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(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)

TJ: Tahkcalb just won this:

Congrats :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)

I spazzed back

nice one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)

I guess I'm equally bored

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)

it's too late :(

contest is over.. :P

join my next one where you get to shop my naked arse on balloons

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)

I know it's over

I'm just bored enough to shop without having prospect of winning a badge

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)

you're photo

kinda reminds me of a girl i know.. weird

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

that is deserved!

I take it you gazed it to him. He's probably asleep in Canadistan by now

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)

i did

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)

Gamesmaster?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)

Hah !

Beat you

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Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)

darn

(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)

Bindun? Too many entries to check now...

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..wil, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)

:) Has anyone done attack of the killer condoms yet?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)

*attacks you with condoms*

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Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)

well i suppose there's a first time for everything!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)

what, you mean

caewan actually using a condom?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)

me having very much to do with them

I do have one, it's probably gone funny by now. :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)

hahaha haven't comp't any of them though

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)

If you do a google for 'sock puppet'

he's the first to come up!

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..wil, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)

yup, that's how I found him :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)

I love sock,

he's cool! :D

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..wil, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

this is obviously jam.

not blood.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)

*digs out first ever attempt in OvenReady*

PS: 1000th post yippeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)

rawr!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)

Introducing 'Hans'

Anyone else having a lot of fun with the Creature Creator?

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)

i made a scorpian.

260kb. i can't be fewk'd to make it smaller..

www.b3tards.com/u/3631c8590be2b41a92c2/moo.png

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Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)

Yay!

How did you do the chitenous plates like that?

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)

I made it so there were some on each side and then put some on the top

and bended them and made them bigger and smaller

i've only got the trial too :(

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Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)

What is this creature creator of which you speak?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)

Spore Creature Creator

From that colossal giant EA. It's highly entertaining, as long as you have a vague imagination to play around with.

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)

doesn't work on my laptop :(

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charlie?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)

*makes note for future investigation*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)

hell yes

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)

'ullo 'ans

I haven't played with it yet, but it looks good

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)

20th July

(PagettyPol something something something, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)

Woo

Lovely :)

(Whitepaw I write computer games for a living, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)

aw, yay!

cuteness :P

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)

I shall call him cheeps! :)

ning

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)

why is it eating superman?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)

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charlie?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)

Yay

I like that!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)

these are ace

I like

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somegreybloke, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)

(stevenevermind, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)

lovely stuff

morning all.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

indeed

and good morning!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)

Oooh

nice weather ning for a bad weather day

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)

PARTY TIME!

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)

arf

Today I will mostly be formatting a 400-page instruction manual. For injection moulding machines. In Hungarian. In Word 2000.

I am dull

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)

why?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)

fiscal remuneration

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)

You could be watching The Dark Knight or Hellboy II on joox

both of which are rather good :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)

i need to see both :)

i can't wait for Dark Knight :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)

having had insomnia most of the night

I got up at 4 and was bored. Found a very watchable version of TDK on Joox.
It's like a cross between 'Heat' and 'Die Hard 3'. Also, Ledger's Joker really does live up to the hype :) Gary oldman shines quite a bit as well.
Shall certainly be enjoying it 'properly' in the cinema next week

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)

i never doubted him for a second :)

i'm going to wait for the cinema to see it, its something i've waited so long for i want to see it on the biggest screen possible

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)

aaargh awesome I now know what I'll be watching tonight :)

ning

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)

'ow do fella,

yup, you'll enjoy it

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)

I finally

watched Hellboy 2 at about 3am this morning. It was ok for what it is. I don't know much about the Hellboyculture but who'd have guessed there were elves in generic US metropolis' and goblin's in Northern Ireland who talk like Yanks trying to do a bad Cork accent?

I may watch the Dark Knight tonight.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)

Hellboy II was pretty much same as the first one.

good, enjoyable popcorn fodder. Like you, I am not a huge 'fanboy' of said comics, novels etcs, but it was good enough to pass a couple of hours.

It's like all the hype about next year's 'Watchmen' film. I don't get it, and personally believe (having read the synopsis of the plot via wikipedia, as I've not read it myself) it may well bomb due to US viewer apathy to the subject matter and plot. It may end up being a great movie, but possibly not successful.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)

I don't know anything about watchmen

other than I have seen the trailer and it looks generic Marvel/comicbook fodder which I shall most likely watch. I have all the comics in PDF on my PC but have only looked at 2 pages.

I don't get the fuss about Batman either. It started out silly and got worse, then decided to become all moody and serious ending up with an identity more confused than James Bond.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)

there is one 'little' bugbear I have about The Dark Knight

Bale does insist on over-using the 'gruff' voice. It's quite distracting in places.

Still, you'll enjoy it I'm sure

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)

I'm sure I will.

can't beat Batman with a lisp. Right I'm off. 30 mins to get to Oulton Park.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)

they better not fuck that up

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)

omg i hadn't even realised there was a film

however, wikipedia has just informed me that it is from the director of 300
this does not bode well

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charlie?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)

I thought 300 was a great adaptation of the novel

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)

i haven't read it

but i just thought the film was a load of macho shouting and not much else

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charlie?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)

woo!

in other news, ketchup in greece has maths on it-

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charlie?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)

Greek letters on Greek tomato sauce. shock HORROR!!

or the 24% bit?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)

Triangle Omega P O?

