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Night Lines

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 5:07, archived)

Something like a phenomenon

Telling my body to come along

Woo!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 5:16, archived)

To think it started as this . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 5:23, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 5:28, archived)

Psycat !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 5:32, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)

pure as the driven snow.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 6:29, archived)

Filthy, dirty joke.

Why didn't the captain let the 50 year old prostitute onto the boat?

Because loose lips
Sink ships

okay okay. i'm going already

(Big Tom Reaching new heights of mediocrity since 1988, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:46, archived)

You could have TOAP'ed that on a random picture.

You still can, edit button is there and here is a DIY ready to go...
www.b3tards.com/u/7c82098adc87c1f1dee2/oldeblank125.jpg
Colour it in or not.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:53, archived)

be funnier if he'd drawn a fifty-year old prostie though...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:55, archived)

Yes. However, "pulled" rather than "drawn"...

Now that would be much more funny.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 5:02, archived)

pulling a 50yo prostie? you just drop a 50c coin in the gutter

or do you mean pull as in "stretch"

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 5:04, archived)

"stretch"?

50 year old... not likely.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 5:29, archived)

Like this...?

click for instant fuck-off-to-/talk-dom

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Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:57, archived)

[/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 5:00, archived)

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 5:03, archived)

Not that you'd notice.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 5:07, archived)

Just frigid . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 5:09, archived)

Man

she has ugly feet!!

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Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 6:19, archived)

I wonder if that means . . .

she's got an ugly frigid . . . core-relation ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 6:57, archived)

Hahahaha

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 5:10, archived)

...

erm can you draw ups a picture of this and then post it on /board...otherwise post dirty jokes on /talk where pictures aren't required.

but it made me smile i suppose...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:54, archived)

wrong board?

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:54, archived)

as the carpenter said to the actress

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:57, archived)

You have to get the whole Budget Bond series...

Click to see the full image!

...and no, Never Say Beaver Again was NOT an official Budget Bond title..!

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Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:13, archived)

*CLCICKCCICKCLCICKC*

Noofin happen.

Bit rude: This is fucking swish. Looks like it took a while to put together.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:14, archived)

you see your problem there son

you spelt click wrong.

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:16, archived)

Fuck. I'm gonna fuck off and watch some fucking telly for a fucking while before I fucking fuck off to fucking sleep. Goodfuckingnight fucking B3ta.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:26, archived)

fuck indeed you fuckity fuck. my fucking off gland is also fucking swelling with fuckability and my eye-fucking-lids are heavier than fuck.

to bed with my and don't spare the horses.

fucking horses.

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:29, archived)

Working

now!

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Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:25, archived)

It is funny

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:17, archived)

If you had posted this on a Monday afternoon it would undoubtedly FP

I have happily and repeatedly clicked the "i like this" button
.
Also...you may have this-

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:32, archived)

Why, thank you...

Ahh, the perils of posting in the depths of the Gay Shift...

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Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:35, archived)

FP worthy without a doubt.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:39, archived)

sean peas..hoorah

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:42, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:44, archived)

Clickedy . . . Click . . . Click !

You've a Gold Mind !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 5:04, archived)

Thanks for all the *cleeks*

...a word to the wise...don't browse the board on an iPhone...
It's so easy to unintentionally click 'I like this' when flicking your way around...!

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Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 5:28, archived)

Inter-resting . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 5:59, archived)

Nobdy's here

are they...?!

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Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 6:17, archived)

I am/was putzin around in the shop . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 6:44, archived)

Couple sketches at 330

illustrative yawns, tis to be acrylicd

for the rest.

(genesis, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:29, archived)

Good Lord.

The one on the left is brilliant.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:30, archived)

aye its my favorite too

theres more of it but scanner is poo

(genesis, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:34, archived)

Sounds messy.

I'm suprised you got quality this good.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)

my friends scanner

if i scans in an image uncompressed the size is roughly 1gb.

:|

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:46, archived)

Fuck me blue that's a lot.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:02, archived)

it's

unnecessary is what it is.

Edit: oooh did that continuous line thread ever happen?

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:11, archived)

WHAT?

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:13, archived)

you started a bat thread

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaages ago..last week perchance..

i drew one as a continuous line i believe it was you who said that should be done as a thread at some point.

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:17, archived)

Yeah, we totally did that thread.

Here was mine:

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:19, archived)

bastard trousers

:(

but good linage all the same :)

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:22, archived)

There's not been a late night draw thread in a while. Perhaps another one will happen soon.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:23, archived)

good eyes

and squished up fem mouth.

weeee.

prefer rubber to acrylic though

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:31, archived)

rubber?

(genesis, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:38, archived)

I'm not sure either

I'm not sure if it's a joke in that i would rub out the pencil lines or i was trying to imply fetish gear.

feel free to make up your own conclusions..

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:45, archived)

fetish gear

but a sort of rubbery(sp) resin would go down well; a raised portrait with the background colours flat. Afraid the paper may be too thin and buckle though.

(genesis, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:49, archived)

double sided sticky tape it to some card board then

it's almost like you've never watched blue peter

:P

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:52, archived)

Whoever you are, thank you for moving the board on a peg

But no thank you for 'Jesus He Knows Me' or 'Tonight Tonight Tonight'

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:32, archived)

I can feel it coming in the air...

*Click*

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:34, archived)

This was always 'I can feel him cumming in my hair tonight' to me

Just like that 'Get Down Saturday Night' song by Oliver Cheetham actually says 'Some like to party, some like to dance. Some like to necromance...'

Get on Vice City and try and deny it!

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:40, archived)

Mama?

ha-ha hah, ha-ha huh

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:46, archived)

this is a land of confusion

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:41, archived)

nice work fella.

I'll look forward to seeing the painting.

is it yet time for me to repost my joker?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:35, archived)

top work on the shading of that

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)

which joker?

i think the board might be slow enough to want anything

(genesis, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)

No really, I couldn't.

It's taking the piss. Oh go on then if you insist

Click for bigger (369KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:39, archived)

aww, he's a sweet

if a little balance-impaired fella

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:41, archived)

he's about to

strike.

you bastard ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:43, archived)

Is he asking for more power to the unions?

Or just better working conditions for the forced-smilers?

Fucking Thatcher would've solved this in a cold, dead hearbeat

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:46, archived)

Hey. I went to war for that bitch

and only realised too late I was shooting the wrong fuckers.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:48, archived)

I went to the shops for that bitch*

only to realise I was buying the wrong fucking ciggies

*IS a lie

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:51, archived)

I went to the same school as that bitch

despite her going to an all girls school.

A level drama ruled. :D

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:54, archived)

I went to the same Bitch as all of your school

but although those canine females are cheaper than hookers in your region, I wouldn't endorse them

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:59, archived)

nowts cheaper

than our rugby team no matter the position

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:02, archived)

In that case I'd suggest Doggy Style

To keep the comic conversational echoing going

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:04, archived)

we tried that

but we decided it was easier to drink with our hands rather than lapping at it.

