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# bandwagon...irresistible...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)
# And here comes the heart attack!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)
# ritilin + viagra =
McCain
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# That is just fucking cunting arselicking twat throbbing...
quim melting cock twinging fuckalicious!



wooo
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Turner Prize-tastic
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Arf
TTTHHHRRREEEAADDDRRRRUUUUSSSSSHHHHH
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)
# ahaha
woo
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry] INTERACTIVE COMPO ENTRY
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# well
it started off well!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Escher shaving mirror...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Needs more naked kettle guy
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Did that for a milestone!



(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# I still have that saved somewhere, big boy.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Yay!!!
I think
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)
# ris?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Yes, I get that,
but I do not see what you have done?

[EDIT: Oh, the compo!]
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# your desk is to clean
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)
# To clean what?
"YOUR DESK IS TO CLEAN MY HOUSE. MAKE IT SNAPPY."
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)
# 1 to me
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Haha!
I Wiki'd Escher and it returned lots of politicians, scientists and musicians.
It turns out not to be so high-brow after all.

;-)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)
# hah
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Good lord
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Yeah, it does that sometimes!!



(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Check the box
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)
# :'(
/singleandbitterblog
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Finally some consideration for the emo minority.
Woo
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Nice...
They need representation too.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)
# it's too expensive to provide representation for emos now
there has to be cuts

"ho ho ho ho"
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Marred.


(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)
# This is the technical term
for being in a relationship with Andrew Marr
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Cor
*spluffs*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)
# hah!
haven't been round these parts for aaaages, how is b3ta coping without me?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)
# It's a shadow of it's former self
which was in itself a shadow of something else
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)
# I thought as much
I'm just avoiding working on my thesis right now. Bleh.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# that's what thesi are for

(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# FPM!
dug up anything interesting recently? ( well interesting to you and I suspect only me too )
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)
# nah
didn't dig this summer, last summer was digging up bones in a cave in france though.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# ooh France.
Clovis points.

I'm far too geeky for here ;)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# clovis points are from the americas....
not france :P
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)
# ahahaha
I have you there. Do you not know of the digs in Western France that have been turning up clovis points giving rise to the idea that homo sapien was traversing the Atlantic much earlier than was first thought?

As I understand the evidence shows the technology travelled westwards.

www.bbc.co.uk/science/horizon/2002/columbus.shtml
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)
# i don't buy it
probably coincidence
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)
# you can only believe
the dating evidence of the strata my dear ;) ( And I'll leave it there, I'm a builder ffs, my knowledge is exhausted )
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)
# I saw the acronym and thought....
"I know those letters"
Then looked up!

Blast from the past!!!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# If only my Wife was that good looking!!!


(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Haha, how droll.


*quietly cries himself to sleep in the corner*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)
# HELLO THE COASTS OF YEMENS.
Is your review still up?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Possibly something to do with options for blind people
/ac

Seriously though, yes
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# at the moment, answer D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)
# what if you are
married but separated and soon to be divorced but enjoy the regular company of Eastern European hookers? This form is becoming difficult.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)
# I think the people who have a relationship but are not married, should be represented as well
The fourth answer sufficiently covers my situation though.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)
# haha!
You did miss one entry though:
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)
# I filled one of my clay pipes with bubbe mixture one day at work.
I only got one puff per dip, so I saved it for ages, talking to the team for about 15 minutes before letting rip with the bubbles.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# I should say, it was TLAPD
I do not usually have a clay pipe at work.

I do have snuff on my desk though.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# haha jolly good form!
I am quietly addicted to peppermint snuff :)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Haven't done one in a while
And Mrs Trellis says she likes them. So just for you:

It looks like it's walking around - not sure what happened with the animation but I thought it was quite cute so I left it. Plus I have to go home...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Yaaaay :D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Palindrometastic
Are we bored of these yet?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)
# hehehe
lick it harder old man
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)
# That's what she said.