24%
What's that supposed to mean?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)

It's all Greek to me but I guess it means dead horse.

:)

&Delta = Capital delta

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)

"Doro"

(Free 24%)

(fred foobar Yeah, whatever..., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)

Actually said 'thoro'

From my rudimentary Greek knowledge I think it means 24% free

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JimmyD I let my best ideas go to waste, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

No it doesn't

It has greek letters on it.

I suggest you get out more*

*take a holiday to Greece!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)

24% is maths!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)

precisely :p

and as for taking a holiday to greece, that's what i did!
nah, i did realise they're greek letters, it was just weird seeing all this stuff i've only ever used in physics and maths on road signs etc

i also learned that old women selling roses are pickpockets, "supermarket" actually means "corner shop" and "sex on the beach" means "mainly orange juice"

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charlie?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)

I also know the term: "ehhhhhhh Malaka!!"

That's the extent of my Greek...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)

i didn't learn any :(

i spent much of the time trying to work out what the accent is and failing
some people sounded italian and others sounded like Borat
and i was in a clubbing sort of area so most people were english anyway

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charlie?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)

ah well er next time you meet a nice big greek man,

say 'eeeehhhhhh malaka!' It means 'hi mate!'*

*this statement may contain factual errors k3b/-\b accepts no responsibility for the offence the greek person may take in response to the aforementioned phrase

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)

just wiki'd it, maybe not...
although i can think of a few people i could have used it on

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charlie?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)

Today, I am going to Brooklands, Weybridge. What are YOUR plans?

Have an experiment:

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

nice experiment

i'm going to sit out this hangover and then go for an afternoon's pubbage in Oxford to celebrate the missus' birthday tomorrow.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)

A happy birthday to her from: Internet person 60049.

Good morning, sir.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

ning :D

written to any artschools yet?

Just send them some stuff to get on their radar i would.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

Of course I haven't. I wouldn't know where to start. I don't really have faith that my pissing around with a tablet is really enough either.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

heh

well, i have faith that you could cut it as an artist.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)

I appreciate that. I really do. But I doubt it'll happen all the same.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)

certainly shan't if you don't apply get on it

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)

I thought you wrote 'shit out this hangover',

I was saddened to realise you didnt :(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

i already tried

some of it came out, but given i had 4 poos yesterday i still feel a bit hollow

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

Yesterday mine were explosive. I feared for my toilets life.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

When I finish watching this

www.drhorrible.com/
I'm going to have a bath and go to the pub for a roast dinner.

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finnbar has officially retired, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)

:) Have a pint for me. I'll have one for me too.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

i watched it yesterday :D

i may have to watch it again today before it disappears forever

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charlie?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)

Nicely.

I will be at work, 500m from international test match cricket in the motherfucking sunshine YET UNABLE TO JOIN IN THE FUN BECAUSE OF SHITTY WORK :(:(:(:(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

No no no, think positive. You're being shielded from cosmic radiation and tedium by exciting and awesome... WORK.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)

Your positive viewpoint generator is broken :'(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)

LETS TRY AGAIN:

'Please try again later'.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)

Nice!

Today I am mostly watching the F1 on telly, then going to the pub.

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mugatu, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

Where are they today? And is there Moto GP on?

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)

Moto GP

is in the US at Laguna Seca and Pedrosa is out so COME ON CASEY!

Ballistic Bayliss goes in the Superbikes at BRNO today. All on TV at some point (12 for first superbike race I think )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)

Shit, I love Laguna Seca. I'll have to record that 'un. I never miss Moto GP/British Superbikes/World Superbikes.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)

They are going down like flies

at turn 3 at Laguna Seca. There is no grip. There will be fallers today.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)

supporting an aussie?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)

Troy is a great rider. Never quite lived up to the expectations in Moto though.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)

true that...but Pana seems to be cheering for Stoner

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)

Stoner has been absolutely storming this season. I still back Rossi all the way.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)

rossi...pfft

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)

I'm getting excited, it's a big day.

I support the Ducati Corse factory teams because I ride Dukes and my sister works for the race team. I suppoert Ballistic in world SBK, Casey in MGP ( sat on his new bike before it was delivered to his team ) and Shaky Byrne in British SBK.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)

somedays I wish I had money and could be bothered to learn to drive and ride

enjoy the race

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)

Germany

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mugatu, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

I'm

going to eat seafood at the Company Shed and do some HDR photography :)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)

I look forward to the results of that!

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

If you were trying for cubism it didn't work.

2:30am, sleeping soon most likely. Skully, yay.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)

Cubism, UGH. To think it all evolved from Dadaism, which was so fantastic.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)

cubism is alright

but it ain't got shit on dadaism. have you ever seen "our dumb century - the onion through history"? one of the best headlines in there is "DADAISM DECLARED DEAD. DADAIST CLAIM VICTORY"

also "AMERICAN TROOPS PULL OUT OF VIATNAMESE GIRL" is good too

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)

Haha! Brilliant. I'd forgotten that one. Dadaists really had such a good temperament. I still prefer some of the 'lesser known' Dadaists to the likes of Duchamp and Manray such as

Kurt Scwitters, Hannah Hoch and Francis Picabia.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

picabia was marvellous

the thing is that the artists who are best known in a movement tend to be for a reason, did you see the dada exhibition at the modern? i adore manray personally.there was a girl i saw a few weeks ago in town who i nearly got down on one knee and proposed to, a beautiful mixed race asian girl who carried a violin case and had 'f' holes tattooed on her midriff

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)

That's quite something. I mean I appreciate what they did in a big way. They pushed forward with their ideas and their progression spawned a lot of the 20th century 'isms' (surrealism, cubism, vorticism etc.) but I tend to prefer the guys who were the

'bedrocks' as such, in that they layed the foundation for the bigger names.