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:12, archived)

haha you're so bashful!

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:41, archived)

who knew

the joker could be deemed as 'cute'
i like shadows etc- those thing i couldnt be bothered with

(genesis, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:44, archived)

it's part of

a series I accidentally found myself doing of " little boys dressing up as heroes / villians " for my boy's wall.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:46, archived)

So you've spent a lot of time considering little boys dressed up?

That's in no way interesting to me/Kilroy/the FBI

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:48, archived)

no silly.

it's more of an interpretation of my son as various folk. I don't even like little girls. Bigger ones are better.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:50, archived)

the bigger the better, some have said

I've often drawn a line in the sand before the extremity, but i'm nevertheless glad you don't bum kids

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:53, archived)

Needs more sinister.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:49, archived)

he's seven years old.

needs more cute and less chance of wandering into daddy's bedroom at stupid o'clock because the 'pictures are out to get him'

He's going to military school. I don't need him turning up like a pansy shithouse. ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:51, archived)

There was a real pansy shithouse on my street

It was very hard to defecate in it with such pretty flowers growing there, I can tell you

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:55, archived)

Fair play to you/him

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:56, archived)

oh he doesn't have a fucking clue

and as soon as I've beaten his mother to submission he's off to the Duke of York's in Dover.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:03, archived)

may i suggest a totoro

please you can't get much cuter.

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:56, archived)

I'm forbidden.

anyway the URL suggests anime. I don't want to see anime when all my guns are locked away.

Time for bed I think. Night all you crackpots. my wife is back in 8 hours and I have to get up early to whip the cleaner.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:05, archived)

*hides dvd collection*

night.

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:11, archived)

i just watched this last night.

quite good.

you seem to have here, angus oblong's joker.

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d d, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:01, archived)

asking for trouble

3 servings of goatsee and a cup for 2 girls pleeease thanksmuchly

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:40, archived)

Monsieur?

Before the performance?!

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:50, archived)

if we could round it of with some BME pain olympics and MR hands

and followed by a wafer thin mint..

that would be lovely.

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:58, archived)

Plus also a Malteeser

Because 'they're lighter than ordinary choc-o-lates...'

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:00, archived)

DO LIKE, as always.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:56, archived)

thanks, as always.

i'm off to beds, g'night/mornin'!

(genesis, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:02, archived)

Nunight!

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:05, archived)

Are you a man with no arm or legs, substantial chucnks of flesh torn from his body during some kind of burning process,

suspended in medicinal jellies in a fish tank by which he may save his innards from dissaterous contact with the outside world, a head dobber afixed to his skull with which he can use the internet and make cat pictures?

Why are you not out and about the town? A cool, happening guy like you.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:09, archived)

BECAUSE IT'S SHITTING 4AM.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:12, archived)

OH OK

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:15, archived)

I HOPE YOU FEEL SILLY.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:16, archived)

ONLY WHEN I KISS SEXY LADIES

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:18, archived)

LIKE YUH MUM

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:20, archived)

MY MUM? MY ACTUAL MUM. FROM REAL LIFE TIMES? OH NO YOU DI'INT.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:21, archived)

YEAH I DID.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:30, archived)

Neat

I like righty

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:01, archived)

great wrk.

i love how accurately you made the lines in the background parallel.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 6:35, archived)

This was crying out to be done......

(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:45, archived)

You stole that from

inside my brain.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)

bloody hell

that must have took some doin :p

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:58, archived)

Nah, you can open the llid

if you use a paper clip in my ear.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)

is this code?

edit: night b3ta

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:14, archived)

Thats not a code, THIS is a code:

00010101111010101011100001010000111001111000000111010
EDIT: inabityo

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:16, archived)

That makes no sense!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:19, archived)

neither did the eyeball

but that never stopped him compulating against the iron will of the seagull lairs big giant hydrogen fluff bum while a hedrd of migrating snails heard six swans flaming out across the rainbow coloured tarmac. avast sez he but they refused to.

and they keyed her shoebox while they were at it. rat bastids.

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:22, archived)

ok clever clogs.

binary I can translate. I don't speak broken biscuits.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:24, archived)

unfortunately i do

Never mastered crumbs though.

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:25, archived)

Its 3.21am

and this is b3ta.
Sense has no place here.
(why doesnt it make sense?)

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:25, archived)

because I get broken characters

when run it thru my binary decoder. But then it might be me.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:26, archived)

In decimal its

771131482894394

Perfectly legitimate code.
So Nerr. (really think its time for bed, this is getting disturbing)

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:27, archived)

decodes to

ÿ

so one of us is fucked up ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:33, archived)

Defo me.

You seem to be talking about something entirely different. I only know how to convert binary into decimal numbers. Wonder what the odds are of that random series of zero's and ones actually meaning anything in ASCII is?!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:37, archived)

01101001 01110100 00100000 01100100 01100101 01110000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01110011 00100000 01110101 01110000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100011 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:42, archived)

if only I was clever

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:46, archived)

indeed ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:06, archived)

Totally fucking lost on me that one.

Im afraid this is making me feel totally inadequate. This is what I felt like reading J-Pod.
*sob*
Edit: Tried converting it into decimal and it just spits out a Xto the power of whatever at me. I gave up at that point.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:46, archived)

it simply says....

"it depends how clever you are"

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:07, archived)

this is code!

1AuBDScPPBOFgdcFAFqtplj6FIND/Rjthui3DNeP72VKevXw7sKNi6wUzUaFJflgh/DYDcqXAd8M
8h6iFxkkJQ==

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:24, archived)

That makes no sense either!

I know it's base 64 but it won't decode to ascii :(

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:26, archived)

no, it's actually encrypted

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:29, archived)

DECODED IT!!

~~1AuBDScPPBO~~ F ~~gdcFAFqtplj6FIND/Rjth~~ u ~~i3DNeP72VKevXw7sKNi6wUzUaFJflgh/DYD~~ c qXAd8M
8h6iFx k ~~kJQ==~~

right?

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:35, archived)

hahaha

I love those twisted messages that come from stenography, but no.

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:39, archived)

sad mammal

:(

*when you sick so sad you cry and in crying cry a fully grown tiger from your eye*

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:43, archived)

haha, sicking and farting at the same time

when you have diarrhea

that's nasty :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:47, archived)

here let me lighten your mood with some number based japery

:D

well i find it funny any way.

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:30, archived)

haha.

good stuff.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:35, archived)

And this!

jkdnjd;kl3940epoopdsiondexncuntflapsklsdnsjnxdhshitfacejsdkl44'

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:28, archived)

you need more jml products

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:29, archived)

I've already got a Beauty Wand, a Nicer Dicer and an Halogen Oven.

How many more can I take?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:32, archived)

how wide can you open?

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:34, archived)

STOP THINKING COMPUTER :(

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:00, archived)

NEED INPUT.