Sorry.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Hahaha
not me
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Yet another link to Bush's failed dessert policies

Shit, I'd forgotten how demented he looks in this pic.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)
# This is the real failure of the Republicans
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
Never have I seen a man consume an ice cream with such passion
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)
# If those trrrists think they can melt my ice cream with climate change
they misunderestimated me
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)
# I am vastly amused by this purile image
:D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Clever
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)
# They are rather fantastic...
/he hints ;)

good work as ever!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:45, archived)
# spang part 2
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Toesfistbunny?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)
# HAKA MATE KA MATE KA
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# ALSO:
I've had to stop clicking compo entries. I was clicking nearly everything. I had no idea this compo was going to be so great.

Edit: would it be cool to be able to click to show HOW MUCH you like something? It could be measured in Clives.
Just putting it out there.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)
# i'm enjoying it too
i'm racking my brains to think of something to do though.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)
# lol
i was waiting for this :D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# it was crying out for it
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Zack De la Rocha and Ricky Hatton in the middle!!



(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# This will never get old
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
the eyes
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Haha
The source picture is my current favourite thing in the world.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Where is the source?
You show me yours, I'll show you mine
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I have such a bad idea for the use of that photo
but I'll end up in Guantanamo

This is ace, by the way :)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Hahahaha

the colour matching's the best part
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Is that real?
Why have skin head tattooed on your face and then let your hair grow?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Property of Jolene is my personal favourite there.
I have a friend who was held down and tattooed when he was a teenager - if this is what happened to this chap then I apologise to him.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
# I like his F*U*N* chin
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)
# I get the feeling that foresight may not be his strong point.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# maybe he's on death row
then it doesn't really matter
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# haha, is that "FUN" written on his chin?
what a nice contrast to the swastikas
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
# *ahem*
'Fuck U Niggerz' I am afraid.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
# well i choose to believe that he likes good wholesome fun
no lynching would be complete without a slip-and-slide party afterwards
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)
# maybe that's short for
fuck you ni**ers

the 'dots' between the letters are swastikas, too
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Dumb ass!
Woo.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)
# haha!
Isaw a big BNP graffiti on a garage door today, I am thinking of turning it into BNB, which is far more suitable for my seaside town.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Draw pretty colourful flowers on it,
they hate that...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)
# flowers flowers!!!
and add under it
Britain Needs Pollen
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Haha!
Nice extra touch! :D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
Go Palin!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)
#

(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)
# lolz
x forever
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)
# lipstick on a pig?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Jesus Fucking Christ
The man is a walking world of gurn.

edit: Does your creation have a name yet?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Yes. yesyesyesyesyesyesyesYESSSS
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)
# ha!
I like the way the monster looks so non-plussed.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)
# You know, he prefers to be called 'John'
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# OH SNAP!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
# gets my vote
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
*real lols*
:D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Spang!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Aaaaarrrgh
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
# :D
tsee yu ahdee pardy.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Ah, this reminds me;
Christmas is upon us shortly!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)
# No it's not.
I refuse for it to be nearly christmas until it's been my birthday. It can be for all of you but damn it, no it's not.

Edit: however it IS hometime. Bye bye people of B3ta.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)
# When's your birthday?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)
# 30/11
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# I'M OLDER THAN YOU.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)
# no you're not, I'm 24 soon.
and I've GOT to GO.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# now i feel old
/28
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# GROSS. YOU'RE OLD.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)
# I'm 20 on the 9th/11.
BYEBYE, WOWOWOWOWOW.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Same day as yours.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# but it was your birthday last week, we all came round for cake
love from the dept. of false memory syndrome
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Please tell me that the unaffected stomach is not the Hoff.
If I have just recognised a man's abdomen I may have to dry retch myself to sleep.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# I *think* it's a bit too hairy
but I could be wrong.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Commence
retching :-)

