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# Pool Drops

(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 6:10, archived)
# does it tile?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 6:11, archived)
# I doubt it.


(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 6:12, archived)
# science!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 6:13, archived)
# It gets even better! Look!






edit: ah crap, b3ta filter out center tags!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 7:13, archived)
# this also:




(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 7:42, archived)
# 117 !
stealth . . .
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 6:28, archived)
# Nice!
I stumbled across this today online, I know it's frowned upon to post other's work, but if it makes anyone feel any better I had to crop and optimise it to fuck to get it to fit onto the board:


b3tards won't even entertain uploading the original 1 meg plus GIF, but it looks absolutely amazing!

*Edit* I managed to get it down a little bit with some serious lossy: original-ish , tho it's still hee-yooge!

*edit edit* If anyone knows who did this I'd be more than happy to credit them for it, but I'm afraid I just stumbled across it in some random dudes indexed pics collection (mainly breasts) and there was no context at all!

*edit iii* We thinks it might be Alex Grey, see link below, looks damn likely!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 6:29, archived)
# Makes me feel the feel that I'm feeling . . .
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 6:31, archived)
# It reminds me a little of what you used to see in those old 3D pictures popular in the '90s
magic window pictures or somesuch were they called?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 6:37, archived)
# magic eye
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 6:40, archived)
# Thems the ones, aye,
they were kinda cool, cept for all those poor bastards who could never see them n wondered what all the fuss was about, LOL!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 6:42, archived)
# I hear ya . . .
my eyes feel so relaxed and better after getting lost in'em . . .
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 6:47, archived)
# Look, Willem, a sailboat!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 8:59, archived)
# I wrote my own program to do magic eye pictures
I figures out in my head the algorthym used to generate the 3d pattern image
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 7:27, archived)
# This may help.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 6:46, archived)
# Aaaaaahhhh!
Yeh, looks very much like his stuff don't it!? Cheers!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 6:49, archived)
# I've got one of his books
incredible artist..
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 7:40, archived)
# I think
you should be linking us to the breasts.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 7:04, archived)
# My comp crashed midway thru lookin at his shit, so I no longer have the link I'm afraid,
I'm sure I could search thru my history, but meh, it's not like breasts are hard to find on the interwebs...

*edit* Altho he did furnish me with the basics for constructing a very sexy woo!:

(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 7:09, archived)
# What a lovely woo!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 7:12, archived)
# Oh wait here ya go,
Looked in my history: www.p42.org/heartsbane/pics/

Knock yersen out...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 7:18, archived)
#
heh, I thought I'd seen this one before :)

www.b3ta.com/board/8620092
www.p42.org/heartsbane/pics/1173277999-reservoircats.jpg

You put more effort in though :)

(still haven't found the boobs!)
(mad, did this guy just download 4chan or what?)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 7:40, archived)
# Yeh, I said as much in the thread,
somone elses pic n idea, I just did it better...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# That is fucking tremendous
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Ning....
I quite like that, now if only I had some mood enhancers to go with it!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 6:12, archived)
# I'm listening to Gotcha . . . works fine !
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 6:27, archived)
# Thought you might like it......
Edit...Bugger me it got on Links Popular page..

b3ta.com/links/212005
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 6:31, archived)
# It's a nice complete mover !
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 6:32, archived)
# Duuuuude...
I need to...borrow...like 20 bucks...to go buy some screens....off some urethral sounding prostitutes.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 7:20, archived)
# Woooo


(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 7:41, archived)
# cor
I think we had all of these on the kitchen floor in the 70s
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 7:47, archived)
# Hyperreal feeling flowing
Don't give in - you gotta keep going
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 8:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Star Trek : The Yob Generation
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 6:07, archived)
# no...
edit the previous one

change to "challenge entry: hats"

