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[challenge entry] That's what he gets for messing with Margaret's glasses.
(thanatos, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:21, archived)
# is that the american denis?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:24, archived)
# yes 'tis
The proverbial dead horse...
(thanatos, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:28, archived)
# never read any of them :S
I have been thinking of whacking Ginger Meggs in the Beano but I'd get too many cries of ris,
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:29, archived)
# Changed my mind. staying a bit
that took me ages to get.
but i did a real life lol.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:25, archived)
# oh, I gettit.
(I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:27, archived)
# jaws 3 in 3d look out for thr fish.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:07, archived)
# MacGyver!!
(Virulent, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)
# I have no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:10, archived)
# ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacGyver

Basically about a chap who could always save the day with a bit of duct-tape and a paper-clip.
(Virulent, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:13, archived)
# and maybe a bootlace
and he always carried a swiss army knife didn't he?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:15, archived)
# Yep
Of course, if was around in the UK these days, he'd be arrested for carrying it.
Would have made an interesting episode.
(Virulent, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:16, archived)
# urgh the deal hear is combined blade length of 6 inches
and some reasonable excuse for carrying it. (I used to carry a leatherman, but since i lost my excuse for carrying it, it has stayed at home)

An interesting loop hole is that bladed weapons of any time my be carried for re-enactment purposes...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:23, archived)
# Or if you're a chef and have them properly stored/secured.
I regularly carry a combined total of 36" of knife blade and due to my chefly status, get away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:26, archived)
# yeah the good old reasonable excuse...tradies get away with carrying things like stanely's
I was hoping "lab tech/experimental physics dogsbody" was enough of an excuse if I ever got stopped.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:31, archived)
# Pfft.
When will the government recognize the rights of knife-wielding maniacs to carry knives on their person.
Wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:32, archived)
# they should just hurry up about it! there are prostitutes just DYING to have their thoats sliced
and I can't do it for fear of being busted for carrying a knife! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO????????
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)
# ah i see
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:16, archived)
# ARF!
I feel I missed out not having Blue Peter.

ed: turned out a bit better than it could of, with the paper clips...then the loo roll...is my mind too dirty?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Dirty, Dirty B3tan!
I was going for duct tape first, but then thought loo-roll would be funnier.
(Virulent, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:17, archived)
# duct tape would rip hairs out...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:20, archived)
# Sorry dude.
Could HAVE.
/grammar nazi off
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:39, archived)
# first try at doing this.....
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Very good.
It has a fezz.
I drew a depressed man wearing a fezz earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)
# It wasn't me I don't have a fez.
despite the fact I want one.

edit: who's Rhyl? :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Oh.. I didn't realise there was only 1 z. but never mind.
It wasn't anyone. and they had a square head.
I drew a stick jesus with an erection skiing too, with a male nurse to his left.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:00, archived)
#
www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/ wikipedia says only one z.

(have I got this horsey thing right?)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:03, archived)
# its not purple
so probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:05, archived)
# rhyl's rhyl, is it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)
# rhyl's probably loving it...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:04, archived)
# um I'm not that familar with the original...does it look like tommy cooper to start with?
either way, nice pic
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:58, archived)
# only difference to original is the wobbly head
fenella the kettlewitch (see chortlon and the wheelies)
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)
# ah ok still highly ammusing!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:04, archived)
# These things really hurt my eyes
Didn't stop me having a go just now though:
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)
# ffs...
I tried making a headbuzz in GIMP but it refuses to let me use a delay smaller than 10ms :( Calls them "evil cpu-sucking animations" :( Anyone know how to turn that off? My anim is more of a fucking noddy-dog at the moment :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:12, archived)
# blurred in gimp
then the images squelched together with microsoft gif animator.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:17, archived)
# Bindun?