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:12, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)

A tiny jump of a metal band.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)

have you not got the hint yet that

here at b3ta we frown on quantity but love quality?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)

So,

are you telling me to stop???

(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)

I told you man

Your on Super-Crack™
Slow down, youve been posting like a postman doing a marathon postal round in the 1000m postman olympics.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)

My Dad's a postman

He's never posted an image.

Poor metaphor, therefore...!

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:28, archived)

No, I don't have the right and it would be

more discourteous than I usually am. Just that you might consider not posting image after image. It's not good form to keep pushing other people's stuff off the page even if it is slow. You can easily post all images in the same thread and as long as the thread is a challenge entry then it serves the purpose.
The page only holds 15 new threads so you pushed 2 off the bottom just now. It's just about being considerate for the other cunts.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:52, archived)

I take exception to you calling us all

...no, your right. We're cunts.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:55, archived)

Ah! That was my mistake...

I didn't realise you could post various entries in the same posting.

You live and learn.

(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:00, archived)

I'm out of order.

I'm not the arbiter of what should and should not be done on b3ta. I'm just the idiot who opens his keyboard and says what many others won't.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:12, archived)

Welcome to the brotherhood of

Cunts. Cunt.
:D

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:18, archived)

haha. you appear to be welcoming me to a religion

where I am already a god ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:20, archived)

I had a similar experience with Scientology

until I pointed out I was not a Scientol.

They were proper gutted. PROPER gutted.

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:23, archived)

"My name's Pasanonic

..and I'm a cuntiest"

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:24, archived)

No prob!

I have probably been going overboard a bit because the last two challenges have been right up my street...err, so to speak! I love movies and cartoons.

I am a bit of an insomniac, so doing a bit of photoshopery helps to pass the night.

I am sure I will slow down soon.

Hey, maybe the next challenge will stump me! :)

(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:18, archived)

I'm the same as you. My wife is away at work all week.

My son is in bed or at his gran's most of the time. I'm pretty much retired from work so I have way too much time on my hands. I don't sleep either so I come here and make a nuisance of myself.
I'm already hated and beyond redemption but if I can help a new person by telling them how to avoid ostracising then I've done a good thing to offset all the bad things I will keep doing.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:23, archived)

I'm retired and on health insurance...

so I have loads of time on my hands.

When I do get to sleep, I sleep till lunchtime and then am awake all night. I can't.....oops, sorry Trisha flashback!!

(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:30, archived)

you aren't, you know. you've been entirely in order

offering useful, constructive criticism in a reasonable manner

(i'm almost starting to wonder what's wrong with you tonight...)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:25, archived)

In my opinion you are allowed to live OR learn

choose one. now.

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:26, archived)

Please

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:28, archived)

Once I learn how to live...

only then will I make a decision.

(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:35, archived)

Except, yes you are

and you are an extremely discourteous, histrionic piece of shit.

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:54, archived)

No Mr Bond

I'm telling you to die....!

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)

Never listen to a word that cunt says

he's a histrionic piece of shit. His pictures are nice, but otherwise he's a waste of energy.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:53, archived)

I appear

to be making some people laugh!

(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)

you have been a little bit "prolific"

something outside of the movie poster genre would be nice :)

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)

Yeah, POST A GODDAMN CAT ALREADY.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)

>."<

(genesis, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:00, archived)

UH OH ASCII KITTY TIME :)

 |\_/|
= ^_^ =

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:04, archived)

I am jealous

of your ASCII kitties

(genesis, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:07, archived)

Ow. You can borrow him. He's gentle.

 |\_/|
= o_o =  - mewl
 |   |
(00-00)

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:09, archived)

me too


|\_/|
\'.'/
/_|_\-

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:10, archived)

AWWWL! Slaaanty kittttty :)

*pours some more generic heavily diluted Strawberry and Kiwi waters into his drinking recepticle*

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:12, archived)

=^.^=

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:22, archived)

I wouldn't be

'sgot cat aids.

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:10, archived)

I joined to take part in the Image Challenges

which I have been doing.

I enjoy photoshopping stuff and this is a great outlet. At the moment I have a fair bit of time on my hands so I have been posting.

If you all want me to stop, say so!

(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)

So!

A needle pulling thread..... Lah! A note to follow Sooooo.....

Tea!

etcetera etceteraaaaaaa

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)

yes but to be honest you are just making the standard

'movie poster' change a little bit post. We see thousands of them and rarely anything new. The image challenge is for coming up with an idea that conveys the movie was made on a budget. not "get a movie, change it to something else you fucking genius'"

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)

you moved me man!

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:00, archived)

In a good way I hope!!

If not, I hope you wiped!

(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:20, archived)

just so you're sure

you seem to be getting the "you appear to be able to do good stuff. just filter it a bit and only post the stuff you think is worthwhile, rather than everything" criticism

this is a good sign. it means people are interested in what you come up with, as long as they don't have to sort through all the half-finished ideas as well

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)

Who the fuck sees Godot in French?!

I speak French and I'm a Beckett fan, but even I would be badly lost by Godot en Francais! Zut!

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:55, archived)

weirdly, my housemate was just telling me last night

about reading an old university essay his girlfriend wrote on reading beckett in french.
perhaps i'll have to have a look too

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:03, archived)

I wouldnt bother.

I've had an ex who worshipped Beckett, and an ex who was French. the combination of the two would make for an excellent threesome but a crappy essay.

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)

perhaps if you'd organised said threesome

for the purposes of writing an essay about it
best of both worlds?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:17, archived)

hey-zeus that would have been one hell of an idea

but the two ex's were a good (or rather bad) 6 months apart at least, and one was in other countries at the time when the other was in possible threesome-contriving-presence.

Oh, and the second would have NEVER been up for it, no matter had I explained the essay as some kind of labour of love to glorious Science/Linguistics/Sociology/Porn. She were a little stuck up like that I suppose...!

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:22, archived)

trying to understand Beckett at 3AM

bad times

(genesis, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)

when doing gcse drama we did a scene from waiting for godot

the stage direction that always got me giggling was
"hand to pubis"

fantastic.

never seen the whole thing just know they should touch their pubis during it other wise they are doing it wrong.

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)

You're copy was incomplete

The stage direction is:

'Hand to Pub is here very inappropriate. keeps hands from drinking venues throughout this scene'

I believe Alec Guinness had the same problem... well documented...

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:11, archived)

haha. well pointed out

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:15, archived)

But for the appalling, unforgiveable grammar mistake

you're = your

and marshall19838 = English graduate & professional writer. Balls.

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:20, archived)

shit, I am almost out of weak heavily diluted apple and blackcurrant drink

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:58, archived)

TO THE SPAR!

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:00, archived)

but the spar is shut!

I would have to break it!

this would be nawty

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)

But you're almost out of weak heavily diluted apple and blackcurrant drink.

There's not a jury in the land who'd condemn you.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:03, archived)

unless they were a SPARtan jury

I must console myself with waitrose orange

it is the only way

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:04, archived)

Drink your weak lemon drink.....