(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# linky?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Graaaagh!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Ah fuck no
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
awesome!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Start the reactor!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)
# arrrrgh
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Oh shuddering shitrags
that's horrendous.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry] there is no explanation for this
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Flat Eric rapes PG Tips Monkey.
as in he's better.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Aha
It is Flat Eric.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)
# A pair of wooley dummies
and two fabric monkeys?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)
# ha ha ha
I had to look twice at the top one... I thought the monkey was noshing off flat Eric.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Alright matey
How did the ball thing go?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Sore.
Just looking at photographs now - I couldn't see much more than a soldering iron and some smoke during the op itself.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# after 'nings
Have a posh duck

what you lot been up to today?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# working, eating, arguing, sitting cross legged, b3taing and I went for a wee too.
How about you, Drawdle?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# I pretended to work
came home and then drew a duck. Thats pretty much my day.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Swap?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Do I get teh boobs?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Aye. Do I get the waistcoat?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)
# That was not part of our deal
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Unfair.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# He's rather dapper
Been working today. Ate a burger and fries. Went to many meetings.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# oh I say!
he looks like he's crying a little bit though.

:D

today I've been counting medics... if just wish the fucking knobers would stand still!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Get them to fall in properly
and call them all "Oribble little man"
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# it's mostly women
and they don't listen to anyone but the voices in their heads...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Not alot
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Working.
And sleeping all the way home! (apart from walking to my house)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)
# I say!
How spiffing.

I went to a meeting near the Embankment in London and got caught up with thousands of people cheering a bunch of people in wheelchairs on the back of a lorry. Not sure what all that was about.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)
# I've been sorting out my council tax and working.
Your duck is lovely.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Not finding a job.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Look harder
What kind of employment are you after?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)
# That's the problem.


something creative.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Monster wank.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Awesome
I managed to hit my own nose once.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)
# If your hand is slipping you might be using too much lube.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Sweet.
Does your semen smell as good as it tastes?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Da, Da, Der...err...oooh.....
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)
# He looks well pissed off.....
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# If he's willing to wear pants over his trousers, you'd think wearing a
diaper wouldn't be an issue for him.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
I hope he has adventures.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)
# "There is no greater joy in life than a double Tetris." - George Washington, 1764
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# p-ting!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Kill it, kill it now!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Now that's 'CHUFFED'!
AW YEAH!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# That brings back memories :)
 
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Of George Washington?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)
# #Diddew-diddew Weeerp-wneuuur!#
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)
# bleem!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Marvellous.


(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# aweresomee
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)
# SHIT HOT
you talent farmer
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)
# i found the weasel shooter!


damn you dangercat!

*********
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Hell yes
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)
# WEASEL SHOOTER SAY POW
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)
# this radiates awesome and a rate of 10.6 GigaWoos a second
... which means it's technically weapons grade humus!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Get 'im, dangercat!
Woo
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# yaaay
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# That's a very naughty cat
No doubt overdosed on catnip.
Woo Mr Bees.
2 posts on one page? You are spoiling us :)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Tonsiltastic.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)
# yeah!

(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# :D
amazing. he looks like Animal Mother from Full Metal Jacket

IT'S JUST ONE FUCKIN' SNIPER!!!

(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)
# nice!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Thought it was only fair i'd share some


:D
edit: intead of replying to everyone who hasn't said it already, i'll just say a communual thankyou to anyone who's wished me happy birthday. THANKYOU.

edit edit: I'm off for some food now, and probably some cayks after, bye bye :)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Happy birthday :)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Happy Birthd....
Come on everyone!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Happy Biiirthday too yoouuu
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Happy biirrthh...
er, anyone?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# ...toooo youuu
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Happy Birthday dear Roopooloo
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Happy Birthday
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# TOOOOOOOO
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# and you look like one too
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# *giggles to self*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# *looks stern with folded arms*
I'm very disappointed in you.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# *bes a little bit sorry*
*but still finds it funny*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)
# But I already did! \/
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Bread and butter in the gutter!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Oooh I forgot that
Can I borrow your shoehorn quickly? Ta.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# certainly
*horns*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# *gazes*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)
# *makes it dance*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)
# :O
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# CAKE!
Happy birthday to you
You live in a zoo
Tomatoes, something about a gorillaaaaaaaaa
aaaand you smell/look/sound like a squashed one also (bread and butter)

