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# Morning nerds!


How are we all today?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Ah I'm alrightish for the messed up person I am
nice ping pong.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Cheers!
thought it made a change from fake nike adverts
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I ignored that. You're still top of the board
where are the mods when needed?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)
# ^^same
nice nerd joke btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Have another
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I'll reply before it vanishes,
but i have no geeky knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)
# go haul up a term window/dos prompt and type
ping www.google.com
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)
# ....


Click for poster sized.

EDIT: Spelling fixed. *Tchaw*...


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)
# oooooo political!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)
# PSSSSSSSSST!
Habeas
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)
# FUCKING HOT COCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# got any shoes to sell?
some bad timing there.

call me naive, but would another couple of weeks in the chokey really make that much difference to the detainee, a month is bad enough.
and i know my civil liberties are gradually being eroded, although as yet i can't say i've really noticed much difference, perhaps it'll be too late by the time i do.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)
# But 42 days
with absolutely no charge at all?

I'm more concerned by the erosion of the right to remain silent.

(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)
# i know it does seem a bit off
and i know i really should be leaping up and down shouting, but for some crazy reason i can't get 'it's only another couple of weeks' out of my head. i may change my apathetic view once the government snatch squads start rounding up scores of people when trade's a bit slow, just for the hell of it.

edit/ and as for the right to remain silent, i may be wrong but i seem to recall in the aftermath of hatfield/potters bar train crashes
we wanted the heads of those responsible for knowing about the failings but keeping quiet paraded through the streets on pointed sticks, is there not a similarity
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Of course,
Habeas Corpus should never have been suspended; arresting and detaining someone without charge for a week is bad. Two weeks, three weeks, 90 days; after Habeas Corpus itself is taken away, the length of time hardly matters.

So the extension doesn't bother me at all. I don't care how long we can be detained for without reason; I care that it can happen at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# *imposes control order*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)
# a very good point
and again my naivety may be getting the better of me, but i still like to think that in the vast majority of cases, the old bill do only detain folk that they think are wrong'uns for any longer than they need to, i dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# But...
In the vast majority of cases, its led to nothing.

And now they've got this added bonus of being compensated for the intelligence services half assed approach to preventing terrorism.

Lock em up, then figure out what they've done/what they're planning to do.

Terrorism is such a broad term. Its a wonder they haven't grabbed hold of Fathers for Justice yet.

What happens if they start banging up people who were planning protests?
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# i do wish i could completely disagree with you
but i can't.
i'm not smart enough or boned up on all of the intricacies of the law enough, and far to slow at typing to debate this on here properly.
i do think doing all of this under the guise of preventing terrorism is a bit of a non starter.
i'd much rather a few more doors got kicked in and the old bill made more of a nuisance of themselves for 'lower' level stuff, the kind of things that would actually make a difference to
society, but then we'd be passing hundreds of new laws every week to keep up with the bad guys. one law fits all is far from ideal i agree but i don't have a clue what the answer is.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# We've already got the laws for them to do their jobs.
Im not an expert... but Im fairly certain that it was already illegal to blow stuff up - we got Guy Fawkes with that one a fair few years ago...

We've got plenty of laws that work already. You cant conspire to kill someone. You cant hurt people, rob people or wank in the street.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Hmm.
Even if she didn't say a word to the coppers, perverting the course of justice and conspiracy to cause and explosion will get her banged up.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Ah, but that's not what she's been charged with.
She's been convicted of failing to disclose information. In other words, she has been convicted for remaining silent.

Which isn't a crime. It's a right.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)
# you are naive.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Well.. I'd read it.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)
# RUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)
# It's too early in the day to run
Can't I just hide under the desk?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)
# If I cover my eyes and I can't see them,
then it follows that they cant see me, so I'm safe

edit: how rude...I forgot to say "Woo for the pic!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)
# is it safe?
is it safe?
is it safe?
is it safe?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)
# That's actually a bit scarey.
Really, I've been around the block a few times and don't say that easily.

