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[challenge entry] you're nearly a laugh
but you're really a cry
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# You're like Doctor Dyslexia with photoshop talent
I likes this, although I haven't a fucking clue what is going on :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# You mean Dekionplexis! ?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# You're right, Dekionplexis! is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# If you like 2 frame skullfucking animations, then yeh
huhhh huhhh huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

/Jabba
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# It's how I get my kicks.
*dribble*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# *kicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# dyslexia can be funny
dekionplexis is borderline...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Cockweasel?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# CAPTAIN WOW \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# \o\.../o/
see, I'm waving my hands in the air like I just don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Hey!
Ho!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# The fuck d'you just call me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I was chanting honest!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# *puts up dukes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# _o/
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Don't you semaphore at me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I'll do whatever I jolly well please
now, look the other way and try and guess what I'm holding in my hand
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Dude, I know already.
You've been holding it for the past five minutes and gazing at that picture of Lorraine Kelly you've got taped to the front of your glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I just can't help it
she's so mumsy!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# You wanna know something buddy?
I would do her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# wanna share my glasses?
(also - she's clearly dirty as fuck)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Ooooh yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# 
 o/
/|
 /\
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# ooooh
get you!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Travolta!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Spina bifida
by the looks of that off-set
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
#
o
/ \
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# you are a cherry on top of a sundae.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# pffft
I was attempting to do YMCA in stickform and failed miserably :[
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
#
o-
\
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Possibly, but Cockweasel is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# he's not just funny he's bloody awesome
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# It's a big pig with sandbags on top and Ronald McDonald floating in the sky next to battersea power station with Mcdonalds rubbish on the floor
I don't get it either :(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# That's a wing, not sandbags!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Is it Denny Laine
?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Is in my ears and in my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# *hands tissue*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# The pig can't fly over Battersea anymore
because he's eaten too much McDonald's. :)
(A spoof on Pink Floyd's "Animals" album cover.)
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# something about ,mcdonalds and a fat sow
in front of the old battersea power station
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# It's good, but not quite right.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Cor

I was just listening to that Les Claypools Frog Brigade album yesterday.
They did the entire Animals album live on that one.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I have that album too, good stuff.
Apparently Les Claypool is a big fan. There's a great cover of "Have a Cigar" on Primus's "Miscellaneous Debris" album.
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# There is indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# ha ha
charade you are
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# About 47 (reddy-blue if you count philosophy).
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Pink Floyd reference?
if not I'm RIS-ing like a bitch...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Right :)
He's too fat to fly over Battersea anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# hahah, its completely mad, but I like it
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# utter genius

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Squits Thursday.

What squirrelly action should be depicted today?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# figging
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# that's your answer to everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# *FIGS
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# aaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# if you use figs instead
is called gingering?
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# we must do some scientific tests
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I advised my partner of the act of figging
and since then i've bought every day a fresh piece of ginger and peeled one section, and left it in the fridge for her in readiness

since then she hasn't spoken to me and walks with her back to the wall

ive emailed the manufacturers of ginger for further instructions
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# how romantic, how could she resist!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha
get her some flowers as well, to seal the deal
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# SA try to cheer up Andy Murray
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# useless, SCOTTISH, cack handed, mong
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# ^
seconded :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Something involving chainsaws, hatred, and sexytiem.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Scarlet VS a hammock.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# ^this!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# bindun!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Sexy nest of squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Confusion caused by finding a set of Sylvanian Family dolls...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# the Rick James bible
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# The act of leaping!
How are you JJ?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Squirrel VS washing machine.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# * Needs more Fatness?

Woo

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Scarlets find a REAL squirrel
and tries to befriend it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# ^^^^^
THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
#
befriend it stuff it up her squirrel minge...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# 8}
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
*dies not knowing*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Tis a pair of big eyes with as wavy mouth
*Bewildered

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I see...
okay then
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# yes


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# that some good old fashions befriending action right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# It then bites her
and she bashes its brains out against a wall?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# just before she dies of
tetanus
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# SA the fat versions for the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# ^^^^^
THIS EVEN MORE
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Swarfega
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Going undercover.
[ Hello JJ ]
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# BANJO SAMMIDGE! C]:0D
umm . . .

Scarlet goes ten pin bowling


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Draw former Formula 1 champion Nigel Mansell
Tash-less, he has fallen on hard times and now lives in a bush in Regents Park. We find him today craving sexual gratification following an extended meths binge. Half blind, his mind utterly befuddled, all he can do is mash the rancifying corpse of a big-titted squirrel against his tash-less face whilst jamming the jagged, broken end of his meths bottle into his scrotum.

