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[challenge entry] He was a joker was our Churchill...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# *cue Churchill with Joker makeup in 3....2....*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# noobish
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# haha
"Why so Serious?"

/batman blog
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
# look at that barely contained mirth on his face...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# zat is nert a mirth, eet ees a bow-tie!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
# thanks monsewer
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Very bored today....
Is it just me or does that kaiser chiefs song sound like they're singing "Rooney, Rooney, Rooney...."


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Yes and yes and yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# that song's been in my head today
you god damned wizard
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# ROONEY, BOMAYE!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Who should I draw the'day?
Chloe or new girl, Sky?

Chloe brings filth, while Sky brings a bit of action/adventure.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Sky Sky Sky!
Sky Sky SkySky Sky SkySky Sky SkySky Sky SkySky Sky SkySky Sky SkySky Sky SkySky Sky SkySky Sky SkySky Sky SkySky Sky SkySky Sky SkySky Sky SkySky Sky SkySky Sky SkySky Sky SkySky Sky SkySky Sky SkySky Sky SkySky Sky SkySky Sky SkySky Sky Sky


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Chloe it is!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
# *waggles lunch threateningly*
grrr!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# *waggles lunch box threateningly*
Weeeeeeeeeeee!
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Draw Mo Mowlam
she was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I reckon she'd be ace to have to tea
but I'd feel a bit outclassed, to say the least.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Really?
Even with her rotting all over your fondant fancies?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# WHEN ALIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# FONDANT FANCIES ARE ALIVE?!
Fuck this, I'm getting in the cupboard again, it's too scary out here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# No, I saw in the back, there are some
REANIMATED UNDEAD MACAROONS
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
# aaaaIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
# quick, unleash the ferless mice of the crack anti-baked-goods brigade!
Go well, my faithful, fluffy chums. May this day see glory upon your bold shoulders.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# replying to mself here: I really like the idea of a crack team of highly trained and equipped anti-maccaroon mice.
don't you, b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Outclassed?
By a corpse?

You have self esteem issues.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# yeah, well so do I
or something
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# skloe!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# ^this
& a cup!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
# "Herrings in song" - a study of 18th-century dwarf culture rotated to just a little bit over 47 degrees.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# ^ This

Please draw "Herrings in a Sock"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Sky, dressed as a Victorian lady...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Chloe and Sky
in the bath

Chloe is filthy, and Sky is having a soapy adventure :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Sky
in her new job as a despatch rider in Estonia, but Estonia in the midst of an alien invasion of Killer, psychotic radioactive machine-gun wielding nazi hamsters

to the music of Chas and Dave, please
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Sky
and something involving a rickety rope bridge, the onomatopoeic noise "crrrrkkkk...." and a tiny speech buble saying "uh-oh..."
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
# 'nother good 'un :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
# hurrah!
A man I don't know but whose drawings I like said one of my ideas was good!
I HAVE ACHIEVED VALIDATION.

Now everyone get out the way of my way as I go on an ego-fuelled rampage.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# try not to hit russel brand, he's going the same way.
actually, hit him as much as you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
# goddamn it.
don't make me choose between filth or a better character! can't we have both?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)
# the rotten corpse of Mo Mowlem
animating (in the bringing to life sense) a bunch of fondant fancies that she wants to make live up her cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Group shot.
Draw both. I'd like to see how they compare with each other.

Maybe Sky's a bit...shy of Chloe's filthy ways?

Okay, Sky having escaped from mysterious organisations, and having discovered an ancient temple and is navigating traps and nabbing priceless artifacts. Then she takes them home, puts them in a glass case and curls up in front of the fire and falls asleep, dreaming of her next exciting adventures.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:44, archived)
# So...
...what nationality is Sky? I see her as Canadian or American or French...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Hats Hats Hats Hats Woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Good lord! He's back!
*errects flag*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Most excellent
COmpo it!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Yay!
Hello again!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# NOOBMASTER!!11


:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# been a long long time
BT have killed my internet connection. 8 weeks in the dark now, so I have had to install CE3 on my work computer so I can return. It's good to be back.
*grins*
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Welcome back to civilisation
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
# All hail the master!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Where's the moon
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Yay NoobMaster!
We have all missed you soooo much.

