b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 35153 (Older | Newer)

# It is a bit shit

But I'm tired
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:36, archived)
# pfff!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:38, archived)
# but which one?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)
# urgh
fucking hell
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:44, archived)
# would do the one next to him and the one with long curly red hair
the others are a bit young.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:46, archived)
# either his wife's been cheating on him
or there's some really ugly genes in his family
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:46, archived)
# the one in the pink plastic bag is particularly unappealling
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:47, archived)
# that's because it's not on her head
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:51, archived)
# None
Even Glitter has standards
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:47, archived)
# His tallest is a looker.
Look, she's looking at me.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)
# I'd say the one on the far right
Although she could be mistaken for a boy with long hair
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# You rang ?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:43, archived)
# hahaha this is sooo good
*
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:44, archived)
# haha
Urgh! He's had a manicure!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:45, archived)
# hahah
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:46, archived)
# FRONT PAGE NOW
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)
# shopped from
a text message eh!!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)
# scribbles
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# That is ace!
Edit: Right, I must sleep!

Night all!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# g'night x
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# night night
don't let the bed bugs paralyse!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:38, archived)
# cute
I like the pikachu :)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# your scribbles are delightful
i especially like the lighthouse
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Scribble de dibble on . . .
that really looks like fun !
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:33, archived)
# this is well pleasing too
i like to watch it over and over
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)
# novelty
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Lowrytastic :D
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# lovin' the work mr bolton
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# to the national art museum with you
spiffing make-over
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# *sings*
and he painted matchstalk men and matchstalk cats and dog...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Signs of recovery . . .
get there anyway you can !
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)
# nazi skid?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:19, archived)
# More of this kind of stuff
This deserves more love
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Yo!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Yay for Hogmouse :D
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# is it timon ? is it pumba ?
aukunamatata
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# *GRUNT GRUNT SNUFFLE*
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# *TRUFFLE SHUFFLES*
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# *ROFFLES*
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Hey!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# IS
the lip peirced?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# yes,
He has snakebite piercings.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I prefer whisky tattoo's!
LOL!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)
# LOL! LOL!
Argh I should be asleep. Goodnight /board, goodnight B3ta.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Night Lemon!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I can't sleep
:(
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Oh noes.
Have you tried downing a bottle of vodka?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# no...
that'd probably kill me, nice advice!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# How about a quart?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# That'd just get me tipsy!
and horny!
Nobody wants to go sleep feeling like that now would they?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# every fucking night
for the last 5 years

damn bitch left me at the top of my game

*pisses against building*

and another thing burble burble burble
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Now I wanna see that clip of the drunk falling over the wall :D
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)
# aww
shame
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# No that was incomprehensible rambling.
Shame is stage 4.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# aghhh
sorry!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I thought profit was stage 5?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# no
profit is always 4:

4) profit
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# fuck the stages
i'm not joining no stinking program, anything that takes 12 steps isn't worth the effort (one of my favourite simpsons jokes, hold on)

edit: arse, doesn't seem to be on youtube :(

basically it's when Barney goes into AA, Homer's there for moral support and gets thrown out for making the above joke about the cookies being too far away.
much better on screen
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# A more succinct summation of the American's view of perambulation could not be found!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# It depends.
How quick can you get to London ;)

LOL!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I have no money!
or legs.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Cor!
*searches for some amputee porn*
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# haha
Stop imagining shagging someone with stumps for legs, you perv!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)
# ok :(
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# sweet
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Can't you get bull gored piercings?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Like this?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# It just looks like that bull has a massive zit on its nose.
No, clearly I meant having massive spike embedded in your torso and sticking out the other side.