On a sidenote: I adore Manrays work with film.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)

i've never actually seen it

in fact a better way of putting it would be actively avoid seeing it. i made the mistake of seeing Dali's film work and just thought it was a bit shit really. i'll tell you what was quite cool though, me and Hexy went to the Cy Twombly exhibit in the Modern a few weeks back, that really worth a look, especially his later stuff you might like. he has the amazing way of drawing liquids.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)

I'll have to look around then. My guess is that stuff was a springboard for Vorticism.

We'll continue this another time. Tatata!

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)

Madness beats form, yes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)

Today I am off to Oulton Park

as a guest of Ducati Corse who are supporting NW200 Ducati with hospitality at the Bennett's British Superbike Swan Combi 50 ( round 8 )

www.britishsuperbike.com/article.asp?article=1096

I might get there in time for warm up laps but will not be slugging hospitality booze because I'm riding my Ducati 916 there and back and seeing what Ducati clothes I can snaffle from my sister's goody bag.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)

Sounds absolutely epic. Not much of a fan of the 916, though - sorry. Give me a Monster anyday.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)

Monster is a

bike for people who want to be seen. 9xx sport bikes are for people who like to ride.

I have a Hypermotard 1100S for when I want chicks to drool and blokes to make 'wanker' signs at me.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

I just can't stand all the faring. I quite dislike full dressers.

Unless it's a Buell XB12S.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)

mine is in

Sports touring trim so it's quite sensible.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)

see thats funny because its got 'tard' in the name.

in case you're unaware :)

my next door neighbour has a big harley fatboy, lovely big cruising bike. unfortunately he happens to be exactly what you'd expect an english harley owner to be, a solicitor who owns a pristine Harley Davidson leather jacket that reads "if you have to ask, you wouldn't understand" *rolleyes*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)

that is a piss take of Harley riders

here they have mullets down to their arse, a goatee down just as far. and a leathers that say "if you can read this, the bitch fell off."

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)

they cost too much in the UK for anyone other than middle age middle class people to afford

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)

I had a Harley up until not too long ago.

Click for bigger (115KB)

now sold.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)

crikey, that looks like something from a sci-fi movie

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)

Was it difficult to turn with solid wheels?

*Has a brother who builds highly expensive bike wheels for a living*

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)

Fucking hell. Harleys are stupid these days anyway. Huge, ugly things. Give me a Triumph Tiger anyday.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)

ooo nice...

you'll be near me today. i'm going to egham to see a friend for lunch. i shall send psychic high fives out to you

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)

I'll get to a high place on the top of the banking and send out a B3ta Beacon.

Boop boop boop.

Have a cool day in the sun.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)

I shall mainly be watching the Grand Prix.

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)

F1 is getting to the point where it's unwatchable.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)

I shall continue to watch until it reaches it then

although that point is fairly subjective :)

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)

Next year should fix a lot of things.

Slick tyres and less aerodynamic crap.

And it's on the BBC.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)

Tell Frankie your request

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

Interesting school of thought. Do you have a pamphlet?

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

OH SHIT, IT'S FRANKENSTEIN!!!

SoM:Dominion extended mix, please.
...
In the heat of the action/ In the settled dust
Hold, hold and say/ In the meeting of minds
Down in the streets of shame

In the betting of names on gold to rust
In the land of the blind/ Be king, king, king, king
...

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)

There's something in a Sunday

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

^ This

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

Hahaha

Trufax

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)

It's to save yourself from your handwriting! *giggles*

G'morn, laddy.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)

*Lightly steams*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

yeah its horrible innit

what amazes me is that no two letters are the same

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

Same with mine.

To improve legibility I have to write in all caps.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

It's alright, mines nothing more than a scrawl. The faster I write the more it looks like a horizontal line with some bumps on it.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

hah

morning.

I had a nightmare that i posted a link on the main board. Glad to see it hadn't happened.

Ever had a geekier nocturnal concern?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

not as such.

i did have a damned odd dream about b3ta the other day. i went to a bash and everyone else was a laptop. it was odd

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)

Was I there? If so what sort of laptop was I?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)

hah

classic isolation dream.