NOW!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)

it's ok, I'm not having an adventure

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:10, archived)

I think the very best massively diluted fruit drink is the Oasis orange one.

It's so watery it barely tastes of anything but it seems to contain some kind of anti-science particle which makes the drink taste colder.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:16, archived)

man, that shit's so watery

what's going on

it does contain science

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:25, archived)

Haha! I should've guessed.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fist_of_Fun

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:17, archived)

Who needs to go to Montenegro.......

(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:44, archived)

Pfft

Even Roger (ooh arnt i all posh and smarmy) fucking Moore was a better bond than that silly sod.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:45, archived)

haha

look at the size of his dabber.
this is great.

(

greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)

B3tadays all round!

And as I'm officially 2 now, it seems only right to throw out two more twos and plug the website I made for Unit 22 - the architecture unit I'm in at uni.

Huzzah for the number 2!

_{clicky for linky (and sorry for lack of hummus)}

edit/ damn, I really need to get round to getting an icon. No candle for me. :(

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thiswasmyclone, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:34, archived)

there is a candle in your profile

maybe you should consider contributing to the site.

also GO no.2

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)

to be fair

3958 messages and 600 links isn't that bad and I always make sure to leave a reply to a post when I can. Personally I think it's the posting that makes this site what it is rather than a one off payment. But you're right...I've benefitted from other people's feedback too so will be donating shortly.

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thiswasmyclone, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:44, archived)

Congr4tul4tions!

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:43, archived)

I love your profile

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thiswasmyclone, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:45, archived)

Thank you :)

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)

Needs Preloader

And the number two is a poor second to number one.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:44, archived)

haha you said "to"

that means you're rubbish

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)

Bah,

Im a grammar fugitive, what do you want from me?

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)

Eggs.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)

Lay them yourself

CHICKEN!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:52, archived)

Shut up, tiny balls. OH FUCK.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)

Everyone's a critic ;)

but you may have a point. Strangely I did put one in but it doesn't seem to come up. To be honest though, I did the whole thing in two very stressful weeks of evenings so I had to draw a line somewhere and sorting out preloaders for a 2 second wait is very very far past that line.

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thiswasmyclone, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)

Yeah but the content

still loads as you change the page, is the text and images on the pages loaded dynamically or is it included in the flash file? If its included do a GetBytesLoaded Preloader, just good practice.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)

They're loaded dynamically.

Thing is, if you just hold your horses for a few second there shouldn't be a problem. Could be worse...I could have had Web 2.0 reflections etc Now THAT'S bad practice! ;)

PS. Is there another type of preloader that I don't know about?

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thiswasmyclone, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:02, archived)

Yeah, theres a long way of doing it.

takes about 5 frames and a fuckload more actionscript. Google it, not done one for ages.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:20, archived)

nah,

I'll just stick to my quick way

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thiswasmyclone, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:28, archived)

hurray for number twos!!

happy b3taday, cloney.

(

greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:45, archived)

cheers mateymoodles

(

thiswasmyclone, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)

happy b3taday

i think you can donate what you like for an icon (though under £10 isn't really worth it to them).
to be fair, i hadn't donated anything by the time my 1st b3taday came round, but then i really didn't have any spare money at the time

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)

i bet you were wearing a tutu when you posted this.

the candle would have set it aflame.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 6:44, archived)

i can has KAKE!!!

I'm drunk, so my shoppery skillz are down the toilet

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)

Hahahah

do want!

Actually, I just had MandMs, so I'm happy. ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)

I had an icecream with sorbet.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)

We have popsicles in the freezer.

Also, Fritos on the counter. But if I don't have some tonight, I probably won't get any 'cos mum will munch them. :[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)

HAHA AMERKAN.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:16, archived)

YEAH LOL

Wait...
:(

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:17, archived)

I'm about to have a nice mug of nettle tea

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:20, archived)

Nettle tea?

That sounds...interesting to say the least.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)

nettle tea (and cordial)

is good shit. 'tis the truth
but you need to buy it, not just go eating your local nettles
(or, at least, you need to pick young nettle leaves or something, before they go bitter and vaguely bad for you)

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:28, archived)

I don't even think nettles grow around here.

But I will look into getting some of this nettle tea you speak of. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:29, archived)

Nettles are fucking everywhere in England.

I swear if there is a small ditch or area of grassland you can trip and fall into, I can guarantee you that it will be full of fucking nettles.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:31, archived)

But there's dock leaves right next to the nettles, yeah?

So it's alright.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:31, archived)

Yeah...except that dock leaves ARE FUCKING USELESS!

Seriously, they do next to fuck all if you fall in a ditch full of nettles (I speak from experience on this). In fact oddly the only thing which soothes the stings is to cut grapes in half and rub them on the stings.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:40, archived)

But I stung myself on some nettles once

and the dock leaves helped...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)

Well next time it happens, try spitting on an ordinary leaf and using that instead.

I bet it will have an almost identical effect.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)

nettles are the english countryside in microcosm

not actually dangerous, just mildly unpleasant and almost unavoidable

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)

Hahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)

i did find an online guide

that tells you how to prepare them something to do with hot water or something as it softens the hairs which stab the fuck out of you

(

arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)

how unnerving is it

that you've been on b3ta longer than haku?
it's like some sort of experiment to have someone entirely raised by b3ta. i'm not sure what the consequences will be

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:18, archived)

laughing at catastrophes and seeing goatse in everything

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:20, archived)

seeing teh quo

in every catastrophe

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)

oh man yeah!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:22, archived)

Yeah, I'm the youngest b3tan still, as well.

I think.
Dude, I really am growing up with b3ta. You guys are my family or something. I've been on here since I were 9 or 10.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:20, archived)

has this affected your sanity in any way?

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)

There's no control in this experiment

so it's pretty impossible to know. ;]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)

sounds like science, man

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)

SCIENCE™

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)

She's American.

How would you tell?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)

I don't know

I don't even speak american

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)

Maaan I really miss buying Smarties/plain M&Ms

the chocolate and hard shell defined me for a while I think.

Now general Shell defines me, bloody working for a corporation

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:35, archived)

Why can't you buy Smarties or MandMs?

I loove Smarties, but over here they sell knock-offs called Smart Alecs, which are kinda gross.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)

over here?

I though you were Englishy like me, and I've not heard of Smart Alecs

I can't buy smarties becuae I'm a grown up now, and I'm frowned on for such frivolry. I'm allowed to blow my cash on rum and ho's, but not smarties, malheureusement.

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)

Ruff Squad Mandem?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)

Whut?

I mean M&Ms.
:]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:42, archived)

Get to know.

This is grime.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)

MERRY B3RTHDAY AND M3RRY B31NG DRUN|< D4Y.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)

BIG 5

congratumulations sir

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)

cake!!!

cake is good

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)

Happy

b3taday sir.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)

I just watched Starship Troopers again because of you.