First person to do that wins a supervillain costume and my undying respect.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# *does*
*dies*
*fails to collect prize*

ROLLOVER!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# that is bloody good.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# LOLololOLolOLol OH NO


(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
From Neville to Grey Kid in one swift move ;)

LOL!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Because original is overrated :P
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# this is what the dormouse said ..
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
# FEED YOUR HEAD
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Indeed
I hate it when people misquote literature or lyrics.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Four score and twenty lols ago...
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I had a dream!
That my four little children would grow up in a country where they are not judged by the colour of their skin, but by their prowess in World of Warcraft. ROFL!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# he looks so happy
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# i got a redex here mr lemon :(
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Oh bother.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# she does no work for me either
:(
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Do you think it may be the CUNT in it?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# you live in China
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# the smog's bad but the bicylces are lovely
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# this ^
+ goodnight b3ta!
edit : fixed now - well on fire mate! (sounds like my cousin!)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)
# for Monocromatico & Mediocre - a quick stop motion frog
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace!

In other news, it appears I have made the Popular Page for the first time ever :D
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# popular persons make powerful pictures
woo to yoo, i say
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# *bows*
Maybe in another 5 years time I may actually get an FP ;)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Gah, damn you.
I couldn't even get onto the popular page with this: www.b3ta.com/board/8891847

Perhaps I should have just shopped his face onto Myra Hindley then I would have been guaranteed a FP.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Really?
That was fucking ace!

I wonder if it may be a time of day thing.

I reckon that on the weekend there are a lot more lurkers, and the posts don't tend to move so fast. Friday was pretty mental too with all the Halloween posts too wasn't it :D
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I have no idea.
I don't post things which I think are FP worthy in the evening or at the weekend because nothing ever seems to get front pages. And I also noticed that there is usually a lull in posting at about 2 o'clock on a weekday.

However it's more likely that just everyone hates me. I should just grow breasts and not try hard instead of putting loads of effort in.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Ooooh cutting!
*panders*

;)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Yeah well I'm not one to visibly moan about it, but you can't help but feel disheartened when you've put the effort in.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Aye.
I know of certain people who really aren't fond of it all either. Particularly the attitude of one person....
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Oh well, just seems a bit of a shame because it's not like I can really do anything with it now.
Regardless of the existant or non existant quality.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# You could pearoast in a new thread,
that will gain you a lot of friends :D
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)
# worked for me
(the breasts thing)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Yes but you forgot to put absolutely no effort in, you clot!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)
# i did not forget
i just couldn't be arsed making the effort not to put any effort in
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# haha
what goes around comes around
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# brill
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
# muhahaha
well done
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Are they the lizards from
last week's compo - i.e. the Escher ones?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# PLASTIC FORG ORGY!
This is grand! *click*
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# snaxe r deadly.
but frogs are sluts.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 4:45, archived)
# make your own political advertisement
How do I find this stuff? Just lucky I guess....lol. Ok, I came across a site where you can use their program to create your own political bashing commercial. The one I made is crude/simple at best, but I did not have the patience to make it really funny.


check it out


deb

AttackAdGenerator.com/a/gb
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# exterminate
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I think I might go outside for a while
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Some simple investagative work reveals you have responded
to every one of her posts before :D
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# i don't know how to stalk someone beyond 7 days past
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# If you type:
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/37103

The last 5 digits are the profile number, which can be found by hovering over their username :D
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Hello Deb,
you seem polite, I shall also be polite.

If you click Links board at the top, that will take you to the area for this kind of thing.

Thanks.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# fuck sake give him a break you sick freak!!1!11!!!1onoenoeneoneoenoe
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)
# I know,
I was a bit harsh ;)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# i would like to be polite too
however, this is b3ta and i like the fact that it's renowned for flaming people for mistakes, so i shall say this - "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry"
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)
# you're doing it wrong
shit, i mean you're in a library
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# may as well post some crap before i go to bed


