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[challenge entry] 'ningles all. Erm. Bindun?

I do love that Jessica Sarah Parker appears on the first page of an image search for 'horse face'.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I like this mooooore than
woooooords can say! lovely stuff!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# where does whino turn up?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Sheeeee's behiiiiiind yoooooou!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Smashing :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Mega extreme horseback riding
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# that horse is in line
for some serious spinal problems in later life.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Is there a Chiropractor in the room?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# broke back horse on a mountain
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# I watched that film to see what all the fuss was about.
It's not great.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# "pair of gayers go up a hill"
erm..

that about it?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# they go up a hill
and come down mounting.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# how queer
:D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# its a bit gay
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# meh
if it was any good I don't think that would have made a difference...

I suppose Bound gets excused more than it should because they go muff friendly on each other...

it was just a pretty average film, especially for one which won prizes.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# maybe it's because Americans need to have gayness explained by cowboys
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# It's hilarious.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# morning

And yes I know theyre dolphins
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Oh....god....ow.....
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# dolphins are fine
for the porpoises of this gag.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang
but very good.

*clicks*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# OOOooofffff.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# *records post for training porpoises*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# oh, god that's worse than mine
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# This thread is painful
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# he's got pretty teefs
and a smile like a empty car park
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# bosh!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# this is so awful it gets the seal of approval
:D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheeky repo for compo...
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# repo in a new thread?
*slaps up side da head*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
[challenge entry] 'e loves it really


Inspired by this car crash..
www.b3ta.com/board/8862876
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# haha!
NEIGH! TAKE IT BITCH!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# it's a manlion
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# hahaha
Geedy up muthafucka!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I don't think the lion is enjoying that at all
and I find it rather upsetting.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# They're plaaaaaying.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# It's the only way he'll learn
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# through rape?
what's he being taught?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# it'll teach him
not to steal from horses.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# this would be a perfectly fine response
if horses didn't eschew the concept of possession.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Anarchist wankers!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# yes
they wank anarchically
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# you have done well
kthnxbi
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry] sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Hee hee :)
This compo's going to have some good stuff
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# nice!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# haha!!
gluetastic!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# ace :D
*click*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Most awesome, dude

(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# dude! \m/
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# sweeeeeeet!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Tubular, man
:D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# I like this.
*click*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# after millions of dollars spent....
I just found Bin Laden by using a bic razor!

(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# nicel ydone sir!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# O_O
Bloody hell, you may be onto something there...
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# hahah, top 'shop sir!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# that's
uncanny...
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# I suspect
90% of the board will now try and act cool and pretend they don't know who John Tickle is.

I think he's going really well playing that speccy kid in Eastenders

And edithowrude: Woo!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I only know him through Brainiac
Which is not a bad way. Well it wasn't until Hammond left.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Becasue I'm a fool
I haven't watched it since Vic took over.

feels wrong seeing him on Sky.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# I watched one
Didn't bother again. Just not the same without the Short One.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Ladies do love a short arse, don't they
which leaves me a bit fucked
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# We just want to protect him
From the Large Loudmouthed One
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# hahaha!
I know I'm getting old because I'm strating to agree with Clarkson on too many things
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Well he makes some good points
He also makes some godawful ones, but they're fewer and further between
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# you know you're really getting old
when you start agreeing with Phil the Greek.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# ...shit
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Your not missing much.
Hammond was much better. I like Vic, but he's dieing on his arse on Brainiac.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# mmm, Charlotte whatsherface
yum
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Church?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Bronte?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# of Mecklenburg-Strelitz?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Sweb?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Charlotte the South Wales Electricity Board?
Now I'm totally confused.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# =D
speccy spaccy
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# I'm not trying to be cool
I have no idea who he is

and I don't watch eastenders

or read "chat" or "hello"

so ner!

:D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# hahaha!!
excellent!
'NINGS THE BOARD!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# HEY, BABES.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# hey sweet pea
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# nings Iv'!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# alreet th!
;)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Watch out, ivesb's about
You'd better watch out, cos ivesb's about!

nings, fella!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# *pinches arse*
gotcha!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Oi, give that back
it's very precious
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# *strokes*
my preccccious
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!
New job is hard work then? ;)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# haven't started yet!
hopefullyi'll be putting my notice in next week!
i'm going to my new hospital tomorrow for jabs.
i'll be a b3ta night crawler when i start my new job.
won't be time in the day!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# WINNER.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# thats me!
*dances*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Boo for jabs :(
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# *pokes*
softie
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I had an epidural without crying
You can't call ME a softie!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# epidural shmepidural...
I once stubbed my toe!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Come back when you've had an 8 pound growth surgically removed
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# I like my cock where it is thanks you
*laughs at own stupidity*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# good
morrow, my good man
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# hello old boy
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Haha. Fucking right on.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Ha ha.
What a prick. The Tickle, I mean.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# yeah Bin's alright
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# he suits a goatee actually
we should set Tranny and Susana on him, they'd sort him right out!