I'm glad I did.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:42, archived)

good.

Now do yourself a big favour and end the relationship there. ;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)

Haha I'll take your advice.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)

proper ace

happy happy merry 'only milestone that exists' birthday

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)

cake!

and things

happy b3ta day

and stuff

(

TBL I posted this on, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:22, archived)

Happy Birfday.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:42, archived)

OH MY

YES

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)

cong rats.

(

postbear has metal knees, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 6:41, archived)

Unclean! Unclean!

(Virulent, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)

haha no no no no!!

adopt the face-spang position.

*clicks*

(

greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)

are those juniper bushes?

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)

R to the I to the S

Check it out?

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)

check check check it out

r to the i to the s

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:40, archived)

Thanks!

That really didn't help me!

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)

really?

S'an old joke... what did the leper say to the hooker?

If i need to explain the Tip pun, we're in trouble!

(Virulent, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)

Ahhhh he's a leper!

And the tip is the very end of his leperetic penis.

Say no more... (3 AM, booze and little intellectual-slash-any-other-kind-of-stimuli-all-night)

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:05, archived)

night all

(

souljah, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)

HI HAI I HAVE EETEN UR DONOT.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)

holy shitting crikey!

(Mallet Mallet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)

^ this

and *click*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)

fook!

that's bloody scarey, and bloody good!
*clicks*

nite!

(

greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)

If I was wearing pants they'd now be brown

instead you've ruined my trousers

(

arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)

RUN!!

RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES!!!

btw, I think it's my b3taday! yay!!!

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:58, archived)

Happy b3taday!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)

congratulations!

happy retirement date
you have served b3ta well

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:00, archived)

retirement?!

I was not told of this

what sort of meme pension do I get?

Domo during the weekdays and Brian Blessed at the weekend?

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)

you get to live in rob's loft

and as many horses as you can sensibly eat

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)

Happy daaaaay :)

It's my first b3rthday soon :)

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)

I dont care

Your still a big yellowbellied spineless inverted penis coz you didnt face me at CSS.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)

Aww.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)

I clicked your profile

the pixelly good ness is now my desktop back ground

I love it lots.. even though it makes it impossible to read what the file names are :)

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)

You don't need icons! I have two and that worries me.

Cheers, btw. I think I'll start another one soon. I can't decide if it should be totally different or if it should carry on from this one.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)

some mentally huge pixelmash

as a remey to nobby nobody's biromash thing. so need to get some of his tshirts.

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:22, archived)

How about I make that one 1/4th of a huge one?

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)

Happy b3taday!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)

you

are all about the transgenders this evening aren't you :P

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)

That's my stock b3taday picture

It's from a while ago. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)

hahaha!!!!

that crack made my mouse control go very wonky!
love you kk.

(

greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)

-_-

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:17, archived)

you're on crack?

and specific crack at that? fook me side-a-ways.

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:31, archived)

HBDTY,

HBDTY, HBDD Haku... HBDTY

..... AMM

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaay

thanks all!

it's been a ~~wonderful~~ fucked up 5 years, and looking forward to many more ~~wonderful~~ fucked up years

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)

Aaaargh, that's fucking ace!

Goodnight everyone. I hope you all dream of boobies...

yes, even the girls =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)

G'night.

A Haiku:

Dreaming about breasts
Big, ripe, disembodied tits
I awake turgid

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)

I think

you made up that last word.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:06, archived)

no, awake is a real word!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:06, archived)

Is it?

Huh, I thought it were made up. ;]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)

I AM NOW FLACCID.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:06, archived)

What does that have to do with...

wait...ohhh!

No, still don't get it.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)

I don't have bones. I'm made of a system of fluid filled sacks.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)

That's weird.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)

fluidy sack!

fluidy sack!

oh shit, I'm a fluidy sack!

:(

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)

*jiggles* BOB, JIGGLE WITH ME.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:17, archived)

*jiggles like cheap slut*

hmm, slut

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:18, archived)

I'm sorry...

that you're weird

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)

hahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:16, archived)

YOU'RE GOING ON IGNORE, YOU JERK.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:17, archived)

FINE. SEE IF I CARE.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:18, archived)

XP?

Surely we're all on Vista these days

(/hates smilies blog)

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:33, archived)

DOS VERSION 3 FTW!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)

Ooh no.

I do not want Vista at all.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)

Vista Aint so bad

once you turn off the sidebar, the administrator approval and everything else that makes it Vista...

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)

i have always

bloody loved this!!

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:06, archived)

mum?

*cries*

*licks*

yum strawberry

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:18, archived)

eep! zombie lemur!

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 6:38, archived)

I read this

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7501768.stm
and thought of this...

(Westude, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)

everything will be wonderful!

they have decreed :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8574003

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)

ah I'm too skint at the moment

just going to get more rams and hd when I got the money

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)

I didn't mention money.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)

You're secretly not a cunt! YOU'RE ALL FLUFFY, PASA :)

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)

I know.

but I'll totally fuck you up if you tell anyone ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)

You're the boss!

Oh, as a side note: I like how I'm on your ignore list.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:56, archived)

are you?

I need to update that but I think that nobody cares any more and the point has been made now.

I recall I only put you there because you told me to and it only lasted a day because I forgot about it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:58, archived)

Yeah - that's right. I figure it's all in good jest. :)

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)

you are on my ignore list

*wishes he had a list*

lists involve jobs and shopping and hate, oh yeh and shopping

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)

are you drunk again?

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:27, archived)

I was thinking that too

curiouser and curiouser.

*the ignore list is a photoshopped sham isn't it pasanonic actually likes every one!!*

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)

No actually the ignore list

is pretty much bang on and a screenshot of the real thing. just that Tssattser was on there for a joke and I've not updated it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)

thanks but I don't like to take the piss

well, yes, I like to take the piss, that's my reason for existing, but not in that manner :)

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:57, archived)

*hands over catheter*

is this more to your liking, sir?

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)

only if it's been pre dirtied

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)

I know.

I'm just saying that if there are things you need it's always worthwhile asking me what i have lying around.

This is my current ebay shelf, when I get around to listing it all.

Click for bigger (317KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:06, archived)

thass mental

I need a pc over haul. It hates me when ever i try to use photoshop or premiere.. I'm yet to try to obtain after effects but i think it will spit in my face when i try.

but i also need monies. and a job to aquire the monies.

damn you capitalism!!

anybody fancy defiling a fairly well maintained ginger bottom for cash? Only been used for shitting? Any offer considered.

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)

if you haven't maxed out the ram yet

max out the ram, that'll help

of course spending several thousand quid on a hairy new machine would help even more :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)

you must get bored with things quickly

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)

it's not my fault.

they keep making better stuff and I get scared I'm missing something.