or there'll be a nazigasm :)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 6:10, archived)
# FYI posting twice in a row is considered very bad form!
Welcome to b3ta and please read the FAQ
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 6:10, archived)
# There ya go . . . HAT size !
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 6:30, archived)
# pffft
suits Worf in particular
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 6:50, archived)
# I think it's been constapated for the last decade
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 5:02, archived)
# christ, he looks like he's straining out the world's largest shit
:D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 5:10, archived)
# shit, he looks like he's straining out the world's largest christ
:D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 5:16, archived)
# Jesus, he's jesusing his jesus
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 5:20, archived)
# For craps sake
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 5:27, archived)
# and other games involving dice
:D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 5:27, archived)
# Move six squares to the community chest . . .
; 3
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 5:33, archived)
# tits for everyone!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 5:36, archived)
# Keep me abreast of the situation . . .
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 5:44, archived)
# indeed, there's plenty of knockers about
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 6:11, archived)
# I'm a sucker for booby traps too . . .
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 6:33, archived)
# OH MY
I think I might sneak around the local gym for some more source pics.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 5:23, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK IS A SOMOFLANGE?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 5:57, archived)
# this should have the face of chris rock
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 7:35, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Fuckan saved.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:14, archived)
# This is frackin ace!
Woo, I say, woo!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:15, archived)
# TICKLE THE WHALE
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:17, archived)
# I fucking ADORE these
Give this man a job writing snes games!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:18, archived)
# I bought the cactus, i'm screwed :(
woo
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:20, archived)
# You got the bad ending
Alone and with a cactus
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:22, archived)
# I never noticed how full your website is . . .
I can't come up with a proper superlative . . .
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:43, archived)
# Is a website being full good or bad
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:48, archived)
# Good
I can think of anything else worth putting on mine. Yours is win.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:51, archived)
# Very good and different . . . the setup is trippy . . .
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:55, archived)
# I'm game !
*rattles dice*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:24, archived)
# You have outdone yourself today.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:37, archived)
# Feck!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:49, archived)
# Almost
hi-cockalorum
but even these magnificent mammaries cant compete with micro's pixel power.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 4:13, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 4:07, archived)
# *rubs knees*
she would most certainly recieve some
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 7:14, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:31, archived)
# >TAKE MAZE
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 4:40, archived)
# This needs to be made into an actual game
It would win the internet.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 5:05, archived)
# yay, it's like morrowind
only slightly smaller

:D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 5:13, archived)
# That is absolutely brilliant
And I demand you be sent back in time to work on early 1990's point and click games :D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 6:55, archived)
# fantastic.
great job, microwave.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 8:39, archived)
# this is something very special!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:14, archived)
# ... aaaaand .... *click*


I still like these because I get further than I ever did in Zelda.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)
# These are ace.
I just played it all the way through.
I have five gold left over! I might give the fish another worm, he deserves it and I won't need the gold in my sanctuary.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
# This was fun reading!
And excellent pixel artwork too. Please someone make this into a real game!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:47, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:07, archived)
# It looks like you're raping a duck.
.....
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:09, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:09, archived)
# Clippy will give him a hand.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:11, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 4:13, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I Drewed My Own Pr0n

Click for bigger (49KB)

Im seriously enjoying making these.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Penzil or tablit? D:
Nice work, and g'neet
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Tablet
and goodnight.

I recommend nightol.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:50, archived)
# night, lol
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)
# The legs look a bit shakey.
But it's cool.

EDIT: DOODLE:
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Yeah
the source image is low res and i erased and redrew them, shes crossing her left leg over the right which proved rather difficult to get right.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)
# just needs some shadow on the knee perhaps
good stuff
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)
# her moustache looks a bit bristly
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:09, archived)
# It's a caterpillar, dude.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:10, archived)
# that's what they all say
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Why the fuck
do you keep telling me you use paint and then come along and drop this on me? that is woo!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:11, archived)
# OKAY FINE:

Right click - view for big.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:12, archived)
# You never drewed that in
paint you big liar. Unless paint supports shape dynamics.

