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[challenge entry] wait! when i said pop a cap in his ass...


Quick dirty Friday lunchtime fun.
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[challenge entry] although...


Be better as a flash game? :)
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# Barry Scott found not guilty


Click for bigger (228KB)
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# pffffffffft
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# hahahaha!!!
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# Haha
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# !
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# Shame the 'dano' does not stand out.
must try harder.
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[challenge entry] Fractalhats
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# that's recursively smashing
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#
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# I'm getting some serious b3ta deja vu
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
# b3tavu?
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# HEY!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)
# b3tavu?
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# b3tavu?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)
# HEY!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 15:15, archived)
# love you
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)
# oh!
*goes all red*

heheheheheheheheheeheeheheheeheheheehehe
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)
# i can see multiple faces on these hats
which one is the 'meant' one?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)
# ooo i see what you mean. how deep.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I'll take 5!
Woo
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I'm getting some serious b3ta deja vu
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I like that.


Yes I do.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Spiffing
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#
fractal implies MATHS &trade content which has been duly clicked presumably you'll be glad to know I'm going to bed now.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
# G'nite grumpychops
*tickles*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] And also
from some time back now:

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# Good lordobroams!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 15:12, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 15:15, archived)
# yay!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Clever monster!

Send me how-to instructions to the usual address.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 15:19, archived)
# did you really want these?

I used the manual transform thing in photoshop.
Take a copy of the original, then use a single transform to get it into the recursed position. Before you apply it, look at the transform toolbar and note down the x,y, width/height and angle numbers. (click the triangle between x and y to get the relative coordinates.)

now apply that and make another copy of the original.
Do another transformation and enter the x,y and angle, each divided by the number of frames you want.

For the scale w and h percentages, divide by 100,
then get the (frames-1)th root of that number*,
then multiply back up by 100.

*(that's 'INV x^y 7' on MS calculator for an 8 frame animation.)

now apply that transform and press ctrl+alt+shift+T lots of times for all the frames.

because it loses some accuracy you might need to shift each frame around by an extra pixel.

also, you can avoid using the x+y coords by setting the vanishing point with ctrl and just scaling+rotating around that instead using alt+shift for the scale.

Simple!


(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Don't recurse! You'll recurse!
woo
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
# TJ : For those who requested it
Short video clip of some obscure intarwebs celebrity with lovely hair.

www.sendspace.com/file/exsuha

(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)
# ace!
my thankings are elaborate :)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I FUCKING HATE GINGERS!
;)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Hows that for editing you CHUDs.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# christ on a bike
you're spamming

(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# RIS
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# You mean "shoefingers"
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# I probably do
I'm in kind of a bad mood though. "Fucksocks" would do just as well.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Completely Hedonistic
Umbrella Devices?

Also:


(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:55, archived)
# should've really gone in the thread below.
it might push someones stuff off of the board.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Not as succesful as "bowie" but quite good.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# and modest too....
Edit: Ahh, what the hell:


(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
# shitting hell that's the least seamy seams horse I've seen!
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# He's clearly too good for this place.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Oh, and these things are being judged now, are they?
oh, please.....
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# Thats too brilliant
Top notch sewing Mr
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# yays
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# truly lovely...
I love a good seamshorse, me.


(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 15:15, archived)
# TEH SEAMS!!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# is that one of those elastic band gatling guns?? I WANT ONE!!!
:D
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Fuck noes
I typed in gatling gun in google images and got that bad boy
But it needs battery power to work
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
#
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# well, if everyone else is..
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I like
that charlie sheen is in it. But really. you should try editing.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)
# seams alright
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Hahahhhaa
Computer room real lol! (good job its empty)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I do like this
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry] B.T. gave me the idea...


Can't believe it's not bindun
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#
*makes*
*sells pre-made*
*profits*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I was going to, but couldn't think of a good joke to go with it..
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I can't believe it's not butter
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#
u e

just messing
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# true.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Howay man it's tesco value.
It's supposed to be rubbish!