picking apples for cider tomorrow xD
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# That will be enough for the wank bank tonight :D
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# happy to be of service
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# rocking otters
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# \m/ RAWK!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# for those interested
fm 2009 demo is out now. good luck finding a download though.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Havoc 5 was a bit disappointing
there was a shitty british commentator talking over it the whole time.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# sounds terrible
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# All they needed to turn surreal into mundane was an englishman.
I suppose I shouldn't be surprised by that.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# is it
Quentin Willson ? he does all those bargain bin vhs tapes. "worst caravan accidents 12" etc. you should just mute it and make your own bad porn/techno/70s rock soundtrack.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# heh heh.......support for rock lobster?
yay pic
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# yay
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# he'll go nowhere
playing that Les Paul like that.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)
# impromptucat
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Thank fuck for this.
Yay!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# hurrah hurrah.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I love this cat!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# reminds me of the retarded ginger cat my mum feeds
it bit me recently
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Yeah it was smart enough to get you.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# good point.
it just sort of moved into our garden one day. surprisingly fat for a seemingly ownerless cat. i think its mooching off everyone in the village for food and i'm the only one who has sussed it. it is nuts though. starts fights every few minutes with thin air.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Maybe he's attuned to the cosmos
in a different way and protects you from enemies that escape the eyes of both humankind and most of catkind?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# i have noticed a decrease in ghosts actually
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# interesting... have you noticed any temporal disturbances, such as things happening out of sequence?
Also, have you noticed any decrease in ghosts?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Why so serious?



Seeing dozens of dicks dressed like this last night make me do this. Only one guy was good, by good I mean... brilliant.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# anyone that dresses up as the joker is a wanker
nice sketch though
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# ^
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# ^
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# cesar romero
was pretty cool
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Nice
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Just behind the nail on my left index finger tingles slightly when it gets wet.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# been a while...
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Que?
woo
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:17, archived)
# hahaha superbo
*
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Last minute change by John McCain
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# that's more like it!
him and palin on the same ticket, sure fire winner
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# probably would
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I'm ashamed to say this, but...
*would*

=)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Even though you have such a lovely already?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Oy Oy!
Just seen your fat double in Heroes . . .

www.imdb.com/media/rm2037748736/nm0793171


(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:15, archived)
# now gosh darn it, say it aint so, Joe.
*WINKS*
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:13, archived)
# would
all three of them
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# coming to your tv screens soon
apparently he has a tv programme
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# We needed this twice?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# utter cock up
did it all wrong like a teenager with a tart


(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
# hmm
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Another repeat!!


(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Doh
I apologise

complete fuckwit, did it wrong
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)
# quick, draw a hasty cartoon
and edit it into the original post.

well, by "quick" i mean "in the next 40 hours until the dayshift come along and go back through fifteen pages and find your mistake"
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Hahaha. Scathing!!



(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:56, archived)
# i'm often of the dayshift myself
i know whereof i speak
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I like dayshift too.
But can't get on as much as I like to
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:01, archived)
# my pc is so slow
didnt realise it posted

otherwise would have edited. must get into the modern age and not rely on steam driven laptop

i will now commit suicide or pour another drink as a sign of my fuckwittery
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# stop with the suicide
if you edit it now you make us look like fuckwits ourselves :)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
# you can't kill
yourself til you've bent over and taken your arse raping like a man
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Very attractive
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Change this for a CDC
and you may get away with it.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Obama Bin Laden


Click for bigger (171KB)

Surely bin dun?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Nope, never bindun.

and certainly not this expertly
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# never bin la-den ;)
I am lame, sorry :(
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Fucking hell.
Why has no one thought of that before?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Never.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Think I've seen it.

(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Shhhh!
It is sarcasm saturday ;)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Is it?
I never got the memo!!!

Out of the loop again!!!!

(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)
# That was because you were out eating willies ;)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# That's an easy win if ever there was one.
Willies can't really eat much anyway.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# "You think it's very clever to be sarcastic don't you?"
"No"
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Haha
I have to remember that one
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# haha alCIAduh?
done well -amalgam hell
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# by fox at least
if not the sun, the times, sky news etc
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Oh my god YES
How has NO ONE thought of this yet..