I have 3 current working boxes on the network though so it's not like I'm constantly changing the one box. ( although I have just put 2 Nvidia 280's in SLI in this box )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:16, archived)

I'd better not say the kind of machine I'm wanting

as it might give you ideas and you could end up getting murdered off your wife

but anyway, did see a nice 16 Quadcore cpu board, tho it only took 64gb of ram (there was a 128gb one aswell)

I gave up working out how much it would cost to get when I hit around £50K for an incomplete system :)

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:18, archived)

well I've not long had my

quad core Phenom ( 3rd revision, after the fucked up ones were replaced ) and i'm happy with it. I don't do Intel and I'd rather not do Nvidia ( for reasons of bigotry ) but as ATI have been lacking in the gpu department recently and i was disappointed with my HD3870 crossfire setup I've plumped for the new 280's. Which are outstanding.

I know that AMD have a 12 core on the testbed that will blow Intel out of the water and as soon as it's on sale and economically feasible I'll probably build another box around that.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:26, archived)

it's all going to get a lot more interesting

intel have been going on a big spending spree for folk with graphics tech knowledge starting about a year ago

who knows, they might come up with something that doesn't suck completely

as long as they don't all collude on price fixing too much something nice should happen :)

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)

it's all going to be a huge waste of

money for the consumer in the next 2 years as it will be graphics on the CPU with aegia physics too after that. ( I have an aegia physics card )

I think I may have slowed down then. DX10.1 and shader 4.1 is cool for me for some time to come

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)

now that nvidia have taken over ageia things might take off a bit, depends what their plans are

but really the whole general multicore cpu/gpu thing is where it's at, aegia is just one system, nvidia no doubt bought it because they know that gpu based physics isn't quite there yet and they no doubt have a cunning plan

nvidia are providing the sdk for free without having to sacrifice a goat, that's an improvement from before

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)

Bloomin' heck. I wouldn't even know where to begin deciphering that. I know whats in my PC, but throw a name at me and I'm clueless as to how good it is or what it does.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)

"KEVIN"

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:16, archived)

TWELVE GIGARAMS AND A UNIT OF KERNEL.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:19, archived)

*holds up crucifix*

Your vampire tits cannot harm me, human!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)

NEGATORY.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:28, archived)

no I am defeated!

my feat!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:37, archived)

what can I say?

I'm a gadget geek. As long as the gadget is not an isomething I'll probably take a look.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)

Ah, I'm a music geek so all my cash goes there. I thought I splashed out on a decent PC this time, but I really HAVE to update my 256 graphics soon.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:27, archived)

if you tell me what you currently have

www.techpowerup.com/gpuz/

I'll tell you if I can upgrade you for free.

I'm surprised nobody has been on my back noticing I have a little Wacom up there doing nothing ;)

I bought musics today. I'm excited but it is not released until Monday.

beta.hedkandi.com/Music/Artiste/HEDK082/Pages/default.aspx

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:31, archived)

Oh MAN that's funky.

As for graphics... off the top of my head all I can remember is it's a 256 Radeon. Hang on. I'll check.

ATI Radeon HD 2600 XT one of them apparently.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:33, archived)

That's what the link is for GPUZ

if you run that ( totally safe ) and post the screenie I will know what it is ( core revision, mem data rate, mem bit rate, rops or pixel pipelines. These are the important things I need to know.

Edit. Actually that's not bad. HD2600 is middle of the road but it is DX10, SM 3.0 and if you are lucky you have a 256bit DDR3 but evem a 128bit DDR2 is reasonable. XT model probably means the former. Full HD support and hdmi too. Unless you want to spend money on a 4870 ( not the 4850, that's just the DX10.1 sm4.1 version of what you have ) which will be around £170 then I'd wait a while.

The cards I'm getting rid of are excellent and technically better, faster cores. The problem is they are DX9 and SM2.0 so the result is they will blow away the *600 cards in older games, they can't actually run the newer games like Bioshock, Crysis etc.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)

So much of this means so little to me.

Edit: All I'm really after right now is to be able to play the new STALKER game with HDR, which just isn't going to happen with this card.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:44, archived)

basically it means you have no reason

to upgrade unless you want to play crysis with all the bells and whistles turned on and pay at least £170 for the privilege.

Wait a while and ask me in 6 months what I think.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)

Tah, Pasa. I'm happy with the system on a whole (3Gig o' RAMS and a decent Intel Q6600 Quad core) just those three numbers, 256, seem to be staring at me.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:52, archived)

all you will do

unless you spend big, is to double your memory and slightly less than double your bus bandwidth to around 50GB/s which will give you little noticeable improvement. ( even if you get 256bit DDR3 )

I'd suggest spending £25 on a good Zalman active cooling replacement ( fan ) and overclocking the shit out of it and waiting for the next big thing so that today's big things are cheap on ebay.

edit:// I'll let you into a secret, the human eye can not work faster than 25 frames per second ( it's why PAL TV is 50hz ) so if you have a card that gives you 25+ frames p/s in your games with a display on 75hz, with shader model 4 and DX 10 then you have all the current bells an whistles. You have that so hang fire. I buy this shit because I can but it means nothing more than being able to post big numbers from 3d mark vantage on overclockers.net. It makes no difference to visual gameplay.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:58, archived)

:) Cheers for all the help and tips, fluffy. I'll keep my fingers crossed for HDR on STALKER 2 :)

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:12, archived)

I can beat this

2x 1 Gig memory, 3800 amd athlon, asus barebones T2-PH2 Motherboard with card SD/MSD card reader, on board graphics card, radio tuner (? I know) and a paltry 40 gig hard drive for sale.
Still a good spec PC, will run vista like a bitch anyways.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)

pah? On board graphics?

will run Vista like a dog if you want aero ;) I'm talking about 2 graphics cards that were the fastest things on the market bar none at release. £250 a piece. I'm expecting about £20 for them on ebay or free to a worthy home.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)

yeah didnt see your

vast array of monsterous graphics cards. Its basically got everything except a graphics card, i took my radion out of that pc and put it in my new bitch.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)

let's face it

by 2012 the population of london will all have been stabbed to death

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)

i wouldn't be sure

i don't think they've got the stamina for it:
www.ft.com/cms/s/0/81607bba-5432-11dd-aa78-000077b07658.html
(or the stabbiest of the population have already been killed off)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5203576

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)

i love the knife crime stuff

and you know whose to blame don't you.

Celebrity chefs that's who.. glamourising the knives weilding them all over the television.. often while using coarse languaging lowering the tone of our society.. even showing how to effectively kill using them. terrible behaviour.

ban this filth i say.

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:58, archived)

oh I would love to see the police hold a press conference containing that line

"It is our considered opinion that the stabbiest of the population have already been killed off"

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:58, archived)

I know of a good fancy dress shop and routers phone number

less do it!

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)

routers

are they more trustworthy than reuters?

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)

it's their IT management company

fast network see...

*well this has all worked out into a natty little pun.. it was almost as if it was planned... almost.*

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)

and so, the circle is complete

and the triangle of power is in force

the square of destiny will show truth

alas, the enneadecagon of bulbous fucking insanity will pretty much fuck us up

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:06, archived)

also

fragrant meat.

this makes me chuckle.