I'm saving it now but it'll lose some punch if I don't remember the file name/title.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] ta-da!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)
# FUCKIN WOOSOME, THIS COMPO IS GOING TO ROCK AND ROLL
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# o rly?
www.b3ta.com/board/8457244
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:44, archived)
# errrrrrr yes?
B3ta has often had some of it's best moments via the medium of unshopped photos of funny shit.
if you don't like the fact that you only b3ta during work, then cook something when you get home from work and then post the pic the next day.
To be honest i've been getting heartily sick of the standard of effort put in to compos by the majority, at least this actually actually encourages people to use some time, thought and effort.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)
# But...
at least the board will operate at normal speed today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I'm gonna be fat after this challenge!
*eats moar cayke*

Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Nice
ning all
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Fab!
nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)
# nice one
not keen on the rabbit tod surround tho
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# choccy bullets ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)
# oh lordy, that's too damn good!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Not worth it's own thread
EDIT: How fuckin' rude of me! WOOOOO!
as I made this about 5 years ago.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)
# people's dinner isn't worth it's on compo
"real photo sunday is shite, give it up"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Aha
I've got some quality stuff planned for this compo :) It's the only one I might have a chance of doing anything good for because I'm shite at Tattyshop.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)
# god, you whinge like a girlie.........
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I second this
I have a feeling he is miffed because his mummy won't let him into the kitchen alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 18:51, archived)
# christ.
you must've been saving up spunk for quite a while to make that.

'tis ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I've got some spare at the moment
You want a "special cake"?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)
# sure!






...wait
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)
# fuck me, how many calories?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)
# 4
(give or take about 10,000)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Well, the whole thing was made out of gingerbread, with stained glass windows
made out of boiled sweets. The roof tiles are after eights, the trees are lolipops stuck into walnut whips, the ground is quarter inch thick melted white chocolate. Hold on, I'll throw a few more up.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)
# that's awesome :D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Mouthwatering
Mmm, chocolate racing cake [drools]

Well done! That looks both delicious and awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! sausagesucker just paid £5.00 for a cup of Tea!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)
# !!!!!
I WANT ONE!
(kiedis1984, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)
# 'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:53, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Poor panda!
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Noo!
Hehe!

'nings all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:55, archived)
# nings tan!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# 'ning mate
How's you?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Grand
but busy hence delay in reply
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# hehe
he's gonna be black and blue when
he comes down from there
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:58, archived)
# heheh
nice
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast (Peabake?) for compo.


(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:00, archived)
# lol, hitlerbread men :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:05, archived)
# aww, I'm sure the kiddies will appreciate it
:D

and the look of horror on their parents faces :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:06, archived)
# yay!
so the two on the left are like the mutated, black sheep of the litter?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)
# I did have an explanation
for what each of them were, but I have now forgotten. Besides, Hitler is the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Aw! But he looks so happy up there!
I want this aminated so the Panda wins...

*edit* If you want something doing... CFB
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:06, archived)
# here's the original
img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_03/panda4DM1603_468x870.jpg

and I found it off google, not the Daily Mail.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:08, archived)
# It took me ages to find
I could have saved a whole 4 minutes!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)
# I can't make or view gifs on the office comp sorry
hope this is good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:07, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)
# nooooooo.... he'll hutrt his bonce!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# HAHA NICE
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Oh hi. I heard you like wrestling, wanna tussle?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:32, archived)
# needs more cock
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:32, archived)
# Row!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:36, archived)
# hahahah!
never realised how well matched those two are :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:47, archived)
[challenge entry] pea roasted biscuits
(teasus likes tea, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:25, archived)
# No bridge, fake!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:27, archived)
# 'Ning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:28, archived)
# 'ningles.
I think this could be the crappest compo in the history of b3ta! Lets face it lots of us only get time to b3ta at work.
Not that I'm defaming this post at all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:33, archived)
# animashes would have been better
at least that involves some skill unlike taking a photo of your bloody dinner like a demented japanese tourist. fuck me sideways with a parsnip
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:35, archived)
# And fraiser even admitted last night that he photo he used to start the compo was one he swiped from the net!
I believe in compo terms that's classed as start as it means to go on!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:38, archived)
# so fuckwit lowery pinched an image that he didnt make
FUCKING FAIL!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:40, archived)
# i've been saying so ever since he took over from mystery bob
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:50, archived)
# ^This!
I want animashes!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:38, archived)
# I want animal shaped biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:42, archived)
# for the soggy bisuit game?
you pervert! :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:43, archived)
#
prodigy69.co.uk/animashes.htm
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:51, archived)
# Yes!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:53, archived)
# But at least
today the board won't fly by in a matter of seconds liek it normally does on a Thrusday...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)
# leading the campaign for better compos my arse! who put you in charge? :P
I wanted an aussie challenge but everyone said no no no!