WOO YAY
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I found some vintage horses in extremis:

Horses have no fear.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Noice one!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Heh heh, nice :)
Although it's a little known fact that horses do have fear. They are genetically predisposed to a phobia of John McCririck.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Beware!
Horse is a navajo
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# pixies?
like the song?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Navajo! The Musical
Not seen it?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# no...
must seek it out!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Hey!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Been trying
to meet you
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooh.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Must be a devil between us
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Or whores in my head.
GAWSH. I adore that song. I'll be playing Doolittle all day then.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# It made me want to learnm the bass
but then I got bored
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I learned the drums to that song. Other than that I'm not musically minded.
Try again, Joe, try.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I'm lovin' it
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Is King Kong about to attack them on the left there?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# it's just a bloke
doing a crap impression...
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Here to save the world from financial doom!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# mummy
why has the horse got an extra leg?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# because you touch yourself
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# ah right
I was wondering about that :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# hahah
this is fantastic!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# excellent!
he's smooth...
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# arf!
this is the aceness
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] He's at it again
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# lovely!
in the horse latitudes?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Errrrrrrr......... yes?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# hehehe, :)
re sig: amy and amiability?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# *applauds*
Quality bit of writing :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# I tried to draw a horse. It turned into a cat. For drawing a horse well, I shall award you: pat on the back.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Drawn well?
Vaguely scribbled I suppose :)


Thank you
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# MODEST.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# See, it was actually supposed to be a cat eating cheese
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# CANNOT UNSEE.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Weeeeeooooow
look at him go!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# outstanding stuff, MrsT!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Yay!
these are lully
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Why is the sail going in one direction
and the horse's hair in the other :S
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Because it's EXTREME!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# You aint seen me, right...?

(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Yay!
You're brilliant!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Yes I have
you're right there!

Hello twitchy kitty!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)
# I think it's just off screen - this man is clearly doing the spade work
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)
# he's going to cry :(
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# hahahahhaha, that's actually more than a little creepifying!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# I see you're the top expert
Me, I'm not.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# .....I'm sure we've broken google....
hahahaha, love the new sig :D

I think we need a "Useless Expert Club Badge"
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)
# hahaha - get to it badge man!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# maybe later when I have done a bit of w*rk....
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# There used to be a lot of illegal fishing around the Chernobyl/Pripyat area in the Ukraine. Even, oddly, in the Cooling Lake.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# so? the fast reactor at Dounreay pumped secondary coolant into the north sea
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# In fairness, the effects shouldn't be very severe, especially as the coolant water isn't highly radioactive in the first place, and it'd be heavily diluted.
Still, I'd check the Becquerel count of the meat. :)

HEY, TRAINYDUDE. HAVING A FUN EVENINGAFTERNOON?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# that was done at dounreay when my dad worked there, they would go catch lobster, and crabs
which are prone to picking up radioactive materials, (dunno why) then if the count was within tolerance, they'd have a nice lunch.

as for my evening, it just got somewhat better as i have BEER &trade.

and you?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Well, they're kicking up all the sediment aren't they. They'll be getting more radioisotopes for the same reason boar and deer etc. do.
I am pretty okay. It's nearly 10 and I've yet to sleep. I reckon I'll go to sleep at like 6 or something.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# ah *learns*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Heavy isotopes, sink, or settle. Kick up the sand or the top layers of leaves and whatnot and there they all are.
Most of abundant nasty stuff decays pretty quick smart though (Iodine-131 has a half-life of 30 days).

I base all my knowledge on the Lenin Chernobyl NPP though, so this doesn't all apply.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I think the word you're looking for is BIOMAGNIFICATION.
Little animals all have a small amount that they absorb from the environment.

Large animals have that, but also the small amount from each little animal they eat.

Bigger animals eat the large animals and the small ones as well as having the small amount from the environment.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Except for that doesn't quite apply to my examples. Well, for the boar and deer anyway.
What do you do for work, Gronks?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I teach people how to be AWESOME
and also how to sell wine.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# 1 wine, please.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# If you make it 24 bottles I can take $108 off the price and deliver it to your front door
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# In the UK? Deal.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Excellent!
local freght charges are beyond our control.