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)

Weeds

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ubersheep is a musical sheep, and will sing on, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)

I've had enough of these motherfucking weeds on this motherfucking garden

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)

That was

Word for word - great quote :)

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ubersheep is a musical sheep, and will sing on, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)

*sound of a gun cocking**

*i only cocked the gun so i had an excuse to say the word cocking

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)

COCKING!

what swedish chefs do

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)

Drop shadow is frowned upon

where i do my learning

(Mallet Mallet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)

oh you gotta fuck those bitches up

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)

it's hard to overrule typography tutors

(Mallet Mallet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)

It ain't

that hard

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ubersheep is a musical sheep, and will sing on, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)

all you need is a baseball bat

"I GOT THE BAT, BITCH, WHAT YOU GOT?"

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)

But

I only just learned how to do it! All these years I've been using bright pink colours to make words stand out but now that punk-ass photoshop is working for me damnit! (Edit) Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, The Fat Envelope. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.

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ubersheep is a musical sheep, and will sing on, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)

Then you are being taught by fuckwits.

On account of anybody that teaches conformity and derides others for their choices needs to be cunted right in the fuck.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)

conformity sucks

WOO

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ubersheep is a musical sheep, and will sing on, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)

hey.

you have totally fucked up in your use of drop shadow and made it less legible but I'll totally stand by your right to use it as you see fit ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)

Edit: Hmm.. seems you may be right. :-| (spazzes out)

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ubersheep is a musical sheep, and will sing on, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)

typography is fun

yeah??

(Mallet Mallet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)

this is bugging me

does that say Firm, Film, Fim?

I just can't make it out.

they have taught you bad typography!

Bat them!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)

it's

what the word film looks like when you typo and forget the l.

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ubersheep is a musical sheep, and will sing on, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)

this post makes me giggle

considering how much deriding people for choosing to post you do

:P

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)

nothing like a good bit of traditional derison

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)

I just tell people when they are shit.

I don't get technical unless I'm trying to help them understand the use of tools so they might learn something new.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

thusly teaching people to conform to your rules of good

:P

but i shall desist this japery i have seen your nudey pic and you look much bigger than me :D

your frame.. looks much bigger than my.. than me.

*looks down* I think we got away with it

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)

I feel hungry now....

(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)

you made me snort you swine

you are pretty much a one man image compo aren't you :P

Edit: this translates to *click*

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)

you are like some Tuesday maniac

that nobody can switch off.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)

ginsters aren't very good

edit: and I'll add, people who like gingsters like greggs

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)

Jesus strikes discomeats down with a bolt of lightning

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)

greggs is shite

this cannot be questioned

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)

default pastry products, both of them

but they're different. ginsters have their adequate yet uninspiring pre-baked pasty range
but greggs are more of a british mcdonalds. you can taste every economy-made compromise in their food. yet still they are desirable. i think it must be witchcraft

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)

you're both wrong!

ginsters and greggs put as much love into their pasties as they do into their own wives.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)

and i thought that was just white sauce..

ugh. *spits*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)

hmm, maybe one day you'll discover food that isn't bulk processed salt addled mysterymeat filled shite

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)

but

ginsters pack their pasties with 100g of black pepper to mask the fact that they're feeding you shite.
if that's not love then i don't know what is.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:35, archived)

yum!

but just think of the damage it's doing to the sewage system

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)

i'd love to see the look on the fishes' faces

near the peppery greggs outlet

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:44, archived)

He looks so girly. :[

Also, he is being awkward.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)

obviously

it's because he has just lost a fight with zorro

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)

Hahahahah

I didn't even realize that. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)

haha!

sorry, *clicks*

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)

What an unfortunate shape to paint.

She must have been using....

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)

: D

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McBadger COW, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)

I was actually thinking of this image as i typed

true story

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)

Pointless DVD extra:

Making the polygonal lasso sword actually took up almost all the time required to make that image.
I must have made it at least ten times with various different techniques until it finally looked right.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)

warp tool

and a crap heap of copy and pasting?

*plus that dodge gumpf?*

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)

Well I think first I tried just drawing one with the path tool and colouring it the same - Looked shit.

Then I tried cutting out the sword and warping it - Looked shit.
Many many variations of that and then eventually I had to cut up individual tiny pieces of the sword which had the right colouring and rotate and size them all into the right places.

You'd think that would be straight forward but it seemed to take fucking forever.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)

I find it's always the times you think "well it shouldn't take that long."

is when it starts to get out of hand

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)

Agreed,

that's a she :/

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)

It's not supposed to be.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)

you're calling him 'it' now?

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)

Hahahahah

Well, I think that's what he...it...he...is. I dunno!! :/

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)

no wonder s/he's confused.

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)

Did your dream monster

work last night?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)

I don't know.

I wasn't sleeping underneath it cos my bed is still moved away.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)

So it only works if you sleep directly under it?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)

Well I don't remember my dream

so I dunno.

:/

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)

Cheese

thats all i'll say on the matter.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)

Noooo!

I dun wants a cheeses.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)

Apparantly dream recall is essential to starting lucid and 'pleasant' dreaming.

I say 'apparantly' as the whole field fills me with a sense of skepticism and rage generally only equalled by religion and self help books.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)

Hahaha

another technique is to look at your hands while dreaming ;)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)

Dream recall definitely is a skill you can learn, or a knack you can acquire.

And lucid dreaming is a genuine phenomenon. I don't know if it's possible to 'make' it happen though, or if there's any link between the two.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)

I have fairly passable recollection of my mental dreams.

I don't question that lucid dreaming happens, I do question that it's really very impressive though or something to bother trying to attain.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)

i used to wonder about my lucid dreams

whether i was really lucid, or just dreaming that i was. then i realised that the same problem applies to being awake, and my brain gave up in rebellion

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spacefish bong!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:26, archived)

I've had a few near misses

realised i was dreaming then tried to fight to stay in the dream as i woke up

and one weird one were i realised i was dreaming as i was back doing work experience at bizarre magazine about 6 months after i'd done it.. and as i realised i was dreaming it became very difficult to move as i had to force myself around relearning my footsteps... and every one into that dream gathered round and smiled at me encouragingly as i tried...

but now i look back on it i confuse my self with the question well couldn;t that of been a dream about lucid dreaming.. and that thought circle makes my head hurt.

I had one recently where i kept waking up then going back into the same dream... that was awesome google was trying to take over the world using stormtoroopers. t'was wearing your scrotum as a hat mental that one

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)

I have literally no acknowledgement of dreams, in fact I don't even really feel conscious in my dreams.

Even when I'm somewhere obvious which I should know isn't real, I'm not thinking in dreams, things are being thought for me.
But on the upside that level of disconnection means I never get bad dreams or anxiety or anything, plus they are always fucking weird.