I AM THE ONLY CONSCIOUS BEING! YOU ARE ALL AUTOMATA

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)

oh yeah i can totally fischer-price psychology it :)

try this nightmare on for size then: i have recurring dreams where i'm in this big, dark victorian house, i've never seen the outside of the house and i'm never in the same room twice. there are three rooms that really stand out for me but i'll only describe one to you. i'm in a hall, a big dark, dark hall. the darkness is viscous and heavy, i'm holding an Indiana Jones style flaming torch but it only illuminates about a foot in any direction. in this big dark room are mannequins, hundreds of old mannequins with their limbs bent into odd, unnatural angles. each of the mannequins has a paper plate mask over its face and the paper plates have painted grotesque caricatures of everyone i know.

hows that for a shrinks orgy :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)

excellent

dreams about houses are dreams about yourself. That's your psyche that is!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)

G'ning.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 9:31, archived)

Mints will destroy us all!

ning :D

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

i looked at that first and saw teh Quo at the top

then thought that where it said "trebors" it said "THE BORIS"

your version makes more sense, woo

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)

^this

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

*recurs like a bad penny*

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:57, archived)

^ That

is nice (click)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:57, archived)

very nice

how much?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:59, archived)

christ, excellent anim for a sunday morn :D

woo to you :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:59, archived)

films about fucking!

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 9:08, archived)

That makes at least a 10% chance of shitting into a bag while dead.

/autocomplete

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 9:11, archived)

YES

www.b3ta.com/links/I_finally_made_good_on_an_old_idea

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 9:18, archived)

Finally!

A BLOG WORTH READING
:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 9:23, archived)

I always liked this idea of people shrinking

like in road runner when they'd run through a shirnking pipe and come out the other end tiny.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 9:19, archived)

WHY CAN'T WE DIVE INTO A FUNNEL.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 9:26, archived)

You can dive in to my funnel any time.*

*May lack a funnel

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)

Ace.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 9:34, archived)

Cool!

*click*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 9:34, archived)

how's this for animal face removal?

+ shop him a face contest (badge awarded!)
just coz we're like 5 people here and bored to tears

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:47, archived)

ok, minimum effort here

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:55, archived)

haha

just add a carrot for a nose

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:56, archived)

have another then

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 9:17, archived)

is it a seal woofer?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 9:25, archived)

Why am I looking at a picture of your seals arse?

Can it be milked?
I bet that tastes salty
Does it tile

NING MAIOF!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:57, archived)

ning sir.

how are you? and why do you smell like pussy? :)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:58, archived)

Sat in a Cat Shit in the pub garden

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 9:07, archived)

SEAMS!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 9:08, archived)

rarr!

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 9:07, archived)

is that a whale?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 9:09, archived)

it's in the thames, could be.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 9:10, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

omg.. shouldn't have opened the door :(

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:10, archived)

Awful!

Hahaha!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:12, archived)

how does it smell?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:12, archived)

smells like a pussy..

obviously

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:14, archived)

that's depressing

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:21, archived)

So do I (after last night)

N I N G L E S - B O A R D !

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:32, archived)

ning!

how are you sir?

go take a shower

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:47, archived)

Shower?

What is this you talk of?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 9:07, archived)

t'is when you get naked

and put liquids on your body.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 9:11, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8576180

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

bleurgh!

(evenin' all...)

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Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:15, archived)

it's 10 am here..

so i guess a ning all will be better :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:17, archived)

of course...

I of course meant "Good (insert appropriate portion of the day/night)!"

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Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:19, archived)

Good (insert appropriate portion of the day/night) to you as well

how are?

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:21, archived)

Good, good...

It's approaching 12:30am on Sunday here in Californiactionland...

(

Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:25, archived)

and why aren't you somewhere

getting drunk right now?

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:27, archived)

Ahh...

I'm just finishing up on some tracks...deadlines y'know...

The problem with being your own boss is...the boss can be a complete bastard!

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Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:33, archived)

that's true

can never be fired though

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:42, archived)

The first thing ya gotta learn abat Straya is how ta say

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:21, archived)

i hate being at work

when all of you are at home wanking on morning cartoons :(

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:22, archived)

I work from home

which has its obvious pros and cons...but I can pretty much post 24/7
That's right, I never sleep...

...aside from when I'm sleeping, that is.

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Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:26, archived)

well i can also post 24/7

coz my work is boring and i have photoshop here
and my home is boring and i have photoshop there.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:28, archived)

It's evening here, I'm not wanking over cartoons...

I'm trying to think of something to draw.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:28, archived)

try removing the face of animals and make it look good.

i found it to be much harder than human face removal. coz fur is not as seamless as skin.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:29, archived)

hello, goodnight.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:34, archived)

he played percussion in the jingle cats.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:31, archived)

On a sort of related note....

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:51, archived)

nooo :(

why make him cry

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:51, archived)

Because he was being a smug cunt

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:59, archived)

well now that i think about it..

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 9:02, archived)

MAKE THEY LAUGH ALL NOT NOW! BUY, RENT, OR LEASE WORLD ACCORDIONS SHAKING!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:19, archived)

would!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:19, archived)

i want a catalogue please.

can't wait another minute without polka!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:20, archived)

hahaha! yay!

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:27, archived)

Haha!

Raided in moments from your gaz. Thx.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:32, archived)

good stuff. you're welcome (and i figured you already knew of it).

i found one in the 1955 set that i want to animate, when i get the time.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:37, archived)

I grabbed a couple others that may get done.

Phonebooth dudes may get pizza'd or something.
Green wicker hat, OMG, LOL WTF etc etc. [/;-D

Link for others to play along
vintagescans.blogspot.com/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:05, archived)

beecham's pills is begging for it.