Have a cuppa!
(Virulent, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)
# I'm not drinking from a cup of what clearly contains the imense diarrheal emission of mr t
what kinda foo do you think I am? foo?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Only a guy that tough...
can crap THAT much, and still stand strong!
(Virulent, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:34, archived)
# man, I wish I was that full of shit
oh yeah

:D


ohhhh.. this is why he don't get on no plane
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Pfffft
I sure as heck wouldn't like to follow him into the can...

Especially if he was still in there!
(Virulent, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:37, archived)
# he'd give your foo a good pity'in
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)
# theres a gag in there about a glass of milk too...
But i'm not low enough to bring it up :D
(Virulent, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)
# I think you are man
:D

aren't we all, just that bit lower than we admit :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:40, archived)
# He can't compete with Chuck Norris though
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)
# imagine if mr t and chuck norris had teamed up on his short lived cartoon series
man

they'd destroy everything with awesome!¹


¹quantity of awesome may vary and settle in transit, always consult a physician

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Who would win Chuck Norris vs Mr T.
That would be intense. Also of interest, would be Mr. T. vs McGyver.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Mr. T vs McGyver
would be other far too quickly, unless it was some kind of "build stuff out of crap" contest... in which case it would be like watching Blue Peter on Speed!

Now Mr. T vs The Guyver.... hmmm.
(Virulent, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)
# yeah that's kinda what I meant
they would be in opposing situations with a pile of junk a welder and a paper clip.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)
# D'oh
:)

(posts a semi-relevant pic up there ^)
(Virulent, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Too right
This is T's combination of a "number one" plus a "number two".
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)
# one T one Cup
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)
# bluuuuuuurgh
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)
# hehe.
He's so small
and in some tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)
# Go on, Go on, Go on, Go on
(Virulent, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Will you have some cake father?
There's cocaine in it! Oh, not cocaine, no! What am I on about, I meant, erm, what are they called... raisins.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:55, archived)
# I used that exact quote in work today.
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Excellent!
You don't work in a priest's house on a small Irish island by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:11, archived)
# No, I work in a kitchen though.
And as a bonus was referring to cake at the time!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:31, archived)
# YO' CRAZY FO'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Bender
over.

Click for 302K

With a nod to whomever did the Ben Dur pic which I cannot seem to locate just now.
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Robots have shiny metal posteriors trhat shouldn't be bitten.
That'll make an odd /ac.

Rude, sorry. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:31, archived)
# As an afrodisiac, i find this offensive
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Details have been withheld until court procedings take place.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:40, archived)
# I don't know you well enough to make a decision.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:40, archived)
# why ain't you got a pretty deformity
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)
# I honestly thought it was a rabbit.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)
# jesus! the tripleheaded beast ris of the ancients!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:00, archived)
# Thx for the nod.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 5:34, archived)
# Aaah.
I should have known!
www.b3ta.com/board/8548400#post8548406
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I want to click this
until I scream.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Go on then... Have another :)

Fortunately, Stevie was safer than he thought this time.
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
(Virulent, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:17, archived)
# pftt
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Ok i'm not going to pretend..
i don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Apparintly japans are a unit.
sensibleunits.com/

5 japans are 6.3 italys.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)
# 1 Alaskan moose antler spans
= 5.9 chopsticks end to end.

I had no idea!
(Virulent, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Its amazing
i just found it in NewScientist :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:28, archived)
# units, man everything goes into units
what a crazy thing, units
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:34, archived)
# 6 pints
equals 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 observable universes

In case anyone was thinking of measuring their nights out in observable universes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Surely 6 pints would equate to more, no?
How else do you explain magic taxis and the incredible long walks home?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)
# damn, my limping sticks will only support 7.1 microwave ovens!
or a 20 stone human.

hmm i can have a few more pies.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:58, archived)
# HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?

HE IS VERY DANGEROUS
(Axissix, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)
# No,
but unfortunately I have seen that boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)
# I was forced..
by gunpoint to put man.
(Axissix, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)
# By who?
Is he sat with you?

Would you perchance be his "girlfriend"?