Paint dont support shape dynamics does it
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:16, archived)
# What. No, I use a tablet and the ability to draw a curved line.
And fyi, that actually was drawn in paint. Pinky promise.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:17, archived)
# Do you just have the reference photo next to it in another window?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:20, archived)
# Yeah, that's the bonus of having two monitors aswell. I open up the picture and project a grid onto it.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 4:24, archived)
# it's just square brush with the sides gone over in white
and very good it is too
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:21, archived)
# Needs more Genghis
Otherwise, woo!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Nice push . . . up . . . postion . . .
The doodle itself is an exceptionally excellent doodle !
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:13, archived)
# *throbs*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)
# Who is this
terry gilliam looking motherfucker anyway?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)
# He is no Terry Gilliam looking mofo!
HE IS BIKERFOX!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Please
explain.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)
# HE IS A FASHION TREND SETTER!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:02, archived)
# And sexy to boot....
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:06, archived)
# He looks like the sort
of person I'd pick on if I'd had a bad day.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:09, archived)
# Yeas!!
This is what I was aiming for!
Woo :]
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:09, archived)
# More of my next conquest.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Cor!
*saves for later...*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:14, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:41, archived)
# UNGF UNGF UNGF.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:42, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 7:40, archived)
# Cor!
Nice anim :]
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Fucks sake, now I wish I had a working PC to shop these :(
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Woo!
I can't wait (weight?) to see a bit of snatch.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)
# H e a v y dude !
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:50, archived)
# It makes me sad that I can't see this picture.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)
# why not?
is it anything on b3ta hosting?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# hahaha!
ace
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 7:40, archived)
# I drewed my own pr0n

Not as erotic as I hoped
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:36, archived)
# MORE LIKE GENGHIS PRAWN AMIRITE?
:)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:37, archived)
# lil' somethin for my 'fan'


Morning Gay Shift
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)
# GEEEENGHIIIIIIIIIS.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:09, archived)
# NOW DRESS IT LIKE A CHEERLEADER!
Woo!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:38, archived)
# I posted this yesterday
but its that good its worth it again:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qISVGbrC8w0

Fucking Classic.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:42, archived)
# phwoar!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Looks fully cooked . . .
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:58, archived)
# The right tool for the right job !
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeeee!
Thats reet good!!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Based on a photo by a kid from devART.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:29, archived)
# CHEER UP EMO KI-
Oh wait.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:30, archived)
# LOL
Oh wait.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)
# UUR MEEN.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:33, archived)
# SO R U
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:35, archived)
# I AM FUCKING NOT.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:37, archived)
# you can be.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:37, archived)
# You're grounded, mister.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:38, archived)
# I. AM. A. GIRL!!!!
DX
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:39, archived)
# WUUUH?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Yeah!
A girl!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# I'll ask Mark.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Fine.
Do that then.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:50, archived)
# MARK. MARK HALP.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Outlook uncertain.
You may be a boy.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:06, archived)
# Nice
:)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)
# :]
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
# I was about to comment on his facial hair
and then I saw his chest.

DAMN CUBECHEST KIDS THESE DAYS
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Hahahahahah
DAMN THEM! DAMN THEM ALL!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Nice :D
He's looking a bit off colour though.










HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Wow dickfruit.
What the fuck are you smoking?


xD
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Unhappydrug
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:35, archived)
# What's unhappydrug?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:36, archived)
# It's when the world takes a little poo on you over the space of about 24 hours :)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Some people pay for that.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:40, archived)
# I do. I pay for that.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:40, archived)
# $1.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:40, archived)
# I'd poo on that for a dollar
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)
# 'Bout the HD?
I saw that down there *points*.