It wouldn't have been a toap fest or real photos.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:31, archived)
# Kittens put me in charge and we all know there's no higher law than that!!!
Lets face it, a compo of sculpted b3tards bum fluff would have been more interesting!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:35, archived)
# fuck yeah
do you want to pick a topic, suggest it and then jack every thread with a link to the vote? I'd be up for it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:36, archived)
# I would
But I'm also leading the campaign for apathy as well. Or would be if I could only be arse to get out of this chair!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:39, archived)
# apathy, I did know what that meant at one point
*googles*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:41, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:28, archived)
# Fake - no bridge
heheh excellent stuff


ningle-ations to the /board this fine overcast morning


edit- oh mindpissage
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:28, archived)
# not real
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:28, archived)
# have they been used in the soggy biscuit game
or is that icing sugar?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:28, archived)
# wrong both times,
it's dandruf.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:31, archived)
# THE POOR MAN'S PARMESAN!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:35, archived)
# heh.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:29, archived)
# oh good try
needs bridge, otherwise an excellent effort

'ning all btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:31, archived)
# Needs more what everyone else said
but still awesome!

Nings all
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:35, archived)
# a police officer tooth a crippled judy jetson and mr spacey go to town on santa's little helper and it is fun for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:03, archived)
# chairy the chair give oral sex to allstar seaworthy the snork.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:03, archived)
# daffy duck and bugs bunny have sex with each other.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahah!!!
I love the second one, especially, as it contains a picture of a Snork.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:06, archived)
# these should not be fun to draw, especially as they're hidious but they kind of are fun.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:08, archived)
# They get me wet
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:10, archived)
# No, wait, I just had a shower.
Never mind :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:11, archived)
# all of these depress me because of my lack of sex
:(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:08, archived)
# "Hahahahahah!"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:09, archived)
# sod off
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:13, archived)
# I'm sorry :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:15, archived)
# i'd reply
but I'm too upset to leave my crying corner *sniff*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:21, archived)
# *hugs*
*finds a girl and offers you a sex*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:23, archived)
# it's not the same
*sob*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:28, archived)
# not the same as a boy?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:49, archived)
# clan soul just had a sex with killer kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:16, archived)
# I hope she bit his winky off
*is still in crying corner*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:20, archived)
# Kk and I are old news (though we didn't have sex, obviously)
We broke up AGES ago.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:23, archived)
# aren't you on different sides of a very large ocean?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:27, archived)
# It was a short-term long-distance thing that didn't work.
Unsurprisingly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:28, archived)
# :S
I met a weirdo on the interweb once too...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:30, archived)
# She's not a weirdo :P
Though, I have a b3tan living near me.
That's kind of odd.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:31, archived)
# the chick i met was. It was kinda scarey
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:33, archived)
# How so?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:34, archived)
# it's weird when people want to get to know you*
and sortof start to tell you personal stuff, when you haven't really met them.

It was kinda stalkerish. I actually managed to piss her off in spectacular fashion. She didn't recognise I was being sarcastic at one point and she raged at me. I felt a bit bad about it but it ultimately got rid of her.

*I'm quite shy in general, and I hate people trying to find out how I think.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:39, archived)
# Ah, I see.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:42, archived)
# different sides, of a large wet patch
:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:05, archived)
# internet bitch is art bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:28, archived)
# Bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:28, archived)
# doctor dyslexia:
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:33, archived)
# You're not a bitch, you're doctor dyslexia.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:35, archived)
# Clearly you are dd's bitch though.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:40, archived)
# Apparently so.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:43, archived)
# Good go, as always, Doc.
I knew that Daffy was a trannie.
edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:09, archived)
# hahahahaaaaaa.
she pulls it off.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:07, archived)
# this is exactly how I remember the cartoon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:04, archived)
# YES ^ THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:07, archived)
# there be sexuwall
daffy very much
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:13, archived)
# Yays
First person to be readded to my ignore list after I've emptied it.
At least you've been consistant over the years.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:23, archived)
# hahaha!
filth!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:28, archived)
# is that what penises look like?
oh.
(MissyMiss, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Look North
(PagettyPol something something something, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:16, archived)
# baked onion, baking in the sun.
put on your tanning butter!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:20, archived)
# I heartily approve. *click*
I'd personally attack ITV news if I were you though with spades and a collection of small firearms.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:33, archived)
# tut tut
they prefer the term darkies
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:36, archived)
# I actually spat coffee
over my desk
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:56, archived)
# the phone in the office next to me
is ringing for the last 20 minuts.
i think the guy there died.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:42, archived)
# is it still ringing?
maybe it's an emergency :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:48, archived)
# answer the phone, pretending you are in a callcentre in india
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:10, archived)
# done.
was very funny
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:17, archived)
# now call back teh original caller
and ask thme if they have 45 minutes to take part in a customer satisfaction survey for the self-lubriacting arse-rammer 2000 that they recently bought
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:30, archived)
# when the neville ran from look north, shock there was
and then he appeared on the tyne tees

and all was well

"EEEEE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOEEERRB JAAAAAHHHOORRNNNSAAAAAN"

but then he left
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:54, archived)
# AAARGHH!
CHRISTA ACKING FUCKROYD
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:59, archived)
# It's lully
But mathmatically incorrect:P