If so, RUN LIKE THE WIND!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Aye
Run! (LTW)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Alas i cannot give my identity
He is not here though one of his "aquaintances" wearing a Brian Blessed mask is here.
(Axissix, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Wow, this is creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)
# creepy? THIS IS NOT CREEPY!
THIS IS CORNWALL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)
# How
Clan you post such a pic! Do you have no soul?
(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Arf!
Now cock off and donate!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Now, What
Is the average donation? any ideas?
(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)
# a tenner will do! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)
# I dunno.
I AM NOT B3TA'S ACCOUNTANT!

;D

But it is the original honesty box. You donate what you feel is right. It only goes towards the bandwidth costs for Rob. Well and his pocket too. AND THE FUCKER STILL WONT USE A TEABAG PER FUCKING MUG! AND HE USES CHEAP SAINSBURYS OWN FUCKING WATER RAGS TOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Cheers
mate. I feel I should donate as I've been lurking on the site for a year or so (on and off). I don't have a paypal account so how else do I send my sterlings to Mr Manuel in exchange for an icon?
(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)
# I think a bank transfer might do.
Check out the donations page by clicking an icon and it'll tell you how exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)
# cheers
buddy
(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Welcome.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:30, archived)
# AND HE WASHES THE JAM-RAGS FOR REUSE IN THE LADIES BOGS TOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)
# I did £10
first time
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)
# I donated £5/€8 and also the same amount for other people.
Sneaky steve off /talk and hexy, I think too.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)
# yup, I put in a fiver first time round,
although somebody very nice bought me my latest set :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)
# :-D
So, how's your fabulous self at quarter-past 2 this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:16, archived)
# I sense
an encrypted message
(Axissix, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Yeh.
Him and hitler stole that hat from indie.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:06, archived)
# I DON'T LIKE IT. I REALLY DON'T LIKE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Nor do i.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)
# I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY CHAIR. WILL I IGNORE THIS NOOB OR NOT?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)
# I'm not, simply because i don't have anyone on my ignore list
and he's not worthy enough to dirty it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Oh, I have loads. Because I'm a cunt. And a jerk. And a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)
# I can be
but i like to know if people are saying shit about me.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)
# I have 'soul on ignore
and cockweasle.

Thassit I think.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)
# I thought you and clansoul got on?
I don't know.
I've missed stuff.
its shit. i like everyone and everyone hates each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Hate makes the world go brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:17, archived)
# you know what else makes the world go brown?
FOOD COLOURING.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)
# green food colouring most of all
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:40, archived)
# I'm very much in this catagory.
I get along with everyone and watch everybody tear each other to shreds.

Saying that I have 5 people on ignore and only just added the fifth tonight for repeatedly being a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Do tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)
# Why the fuck have you ignored Cockweasle?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:17, archived)
# yes! cockweasle is great!
He taught me how to hunt for otters (use an otter stick) and how to make horses fly (use an otter stick) and how to operate complicated threshing machinery (use an otter stick)

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:31, archived)
# I would like to subscribe to this newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)
# yeah, all you got to do is go to any reputable newsagent and beat them with an otter stick until they fill your subscription in
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:34, archived)
# You can if you must
But know you've broken my heart =(
(Axissix, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)
# YOU'RE SAFE FOR NOW.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)
# I AM FILLED WITH HAPPINESS
=D
(Axissix, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:16, archived)
# OKAY THAT'S IT. YOU'RE ON IGNORE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I knew that was coming
=(
(Axissix, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Duhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:18, archived)
# don't you get enough attention with your normal user name?
I don't think I do either. That's why I try and make nicely shopped, funny pictures or good drawings, such that when I post a new image people are happy. Talking to people also helps.