I totally sympathize, man. It sucks. *offers hug*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:40, archived)
# THERE'S A BIT MORE, BUT IT'S BORING AND I'M TIRED :)
Maybe another day
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)
# OKAY.
Maybes you should sleep possibly? Sleep is for the weak!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)
# DENTIST.
MORNING.
TOMORROW.
TEETH PHOBIA.
NOT FUN.
NEED SLEEP.
GOODNIGHT.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Haha teeth phobia.
"FUCK! THERE'S FUCKING TEETH IN MY MOUTH. FUCKKKKK!!!!!!"
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:50, archived)
# LOSING/TOUCHING/SCRAPING ETC. FUCK OFF.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)
# OH.
I HATE DENTISTS.
GOOD NIGHT.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Does he know what he looks like yet ?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:35, archived)
# I hope so.
:]
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Lovely KK!
I'm enjoying your new stylings :D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Thank you.
:D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:36, archived)
# You are welcome!
However, Im gonna git you sucka!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNBt4srCn84
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:41, archived)
# It's not loading.
xD
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Noooooooooooo!
It is one of the best films ever!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)
# I want to slap him
upside the head and shout agressively into his face "WHATS WRONG WITH YOU, STOP FUCKING SULKING YOU MISERABLE LITTLE COCK!"
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:41, archived)
# That's a bit...agressive.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Well, he needs it
bring back national service, thats what I say! Soon sort em out!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:49, archived)
# National service can fuck right off.
Apart from the fact that training young 'bad stuff' people how to use guns and knives seems monumentally fucking worse than just having useless young muggers, it would have to include women too to even vaguely hint at not being pathetically archaicly sexist.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)
# They teach discipline
which is something sorely missed in these young little bastards today. Besides they already have guns, might as well train em how to do it right and point them at the right people to shoot.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)
# The reason there is no discipline is due to the collapse of the previous supporting structures of religion and blind patriotism and nationalism.
If there hadn't have been such massive dependence on these structures socially, politically and most importantly in basic reasons to live, then there wouldn't have been such a massive split of disillusioned and disenfranchised youngsters. We may as well just paint over the problem with some more bollocks rather than try to think about the actual causes and delicacies of reason, it seems like such a typically human thing to do anyway.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)
# A cogent argument.
Well put. However Religeon and blind patriotism might have kept people like these in their place I dont think that going back to these things is the answer. Edumacation is the key and if you try telling most of these little emo/scally bastards that they'll laugh at you, stab you, steal your wallet then go drink some white lightning. Therefore I would suggest forcing these things on the malcontents for the benefit of the next generation would be the best answer. National service.
Ive become a facist without even realising it. Cool!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:05, archived)
# You have serious issues with emos.
The more criminal and less educated of youngsters yes, but I can't see what reason there is for such personal self afflicting irrational hate for emos. It's only some shit music and a less impressive than punk style of dress.

No-one agrees with each other, that's the nature of the world. It's generally only when they have something ridiculously horrific happen to them that they start to look around, with religion or certain breeds of criminal apathy getting to that region of epiphany is near impossible anyway, and then would come how to do such on a global scale anyway. Alan Moore had an idea in Watchmen, he essentially had a character fabricate an incident so horrific and so compelling that everyone had to stop hating. They way people experience other people, other things, choices, liberties, there would be no way to convince people to be nice, because people are selfish cunts. "I don't want to be giving money to him, I don't even like their type, that's my fucking money"

So it's probably fairly accurate that the only way to teach anyone anything is to scare the fuck out of them. But then, what difference does it make when you are just using a new arbiter of good?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:14, archived)
# Ive read watchmen on the recommendation of b3tans (8/10)
And your right about the need for some sort of catalyst to kick people up the arse and straighten them out. People said that world war 2 was the war to end all wars. Pfft, how stupid does that seem now? Well anyway I dont have anything against emo's per-se, they are just an easy target. My real vitriol and source of beleif that national service would be a good thing is Scallys. Burberry cap? Off you go to boot camp son. To say that emo's and goths are just useless is over-generalising however the slothful and miserable nature of these people goes against my grain. I've a friend who is an emo (in all ways except style) He tried to kill himself once and everyone was like "aww poor mr-x". As soon as I got a moment alone with him I gave him hell. I've no time for self pitying types, I find it beneath contempt, especially in western countries where even the homeless and destitute have it better than 90% of the world.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:37, archived)
# The War to End all Wars was WWI, hence why the title is generally referred to ironically.
Depression isn't exactly useful but it's reasonable considering the facts, if you honestly care about the world and other people then just the sheer nature of humanity is enough to be monumentally downsome. The main reason the western world is so depressed and sick of itself when the rest of the world is starving, dying, under genocidal attacks is because we have the knowledge, we know about it without having felt it. To the temperament of someone undergoing war or starvation it's much more simple: it's here, try to survive. They care about keeping themselves alive, their thoughts and morality, ideals and ambitions are all based on whatever situation they are in. That happens all over the world, people have to think about themselves.

The ones who never have it hard and never really have to think about themselves, they are the ones which end up seeing and worrying about everyone's troubles. Not true of everyone in that position of course, some are just greedy bastards who naturally think about themselves, but for a lot of other people it is just paralysing to have to worry about all the fates of all people equally, and given that they are all interdependant the act of trying to help one group will ultimately destroy another.

