MY DREAM*
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR OWN THREAD'
I USED TO BE BEAUTIFUL ONCE
YOUR SHOES ARE SO PRETTY
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Sat 10 May 2008, 6:26,
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YOUR SHOES ARE SO PRETTY
if the sky ever turns that color, i will be convinced the world is ending
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Sat 10 May 2008, 6:27,
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Sorry what was that?
Your sandals encrusted with rubies were hogging the limelight, so to speak.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 6:30,
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i was thinking of doing a jefferson airplane + jefferson starship + starship picture...
...but i couldn't find a turd big enough.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 6:53,
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i haven't been in any arguments lately, so why not post something horrible?
prussian blue + niggaz with attitude = prussian niggaz (aka we both hate jews and queers, and these little white girls are going to get cornholed until they're dead).
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Sat 10 May 2008, 5:16,
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prussian blue + niggaz with attitude = prussian niggaz (aka we both hate jews and queers, and these little white girls are going to get cornholed until they're dead).
Fuck those haters in the ass!
Mind you I might just have to use a rented dick.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 5:21,
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the best thing is, they're all bigots.
so, we can stand back and watch them kill one another and not care at all.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 5:24,
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Collateral damage can be a bitch though.
Those sick little twunts like to sing (and I use the term loosely*)
songs about mass killings. ... And so do those girls (*also).
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Sat 10 May 2008, 5:29,
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songs about mass killings. ... And so do those girls (*also).
we just have to put all the bigots on their own bit of land and let them war it out.
i suggest the moon.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 5:32,
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this is a time of sacrifice if we want the world to be a better place.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 6:19,
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I thought they looked a bit young
Well I suppose 16 is legal here...
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Sat 10 May 2008, 5:40,
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assrape is legal for 16 year olds where you live?
i'll be there as soon as my rohypnol shipment is prepared.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 5:42,
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arserape isn't technically legal, consential bumsex is though:
"Since 2003 in NSW, the age of consent is 16 years for lesbians, gay men and heterosexuals."
Actually having read the rest of that article, I'm too good for them: so I'd like to see them mutilated then burned at the stake. Even though I'm not getting anyway.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 5:45,
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Actually having read the rest of that article, I'm too good for them: so I'd like to see them mutilated then burned at the stake. Even though I'm not getting anyway.
yeah seems resonable.
It would hardly be consensual on their part. But then again, if I'm to get any at all, that's possibly how it's going to have to be :(
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Sat 10 May 2008, 6:19,
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Yeah, but no one seems like they would consent to me anyway
Hum, k3b/-\b is becoming emo again
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Sat 10 May 2008, 6:23,
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A friend of mine theorised
that this was what the prussian blue girls needed. Apparently, some large well-endowed black men would sort out all their prejudices. It'd also make a rather profitable dvd.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 5:29,
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i don't know if it would work, but i wouldn't care if it happened.
but i also want nwa to suffer, so we'll have to supply the tiny nazis with strap-ons*.
*strap-ons made of knives.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 5:33,
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*strap-ons made of knives.
More likely they will each marry some rich bastard--and be pimped
out on the street-- who couldn't get a dead dog to vote for them.
(previous winner of such a prize illustrated below)
edit: /Not sure which thread I'm replying to anymore blog
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Sat 10 May 2008, 5:56,
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(previous winner of such a prize illustrated below)
edit: /Not sure which thread I'm replying to anymore blog
i have bullets for those people too.
we should have a day where all the replies get assigned to the wrong threads.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 6:05,
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Right, that's it.
I'm going to bed.
PS: This is wonderful and I love you, as ever.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 4:24,
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PS: This is wonderful and I love you, as ever.
WAHEY
SpringySunshine and BraynDedd were calling me sexy hexy at the cambridge bash and I wanted to sex them both up but springysunshine moreso because she's pretty but I'd have to take BraynDedd too I suppose since he's all going out with her and stuff.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 4:29,
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OKAY, THAT'S IT. EVERYONE FUCKING LEAVE AS SOON AS I GET HERE
SERIOUSLY, I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT, JUST DITCH ME AS SOON AS I MAKE A POST, IT'S FINE.
Cunts
Oh, and goodnight :D
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Sat 10 May 2008, 4:26,
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Cunts
Oh, and goodnight :D
I know, but I can't seem to sleep at night :(
I have to sleep in the daytime for some reason, it's shitty.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 4:29,
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I don't tan, I just burn severely.
I've been to Africa twice, you'd never have known.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 4:32,
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Nobody even knows what those vitamins do.
C is for scurvy, and that's about it.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 4:35,
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So if that's what you're deficient in, I wonder what I'm low on.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 4:38,
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Vitamin names are weird.
It's like science went 'okay, vitamin A, vitamin B... whoa, I need to slow down! I'll run out of letters soon! Vitamin B1, B2, B3, B4, B5, B6, B7, B8, B9, B10, B11, B12, Vitamin C... shit, I'm running out of vitamins! er... Vitamin D... skip a few, Vitamin K... er...' *runs away*
That is your chemistry lesson for today.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 4:40,
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That is your chemistry lesson for today.
I LOVE YOU.
and am here for you for another two minutes. Then bed.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 4:36,
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right, I'm done.
thanks! and goodnight. What an excellent two minute lover you are.*
*although I don't think the duck was really necessary.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 4:42,
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*although I don't think the duck was really necessary.
fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
gang bang an orangutan
an orgy at the zoo!
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Sat 10 May 2008, 4:56,
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gang bang an orangutan
an orgy at the zoo!
Me too, I managed to reject two people without even knowing
I suppose I lost out in the end
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Sat 10 May 2008, 4:40,
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haha
AND THERE I WAS SENDING YOU ACTION-BASED GAZZES ABOUT SLEEP
YOU FOOLED ME
WENCH
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Sat 10 May 2008, 4:27,
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YOU FOOLED ME
WENCH
the cat with the bowl on his back
behind the cereal there lies
a murderous desire for milk.
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Sat 10 May 2008, 5:19,
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a murderous desire for milk.
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