By the way does anyone have any source pictures for a bag of McCain oven chips, I've got a great idea..
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Pffft
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Here you go:
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# put a protocol in it, horselinker
;)

/edit: alright, I'm off for a bit.
y'all be excellent to eachother, ya hear?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# That sentence would make 100% no sense to most people.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# me too
night all.


meet you outside in 10.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:42, archived)
# *waves*
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# McCain?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# nice try
for the next one try lightening the eyes/ mouth layer, image-adjustments -brightness/contrast
you can also mess with the colours,image-colour balance, it'll help a bit
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I am so sorry
but I got the horn doing this.



Click for 177k of pure beauty.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Would.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# me too
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# double whammy?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Absolutely
I'll take the back end
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# he's a sexy mofo fo shizzle
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Hizzle yizzle dizzle bizzle?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I'm sorry, old boy
You've quite lost me. I can follow these newly-fangled idioms only so far, you know. Would you care to repeat yourself in a more urbane dialect?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Ho do young Boris?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)
# None too shabby, old boy.
I certainly can't complain. And how the devil are you? I've not seen you since Gibraltar!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Well not so bad, Top Hole mainly!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Spiffing good show
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Be-en Be-en!!!
Woo!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# I'm seriously enjoying myself with these
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# mind how you go
it becomes addictive.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I know
I shopped about ten Bernie Ecclestone/Shakira pictures before I ran out of decent Bernie source pics. I'd still be doing them today otherwise. That's one hot dame.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# A few minutes later


Click for 115k.

I may slit my wrists.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# haha.... i may join you in a duet and slit mine too
*
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:55, archived)
# You think you've got it bad,
I've managed to ruin Cheryl Tweedy for myself forever.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# coming to your tv screens soon
apparently he has a tv programme
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)
# and with that vision trapped in my head
i am of to bed
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Don't let the bed bugs bite off your foot and replace it with a plastic replica of the eiffel tower

(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)
# im guessing at a hasty wank, self loathing
and then dreams of mummy

sleep tight
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Night Earl!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Night.



(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)
# :S
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# g-g-g-g-g
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Haha :)

And stupid little thread deleterses. I ought to wring their filthy little necks!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Sir, I saw your reply.
Not quite the same without the vids.
But many lols already!!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Mmmmm
Christmas coming up... ;)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Well worth the investment.
I laughed at Stewart's "Winger" t-shirt.
Little things, y'know.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Yep ;)

Not ordering it now, as I'm bound for another vacation soon.
But deffo on my list.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Who deleted their thread?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Someone used the "Napalm Girl" pic.
Wrongness.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# I just found it.
That must pretty much be one of the only pics that is taboo on b3ta. Well, and that fella with the gun too I guess.

How do Stanbo?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Fine and dandy Soosh
Smelling of smoke from bonfiring and eating 12" hot dogs.

Yous?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Awww!
I wish I was smelling of bonfires and had eaten foods that looked like willies :(

I'm not bad, just waiting to go home and watch some films I have downloaded :D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# I'm watching beavis and Butthead!
783 mins worth!!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# You are mega win!
*jealouses*
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Take a look
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Hahahah
ace!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# haha
but add it to the compo!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Is Barrack toking on a dobbie?
Just about to exhale?

Woo btw
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# very nice
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# my dinner
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# SALTY.
Needs more cream.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# no, she did it of her own free will
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
And it took you 18 minutes for that? ;D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# what can i say
i'm a perfectionist
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# the seventh pube
agrees with you :)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# seven pubes for seven sisters
the seven pubic samuri
the seven deadly pubes
on on the seventh day god looked down apon the other six pubes he had madeth and thaught "oh hmm i know another pube today".
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# it was getting the smile right, wasn't it?
i'm terrible with smiles.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# terrible similies!
i remem,ber finding a website full of the weirdest similies from kids english exams *couldof been from the newsletter*

"IT' glided along the water just like a brick wouldn't."
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Well, it's accurate, it has that going for it
Unless the brick was thrown by a massive custom-made brick-skimming machine.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# crudely drawn cock flavour soup
so nourishing, so creamy.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# yet
suprisingly beige.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# like that's a bad thing
*smoothes safari suit down and looks smug*
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# magenta safari suits.
now that spells win.

if win is spelt m a u l l e d b y t i g e r s
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# your punishment is to look at this for a day
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# w... what the fuck is that?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# he has been in films
adam sandler films.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Ah that was where I know him from!
He is one of the tards in the stands in Waterboy isn't he?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# he's also in Little Nicky
and i think another one.