More importantly you have missed my ongoing Cock saga!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# True love...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# but,
they both look so sad...
is it forbidden true love?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# They're both Capulet squid, so yes, it's a forbidden love...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# *glees*
/fears the montague shark
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# awwwww huggems
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# thats ace
whats the original like??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# The original is a bit squidy.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# This gives me teh fear!
Arghhhhh!

Woo!!11
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# haha
Hover you bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# *Misreads*

*Hoovers*
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# hahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# hahahahha
Flaps!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# *Makes hovering sound* "Vfvfvfvffvfvfffvfvffvfvfvfvfvfvf"
brilliance!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Nicely!
Who can hover best: Cat with buttered toast on back or hover-flamingo?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# don't get them tangled . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Top stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Yay to mysterious flamingos!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Looks like
it's held in place by invisible flamingo magnets, struggling to break free.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

Naughty:
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1217586814/hat.jpg
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# What hat?
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# well if you didn't notice it with that, you won't notice if you click the link
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
# euphemism for clitoris
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
# where did you get that hat?
where did you get that tiiiiile!
nice!
i'm off for three weeks after today!!
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Oi drewed it
I'm not off on holiday.
boo.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I thought you were on permanent holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# i am a student.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Then I was correct :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# bwahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I've been off for two weeks
and I've still got four left.

/Is a teacher.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# aha!
i've the time off to look after my daughter before she starts school!
any tips on how to get them ready and super smart?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Is she starting secondary school?

Get her used to having her head flushed down the loo.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# infants.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I don't have much knowledge about primary school.
But you could check out the education section in any good bookshop and buy some Key Stage 1 books.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# score!
thanks chief!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# You're welcome!
Um... Indian.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# =D
pale-face
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# catholic school?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# ninja school
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Ives!
Three weeks?

THREE?

damn you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# oh yes.
then 2 weeks in september.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# *weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# then i have one days leave left until april...
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Even so... that makes five weeks...
more than I started with...

I now have 16.5 days, which I shal be using to jobsearch.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# a job down here?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Probably not....
can't shift our house, so it looks like we're staying put....

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
# excellent ti...err hat!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I'm sure she'd bang you if you said that to her.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# this is brill
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# yay! ta!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Nipples like beefburgers!
Nice hat too!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# well I've only ever seen one set.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# NO HAT!

* Not a compo entry
* Please read the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# faq is read
that's why there is that obscuring post it note...I should have said the full version was 54 Kb :S oops.

But there is a hat. Look closer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# If I could draw naked women as well as that...
...I'd spend my whole life in a locked room drawing my own porn and masturbating furiously (with the other hand).
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Where's that little green fella?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# hah
nice

loving the light effect too
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Oi ahm a free-toed sloff.
*remembers Joe Cartoon of yore*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# :) Nice lighting
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Lovely glowage!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Ta...
Chaps!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# This one?


Woo to pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Yes!
That one, I'll give you "Precious"!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# couldn't be bothered to do anything!
I have a lady in a hat that I have drawn. Would you like me to post it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# dont ask silly questions, yes, we want to see it!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# yay!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Coo-eee!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# awwww *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# what lyre bird?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# err . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# coo-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
is the noise these things make
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyrebird

I'll leave you to do the obvious two frame pun animation ;)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Ahh!
I see! they're also amazing mimics . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# hahahah! excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha
Quality saber
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got squid in my tummy...
yummy yummy I've got squid in my tummy...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Ewwww
Really just ewwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# mmmmmmmm.... deepfried squid
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Oh my god!
But I bet after 10 pints of Stella that'd look smashing :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# *bokes*
*eats*