It's also Friday afternoon, creative skills are at a low ebb, and I'm twiddling my thumbs waiting for the designer to finish formatting my tender so I can get the damn thing in the post and go to the pub.

belatedly sees 'just messing'

*re-fluffs*

:D
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# *manhugs*
You should know better, sir, I was teasing!
:D
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# *manhugs back*
'sokay :)

Speaking of Manhugs - I saw the last few minutes of War of the Worlds the other day. You can say a lot about Tom Cruise, rarely positive, but the man does give EPIC manhug!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
# *wriggles between
YEAH, lucky Pierre bitches
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I think I might get a sheet of newspaper and wear this all day.
I forget how to make hats out of paper, I can only make birds now :(
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# yo Pineapple Man
Fucking hell, I didn't realise your sex life had got that bad you're having to make birds out of newspaper
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I'm pretty much immune to papercuts now.
I lost about 4 pints of blood through my shaft when I started.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Yeh, one gets used to it though
and chicks dig scars, etc
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# ribbed for her pleasure

(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Fucking hell, you are so right
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# bumpybumpybumpybumpybumpybumpy ypmubypmubypmubypmubypmubypmub
YES OH YES OH YES
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)
# I have about 10 paper cranes sitting on my desk :(
And there is a story attached.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:52, archived)
# What does it say?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
# hahhaahha
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)
# The traditional crane
is the only piece of origami I can make. I've heard that making them and giving them away is supposed to bring good luck, so I randomly make them and give them/leave them in places for people to pick up.

I once made one from a rizla paper. That was fiddly.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
# some kid burnt my neck
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# I didn't like it
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I used to make the little stars from two opal fruits wrappers.
It had 2 different colours :)

I forget how to do a lot of stuff now, I managed to make a moth from a 5 dollar bill though
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# sk1llz0rs!
I'm back on the ciggies at the moment. I always go through mad origami phases when I'm trying to quit and need to occupy my hands down the pub.

[insert fwapping gag of your choice here]
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[challenge entry] I can never find hats that fit :(
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Maybe you'll have more luck once you've melted a bit.
Woo
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# oh boo bloody hoo
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# QUIT BEING GRUMPY, YOU DRUNK TART.
:)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# You tell him, Dennis!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
# You could put that in fortune cookies
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# Haha
Open the "stick with your wife" barrel
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I'm not drunk
I've had maybe 3 pints, it's just made me miserable.

So:

THEY TRIED TO STOP ME BEING GRUMPY
I SAID
NO NO NO
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# you should sneak into the ladies toilets in pubs
and scrawl that on the mirrors
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# in spunk
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# menses would be funnier
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# o/ I can help!
Draw your cube smaller.

*WINS
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# ^ genius, right there.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
# where?

I have not been around for a few hours, had to do some work (pub lunch). Did I miss anything?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Well, Obama lost the election,
Mugabe declared war on all the world's ants, I just woke up with a hangover*

*not strictly news, that one.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# * That one was news and I thank you for sharing that
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Melt the little shit
Then we'll see what hats a puddle can wear
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# poor blockhead
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# have you noticed 4 posts ago, you would of posted 12345 posts?
:D
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# *pedant twitch*
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# I like my spaghetti-westerns

Click for big.
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# hahahahahah!
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# hahaha
most entertaining
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# Haha, cracking
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Party!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# is that Mediocre?

edit/ shit, Mediocre killed Dando!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# hahaha!
I heard he was very proficient... allegedly
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Hahaha....
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# To be fair
there wasn't a whole lot of evidence beyond "He was a local loonie".
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# it could happen to you!

(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Also, he used to quite like celebrities,
and has at least once held a gun.
It's unbelievable he was convicted in the first place
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:36, archived)
# i was shocked
about the 'clippings evidence'

He collected newspapers some of which had jill dando in. ergo he was stalking her.

scary that this counts as evidence.

I must be stalking gordon brown, amy winehouse and dear deirdre by that logic
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# *calls Snitch Hotline*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
# /hides old newspapers
..and maddie
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# I said that the day they arrested him
he was loner with a history of mental illness with no friends or family.

it must have been him and not Dando's dogy boyfriend
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I heard he had used the internetz once
so he's obviously in on Maddie's disappearance too
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] my hat trick...
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# Pimp my ri............
"oh I see you have done it already".....
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# i KNEW it was real!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# That is just an horrific news story :(
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# tj:
*hugs from across the atlantic*


(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Hey!!!
*HUGS* :D

How are things over there? Long time no see
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I've been ultra-busy.
but it's going good.

All well with your fine self?

*nestles into shoulder*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
# *curls arm round neck*
Aye, things good. Moving apartment in 2 weeks and have lots and lots of painting and packing to do :( mew
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
# It am RIS tiem?
It are!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Yep


Actually I'm seeing a highlander theme in the above post...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Highlander, of course.
I couldn't make the link.