All the while he screeches thinly, "Damon! Daaaaamooooon!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# if JJ doesn't do it, I might...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# in an ideal world, the subtitles on the Jeremy Kyle show would be replaced with this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Please draw this Jack.
How about Scarlet Cleaning herself/her top in the shower/bathtub using a slightly happy/bemused and soapy Leonard as a scrubbing brush.
That would be so fun to see.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Scarlet confused.
OK, so that's a bit vague but she's so good at looking confused.
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# R2 got an upgrayde
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# hahah
nice work
eat peas!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# !
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# shirely it's too stupid to laugh at!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Why do you think I'm laughing?
I like stoopid :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# glee
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# hahahah jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# *click*
*click again*

*furtive third click*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# this == brilliant
... WOO YAY HOOPLA
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# haha cracking tits, R2 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# SHUT DOWN ALL DETENTIONS ON THE GARBAGE LEVEL
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# NOOOOOO!
Nicely shopped but don't sully R2 with Doctor Who shite.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# What can I say? I like daleks
always have done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# wins!
this fucking rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Brown - New Tougher Stance With the US.


Click Here For Full Size

(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# : |
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# :-
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# fantastic work!
where's the click for full?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# *Resists the urge to post link to ILH
How are you on this Fat Thursday k3b/-\b ?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# rather plump, not looking forward to a supervisor meeting tomorrow
I like the rest of your otter...

and yesel'?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# There it is - underneath....
...now
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# :)
splufoon!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] No editing needed
It's one of the orbital villages of my current city, Cambridge.
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I beg to differ.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# we like shopped
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Suggestion: put a large bottom on the horizon near the arrow


My aunt and uncle used to live in No-mans-land in Devon. I got very funny looks from people when I told them this.

/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# trench mentality
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I did consider this...
Seemed to obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# I had avoided the temptation
but well done sir...:)
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# I
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# LIKE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# SIX MILE BOTTOMS AND I CANNOT LIE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# :D
'lo sir
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# 'lo hansum :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# *blushes
oh you!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Is this why we're so chummy?
*hug* morning love
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# *hugs*
Yeh, love big botts, me.

Luckily you have other charms as well. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Two lovely ones on my front.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# surely 2 buttocks equalling one front bottom?
er, hang on that doesn't sound right.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I wish I'd been in your maths lessons.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# No you don't - our teacher had the worst bad breath imaginable.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Mine was a bitch, and then she started the menopause.
SATAN, she was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Installation may take a while, but will benefit millions one day...
(Virulent, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Well I think rather than abusing Wormulus, I shall use my comment to say that this is a nice pic
and complements this image challenge well.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# *Smiles
Wait, We have to ration compliments now?!
Uh-oh.
(Thanks btw)
(Virulent, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Not so much a ration, just felt that if I were going to reply to something
I would as soon take the fluffeh path than pour vitriol on something.

Spread a little sunshine, y'know...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# *spreads*
*eats sunshiney toats*
mmmmmmm, solar.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# mwhahaha
I've been waiting for the opportune moment
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# what, the opportune moment to not sparkle with me?
don't worry, i'm so sparkly, i'm blinding.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# You were spreading
the does not sparkle is from an episode of southpark

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_List_%28South_Park%29
I got fed up the one that said annoying prat. I can't handle the truth...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# whats wrong with wormulus doing that?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Milestones are a bit tedious
if not done with a nice image that has been put some work into it.

Also every hundred or thousand posts or so is a milestone these days.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Nowt really.
I just felt a little sorry for Virulent having posted something nice for the compo and getting no replies, while everyone was going on about Wormulus' post which, while amusing, wasn't exactly a masterwork...

sheeez you try and be nice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# I thought the effort was commendable

even though I didn't 'get' the image myself
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# yeah I'd noticed the 1337er hadnt exactly put a lot of effort in
so I just didn't bother saying anything. I'm always a bit puzzled about the whole milestone bizzo. I don't see the big deal. It's an excuse for the "regulars" to post vanity shots....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Well, I guess it all started with Jessie...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# lol
All this attention now!
Meh, not first time I happened, I got a FP with only 2 replies a few weeks ago.

Rather have nothing, than flames!
(Virulent, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# *orders*
I could do with one of them at the flat when I roll home from the pub and am too tired* to climb the stairs.

*drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# 1337 posts
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# *fucks off
waaaaaaaaaaaait a minute!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Surely
you should get out your penis, so I can fuck off properly.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# OK
This is me... fucking off...