EDIT: i think he;s the ref in the basketball game in nicholas of small stature.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Who is he in Little Nicky?
Ah, is he the referee?

Edit: Shuddering fuck, that was Dana Carvey who was the referee!

I can't remember who nipples was, was he the one whose head got turned into a boob?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# ooh well timed edit :D
nipples was the golfer in happy gilmour who i think.. talks about how the ball wants to be in the hole and he just has to encourage it.

"Tit head! Go with my father."
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Nah,
it says he was nipples in Little Nicky....
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# fair play
*shrugs*

(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I think I'm going to have nightmares now
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# He was also the kid in gentle ben, the one you wanted ben to eat
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# He is worse without the hat :D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# jesus fuck
what the hell happened to him?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I guess not being allowed to be in Happy Days
really fucked with him!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)
# if not being in it does that
what the hell does it do to you if you were in it
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# See here:
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)
# dear god
he looks like a turd hanging out of an albinos arse hole
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)
# he really does need a paper bag
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# that is clint howard, ron's brother
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# is he actually?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Google says yeah :D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# actually his brother
yes
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# what the hell happened there..
lol.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# he had an accident with the ugly tree
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# and
the ugly forest is big on vendetta.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# thats what you get for fucking a tree
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# and deciduous aids
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# not to mention
Dutch Helm disease
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# How did you manage to turn my screen into a mirror?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
#
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is fucking ace!

"I tried scanning a mirror...."
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# HOW IS MIRROR FORMED?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# LOL!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
i love yahoo questions and answers. it's like wikipedia filtered through the minds of retards.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
#
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# he really did hit every single ugly branch on every single ugly tree in the world
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# and as he fell he'd land on the ugly train track and the ugly train would just keep coming and coming woo woo!
(you know like those big ass aussie trains)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# aussies are rapists
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# stop humping my leg!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# que?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# stop it!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# stop what?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# the internet we have a winner!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)
# you puffed on your inhailer
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)
# .
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# HMPFH!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# hahahahahahahhaha
goodbye sleep
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# sexy time?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# you said it partner
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Wow!
I have never seen that before!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Wait. What?
I haven't seen that in....weeks!

/edit: Jamaican?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# nah
she did it of her own accord
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# is it tuesday already?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# no mate, it's mince night tonight
bath night is tommorow
it's still a few days till soup day
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# uhoh... i've got the mince in the bath...
...soup? argh i read that as soap... thanks for saving me from eating soap again!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# i'm testing "the coast of Yemens" hat out
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# does he know
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# its in his profile
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# it is a good hat :)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# it does work very well
i shall rate this hat as woo yay houpla panowowie!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Hahahaha, it means chicken, but it says cock! HAHAHAH!
COCK!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# chicken?
I don't get it.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# wow thats
umm, its not easy bein a modelw


*scarpers*
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# That is fantastic
I applaud you.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Cor!
Nice pussy!

Not sure about the cats head though :D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# nice to see she's whole again
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# The expression is perfect
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# it was the closest i could get to the cats expression
i found her on virtual girls her name is vikki.
they dont have one woman in a cat outfit but it wasnt convincing enough for me.
I instantly thaught back to another b3tan who had made something similar to this
(but much better) and went about making my lovely as daniel pell would have put it.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Tell the internets!
wow
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Fuck,
yeah!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# you dont mind if i whip this out here then ..
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# i want that one
*points*
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I have a two words request:
Stop motion.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Me too: me too!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# yeah, im tempted to
still working on .... the storyboard :)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Hot penis liquid.


(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
#
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Chicken? I always thought it was iguana and cow's hoof.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# FOUL MCPIECES.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds