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# eek!
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
# 'Coneheads' is a masterpiece.
YOUR CONE IS TOO YOOOOOOOOUNG!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# We..are..from..France.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Chewing gum?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# unacceptable!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# NnnnnnnnnnAaaarrrGggggghhhh!!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)
# you will.....NARFLE THE GARTHAG!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAahha!
tA TA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# 'bye!
you off to bed?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Let us consume mass quantities of your favorite meal!
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
# when my people come to colonise this planet
your name will be on the protected rolls and you will come to no harm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:14, archived)
# no no no...
that translation should read: come to ham.

(it should)
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)
# i don't come to ham
hams come to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)
# no no no...
he would come to be a ham... as in dinner.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)
# ah, right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)
# *holds neck*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
[challenge entry] UNLEASH THE POWER OF GULLS,..right now!


Also, if you're in America, get the hell out.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
# hehehh
"a factoral of high percentages"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Mathmamatics percentiles pertaining to nutrients.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)
# without the words, it is nothing
as he is a grotesque aberration
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
# That young man is my nan's man.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)
# she can't be getting any, then
he'd snap her like a twig.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# By nan, I meant man's ham.
Reet, schleepzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# man's ham?
is that the trouser meat?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Sulphuric acid....
sounds of no fun at all...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# tell that to john george haig
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Perhaps...
if it was diluted with red fuming nitric acid and mixed with glycerin...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# sounds tasty!
*mixes with cool-aid*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)
# be careful...
you just made nitro-glycerin. Could be an exciting time...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)
# especially if i hollow out a watermelon
fill it with the nitroglycerin, then shake it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Melon balls for everyone...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:25, archived)
# yay!
*grabs bowl*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Haha, I've not seen you post for a while.
And to think I was going to go to bed a couple of hours ago.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
# a likely story
you're stuck here and you know it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:05, archived)
# I'm off in a bit.
I don't post much dese dayz as I bee readin n studyin tings mucho.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:05, archived)
# haha
PenisGull.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Gulls with gils, possible?
Maybe?
Coincidence?

Yes, once.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# he's a cheeky little monkey
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:36, archived)
# haha
MOST IMPORTANTLY: HAS HE GOT A TAIL?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# he has a look of sad resignation that i find touching
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# It's like the weight of the world has already crushed his spirit.
He knows that he has risen as far in life as he will be allowed to.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:45, archived)
# and yet
there is an undercurrent of hidden knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:46, archived)
# What about Obama?
*fucking legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Am I allowed to have more than one black friend now?
Since Obama will be the new president and all?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# no
one is the limit
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
# I think 2 will be fine, they're still pretty usless in groups of two.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)
# ep 2 was better than ep 1
i'm gonna try and get ep 3 in before bed
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:47, archived)
# i'd recommend it
i've seen the whole thing 3 times
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)
# i've got all 5 eps downloaded
just not had a chance to watch them til now (wanted to actually watch it, and tend to get distracted with stuff if i'm watching it on pc)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:50, archived)
# try watching it from start to finish on sunday afternoon
there's never anything decent on then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:53, archived)
# i'm either working or in bed
at that time of day

anyways, ep 3 is calling (and then bed)

will be perousing in 20 minutes, but other than that, tattys
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
# nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)
# fucksocks
4od is titting about. guess i'll have to wait til the morning :(
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# oh well
it's better than watching bargain hunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
# not the same
without dickie
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)
# i prefer tim wonnacott
to captain orange.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# They'll give anyone a badge these days.
He's the last person I'd want to save me from a fire, he looks far too scrawny.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# But he'd climb the side of that building sharpish
if you threw a banana through the window.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:43, archived)
# THIS REPLY REALLY MEANS NOTHING




(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# where
did you find that gif of my mum?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
# you can't look sexy with white socks on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:01, archived)
# WHAT ABOUT BLACK SOCKS?