Yep. Straight to number one.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Needs more goat-like offerings being rotated for the amusement of The Dark Master.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I'm going to take that to mean lamb
and yes. Nothing better than dead sheep. Cunts. Lamb's well nice, also.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# FUCKING LOVELY MEAT
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaat
best of all the animals.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Happy birthday!
Now get off the internet and have a drink.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Ooo yummy!
Is it genuine?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Happy Womb-Cannon day!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# MANY HAPPY BIRTHDAYS
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Deep within the womb of time
The creature thus be born
the seed of life is united with
the egg of tyranny, gestates forth
from within the womb of life for
three quarter and nigh a year
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I pissed in your cake mix.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# THAT CAKE'S BLEEDING!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# congrats!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# America will have a black president
and he's going to start by making up for all the years of slavery!



The original picture was entertaining enough, but I thought I'd spice it up a bit.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# hahah brilliant
edit: Source - wtf?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# And with that
I'm off to braise some turkey. Later peeps :)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Oh turkey, you are so magnificent. Your gobbles are so gobbly, your hangy bits are so hangy...
oh braise...

See you soon!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Hahaha
He looks like he's about to stick his tongue right up his bottomhole
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I'm scared, worried and confused
that that was my first thought.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)
# :D oh yes, have a click
Not you, McCain. No clicks for you.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Haha, good stuff.
The source is great too. Woo
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# 19 days and it's all over and we can forget he ever existed
... the worrying thing is that I'm predicting Palin will go on to run for President one day in the not too distant future.

*shudders*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# I reckon I can turn her muff friendly
and then get her to resign in shame.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# it's worth a try
you're so selfless...

perhaps America is ready for a female homosexual president...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)
# I thought America had had a black president for years
I obviously watch far too many crap disaster movies
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)
[challenge entry] bottishelli

see she sells sea shells by the she shore sure sure sure she does right sure who'd buy them in a recession?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Now THIS gets a click!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# cor!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# So wow that's a neato!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Yes yes yes this is woooooooo
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# this makes me happy like this
:D
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# This is all of teh lovely.
:3

*click*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Woo to the motha-fukkin square!
Fucking excellent first post!!!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Hell yeah - quality lurkage!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# nicely done.
I'm not sure what your Seinfeld-esque nonsense underneath means, though.

Edit: *click*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Is that Michelle?
ME SHELL HAHHHAAHAHA
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# *shakes head*
*points to door*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# *dies just a little bit inside*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# no
it's oysister.

*winces*

I don't think that one even works.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I think I heard you pull a mussel
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Hahahaha he looks so proud!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# It was comfortably my most homoerotic search for source pictures.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Hahah fuck
that's really upsetting.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# You think this is upsetting?
Just don't get into a sauna with him.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Only with some lemon wedges and crusty brown bread
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Phwoor
*exudes brine*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
#
I octopush myself a little less.

fucking hell, these are carp.

(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# If ever there was a time to clam up...
sorry. SORRY.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# These puns aren't whelkome here
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Ah she gets away with it through her cheeky eye movements
In fact, her WINKLE do it
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# If the wink won't, the cockle win the day
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Sharp as a RAZOR*, me.
*it's a type of clam. Tasty.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I used to collect those on the beach at Mablethorpe
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Awww ittle dixy.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# these puns are whelk rap
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# If you cowries on like that I'll bust you upside yo head
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# she has a winkle?
that's not what she told me.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# her sister was a prawn star...
...gave it up. Kept getting crabs.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# FANTASTICO!
BUTROS BUTROS GALE!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# arf!
My first click of the day!

Mind you, I have only just logged in....
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Wonderful-tastic!



(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# ooooh, that is seriously cool!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Oh yes.
Yes yes yes.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I'm loving this lots and lots
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Nice!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I love these :)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# That is the best yet.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# You!
Y'alright? How'd it go?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Sore,
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Rassenfrassen software ambigrams blackletter bastards
since we're being all racist and everything
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Hahaha
To be honest that's one of the few I tried in that generater that came out legible!

What you do is far cleverer...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# I feel bad now.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Thanks

yay for ambigram reposts
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Woo and Clickworthy.
*woos*
*clicks*
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)

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