Had to clear enough space for it first...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# that's really, really revolting
and just how big were the chickens that donated those feets?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# You would be suprised...
I was looking at a chicken yesterday and marvelling at the fugging huge feet it had.
0% sarcasm here. This is the honest truth.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# They can span a whole octave on a harmonium.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# *quotes board hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# i am determined for it to be crappy animation tiem.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# is he havin a wee tantrum?
awww
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Yippee!
'ning all!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Heh
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# this is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Well done!
=]
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Hmmph!
JJ indeed . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# FANTASTIC!

Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# [Right, I really should be at work ;?P


See you later b3ta.]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
# letter neck-massage potato salad i don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
# [haha ;?)]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Parallelogram Back Potato Salad
but of course. Same to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
#
[http://www.b3ta.com/board/8614937]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# [*rubs thighs*}
SPAM SPAM SPAM

www.b3ta.com/links/B3ta_Book_of_the_dead
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I've gone for colour AND black and white...
not only that, I've even zomb'ed myself while not working...

I'm more than a little enthusiastic about this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I still haven't uploaded yours, sorry love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# s'ok, I can wait...
in the meantime, I'll send you my self mutilated effort... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# [I mght send you a pic if your thighs don't mind ;?) ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# {my thighs miss the attention you lavish upon them, they'd adore it]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# [pic or it didn't happen /ac]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# [you were there, you plum]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Gaz'd Jesse a fairly rubbish source pic yesterday.
He said he'd have a go with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Yeah, everyone's gazzing Jesse.
Captain shunning bastards.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# You weren't around yesterday!
...I thought you'd be divvying the jobs up between the two of you anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Remember the lyrics.
I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes
Captain is all around me
And so my willy grows
I feel it in my bin
It's everywhere I go
so if you really love her
Come on and send her pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# *capitulates*
...like I said it's a pretty rubbish source, but I don't have any decent pics on the work computer...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I can Gaz you. why are we gazzing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# sending me and Jesse pictures of yourselves
so we can turn you into zombies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# can I?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# You can.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Cap'n!
'ello there...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Wotcher duderino
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
# You know that £16k job in Ayelsbury....
I might be interested after all... even with the commute.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Well yes, but it's £14K
and you're too late. Sorry matey, I was forced to hire a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# today I am resigning
I must be nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# You must be, your job sounds nicer than mine
can I do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
# What are you resigning from and do they pay you before your bills come out?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Fuck.
Any other positions going?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# If there were
first dibs'd probably go to my partner, who lost his job yesterday (company was liquidated)

That's so selfish, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# More than understandable...
I've no idea what state my company is in, but we've had bailiff round a couple of weeks ago, and now we've not been paid.

If there's TWO jobs going, you know where I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Sounds like yours is going the same way
get thyself to Tesco.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)
# But... but... I've got TALENT!
WHY CAN NO-ONE SEE THIS?

*thinks*

yeah, alright, Tesco it is...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# So's he
but money's money, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# This is true...
Kind of scuppers any plans I may have been making with Lady and Mini Doom though...

*attempts to quell rising fury with cream cake*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Always the way, mate.
Just so you know, my dad was made redundant when the interest rates were 15%. My mum somehow managed on her own salary, which was £40 per month less than the mortgage, after tax.

Everything will be alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I'm sure we'll be alright...
It's convincing Lady Doom of that that's the problem...

Still, 50% b3ta, 50% job apps for the rest of the day.... I'm sure I'll get something...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# zomgs
I'm pretty fed up with mine too. want to form a creative marketing consultancy anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# We've been over this already...
Let's do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# heh
we need clients too

"IDEAS get yr fresh ideas here, copy written, images created, brands enhanced; two pahnd a pahnd"
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# *shoves manwife at Saccharine*
He's a designer, he knows print like the back of his hand and he'll work his arse off.