oops, caps
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)
# socks are never sexy
they are too functional and sensible to be sexy. it's like a yorkshireman taking his flat cap off and saying "well, mabel, it's wednesday night. shall we have sex or finish that jigsaw?"
inherently unsexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# What's the Jigsaw made out of?
VIAGRA?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)
# no. cardboard.
dull, dull cardboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)
# With sexy frills and ruffles?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# no.
with sharp edges and one piece missing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Ah dick.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:32, archived)
# dick? where???
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Here, and it's going night night.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:42, archived)
# haha, ok
night night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:46, archived)
# no LSD?
best scene in In The Name of The Father
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:29, archived)
# LSD is too fun for jigsaws
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:35, archived)
# What if they're on my nipples?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# then they're wooly bastards, covering the sexy parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)
# What if I cut the bottom off and wear them as leg/thigh warmers?
Failing that; I concede.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# legwarmers were unsexy even in the '80's
they are even more so now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Cheeky chimpy boyo
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
[challenge entry] My shower is broken


I wish Hulkman would come round and fit me up with one of these. Hogan knows best after all.

First post, gentle etc. and apologies for rubbishisity.
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# IT'S FUCKING DRY!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)
# That Bad?
Shall I take it off?
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Don't
Do...
ANYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# no. do not delete.
bumrapage will occur.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# whyy?
i feel bad now, boo
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)
# no matter how bad the post
(and i'm not saying it's bad), if you delete the thread, people tend to get very angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)
# even at this time of night
i think the delete button should be removed from new threads
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:49, archived)
# hell, yes
i'm not heading down the bunker at this time of night! tea and biscuits tends to be swapped for toast and horlicks after midnight :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Fair
Sorry, new and all, back to the lurk......
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:49, archived)
# no, don't relurk
it's really not bad at all. i think the original answer was meant to be ironic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Thanks Smash
gentleman(or woman) and a scholar.
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:57, archived)
# You'll want the latter there boyo.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Thankyou Monkdagola
Obviously you are a scholar too
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:01, archived)
# woman
but i'm not really gentle, i can cause some vicious carpet burns ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Fucking hell you work fast.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:14, archived)
# i have to
i suffer from the rare and potentially life-threatening condition known as permahorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)
# haha
Have you seen "A complete history of my sexual failures"
There's a part where he takes 8 viagra, gets a massive lob on and chases about 200 people on the street begging for sex.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)
# no, but i may have to now!
there was a cartoon years ago about an ugly little bugger with a huge dick, who had to shag a witch a thousand times to turn her back into a princess and him into a king. it was brilliant, i wish i could remember what it was called!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Cripes!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)
# i think it was called king willy or king dick
i will have to google it.
EDIT: found it! it's called king dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:37, archived)
# no no
don't lurk, this works sunshine.

next time you finish a piece though, wait half an hour. look at it again and see what you could do to improve it (or wait half an hour and make the excuse that you're using paint.net
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Understood
I did apologise for rubbishisity though...in future i will apologise more.
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# nah
don't bother apologising, just give people abuse, it's the only way to get respect attention around here
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Ha!
umm...ok, Well thanks for the advice and fuck off ;)
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Haha
no no don't worry about it. It's fine :)
Just post your stuff and have fun.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# brooke knows best
these days apparently
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)
# hahah that would get your arse clean
welcome b3ta, you'll never leave...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# carowallis did... :(
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Plenty of people drift away
but they usually surface again every once in a while.
carowallis did the food series, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)
# i think i may have been sitting here too long
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
# I want his Star Emitting Facial Gape
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# I prefer
his abdominal pincer arms.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:36, archived)
# But 'STAR EMITTING'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:37, archived)
# TREE TANK KILLS TERMINATOR.
HUNDREDS AROUSED.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# unless your arse has rooted itself to the chair
you haven't been sitting here too long.
i am running out of words to describe how good these are.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# It reminds me
Akira ...
www.dhadm.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/akira.jpg

the scene when the guy is sitting on a "trone" over akira's coffin and his body start to "assimilate" the concrete...
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)
# WOW!
That
Is
Awesome!
*clicks*