The top right angle is clearly close to 90 degrees. So taking 90 as a possible average plus
the 70 deducted from 360 equals 200 leaving the 43 degrees being approximately 117 out!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:24, archived)
# you're so sexy when you talk maths
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:35, archived)
# equals!
*wink*
*click'n'point*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:41, archived)
# it's all true.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:29, archived)
# i whole heartedly agree
i cant fucking stand that Crista bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# my legs are sore and i feel great.


i borrowed my neighbour's odometer today and attached it to my bike because i planned a long ride. when i got home... 68 km! not bad, but bloody hell I'm tired now.

pic is from last year, but i was in the same spot today poking around. i brought my camera and took some shots at another location (to be posted later, i'm too tired to upload and edit them). i would have taken some pics there today but my batteries were dying and i was wobbly as it is.

sepia version of above pic here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:42, archived)
# I just saw a picture of kylie minouge topless
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:48, archived)
# and now you'll never be the same again?
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:51, archived)
# it's kinda weird.
I think one of them is fake because she had titty cancer. It doesn't appear to have a nipple.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:52, archived)
# i was going to have a double mastectomy but that's just too much for me to eat in one sitting.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:54, archived)
# obviously not kylie's then
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:57, archived)
# i was dumpster-diving at the local cancer ward, could be anyone's.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:08, archived)
# oh dear
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:10, archived)
# i paid my dues; i'm allowed indiscretions.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:19, archived)
# she didn't need her head and torso anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:52, archived)
# ahahahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:53, archived)
# hahaha
this is just as i imagined it
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:59, archived)
# I was in a fairly mysoginistic mood when I drew that
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:00, archived)
# it is nice
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:04, archived)
# i'd like to colour it but everytime i try to colour something in
it tends to ruin it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:09, archived)
# so ruin it.
and then you can easily color it without ruining it.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:14, archived)
# i gave my ice cream to a shark,
and now i've got nothing to eat!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:07, archived)
# eat the shark.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:08, archived)
# sand is hurting my tender feet
the air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine
i hate the people on the beach
with their towels and umbrellas
they're so insane
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:12, archived)
# especially crab people!!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:14, archived)
# and deceased milkmen.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:18, archived)
# from space
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:24, archived)
# nonsense. that's where killer klowns kome from.
ok, bedtime. be good and i'll tell you all a story tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:36, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:40, archived)
# very nice indeed :D
i bet you needed a beer after that
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:55, archived)
# i did, but i settled for iced tea.
no beer for me, i'm on a fatty fat-fat diet. but the iced tea was great, i made it with slices of lime and orange.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:06, archived)
# 68km and not even a beer to end it!?
i couldn't do that
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:09, archived)
# i was never much of a drinker.
both parents were alcoholics so i went the other way - i have beer here that i should probably give away because it's old.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:13, archived)
# I BET YOU CAN'T TAKE A SHIT WHILE YOU PEDAL DOWN THE ROAD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:12, archived)
# if i don't take my medicine, this would happen without my trying.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:17, archived)
# I CAN ALSO SHAKE MY TIT, MR. SPOONER.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:21, archived)
# nice lake, any carp in it?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:25, archived)
# there are a few goldfish in it, sadly.
it's a man-made (sort of) project. the land is a former brickworks and people have been greening it for over a decade - planting all indigenous plants and stocking local fauna, too. but, some dunderheads have inserted aquarium fish and turtles.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:34, archived)
# that is silly, non native fish carry dieses
most of the old brick works and quarries over here get turned into fishing lakes in the end
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:38, archived)
# My girlfriend's going on a 50m cycle on sunday.
From London to Brighton.
She's going to miss my birthday :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:38, archived)
# lazy cunt, what is she just riding her bike to the local station
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:42, archived)
# Well we live in Cornwall, anyway, so it's not exactly local.
But don't be silly :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:02, archived)
# you started it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:05, archived)
# D:
You're right...:'[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:06, archived)
# My brother is also doing this.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:08, archived)
# 68km's is a good amount of km's
I need to do an exhausting self propelled journey somewhere, haven't done one in ages
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:56, archived)
[challenge entry] cook b3ta? OKAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 4:10, archived)
# :D
This is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 4:12, archived)
# b3ta has already been cooked and burnt
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 4:20, archived)
# I'm just re-heating it
that's what microwaves are great at
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 4:21, archived)
# To be honest you did it much better than me
as my laptops too massive to fit in any cooking machinery