HARK the herald angels sing!
Beecham's pills are just the thing,
Peace on earth and mercy mild,
Two for man and one for child!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:11, archived)

good job. a 'b3ta build source' file would be a great shared resource.

i have a folder full of sites that i save there for use here and rarely do i actually use it.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:33, archived)

PLAY THE CROWD LIKE THE SLUTS THEY ARE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:27, archived)

there are sluts here?!

*preens*

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:47, archived)

yeah!

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:52, archived)

Yeah

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 9:05, archived)

Whoohoo

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 9:08, archived)

Howdy Tib'Gee!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 9:14, archived)

Ahh Gummo

Understand that film I did not.

(eyes, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)

And sporty !

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Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)

That is gold, except aren't they meant to have handbags?

Go the Wallabies

(Big Tom Reaching new heights of mediocrity since 1988, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)

ive had a silly night.

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sooperdave, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:07, archived)

'silly' as in you had a bean fight with a midget?

or 'silly' as in you just regained consciousness and there's a severed head in your fridge?

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:09, archived)

sadly neither.

i ended up talking to this guy about how his dad had called him up and said he had some papers to sign and then he'd come all the way from crewe to sign the papers and then when hed got there they werent even for him to sign they were for his brother greg, so he had come all the way from crewe for no reason and he wasnt very happy. he had also lost his phone and for some reason i decided i needed to help him find his phone and then spent ages discussing where he phone could be. after a while though i realised he was just telling me the same thing over and over again and i came home.

i had a fun evening really, it was just a bit silly towards the end.

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sooperdave, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:13, archived)

heh. did you know him before tonight?

or was he some stranger you were stalking with the intent on obtaining his head?

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:20, archived)

nah, i dont think he would of known how to use the internet,

he wasnt the smartest of guys but he had an interesting tale for a while.

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sooperdave, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:25, archived)

i like the crazies, usually.

unfortunately substance abuse and poverty often make them too troublesome to deal with, but when they're just plain old bonkers, i'm a fan.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:32, archived)

aye. they can be fun to talk too.

i thought this guy was going to try and fight me from time to time when he got angry that he didnt even have to sign any papers today. but i reckon i could of fighted him good so i wasnt scared.

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sooperdave, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:37, archived)

there's a bum here in town i call kfc because he always smells like rancid fried chicken.

he makes boxing moves at people behind their backs and i've seen him get belted a couple of times by people who think he's a threat. he's about 3/4 the height of a normal adult human and weighs as much as a wet sheet.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:44, archived)

You worry me.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:22, archived)

it's my superpower.

safe for work, unless you are a nun.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:24, archived)

doesn't anyone like my fun tube?

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:44, archived)

i'm trying to cut down on internets

so no more streaming videos :( including porno. :'(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:47, archived)

it's not porno, it's gospel music.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:53, archived)

like this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=inIuYren8jg

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:07, archived)

exactly like that.

i got to see the tiger lillies a few years ago in concert. absolutely wonderful.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:13, archived)

*jealouses*

and i'll watch it in that case...

ed: watched :)

the comments however are sad.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:19, archived)

you don't read youtube comments, foolish human.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:28, archived)

omg!!

did you see that steg?

+ i find this very funny(just the caption and the image):

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLCpS3_X08c&feature=related

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:25, archived)

ah my bandwidth it dies!!!!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:27, archived)

you don't have to click everything!!!

you perv

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:29, archived)

no porno?!?!?!

how will you live?

will you just draw sex and then fwap?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:55, archived)

I have enough imagination

and I could draw porno like this:
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1216034826/bird3b1.jpg
(probably unsafe even though it's a cartoon)

I'm hoping the exercise will prove motivating, hopefully to obtain sex rather than commit suicide.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:07, archived)

why not combine the two?

let's say commmit suicide while having sex, or the other way around...

/the only way i think this can be done, is a girl lying with her legs spread, and you jump from a bit higher with a rope around your neck, just as you're nect snaps, you're getting in

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:23, archived)

or have somesort of gun system that shoots me in the head upon a sharp jump in body temperature

corresponding to climax.

lovely.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:25, archived)

well i can't design that, if you like me to.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:26, archived)

the challenge will be finding a partner

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:34, archived)

true.

i can provide with a flashlight. is it good enough?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:34, archived)

thanks!

now that i have both hands i may be able to find my ass.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:46, archived)

I though it was funny

but not everyone is of the same mind

"if u think tht this is funny its not u shouldnt have posted it u idiots whoever likes this video and think its funny go hit ur heads on a wall cause jesus rules and you dont!!!!!!!"

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Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:20, archived)

haha, i didn't read the comments.

jesus rules, satan drools!

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:29, archived)

Supper Dave and the valley of unwashed penises

Supper Dave enters the valley. There are many penises. How does our hero fair? He eats up all them penises and loves it.

The end.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:37, archived)

i never ate any penises.

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sooperdave, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:38, archived)

you lie.

i have pictures to prove

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:30, archived)

rabkitty is hypnosis master and has seven cocks.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:04, archived)

how odd. a kitteh with 6 legs and 2 tails

*likes*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:20, archived)

his name is rufus and he lives next door.

he hangs out on my patio and hogs the sunlight.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:25, archived)

weeeeeiiiiirrrrdddd

we shaved my girlfriend's cat today. He was very docile, took it like a champ, started licking the air and waggling his tail frantically when we got to his butt though.