On the downside it sort of feels like you are watching a 1890s silent movie through greaseproof paper.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)

I never consider them nightmares

i think that level of detachement happens for me too..

as i was in a RPG attack narrowly misssed being exploded.. and there was fucked up bodies every where.. that was a weird one...

I also dreamt in animation once. I helped popeye defeat a trex. best. dream. ever.

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)

Oh I've died several times before.

Fell into lava and vapourised, blew myself like the final scene in Leon, drowned (that was quite a weird one).

They are still all grey and fuzzy and shit though. I demand HD! With 5.1 Surround sound!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)

hmm, I think I dreamt of some military folks operating tanks that were designed by cockweasle

by the looks of them :)

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)

definitely sara. rather than tegan

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)

...What?

Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)

Repostulated compost...

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)

I'd

cop a feel of that hobo. If yew knaaah warra aye meyn gav'naahr

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)

hehe

there's more cider in his piss than there is piss.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)

*grabs nearest empty vessel*

works for me

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)

Oh hell yes

Allow me to squeeze this one in then:

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)

I've started carrying a permanent marker around with me

to add more 'arty' to my perambulations

(Mallet Mallet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)

'augmenting reality'

i call it

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)

you can do that quite well with a few bottles of gin

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)

This evening i have Cointreau

bit desperate??

(Mallet Mallet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)

gran marnier

ftw.
cointreau is strictly for the common people

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)

where does that leave

tesco value lager?

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)

accidentally left in the stolen astra

that one went shopping in

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)

on the shelf still in tesco

obviously

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)

can i come to your next triple sec party

please??????

(Mallet Mallet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)

hey there,

have you been to lidl yet?
i've done two reviews so far
and i'm going to do their special offer hand cream in a few days too

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)

actually I haven't been to lidl in some time

I might go tomorrow
they have some marginally appealing specials currently I think

yes, I get the lidl mailing, I'm weak :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)

i nearly got the cat tower

but i couldn't see one in my local
(i don't even have a cat. i would've been a present for my mum('s cat))

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)

hehe

the cat would have loved it:D

I'm thinking I want the grill

and a few of those garden waste bags coming soon

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)

Nazi-themed Pizza Delivery?

How could it go wrong!? High-res clicky

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Lord Rick is the 2nd biggest Monkey head you've ever seen!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)

attention

I have the pizza nazi?

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)

nazis

soon

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)

Dance, Hitler!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)

what a silly hitler!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)

hmmm spare a thought for those less fortunate

cleeek feeer reeedeebleeee.

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)

Y Not

Y*M*C*A ?

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tubaman, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:35, archived)

I love this!

Marry me

(Big Tom Reaching new heights of mediocrity since 1988, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:21, archived)

Pizza!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)

fuck yeah, pizza!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)

Shelfish, I know...

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Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)

oh man, I want to see the jerker table action

edit: also, what's with those speakers?

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)

a ps3, an alarm clock, a small block of something and a shit ton of books

bud dum tch.

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)

the feng shui going on here concerns me greatly

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)

you should be more concerned about the....

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
*SUPRISE BUM SEX*!

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)

I'm concerned alright

I've been waiting 3 days

I'm going to phone the council soon

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)

"hello council sex line...

... you want what... well we'll need to phone the planning department first, please hold."

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)

"sorry this is the highways department, do you need a crevice filling in?"

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)

"no put me through to the bakers...

I need some one who knows how to remove a bun from an oven"

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)

a shit ton of books?

oh you mean a few?

I was just looking on my bedroom bookshelves and a quick count comes to over 200. They are just the ones I like near. The shelves in the study must have at least 1000 on them.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)

you

obviously haven't seen the rest of the shelf...

*shifty eyes*

talking which did you hear of the library that is sinking because when they designed it they didn't take into account the weight of the books. this makes me chortle lotsly.

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)

At last count

Our house contains over 10000 books. Is ridiculous.

(Big Tom Reaching new heights of mediocrity since 1988, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:27, archived)

It's not actually *my* shelf, you know...

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Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)

yes it is

you saw it at ikea

and you copied it

and you showed it to all your friends

but they laughed

hahaha, SHELFY GREBLORD!! SHELFY GREBLORD! that's what they said*

*may be lies

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)

Not a very good copy

The books aren't in Swedish, and the equipment has cables.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)

indeed, there should be a vacformed simu stereo

that must be the best company ever, making pretend electrical equipement

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)

you.. you mean you lied?!

HOW COULD YOU!

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)

My faith in the infallible Internet!

It lies in tatters!

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Thinker, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)

they're lying in potatos now?!

MY GRASP OF REALITY IS GROWING INCREASINGLY FLIMSIER!

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)

You need a JML reality stiffner

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)

JML really do think of everything.

their brains must be huuuawuuuge. I feel a JML brainstorm image compo could be quite fun

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)

*cries*

HOW COULD YOU!!!!

*runs off leaving a stream of toilet roll*

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)

well.

the joke was sort of... elsewhere.

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Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)

Reminds me of that Fat Boy Slim Video

*awaits explosion*

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Thinker, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)

BOOM!

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)

i like it

i'd meant to save this for a disapproving reply,
but i shall post it in approval here

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)

hahahaha

:D

from the land of kottbols

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)

Well

I ~~have~~ had that metronome. I sold it to my mate for ten bucks.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)

Hollywood had to start getting stuff from videogames

*note: my computer is having screen problems so the picture may look crappier than it actually is, but I made this before the problems occured

(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)

your note confuses me

and i think it may make no actual sense.

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)

Noooo

tell him that the image looks amazing and he'll have to buy a new monitor.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:51, archived)

About the note

It should say Die Hard in the image, but I cant see it because of this crappy computer. I made this picture before I had screen problems but I doubt that effected the image being viewed on different computers.

(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)

O_^

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)

haha, this reminds me of...

BIG AMERICAN PARTY!!!

if you ever saw Clerks the animated series.(?)

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)

aye,

although the standout bit of that show for me (for whatever reason) was Patrick Swayze running the pet shop down the street whilst wearing a tutu and voiced by Gilbert Gottfried :)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)

ooooh controversial, i know

but Gilbert Gottfried kinda gets on my tits, but I love the swayze/tutu imagery.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)

^_^

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)

*epilepticises*

*as that is the correct verb form of this word*

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

yes.

but you pronounce it "adblocks"

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)

you still not in bed yet

or are you just being fruity with a laptop?

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)

I'm not on bed yet

as I still might just have to pop on wow and check my mail.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)

N64 references should be doubled!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)

Lional Danse!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

the number of days you have been a member

would also be the amount of time in seconds that it took to produce this image. you posted it at the right time of day when nobody was looking, better luck next time

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)

erm?

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)

kirby

completing the challenge section of the single player levels of Super Smash Bros 64.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)

never played that

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)

no. Don't worry.

That does not look any more crap than it actually is. Crap does not use a negative value.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)

wooosh

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)

When there's no more room in hell...

...the Dead shall mop the floor!

(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)

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