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[challenge entry] Giving 'em what they want can be a good idea sometimes
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Nicely :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# These are excellent!
157 frames!!

Woo!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Yeah, that's a few hours I'm not getting back.
Ah well
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Much! :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Awesome!
I'd managed to completely miss that series. This has afforded me 2.4 minutes of high quality mirth.

Thank you.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)
# No, thank you
It's all worth it if it creates more mirth in the world :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# These are all aceness.


(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
# The mouse would move off of the trap to nab the first cheese
Mousetrap failed
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Mouse glue on the button
:P
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] "Thanks fer standin' still, wanker!"
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I hate spies.

(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# All of you add me on steam
'scunner3rd'
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# ok
edit: you will get pwnd tho
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)
# omfg n00b!!!11123
j00 are teh w4nkz0r, spy am teh winrar
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:03, archived)
# haha
zomg lol.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Just saw a trailer for a game called littlebigplanet.....


it looks fun though
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I'd sell my legs for a copy of this game today.
It's due to come out the day before my birthday. :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I know!
It looks amazing, apparently sackboy is sony's new mascot
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Sony had a mascot?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Before they use to use game characters as mascots...
they had ratchet and spyro in the past
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Really? I've never heard of it, they must be keeping this under wraps until the last minute
maybe they'll do some competitions that can be in teh B3ta newsletters at some point to try and let more people know about it

/sarcasm off
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I don't see the appeal of little big planet
not least because i've not got a ps3 so i've not really looked into it.. someone please explain the appeal
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# It's massively creative and friendly
and unlike almost every other game around at the moment
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# i get that you can create levels and share online
but the core game seems like a rather uninteresting platformer... but i only spent about 5 minutes looking at it, I'm sure it'll be fantastic for those who like that sort of thing...

give me fable 2 and fallout 3 anyday

plus having your userbase create your game.. talk about lazy ;P
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)
# It only comes with about 50 levels?
The lazy bastards.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Yeah only 12+ hrs of offline single player gameplay.
What a swizz!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:23, archived)
# everyone knows
a good, next generation, original, clever platforming game has at least 75 levels

i hope it is good for those who are looking forward to it, just get the feeling its being very overhyped
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Oh yes, That goes without saying.
Hopefully it'll actually deliver.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:28, archived)
# When I saw the creation vid from last years GDC
I sold my 360 and got a ps3.
LBP and MGS4 convinced me that Sony was the way to go.
Plus the inevitable release of another team ico game. :DDDD
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:33, archived)
# It's a 2D(and a bit) platformer,
which is rare enough in itself these days.
It also has PHYSICS, multiplayer and a funky level designer, which aren't rare but are welcome.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Looks cute,
too cute for me.
S.T.A.L.K.R. Clear Sky ftw!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Oh well, there goes the embassy...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Nice light-source matching :D
Woo!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Did you see my penis de milo earlier?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I did, that was very good too :]
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# haha!
\o/
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# burn theirs then, too


and a big WOO to your pic, sir :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Statue of no liberty?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Best mouse trap?....
name a mouse allah?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)
# abunars afternoon oddity.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Hahahahah, "dead"
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Hahaha, lovely.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Ahahaha
:D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Ha ha SUPRISE HEAD INJURY
the best kind
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# enexpected cuncushun!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Exhibiting slurred speech & dialated pupils
hmmmmgggggggggg
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I just thought he was being sithifricin.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# heehee!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# hahahahah!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# HAHA!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahah :D
Caewan and I once did "There's something about Adolf"
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Repost?
you had an opportunity there
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# It's on cae's b3tards.
I'll see if I can guess his password.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Well that was surprisingly easy.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I got his password on the first try.
How rare.
Edit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Most of the filenames on there are "hitler"
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)
# was it "buttplug"?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)
# No.
Nor was it shitflap, racial abuse or ilovehitlerbestofallthedictators
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# *changes password*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Haha!
Julie'perv idiot'moult update..... shes adding my friends now, rofl
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# She's a perv now?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I show you the screen shot later on...
You'll laugh your pants off
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I'm already naked.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# oh dear
Laugh out of your skin then?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Oh, so you're trying to kill me?
You fucking dick.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# pfft christ!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Did Julie ever reply to you?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# It was in the thread of the previous one.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Ah, I see.
:D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# christ almighty, that's scary!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)
# You should 'shop Gary's ears to look a little bigger than in real life...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I should have done that too
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Reminds me of the 'schlobby' pic
anyone still have that?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
what the fuck is that?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# My word.
Is it a spong? Is it a gnops?