The end.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:28, archived)

shaving for fun or surgery prep?

don't try and shave my butt or there'll be trouble.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:31, archived)

He had some nasty shit stuck in his fur

it was all clumped up and you'd pet him and then he'd be all like "yeah, and now you're going to stroke my nasty fucking back situation, right?" Also the GF was snifflin' a lot. So now he's no-dignity cat/very-easy-to-find-when-lost cat.

I will not try to shave you hirsute, Canadian buttocks.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:36, archived)

poor shaved kitty.

but, if he was sticky and stinky, he probably appreciated it.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:41, archived)

No doubt!

Arf!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:20, archived)

it's the best low-budget film ever!

the sand people were made out of sand.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:31, archived)

For all you YTMND fans out there

Click for bigger (114KB)

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 4:55, archived)

nigga stole my integrity in the hearts and minds of the rusted soilder fuck.

ytmnd is shit in penis balls.

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:06, archived)

THE INTERNET HAS DIED AND NO ONE IS ONLINE.

HOW CAN YOU FUCKERS INTEREGATE ME WITH MY CUNT IN YOUR MOUTHS? FUCK THIS.

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:26, archived)

Free Pokemon Cursors!

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:26, archived)

GYRADOS IS MY DNA.

GODDAMN THIS HEATED WINDOW I BURNT MY FOREHEAD ON. I CAN SEE NOTHING AS THE BUS SPEEDS AWAY.

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:27, archived)

"the funniest joke ever":

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:28, archived)

asian guy.

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:30, archived)

respect a nigga. wu tang klan aint nothing to fuck with.

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# Therefore MANY are still LOOKING for COMPLETE FULFILLMENT of their ENORMOUS EXPECTATIONS based on current what really were and are and continue to be ROMAN CATHOLIC bibles and scriptures where MANY ROMANS and even MANY JEWISH then DESTROYED and BURNED and CONFISCATED and DID STEAL and TOOK from and BURNED and DESTROYED and COVERED DOWN ALL THINGS even you TED when Jesus even wrote and from ALL Disciples and is WHY Gospels LOOK LIKE too much a HUGE COPY JOB of these from a QUOTE GOSPEL what was called GOSPEL TRUTH and is NOT even in slightest accurate enough actually!
# There NEVER was a Son of God! Messiah was SUPPOSE to be God HIMSELF! Isaiah 9:6 was and is and continues to be accurate enough on this PROPHECY for The Messiah what was Jesus. Therefore there NEVER was a God Head or a Triune God or a Trinity! Therefore there NEVER was a Father In Heaven while Jesus was ON Earth this was Jesus WAS Father and Heavenly Father!
# ALL quote Miracles of Jesus were NOT even accurate and Jesus would ONLY DO what ANY Human then could DO and only had LOUD SPIRITUAL INFORMATION like you DO what is MUCH ADDITIONALLY EXTRA NOW for YOU TED for this coming we are TRYING to turn around ENOUGH!
# This is WHAT we NEED to put on Index Page at top now from this secret for now OFF of Internet File.
# TED AGREES. ANYTHING FURTHER? NO not for now.
# OH YES this is Angels NEVER DID HAVE and DO NOT HAVE and WILL NOT HAVE LITERALLY WINGS and was ONLY a METAPHOR for their SPIRITUAL ABILITIES!
# Therefore you NEVER were to SEE IN SKY!
# Therefore YOU NEVER were to SEE Jesus IN SKY and EVERY EYE SEEING IN SKY and Angels with LITERAL WINGS even IN SKY!
# Therefore EVERY EYE SEEING HIM COME will NEVER even happen and ABSOLUTELY will NEVER even be in SKY how EXPECTED!
# CLOUDS and LIGHTENING and THUNDER and EARTHQUAKES and GLORY were simply about MANY NUCLEAR WEAPONS!
# This is WHY we DID NATIVE INDIANS to SHOW Country and Nation of NATIVITY!
# This is WHY we PUSHED Jesus WOULD COME by Seventh Millennial Day and Millennium and Jubilee and DID and IS TED!
# This is WHY we DID MANY THINGS about THE KING and THE MASTER and JESUS in USA during even TED's life time!
# This is WHY we DID CHRISTMAS to X MAS and then X GENERATION for GENERATION Born and Raised and Alive in USA!
# This is WHY TED's BIRTH MOTHER INSISTED she was a COMPLETE VIRGIN and was POUNDED by FAMILY to agree was not and finger ANY man!
# This is WHY TED is VERY ENORMOUSLY JEWISH and even LOOKS LIKE Jesus some even Some Artist Renditions because was from ADAM through NOAH and then ABRAHAM and ISAAC and DAVID and even SOLOMON and was BRED VERY CAREFULLY by REAL Angels for this Coming was another Branch of David.
# This IS WHY we NAMED ENTIRE Seventh Day Adventist church to be this and was to subtly SHOW ADVENT WOULD BE at start of SEVENTH MILLENNIAL DAY actually was WHY was NAMED this!
# This IS WHY we DID have many things written in Writings of SDA or Seventh Day Adventist Prophetesses of Elle G. White about six thousand years and really WAS TELLING a TIME for Second Coming or Seventh Day Advent!
# This is WHY we DID some Media Messages to even to point to TED!
# This is WHY we DID MANY THINGS how MUCH POSSIBLE to SHOW WHO and WHEN and even HOW!
# This is EVEN NOW MANY are STUCK IN JUDAISM and have COMPLETELY REJECTED Jesus even and this is HAPPENING with TED and WILL HAPPEN and WILL CONTINUE TO HAPPEN! FOR MANY DIFFERENT REASONS! FOR MANY DIFFERENT MOTIVES!
# If you do not BELIEVE ENOUGH in TED you will NOT even be saved for anything a tiny itty bitty bit now!
# There was TONS of this on TED's DDDs or Digital Data DISCs and on TED's DVDs or Digital Video DISCs and a DVD_DDD and this and DEFINITELY ADDITIONAL on TED's ROYAL BLUE COMPUTER what now Seventh Day Adventist church has now what TED did NOT even have an archive copy entirely of and NEEDS this from Seventh Day Adventist church on a 320 GB USB Hard Drive and this where TOO MANY even there are NOT even making enough efforts to even help TED and DEFINITELY NOT even protecting and ABSOLUTELY NOT believing enough in TED! Therefore ALL of this may TOO sit with NOTHING done with it to be COMPLETELY ERASED and will be TONS of DATA LOSS and even MANY then NOT even saved for ANYTHING for that also!
# TED is now doing a COPY and PASTE into HIS True Enough Third Testament to Bibles and IS THIS AGREED TO by REAL Angels NOW what are Doing SOME to ENOUGH Wevild Earth DUTY? YES WE AGREE.