Edit: I do, however, have an almost overwhelming urge to colour it in...
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:49, archived)
[challenge entry] iGun
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:19, archived)
# iCarumba!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:22, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Haha
Excellent.
I have a picture somewhere I was going to post in response to this but I can't find it.
I'm losing more and more pics recently. I have too many and no way of keeping track of all of them. I really need to fix up my site.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I upload mine as and when needed.
Pie, easy as.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Haha you make it sound so easy.
I have 3,852 images online spread over 5 servers, and over 20,000 images locally. If something is not descriptively named I'm screwed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Oh my.
That's quite a few.

I went through some weird filename phases, it's nice to know I have things like "poshsteampoweredfrogsliketoeatflyingboats.png" and "borishassomebadassmandibles.jpg" lying about my server.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Heh
I've tried to stick to descriptive titles but it's not really too helpful with the vector portraits I do. I just gave up on those and started numbering them. Not actually very useful but it seems organized.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Christing cuntpump,
that's a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Yeah it's out of hand.
About half the images are photos. I take them and never do anything with them. I can't even be bothered to put them on flickr, there are just too many to look through.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:53, archived)
# True dat,
I've got a hoarde of photos too, there's not much you can do with them except open them up and look at them every 5 months and say 'awww' and 'haha' also 'urgh'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:57, archived)
# sounds like a way to spend a rainy sunday
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Well yeah,
my problem, and I'm sure I'm not alone in this, is that I have 1000 ways to spend a rainy sunday and I'm probably not going to choose one that seems like a chore. I want to have fun all the time. It's made me a bit lazy and stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)
# I hear you.
Though I've wasted hours upon hours doing things like organizing my iTunes collection (getting those ID3 tags just right) or, indeed, organizing my pictures folder.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:53, archived)
# I need to do the same.
I just try and remember the filename, or at least as close as I can get.

If I need to hunt for something, I just hook up to the ftp thing and search through the folder. I need a simpler way, though :(