Being an arse like this serves no real purpose but self amusement.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)
# I don't get it.
Have a poorly-executed idea as a prize for confusing me:

It needs more frames but, alas, I'm lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)
# RIS?
Pow!
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Aaah
Ta muchly, missed that.
I like his motivation for the attack:
"It turns out that Frank L. had been dared by his pub mates the previous night to destroy the waxen Hitler"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Ahhhh!
You are American! Now it all makes sense ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# jraf! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I appreciate how much work you put into this..
Despite how random it is! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Derun Tergang?
Is he the Derren Brown Tribute act in Germany?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Don't be silly
It's "De Runter Gang". Dey is a bunch of runts, dey is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# The Get Along Gang you say?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mffBVAwsr8Q
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# lucille

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Nice pic..
Nigh Sass!


=)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)
# *blush*
you flirt!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)
# *spanks*
*grins*
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Lovely!
Source? ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)
# sin city
available from all good video stores.
and shome shit ones
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)
# That's quite the lully!
I like this muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)
# :D ta!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Hi-cockalorum!
That's a fantastic woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Wonderful
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)
# loose eel?
not quite, it's still in my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 4:35, archived)
# Sex Song
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I'm probably missing the point..
'meh'
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)
# oof!
makes me want to pearost my "how offensive can you be in 5k?" compo entry
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)
# This is nothing compared to what Mengele actually did.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Christ, I remember that comp
I think it was just after I joined. Good times, good times.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Ignored
(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Twice in one night.
This means I'm doing it right.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)
# I noticed it when looking at the example for the comp
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)
# He'd look weird with peanuts for feet.
I would like to see it though
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Arf!
That'll be the bad crack that Charlie Brown sold him....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)
# HEADLINE: "Dog wears Pringles on feet"
[story to follow]

W/Y =)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)
# pringles only have 42% potato.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)
# What's the other 58%?
I ask because I care.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)
# sand..
..explains the texture
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)
# cardboard..
..explains the flavour
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)
# They are exempt from VAT
Pringles are made from potato flour, corn flour, wheat starch and rice flour together with fat and emulsifier, salt and seasoning, with a potato content of around 42 per cent.
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Hmm, interesting
So which of those ingredients creates their can'tstoppability? Or is it a combination?
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)
# salt..
period.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)
# A salty period
that would make me stop popping!
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Apparently not..
Salt is the driver.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Kissy kissy
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Alchy eyes..
"sick of leaving in the morning.. with the night you gave away.."

Woo!
'wet wet wet' ..blog
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I guess I can go now.


Click for bigger (240KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Nice work :)
You off to bed then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)
# aye I think so.
If I can find a film to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)
# the man who fell to earth
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Seen it to death.
Something called "Ghost Voyage" has just started and already I'm in danger of shooting the TV.

I have War Games 2. I might give it a go but I know it's going to be shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:51, archived)
# they made a sequel why would they do that?
for years i had my password as joshua. then i realised half the world had probly already though of that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Nah,
most of the world aren't cunts ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Well if you had it,
I would say watch Peter Cook and Dudley Moore hosting Saturday Night Live! It is fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)
# YOU'RE AWESOME, COCKWEASLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)
# zomg furry
nice work. night chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)
[challenge entry] evening'


the simpsons

orangespace deviantart
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Nicely done :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# haha the only thing I see
is Peter's :3 face
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love this! I think it is Brians stance that makes it :)

Needs more "Oh No" man though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Wah ney!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Well done.
You can speak Klingon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)
# "peejay ayum blind peejay!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# *ahem*
PJ went Blind ;)

DUNCAN! I CANNAE SEE DUNCAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# pisses...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# one hand on hip is a fabulous pose :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# *does*
Ooh get you missus! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
# haha that's really nice
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I love these.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Woo!
Fancy an icon?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)
# i live in darkness
away from icons and other such things.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# lois is less hot in your world
still woo though


i have an odd thing for lois
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)
# is lois more how in your world?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# and how!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# it's not odd.
I once tried to have a wank about lois. Perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Just tried?
That suggests you failed! Are you some kind of sex pest?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# no, not at all
I just think after a while it didn't work anymore. Underwear only gets me so far. I need nakeds.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
# As do I young man,
As do I :D

How do tonight young Bedlam?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# tired, tired, tired, tired , tired and missing the ladywoman a lot
but i'll abide, yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
# The dude always abides.
Not so bad. I've spent the evening drinking beer and curry after a stressful day of hospitals and shizznang. I finished Snuff Fiction by Robert Rankin though and started Brief History of Time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)
# snuff fiction is a great book
have you read Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls? that my favourite of his. Waiting for Godalming is good too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)
# No,
I wanna read both of them but my library is shit!