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:30, archived)

YOU HAVE TO READ ALL of this and even STUDY what TED DID WRITE on TED's DDDs or Digital Data DISCs about this of 1 - 8 where TED is now WORKING on TED's DDD or Digital Data DISC 9 where TED DID COIN ACRONYM of DDD and was FIRST to use Digital Data DISC and has FIRST USE on this TOO! TED WAS and IS and CONTINUES to be a CREATIVE GENIUS and was a CHILD PRODIGY what DID INVENT MANY THINGS and was DOING ADVANCED CHEMISTRY and ADVANCED ANALOG and TRANSMISSION and RECEIVER ELECTRONICS and HAM RADIO and MECHANICS and ROCKETEERING including did make REMOTE CONTROL Rocket Launchers and MODEL AIR PLANES and even REMOTE CONTROLLED AIR PLANES and MANY THINGS DIGITAL and MANY THINGS SOFTWARE and ART and some music and had TOO MANY HOBBIES and INTERESTS and SELF TAUGHT LEARNED ON OWN EXPERTISE TOO MANY THINGS to even LIST and was EARLY into computers and microcomputers and software and operating systems and applications and many things Computers and Software and Networking and Internet! TED was a SAILOR and SCUBA DIVER and FISHER and HIKER and even ROCK CLIMBER and CAMPER and PILOT and SNOW and WATER SKIER and DID MANY Sports TOO! TED was DOING MODEL TRAINS including Large Lay Outs where TED build all things in detail. Including ALL Wiring and Electronics and Soldering. TED did FIX MANY THING ELECTRONIC and MECHANICAL and OTHER THINGS TOO and was VERY TALENTED at this TOO! TED as VERY TALENTED in PHOTOGRAPHY including DEVELOPING ALL FILM from BLACK and WHITE to COLOR including COLOR SLIDES DID DEVELOP TOO! TOO was VERY TALENTED with BLACK and WHITE and COLOR DARK ROOM WORK including FILM NEGATIVES and COLOR SLIDES! Then LEARNED DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY. Did have even FILM Cameras with YOUNG and TOOK MUCH 8MM FILM. What Rosie ALSO THREW OUT! When CLEANING GARAGE without even TED's even any consent! Like MANY THINGS when YOUNG to young! ENDED IN TRASH! ENDED IN DUMP! Will NEVER now be even found! TED LEARNED ANALOG to DIGITAL VIDEO and even some production and producing including in Video Clips even with Titles and Transitions and some Special Effects and Other Things for Video Clips for Internet. Therefore a little bit like Movie making or Television making and small Productions. ALL Things for Internet including in Internet Site Format TED did LEARN and was again COMPLETELY SELF TAUGHT. Including for things to DVDs or Digital Video DISCs and this. Including for things to DDDs or Digital Data DISCs and this. TED WAS INTELLECTUAL and PHYSICAL! TED was DOING ASTRONOMY TOO and had TELESCOPES! TED was into MICROBIOLOGY and had MICROSCOPES! TED was DOING MANY NATURALIST THINGS TOO! TED was DOING CONSERVATION TOO! TED WAS a GOOD FAMILY MAN and HUSBAND and DAD enough REAL Angels THINK for these times. TED WAS a VERY TALENTED ENTREPRENEUR! TED was VERY TALENTED at STARTING up to UP THINGS! TED WAS an ENORMOUSLY MOTIVATED SELF STARTER! TED was a VERY TALENTED LEADER! TED had MANY VERY HAPPY EMPLOYEES where TED has PHOTOS and even VIDEO to PROVE IT! TED DID GET ALONG with People and Humans! This was NOT even problem! Did have VERY GOOD INSTINCTS on what was a Problem For or Against or Enemy to Nemeses! SOME DID NOT! SOME WERE TOO TRUSTING! SOME WERE OBLIVIOUS COMPLETELY actually! TOO MANY fought against TED on this also and is WHY TED had PROBLEMS in Companies! TED was RAISED IN CHRISTIAN a CHRISTIAN Church and in Church Schools entire life including when in Graduate School.