I've got pushing 800 files in the "files" folder, it's a lot to try and remember.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Just keep an identical folder on your harddrive with all the same filenames.
You nonce.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:43, archived)
# I use several machines, and my hard drives keep failing.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:47, archived)
# And that is why you flail.
Or alternatively, just have one massive jpeg with thumbnails of all the images with filenames all in alphabetical order. Then just keep that image bookmarked.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)
# I read that as 'flailing'
I had an image of unwieldy harddrives flailing around the room like Alien™ tentacles.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun ?
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# i use a sandpaper glove to rub my balls.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# I have sandpaper wet wipes to help the poo slide out easier.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)
# i use an orbital sander
cleans as it polishes as it exfoliates as it depilates
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Hi.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# SHOT WITH A TINY MACHINE GUN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# OW FUCK NO
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)
# TRUE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)
# In the nose
(i should have joined myspace, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# AND YOU'RE TO BLAME.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I bought the nails
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# You give tiny machine guns a bad name.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Gluck?
I've always thought that was a bad name for a gun.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# "Shooter" is a silly nickname for a gun.
Cockneys can make anything sound silly.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:22, archived)
# minigun is a silly name
but i'd solder my own nipples to get my hands on one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I like that miniguns are fucking giant, though.
The irony sooooothes me.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)
# same here
i used to be quite fond of the kalashnikov, until i saw a minigun
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Facebook's good for that, see:
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Oooooh cool.
Is that on the grafitti app?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Aye t'is.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Hot damn :D
Mine always come out painfully scribbly, but I sort of like it :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# That's fucking awesome
Everyone does photo realism anyway; not enough sketchy stylised stuff on there if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Do you just paint over a photo then?
Or are these all freehand?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I use a ruler if I'm struggling but I just rezise the photo
and have it open in the window opposite.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Freehand for me, I don't know if you can have a photo underneath. I can't understand how people get the photo realism so well.
Most of mine are scribbly things just for a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)
# If you're logged in, take a look at my/our shite.
Shite.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:27, archived)
# God damn, we've got skills.
At least, the you part of me.
Most of mine are lame scribbilz, and not many of them.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I like your 'scribbles' though.
They make more sense.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Yeah, but you's gots MAAAAAAD SKIIIIILLZ.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)
# SIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!1
Edit: Did you see my first graffiti? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Ha, yes I did. Nice work :P
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)
# thundercats ho?
that'll be cheetara, the dirty slut.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
# freckles AND braces?
his/her god must be very angry.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)
# No braces.
Just freckles.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# in that case
send them to a dentist, STAT
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# DON'T ANGER ME.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# OOPS LOL
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7NnO1BZQK8
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# LICK IT BITE IT HUFF IT.
GET HIGH.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:22, archived)
# To be fair I think she was kidnapped,
she didn't have any choice.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
# a tiny goblin
seems to have had a diarrhoea attack across this person's nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)
# I guess so.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# heheh
that's my way of saying "i like this" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Hahah
Thanks. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)
# wow this looks just like me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# omg no way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# yeah only i have bigger boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# SSL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# OH HAI THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)
# OMG HAI
HOW R U LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)
# TIRED LOL!
I HAVE RHEOMETER TRAINING TOMORROW LOLS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Don't worry about that shit.
It's a machine, right? You turn it on, you turn it off. How hard can it be?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# ITS REALLY FANCY APPARENTLY
ITS WELL SCIENTIFIC AND SHIT AND SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# They just say that.
95% of the training consists of them persuading you to tell everyone else how hard it is. Then they show you the on/off switch, and then they send you home.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:22, archived)
# ITS NOT A HOT BEVERAGE MACHINE
I NEED IT TO DO FANCY SHIT FOR MY PROJECT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Sorry dude
I removed the beverage reference because they don't do that any more. It was too confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Just because the beverages aren't always hot doesn't mean it's a scientific piece of machinery.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:34, archived)
# No, he has to train the machine.
It's fucking shit, keeps messing up the coffee orders.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# What's a rheometer?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rheometer

also this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rheology
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Argh!
Wikimuhpedia won't load for me. ARGH

EDIT: It loaded. That's kinda cool. And sciencey.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)
# WELL GOOGLE RHEOLOGY THEN
THATS WHAT IT DOES
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Put Spice in it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# FRECKLE COUNT: INFINITY.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)
# WOW THAT"S A LOT
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Not as much as infinity +1.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# or LOADS.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Oh don't even get me started on LOADS.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# OH SHIT
THAT"S MORE THAN 6!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Depends if it's infinity +6.
But that would be ridiculous, we won't even go there.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# RIDICULOUS.


I'll stop shouting.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Probably a good idea.
You'll wake the bears.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)
# OH SHI-
I mean Oh, shit
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)
# TOO FUCKING RIGHT. YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO WAKE THOSE MAN EATING BEARS.
IF YOU KEEP SHOUTING, THEY MIGHT MAUL YOU.

GOOD JOB I'M AT A SAFE DISTANCE, EH.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Why do YOU get to be at a safe distance???
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Because the world doesn't hate me.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Yes.
Yes, it does.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 7:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Put down your weapon!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Stab it in the eye with your dick.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# SKULL FUCK ME A FOX?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I'll be back for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# EYY AM WAALKIN 'EAR!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nLNPdZPSII0
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
#
dropandlongD (1 week ago)
that's pretty gay
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
# haha it looks perplexed
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Shhh...
s'already dead butyoudidn'thearitfromme.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# more of a redex.
perple is not a manly colour.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)
# that fox is not scared
it's deciding if it's hungry enough to eat something that looks like a cocktail sausage in a poloneck jumper
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Pigs in blankets!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# hahaha!
i now have a mental image of miss piggy wrapped in a pink duvet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# *eats*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)
[challenge entry] not really a product as such
(Mr Chicken, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# hahaha
Buff!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# ahahah
cool
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# *waits to see who buys gargantuan size*
*follows home with viagra and rohypnol*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)
# *Buys two packs of gargantuan*
*Makes a wet-suit out of them*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# wee mad arthur?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# that's MISTER wee mad arthur to yez, copper!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)
# ay ay ay
don't be calling me no copper.