wtf is it?!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Are you sure you didn't?
:D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:26, archived)
# ;)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Oh God I'm sorry...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# *dies inside*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)
# A good pun is its own reword
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# "A man who would make a pun"
"would pick a pocket"
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# The squaw on the hide of the hippopotamus
etc.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)
# That is not science...
...needs more cake
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)
# pffft!

(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# i'm glad you posted this :)
it means i don't have to waste a new thread with this


i like yours :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I hesistated to use a new thread for that one..
but I figured the previous one had vanished halfway down the board by the time I'd done it, and there would be plenty of other people needing a hippo thread by now!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)
# thanks for doing it :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# no pun
just hippo

(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# hippo-crit?
hippo-crap?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Helga thinks your hippo is very handsome
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)
# we should get our hippos together
to make enormous, beautiful love

(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I think this is one of the most romantic, sexy, frightening ideas
in the world. I'm both moist and in agreement.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# i remember this :)
was it not a logo or something?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Not that I'm aware of.
It was cr3's idea, he didn't make it because he thought it'd be poorly executed if he did.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:50, archived)
# *spang*
sorry is not good enough i'm afraid.... :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)
# it's a fair cop.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Facebook Phixed


idiot and teh quo
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Haha!
Julie Moult is friends with teh Quo. Disasterous reporting will ensue.

What an idiot ;)

TJ - Tell the nice ladies and gentlemen what happened with you and her on facebook... ;)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I'v screen shotted it on my other comp, lol
She wanted a 'rendezvouz', apparently she likes them young 0_o
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# what?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)
# is there a b3ta group on facebook?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Hippo Biffday,
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Bippo Yiffday?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Yep indeed there is
just type 'julie moult is an idiot'..... also, she herself is on facebook..... perving 19 year olds
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)
# A couple.



(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)
# What the fuck is this?
Seriously.

What is that supposed to be?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Look at facebook
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I have been and looked.
I even logged in.

I am at a loss.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Its something you can only see if you log in...
theres a silhoute that looks like teh quo and the idiot moult
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# On facebook there's a picture of some silhouettes that look like Teh Quo.
Don't be so quick to cunt off ;]
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# 'on Facebook'?
What does this mean?

I know of facebook, but I do not use it. Surely I have just a picture of me?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahah no, as you're no doubt aware, it's a social networking site.
Not an excuse to post pictures of yourself.
For that, head over to myspace.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Or hi5 or bebo for that matter...
... the amount of whores on those sites are laughable
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# The amount of girls you're friends with on those sites are laughable.
Manwhore.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# eh? im only on bebo...
i was on there for 1 week and then got bored of it
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# One week? HA.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# this....
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:01, archived)
# indeed...
I was wondering when someone would notice that.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Oh dear...
where on earth have you been?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# facebook quo is quopular:
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Books are people too.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Little?
Poop.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Fine.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Ha officelol.
Bastard :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# No!
the image size was fine, just the book appeared to me to be about 12 feet wide and 18 feet high. Maybe that's a statement on my mental condition.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Is that your book?
Then I'm not surprised.