...How exactly does one fuck off?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# *does thrusty shuffle*
like this
*thrust jump*
*thrust jump*
*thrust jump*
*thrust jump*
*thrust jump*
*thrust jump*
*thrust jump*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Aha!
*joins*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Fuck, I really want to see you do this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# hell yeah you do
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# GO ON THEN
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# wait a sec' while I take my clothes off
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# also - you know how each host nation can propose a new event in the Olympics
*nods sagely and goes for the 500 metre thrust*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Oh my LORD this is such a great idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# it's a toss up between this, the truffle shuffle
and soggy biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!
fuck yeah, i'd bring home the fucking GOLD, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# *also joins
Come on, join our thrusty jumping line!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Do do do, cm'on and join the fuckdance
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# when children's discos go very very wrong
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# We were dancing to R Kelly's bump n grind at my school discos
WRONG doesn't cover it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# *shudders*
having said that - I think we had The Outhere Brothers... but I'm too young to remember anything they did.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# pffft
i was proofing some marketing material "the #product# protects against the bumps and grinds of daily life" took a while to explain why it was wrong. They still went with it, fucking spacktards.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
R Kelly brand sex lube: Bubble gum flavour
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# pfffft
how the fuck did he get away with fucking a child on camera, i mean seriously, OJs got nothing on him.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I know
in America, Justice is blind - hence it needs bungs and kickbacks to live so lavishly because it can't get a job
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# justice is blind to pissing all over a 13 year old whilst filming it
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# "... and he wasn't gonna look at the 37 8x10 colour glossy photographs
with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against uuuus..."*

*anyone who can name this song (without the aid of google) gains my undying affection
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I'm going to have to hurry you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# informer by snow
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# close;
it was Alice's Restaurant Massacre by Arlo Guthrie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# damn
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# boodoo doodoo doodley doo
boooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Hahaha, fantabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# extremely fucking quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# you are fuck so
1337 off
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# arf!
hello new person. please read our faq. cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# haha, I had to hover just too see :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# nah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# bah
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Should've waited until 1337-o-clock to post this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# oops mindpiss from Holland
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Guten Tag Dixon!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Should have posted at 1337 o clock
FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# mmm mouze pi an smasch. . .
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I say!
Top Cat!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# you've been waiting for an opportunity haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Oh thats good . . .
G'd Morn Barb
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# That
is grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# WOO FUCKING YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# well,
that's me got a raging hard on.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# ah..success!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# what is your erect penis so angry about?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I keep banging it on the underside of teh desk
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# nice one
I like that hat and smoke combo... it;s a good look for him.

Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# FAT CAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# yummy
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# oh oh oh oh oh
only a couple more messages
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# *boke*
*gag*
*retch*

nice

WOO YAY

... keeps the riff raff out of my Waitrose all day breakfast in a can.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Firstly - wootyclick
Secondly - The stoopidest thing the publicity department did in the run up to last week's Dr Who was to show the Daleks in it. If you'd seen the adverts you would have seen who the bad guys were.

So the characters are running around going "who's doing this? What's happening?" and you're sat there thinking "It's the Daleks, get on with it".

If they hadn't shown the Daleks in the adverts we would have been right there with them.

They might have thought they were being Brechtian about the whole thing but they weren't. They spoiled an episode which could have been outstanding!

*climbs down off soapbox. Takes a chill pill*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Its no suprise
Last year they put the mutant Dalek on the cover of the radio times when thwe episode was designed that you didn't see it until the end of the episode, y'know, as a surprise.

The Beeb are just soooooo excited about Who that they can't stop shouting about it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# The left and the right hands of the BBC appear to be in different time zones
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# hhmmmm
I think it has something to do with Wales...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# They should just make out that it's going to be about Daleks.
And then in the episode just end up fighting a sentient version of Portsmouth.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Haha!
Semi-related TJ ish I've just seen a news release that a new £16 Million pound Greggs bakery has started construction in East Manchester. God help us all...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Faceless
i thought this was kinda funny.

(Mr Wiki, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# ARGH
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# That man's got no nose
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Hehe

animate the face....HARD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# another nam one...

Oompa Loompas always frightened me!
(Virulent, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I drove through 'nam last week
... it was rather pretty; much nicer than Gloucester

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Napalm those Oompa Loompas!
Woo!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# 'there was one Oompa Loompa...
but he was in a cage and he wasn't moving...'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I love the smell of chocolate
in the morning.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# so coco pops are a good thing
as far as you're concerned... ditto nutella.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Inevitably...


EDIT 280'd. Well I live in hope...