Hehe
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Yeppers
Highlander 'tis.

I think ur watch is broken though ;)
(woo)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I want that watch
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I think decapitation is hilarious
I've thought about doing it to heaps of people for a laugh
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# top hat!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# No - It's a Guillotine ?

* Sings "Wherever I lay my head, that's my home..."
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# That is a weird affair
"He calmly walks up to the front [of the bus] with the head in his hand and the knife and just calmly stares at us and drops the head right in front of us," Mr Caton said.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I'm prepared to bet it was because his music was on too loud.
Certainly annoys me. Probably a bit of an overreaction though.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
#
"A head which at this time, has no name."
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# bob :)
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# ahahahaha
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#
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# I have to admit, that was one of the freakiest stories ont ehnews recently.... I seem to have come to expect school shootings and acts of terrorism, but that was like something out of a movie in its surreal grotesqueness
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
#
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# I read that story this morning
truely terrible, couldn't bring myself to doodle anything for it.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
# It has us all shocked here in Canada too
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 15:07, archived)
# If you're going to Hull
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# No No No No No
lmao, that is awesome"
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
#


Btw, does anyone have an unedited gif of rob doing that silly shrug of his?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# woo!
*seconds request*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Surely this is a tesco value sexual partner
z.about.com/d/martialarts/1/0/J/fist4.jpg
perfectly cool for work peoples.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
# *shrugs*


I might even have the original video clip lying around somewhere...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# oh please
do post that :)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Recommend a decent file sharer?
Clip is 852KB.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# [email protected]
:)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
#
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# Ooh, if you could send that too...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] seems fitting

caution: pearoast
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Pax relax
with allllll the cats
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Cat Pax!
*clicks*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# hahahahahahah! :D "The Pax Came Back"
hamtoucher
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
#
I'd touch your ham anyday
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# My juicy ham brings all the boys to the yard
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# and they're like
it's smoother than yours
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Odd friday quickie..
No hidden messages/jokes. Just stupidity
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)
# You can always get those in hardware stores.
His store is fucking shit.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)
# hmm hard hats i suppose..
but HIS store does appear to be just a black square.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I went to my local hardware store and asked for a chocolate icongraph of christ.
They were right out, there was a rush on.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# axehat!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# ahaha
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# the hit new sitcom (however i think iggy pop is actually replacing marc bolan due to the whole death thing)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Oh good, a chance to use my RIS watch...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I RIS I had one of them
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)
# be funnier than sienfeld
ed: where are you from repo?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
# It would
and that is considering that Seinfeld was actually the best.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)
# ok
whatsit about?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# David Bowie
has a career in stand-up comedy. He has this kind of quirky character who he once dated who still hangs out (marc bolan) and a really tight angry friend (lou Reed) who also always hangs out in his NYC apartment. And his neighbour Mick Jagger is completely insane and always borrowing his stuff and telling him about his crazy schemes. and stuff happens. There is an episode where Freddy Mercury doesnt allow the bowie gang to enjoy his soup. "no soup for you! until the fatty lady sings at least."
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
# ahh
cleared it up nicely.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# sams entertaining enough


obviously using a CGI Ledger
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# and Kidman
Just to make sure.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)
# yes
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)
# look at the cute lion
RIDN A HORS!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Helmet! nsfw!! :)
I am glum. I felt you should know.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Ah what's up o pitta'd one?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# friday night drinking beer and looking at b3ta
hence glumness
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# That sounds smashing.
I'd rather be doing that than what I do have planned.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
# which is?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Spending the evening answering a host of stupid questions.
Wishing I was on b3ta drinking booze.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Police have finally caught up with you, eh?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# damn, that is full of WIN!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# excellent!!
also, i'm a lot closer to 30000 then i thought!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
# pics or gtfo :)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Woo
And spang! :D

(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
you loon. Ace!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
I knew that was yours before I saw the sig.
Cool.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Sorry...
I am rather transparent. Have a lovely weekend all my smashing friends @ b3ta. You are all full of loveliness!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# shit! rumbled!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# That's some excellent rope tieage
They've obviously been stalking some Scouts out in them woods.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Bearwood Mosley?
edit/ that didn't make sense, I got confused.

Nevermind, have a straightforward WOO!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I made a one of these
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Ball gag!
:D

(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)
# noice
(, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)

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