*does daffy duck whooping noises*
Only joking matey.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I could probably write a little book of shit.
I'm shit at creative writing, so it wouldn't be too hard.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# or just write in arabic
same thing, woooohohoho woohohoho
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I have the little book of shit.
It's full of celebrity turds.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# :D
i likes
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# They just looked too darn happy,
so I had to do something about it!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Ban this sick fiilth
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# that'll teach the smug bastards!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# haha
excellent expression.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)
# The reaction is priceless.
It is known among the sand dwellers that humans are tastier when the fear has not been in the bloodstream for too long.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)
#
Correction:

fear shit bloodstream pants
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Delightful!
I wish this were true, though :[
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Haha :D
Ace
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Brillio
Woo.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# whoohoo! unexpected turn of a nice beach day...
like "jaws", but this time it´s safe in the water!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# haha! excellent
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# ace!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Sorry...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
i laughed more tha i should have!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's ace? What's teh source pic?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# gottit of youtubeee
typed in credit expert advert
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I think he meant the man. ;]
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# haha!
oh well...just as simple
typed 'head in ass' in google...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Pffffft
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# It's OK I found it.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# :D
petehix sent me this
pics.fort90.com/forum/charizard.gif
Anyone know if it's from around these parts?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I don't recognize it
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)
# HAHAHAH WHAT
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# OMG!
ahahahahaha!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# This gives me
confusing feelings.

Sex it?

Kill it?

Sexykill it?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)
# hahaha!
*clickity*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:30, archived)
# :)
ty
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:42, archived)
# My motivation is selfless.
The internet simply needs more search results containing the word 'Hippochondriac', and I am doing my part for the cause.
I was inspired by b3ta.com/board/8701995
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# This is pure, unfettered loveliness
served on a bed of woo, with a side order of YAYhippo.

*click*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# i'd hate to deal
with that runny nose
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I think that's what those big fluffy drumsticks are for
just jam one up each nostril. Lovely.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
#
NOSE TAMPONS™©

/ninja
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I should work for Shindogu.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)
# 1. steals idea
2. markets
3...
4. profit :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Put up your dukes, Rev.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)
# runs and hides!
:)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
# :D as if I'd hurt a hair on your lovely little bonce.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# you would if you
knew i'd run of with the man-wife and stolen all of your money/nose tampons! :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# HAHA
I haven't got any money so the joke's on you.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# damn it
i'll shelf my plan! :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)
# ill settle for a 50/50
with a free back rub every now and then
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)
# woo
5. back rubs! :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
# And a massage from Rev. Jesse on my guestbook ;]
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
Wonderful stuff.

Knock yourself out
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Odd, I was on that website yesterday.
Did someone from here on /board link to it?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Dunno.
I just googled 'words with hypo'
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Too right it does.
and what about Gypopotamous?

(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Sorry...


Click for bigger (245KB)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)
# afternoon all
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Oooooooooh now that's some loveliness, right there.
I especially like the plane- lovely perspective.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# woot
that's my favourite of yours yet
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# lancaster ftw!
woo yeah!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)
# wow!
this is one ofyour finest to date (in my oppinion)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Brillo as ever.



(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Lovely stuff :]
*cleek*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)
# TITS or GTFO n00b!



I like this really
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)
# are you going to do one of these with crocostop and asprinuck? :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Maybe I will :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# oh, lovely.
I especially like the plane, with what I hope is "NOM" on the side.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
# This.
x24.7
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# MMMmmmmm - Avro Lancaster! ^-^
I love this - gonna print a few copies and give em to teh kiddies for colouring-in practice! Yays and *clickeroonies*. :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Woo!
I have some ace Lancaster bomber pics somewhere, I must dig them up.

:D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
# In emergencies, I build my own
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# This is wonderful :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)
# yaaaay!
*loves Lancaster bombers*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I wonder
what do this drawings say about me.
Other than I love guys without a face.

(If they're too big I'll link one, and be very sorry)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# *starts singing Billy Idol*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Why Billy Idol?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)
# "Eyes without a face"
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)
# you like spawn?
very woosome sketchings.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)
# The comic character?
Not specially. By now the only comic superhero I like for his looks is Iron man.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# and possibly giger
who is meant to be pronounced ghee-ger. but i can never bring myself to say it any other way than guy-ger.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# not enough metal fannies for it to be giger
(i have the same pronunciation problem)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Giger is intriguing
but I haven't seen enough of his works. And I totally disapprove how "kewl" it's becoming lately.
I'll investigate more on this disturbing attraction towards aliens and monsters thingy.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)
# 'lately'?
pfft. he's been around since the 70's. he's kinda passe now.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# No, but I mean how
all the cool kids today think he's liek totally awesome. Like Luis Royo, you know? With all the merchandising you can think of being printed.
I don't think that will happen with giger, though. I just fear it a little.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# That one on the left, crawling towards you
is absolutely excellent- it's a position I have real trouble with.