CFB. Still under 50k
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# XFM did a news report at about 9 o'clock this morning
where all the news stories were taken from the Daily Sport.

Best. News bulletin. Ever!

Yay to your pic too.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I constantly enjoy the fact that Tony Livesey
former editor of the Sunday Sport ("Get up there, and don't come back until you've got me a cow with Jimmy Hill's face on it"), is now a co-presenter for BBC News Northwest :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I fucking ADORE Tony Livesey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# He is a God among journalists
:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I'd love to work for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I dunno he treated his staff like crap when he was at the Sport
but I guess that's journalism for you. It'd have to be worth it for the craic...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Exactly
and I can give as good as I get so long as I'm not going to get fired. My opld boss was wicked 'I'm going to be a cunt to you, but you feel free to be one right back'

this ended up with me shouting 'FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING PAEDOPHILE' at him every day (lecherous 60 year old man vs 18 year old me)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
experience counts for nothing (or maybe they hired him for that very experience!)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I think he's great
He never pretended that the Sport was anything other than a shit newspaper.

I loved that 'Crumpet' programme he did a few years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# ugh....that pic of Vegas is making me sick......
heheh, excellent mag cover :)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Ashally
I think that's the best pic of Vegas I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I shudder to think there are worse pictures of him.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Now THIS I like.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Monsieur
with your click you are really spoiling us...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I have not been around much this morning...
Did I miss anything?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Compo this!

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Ooo thanks - forgot to do that!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I just realised 3 pics in a row all compo'd with a fat theme.
Is this weeks compo PHOTOSHOP FAT PEOPLE COS ITS HILLARIOUS?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# If only there was some way of finding out what the current image challenge was...
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Try here..
Image Challenge

*Just trying to help

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# really?
meatspin
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Arf!
Well done.

My lucklustre effort.
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Quobesity.
(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Has she got breasts on her back?
mmm that could be fun
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# The
More The Merrier
(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# *invents double-sided bra*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# "Reversible breasts
give him what he wants even while you sleep"

I can see this making history
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# and they say romance is dead :D
"Give the man of your life (night) something to hold on to whilst you're taking it up the poopshoot"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# poopshoot popshot
00000ooooooOOoo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# *tattoos extra nipples
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# would, had and had
wooo
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Needs more greenpeace trying to push her back in..
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Even better
Take home the disposable cutlery you get from Spud-U-Like and other eateries and let them use that.

FREE WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Do I detect some patent theft???
This reminds me an aweful lot of....
Spoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon Guaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Detect? No!
*turns up jamming signal*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I didn't know what you were talking about..
So i googled.

That shit is funny XD
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Yesssss!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Britain welcomes Jenny Foreigners
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Pffft
"Just add chips and marriage."
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)
# The one on the right's far more attractive.
I like WOMEN not SKELETOR.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Worst Lesbian ever
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# because I don't fancy women with the bodies of 13 year old boys?
Then I accept.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# If I saw a 13 year old boy that looked like that
I'd buy a puppy.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# skinny legs and no curves?
They all look like that, pickle. Get thee down the local comprehensive at lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Jamie Oliver has a lot to answer for
fat birds rule
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# We do!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# you don't count as fat m'am
not by a long stretch
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Ahhhhhh ta
obviously, being a woman, I shall continue to think it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Ha ha
Ha! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# some drink coffee, some choose tea
a handy metaphor for sexuality
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I like both
but coftea is HORRID.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# tru dat
tea and coffee that is, not manbums
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# as long as its with jaffa cakes and hob nobs
who cares, as long its not rubbish like Rich Tea which isnt a proper biscuit anyway just floor scrapings
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# no seriously, tea and coffee in the same cup
is horrible.

Madeleines are the best for dunkage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# THAT'S WHERE SHE IS!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Why the fuck did I not see this coming?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# selective kidnapped child blindess
it's a common ailment
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# A course of leeches.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I just gone done 1000 posties
now madelaines - I shall experiment with these under strict laboratory conditions and report back
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Also try galettes
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# THE BEST A MAN CAN GE-E-EET
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# only in france but yes they work a treat
with extra wide mug

abbey crunch is a less well known but ideal dunker, it has stayability betwixt cup and mouth, saving you from those embarassing crotch crumbs
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Tesco finest galettes
are not bloody bad, they're really not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# nice one
but where's the nudity?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# me? nude?
only matron sees me nude
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# lucky matron
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I agree
curves are more fun than straights
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# indeed they do.
I don't care how skinny their legs are, I still like to lob one up 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# this is the winner
i think
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Somewhere between the two, please
with a little bias towards the right.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Slim girls are great.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Yes, that looks lovely
I'll take two.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# and a wafer thin mint?
yummy
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Lard deep fried in lard with fresh lard on the side, coated in lard.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Chips and gravy......
nomnomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
# cheese wheels
that makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
# you wont be laughing if you had yoghurt brakes though...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Damnit bitch!
You just made me office lol...
(Jediwannabe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# arf!
found it
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Needs more Spam
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] ompo
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Thank you for making that pic quite small
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Nightmare trying to shop that at work
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] i recognise those heffers...
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Quite simply, We're fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)
# nooooooo
*diets


(edit: also click because this is fucking great and fp praise worthy)
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo
Now you've blown it.