Unlike me, who thinks she's a designer, can barely spell print and will work only for incentives like cups of coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Excellent, so I've got audio and video, Cap'n Manwife has got design and print, Saccharine has everything else...
let's rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# OI
What do I do?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# You are chief punishment officer.
If anyone steps out of line, BLAM!

I think 25% each profit share should do nicely, and all the coffee we can drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# secretary?
*braces for severe beating


Whatever you think you'd be good at, Bags i client-side lead generation, communiations, copywriting and idea farming.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I would make a good secretary
I'm an administrative GENIUS.

Who's qualified in customer services, which is a giggle as people don't think you can get qualifications in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
# i am not an admin/details person
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
# No, everyone else
gets to do the exciting stuff and muggins is stuck making it so you can do it legally and to a specified format/schedule.

Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# This is perfect...
audio visual, design and print, admin and customer service AND sales type lead generating...

If it helps, I know a web genius graphic designer and a computer geek capable of impressive tech trickery as well...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I hate good ideas
that i haven't got the balls to follow through on.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I wouldn't normally have the balls either...
but I'm feeling quite inspired at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
# haha
that's a full team.

That'd be hillarious.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Like a dream come true, you mean
working with three people I know I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# lo m'am
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Hello sir
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# my kitty is a'scared
after quite a long time in a cage the flat must seem vereh big.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Awww ittle kittum.
Gives it love from it's Auntie Captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# will do,
it's very affectionate, loves fuss, but doesn't love new place yet. Although mercifully she found the litter box ok.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Oh good, that's one thing you don't have to worry about then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# i think you'd probably find a house-cat quite easily
at a local rescue joint.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# It's the catflap issue.
I'd want them to be able to get out. What if there was a fire or something? :-(

I'm very paranoid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# get a cat that doesn't smoke or use chip-pans
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# *runs to potatoshop*
*has no skills*
*runs back*

what'd I miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# very little
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I'm not doing any work today.
Meanwhile...

Umm...

slanty box backache tzatziki?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# hahahahah... dear oh dear :D
I really like it, can I have the rights?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
#
[http://www.b3ta.com/board/8614937]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Oh GOD SPANG!!!
paper back raita?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# [*is spanged*]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
# paper-back-
reeta?
(Capt'n Fabulous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# They tried to make one go to rehab...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# and one said
nay, nay, nay

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# O hai popular Princess Anne source pic!
;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# O hai popular drug addicted singer!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry]

Previously, in the fruit & veg section...

(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# JESUS!!!!
That took me by surprise...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
# phwoar, nice meat hat
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Ooooo, meaty
Not enough meat based goodness when it comes to millinery.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# MEAT!
Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Squats, strains & plops...

"Rarrr. don't come near us, ducky, we'll nibble your arm"



Click for bigger (186KB)
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)
# a PRIDE of Lions?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)
# He hates to think someone is eating something, without him getting a taste.
(photo taken 30 mins ago)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# nice
i couldn't get outside for a look
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
How unexpected!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Yappy Little Bastards™
Pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)
# taken about 15 minutes ago...

click for huge)
(alloydog, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Pope Tom Morello I


Tony. Enjoy
(J-digital, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
# nice
need to get to 50k, have a butchers at the faq.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)
# i can use this :)

am it shitty animation tiem?

'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# file size
Thats bizzar! I optomised it in photoshop for around 38kb, dunno whats happened there
(J-digital, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)
# we've all done it;
i done it the other day!

quite embarrasing
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Fixed
Photoshops been playing up, anyway its fixed
(J-digital, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Let's Rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
# hehehe-
best optimise it a bit though!

Brilliant stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Popehats are braw.
Overly large images are not.

Lemony is your friend.