Have you done any life drawing at all? I'd love to see some of it if you have.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)
# The one on the right, you mean?
I think that one's awesome too
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)
# HAHAHA yes
fucking hell, I'm having a bad day and it's starting to show.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)
# check your shoes.
swapping them might improve your day.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# They're definitely on the right feet
the zips bash each other when I walk, as they should.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# try putting one on the left feet then
BOOM BOOM
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I'm going to hurt you.
SUPPORT me God damn it.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)
# 2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate?
Captain Woooooow!
YAAAAAY

*kicks own arse while jogging round in a circle and pom-pomming*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# That's BETTER. Thank you.
Whose house? My house. Say what?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# erm
is that another cheer? I don't know many.

Another in my repertoire is

GOOOOOOOOO Captain Wow
YAAAAY
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)
# :D you're like the best cheerleader ever
you're better than a small blonde girl- you're a big hairy chap.

I've got a VERY clear image of you in the little skirt now. How pleasing.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)
# haha "big" is such a relative term.
I'm only "big" in comparison with small people.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Of which I am one.
Well, upwards, anyway.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
# You ever drunk baileys from a shoe?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I've drunk wine from a boot.
Does that count?

It wasn't even my boot.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Yes I have
I have an enormous 100x70cm folder with life drawings, but I have no camera right now and can't scan them.
They are mostly constructive, though. Nothing polished that could be framed and hung on a wall.

And the crawling one... I always feel frustrated when I want to draw a person from a weird perspective, because I build people, and it's complicated. But in these sketches I just try to make curvy shapes. Sometimes it creates quite realistic effects that would look weird if I had tried to build them other way.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Well I really think you did well on that one.
And if you're ever stuck for something to post, I'd love to see your life drawings. Truly I would.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# ooooh, that is brilliant stuff!
and in other news, I just poured half a glass of water into my laptop. It seems to still be working, but it may well burn out in a second - I'm scared :S
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I once saw an ant crawl into my laptop keyboard.
He never came out again :(
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)
# he's in there now, looking at you from the other side of the screen.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)
# quick pour on kia-ora. this will soak up the water!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)
# The one you're using?
Oh dear. I can't help, I'm technically retarded.

By that I mean retarded when it comes to technology, but the other may as well stand as well. I could use an overly-enthusiastic black man to high-five me at any given opportunity.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)
# dell latitude d630 :P
it's making the occasional clicking noise, and every so often the cursor shoots off teh screen....... This isn't too good....
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Ach, nein.
I wish I could help. Not that this does, but I hope it's all ok.

OOOH is it covered under your contents insurance?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# company laptop
my boss thought it was funny until it started crackling..... :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhh
well at least you're not out of pocket...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# 1. turn off computer
2. use hairdrier on laptop for some time
3. hope
4. switch on
5. celebratory wank
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# All of these are fantastic :D
You've got a real talent there
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# cool
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
# fan-freaking-tastic!!
:D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# your dobber is broken?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Hiya...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# :D I'd be more inclined to play these games
if the characters had heads such as this.

Do you spell it hello, hullo or hallo? I've seen English people spelling it in all different ways.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Halo as in Angel's ring

(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I know what a halo is
I was more talking about the spelling of the popular greeting 'hello'.

Or is that what you meant?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Oh I see.
Surely it's 'hello'.
'Hullo' really grinds my gears!!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Hullo is nice, thick, posh and bumbling.
It's what the Boris Johnsons of the world greet each other with.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
# You mean
there's more than onE!!!????