They spent 12 million pounds on the new centre which includes the library and spent next to none of that on books. Oh, apart from a new fucking triple library shelf section of fucking Mills and Boon romance! CUNTS!

What makes it worse is that the last couple of books I have gone in there to get specifically they havent had! They arent even rare books! I wanted fucking Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman and Fear and Lothing in Las Vegas.....

Fuking Cunts!

/rant over
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)
# dude if you're retired at 23 you can go out and buy some damn books :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
We have discussed this before!

I am not retired! One can not retire at 23 respectably! I am just waiting for the right proposition to come along. But yes, you make a point. I just begrudge the waste that councils make.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)
# gb2rule34.paheal.net
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# stop talking like you faggoted a faggot out of your arse and ate it and talked with your mouth full of arsefaggot
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)
# FAIL!
;)

Is it wrong that I am pretty sure what that was going to be though?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
# i haven't checked this but i have some idea where we're going here
rule 34?

i have some standards
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)
# you want sexy lois but your standards prevent you from getting sexy lois
you're in conflict
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# *tears down the middle*
*fights*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# It's the voice isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
# i think so...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Mint!

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Can I throw a WIP in here?


Lisa will be a robot and Marge will be all twirly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)
# hah
that is well good.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Thanks. I'm lovin' your cartoon families at the minute. Next up, Futurama?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)
# DUR SUMPSUNS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)
# thats pretty good that.
i like maggie best
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)
# hahahah
seriously

:D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)
# nice
although peter appears to have a cock and balls face
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)
# everyone knows
peter always had a cock and ball face.

just less cock.


has anyone seen that film teeth? it is nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Farting dust yet?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# you arent loud enough to be ttssasttstttssrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# STOMP STOMP STOMP
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Could you make that bigger and shitter please?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# It's under the filesize limit,
And it's based on cockweasle's style and interests.

And people have posted bigger :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Also:
Suck on this
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# POST IT AGAIN YOU HAVENT POSTED IT ENOUGH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# IT WAS PUSHED DOWN BY POO THE FIRST TIME
AND I'M PROUD OF IT.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Yes, I am aware of all the points you raise.
Also, I have already seen that picture. Is that gonna be your new KK vexeltor shite that you will repost at every opportunity?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
# No :P
It's just getting whored until I go to sleep tonight.
Then it's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Why do I find it hard to believe you ;)
I'm sure you will redo a part of it this week and then repost the fuck out of it again ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# and shitter.
(guilty)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# not as good as the present i got him
you inconsiderate fuck
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# It's true :[
But both of ours lack the bumtree.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# haha
everything does.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# happy flaming wax day chief
have a good 'un
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# i luv cockweez.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)
# [alright...
..last repost for a while...


see filename regarding file size, you nazi fucks!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Heheh
Reminds me of Apple's 'Sosumi' sound...;-)

The filename you understand, not the pic...that would never remind me of a sound...unless it was "warblingblingdinglalalala"
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I bought a tablet so I could produce stuff like this.
It was called something like 'Tamazipam'.
But it was rubbish. I wasn't very productive at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Evenin'
sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Hello matey
how is ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Good, good...
only I'm trapped living in teh Gay Shift...!
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)
# It's not the gayshift
until I've gone to bed. Which will be soon because I hardly see any movement in the board at this time of night as I have all the pricks on ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Well...
Night then - Catch you sometime soon I'm sure...
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# you shall gerroff to bed then mate
Unless you're still living it up in America-pops.