Microsoft 1 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 2 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 3 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 4 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 5 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 6 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 7 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 8 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 9 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 10 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 11 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 12 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 13 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 14 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 15 - - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 16 - In Progress and is getting for now Updated Regularly like Daily.

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:31, archived)

IT FEELS GOOD TO BE ALIVE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:32, archived)

ted!

i praise in a pew a church made of pubes.

the congregation is public hair!

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:34, archived)

Did you ever stand in a railroad station and listen to the chatter of the telegraph?

If you knew Morse code, those metallic
clickings were as clear to you as the words on this page; if you didn't know it, they were merely a noisy part of the environment. You probably couldn't even distinguish between the dashes and the dots. A message of extreme importance may have been coming in over those wires, yet to you they meant absolutely nothing.
You didn't have the code.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:42, archived)

i mutha fuckin wrote my autobiography in morse code so don't tell me i don't know morse.

also i will be at the rocky hotel on monday doing a pubic reading of my book "this is a book about my life" at 12:45

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:49, archived)

rocky hotel got knocked down in the 1920s. You were invited there by a ghost.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:59, archived)

a ghost from my ass.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:10, archived)

i have a record that instruct you in learning morse code.

i played it on the wrong speed and it ordered me to kill people.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:06, archived)

microsoft stole teds internet.

DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT?

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:32, archived)

I'm sure microsoft wouldn't have done it without a good reason.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:33, archived)

microsoft does it for sex for SEXUAL SLAVERY of office employees.

i have read much of teds scripture and the pornographic images he has posted about this. try microsoft three.

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:35, archived)

In shooting down an enemy plane,

the gunner need only set some basic factors into the computer, and aim his sights at the
target. The computer takes care of the details. It allows for lead, whether the target is coming toward or going away from him, for the speeds of both planes and the angle of attack, for gravity, or the earth's attraction upon the bullet, and for the amount of wind that may deflect the bullet from its path. In microseconds, it takes care of battle.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:40, archived)

spirit mutant vibrio bacterial community vibrio murex / fischeri / harveyi and vibrio cholerae, WHICH SCIENCE has proven we all have a large bacterial community living off us beginning at birth!"" Our entire live's death is attacking us, trying too keep us from growing and being of LIFE, their society is of death, we are of Life/Light!

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:44, archived)

Timelessness or foreverness prevents change and these unwelcome conditions come about when a facsimile "hangs up" in present time.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:48, archived)

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:52, archived)

I believe we have come full circle.

I hope this has been a refreshing session.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:57, archived)

i read it, i studied it, i now know ted.

i have photos and even video to prove it.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:08, archived)

proof plz:

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:11, archived)

proof.

proof.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:17, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=esnqW92Xlx8

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:28, archived)

hahaha!

i didn't know that people made videos on the computers in the library.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:35, archived)

Man, why can't all science be like this.

I told my grade 12 chemistry teacher, "Fuck university, I just want to burn shit".

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:51, archived)

it was the only return on youtube for "gelatin stalagmites".

i didn't expect any returns, honestly, so when it appeared i had to watch it.

by grade 12 i had abandoned the sciences. the school groused, but why should i study alchemy and shit when i could learn spanish?

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:57, archived)

yeah, I'd given up on maths by that point.

I just couldn't see a reason why I'd need it.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:04, archived)

exactly.

the religious fuckwits will eventually own all the schools so science will be only loosely paraphrased if it's allowed at all.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:16, archived)

if you want a cyber partner let me know.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:22, archived)

You've got to ask yourself one question...Do i feel fluffy?..

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nocturne72, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 4:50, archived)

Why yes, yes I do.

Now what happens?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 4:51, archived)

Now we all get drunk, and play Ping-Pong!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:00, archived)

haha

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nocturne72, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:01, archived)

go get the zodiac, toschi!

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:10, archived)

Probly hasnt been dun =P

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 4:35, archived)

No probably not.

But that's because this compo is about movies on a budget, not merging movies.

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Ratsta, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 4:40, archived)

true....

but then again.... Look over there!
Ha now nobody will notice.

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 4:42, archived)

I NOTICED

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 4:50, archived)

Well done

for the complete absence of any Maddy reference. How refreshing.

(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 9:21, archived)

Most likely Bindun

I've got my Ticket.

Don't hurt me please

(Big Tom Reaching new heights of mediocrity since 1988, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 4:22, archived)

yay you are admitted to the internet!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:02, archived)

Woot!!

Does this mean i can access the Pronographic sites?

(Big Tom Reaching new heights of mediocrity since 1988, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:00, archived)

Mmmmm

(SoulFury, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 4:20, archived)

Compo is Movies on a Budget

not puns on movie names.

*sigh*

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Ratsta, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 4:41, archived)

it's a well known law of b3ta that any movie challenge means you

take a movie poster and try to make it funny.

Or if you've already done so for the other movie challenges you repost and compo!

Although seeing as I have read the brief of "50p remakes" I won't recompo this:

Even thought it's exactly the same theme as the image that started this thread.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:01, archived)

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