*leaves this world*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Osama Bin Laden has been building an army of Boris Johnson clones
Supported by an air unit consiting entirely of Gary Glitter clones for pilots.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# ahoi hoi
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Trust one to shy away from the trend.
I'm favourite 'GREETINGS, EARTHLING!' for use around friends at the moment. It must be shouted at them for maximum effect.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
# oh gawd!
*spang*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Hahaha


(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Now that's just silly
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Bindun
by the Punmeister General, I believe
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# LIES! *
* probably not
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Pffft
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# SSSSPPPPPAAAANNNNNGGGGG!!!!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Needs more celebrity pie fan Damon Albarn
And his magical dancing knees.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# The Penis De Milo
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
# :)
nicely done
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
# teehehehehehehe...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# hahahahha! blimey, that's just plain odd.... :D
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# haha. Ace.
Have a dick-head..
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# How odd!

noons Matt
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Noon Steef.
real names lol!!

In fact...
Noon dayshifters...longtime no see.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Where've you been during the daytime?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Working,
and busy on my days off.

I have two weeks off now, so i can catch up.

Maybe get back on the stats page, because that's all what matters these days.

;)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Have another
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Hahaha
and wow, that's amazing!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I bet she's a right goer

know what I mean?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Those crazy gender bending classical types
a wierd woo to you
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# hahaha top shoppery!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Too Sexxxaaaaaay
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Am it sexytime yet?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Arf Barb! Have a *cock* I mean *click*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# this is most excellently achieved.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)
# It all went downhill...
when people realised he was crap
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# ehm
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Erm ... this is a redex for me.
Which is proving deliciously ironic ...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# This
which is coincidental rather than ironic
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# pain in the bum and bloody annoying
by Alanis Morrissete
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Traffic jam when you're already late (should have set out earlier then)
A no smoking sign on your cigarette break (you should know this is here already, go to a different area)
10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife (GET OUT OF THE SPOON SHOP)
Man of dreams and beautiful wife (get your own bloke you hairy arsed whore)

And isn't it coincidental, don't you think?





I actually like Alanis Morissette, but this song annoys me.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I like Alanis
the song annoys me
I like being annoyed in a way that lets me act all superior while being a borderline dullard.

= win.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# You Oughtta Know is still a great tune
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I didn't think I was 'acting superior'.
Lots of people have the exact same problems with that song.

I'm not actually a huge fan of her music, but I like the lady fine. I thought she was a nice choice for God in the Askewniverse, and she played it well.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# "Meep!"
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Dude, you've got some realising of your own to be doing.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# You've done your linky a bit wrong there, chap.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# redex?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# needs more
<img src="http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/4049/jimmysab8.jpg">

edit: there you go
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# at last


Been waiting a week to post that
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# was it worth it?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)
# ironically
nah
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Don't let him bring you down, I enjoyed it.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Oh don't get me wrong I enjoyed the piccie
just making idle banter...

Aaaand now they're going to turn the interweb off for half an hour to install some no-doubt-useless piece of software on it.

:(
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I think you two are the same person.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)
# takes more than a headwound to bring me doen
It takes me working my arse off for numpties who don't know what they want and then have a go at ME when they don't get it

*harrumphs*

sorry /board, i'll go away again
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# *hug* cheer up chicken
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)
# pffffft...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Someone should actually do that to the real thing
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I want to see it all BSOD
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Big Sexy Orange Dave.
I'll leave you to decide which Dave whilst I go out for a cigarette, to top up my big, clever, hip and funky levels.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# i'm going for afag too
now that the smelly bloke i don't want to talk too has come back from having his
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)
# ICKY POO SMELLY BLOKE
let's run away from him.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# SuperDave.
His website is orangespace :]
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Is it indeed?
Well I've learnt something new today.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Yep :]
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Pfft!
:)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# That would probably happen one day.


(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# 'ello fella!
who's thee?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Hurrah!
We like Patrick Moore. He's cool.


(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Ha ha you loon
nomonative humor is the tops
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# But...less *is* moore!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)

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