I'll be in LA this October.

Anyhow, going to beddy byes. Drop me a mail bud.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Yup...
Living in San Diego...let me know when you're in LA.

I'll gaz you soon. Night.
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
[challenge entry] .
Electric Retard
Fluffy style.

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Hahaha I was all set to flame the fuck out of you then.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I read that as
"fuck the flame out of you".

I was confused, yet aroused.
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Hahahah!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)
# haha
winner
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# although he'll probably spend it on crack.
you should follow the story up.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# hhaaha nice nice.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Top shit
oh yesty.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# epic!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (148KB)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# So THAT'S why he's been cutting their heads off!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# sorry
I'm too tired to understand that.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# :]
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7494184.stm
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
# oooh i see
yes i heard about that.

I think ripping rapist's heads off is a bit harsh, let the punishment fit the crime. Give them a rough seeing to and they'll think twice the next time.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
# A pair of local blokes raped some ducks once.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# hahaha
really?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Yeah, the ducks died.
The men were arrested.

My friend's dad brought it up in casual conversation in a restaurant.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# duck-fucking is not a good topic for discussion at the dinnertable.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)
# It's ok, he's a fireman.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Wabbits are gonna wape my willie.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
# o wwy?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Wabbits wanked while witnessing wape.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# What were they wanked out of?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)
# I once wanked the AIDS out of a Spanish baby.
Greeeeat success!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# I love you Dekionplexis Man, saviour of the spanish babies!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Best, hat, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I have a lego skeleton horse with an evil skeleton man riding on top with a sword
and another skeleton on foot with a he-man sword and a spear with the skull of the evil guy impaled on the end (the evil guy just has a helmet and you can't see inside)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)
# C'est bon non?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# wacoming


click for biggers
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Happy b3taday
i want a wacom. These are good.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# bacist!
Nice pics, kitten on a skateboard?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Happy candleday too!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# :?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# :§
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Are you Mark Wahlberg?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# :*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Nice.
I do a bit of that too.



Click for bigger (382KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# by fuck that's good :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# This is Bowie, to Bowie, read you loud n clear maan.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# That's pretty far out maan.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# You said 'a bit' you fucking liar!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I only do a bit.
then I get bored.



Click for bigger (349KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# this is absoloutely fucking amazing
what type of brush do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I make my brushes on the fly
depending upon what effect I want and I use very low opacity and often lots of jitter.
I save all my brushes but I'm a bit lax with naming them. I'll give them a sort out tomorrow and zip a few up.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Nice job...
'Mind telling me what tablet you use...? I'm in the market for a bigger & better one than my old Wacom, and, after a failed attempt to discuss on /talk (as Dekionplexis IV will attest) I figured I'd ask someone slightly more civil and educated...
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# So you are asking HIM?
hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I have a knee
for you and hedgehog to go over. Don't make me use them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Woohoo
2 at a time!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I'm using an intuos
3 wide but if I recall I probably did the above on my trusty old Graphire 3 XL.

best advice I can give is get the biggest pressure sensitive tablet you can afford. Wacom if you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Thanks...
and, are you using Pshop, Painter, Illustrator...all of the above?
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# All
Tools of choice Are Painter X. CS3 Design Premium. Project Dogwaffle pro and Paint Shop Photo X2. I have Fireworks and Flash but rarely fire them up, which limits me in animation so I should get around to them eventually.

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47549/1212798374/desk.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# The most important of all apps being
the Lego Digital designer! :-)

I must have about $5,000 of Lego in this house...
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# *hides Volito2*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Does not matter mate.
Works just the same, just requires a different technique. No reason not to be able to do similar things though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# To be honest, I don't fully know how to use both PShop and my tablet
to their potential.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# do you?
you should pea your pics at every opportunity then, let us all see again. :D

But seriously, I fucking love the majority of them, but Bowie is particularly special.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)

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