Expected delivery: 16-24 weeks
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Also:
Plants can have radiation in them.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Especially berries, new shoots and fungus.
TASTY BERRIES, SHOOTS AND FUNGUS.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# ALL THOSE HIPPIES SEARCHING FOR MUSHIES ARE ABOUT TO GET A DOSE OF NUCLEAR POWER.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# This, as well as that, Crabs and lobsters and other similar crustaceans
have what's known in laymans terms as "dead man's fingers" which are effectively gills or filters for all the shit that they breath from the water. these are poisonous at the best of times and must always be carefully removed, so one can imagine that crabs that are filtering radioactive isotopes will pick up a decent amount of radioactivity.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Also: eating irradiated detritus.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# B3ta.com/seriousdiscussion
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# INTERNET IS SRS BSNSS
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# you're a codmologist now?
incidentally, superconductivity is quantum phenomenon and isn't the focus of particle fishics, except for the fuckoffbig magnets.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# haha, well, the cod I investigate have wonderously strange magnetice capabilities
:D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# aawwww poor kitty
*kicks*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# that's
a hoot!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
[challenge entry] FAIL!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# EXTREME FAIL!
hehehe!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# whoops!
excellent Sir!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)
# A horse on a snowboard
what were they thinking?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:18, archived)
# They were thinking
"That sounds hilarious. Let's watch"
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Super Tabletka
[Spam redacted]
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Yes, but can you shop a kitten?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# What's a female pill?
Does it have a vagina, and is it legal to have intercourse with it?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# No, only male pills can have legal intercouse with them
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:18, archived)
# .
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Can I just say
Ignore this post please.

Carry On.

Move past it.

Please.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# I bought these.
They really do work.

I personally guarantee the product; all b3tans should buy some.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# *buys eleventy*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)
#
Ok, Take all of those pills and die... with a massive erection and no headache.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)
# fuck off and die

is there any way of banning this cunts i.p?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)
# woops
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)
# bwahahahahahaha
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)
#

the sarcasm in this post is sponsored by belgium
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)
# ;)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)
# .
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:10, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)
# I believe it Has bi..
Hahah - Ace!

long time no see!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Ha
Got Advocaat?

Ning!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)
# w000t
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)
# mmm... egg based alcohol
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# eggcelent
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# hahahahah!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
[challenge entry] ...


Click for bigger (103KB)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:02, archived)
# haah_ love this!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Vroom, vroom!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Lovely
how many hp?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# First click of the day!
Nicely done!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)
# She sat on a kitty.
:)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)
# or she has a cat on her...
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:07, archived)
# hahahhahahah!
*twitches*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)
# kerry katona slurs her words on t.v again.....blames 'medication' AGAIN!
yea yea you junkie chav scum iceland shopping hose beast!!


/and breathes

ning barneybobs
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:07, archived)
# ning Squire
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Aw
I genuinely feel sorry for the poor lass.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)
# she doesn't do herself any favours though...
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# what?

she's a vacuous fucking moron
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Yeah
but she's less annoying than Goody
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# don't get me started on that thing either :]
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
# why? she sold herself for fame and fortune
and when it went away she sold herself in more and more extreme ways.

She's a greedy cow caught in a sprial of destruction and should be lampooned as a deterent to other idiots from doing exactly the same thing.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)
# yeah, but if no-one gave a shit about her then people wouldn't pay her to debase herself.
as it is she's product of the environment that people paid to see her in.

she's too thick to see any other lifestyle for herself and people find that funny.

it is a shame.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# but she aspires to be one of the people that debase themselves
she thinks she's great, the fact that its killing her is clearly irrelevent to her maintaining the spotlight
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# fuck it, SHE'S A GREEDYCUNTLOLZZ!Z!!!11!
as much as i think she doesn't deserve the loathing she attracts, i genuinely cannot pull up enough sympathy to argue her cause for more than ten minutes.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# kind of agrree, in the sense that if you put somone with no fucking brains in a sem-succesful girlgroup who then split up,
you can predict the results and so it seems a little bloodthirsty to then spread her downfall all over the media.

just don't give her any publicity and she'd fuck off and concentrate on raising her kids. she'd be crap at it cos she's thick as fuck, but at least she wouldn't be out and about pissed up all over the TV.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)
# :D
Dirty girl...
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)
# OMG! She's Stiffler's Mum!!!!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# SPOON!