I Love You.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# She was so asking for it
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)
# say what?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
# facebook people
decided to have a waterfight in hyde park. Woman throws water on chav who is not involved. Chav hits her. Chav's mates turn up with knives. Police make arrests.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
# christ
fucking chavs
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Probably not the smartest thing
she could have done.. But I'm so fed up of this attitude so many people seem to have - 'you spilt some water on me, therefore I need to punch you in the face/stab you'

WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN??
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Oh noes!
You have made my shirt wet and stained, NOW I KILL YOU!

Fucking chavs.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)
# chav is the new black
in other news, bigotry breeds hatred
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)
# don't be silly
chav is a lifestyle choice


for cunts
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I would describe
someone as lary as that as a Chav. I know the term has class connotations that I'm not totally at ease with either, but it does unfortunately describe the mindset of some people.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# i know middle class chavs
it's not classist or racist.

It's about aggressive scum who think it's ok to intimidate folk and behave brainlessly.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I don't think that means you're a chav
When I was a kid, we used to call those people 'townies'

or North of the Boarder: 'neds'
(I helped save b3ta! Loz I'm still here., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)
# aye, same deal
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# bingo
stupid cunts who will probably end up in jail or intensive care.

(and who shop exclusively at JD Sports)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I know plenty of people like that in the Conservative Party
are they chavs?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)
# pfffft
probably
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)
# well
as long as they go around threatening people with knives, getting into fights for no reason and generally act like cunts, yes they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Apart from the "knives"
bit, that could be a description of the posh idiots who go to York races, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# I'd throw them into the same category, personally
but perhaps 'cunt' is a better description than 'chav', I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I have a theory that
people tend to go away with the impression upon seeing a group of people that they all acted like the loudest members in that group did. All stereotypes thus come from loud people.

Loud people are all dicks.

I know a couple of "chavs" who are perfectly decent people. They dress that way because their contempories do. As most people do, to some extent.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# sure, i've got some pretty 'chavvy' mates too
however if more of that type of person comes from one group than another then they will be typecast
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# arf
I'm certain that's what was going through his mind

'excuse me my dear, you appear to have spilt some beverage over my tshirt. This vexes me greatly..'
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Where's his knife?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)
# poor girl
you know this is blatantly an allegory for iraq.
Big fight going on. Civilian gets hurt. Civilian joins the fight...
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)
# wtf
haha
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)
# i've just seen it
i want to jump up and down on his fucking head.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Fucking mardy cunt.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)
# morning!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Hahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:28, archived)
# fucking hell wheres the pan!
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Yes, it does rather...
(click for OP)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Ooof! top punnage!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)
# ^
this
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)
# brill!!
HAT HAT HAT compo!!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Hahaha - You Loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha, oh god... SPPPAAANNNNNGGGG!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
[challenge entry] ning an that
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Suits him


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Gandalf the gay
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)
# he loves little hobbitses
they look like children but theyre 50!


also, top name!

"not to mention hes a raving homosexual"
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)
# *Imagines Gandalf,complete with glo-stick and e's dancing to Altern-8*




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Now those were the days!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKyt4XwaAG0
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)
# YEAH BABY!!!
Back to my yoof!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)
# did amy hit him?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Youre terrible Monty!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] If I was on Dragons Den...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)
# WANT.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)
# *Invests*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:23, archived)
# What a wonderful idea!


Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:23, archived)
#
Monkeon in non-sequential strip shocker!
Today, Monkeon posted a pic that wasn't a sequence of multiple frames. Also, it was not 280px wide, and therefore ineligible for the Front Page.

More at 11.

Very good none the less though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:24, archived)
# haha!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)
# He'll go and re-size it now...



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I did think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Arf!
I thought that you were somehow limited by b3ta to only be able to post 280px wide pics :D

Makes a change for someone else to get an FP once in a while though I guess ;)

How do this fine morning Sire?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Good god, can you imagine that?
No posts from Monkeon or Happytoast for a week? B3ta'd be shut down :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
#
b3ta'd shut down someone else may get a chance.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)

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