discworld would be a very different place if there were more scousers on it.

now, do i go to bed or watch ep 2 of dead set with another beer?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# BEER AND ZOMBIES
there is no other logical choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)
# what's logic got to do with this?
best go downstairs and get another one then
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)
# nothing
i just want to leave no possible argument against the beer and zombies choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# liar
you know you want me to ride you like seabiscuit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# *Says nothing*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# that's right, you talk when i tell you to, bitch!
now, get on your back and stand to attention!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I would wear them on my arms and flail about like a confused jellyfish.
It would be an awesome evening.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
#
AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
# not as awesome as the one i have in mind
*may be slightly horny*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# you've been horny for the last week
is there a new victim prospective mr Smash on the scene?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# not yet
but i'm going to a party next week, the barman there is an old conquest. he looks like timothy claypole, but he goes like a rabbit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)
# *googles Timothy Claypole*
*checks i've not accidentally met Smash and spurned her*

nope, not me. I'll go about my business (juggling two girls is too much for me anyway)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# it's not too much for him
fortunately ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# He hops away quickly?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# he takes two AA batteries
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# AA? two CC batteries, you mean!
the staff at poundland have stopped believing that i have a huge collection of torches
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# i dunno
i'm still trying to decide whether to get the girl i'm gonna see next week some new batteries or not. slightly worried how much of her monthly cash she's spending on the little bunny at the mo
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
# my ex used to go mental if i mentioned it
he just didn't seem to realise that, while sex with your fella is great, doing it yourself can be better as you know your own body best.
besides, he had a tiny cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
# haha
well i also have a tiny cock, but more importantly live over 100 miles from this girl, and may not see her again after next week. would like to leave her with some good memories, even if they're all in her head
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:47, archived)
# candles, flowers, chocolates, wine and massage oils.
even if you both get so drunk that the sex is shit, she'll remember it as a very romantic night.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)
# i don't think
i'm gonna be allowed to drink.

and she's a fucking veggie to boot,

shall remember the chocs though
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)
# no
he likes it more than i do, which i didn't think was possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Either way that's the root of the cause!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)
# the gargantuan ones, are they gargantua-flavoured?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Snigger
www.b3ta.com/board/8908695
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Bastards!

A try at a new style, but too close to another B3tans style for me to do it again (^_^) Sorreee Mr Pinapple

Edit : spelling corrected.. I should have just stuck with Octopus...
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)
# only the ones who can't spell 'cephalopod' are bigots.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# That'll learn me for trusting google blindly
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# well, it's an easy edit if you want to ninja.
trust is always misplaced, this world is a shithole.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Already ninj'd
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# shall i ninja my reply?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)
# No let it stand as a beacon of my blindly trusting Google like a n008
I shall ninj the original post
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:42, archived)
# no worries, i would have just edited mine to say...
...HAHA YOU MORON WE SAW YOU CORRECT THE SPELLING YOU CAN'T SPELL YOU'RE DUMB.

or something like that....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# hate crimes under the sea?
quick, tell homer simpson that he's not safe anywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Brightly coloured sea creatures are the fuckin' bomb, yo.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Dark somewhat dorky looking sea creatures aren't sure
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Oh hell yes, I remember these guys! :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# The one on the left looks like he is wearing a top hat at a jaunty angle.
I like it.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Cillit Bang is for girls!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] for real macho women
sterling silver speculum by D&C

the Industrial Speculum, in Sterling Silver, by D&C. For those "high mileage" industrial applications.
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)
# duckmask thread is down there v.
oh....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# she is rather pretty
i would
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# fucking pansy, use pliers if you want to be a real man.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Pliers are for little boys. Real men use sledgehammers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# anally.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Up the fucking urethra.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)
# you pansy, my cock isn't some weakass hollow tube.
mine's made of solid bone, i'm a real man.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Mine's tempered from carbon steel!
With a hole drilled up the centre for sledgehammer insertion to crush the weak with my crotchsome might!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# i may have to exit this thread now, all the testosterone is giving me the vapours.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Test results show you are a mustelid.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# my cock and disposition are all wolverine.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# hi, i'm a duck.