but i still did it first, so i win ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Argh
I MUST UP MY GAME
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 4:24, archived)
# I AM OFF TO BED :)
Byezors.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 4:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:15, archived)
# *plays good bad and ugly theme*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:32, archived)
# microwaving =|= cooking.
never ever, no way.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:29, archived)
# i just found out my mum has been making microwave cake
and then she yelled at me for swearing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:33, archived)
# ha! what did you say?
FUCKING MICROCAKE? WHAT, ARE YOU NUTS, BITCH?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:43, archived)
# i said pissflaps
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:45, archived)
# next time, scream it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:52, archived)
# she started to scream
it was pretty funny
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:53, archived)
# tell her you're going out to play fuckball.
when she yells at you, just stare at her and point at your groin, mouthing 'fuckball' at her, then wet your pants.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:56, archived)
# i'd rather find a sexy woman of about my own age to do that with
then there would be hot sex afterwards.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:58, archived)
# there are no women my age.
thankfully i own warm fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:22, archived)
# You mean !=
What crazy coding language do you speak..?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:09, archived)
# it's a bird hot-doggin'
(Jogolo, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:29, archived)
# Bird dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:30, archived)
# ummmm ARF ARF???
:)
(Jogolo, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Do not fly to the sun, little man! D:
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:41, archived)
# no no! fly to the sun!
hahah hahaha sun sunny sun friend!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:45, archived)
[challenge entry] my first peatoast!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:47, archived)
# om nom nom.
I could really go for some toats right now.

Also woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:48, archived)
# I really need some breakfast
I been asleep since about 6 and am feeling a bit peckish
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:51, archived)
# I haven't gone to sleep yet.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:52, archived)
# you'll be all tiredy in the day
and if you operate complicated machinery you'll cause a mishap and chop everything up
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:53, archived)
# The only complicated machinery i will be near tommorow
should be revision books.
But we all know how deadly they are :|
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:54, archived)
# in your exams just write "MLGMLNGLMGNLMGLNGLMGNLGMGLNGLMGLNGLM"
they'll be really appreciative of your insight and give you top marks
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:55, archived)
# I was asked "Why do ammonites suture lines become more complex through evolution?"
t'other day. I really didn't know so i wrote "improved fashion sense"
edit:and now i think about it, it doesn't really make sense.

i hope the examiner has a weird sense of humour, though, i will do that if i can't think of stuff in the next one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:57, archived)
# but that is the reason, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 5:02, archived)
# yiff yiff grr peep, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:30, archived)
# Internet rule #47: Do not post pictures of yourself in your profile if you do not want them manipulated by wierdos on the internet.

(Sorry Bitchy Teresa, but I could not help myself:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:15, archived)
# Aww, bless it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:16, archived)
#
B3ta rules #47: Do not post pictures of yourself in your profile if you do not want them manipulated by wierdos on the internet.


I thought the whole reason of posting your pic was for weirdos to do this??? Wot changed?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:23, archived)
# Personally I just love the attention. Sometimes, being a sexi bikini model is just not enough...

(By Kitty Vomit)

I might get a boob job too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:39, archived)
# Nice colour!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:41, archived)
# it matches my vagina
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:50, archived)
# i'd rape that face.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:27, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:17, archived)
# yes 100% of this and no fucking "OH I DIDN'T REALISE"
ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:16, archived)
# If I cared
I'd take it down.


Are you retarded?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:18, archived)
# YOU'RE A PUPPY!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:19, archived)
# hehe
:D

I refer to someone else

who whined

:)

are you retarded?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:19, archived)
# Oh
Yes, yes I am retarded. Nice to meet ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:22, archived)
# my mum says that I am just speshal, not reteded:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:21, archived)
# Lies
All lies!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:21, archived)
# reteeted?
you have new breasts fitted?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:22, archived)
# Click, this is awesome.
Woo yay!
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)
# I have had this happy little crtter in my source images folder for ages and did not know what to do with it until now:)
www.b3tards.com/u/d82716ce2bc2b8c45021/dog.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:20, archived)
# You're welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:21, archived)
# Awwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:21, archived)
# Until now it's been for looking at,
saying aww about and then letting you hug your monitor.

Seriously, I can't be the only one who will hug my monitor when I see something cute on it.
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:23, archived)
# I want to hug photoshop sometimes
it brings me much joy:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)
# *rapidly takes notes*
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:18, archived)
# spritzenklasse!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:36, archived)
# The key here,
...is to pre-shop your photo, as I have done to mine.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:41, archived)
# nice tip
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:53, archived)

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