Everyone knows the magic donkey never comes to a thread once FP has been mentioned :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# edited!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# :(
It may already be too late...
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# *chucks donkey a carrot
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Nonononono
You need a magic carrot to attract the magic donkey.

A sexy magic carrot.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# *sexes carrot
Abracadabra

*tosses to donkey
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Tsk
Donkey Does Newsletter!

[edit: how rude! I like your pic have a woo!]

(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I think that is mainly propoganda and lies.
I am a firm believer in the Magic Donkey FP Theory.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# hallowed be his bray
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# :D
Magic Donkey, who art on B3ta,
hallowed be thy bray.
Thy Mods come,
thy newsletter be done,
on /board as it is in /talk
Give us this day our daily board stats.
And forgive us our trollings,
as we forgive those who troll against us.
And lead us not into 4chan,
but deliver us from the gay shift.
For thine is the fp, the modpowers and the glory. for ever and ever. EEH-OORRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# *wild and holy applause
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# this is rather splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# :O(
*puts down the chocolate digestive*
*picks up a leaf*

Woo. I suppose. :O(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# I suppose that in an infinate universe
THIS IS COULD BE ACTUALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.

Think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# *glees*
{^_^}
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# in an infinite universe
you may have actually been born a lemon
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Given that God is infinite, and the universe is also infinite
Would you like a cheese and ham breville?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# uh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Righto
won't be a moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# We were.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Quick count them before they become infinite
still if there are gravitational waves does that mean space surfing is on?
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I cannot think of anything more awesome than space surfing.
Except maybe ninjas.

On fire.

With tits.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Thought I should break up the procession of
**AMY FATHOUSE LOLOLOLOL** pics.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)
# She's fat now?
ooer
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# no, we just wish she was
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# More cushin' for the pushin'
or something equally as despicably cheesy.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# more mound to pound
more lagging for the shagging
etcetcetc
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# No, still skeletal
but there seemed to be a lot of shopped fatty pics of her already for the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Buahahaha
I'm taking you all with me!
*Eats more chocolate!
(Virulent, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)
# *positions tripping rock*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)
# heheh "...critters burn gooooood!"
with all these fat compo entries, I'm feeling REALLY hungry
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# And with that im off for some cereal.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# hahahaha
thats so fucking WIN!!!

NING all!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# GNING!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)
# haha ace :)
though in the second frame it looks like a giant boulder with an enourmous cock is rolling down that hill
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# This
too much b3ta for me. I thought a paving stone assembly looked like a cock the other day :(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I know how you feel
the other day I got a slice of birthday cake at the office. I couldn't help noticing the whipped cream was cockshaped. Talking about awkward silences
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
# It is.
The second frame is part of my boulder rape series. I put it in for a laugh to see if anyone would notice.

(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# hahaha
boulder rape series..
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Jalfrezi is the first casualty of war!

Watch for Charlie in the spices!
(Virulent, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# ZOMG, NISA!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)
# *puts on sitar rendition of Barber's Adagio for Strings*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I love the smell of naan in the morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# hahhah, excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] whale in thames!

(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
London is safe from Flooding once more!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Quite right!
Obesity is the only way to save this country from flooding, fat people are 145% more effective than sandbags on the coast!

CITIZENS - EAT TO VICTORY!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)
# *obeys
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
now that's the kind of patriotism I can get behind *shoves half a battenburg into her face*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)
# They're BOGOF
in Morrisons at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# nomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# *keels over and dies from blocked arteries*
FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# *uses to stem rising river tide
IT WORKS!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# *is harpooned by Japanese and made into soap*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# win some lose some
*lathers up
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)
# FEEL THE BURN!
Keeping munching people, soon we'll have a total coastal defence network!

(although the country might sink, as Doghorse points out)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
# what if the lardos roll off the edges and into the sea?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# The simply pile more on top!
An even more effective flood defence
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# But surely
if we all get bigger, the country will sink?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Arse!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)

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