That's why people are depressed, although I put it more down to the fact that the way life is marketed these days is fucking boring. If the world had random duels and crimefighting vigilantism I'm sure fewer people would be clinically depressed.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:56, archived)
# To Be Continued.
Im going bed now to think up a plan for a new world order.
To completely fuck up an analogy:
The eggs are already broken, lets make a fucking omlette.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 4:02, archived)
# *cough*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Need to see a doctor
about that bronchitis sonny.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:50, archived)
# he looks shady!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 3:01, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Oh fucks sake, I've got a dentist appointment in the morning
And I'll just be laughing the entire time now
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:21, archived)
# And your dentist will ask you what you're laughing about
And you'll say, oh it's nothing
But the dentist will sort of grip the drill and look at you very seriously and say, no, really, I really want to know what you're laughing about.
And then you'll start trying to explain about b3ta and freebase and IT WON'T BE FUNNY SO THE DENTIST WON'T BELIEVE YOU
And the dentist will just kind of interrupt you and say, all right, never mind, if you don't want to tell me what you're really laughing about then fine, let's get on with your Oral Surgery. NOW SIT BACK AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:26, archived)
# They'll probably just say I BET YOU'RE LAUGHING ABOUT THAT FREEBASE DENTISTRY PICTURE FROM B3TA LAST NIGHT
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Hahaha, followed by a technical correction --
"Of course you realize that's not the correct way to hold a Simpsons High Pressure Water Descaler, right?"
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Haha
"You know, it's actually highly unsafe to perform that kind of dentistry on a rowing machine"
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:36, archived)
# explaining b3ta and shopping images is always a bad idea
you nearly always get that "is he on drugs?" look from the other person
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:30, archived)
# I find if it ever comes up in conversation then screaming and dribbling tends to explain it pretty well.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:34, archived)
# I HATE
how dentists ask you questions like 'So how are you?' or 'Are you having anice summer?' AND YOU CAN'T ANSWER BECAUSE THEIR HANDS ARE IN YOUR MOUTH. I just go 'uhn uhnuhn uuuhn uhn' and make funny noises. Not like they can tell the difference. They always go 'Oh that's nice' and smile patronisingly.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:34, archived)
# I just don't like it when they spit in your open mouth.
OH WAIT... The dentist? Nevermind.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:36, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
# aaahahahaha!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Why is this so funny?!
XD
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Going for the gold . . .
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:33, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# SNAP !
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Hahahaha fuck, I was just about to go to bed.
Now I'll never be able to sleep
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Hahah
hit Escape a few times.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Haha, he looks so cute.
I needed something like this to brighten me up, I've had a shitty day and you get a high five.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)
# *fives*
MAYBE YOU SHOULD MAKE A PUFFERFISH PICTURE
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:22, archived)
# I would, but that's the problem.
My fucking macbook hard drive died. about 1 week out of warranty, and only a few weeks before I had the money to buy a portable drive and do a big backup. I'm not happy, and can't draw anything now.

But I had already done one, so it's all good.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Oh man. That's fucking appalling.
I think I'll do a backup/cleanse tomorrow
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Do you know what is physically wrong with the drive?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:27, archived)
# I believe the technical term is it's "fucked in the eye"
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Well my harddrive was completely fucked and made a horrible whirring grindey sound if you tried to fire it up.
I basically took it out and smacked it repeatedly with my palm a few times, this somehow knocked whatever loose part was causing it not to spin properly and it lasted another three months before melting down again.

Also you can probably recover the data depending on what the issue is.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)
# I think it's properly dead.
Although I'd rather take another whack at it than let my Dad and his half arsed manner be the final say.

He doesn't have any HFS+ recovery stuff as far as I'm aware, and I'm not willing to pay for a program that might not even work, so I'm happy to leave it as a lost cause if I can't sort it soon. I've got a new drive on the way that's double the size, but it's just fucking inconvenient.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Places can just recover the data by physically taking the palattes out and reading them.
I have no idea how much it costs though.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:37, archived)
# Apparently it costs thousands to get it done professionally.
My brother does a lot of recovery stuff, but with NTFS rather than HFS+, so I might need to wet his beak a bit.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Alternatively you can purchase the exact same harddrive off ebay, presuming its an older one.
Take the palattes out of old harddrive with data on, swap with new blank harddrive.