hi, i'm a duck.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# you have a phallus on your duck head
freud would be proud.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# good ninja.
i used to be a bat.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# i keep doing it
i spell a word right decide it's wrong and change it.. to then google it and find i was right all along..

and i always find i spot errors only after i've clicked post message.. damn lack of gramaritirical skrils

EDIT: SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM

while Jo tried totrembling. Lie down, rest, and put
marketfinest.info than hurttruth,� he cried in intense distress.
the ring,You know the song: 'A new fine
does not do anythingfinger, which had been cut near the nail,

also.. that's a lovely bat :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# his name is cecil taylor and he may be a lady.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)
# The metamorphosis is astonishing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)
# i devolve quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Fucking Quack!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# dux don't curse.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)
# *sings Howard the Duck*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# *listens attentively*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)
# I'm not being totally random, it's a Howard the Duck mask.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
#
*pulls out Lea Thompson scrap book*
*faps furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# i had no idea. i don't even know where the pic came from, actually.
it may even be from here, i just wanted to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I can not duck this duck . . .
So I might as well wallpaper my pantry . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# fancy fucker. i wish i had a pantry.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Yep!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# *assassinates with soggy bread*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# if i was athorised
that image would of been deleted :O
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# he be illin'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)
# OH HAI DUCVK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# o hai.
you should make a robert smith hair hat to go atop your monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)
# It's all in the attitude


Edit: Can be for no other reason...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# That is not yours.
and it is not funny!

EDIT: LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# He added the tiny penis?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!11!!11!!!!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Oh shit!
CDCs instantly make everything funny!

Let me edit my original post!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)
# No need for sarcasm, I never said it was any good :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# haha
:D
(sarah90 >you, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# oh it's a cock i thought it was tits originally I don't which i prefer
and you've made me straight once more..

thank you wil :D

EDIT: also mr art director sir can you make this the next bat mobile.. than que bye bye
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Was tits originally I don't which i prefer
indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# confused am that i were
*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
# cockcar powers ahead
vagcar awaits a happy collision
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# He's heading straight for the vagvan!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# a van with fleshyness and hair
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Very Whoops Apocalypse.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# needs more pink
:) and a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# For once this doesn't need magenta
It's just the right amount of macho!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Magenta Shirley,
but I couldn't find a lighter one and it wouldn't have been easy to do that to a near black one via 'shop convincingly...


see.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# it now looks more
1950's scifi space age comic metalic.. but that's kinda funky as well.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Now it looks like it's been polished hard . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Not as macho.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I've decided to compromise
with a hint of Magenta in the original...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
# can't believe the monster's only 52kb girth
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)
# What you runnin' under there big boy?
Woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Aerodynamicaly fits in a wind tunnel . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# is that modelled on anyone you know?
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# One-eyed Jack!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# phwooar is that YOURS!
*goes green*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Boom!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# STOP!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Also, quite aside from that,
Dynamite is inappropriate.

Maybe Gelignite?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I'd consider a jar of nitro-glycerine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# not now, dear,
you'll spoil your supper.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Aww, but Daaaaaaaaad...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# go on then. just a spoonful mind
try not to blow up the toilet again when you're done.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# You're a terrible parent.
Do you want me to end up like this? NSFA

edit: Really don't click that if you're screamish about blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# certainly teach not to try and eat explosives
before dinner.