(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:50, archived)
# This ticks me off
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:54, archived)
# I get a tick out of it
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:58, archived)
# I mite agree with you
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh, the puns! Fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Feel flea to disagree
edit: pft too late
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Ha, YOU get the mop!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)
# I do nit
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Spoon. Spoon.
Spoon.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:00, archived)
# What do you say, wooden boy?
SPOOOOOOON!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)
# CHA
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)
# I'm now in the series(downloaded them all)
at the point that the moon is carved with an 'HA' and half of it is eaten by an intergalactic mong.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:02, archived)
# It's been years since I saw the tick
I might have to go hunting.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:04, archived)
# You should, it's great :-).
I pity the kids of today, they grow up without Eek! the cat, The Tick or Ren & Stimpy.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Heretick!
'ning teh board!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)
[challenge entry] No wonder Hammond crashed

'ning all
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:39, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha, well that's me happy :)
Mind if I whore my own here?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:42, archived)
# OH
I wondered what the horses were about. I should have paid more attention to the compo
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:48, archived)
# Hahaha
that's me every thursday

Morning the board!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Wondering what the horses are about
Oh God! Not more Horses! Whyyyyyyyy?!!!!!

Oh.

It must be Thursday.


Morning the Mediocre
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:51, archived)
# Usually me too
But I was on last night.

Wonder how many CFBs are going to lead to Deagostini this week?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:52, archived)
# About seven or eight
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:55, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Why the long face?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:58, archived)
# i agree with the :(
this compo is gonna get rapidly shite.
the last one was a stroke of genius, people got creative. this'll lead to shitty bandwagons and i love horses links.

should have gone for TGA's daily mail lambasting compo.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# hahahahaha!
EXTREEMMMMMMMMMMEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:46, archived)
# haha
Oh those crazy horses
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Haha
Yays!

(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Horse + Rocket Car = inevitable result
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:20, archived)
# bwahahaha
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Ouch.
Just ouch.

And maybe 'neigh'.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# haha
spritzenklasse
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# That's horrible.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
# It's OK, They got her out again
arbroath.blogspot.com/2008/10/horse-gets-head-stuck-in-tree.html

(Does this mean that I can cancel my single to Hull?)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# hahaha ^_^
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# this made my day
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:31, archived)
# haha
that's made my hole weak
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:32, archived)
# *prolapses*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:33, archived)
# *mops*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:38, archived)
# *plops*
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)
# don't you mean,
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:32, archived)
# arfety arf aarf
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:38, archived)
# fancy that
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:38, archived)
# Its moments like this
that make being a b3tard so satisfying :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:51, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)
# THIS IS MY PICTURE OF HOMER.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:05, archived)
#
begone spawn of darkness
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:07, archived)
# His hair and his ear spell the initials "TTSSATTSR"
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:10, archived)
# ..if homer were a 60-year old meth addict
goodnight everyone!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:15, archived)
# GOODNIGHT, STRANGE DWELLER.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:30, archived)
# cool
what's with the silly characters?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:19, archived)
# LONG STORY. BACK IN THE 1980'S MATT GROENING BLAH BLAH.
Hey, Bilb. HOW'S TRICKS?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:29, archived)
# hahah
I walked into that
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)
# that is rather excellent!
'nings all you lovely people (and the not-so-lovely ones too, I guess.)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:30, archived)
# Morning Steve, Morning Chris, Morning Sam, Morning Dave, Morning Simon, Morning Kerry, Morning Daniel
Did I miss anyone?
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:36, archived)
# yup, the second "n" in "Morning Dave"
:D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:38, archived)
# trust you
*nips to the shop to buy an extra "n"*


*FIFTEEN QUID?!!!!!! ARE YOU INSANE?!!!!!"


(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:39, archived)
# YOU ARE NOT ASLEEP BUT I AM
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:30, archived)
# he looks worried
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:30, archived)
# Morning, Chris.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:31, archived)
# good morning young man
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:41, archived)
# I like this very much, it's like a mix of Homer Simpson and Al Bundy
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:35, archived)
# wow!
That's rather special

woo sir!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:36, archived)
# Wow, thats nicey!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:39, archived)
# Fuuuck! Ultra.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:39, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:38, archived)
# Bart is PISSED.
Mornnnning.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:39, archived)
# ning
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:42, archived)
# no, it's crystal meth
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:42, archived)
# NO BART. IT'S UNHEALTHEN.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:45, archived)
# It's that Simpson dude, from the Simpsons!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Bruce Willis?
:)
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

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