Of course this is sort of dependent on how easy harddrives are to take apart, and they aren't. Stupid magnets.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwww
About the HD, I sympathize. You may be able to recover it yourself though, there are loads more utilities available for mac/unix users than windoze users.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Tried, failed.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Well then
if you can't find an ubergeek to deal with it you may have to bite the bullet and pay to have it recovered like I did. AT LEAST THEN YOU CAN SAY YOUR PICTURES HAVE A MONETARY VALUE.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:40, archived)
# I've got an ubergeek family, and none of them can sort it.
I'm not pleased, as it's 160gb and a years worth of data.

However, upon reflection it's basically just music and PSDs of cats.

I've got all of my pictures hosted on my site, so I could go on a mass downloading spree to get the backup
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:43, archived)
# I find the best way to ruin the shitness of a shit day is to find either some new comedy or something you haven't seen in ages.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6UhXivPyw4&feature=related

Or to strike someone down with imaginable vengeance such which shake the very core of their being and leaves them weeping to the bones.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Haha oh god.
I'm just gonna whack both series of Big Train on random and hit the hay. I've gotta be up in a few hours to have my teeth scraped and all that.

HELLOOOO PHOBIA.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:27, archived)
# You should download this film instead....
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Haha shit
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:38, archived)
# the smallest mouth frame is the best
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:24, archived)
# This frame was the scariest
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Auuughhhh
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)
# YOR NIEC FREND
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)
# HELLS
Bikerfox just wants to play.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Bikerfox?
There was I thinking it was Brett the Hitman Hart!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:25, archived)
# OH LORDY.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Neighbors said that he was the shy quiet type . . .
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Cool, I can use this again:


And on other news, I seem to be having another one of my rounds with insomnia, so all my plans for tomorrow may be fooked.

Dammit. :(
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Good for you anyway . . .
goes to show ya never can tell . . .
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:49, archived)
# YAY!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeow.......ow!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)
# SMRUNCH
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Yow
nicely done.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
# i hate it when that happens
instead of a fade you should have a streetsweeper going past :)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
# PASS.
quality control approved.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:25, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:26, archived)
# This is fucking special.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Damn . . . double splatter !
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)
# This is
marvellous. I woke up and there it was
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Owie
*reminisces first GTA*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:38, archived)
# I approve if this
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Blimey thats a bit good
when did the gay shift get so good? I feel like I've been missing out..
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 6:57, archived)
# overkillt
Mom always told me to watch myself in the streets.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] These kids and their new fangled fashions.....
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:57, archived)
# i don't get it
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Bloop, here:
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:06, archived)
# should be addressed to haku :)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Quite right
I'll be sure to big him up!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I saw the hat and thought
that it looked rather like a farm gate....

That is all.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Ah I see
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)
# PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC, WHITE BOY
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# NOBODY SAW BIKERFOX LAST NIGHT, DID THEY?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Ah now.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# He's so endearing.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:53, archived)
# haha no
i saw some of the aftermath though
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:53, archived)
# There was an aftermath?
Excellent. I had people around so I wasn't checking.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:55, archived)
# I'm trying to think what to do with him
but I think he's one of those people who already look like they've been shopped.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:57, archived)
# This one still remains my favourite
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:59, archived)
# might just be WIL
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:03, archived)
# hahaha!
FUCK YES
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Haha, christ. I wish I had.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)
[challenge entry] cor
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Also, I like the eyese in this picture.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# mmmm
lummy
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# OH GOD
YES! AMAZING!
Just like the last one,
and the one before that
and the one before....


In retrospect that was harsh coz they look cool but you do loads of em!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:59, archived)
# O hai, pritty laydee
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)
# can you see it too?
this is a pic form a nuclear explosion clip that i used to make a megadeth vid,theres a scary face in the lower part of the cloud,freaky
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Nope.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Yep
and this explains it
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:55, archived)
# like
one of those African carvings
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:39, archived)
# ahh yes
or an easter island staute face
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:40, archived)
# i was thinking the face on mars
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Looks like a hand holding a big stick of candyfloss
See what you want to see, I guess...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:44, archived)
# I was thinking the hand holding a big stick of candyfloss
on mars
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:48, archived)
# every hour I don't visit b3ta
is justified when I come back and see shit like this. I think I have been weaned.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:44, archived)
# /board is a bit shit lately.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:45, archived)
# I know.
a drunk old fart can't even hook a goon for a bit of fun these days. It's not like it was in my day blah blah fields kill all humans.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:51, archived)
# :D
10 days till my 5th b3taday and the last few weeks have made me regret the wasted time :(
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Ohhh, I'm 1 in 3 days.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:56, archived)
# I can see it
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:45, archived)
# WHEN YOU SEE IT, YOU WILL SHIT.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:48, archived)
# TOTALLY NOT ME.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Imhotep explodes!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Blah...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Needs animating,
Make her keel over under the shear weight of her broadsword.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:16, archived)
# What am I, your animation bitch?
;)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Yeah
now get to it bitch!

ANIMATE MY GRAN WOMAN!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:19, archived)
# It's a good idea, but I really can't be bothered reconstructing the background at 130 am,
so no, fuck you, cuntsocks, I spit on your gran woman! *ptooey*

Maybe tomoz?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:28, archived)
# You wont be around
that long.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)
# I know,
I'm out with a Mother-inlaw.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Are you two gonna kiss?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Possibly!
but no tongues!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Awww.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
# how much was shopped?
i can't tell anymore
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:19, archived)
# The blood, the puntastic logo (obviously),
but she was already carrying the sword on teh original.

Not that someone else can't have added that already.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:23, archived)
# i had a feeling that sword looked too good to be shopped
no offence :p
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I dunno, I reckon could do it, shadow n all,
and it seems way too heavy for her...

But like, who knows anymore!?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:30, archived)
# I don't know.
what are my bitch choices? I might prefer you to be my footstool bitch. Print a fucking menu goddammit.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I'll see if I can get you a price list
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)
# hello cunt
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:27, archived)
# That's
uncalled for and offensive. I'm in two minds as to whether I should ignore you or just ignore you.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)
# he's only living up to his name
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
#
why am i looking at your knife crime
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I wouldn't go lookin under her mattress if I was you...
actually, I watched an episode of one of them fly-on-the-wall docus of guys cleaning up after an aulde lass had died in her sleep and not been discovered for days, and they said 'The amount of folks who keep their savings under the mattress and then die on it, don't do it folks, it might hide it from the tax man and keep it safe from burglars, but after you die, your next of kin ain't gonna want your little nest egg!'

Ick...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:22, archived)
#
"There is a smell in here that's gonna outlast religion"
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Commits this to memory
Im an amateur burgler.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
# that must be the reason they use polymer banknotes in australia
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)
# uhhhh...you got me!...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:18, archived)
# *cannot resist pearoast*
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)
# That is feckin sweet n well worth another look!
:D
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Thank you...goodnight!...

...you're getting sleepy...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)
#
woou!
moon!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:16, archived)
# I wish I feckin was...
woo tho! Is ver nice! :)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:16, archived)
# awwwww
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Mummy Look
I done a 'Mr Brown'
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:11, archived)
# reminds me of...no...no...anyways...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:14, archived)
# if only
that guy new how much his workout face is being abused,hahahahaha
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Whats the source pic
ive been wondering about this guy.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:17, archived)
# someone sent me a link earlier
i think hes just some ordinary joe soap,but he was working out on a rowing machine in a gym with lots of other people,maybe a record breaker,not quite sure
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:19, archived)
# if you come across it
or feel like giving me a giggle, then gaz me the address.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:20, archived)
# someone's in looooovvveee...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:23, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:48, archived)
# this made me
happy
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:35, archived)
# i havnt got the address handy
im sure someone else has it.he looks like a british face gurner champion i seen somewhere
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
# here:
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)
# lost the url of the original source image I made this from that everyone seems to be having fun with
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:34, archived)
#
www.pbase.com/image/83358529

nice work by the way :)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:41, archived)
# FUCK!
You rebuilt that excellently!
Impressive.....Most Impressive.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:06, archived)
# thanks
but I've made him look even more like a victim of bad plastic surgery, perhaps that's the "shop appeal" :)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Congratulations b3ta on your new location...
...WOO!...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Yet another reason to rue
the unsuccesful attempts of Sir Guy Fawkes. I should be studying now.

EDIT: B3ta is hosted in HOUSTON?!!! WTF?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:10, archived)
# what a bogus
way to build a beta building
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 1:17, archived)

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