EDIT: I'm assumign thats a shotgun based suicide attempt by the file name? I always like a back sory to my gore... the man missing half his face with the tonge lolling down after the motor bike accident on rotten.com is and conitnues to be one of the worst things I've seen.. but that's possibly more to do with age and lack of previous exposure to ickiness.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I'm not sure the story behind it.
Found the picture here: www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Shotgun_mouthwash
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# yum!
luckily i'd finished my polate full of cakes before looking :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# The technical details
have yet to be ironed out
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# SEXMEH T?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# It's spelled 'semtex'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# THE SEX M
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# what is dynamit?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Fire in the cheese !
*fingers in ears*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Fire in the Vole?
sorry, it's the only rodent i could think of that rhymes with hole.
(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)
# SEAMY ROBERT SMITH

POST YOUR SEAMY ROBERT SMITHS IN THIS THREAD FFS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# He gave me a lift once when I was hitching.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Good god
This man haunted me in the eighties, are you some kind of communist emo radical?


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# good evening sir!
I trust all is well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)
# :)
A day to be remembered, surely for all the the woo yay reasons :)

Enough of all this momentous, historical stuff for a minute. The UK's Whipsnade Zoo solemnly informs the BBC that two American bison - named Barack and John - are involved in a tightly fought popularity contest, to be judged by staff. The winner receives a carrot. Surely it beats the sort of crunch their human counterparts are going to have to deal with.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7700298.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# "Hairy good looks"
arf arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# The reward of a fucking carrot killed it for me ;)
I NEED SLEEP! Ace to see you geezer
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# :)
'night.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Lo Jah,
You socialist fuck ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# It seems that you aren't as popular as
HappyToast.

However, I myself prefer you.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
what the fuck? Did I miss a /board popularity bulletin?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Nah,
it was just that he posted some shite about a willie challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# i don't see you joining in this one sush...
:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# What one would hat be?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# this one
spur of the minute compo..

saying that more people have images of cocks at the ready.. a seamy robert smith is in the most part going to require making on the spot... hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Yeah, he's often doing mini-challenges.
GMOS and Lemony used to do one just at the start of the gayshift sometimes.
I wasn't really expecting anyone to make a seam robert smith to be honest, but I'm really happy to see some though cause I think they're funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I concur.
Yours was a slightly different mini-challenge.

A willy compo on b3ta? Ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)
# He looks evil in this one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# SEAMS YO
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# AH FUCK THAT'S RUINED EVERYTHING NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# who is she anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# porn star
Stared in Mondays I'm in Lucy Love.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# OH HAI I JUST SAW THIS THREAD CAN I STILL PLAY? I MADE IT FOR YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# they're so
wonder-flee wonder-flee wonder-flee prettyyyy.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)
# leg lesions are sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Hahah
it's a gang!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)
# they're in a race.
also, who's the fool whose torso you used in the original pic?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# So farewell then
Michael Crichton
Unlike your films
You will not have a sequel

E.J Thribbs (36 ½)

(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# have you submitted it to private eye?
far above the quality of their obituary poems
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I think they'll be a bit busy with Bush obits this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# haha
interesting points on newsnight tonight that the republican party doesn't have enough of a national appeal over there these days. Spose there needs to be a good opposition for the political process to work succesfully
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# there is not a chance that in 4 years
something wont go wrong.

politics is basically trying to convince the populace that it wasn't your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# *makes a terminal man joke*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
[challenge entry] This took far too long...
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Not entirely sure you needed the blurb

Everyone knows smoking Asbestos make you hard


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# blummin' top work
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Llaret? that near plasmarl?
the full name of this wine would be 'welsh llaret is it but?'
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# butt
never drop the second t or mr t himself will introduce you to his friend
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# really?
wouldn't necessarily use a second t for but in the welsh sense, spose it does no harm though
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# i always have butt
although the welsh do tend to pronounce double letters as singles and vice versa (or the other way around if you're reading in a borough that has recently been told by its council to drop the latin)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# that's what I like bestest
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)

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